Thisismustdo, anycelebrationis worthso......
这是要干什么啊,什么喜事值得如此啊……Moreover, this was also very difficult, this bigconsumption, moneyDaohaosaidthatwas the presentat this time, the distancenew year's celebrationalsoearlyvery much, whereso manyfirecrackerscanput, even ifinstantlyproduces in a hurry, seeminglyalsowithout enough time......
而且,这也忒难了吧,这得多大的消耗啊,钱倒好说,可是现在这个时候,距离过年还早得很,哪里有那么多的鞭炮可以放,就算即刻赶制,貌似也来不及啊……„Your majestythreethinks...... This, Exquisite HeavenMinisterwedding, no doubtis the bigcelebration of worldwide celebration...... But, thisentireworlddrapes a red bandto hang out colored streamers...... Actuallycanhang the law? Frominstantlysets offfirecrackers, does not only fearthat manyfirecrackers! Whethercanuse judgment12......”Central Pole HeavenSirPrime Ministerto emboldento ask.
“陛下三思……这个,琼霄御座婚礼,固然是普天同庆的大喜事……但,这整个天地披红挂彩……却要怎么个挂法?还有从即刻起燃放鞭炮,只怕没有那么多的鞭炮啊!是否可以酌情12……”中极天丞相大人壮着胆子问道。Thatmeaningis...... The entireworlddrapes a red bandto hang out colored streamers, is not easy to do, but alsoso manyfirecrackers, whichfromlook, can not make bricks without straw......
那意思是……整个天地披红挂彩,可是不好办啊,还有那么多的鞭炮,从哪淘换,巧妇难为无米之炊……„Thismatteralsowantedme saying that wasallcityvillages, allmountainsrivers, the Central Pole Heaventerritorywas the result...... Drapes a red bandto hang out colored streamersentirely! The firecrackersare insufficient, produces in a hurry, massiveproducing in a hurry!”Dong Wushangis somewhat irritable, said: „Simplematter...... Doesn't thisthinkclearly?”
“这点事还要我多说,就是所有城市乡村,所有山川河流,中极天疆土所致……统统披红挂彩!鞭炮不足,就去赶制,大量的赶制呗!”董无伤有些急躁,道:“多简单的事……这也想不明白?”SirPrime Ministeralsoworried, butasked that now the concreteanswer, actuallyimmediately„splash”, the whole personanxiouslymustsiton the ground. Has almost fainted.丞相大人原本还只是着急,但现在一问出将具体答案,却顿时“扑通”一声,整个人急得一屁股坐在了地上。差一点就晕了过去。
The surroundingallofficials, performare the hidden bitternessare staring atPrime Minister.
周围所有官员,尽都是幽怨地盯着丞相。Looked that yourthisold fogyannoyed the bigdisaster! Did not askthatwealsodrape a red bandto hang out colored streamersinHeartless City, as forotherplaces, has the localyamunto drape a red bandto hang out colored streamers , the firecrackers many calculatemanyat present, the further orderspersonbeginsto produce in a hurryalsoand that's the end......
看你这老家伙惹出来了多大的祸事!不问,咱们也就在无情城披红挂彩一番,至于其他地方,就有当地官衙披红挂彩也就罢了,鞭炮眼下有多少算多少,再命人着手赶制也就是了……Nowmaybe booing, yousuchaskedthatrangeexpandedallCentral Pole Heavenarearange, allcityvillages, allmountainsrivers...... Didn't yourthiswant the short remaining life of person?
现在可倒好,您这么一问,范围就扩大到了所有中极天疆域范围,所有城市乡村,所有山川河流……你这不是要了人的老命么?Did not sayother...... Said is the same: Whereso manyscarlet cloth? Colorarrange?!
不说别的……就只是说一样:哪里有这么多的红布?彩布?!ButWoundless Great Emperoryour majestyyoutalked intounexpectedly: Simplematter?
而无伤大帝陛下您居然说成:多简单的事?
