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#2157: flirting with girls is difficult, is hard the last blue sky


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dong dong dong. 咚咚咚 Xia Lei has knocked three doors, then calmly is waiting. 夏雷敲了三下门,然后静静地等着。 Who?” In the gate has broadcast the Big Qiao sound. “谁呀?”门里传来了大乔的声音。 Xia Lei quietly said: Is I, Elder Sister.” 夏雷出声说道:“是我,姐姐。” Who are you?” Big Qiao sound. “你是谁呀?”大乔的声音。 Xia Lei, „......” 夏雷,“……” He marries Little Qiao, that is he, because he in unusual situation, under the broad daylight is in the glare of the public eye is hugging Little Qiao, but Little Qiao is also stopping up his chest the crack on cloudy armor with the mouth, these are Little Qiao have to marry his reason. If not for these reasons, he must marry Little Qiao is not that relaxed matter. Contact, familiar, attraction and cultivation sentiment, then can be two sentiments likes each other later being married. This process, little said also for a half year one year? 他娶小乔,那是他因为他在非常的情况下,在光天化日众目睽睽之下搂着小乔,而小乔还用嘴堵着他的胸膛上的阴铁衣的裂缝,那些都是小乔不得不嫁他的原因。如若不是这些原因,他要娶小乔也不是那么轻轻松松的事情。接触、熟悉、吸引、培育感情,然后才会是两情相悦之后的谈婚论嫁。这个过程,少说也得半年一年的时间吧? But he does not have the time, in any event he has no way to go to spend for a half year like the normal person one year of flirting with girls, then finds a wife to drink the milk. 可是他没有时间,无论如何他都没法像正常人那样去花半年一年的时间泡妞,然后娶妻喝奶。 But he if now wants to drink the Big Qiao milk, others cannot probably marry his reason, has common custom etiquette that ridge, therefore the difficulty could be imagined. 可是他现在要想喝到大乔的奶,人家又没有非得要嫁给他的原因,更有世俗礼法那道坎,所以难度就可想而知了。 However he never dreads the difficult person, his welcoming did not come difficultly. 不过他从来不是畏惧困难的人,这不他迎难而来了。 The door opens, Big Qiao appeared after the gate, a white clothing long skirt, the beautiful woman, the beautiful face of beautiful woman, was carving attractively this word from head to foot. 房门打开,大乔出现在了门后,一身素衣长裙,明眸皓齿,羞花闭月的美颜,从头到脚都刻着“漂亮”这个词。 Opened the door, Big Qiao did not speak, the also intent was hiding the Xia Lei look. She knows is actually Xia Lei is knocking her door, she is afraid sees him, but she opened the door in addition. This is her contradiction, Xia Lei is a lance, she is a shield. 开了门,大乔却不说话,还有意躲着夏雷的眼神。她其实知道是夏雷在敲她的门,她害怕见他,可她加上开了门。这是她的矛盾,夏雷是矛,她是盾。 Xia Lei has smiled, Elder Sister, didn't you ask me to go to sit?” 夏雷笑了一下,“姐姐,你就不请我进去坐坐吗?” Big Qiao then lets the opening, is actually staring at a arrange/cloth in Xia Lei hand, said curiously: Dragon King, do you do with a arrange/cloth?” 大乔这才让开路,却盯着夏雷手中的一块布,好奇地道:“龙王,你拿一块布来干什么?” Xia Lei takes a step to walk toward, walks while said: Elder Sister, I listened to Little Qiao saying that your female worker was good, but I needed new clothes, therefore cut out this arrange/cloth on exhausted Elder Sister to me, sewed clothes to me.” 夏雷迈步往里走,一边走一边说道:“姐姐,我听小乔说你女工好,而我需要一件新衣裳,所以就劳烦姐姐给我裁剪这匹布,给我缝制一件衣裳吧。” „?” Big Qiao gawked, flustered said: That is not good, Little Qiao also excels at the female worker, she is your wife, this matter you should ask her to do, you look for me......” “啊?”