In the morning, little brighthorizonfloodfish spermstomach. The fall and wintermorning breezeis bringingin the wooded mountains the wetdewmoisture, has blown the village of thisdeep sleep.
清晨,微亮的天际泛着鱼白肚。秋冬的晨风带着山林间湿湿的露水气,吹过这片沉睡的农庄。
The villagereceived the cold air, likelyisturning over of cannot bear, twitteringseveral. Gradually, hadsomevitalities.
农庄受了凉气,像是忍不住的翻了个身,呢喃了几句。渐渐的,也就有了些生气。Getting up earlycountry womenshoves open the wooden door, loud and neighborgreets, prepares the breakfast of family memberrespectively, newdaywill soon start. Thisisnormalearly morning, this is also normalvillage.
早起的农妇推开木门,大声的和邻居打着招呼,各自准备家人的早餐,新的一天即将开始。这是个再正常不过的清晨,这也是个再正常不过的农庄。However, todaythistranquilearly morning, were manysmallinterlude.
不过,今天这个平静的清晨,却多了点小插曲。„”
“啊”
A country womenscream that byvillagecentralwater well, is preparingto fetch water, has cut the peacefulmorning. Immediately, hearssoundcommonerhas gathered.
农庄中央的水井旁,正准备打水的农妇一声尖叫,划破了安静的早晨。随即,闻声的平民聚拢了过来。Originallyby the water well of blue stonebuild, rolls upto wear the differentclothing/taking, freezes the faceazurelipwhiteyoung man.
原来在青石搭建的水井旁,蜷缩着一个身穿异服,冻得脸青唇白的青年男子。„Who is this? Restsinthis, shouldnot freeze to death?”
“这是谁?怎么睡在这,该不会是冻死了吧?”„Blackhair? Shouldbelast nightnon-native.”
“黑色的头发?应该是昨夜来的外乡人吧,。”„Oh, the pitifulperson, hopes that hecanreturn to the bosom of Light God. Theredoes not have the hunger and cold, is warm.”
“唉,可怜的人,希望他能回到光明神的怀抱。那里没有饥寒,只有温暖。”commoner that gathersis drawinghand sealin the front, mournsto the youth who thisseeminglyfreezes to death.
聚拢的平民纷纷在胸前画着手势,对这个貌似冻死的青年予以哀悼。„Frightening”, is approaching the youngboy of country womenthigh, suddenlypanic-strickenbacklashseveralsteps: „Mom, thisbrothermoveda moment ago.”
“吓”,一个傍着农妇大腿的小男孩,忽然惊恐的后退几步:“妈妈,这个大哥哥刚才动了。”
The childrenare diminutive, thereforehefirstsawactuallythis„freezing to death” the brothertip of the nosehas twitchedunder.
小孩矮小,所以他倒是第一时间就看到了这“冻死”的大哥哥鼻头抽动了下。
? Surroundingvillagersonestartled, simultaneouslybacklashonestep, look at each other in dismay, cold airwell ups.
呃?周围村民一惊,齐齐的后退一步,面面相觑,一股寒气涌上心头。Finally, wears the seniorfarmer of domesmallblack hatto stand, bent downto search the breath of thatyoung man, breathed a sigh of relief: „Thiskidis also angry, had not frozen to death.”
终于,一个戴着圆顶小黑帽的老农夫站了出来,俯身探了探那青年男子的鼻息,舒了口气:“这娃还有气,没被冻死。”„, Light God on.”„Praise God!”
“哦,光明神在上。”“赞美神!”
The seniorfarmerhas patted the cheeks of thatyouth: „youngster, awakes, to awake......”
老农夫拍了拍那青年的脸颊:“年轻人,醒醒、醒醒……”„Un......”thatyouthtrembled, groaned the sound, slowlyopenedlong and narrowboth eyes.
“嗯……”那青年一个哆嗦,呻吟了声,缓缓的睁开狭长双眼。Perhapsfrozenunbearable, after youthopensboth eyesdid not say a word, butlooksto surround the villagers, once for a whilewas hittingtrembling.