Is thismatterveryreally simple? Your majesty?
这事情真的很简单么?陛下?Allministertearfulslooks atSirPrime Minister, imploredin the heart: „SirPrime Ministeryoucourted disaster, youroneselfshoulder...... Hurriesto speak, makingyour majestywithdraw an orderis proper......”
所有大臣泪汪汪的看着丞相大人,都在心中祈求:“丞相大人您惹了祸,您就自己扛起来吧……赶紧说说话,让陛下收回成命是正经啊……”Heart that butSirPrime Ministerdiesat this momenthad, wherealsohasanymoodspeech......
但丞相大人此刻死的心都有了,哪里还有什么心情说话……Dong Wushangconfesses the matters concerned. Verysimplyin high spiritswalksoutward, said: „Specific matter of thisworkgaveyouto handlespecifically...... Right, army that certainlycannotdeploytrain. Thatismustmomentarilygo to battle, decides the Zhan Tiandemon! Besidesthismilitary force. Allresourcesmaygainvoluntarily.”董无伤交代完事宜。很干脆地兴冲冲的往外走,道:“这件工作的具体事宜就交给你们具体处置了……对了,一定不能动用正在训练的部队。那是要随时出征,决战天魔的!除了这股军力之外。一切资源都可自行获取。”Everybodyis a somersault, wants to cry but have no tears: Unexpectedly the army was unable to use......
大家又是一个跟头,欲哭无泪:居然军队还不能动用……ImmediatelyhearsWoundless Great Emperoryour majestyto raiseshoutshugely: „Lei'er, Lei'er! Came outto come outquicklyquickly, hasimportant matter.”
随即听到无伤大帝陛下扬天大叫:“泪儿,泪儿!快出来快出来,有大事了。”Mo Lei'erinquired: „Does? Whatimportant matterhas?”墨泪儿问询而出:“干啥?有啥大事?”Dong Wushangsaidhurriedlyhappily: „Comes, catches upto follow close onmeto walk, Boss Chumustget married, weovertaketo join in the funquickly, but alsoplaysin that sidewith enough time for severaldays, pours liquor down the throatto tease the bridewhile convenient...... Seven Stars Guardiansyoualsofollowme...... Youon behalf ofCentral Pole Heavenallofficials.”董无伤急匆匆高兴地说道:“来来来,赶紧跟我走,楚老大要成亲了,咱们快赶过去凑热闹,还来得及在那边玩几天,顺便灌酒闹洞房……七星护卫你们也都跟我走……你们就代表中极天所有官员了。”Allcivil and militaryhundredofficers, staggerfall downneatly.
所有文武百官,一个踉跄整齐地摔倒在地。Yousuchbigmatter. Suchdoes not know that does not know the arrangement of taildirectlyhas cast asideunexpectedly, leading the wifeto go...... How manydaysplays? Teases the bride? Joins in the fun?
你把这么大的事儿。就这么不知头不知尾的安排了一声居然就直接撇了,带着老婆去……玩几天?闹洞房?凑热闹?„Otherdoes not needto prepareanything...... Instorage ringhas, the Bossgets married, wedid not needto giveanygift, in any case. Ouranythingdoes not have, so long aspersonarrivedon the line, the personarrivedwas not stronger than anything!”Dong Wushangcheerfulbigmouth: „Thisleaves.”
“别的也不用准备什么……空间戒指里都有,老大成亲,咱么也不用送啥子礼物了,反正。咱俩啥也没有,只要人到了就行,人到了比什么不强!”董无伤乐呵呵的咧着大嘴:“这就动身吧。”Said. Draws the Mo Lei'ersmall hand, unexpectedlysuchsoars, mustmelt the rainbowto go.
说罢。一拉墨泪儿的小手,居然就这么飞腾而起,就要化虹而去。„Seven Stars Guardiansfollows, thistimemakesyousee the trueworld!”Dong Wushangsound.