大乔愣了一下,跟着又慌慌张张地说道:“那可不行,小乔也擅长女工,她是你妻子,这种事情你应该找她做啊,你找我……” How looked for you?” Xia Lei stares to look at her eye. “找你怎么了?”夏雷直盯盯地看着她的眼睛。 Big Qiao took a deep breath, as if has made slightly some decision, this is inappropriate, you take the arrange/cloth, I do not give you to sew the clothes.” 大乔微微吸了一口气,似乎是做出了某种决定,“这不合适,你把布拿回去,我不给你缝衣。” The black cloth that Xia Lei will bring conveniently has placed on the table, said: You do not give me to sew have not related, this arrange/cloth is good, yourself make one clothes to yourself.” 夏雷随手将带来的黑布放在了桌上,说道:“你不给我缝也没关系,这布不错,你自己给自己做一套衣服吧。” Big Qiao looked at a that arrange/cloth, exclusion of face, where has the woman to put on one black? I do not want.” 大乔又看了一眼那块布,一脸的嫌弃,“哪有女人穿一身黑的?我才不要。” Therefore, Xia Lei could not find the topic. His some headaches, from her and Little Qiao dialogue, he knows that she likes him obviously, has the heart of being intimate with him, but he approaches her, soaks her time specially, she actually acts with constraint very much, every word and deeds restrain with the etiquette, is not willing to step forward that step. 于是,夏雷就找不到话题了。他有些头疼,从她和小乔的对话里,他知道她明明喜欢他,对他有亲近之心,可他靠近她,专程来泡她的时候,她却又矜持得很,一言一行都用礼法来约束,不肯跨出那一步。 Big Qiao was also silent, could not find words to say. Xia Lei makes her anxious, but she actually as if some much likes that feeling, likes him in the side, even if she is awkward. She knows, if her opening the mouth makes Xia Lei leave her room, he definitely will leave, but she cannot open this mouth unexpectedly. Contradictory, Xia Lei is a lance, she is a shield. 大乔也沉默了,找不到话说。夏雷让她紧张,可她却似乎有很喜欢那种感觉,喜欢他在身边,哪怕是她尴尬紧张。她知道如果她开口让夏雷离开她的房间的话,他肯定是会离开的,可她居然开不了这个口。还是矛盾,夏雷是矛,她是盾。 Elder Sister, I......” Xia Lei broke silent. 姐姐,我……”夏雷打破了沉默。 What?” Big Qiao sound was small, lowers the head, looks at own tip of the toe. “什么?”大乔声音小小的,低着头,看自己的脚尖。 I...... Nothing.” “我……没什么。” In Big Qiao expansive eye has flashed through a disappointment, she does not know that is because of anything. 大乔浩眸中闪过了一丝失望,她不知道那是因为什么。 Xia Lei has scolded a oneself uselessness, but he is also very clear, what he must soak is the little girls of Three Kingdom era, is not the modern little girl. These hands that he excels at break before Big Qiao such woman are useless. This is faces up to the wealth for the three-country everybody renowned young women of muck, so long as she nods, she eats the rice polishings to eat the wild herbs not to have the issue with you. If she does not nod, you deliver her the Gold Mountain Yinshan to be useless. She does not eat the romantic that set, the romantic flirting with girls method will not have low-spirited up her year ago. Therefore, he planned that says I like you, gives under these many scruples livingly has swallowed. 夏雷暗骂了自己一句无用,可他也很清楚,他要泡的是三国时期的妞,不是现代的妞。他擅长的那些手断在大乔这样的女人面前毫无用处。这是真正视钱财为粪土的三国大家名媛,只要她点头,她跟你吃糠吃野菜都没问题。如果她不点头,你送她金山银山都没用。她也不吃浪漫那一套,浪漫的泡妞手段在她的年前也会黯然无光。所以,他原本打算说出口的那句“我喜欢你”,在这诸多的顾忌之下也给活生生的咽了下去。 