UAS :: Volume #1

#1: Was killed by the plain boiled water


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In the morning, little bright horizon flood fish sperm stomach. The fall and winter morning breeze is bringing in the wooded mountains the wet dew moisture, has blown the village of this deep sleep. 清晨,微亮的天际泛着鱼白肚。秋冬的晨风带着山林间湿湿的露水气,吹过这片沉睡的农庄。 The village received the cold air, likely is turning over of cannot bear, twittering several. Gradually, had some vitalities. 农庄受了凉气,像是忍不住的翻了个身,呢喃了几句。渐渐的,也就有了些生气。 Getting up early country women shoves open the wooden door, loud and neighbor greets, prepares the breakfast of family member respectively, new day will soon start. This is normal early morning, this is also normal village. 早起的农妇推开木门,大声的和邻居打着招呼,各自准备家人的早餐,新的一天即将开始。这是个再正常不过的清晨,这也是个再正常不过的农庄。 However, today this tranquil early morning, were many small interlude. 不过,今天这个平静的清晨,却多了点小插曲。 „” “啊” A country women scream that by village central water well, is preparing to fetch water, has cut the peaceful morning. Immediately, hears sound commoner has gathered. 农庄中央的水井旁,正准备打水的农妇一声尖叫,划破了安静的早晨。随即,闻声的平民聚拢了过来。 Originally by the water well of blue stone build, rolls up to wear the different clothing/taking, freezes the face azure lip white young man. 原来在青石搭建的水井旁,蜷缩着一个身穿异服,冻得脸青唇白的青年男子。 Who is this? Rests in this, should not freeze to death?” “这是谁?怎么睡在这,该不会是冻死了吧?” Black hair? Should be last night non-native.” “黑色的头发?应该是昨夜来的外乡人吧,。” Oh, the pitiful person, hopes that he can return to the bosom of Light God. There does not have the hunger and cold, is warm.” “唉,可怜的人,希望他能回到光明神的怀抱。那里没有饥寒,只有温暖。” commoner that gathers is drawing hand seal in the front, mourns to the youth who this seemingly freezes to death. 聚拢的平民纷纷在胸前画着手势,对这个貌似冻死的青年予以哀悼。 Frightening, is approaching the young boy of country women thigh, suddenly panic-stricken backlash several steps: Mom, this brother moved a moment ago.” “吓”,一个傍着农妇大腿的小男孩,忽然惊恐的后退几步:“妈妈,这个大哥哥刚才动了。” The children are diminutive, therefore he first saw actually this freezing to death the brother tip of the nose has twitched under. 小孩矮小,所以他倒是第一时间就看到了这“冻死”的大哥哥鼻头抽动了下。 ? Surrounding villagers one startled, simultaneously backlash one step, look at each other in dismay, cold air well ups. 呃?周围村民一惊,齐齐的后退一步,面面相觑,一股寒气涌上心头。 Finally, wears the senior farmer of dome small black hat to stand, bent down to search the breath of that young man, breathed a sigh of relief: This kid is also angry, had not frozen to death.” 终于,一个戴着圆顶小黑帽的老农夫站了出来,俯身探了探那青年男子的鼻息,舒了口气:“这娃还有气,没被冻死。” „, Light God on.” Praise God!” “哦,光明神在上。”“赞美神!” The senior farmer has patted the cheeks of that youth: youngster, awakes, to awake......” 老农夫拍了拍那青年的脸颊:“年轻人,醒醒、醒醒……” Un......” that youth trembled, groaned the sound, slowly opened long and narrow both eyes. “嗯……”那青年一个哆嗦,呻吟了声,缓缓的睁开狭长双眼。 Perhaps frozen unbearable, after youth opens both eyes did not say a word, but looks to surround the villagers, once for a while was hitting trembling. 许是被冻的够呛,青年睁开双眼后一言不发,只是怔怔的看着围观的村民,时不时的打着哆嗦。 Wasn't frozen silly?”, Has candid country women to say. “不是被冻傻了吧?”,有心直口快的农妇道。 Has not waited for the surrounding farmer to respond, outside crowd broadcasts together the temperate sound: Here what happened?” 未等周围农夫回应,人群外传来一道温和的声音:“这里发生什么事了吗?” Well, good morning, Father York.” “咦,早上好,约克神父。” This is called the fathers in York looks like the respect of audience person, commoner that surrounds resigns the path rapidly. Raised the middle-aged man of lunch box to walk, facial expression temperate greets with the farmers. 这位被称为约克的神父看来很受众人的尊敬,围观的平民迅速让出道路。一个提着饭盒的中年男子走了进来,神情温和的与众农夫打着招呼。 Listened to the senior farmer after relating, that Father York looks at the youth who rolled up: Un, truly frozen heavy, but luckily our bright blessing.” 