TTNH :: Volume #6

#555: Looks for wife to not to eat the meat!


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Chapter 121 looks for wife to not to eat the meat! 第121章找媳妇不是为了吃肉! But reason that the Heimo person hides in the surrounding , because...... Heimo Family is preparing to plunder any fruits of victory at any time...... This is the Heimo Family consistent tradition: Breaks through enemy lines others, as for fruits of victory...... You obtained me to snatch from your hand on the line...... 黑魔的人之所以躲在外围,就是因为……黑魔家族正在随时准备抢掠任何一家的胜利果实……这是黑魔家族的一贯传统:冲锋陷阵有别人,至于胜利果实……你得到了我从你手里抢就行了…… Since is the ambush, what prepared food naturally cannot eat, otherwise belches smoke, these Great Clans some are the slippery customers, whom didn't walk you to snatch to go from here? 既然是埋伏,当然不能吃什么熟食,否则一冒烟,那些大家族有的是老油条,不从这里走了你抢谁去? Therefore can only eat the dry rations. 所以只能啃干粮。 The mother, this group of Heimo Family person usually daily ate the dry rations also to gnaw in this extremely north wilderness has sufficed, today unexpectedly the discovery not far place thick smoke soars to the heavens...... Some of my Fuck! person of barbecues? 妈的,这帮黑魔家族的人平常在这极北荒原天天啃干粮也啃得够了,今天居然发现不远地方浓烟冲天……我靠!有人烤肉? Thereupon looks to hit autumn wind following the smog, dares the fellow of barbecue to expel this group while convenient here! You roast the cooked meat here, to break our Heimo Family source of income? Also in this looked obviously is the place of border district, what Great Clans can have? 于是乎顺着烟雾找过来想要打一顿秋风,顺便将这伙敢在这里烤肉的家伙赶走!你们在这里烤熟肉,岂不是断了我们黑魔家族的财路?再说了在这一看明显就是边缘地区的地方,能有什么大家族 Great Clans entered the interior to go generally...... 大家族一般都进入内部去了…… Does the common family, who dare not to give the Heimo face? 一般的家族,谁敢不给黑魔面子? Therefore the Heimo person comes felt relieved very much relaxes very much. The result arrived here first, actually sees that still in the Single Horned Dragon corpse of blood directing current...... 所以黑魔的人来的很放心很放松。结果来到这里的第一眼,却看到那依然在鲜血直流的独角龙尸体…… ***! Heimo Family more than ten King Level Master were immediately straight including the eye. ***!黑魔家族十多个王座顿时连眼睛都直了。 This his mother simply is the gift that on bestowed by Heaven gives! The so precious thing will make such a small family obtain unexpectedly...... That how could it not be in other words, is this on bestowed by Heaven gives us Heimo Family? Otherwise, where is so skillful? 这他娘简直是上天赐予的礼物啊!竟然将如此珍贵的东西让这么一个小家族得到了……那岂不就是说,这乃是上天赐给我们黑魔家族的?要不然,哪有这么巧? The Heimo person was ready to fight to leap up righteously. 黑魔的人摩拳擦掌理直气壮的蹿了下去。 All people who thereupon this small family jubilantly is eating Dragon Rou had bad luck! 于是乎这个小家族正在兴高采烈的吃龙肉的所有人都是倒霉了! After a fierce combat, these just ate Dragon Rou the body to be basic a none remaining, proved with the fact: Dragon Rou cannot eat casually! Although is only Single Horned Dragon, but in the name has after all dragon character. 一番激战之后,这些刚刚吃了龙肉的身体基本死了个精光,用事实证明了:龙肉是不能随便吃的!虽然只是独角龙,但名字里毕竟有个‘龙’字啊。 Any essence and blood dragon muscle dragon bone Dragon skin wait/etc. things were all robbed, only then two King Level Master are bringing breaking through of essence doom, to burn oneself vitality violent method riddled with scars ran away. 