TTNH :: Volume #6

#590: Soaks the massacre that the urine causes!


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Three people of vision relative, feels unfathomable mystery. 三人目光相对,均是感到莫名其妙 The Ji Mo mouth one, has nearly smiled. The mother, first time saw that ambushes with the buttocks. 纪墨嘴一咧,险些笑了出来。妈的,第一次见到用屁股来埋伏的。 South wind blows, has sound with the wind faintly recognizable transmitting of speech faintly. 一阵南风吹来,隐隐有说话的声音随风飘渺的传来。 „... How not to have come...” “…怎么还没来…” „... Not anxious... On the road delays...” “…莫急…路上耽搁…” „... Attention... What is that side?” “…注意…那边是什么?” „... **, A rabbit...” “…**,一只兔子…” „... Mother shell...” “…妈了个贝…” ... The Chu Yang corners of the mouth twitched. 楚阳嘴角抽搐了一下。 That two grade three Emperor Master masters have stood suddenly, as if has realized anything, doubt looked \; Shook the head, smiling of as if self-ridicules. Immediately makes the two sides to walk on the minute, examination ambush. 那两位三品皇座高手突然站了起来,似乎察觉了什么,狐疑的四下里看了看\;摇了摇头,似乎是自嘲的笑了笑。随即就分作两边走过去,查看埋伏。 A very attentive appearance. 一副很用心的样子。 Chu Yang and Gu Duxing three people were more muddled, do front we behind your buttocks, what you examine make? 楚阳顾独行三人更糊涂了,我们在你屁股后面,你一个劲的查看前面做什么? Only listens to this Emperor Master master sinking sound to ask: „Has poisonous territory inspected? Has the expiration?” 只听这一位皇座高手沉声问道:“毒域检查了没有?有没有失效?” In King Level Master after tree to reply in a low voice: Elder felt relieved that Humble Officer toss about has inspected three, supplemented twice the poisonous territory \; Absolutely safe, absolutely does not have the issue.” 一位身在树后的王座低声答道:“长老放心,卑职已经翻来覆去的检查了三遍,也已经追加了两次毒域\;万无一失,绝对没有问题。” Un, must guarantee that cannot be discovered ahead of time, foot that the surrounding cannot execute, these fellows are vigilant. if by any chance has any slightest sign of trouble, can slip away immediately. These time must guarantee absolutely safe!” This Emperor Master nods, the reminder said. “嗯,要确保不能提前被发现,外围不能施的足了,这几个家伙可是警惕的很。万一有什么风吹草动,就能立即溜之大吉。这一次一定要确保万无一失!”这位皇座点点头,提醒道。 Yes.” “是。” Two people shook, returns to the home position. 两个人晃悠了一圈,又回到原位。 Chu Yang static is bending down in thick patch of grass, motionless. He is motionless, Ji Mo and Gu Duxing naturally also motionless. 楚阳静静的伏着在草丛里,一动不动。他不动,纪墨顾独行当然也不动。 Suddenly, two black-clothed person stood up from the ambush place, gestured. 突然,两个黑衣人从原本埋伏的地方站起身来,打了个手势。 That Emperor Master knits the brows, shouted to clear the way lowly: Why to go?” 那位皇座皱眉,低喝道:“干什么去?” Volume... Saa urinates.” “额…去撒撒尿。” On that Emperor Master face reveals the color of loathing immediately, waves the ill-humored say/way: Walks away.” 那位皇座脸上顿时露出厌恶之色,挥挥手没好气的道:“走远一点。” Two grade nine Revered Martial Artist nod to comply again and again, walks shoulder to shoulder backward, brushes to step on the fallen leaf of tread, had gone out of more than 30 zhang (3.33 m), when the forest has camouflaged came the path, this stopped. 两位九品武尊连连点头答应,并肩向后走来,刷刷刷踩着地面的落叶,一直走出了30多丈,林木已经遮蔽了来时的道路,这才停了下来。 And a say/way: Mother, has prepared half a month here, a ghost shadow has not seen.” 其中一个道:“妈的,在这里准备了半个月了,一个鬼影子也没见。” Another sighing at the same time, unties the belt: Just wait, actually does not come actually to be good, once came... The mother, that group of fellow which are the generations of being easy?” 另一个叹了口气的同时,解开裤带:“等着吧,其实不来倒是挺好,一旦来了…妈的,那帮家伙哪一个是易于之辈?” Said is also.” That that formerly opened the mouth has pulled out the fellow, close your eyes, held the breath, prepares to launch. “说的也是。”先前开口的那个已经掏出了家伙,闭眼,屏息,准备发射。 Lightly... 淅淅沥沥… Second Master Ji got angry! 