许是被冻的够呛,青年睁开双眼后一言不发,只是怔怔的看着围观的村民,时不时的打着哆嗦。„Wasn't frozensilly?”, Hascandidcountry womento say.
“不是被冻傻了吧?”,有心直口快的农妇道。Has not waited for the surroundingfarmerto respond, outsidecrowdbroadcaststogether the temperatesound: „Herewhat happened?”
未等周围农夫回应,人群外传来一道温和的声音:“这里发生什么事了吗?”„Well, good morning, Father York.”
“咦,早上好,约克神父。”Thisis called the fathers in Yorklooks like the respect of audienceperson, commoner that surroundsresigns the pathrapidly. Raised the middle-aged man of lunch boxto walk, facial expressiontemperategreetswith the farmers.
这位被称为约克的神父看来很受众人的尊敬,围观的平民迅速让出道路。一个提着饭盒的中年男子走了进来,神情温和的与众农夫打着招呼。Listened to the seniorfarmer after relating, thatFather Yorklooks at the youth who rolled up: „Un, trulyfrozenheavy, butluckilyourbrightblessing.”
听完了老农夫的诉说后,那约克神父看着蜷缩的青年:“嗯,确实被冻的不轻,不过幸好我们有神的庇佑。”Then, sees onlyFather Yorkto put down the woodenlunch box in hand, reverentis drawinghand sealin the front, a whiteraysuddenlyappears, shineson the youth.
说完,只见约克神父放下手中的木饭盒,虔诚的在胸前画着手势,一道白色光芒蓦然出现,照射在青年身上。Surroundingfarmerfacial expressionexcitedlooks atthiswarmwhite light, is drawinghand sealbefore the body, the mouthwas talking overPraise Godand so on praylanguage.
周围的农夫神情激动的看着这道暖暖的白光,在身前画着手势,嘴里念叨着赞美神之类的祈祷语。Youth who was warmed the lightilluminationopens the mouth, the both eyescirclestares, dulllooks atpresent. Whatthisis, portablebathtyrant? Are the hair of surroundingthesepeople, howyellow color? Thisanythingsituation......
那被暖光照射的青年张大嘴巴,双目圆瞪,呆呆的看着眼前的这一幕。这是什么,便携式浴霸吗?还有周围这些人的头发,怎么是黄色的?这到底什么情况啊……
After severalseconds, the white lightvanishes. Father Yorksaid with a smile: „Does youngster, feelnowwhat kind of?”
十几秒后,白光消失。约克神父微笑道:“年轻人,现在感觉怎么样?”„Warm......”thatyouthsubconsciousreplying.
“暖和……”那青年下意识的答道。„Thatis good, moves, will be quickyouto recover the health.”Then, Father Yorktakes out a rye breadfrom the lunch box, filledin the Tang En'shand.
“那就好,起来活动活动,很快你就会恢复健康。”说完,约克神父从饭盒中取出一块黑麦面包,塞在了唐恩的手中。Completesall these, Father York and surroundingfarmergreetedwalktoward the crowd.
做完这一切,约克神父和周围的农夫打了声招呼就向人群外走去。„Praise God, Father York is really in a heartfills the brightgood man.”
“赞美神,约克神父真是个心中充满光明的善人。”„Un, at this time...... Hemustgo to the village westto deliverfoodto the uncared-forold person.”
“嗯,这个时候……他是要去村西给无人照顾的老人送食物吗。”
The surroundingfarmeris full of praiseto the fatherin abundance, is praisinghisgood. Then everybody has dispersed, after allin the morningalso many mattersmustbe done.
周围农夫纷纷对神父赞不绝口,传颂着他的善事。接着大伙就散开了,毕竟清晨还有许多事情要做。
The youth of thatweardifferentclothing/takingis drawing the seniorfarmerhastily: „Where is this? Un, isEurope?”
那穿着异服的青年连忙拉着老农夫:“请问这是哪里?嗯,是欧洲?”Seniorfarmerstrangelooked at a youth: „Europe? What is that? HereisTitus KingdomLittle Stone Village.”