什么精血龙筋龙骨龙皮等等东西全被抢走,只有两位王座带着内核死命的突围而出,以燃烧自己生命力的极端手段伤痕累累的逃了出来。 The Heimo person is in hot pursuit, two King Level Master have exhausted the vitality, escapes from beyond the thousand li (500 km), catches up tightly catches up slowly, finally when the oil lamp was completely dry has met Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan...... 黑魔的人紧追不舍,两位王座耗尽了生命力,逃出千里之外,紧赶慢赶,终于在油尽灯枯的时候遇到了孟超然谈昙…… It can be said that if they few flowered little strengths, cannot achieve such skillfully! 可以说,他们若是少花一点点的力气,也不能做到这么巧! Thereupon, discussed that Great Young Master one point of strength has not spent, Bai Jian a grade nine Spirit Beast essence. Was equal to that Beyond the Heaven flew ill-gotten gains...... 于是乎,谈大少一分力气也没花,白捡了一颗九级灵兽内核。等于是天外飞来了横财…… ill-gotten gains has loaded into the pocket, naturally must travel! 横财装进了口袋,当然要跑路! By the Meng Chaoran rare induction ability, the master and disciple two people flee run away, unexpectedly within three days had not been pursued! Several times were intercepted, little had not been encircled to run away while the opposite party person by them. 孟超然超乎寻常的感应能力,师徒二人一路亡命逃窜,居然三天之内都没有被追到!有好几次被截住,都被两人趁着对方人少又没有合围逃了出去。 The Heimo Family masters got angry. 黑魔家族的高手们怒了。 Spreads the news directly, the squad that all Heimo Family prepare dozen of staggering blow concentrates the pursuit completely. And, unexpectedly has two Emperor Master...... 直接放出消息,所有黑魔家族准备打闷棍的小队全部集中起来追击。其中,居然有两位皇座…… This came Meng Chaoran the road of escape to increase too many difficulties. 这一来孟超然的逃逸之路可就增加了太多的艰难。 When this, actually had an accident awfully \; This accident, is makes strength in meditation outstanding Meng Chaoran also stare dumbfounded to be perplexed suddenly unexpected directly! 而在这个要命的时候,却又发生了一件意外\;这件意外,才是突如其来猝不及防直接让定力超群的孟超然也是为之瞠目结舌不明所以! The accident happens on Tan Tan. 意外发生在谈昙身上。 Discussed that Great Young Master obtained the grade nine Spirit Beast essence, as if one had found a treasure. Occasionally takes to have a look, to watch. Finally when that day noon...... Discussed Great Young Master puts out comes to see the time, tried to nip...... 大少得到了九级灵兽内核,一路如获至宝。偶尔拿出来就看看,观赏一番。终于在那一天正中午的时候……谈大少拿出来看的时候,试着咬了一下…… Tan Tan dares to pledge to the day that has not made an effort absolutely! Tries really...... 谈昙敢对天发誓,绝对没有用力!真的只是试一试…… To study. As we all know, Tan Tan regarding the desire of research is very strong...... 真的只是想要研究研究而已。大家都知道,谈昙对于研究的欲望是非常强的…… Even at that time Meng Chaoran in his side, with a smile shook the head, has tacitly consented to mischievous of apprentice: If Tan Tan not mischievous...... That was really not Tan Tan! 甚至当时孟超然就在他的身边,也只是含笑摇了摇头,默许了徒弟的调皮:谈昙若是不调皮……那真的就不是谈昙了! But under he bites, even has not nipped...... That grade nine Spirit Beast essence, looked like unexpectedly suddenly has the life to be ordinary, goes all out suddenly to overrun toward Tan Tan mouth one. 但他一咬之下,甚至还没有咬到……那颗九级灵兽内核,居然突然间像是有了生命一般,拼命地向着谈昙的嘴里忽的一声冲了过去。 Fist big essence...... 