“七星护卫跟上啊,这次让你们见见真正的世面!”董无伤的声音。Seven Stars Guardianseach othersmiles bitterlyrelatively, the paternal grandmotherdrops. The fatherslived for 1 millionyears, whatworldandwhatscenehaven't seen? Unexpectedlythistimecansee„trueworld”...... Before the sentiment, welived for 1 millionyears, lived the hick......七星护卫彼此相对苦笑,奶奶滴。老子都活了1000000年了,什么世面、什么场面没见过?居然这一次才能见到“真正的世面”……感情以前我们活了1000000年,都活成了土包子了么……„Your majesty! Your majesty, youcannotsuchwalk......”civil and militaryhundredofficersthento awake the godto come, saw with own eyes that Woundless Great Emperoryour majestywantsdisappear without trace, cries outhurriedlywith one voice. Nearly the throatalsoshouted that broke.
“陛下!陛下啊,您不能就这么走啊……”文武百官这才醒过神来,眼见无伤大帝陛下就要无影无踪,急忙齐声叫唤。险些将喉咙也喊破了。Youdo not daresuchto walk......
您可不敢就这么走啊……Ifyouwalkedusto be possibleon the collectiveto graspblindly......
您要是走了我们可就集体抓瞎了……„Howcannotwalk. Isaid that thismatterplenary powersgaveyou...... Cannot handle, goes toHeavenly Prisonto stayautomaticallyis waiting for the exterminationnine generations!” The Dong Wushangsoundconveysfrom the midair: „, Imperial Jade SealIplacedon the table, youtookare orderingon the linecasually...... Does not needto passme. Stamps, such simplematter do youwould?”
“怎么就不能走。我都说这事儿全权交给你们了……办不好的,自动去天牢呆着等着诛灭九族吧!”董无伤的声音从半空传来:“还有,玉玺我放在桌子上了,你们拿着随便下命令就行……不用通过我。盖个章,这么简单的事情你们总会吧?”
Speaking of last. Woundless Great Emperoryour majestyalsohasEmpresstogether withSeven Stars Guardians, changed toninerainbowsin the midair, dodgesto pass.
说到最后一句。无伤大帝陛下连同七星护卫还有皇后,已经在半空中化作了九道长虹,一闪而逝。Vanishesdisappear without trace.
消失得无影无踪。Central Pole Heavenhigh and lowallofficialcollectivecoronaturn!中极天上下所有官员集体晕翻!Whatviewthiscalled, couldn't handlegoes toHeavenly Prisonto waitto execute the nine generationsdirectly?
这叫什么说法啊,办不好直接去天牢等着诛九族?This... It seems like... Alsowas too serious......
这…貌似…也太严重了吧……Also, Imperial Jade Seal!!
还有,玉玺!!Imperial Jade Seal, an imperial authoritysymbol of sideCelestial Emperor, onyouthatcasualplacetable? Moreover, but also...... „do youtakeare orderingon the thing that the line...... thisiscantakeis orderingcasuallycasually”?玉玺,一方天帝的皇权象征,您就那么随随便便的放在桌子上?而且,还……“你们拿着随便下命令就行……”这是能拿着随便下命令的东西吗?ThisisCentral Pole Heavenis supreme, most honoredandmost authoritativeimperial authoritysymbol!
这可是中极天至高无上,最最最尊贵、最最最权威的皇权象征!Also, thatdid not callto stamp! Can thatbestamps? Althoughis the samestep, samematter, but, is thiscalled„sealing”to be good?!
还有,那也不叫盖章!那能是盖章么?虽然是同一个步骤,同样的事情,但,这叫做“用印”好不好?!Also!!! Thatis not„table”! Thatcalled the dragon the writing desk!
再说!!!那也不是什么“桌子”!那叫龙书案!Dragonwriting deskdragonwriting desk!!!
龙书案啊龙书案!!!