老农夫奇怪的看了眼青年:“欧洲?那是什么?这里是布兰国的小石村。”„ClothandTitus Kingdom?” The youthwere stunned, immediatelycarefulasking, „is thisEarth?”
“布、布兰国?”青年愕然了,随即小心的问道,“这是地球吗?”„Earth? Whatball is that?”
“地球?那是什么球?”
......
……„, Won't pass through?” The youthhold the headto mutter.
“不会吧,穿越了?”青年抱着脑袋喃喃自语。
The youthcalledTang En, just the universitygraduated for onemonth. As the university student of new times, windsnovelnaturallyto look, will lead intofantasyoneanything. Regardingpassing through the plotis not naturally strange. However......
青年叫唐恩,刚刚大学毕业一个月。作为新时代的大学生,络小说当然会看,也会带入yy一番什么的。对于穿越情节自然也不陌生。但是……„Did not say that the novelisfictionalizes, howalsoreallyto pass through, was right, how do Ipass through?”
“不是说小说都是虚构的嘛,怎么还真穿越了,对了,我怎么穿越的?”Tang Enknocked the head, quickhas thought after oneselfsincegraduation, looked for the worknot to be very smooth. The university studentruns rampantnow, seriousdepreciation. The good universitygraduateswantsto look to be goodto workdifficultly, not to mention his is stationed in not the popularuniversityonmountain.唐恩敲了敲脑袋,很快就想到自己自从毕业后,找工作十分不顺利。本来嘛,现在大学生泛滥成灾,严重贬值。名牌大学毕业的想找个好工作都难,更别提他那个驻扎在山上的不入流大学了。Thereforeafterrunningonemonth of personnel market, Tang Enisvarioustypesis attackedto despise. The resumescattersbig, butsecond examinationopportunityfew. Afterwardsimplythrewresume on, althoughisvariousnewsis also uncertain, butat leastwas short of the money of printingresumeis not.
所以在跑了一个月的人才市场后,唐恩是各种被打击鄙视。简历撒出去大把,但复试机会寥寥。后来干脆就在上投简历,虽然也是各种音信渺茫,但至少少了打印简历的钱不是。On this day, after hegets out of bed, turns onhistime-honoredbrokencomputeras usual. Landssomelarge-scalerecruitment, chooses the keyword, has not examined carefully, selectedcompletely, preparesto throw200electronicresumesto sayfirstagain. Howeverwhenheclicksdefinite, jumps a gameadvertisementpage.
这天,他起床后,照例打开他那台历史悠久的破电脑。登陆某大型招聘,选好关键词,也没细看,全部选中,准备先投上200个电子简历再说。不过就在他点击确定的时候,跳出来一个游戏广告页面。„Fuck, will also find the placeto place the advertisement.”
“尼玛,还真会找地方安插广告。”Tang Enwas preparing the forkto fallthatpage, the eyeactuallyunknowinglysweeps the advertisementslogan of thisgame, „youwhetherhad the courageto rejectthisordinarylife?”唐恩正准备叉掉那个页面,眼睛却不经意扫到了这游戏的广告标语,“你是否有勇气拒绝这平凡的生活?”Saidhonestly, thisadvertisementdoesreallygeneral, sloganalsoverydoes not have the creativity. Puts the page of outstandingbreastabundantbuttocksto comparewiththese that usuallysees, simplyis the dregstoexploding. Even if thesepages and gameitselfdoes not have the nickelto relate, butat leastdeceived the showyearclickis not.
坦白说,这广告做的真的一般,标语也是十分的没有创意。和平时看到的那些放着翘乳丰臀的页面比起来,简直是渣到爆。哪怕是那些页面和游戏本身没有半毛钱关系,但至少骗了骚年的点击不是。ButthisadvertisementsloganactuallysuccessfulmovedTang En.
但这个广告标语却是成功的打动了唐恩。Ordinary...... Tang Ensmiles bitterly, sometimesthinksoneselfhave livedthe20years, hesuspectedsignificance that oneselfhave.