拳头大的内核啊…… Tan Tan cries out strangely, shows the whites of the eyes to be shocked: Is penniless, but the grade nine Spirit Beast essence of that fist size, already card, in discussed that in throat of Great Young Master, stops up solid...... 谈昙怪叫一声,翻着白眼愣住:两手空空,而那拳头大小的九级灵兽内核,已经卡在了谈大少的喉咙里,堵得严严实实…… Right now card this calls an discomfort. 这下子卡的这叫一个难受。 Tan Tan opens mouth, stayed directly. 谈昙张着嘴,直接呆了。 Meng Chaoran turn pale with fright, pulls out hurriedly outward...... But was said that anything could not pull out, was afterward anxious to Meng Chaoran, saw that the apprentice must feel stifled, simply put out the long sword to skid...... 孟超然大惊失色,急忙往外掏……但却是说什么也掏不出来,到后来孟超然急了,眼看着自己徒弟就要被憋死,干脆拿出长剑去撬…… This essence card in the Tan Tan throat, unexpectedly likely is the doom downward falls general, dying drills toward in...... When discussed Great Young Master to immediately by feeling stifled, Meng Chaoran this skid...... Played the effect! 这颗内核卡在谈昙喉咙里,居然像是死命的往下坠一般,没命的往里钻……在谈大少马上就要被憋死的时候,孟超然这一撬……起到了效果! Has the external force to assist, this essence fierce toward in drill...... Stiffly has extended one time throat expanding of Tan Tan, slowly, leisurely however entered the belly of Tan Tan...... 有外力相助,这颗内核猛的往里一钻……将谈昙的喉咙硬生生的扩宽了一倍,缓缓地,施施然的进入了谈昙的肚子…… The eyebrow that Meng Chaoran looks at shrugs absolutely terrifiedly, has nearly fainted: This scene, such as was a finger thick snake exactly swallowed an egg, the Tan Tan neck such fierce drum...... Fell. 孟超然看的眉毛耸动毛骨悚然,险些就晕了过去:这情景,就如是一条手指粗的蛇活吞了一个鸡蛋,谈昙的脖子就这样猛的鼓起来着……落了下去。 master and disciple they are such as were struck by lightning! 师徒两人都是如遭雷击! A Meng Chaoran face is grieved: grade nine Spirit Beast essence! Even if were Emperor Master has such eaten uncooked, can support to explode? My apprentice...... I quite pitiful apprentice...... 孟超然一脸惨然:九级灵兽内核啊!就算是皇座这么生吃了,也能撑爆了吧?我的徒弟……我好可怜的徒弟…… Immediately Tan Tan flew into a rage, spits one unable to spit, took off the pants that vomits to make a clasp upward with the branch to pull out from under simply...... 随即谈昙就急了眼,呕呕呕的吐了一回吐不出来,索性脱了裤子用树枝做了一个钩子从底下往上掏…… Belly overwhelming general hurting that pulls out, the essence does not come out. As if settled down in his belly. 掏的肚子翻江倒海一般的疼,内核就是不出来。似乎是在他肚子里安家了。 Meng Chaoran has matched the laxative, eats to Tan Tan, Tan Tan did not respond. To afterward increase dosage gradually, to ten times of laxatives time...... This is the dose that Single Horned Dragon of prime of life ate could have diarrhea. 孟超然配了泻药,给谈昙吃,谈昙毫无反应。到后来逐次的加大剂量,到了十倍泻药的时候……这可是就算是一头盛年的独角龙吃了也会拉肚子的药量啊。 This time had finally responded: Tan Tan eats up ten times of laxatives, has put several smelly fart one after another...... 这次终于有了反应:谈昙吃下十倍的泻药,接连的放了十几个臭屁…… Afterward does not have the least bit response. As if these ten times of laxatives...... Urges the fart. 随后就没半点反应。似乎这十倍的泻药……只是催屁的。 Meng Chaoran cannot find way out, heaves a sigh, but. Mother's accepted two apprentices, Chu Yang is heaven defying general existence, has not thought that this young apprentice unexpectedly is also evildoer/monstrous talent general physique...... 孟超然一筹莫展,唉声叹气,就无奈了。