That, Dragon King , if all right please return, your my status is able to discriminate, you treat in my boudoir are not a matter.” Big Qiao said, then also added, Un, goes back the arrange/cloth also belt.” “那个,龙王要是没事的话就请回吧,你我身份有别,你老是待在我的闺房中也不是一回事。”大乔说,然后又补了一句,“,把布也带回去吧。” This was pointed to the door. 这是下了逐客令了。 Xia Lei will set up the robe to pull open little, has revealed by the God and Moon as One bang rotten chest, a father does not love mother not to love, the hidden bitterness expression that the wife shuts out, Elder Sister, you looked, my war clothes broken became like this, were you cruel enough I to reveal are even going facing the powerful enemy?” 夏雷将树袍拉开了少许,露出了被神月如一轰烂的胸膛,一幅爹不疼妈妈不爱,老婆嫌弃的幽怨表情,“姐姐,你看,我的战衣都破成这样了,你就忍心我露着甚至去面对强敌吗?” The line of sight of Big Qiao fell on Xia Lei bare exposed pure white as if jade, actually on the discus solid muscle, only looked at one flustered to turn away, blushing of face, you, you obstructed quickly, you in my this Elder Sister front frank chest dew breast...... If you like this are again frivolous I, I, I leave here!” 大乔的视线落在了夏雷露出来洁白如玉,却又铁饼般结实的肌肉上,只看了一眼又慌慌张张地移开了视线,一脸的羞红,“你、你快遮上,你在我这个姐姐面前坦胸露乳……你要是再这样轻薄我,我就、我就离开这里!” Does not die luckily to you looks. 幸好不是死给你看。 If she also hangs like Little Qiao on the branch, that matter made sends greatly. 如果她也像小乔那样挂在树枝上,那事情就闹大发了。 The head of Xia Lei several were big, may face Big Qiao such pure and chaste woman of integrity, the romantic method is useless, he does not dare to use strongly to her, his first time flirting with girls soaks such difficultly. In front of Big Qiao, he starts to suspect that he was a clown compels. Doesn't the matter that otherwise, can handle before casually, handle now? 夏雷的头已经好几个大了,可面对大乔这样的贞洁烈女,浪漫的手段毫无用处,他又不敢对她用强,他头一次泡妞泡得这么艰难。在大乔面前,他都开始怀疑他是不是一个丑逼了。不然,以前随随便便就能搞定的事情,现在怎么就搞不定了呢? The super brain revolves rapidly, seeks reason, tries to find the solution. His brain even starts to simulate him and Big Qiao dialogue, said that what words, what movement will make to attract her, will obtain her favor wait/etc.. 超级大脑飞速运转,找原因,想办法。他的大脑甚至开始模拟他和大乔的对话,说什么样的话,做什么样的动作才会吸引她,才会获得她的青睐等等。 Big Qiao took to fill in Xia Lei's hand that black cloth, Dragon King please return, you did not walk, how I really did not know should from locating.” 大乔将那块黑布拿起来塞到了夏雷的手中,“龙王请回吧,你再不走,我就真的不知道该怎么自处了。” Actually at this time, in the head of Xia Lei suddenly ding such, together miraculous flew from his super brain on unfathomable mystery, popular is radiant. 却就在这个时候,夏雷的脑袋里突然“叮”了那么一声,一道灵光就那么莫名其妙地从他的超级大脑之中飞了过去,流行般璀璨。 Ai! Xia Lei sighed, turns around to walk toward the entrance. 哎!夏雷叹了一口气,转身向门口走去。 The lip of Big Qiao moved, as to stop by calling out him, may finally leaving the message of person says. 大乔的嘴唇动了一下,似乎是想叫住他,可最终没把留人的话说出口。 One is land of the immortals immortal flower, one is the beautiful jade has no time. If said does not have the irony of fate, this life occurred happen to meet him unfortunately \; If said that has the irony of fate, how concern finally empty?” Xia Lei walks, while talked over, the sound has filled sadly, also magnetism. “一个是阆苑仙葩,一个是美玉无暇。若说没奇缘,今生偏又遇着他\;若说有奇缘,如何心事终虚化?”夏雷一边走,一边念叨,声音充满了悲伤,还有磁性。 