The Central Pole Heavencivil and militaryhundredofficerscompletelywant to cry but have no tears. But, the personwalked. Moreoverwhatwalksissuchposthaste, thiswill not have the shade! To call? cough cough...... Whowantswhomto go, Ido not goin any case.中极天文武百官尽都欲哭无泪。但,正主儿已经走了。而且走的是如此的十万火急,这会都已经没影了!想要叫回来?咳咳……谁愿意谁去,反正我不去。
Doesn't thattouchmildewheadobvious? clear(ly)knows that hesuchsharplywas walkingalsocalls, was not pattedby a palm of the handwas flatly strange.
那不是明摆着触霉头么?明知道他这么急着走还去叫,不被一巴掌拍扁了才怪。But, what to do can thismatter?
但,这事儿要咋办呢?Everybodylook at each other in blank dismay.
大家面面相觑。„Prime Minister, youare worldly-wise, experiencealwayssaidthatwhat to dosaidthismatter?”Does the officialto lookaltogethertoPrime Minister.
“丞相,您老于世故,经验老道,说说这事儿咋办呢?”一干官员一股脑地看向丞相。„What to doshouldwhat to do! Visitsmeto do? In any casethisis the duties of all our people, cannot completeeverybodytogetherto accompany the Yellow Springsline!”OldPrime Ministercrawlstremblinglyfrom the ground, the air/Qidoes not hit one angersaid.
“该咋办就咋办!都看着我干啥?反正这是咱们所有人的任务,完不成大家就一起结伴黄泉行吧!”老丞相从地上颤微微地爬起来,气不打一处来的怒道。
The peoplecurl the lip.
众人纷纷撇嘴。Howto accompany the Yellow Springsline, inusyourstatusis highest, moreovertodaythismatterclearlyisyouannoys. Does not visityou, whomcanlook at?
怎么就结伴黄泉行,咱们这些人里您地位最高,而且今天这事儿分明就是您惹出来的。不看着您,要看谁呢?Ouractuallywantsto look that Woundless Great Emperoryour majestyis coming, butnow...... To look that reallymustrush to the Monster Emperor Heaventhat sideto look......
我们倒是想要看无伤大帝陛下来着,可现在……真想看就得跑到妖皇天那边去看了……OldPrime Ministersighedlowly, inmouthmutteredto scold: „Unenlightened ruler of thisignoring a proper occupation......”
老丞相低低叹了口气,口中喃喃骂道:“这个不务正业的昏君……”Peoplehearing thiscompletelykeep quiet out of fear, heartsaid that yourqualificationsare old, the agewas also big, suchmumbledone, your majestyknew was also not necessarily ableto care, butwedo not darewithscolding...... Oncereachedin the Woundless Great Emperorear, is depending on the temperament of your majestyyouth...... Really is really the consequenceinconceivable......
众人闻言尽都噤若寒蝉,心道您资格老,年岁也大了,这么嘟囔一句,陛下就算知道了也未必会多在意,但我们可不敢跟着骂啊……一旦真个传进了无伤大帝耳朵里,依着陛下愣头青的脾气……真真是后果不堪设想……Mustreallylikeyou said that allaccompanied the Yellow Springsline!
真个就得象你说的那样,一切结伴黄泉行了!„Yeah, thismatter, besidesmustuseyour majestyImperial Jade Seal, but alsono other other meansmaythinkseriously. But, your majestyimperial authorityImperial Jade Seal, is the Central Pole Heavenauthorityis , can also it be that can weusecasually? Whichthismatter is really the difficultoffice......”
“哎,这件事,除了要动用陛下的玉玺之外,还当真别无其他办法可想。但,陛下的皇权玉玺,乃中极天权威所在,又岂是我们能随便动用的?这事真是难办哪……”OldPrime Ministerlinkedhas been voicing a complaint, finallysupplied ideas: „But the matterarrivedat presentthisstep, did not haveto choosemany, herehad a proposition, everybodyhad a lookto be good, juts out the opinion, perfectperfect.”