平凡嘛……唐恩苦笑一声,有时候想想自己活过的这20来年,他都怀疑自己存在的意义。Tang En is not the second generation of richis not the official's second generation, hewas bornagainfor the ordinaryfamily, the parentsare the workers. Theyhave givenTang Enallin one's power, supplieshimto go to school, fostershisadult.唐恩既不是富二代也不是官二代,他出生一个再为普通不过的家庭,父母亲都是工人。他们力所能及的给予了唐恩所有,供应他上学,抚养他成人。
During going to school, the lookordinaryTang Enresultwill be also ordinary, isthattypealready not to be praisedby the teacher, role that alsonotscolded. The specialtalent and skill, has not had the performance of highlight, buthas not made any bigmistake. Suchpeacefultreatingin the line of sightedge of teacher. When tosemesterconclusion, teacher in chargetoevaluation, alwayswritesshouldlivepeacefully, strictlyconforms to the schooldisciplineschool regulation, howeverstillneedsto bring it up a levelanythingregarding the result......
上学期间,相貌平凡的唐恩成绩也是一般,属于那种既不会被老师夸奖,也不会被骂的角色。没有特殊的才艺,没有亮点的表现,但也没有犯什么大的过错。就这么安安静静的待在老师的视线边缘。到了学期结束,班主任给评语时,总是写着该生性格安静,严格遵守校纪校规,然对于成绩仍需要更上一层楼什么的……Then the college entrance examinationhas tested the result of being suspended in midair, onroutinely not popularuniversity.
接着高考考了个不上不下的成绩,按部就班的上了个不入流大学。
During the university, has handed overseveralfriend who is a bad influences, looked for a girlfriend, learnedsmoking, was used to the make-up test. Usuallywhendoes not accompany the girlfriend, playsdozen of games, has a look at the novel.
大学期间,交了几个损友,找了个女朋友,学会了抽烟,习惯了补考。平时在不陪女朋友的时候,也就是打打游戏,看看小说。
Before the graduation, the girlfriendproposedbidding good-bye. The girlfriendspoke franklythatcannot bearwithhimwhentogether, thatlightlikeplain boiled water, does not have a fervorto be possible the life of word. Shesaid that thinkslike thiscontinues, sheonlyfelt that desperateandsuffocates.
毕业前,那女朋友提出了分手。那女朋友坦言,受不了与他在一起时,那平淡如白开水,毫无一点激情可言的生活。她说一想到这样继续下去,她就只感觉到绝望和窒息。„Isn't ordinarylifegood?”Tang Enis puzzled.
“平凡的生活不好吗?”唐恩不解。„Ordinarylifegood, butyourordinariness, canmakemesee clearly the nextdozensyears of appearancesall of a sudden. Thiswas too terrorist, Icould not accept.”
“平凡的生活是蛮好的,但你的这种平凡,能让我一下子看清未来几十年的样子。这太恐怖了,我接受不了。”„Moreover, thisis the love, is not the marriage.” Before shejust before leaving, said.
“而且,这是恋爱,不是婚姻。”她临走前如是说道。Tang Enthenheartwas very painful, hedoes not knowoneselfhave made the mistakeanything.唐恩当时的心很痛,他不知道自己做错了什么。Thinks when hisgirlfriendon point of departurewords, the Tang Ensubconscioustaking upmouseclicked„is”.
想到他女朋友临别时的话语,唐恩下意识的拿起鼠标点击了“是”。Good, such being the case, Ichooseto rejectthisordinarylife!
好吧,既然如此,那我就选择拒绝这平凡的生活!Gamedata loaded1%and2%......
游戏数据加载1%、2%……RecoveringTang Ensees the progress bar of load, has smiled bitterly the sound. Aboutis a game, playsto look.
回过神来的唐恩看到加载的进度条,苦笑了声。罢了,左右不过是个游戏,玩玩看吧。Looks that the data loadedalsowantssome time, Tang Ento return to a page, has thrown the resume. Sets out, gives itselfbut actually. plain boiled watercup
看着数据加载还要一段时间,唐恩返回上一个页,将简历投了出去。起身,去给自己倒了杯白开水。WhenTang Enreturns to front of the computer, the gameloadedto95%.