Dragon King, this is......” Big Qiao cannot bear make noise to stop by calling out. 龙王,这是……”大乔忍不住出声叫住道。 Xia Lei turned head to look at her one eyes, in the eye completely the sentiment for the sadness that was stranded, Elder Sister, this was the idle talk that I exploded not without reason, thank your for your hospitality, my this walked.” 夏雷回头看了她一眼,眼中满是为情所困的忧伤,“姐姐,这是我有感而发的闲话而已,叨扰了,我这就走。” If Cao Xueqin were also intercepted central lands, hears Xia Lei to read his poetry, perhaps will throw to do one with Xia Lei. 如果曹雪芹也被截取到了中土,听到夏雷念他的诗词,没准会扑上来跟夏雷干一架。 This is that in the super brain of Xia Lei flashes through together is miraculous, meteor radiant miraculous glow. 这就是夏雷的超级大脑之中闪过的那一道灵光,流星般璀璨的灵光。 Little Qiao esteems martial arts, likes unparalleled Hero, but he is the father in unparalleled Hero. Therefore he and Little Qiao union, so long as such turning point can occur successful, but Big Qiao is different, although Big Qiao also the number rosy cloud general, the Kewu skill is actually the sloppy ordinary flower trellis, simply cannot go to the battlefield. In central lands, follows orders to go to battle each time, leading on the Anhui city officers the battlefield to slaughter is also Little Qiao, is not Big Qiao. She is actually one gentle virtuous, knows model article talented woman who the book reaches the principle, is not the military talented woman. Therefore, must pursue such woman, doesn't understand a coquettish poetry to be good? 小乔尚武,喜欢盖世英雄,而他是盖世英雄之中的爸爸。所以他和小乔的结合只要那么一个契机就可以水到渠成地发生,可大乔不同,大乔虽然也号云霞将军,可武艺却是稀松平常的花架子,根本就上不了战场。在中土,每次奉命出征,带领皖城将士上战场厮杀的也是小乔,不是大乔。她其实是一个温柔贤惠,知书达理的典型的文才女,不是武才女。所以,要追求这样的女人,不懂点风骚的诗词怎么行? Money cannot attract her, unparalleled martial arts cannot attract her, that only had the literary talent. 金钱不能吸引她,盖世的武功也不能吸引她,那就只有文才了。 He is not a poet, cannot make the poetry, but he is the Earth person of the 21 st century, won't write poetry has not looked at the poem? Back on line! 他不是诗人,也作不来诗词,可他是二十一世纪的地球人,不会作诗难道还没看过诗吗?背就行了! Big Qiao looks at Xia Lei dull, in the cherry small mouth twittering has the sound, one is the land of the immortals immortal flower, one is the beautiful jade has no time. If said does not have the irony of fate, this life occurred happen to meet him unfortunately \; If said that has the irony of fate, how concern finally empty? This...... I...... You......” 大乔呆呆地看着夏雷,樱桃小嘴中呢喃有声,“一个是阆苑仙葩,一个是美玉无暇。若说没奇缘,今生偏又遇着他\;若说有奇缘,如何心事终虚化?这……我……你……” This has to say Cao Xueqin's poetry that Xia Lei selects is just right, many a little conforms to him and Big Qiao present situation. The precious jade feels emotion, Daiyu also intends, may unable in the same place. Now he has a mind Feng to ask the phoenix, but she actually repeatedly rigidly adheres to the common custom etiquette, throughout cannot take that step. Has a reason character, how many crazy male unhappy women given others a bad time? 这不得不说夏雷挑的曹雪芹的诗词是恰到好处,多少有点符合他和大乔现在的情况。宝玉有情,黛玉也有意,可偏偏就不能在一起。现在他有心凤求凰,可她却一再拘泥世俗礼法,始终迈不出那一步。