听完了老农夫的诉说后,那约克神父看着蜷缩的青年:“嗯,确实被冻的不轻,不过幸好我们有神的庇佑。” Then, sees only Father York to put down the wooden lunch box in hand, reverent is drawing hand seal in the front, a white ray suddenly appears, shines on the youth. 说完,只见约克神父放下手中的木饭盒,虔诚的在胸前画着手势,一道白色光芒蓦然出现,照射在青年身上。 Surrounding farmer facial expression excited looks at this warm white light, is drawing hand seal before the body, the mouth was talking over Praise God and so on pray language. 周围的农夫神情激动的看着这道暖暖的白光,在身前画着手势,嘴里念叨着赞美神之类的祈祷语。 Youth who was warmed the light illumination opens the mouth, the both eyes circle stares, dull looks at present. What this is, portable bath tyrant? Are the hair of surrounding these people, how yellow color? This anything situation...... 那被暖光照射的青年张大嘴巴,双目圆瞪,呆呆的看着眼前的这一幕。这是什么,便携式浴霸吗?还有周围这些人的头发,怎么是黄色的?这到底什么情况啊…… After several seconds, the white light vanishes. Father York said with a smile: „Does youngster, feel now what kind of?” 十几秒后,白光消失。约克神父微笑道:“年轻人,现在感觉怎么样?” Warm......” that youth subconscious replying. “暖和……”那青年下意识的答道。 That is good, moves, will be quick you to recover the health.” Then, Father York takes out a rye bread from the lunch box, filled in the Tang En's hand. “那就好,起来活动活动,很快你就会恢复健康。”说完,约克神父从饭盒中取出一块黑麦面包,塞在了唐恩的手中。 Completes all these, Father York and surrounding farmer greeted walk toward the crowd. 做完这一切,约克神父和周围的农夫打了声招呼就向人群外走去。 Praise God, Father York is really in a heart fills the bright good man.” 赞美神,约克神父真是个心中充满光明的善人。” Un, at this time...... He must go to the village west to deliver food to the uncared-for old person.” “嗯,这个时候……他是要去村西给无人照顾的老人送食物吗。” The surrounding farmer is full of praise to the father in abundance, is praising his good. Then everybody has dispersed, after all in the morning also many matters must be done. 周围农夫纷纷对神父赞不绝口,传颂着他的善事。接着大伙就散开了,毕竟清晨还有许多事情要做。 The youth of that wear different clothing/taking is drawing the senior farmer hastily: Where is this? Un, is Europe?” 那穿着异服的青年连忙拉着老农夫:“请问这是哪里?嗯,是欧洲?” Senior farmer strange looked at a youth: Europe? What is that? Here is Titus Kingdom Little Stone Village.” 老农夫奇怪的看了眼青年:“欧洲?那是什么?这里是布兰国小石村。” Cloth and Titus Kingdom?” The youth were stunned, immediately careful asking, „is this Earth?” “布、布兰国?”青年愕然了,随即小心的问道,“这是地球吗?” Earth? What ball is that?” “地球?那是什么球?” ...... …… „, Won't pass through?” The youth hold the head to mutter. “不会吧,穿越了?”青年抱着脑袋喃喃自语。 The youth called Tang En, just the university graduated for one month. As the university student of new times, winds novel naturally to look, will lead into fantasy one anything. Regarding passing through the plot is not naturally strange. However...... 青年叫唐恩,刚刚大学毕业一个月。作为新时代的大学生,络小说当然会看,也会带入yy一番什么的。对于穿越情节自然也不陌生。但是…… Did not say that the novel is fictionalizes, how also really to pass through, was right, how do I pass through?” “不是说小说都是虚构的嘛,怎么还真穿越了,对了,我怎么穿越的?” Tang En knocked the head, quick has thought after oneself since graduation, looked for the work not to be very smooth. The university student runs rampant now, serious depreciation. The good university graduates wants to look to be good to work difficultly, not to mention his is stationed in not the popular university on mountain. 唐恩敲了敲脑袋,很快就想到自己自从毕业后,找工作十分不顺利。本来嘛,现在大学生泛滥成灾,严重贬值。名牌大学毕业的想找个好工作都难,更别提他那个驻扎在山上的不入流大学了。 Therefore after running one month of personnel market, Tang En is various types is attacked to despise. The resume scatters big, but second examination opportunity few. Afterward simply threw resume on, although is various news is also uncertain, but at least was short of the money of printing resume is not. 所以在跑了一个月的人才市场后,唐恩是各种被打击鄙视。简历撒出去大把,但复试机会寥寥。后来干脆就在上投简历,虽然也是各种音信渺茫,但至少少了打印简历的钱不是。 