纪二爷怒了! He lies in the thick patch of grass of cover, motionless, but these two fellows walk, unexpectedly is walking in his direction, halts, opens a seam eye slightly, clearly saw oneself have the calves of four choroids at present. 他趴在茂密的草丛里,一动不动,但这两个家伙一路走来,居然是正朝着他的方向走来,紧接着站住,稍稍睁开一条缝的眼睛,分明看到自己眼前有四根黑衣的小腿。 Then water arrow brings the steam that the show is roaring together, accurate falling left side of his face, its strength was urgent. 然后一道水箭就带着骚哄哄的热气,准确的落在了他的脸庞左侧,其力道甚急。 That anything that warms up one after another was splashed along with strong vent, splashed the cheeks of Second Master Ji. 一滴一滴温热的那啥随着强劲的发泄被溅了起来,溅上了纪二爷的脸颊。 The Second Master Ji lung exploded! 纪二爷肺都炸了! Immediately, water arrow brings the steam that the show is roaring together, accurate falling right his face... 随即,又是一道水箭带着骚哄哄的热气,准确的落在了他的脸庞右侧… Second Master Ji cannot tolerate! Because before , although together disgusting, may also the glistening white \; But this together unexpectedly is similar to the Yellow River general color, the live image is got sick general . Moreover the flavor/smell is stronger! 纪二爷不可容忍了!因为前一道虽然恶心,可也白亮亮的\;而这一道居然如同黄河一般的颜色,活像是得了病一般,而且味道更浓! Ji Mo in a twinkling some grief and indignation: Came together our three, why do you only urinate toward me? This he doesn't bully the person? 纪墨霎时间有些悲愤:一起过来了我们三个,凭啥你们就只朝着我尿?这他么的不是欺负人么? Gets more mad, finally cannot repress, whiz has stood. 越想越气,终于按耐不住,嗖的一声站了起来。 These two Revered Martial Artist the satisfaction of closing one's eyes urine, urine to one's heart's content, was suppressing very long goods in stock to leave all of a sudden clear, comfortable that the whole body could not say, where wants to obtain two to soak the urine to irrigate a big live person unexpectedly? 这两位武尊正闭着眼睛尿的惬意,尿的酣畅淋漓,憋了很久的存货一下子出清,浑身说不出的舒服,哪里想得到居然两泡尿浇出来一个大活人来? This startled is really the no small matter, their eyes open immediately, two pairs of eyeballs simultaneously were then raised \; Under is extremely nervous, the launch strength urgent two water arrows also lost the following strength, the urine that lightly drainings the pants crotch, has then blocked the flow... 这一惊真是非同小可,两人的眼睛顿时睁开,然后两双眼珠同时凸了出来\;精神极度紧张之下,发射力道紧急的两道水箭也失去了后续之力,淅沥沥的尿进了裤裆,然后断流了… Will cry out, Second Master Ji that filled the angry two hands to clutch their throats, a slight sound, their napes of the neck strange crooked one side \; Second Master Ji wild Yuan Qi has crashed in their meridians, has sealed up all movements of lower part. 正要叫唤,纪二爷那充满了愤怒的两只手已经扼上了两人的喉咙,噗的一声轻微响动,两人的脖颈怪异的歪过一边\;纪二爷狂暴的元气已经冲进了他们的经脉,封闭了下半身的所有动作。 Their bodies shivered two, is violent death. 两人的身体只是颤抖了两下,就是死于非命 Until this time, two maintained was pinching unexpectedly still the stance of bird in front, has not changed with enough time. Crash-bang... Was frightened has interrupted current of water a moment ago after own master lost the consciousness, suddenly continued to spray... 直到这时,两手居然仍旧保持着在前面掐着鸟的架势,没有来得及改变。哗啦啦啦…刚才被惊吓中断了的水流在自己的主人失去了意识之后,突然又继续喷射出来… These has not wasted, sprinkled the remaining wine on the Second Master Ji pants entirely... 这一下一点也没浪费,统统将余沥洒在了纪二爷的裤子上… The Second Master Ji mouth looks askance crookedly, hates to clench teeth, actually does not dare to make noise. 纪二爷嘴歪眼斜,恨得直咬牙,却不敢出声。 The distant place has the sound to transmit: How?” Originally heard here news of activity indistinctly. 远处有声音传来:“怎么了?”原来是隐约听见了这边的动静 Ji Mo is stunned, replied? 纪墨愕然,怎么回答? Sudden sound low and deep anger: This bastard, urine on my pants.” Revered Martial Artist sound that formerly that first opened the mouth impressively. 突然一个声音低沉的怒道:“这混蛋,尿在了我的裤子上。”赫然正是先前那位先开口的武尊的声音。 Ji Mo greatly is the surprise, turns head to look that sees only the Chu Yang enunciation to open and close, was speaking. 纪墨大为诧异,扭头一看,只见楚阳口齿开合,正在说话。 