一个缘字,害苦了多少痴男怨女? Xia Lei continued toward the entrance walks, spoke thoughtlessly and read one, was published, what was the sentiment? Teaches life and death to permit. Far apart dual flight guest, old wing several chapters of winter and summer. The happy pleasure, leaves the pain, has the crazy children. You should have the language, a vast ten thousand miles stratus cloud, the Qian mountain evening snow, only does the shade go to whom?” 夏雷继续向门口走去,随口又念了一首,“问世间,情为何物?直教生死相许。天南地北双飞客,老翅几回寒暑。欢乐趣,离别苦,就中更有痴儿女。君应有语,渺万里层云,千山暮雪,只影向谁去?” Dragon King, you......” at this moment, Big Qiao looked that the Xia Lei look changed, in sparkling expansive eye were also many water splash. 龙王,你……”这一刻,大乔夏雷的眼神变了,乌溜溜的浩眸之中也多了一点水花。 The Xia Lei footsteps keep, has gotten to the entrance. 夏雷脚步不停,已经走到了门口。 Dragon.” Big Qiao does not know quite the same as, during her name has been short of a polite expression, are many to be intimate with, you, this is also you unguardedly reads?” “龙。”大乔浑然不知,她的称呼之中已经少了一个敬语,多了一份亲近,“你、这又是你信口念出来的吗?” Xia Lei turned head to look at her one eyes, Elder Sister, have you read in elsewhere hear of people?” 夏雷回头看了她一眼,“姐姐,你在别处听人念过吗?” Big Qiao shook the head. 大乔摇了摇头。 She has not certainly listened to the person to read, the person who because makes the poetry had not been born. 她当然没有听人念过,因为作诗词的人还没有出生。 Xia Lei grinned widely, was sorry, has harassed Elder Sister was pure, I explode not without reason, Elder Sister do not mind, I walked.” 夏雷露齿一笑,“抱歉,扰了姐姐的清净了,我只是有感而发,姐姐不要介意,我走了。” Then, opens the door, leaves, stays behind wipes the lonely back. 说完,开门,走人,留下一抹孤独的背影。 Big Qiao also there, twittering read aloud the poetry that Xia Lei was just reading, was published, what was the sentiment? Teaches life and death to permit. Far apart dual flight guest...... What next is? Aiya, damn, how I forgot to transcribe, this was I have listened to the most poetry of pleasant to hear. Real didn't expect, his fierce person unexpectedly also such literary talent......” 大乔却还愣在那里,呢喃地念诵着夏雷刚刚念出的诗词,“问世间,情为何物?直教生死相许。天南地北双飞客……下一句是什么?哎呀,该死,我怎么忘记抄录下来了,这是我听过最好听的诗词了。真没想到,他那么厉害一个人居然还有这样的文才……” She had not discovered, her cheeks the rouge was red. 她并没有发现,她的脸颊已经胭脂般红了。 Xia Lei proceeded, turned head to look at one, was somewhat depressed, didn't pursue? Unreasonable.” 夏雷往前走了一段,回头看了一眼,有些郁闷,“怎么不追出来?没道理啊。” He waited for several minutes, Big Qiao not to pursue. 他等了好几分钟,大乔还是没追上来。 This is unscientific. 这不科学。 At this time, the control suddenly spread a vibration. 就在这个时候,主宰突然传出了一丝震动。 Xia Lei pours into Soul Energy, activated energy Brand Mark in control, a total information projection from his wrist/skill increase present, is Sigmado. 夏雷注入一丝灵魂能量,激活了主宰之中的能量烙印,一个全息投影从他的手腕上浮现了出来,是智库阿米多 My Master, invited the copper bird palace, our UAV person had the information to pass on!” The Sigmado sound is having excited meaning. “我的主人,请来铜雀殿,我们的侦察机器人有信息传回来了!”智库阿米多的声音带着一点激动的意味。 I come immediately!” The Xia Lei stride walks toward the direction of copper bird palace “我马上来!”夏雷大步向铜雀殿的方向走去 After he walks several minutes, Big Qiao walked from her gate, glances right and left, person?” 他走后的几分钟,大乔从她的门里走了出来,左顾右盼,“人呢?”
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