当唐恩返回电脑面前的时候,游戏已经加载到95%。Yo, the serveris good, is quick.
哟,服务器不错啊,蛮快的。96% , 97% , 98% , 99%......
96%,97%,98%,99%……Then, did not havethen.
然后,就没有然后了。Threeminutespass by, the gameloads the datastripas beforecardin99%......
三分钟过去,游戏加载数据条依旧卡在99%……„Fuck!”Tang Enangrypounds on the table, shakes the drinking glassto ripple.
“靠!”唐恩愤怒的一拍桌子,震得水杯荡漾不已。Then, hesubconsciouslyhas patted the computerscreen, tramplesmain crankcase that has thundered. In thiswashelooked after the house the habit that in childhoodthatobsoletetelevisionformed. The electric appliance, ismakes an effortto trample the goodthing.
接着,他就下意识的拍了拍电脑屏幕,踹了踹轰鸣的主机箱。这是他小时候看家里的那台老旧电视机养成的习惯。电器嘛,都是用力踹就会好的东西。However, the practiceshowed that thisset of electric appliancerepairtheoryis not effectivefrequently. Nowis at least useless. Datastripas beforecardin99%there.
不过,实践证明这套电器修理理论并不是常常管用。至少现在就没用。数据条依旧卡在99%那里。MoreoverTang Enhas not cared abouta moment ago the angryrackettable, makingdrinking glassinsideplain boiled waterswingmuch, this momentthesewater-dropdropsenterbyin the tableplug.
而且唐恩并没在意到刚才愤怒的拍桌子,使得水杯里面的白开水荡出来不少,此刻这些水滴正滴进桌旁的插座里面。AngryTang Endoes not believe the electric appliancetheory that hehas believedexpires, was a footkicksto the main crankcase. Howeverthisfootactuallykickedonmain crankcasenearbyplug.
愤怒的唐恩并不相信他一直坚信的电器理论失效,又是一脚踢向了主机箱。不过这一脚却是踢在了主机箱旁边的插座上面。
The electrical sparktwinkle, the sparkstarts......
电花闪烁,星火乍起……Tang Enthought that mess, a headhitto the computerscreen.唐恩就觉得身上一阵乱麻,一脑袋撞向了电脑屏幕。At present before oneis black, Tang Ensawthatdatastripjumped over100%, on the screenpresented„Assassin System”fourlarge characters, the backgroundisoneis taking the blood reddaggerblackform.
眼前一黑前,唐恩看到了那数据条跳过了100%,屏幕上出现了“杀手系统”四个大字,背景是一个拿着血红匕首的黑色身影。
Before hedieslast, did not describelike the famous worknovel, at presentflashes throughbefore deathinnumerablefragments. Butis a thought:
他死前的最后一幕,并不像名著小说里面描述的,眼前闪过生前的无数片段。而是一个念头:„Electric appliance, is really tramples the goodthing......”
“电器,果然都是踹踹就会好的东西……”............
…………„, Iunexpectedlybyonecup of plain boiled waterkilling?” After clearing off the fragment in brain, Tang Endepressedsay/way.
“不会吧,我竟然是被一杯白开水给弄死的?”理清脑中的片段后,唐恩郁闷道。Is living the plain boiled watersamelife, finallywas killedby the plain boiled water, is really the life of satire......
过着白开水一样的生活,最后被白开水弄死,真是讽刺的人生啊……„Father and mother, Iam unfilial!”Is thinking after died, the parents who in old ageloses a childare sad, Tang Enispainfulpullsoneselfhair.
“爸爸妈妈,我不孝啊!”想着自己死后,老来丧子的父母有多么伤心,唐恩更是痛苦的直抓自己头发。„Ding...... Assassin Systemstart.”
“叮……杀手系统启动。”„Files Loading......”
“数据载入中……”„Ding, the data exception, pleasevoluntarilysupplement......”
“叮,数据异常,请自行补充……”„Gathering systemhostmaterial...... Loading......”
“收集系统宿主资料……载入中……”„Ding! Writes downto complete.”
“叮!载入完成。”
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