Rare King of Hell Chu imitates so lifelike this person of tone. 难得楚阎王将这人的口气模仿得如此惟妙惟肖。 Ji Mo awakens, hurried ambiguous mumbled: This is not careful, I am not intentionally... Looks at you to give anxiously...” 纪墨醒悟,急忙含含糊糊的嘟囔道:“这不是不小心呢吗,我又不是故意的…瞧你给急的…” Chu Yang gets angry: Isn't careful? My two pants legs both wet...” 楚阳怒道:“不小心?我两条裤管都湿了…” Ji Mo almost internal injury: What mother's two pants legs both wet is I? 纪墨几乎内伤:妈的两条裤管都湿了的是我吧? Of that side bang, some people low has smiled, takes pleasure in others'misfortunes, that Emperor Master does not know whether to laugh or cry scolded one, no longer spoke. 那边轰的一声,有人低低的笑了起来,幸灾乐祸,那位皇座哭笑不得的骂了一声,不再说话。 But others were actually in a tumult, only listens to one of them whispered: Why can the fellow urinate to others pants on?” In the sound full is intentionally the artificial surprised meaning. 但别人却是骚动了起来,只听其中一人低声道:“那家伙为什么会尿到别人裤子上?”声音中满是故意做作的惊奇之意。 Another person with hesitating thinking mouth gas channel: According to my estimation, possibly was the urine leaning.” 另一人用沉吟思索的口气道:“据我推测,可能是尿偏了。” But, why can urinate leaning pinching?” That person as if surprised infinite. in addition is incomprehensible. “可是,为什么会尿偏了捏?”那人似乎更加的惊奇无限。加不可理解。 According to my estimation, in this very some reasons...” That hesitates the sound of thinking. “据我推测,这个里面很有一些缘故…”那沉吟思索的声音。 What reason?” The surprised sound continues to closely examine., Breaks the earthen pot to ask the bottom. “什么缘故?”惊奇的声音继续追问。,打破沙锅问到底。 Un, its one, if slept yesterday evening this he has remembered anything suddenly, but here clearly does not have the correct channel... Therefore he suppressed very much, suppresses for a long time, was easy to present one type abnormally... Un, in the morning drinks a lot of water, has the possibility urine leaning!” - sound of serious thinking. “嗯,其一,若是昨晚上睡觉的时候这丫突然间想起了什么,而此处分明没有正确的渠道…所以他很憋,憋得久了,就容易出现一种畸形…嗯,早晨喝一肚子水,就有可能尿偏!”——严肃的思索的声音。 so that's how it is! Fart clothing/taking fart clothing/taking! But, why its are two?” 原来如此!屁服屁服!但,其二又是为何?” As for its Er Ma, but was difficult to say, un, some people, long-time not right... The volume, that anything channel, will use a very strange way, the hand to grasp pike to break through enemy lines, uses own way, sweeps Heart's demon... But after sweeping Heart's demon, is easy to present the worn out time, un, this worn out time, can urinate basically leaning...” “至于其二么,可就难说的很,嗯,有些人呢,长久没有正当的…额,那啥渠道,就会用一种非常奇异的方式,手握长枪冲锋陷阵,用自己的方式,去扫荡心魔…而扫荡心魔之后,就容易出现疲软期,嗯,这种疲软期,基本都会尿偏的…” Penetrating judgment, fart clothing/taking fart clothing/taking!” “真知灼见啊,屁服屁服!” you flatter me...” 哪里哪里…” Of bang, the laughter rises from all directions, although does not dare to be loud, but also is immediately somewhat noisy meaning, many people lie in the ground silent smiling whole body shiver, convulsion. 轰的一声,笑声四起,虽然都不敢大声,但也是顿时有些乱哄哄的意思,有不少人趴在地上无声的笑的浑身颤抖,痉挛。 Chu Yang Gu Duxing and Ji Mo relatively stunned: This his mother is really one group of talented people! 楚阳顾独行纪墨相对愕然:这他娘真是一群的人才啊! This fellows also were really suppress evidently have suppressed, others scattered soak the urine, the analysis that that side referred to the classics unexpectedly for a long time, had the class seriously... 看样子这帮家伙也实在是憋得狠了,别人撒一泡尿,那边居然引经据典的分析好久,一本正经的开了课… Chu Yang stands up, takes down two corpses with Ji Mo gently. 楚阳站起身,与纪墨将两具尸体轻轻放倒。 Then Chu Yang in front, unexpectedly big thorn walked, in the mouth mumbled the complaint in a low voice: Damn, looks at my two trouser legs coverings, crash-bang, cool whiz whiz, what to do can this let me? You also smile fortunately such happily...” 然后楚阳在前面,居然大刺刺的走了出去,口里面低声嘟囔埋怨:“他妈的,看我两条裤腿,哗啦啦的,凉嗖嗖的,这可让我怎么办?