On this day, after he gets out of bed, turns on his time-honored broken computer as usual. Lands some large-scale recruitment, chooses the keyword, has not examined carefully, selected completely, prepares to throw 200 electronic resumes to say first again. However when he clicks definite, jumps a game advertisement page. 这天,他起床后,照例打开他那台历史悠久的破电脑。登陆某大型招聘,选好关键词,也没细看,全部选中,准备先投上200个电子简历再说。不过就在他点击确定的时候,跳出来一个游戏广告页面。 Fuck, will also find the place to place the advertisement.” 尼玛,还真会找地方安插广告。” Tang En was preparing the fork to fall that page, the eye actually unknowingly sweeps the advertisement slogan of this game, you whether had the courage to reject this ordinary life?” 唐恩正准备叉掉那个页面,眼睛却不经意扫到了这游戏的广告标语,“你是否有勇气拒绝这平凡的生活?” Said honestly, this advertisement does really general, slogan also very does not have the creativity. Puts the page of outstanding breast abundant buttocks to compare with these that usually sees, simply is the dregs to exploding. Even if these pages and game itself does not have the nickel to relate, but at least deceived the show year click is not. 坦白说,这广告做的真的一般,标语也是十分的没有创意。和平时看到的那些放着翘乳丰臀的页面比起来,简直是渣到爆。哪怕是那些页面和游戏本身没有半毛钱关系,但至少骗了骚年的点击不是。 But this advertisement slogan actually successful moved Tang En. 但这个广告标语却是成功的打动了唐恩 Ordinary...... Tang En smiles bitterly, sometimes thinks oneself have lived the 20 years, he suspected significance that oneself have. 平凡嘛……唐恩苦笑一声,有时候想想自己活过的这20来年,他都怀疑自己存在的意义。 Tang En is not the second generation of rich is not the official's second generation, he was born again for the ordinary family, the parents are the workers. They have given Tang En all in one's power, supplies him to go to school, fosters his adult. 唐恩既不是富二代也不是官二代,他出生一个再为普通不过的家庭,父母亲都是工人。他们力所能及的给予了唐恩所有,供应他上学,抚养他成人。 During going to school, the look ordinary Tang En result will be also ordinary, is that type already not to be praised by the teacher, role that also not scolded. The special talent and skill, has not had the performance of highlight, but has not made any big mistake. Such peaceful treating in the line of sight edge of teacher. When to semester conclusion, teacher in charge to evaluation, always writes should live peacefully, strictly conforms to the school discipline school regulation, however still needs to bring it up a level anything regarding the result...... 上学期间,相貌平凡的唐恩成绩也是一般,属于那种既不会被老师夸奖,也不会被骂的角色。没有特殊的才艺,没有亮点的表现,但也没有犯什么大的过错。就这么安安静静的待在老师的视线边缘。到了学期结束,班主任给评语时,总是写着该生性格安静,严格遵守校纪校规,然对于成绩仍需要更上一层楼什么的…… Then the college entrance examination has tested the result of being suspended in midair, on routinely not popular university. 接着高考考了个不上不下的成绩,按部就班的上了个不入流大学。 During the university, has handed over several friend who is a bad influences, looked for a girlfriend, learned smoking, was used to the make-up test. Usually when does not accompany the girlfriend, plays dozen of games, has a look at the novel. 大学期间,交了几个损友,找了个女朋友,学会了抽烟,习惯了补考。平时在不陪女朋友的时候,也就是打打游戏,看看小说。 Before the graduation, the girlfriend proposed bidding good-bye. The girlfriend spoke frankly that cannot bear with him when together, that light like plain boiled water, does not have a fervor to be possible the life of word. She said that thinks like this continues, she only felt that desperate and suffocates. 毕业前,那女朋友提出了分手。那女朋友坦言,受不了与他在一起时,那平淡如白开水,毫无一点激情可言的生活。她说一想到这样继续下去,她就只感觉到绝望和窒息。 „Isn't ordinary life good?” Tang En is puzzled. “平凡的生活不好吗?”唐恩不解。 Ordinary life good, but your ordinariness, can make me see clearly the next dozens years of appearances all of a sudden. This was too terrorist, I could not accept.” “平凡的生活是蛮好的,但你的这种平凡,能让我一下子看清未来几十年的样子。这太恐怖了,我接受不了。” Moreover, this is the love, is not the marriage.” Before she just before leaving, said. “而且,这是恋爱,不是婚姻。”她临走前如是说道。 Tang En then heart was very painful, he does not know oneself have made the mistake anything. 