妈的自己收了俩徒弟,一个楚阳已经是逆天一般的存在,没想到这个小徒弟居然也是妖孽一般的体质…… Even if were the evildoer/monstrous talent has taken that medicine...... Also will have diarrhea? 就算是妖孽吃了那药……也会拉稀吧? Fortunately...... That type has not occurred the terrifying phenomenon that the Tan Tan brace explodes directly throughout \; In two days, Meng Chaoran felt relieved. 所幸……那种直接将谈昙撑爆的恐怖现象也始终没有发生\;过了两天,孟超然才放下心来。 But immediately on Tan Tan starts to have a fever. 但随即谈昙身上就开始发烧。 Moreover this fever is different from general fever. 而且这种发烧不同于一般的发烧。 The body temperature is getting higher and higher higher and higher...... Tan Tan that Tan Tan spirit hundred times that burns, burn jumps for joy, Tan Tan that burns...... The sleep does not need...... 体温越来越高越来越高……烧的谈昙精神百倍,烧的谈昙活蹦乱跳,烧的谈昙……连睡眠也不需要了…… To afterward, the Tan Tan body temperature high arrived at a terrifying situation: If Meng Chaoran does not transport the merit to paste on the Tan Tan forehead the hand, unexpectedly can burn one to soak immediately! But has a fever my Tan Tan is actually calmly. 到后来,谈昙体温高的到达了一个恐怖的地步:孟超然若是不运功就将手贴到谈昙脑门上的话,居然能够立即烫起一个泡来!但发烧本人的谈昙却是若无其事。 Had not heard ate the grade nine Spirit Beast essence to be able unexpectedly like this...... 没听说过吃了九级灵兽内核居然会这样的…… The bonus is Meng Chaoran experienced and knowledgeable, this matter is also hears something never heard of before to see what one never saw before. 饶是孟超然见多识广,这种事情也是闻所未闻见所未见。 Tan Tan ate grade nine Spirit Beast essence soul force actually not to see the growth, the body actually more and more burnt, the vigor was getting more and more full, all day was one can swallow general lively the mountain exactly. 谈昙吃了九级灵兽内核灵力却不见增长,身上却越来越烧,精神头越来越足,整日里都是一副能将大山活吞了一般的活泼。 But like this burns absolutely is not the good deed. Regarding this point, Meng Chaoran and Tan Tan are in the heart understand \; Therefore Meng Chaoran is bringing Tan Tan, left the hiding place, toward thick ice level. 但这样烧下去绝对不是好事。对于这一点,孟超然谈昙都是心中明白\;所以孟超然就带着谈昙,离开了藏身之处,向着玄冰层面而来。 Also only had that ten thousand years of thick ice level unable to melt Tan Tan temperature? This is in the Meng Chaoran heart the only hope. 也唯有那种万年不化的玄冰层能够化解谈昙身上的温度了吧?这已经是孟超然心中唯一的希望。 After the result comes out, fell into chasing down. Meng Chaoran for the apprentice, pushes onward, has exposed own direction of advance...... 结果出来之后就陷入了追杀。孟超然为了徒弟,一路挺进,已经暴露了自己的前进方向…… Tan Tan after initial several days of excitements, now is becomes looks distressed. 谈昙经过最初几天的兴奋之后,现在已经是变得愁眉苦脸。 Master, what to do can this? On me is so hot......” Tan Tan to lie toward the ground, immediately for many years not the cold ice turned into the basin, the hot spring has braved the steam generally steaming...... Immediately crash-bang a sound, Tan Tan jumps from the basin, in an instant steam braves from him, the clothes did immediately. 师父,这可咋办?我身上这么热……”谈昙往地上一趴,顿时经年不化的寒冰就变成了水池,温泉一般腾腾冒热气……随即哗啦啦一声响,谈昙从水池中跃起,刹那间一阵蒸汽从他身上冒出来,衣服顿时就干了。 Tan Tan wants to cry but have no tears: Did laundry actually to save has seasoned, on one toward me pasted on the line, moreover did not waste soul force......” 