亏得你们还笑得这么开心…” A saying, the laughter were so more immediately, several people turned head: That is your two reason excrement...” 这么一说,顿时笑声更多,有几个人回过头来:“那是你们两个的缘粪啊…” These people have turned head, actually only sees Chu Yang their black clothes, cannot see the appearance, the appearance by them taking advantage of the trees blocking solid... 这几人回过头,却只看到楚阳两人的黑衣,看不到面目,面貌都被两人借着树木遮挡的严严实实… Say/Way that some people teased: Is rare your sentiment depth, urinates stands such near...” 更有人戏谑的道:“难得你们两人感情深,撒泡尿都站得这么近…” Such a saying, immediately the laughter rose from all directions. 这么一说,顿时笑声四起。 Chu Yang approached the fellow in most edge at this time with a smile, he walks speaks, the sound is lifelike, suddenly nobody discovered that this is pretends \; Also nobody paid attention to him to deviate some directions. 楚阳此时已经笑着接近了最边缘的一个家伙,他一路走一路说话,声音惟妙惟肖,竟然没有人发现这是假冒的\;也没有人注意他已经偏离了一些方向。 Mother, next time father said that anything has not urinated with him together...” Chu Yang smiles in a low voice, somewhat regretted that somewhat loses face, the somewhat extremely angry meaning, in the hand the sword actually lets go, silently is away from 30 feet to grip from the rib of that recent fellow, put on the heart, has put on the lung, his body nail firmly on the ground. “妈的,下一次老子说什么也不跟他一起撒尿了…”楚阳低声地笑着,有些懊悔,有些丢脸,有些愤愤的意思,手中剑却脱手而出,无声无息的隔着三丈就从那最近的家伙的肋下扎进去,扎穿了心脏,扎穿了肺脏,将他的身体牢牢的钉在了地上。 This person has not guarded completely, does that want to strike a vicious blow to oneself own ally unexpectedly? First moment still in smiling of low taking pleasure in others'misfortunes, gets down under the moment rib to transmit web the pain, just about to the pain shouts one, blood suddenly has rinsed in the lung... 这人完全没有防备,那想得到自己的战友居然会对自己下毒手?前一刻还在低低的幸灾乐祸的笑,下一刻肋下传来一阵钻心的痛,刚要痛呼一声,鲜血猛地灌进了肺里… Strong fierce Yuan Qi crashes in his body meridians, has controlled his central nervous system, immediately, eye of his silently one raised... Did not have the aura. 紧接着一股强猛的元气冲进他的身体经脉,控制了他的中枢神经,随即,他就无声无息的眼睛一凸…没了气息。 Chu Yang smiles annoyingly, walks to ridicule saying: Looks at your this fellow, did others urinate the pants also to be worth smiling did not have the air/Qi?” 楚阳懊恼地笑着,走过去笑骂道:“瞧你这家伙,别人尿了裤子也值得你都笑得没了气么?” At the same time was saying, haha smiling, some smiling face calm affectionate also resentment, sword that actually while just killed people that from his body secret has pulled out, pastes after own thigh. 一边说着,一边哈哈的笑着,笑容从容亲昵也有些怨气,却一边将那刚刚杀了人的剑从他身体里隐秘的抽了出来,贴在自己的大腿后。 Then shakes the head sighs after the rock another direction of person to walk. His step is relaxed, falls to the ground heavily, looks like walks same the calm in own supreme headquarters. 然后就摇着头叹着气向着山石之后另一个人的方向走去。他的步履轻松,落地沉重,就像是行走在自己的大本营里一样的从容。 Ji Mo follows in his behind the body, only thought that the small heart bang bang jumps madly. 纪墨跟在他身后,只觉得小心脏砰砰乱跳。 The mother, today was experiences anything to be called to chat really kills people in invisible. What is best, around murder is still a school of true relaxedness, absolutely does not have any reluctantly, not to expose murderous aura absolutely! 妈呀,今天算是真的见识了什么叫做谈笑间杀人于无形。最牛的是,杀人前后依然是一派真正的轻松,绝对没有任何勉强,绝对没有暴露出一丝的杀气 The after rock is smiling the belly pain, he also smiles fiercest one. 山石之后的这一个正笑得肚子痛,他也是笑得最厉害的一个。 Chu Yang was scolding angrily: Damn, such little trifling thing, does not look at you to smile with the fur seal, father's joke is such attractive? Today the father must teach you!” 楚阳愤怒地骂着:“他妈的,不就这么一点点屁事,瞧你笑得跟海狗似地,老子的笑话是这么好看的么?今天老子非得教训教训你!” Then unexpectedly suddenly leads intensely plunders the spatial sound, fierce openly and without fear threw. 然后居然忽的一声带动起强烈的掠空声,猛的明目张胆的扑了过去。
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