唐恩当时的心很痛,他不知道自己做错了什么。 Thinks when his girlfriend on point of departure words, the Tang En subconscious taking up mouse clicked is. 想到他女朋友临别时的话语,唐恩下意识的拿起鼠标点击了“是”。 Good, such being the case, I choose to reject this ordinary life! 好吧,既然如此,那我就选择拒绝这平凡的生活! Game data loaded 1% and 2%...... 游戏数据加载1%、2%…… Recovering Tang En sees the progress bar of load, has smiled bitterly the sound. About is a game, plays to look. 回过神来的唐恩看到加载的进度条,苦笑了声。罢了,左右不过是个游戏,玩玩看吧。 Looks that the data loaded also wants some time, Tang En to return to a page, has thrown the resume. Sets out, gives itself but actually. plain boiled water cup 看着数据加载还要一段时间,唐恩返回上一个页,将简历投了出去。起身,去给自己倒了杯白开水。 When Tang En returns to front of the computer, the game loaded to 95%. 唐恩返回电脑面前的时候,游戏已经加载到95%。 Yo, the server is good, is quick. 哟,服务器不错啊,蛮快的。 96% , 97% , 98% , 99%...... 96%,97%,98%,99%…… Then, did not have then. 然后,就没有然后了。 Three minutes pass by, the game loads the data strip as before card in 99%...... 三分钟过去,游戏加载数据条依旧卡在99%…… Fuck! Tang En angry pounds on the table, shakes the drinking glass to ripple. 靠!唐恩愤怒的一拍桌子,震得水杯荡漾不已。 Then, he subconsciously has patted the computer screen, tramples main crankcase that has thundered. In this was he looked after the house the habit that in childhood that obsolete television formed. The electric appliance, is makes an effort to trample the good thing. 接着,他就下意识的拍了拍电脑屏幕,踹了踹轰鸣的主机箱。这是他小时候看家里的那台老旧电视机养成的习惯。电器嘛,都是用力踹就会好的东西。 However, the practice showed that this set of electric appliance repair theory is not effective frequently. Now is at least useless. Data strip as before card in 99% there. 不过,实践证明这套电器修理理论并不是常常管用。至少现在就没用。数据条依旧卡在99%那里。 Moreover Tang En has not cared about a moment ago the angry racket table, making drinking glass inside plain boiled water swing much, this moment these water-drop drops enter by in the table plug. 而且唐恩并没在意到刚才愤怒的拍桌子,使得水杯里面的白开水荡出来不少,此刻这些水滴正滴进桌旁的插座里面。 Angry Tang En does not believe the electric appliance theory that he has believed expires, was a foot kicks to the main crankcase. However this foot actually kicked on main crankcase nearby plug. 愤怒的唐恩并不相信他一直坚信的电器理论失效,又是一脚踢向了主机箱。不过这一脚却是踢在了主机箱旁边的插座上面。 The electrical spark twinkle, the spark starts...... 电花闪烁,星火乍起…… Tang En thought that mess, a head hit to the computer screen. 唐恩就觉得身上一阵乱麻,一脑袋撞向了电脑屏幕。 At present before one is black, Tang En saw that data strip jumped over 100%, on the screen presented Assassin System four large characters, the background is one is taking the blood red dagger black form. 眼前一黑前,唐恩看到了那数据条跳过了100%,屏幕上出现了“杀手系统”四个大字,背景是一个拿着血红匕首的黑色身影。 Before he dies last, did not describe like the famous work novel, at present flashes through before death innumerable fragments. But is a thought: 他死前的最后一幕,并不像名著小说里面描述的,眼前闪过生前的无数片段。而是一个念头: Electric appliance, is really tramples the good thing......” “电器,果然都是踹踹就会好的东西……” ............ ………… „, I unexpectedly by one cup of plain boiled water killing?” After clearing off the fragment in brain, Tang En depressed say/way. “不会吧,我竟然是被一杯白开水给弄死的?”理清脑中的片段后,唐恩郁闷道。 Is living the plain boiled water same life, finally was killed by the plain boiled water, is really the life of satire...... 过着白开水一样的生活,最后被白开水弄死,真是讽刺的人生啊…… Father and mother, I am unfilial!” Is thinking after died, the parents who in old age loses a child are sad, Tang En is painful pulls oneself hair. “爸爸妈妈,我不孝啊!”想着自己死后,老来丧子的父母有多么伤心,唐恩更是痛苦的直抓自己头发。 Ding...... Assassin System start.” “叮……杀手系统启动。” Files Loading......” 数据载入中……” Ding, the data exception, please voluntarily supplement......” “叮,数据异常,请自行补充……” Gathering system host material...... Loading......” “收集系统宿主资料……载入中……” Ding! Writes down to complete.” “叮!载入完成。”
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