谈昙欲哭无泪:“洗衣服倒是省了晒干了,往我身上一贴就行,而且不浪费灵力……” If could not find...... And not exceptionally...... Such hotly gets down nothing.” Meng Chaoran can only comfort the apprentice like this: All right, is only the body temperature is high, long-time has been used.” “若是找不到……而又没异常……这么热下去也没什么。”孟超然只能这样安慰徒弟:“没事的,只是体温高而已,长久了就习惯了。” I can be familiar with...... The issue is others cannot be familiar with.” Tan Tan puts on a long face saying: In the future I, if Xie Danfeng that little mother skin Qujin nuptial chamber...... What to do? On one toward her pressed her to be ripe, any matter has not managed can eat the meat directly...... Master, wū wū, I look for wife to not to cannibalize the flesh, this point you must give me to show!” “我是可以习惯……问题是别人不能习惯啊。”谈昙哭丧着脸道:“将来我若是将谢丹凤那小娘皮娶进了洞房……咋办?往她身上一压她就熟了,啥事儿都没办呢直接就可以吃肉……师父,呜呜,我找媳妇可不是为了吃人肉,这一点您得给我证明!” Go away! ~~~ , Meng Chaoran is driven beyond the limits of forbearance tramples dozens zhang (3.33 m) this apprentice foot, has been embed in mountain rampart, clenching jaws cursed in a low voice: „Do I give you to show? I give you to prove ***!” “滚!~~~”噗的一声,孟超然忍无可忍的将这个徒弟一脚踹出去几十丈,嵌进了山壁里,咬牙切齿的低声咒骂:“我给你证明?我给你证明个***!” Tan Tan becomes the big font slides from mountain rampart, then benefits kite child turning over of sound soughing of wind, feeling pleased bold running over: Master I have thought of means.” 谈昙成大字型从山壁上滑下来,然后利索索的鹞子翻身,喜滋滋的没脸没皮的跑过来:“师傅我想到了一个办法。” What means?” Meng Chaoran asked curiously. “啥办法?”孟超然好奇地问。 Waits till the nuptial chamber time, if so is hot...... I make ice crystal armor to her, then covers her whole body, only keeps a hole below......” Tan Tan earnest saying. “等到洞房的时候若是还这么热……我就给她做一个冰晶甲,然后将她全身都覆盖起来,只在下面留一个洞……”谈昙认真的说道。 Meng Chaoran face upwards the deep sigh...... Looks at that mountain rampart, one type hit the past impulsion own head one! 孟超然仰天长叹……看着那山壁,有一种将自己的脑袋一头撞过去的冲动! Yeah, this not good...... If elsewhere did not have ripe there ripe......” Tan Tan to heave a sigh, immediately had discovered on oneself the loophole in oneself this plan, cannot help but bristled with anger, almost suffering from injustice the referring to day that must spit blood scolded crazily: Doesn't heaven this that this clever bird does play me intentionally? My his mother grows into me to look for wife to be easy like this I......” “哎,这样也不行……要是别处没熟那里熟了……”谈昙唉声叹气,随即就自己发现了自己这个计划之中的漏洞,不由得怒发冲冠,几乎委屈的要吐血的指天狂骂道:“这贼鸟干出来的老天这不是存心玩我吗?我他娘长成这样子我找个媳妇容易嘛我……” Discussed that Great Young Master got angry! 大少怒了! Meng Chaoran has also gotten angry, he seizes the front piece of apprentice, always first time exploding thick mouth: You little said that a few words will die? Can you shut up? You...... Do you want to kill me you?” 孟超然也怒了,他一把揪住徒弟的衣襟,平生第一次的爆出来了粗口:“你他妈的少说一句话是不是就会死?你他妈的能不能闭上嘴?你他妈的……你要弄死我嘛你?” Tan Tan was startled all of a sudden. 谈昙一下子怔住了。 Master you curses at people............ The master you scolded me............” Tan Tan covers the face length to cry. “师傅你骂人……呜……师傅你骂我……呜……”谈昙掩面长哭。 Meng Chaoran has squatted sorrowfully, grasped the head. 孟超然痛不欲生的蹲了下来,抱住了头。 ...... …… Asked several recommendation tickets. 求几张推荐票。
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