老丞相又连着发了一顿牢骚,终于还是出谋划策:“但眼下事情已经到了这一步,也没有更多的选择了,我这里有个提议,大家看看行不行,出出意见,完善完善。”„Prime MinisteryearGaudxun, a person of virtue and prestige, the Zhiguanworld, this occasionhas the goodstratagem, Iand otherslistened in reverent attention, listen respectfully to the enlightening remark.”Peopleshouted loudly, in an instantflatterliketide. Everybodybeam with joy, howeverhas put down the heartbigstoneleisurely.
“丞相年高德勋,德高望重,智冠天下,此际定有良谋,我等洗耳恭听,聆听高论。”众人一阵高呼,刹那间马屁如潮。人人眉花眼笑,施施然地放下了心头大石头。Prime Ministershows the whites of the eyes, the heartsaidthatyouwere certainly happy, becauseyourleast bitresponsibilitydoes not have, had an accidentseriously, only then a Old Manpersontook the rap...... Snort, is disinclinedto haggle overwith your uselessfellows!丞相翻翻白眼,心道,你们当然高兴了,因为你们半点责任也没有,当真出了事,就只有老朽一个人背黑锅了……哼,懒得跟你们这些没用的家伙计较!Said: „This, civil and militaryleavesthreepeoplerespectively, totalsixpeoplegovernImperial Jade Sealhand in hand, allimperialaims, after needsthesesixpeopleunanimouslyto agree, canuseImperial Jade Seal. Sotransmitted orders, fairpublic, maydefiniteabsolutely safe, undereverybodyintenthow?”
道:“这样,文武各出三人,共计六人联袂掌管玉玺,所有御旨,都需要这六个人一致同意之后,才能动用玉玺。如此传令,公平公开,更可确定万无一失,大家意下如何?”OldPrime Ministersaid: „Iproposed that naturallycalculatesmyone. Otherpeople, yourecommend.”
老丞相道:“我提议的,自然算我一个。其他人,你们推举出来。”
The heartsaidthatwantsto makemetake the rap!? Old manthese manyyearsare an official, know well the say/way of onset and retreat, reallywhenmorego back, whensillyinadequate?
心道,想让我一个人背黑锅!?老夫这么多年当官,深通进退之道,难道真的越当越回去,当得傻了不成么?Peoplehearing thisscared, orsaid the gingerisoldspicy, the means are really well organized, appropriate, the peoplecompletelyare speechless, isalsofivecandidates, under the peoplehearttrembles, being able not helpin abundancein the futurewill draw back, lestwas recommendedbyothers. Cracks a joke, is this matter that goodto grasp? Frequentlymustlose the life the matter!
众人闻言一阵傻眼,要不说姜还是老的辣呢,办法果然是四平八稳,恰如其分,众人尽都无话可说,可是还有五个人选呢,众人心下震颤,情不自禁的就纷纷往后退,唯恐被别人推举出来。开玩笑,这是好掌握的事情吗?动辄就是要丢掉性命的事情啊!Butno matter how, thismatter, after allusedthiswayto decide.
但不管如何,这件事,终归就用这种方式定了下来。
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……Black Clouds Heaven.墨云天。Xie Danqiongrises with a spring, continuousartillerygeneralorderingone after another.谢丹琼一跃而起,连珠炮一般的接连下令。„Bossgets married! Thisisamong the brothers, the absoluteimportant matterat the most, cannotabsolutelyagainwithitimportant matterside by side!”Xie Danqionglaughs: „Finallyarrived atfor this day. Comes the person!”
“老大成亲!这可是兄弟们之间,绝对绝对的顶天大事,再没有能与之比肩的大事了!”谢丹琼哈哈大笑:“终于到这一天了。来人啊!”„Passes onmyverbal command, Exquisite HeavenMinistergets married, worldwide celebration! Drapes a red bandto hang out colored streamers! Informed the world!......”
“传我号令,琼霄御座成亲,普天同庆!披红挂彩!昭告天下!……”„......”
“……”„......”
“……”„AskedEmpressto dress up, weinstantlyembarkto go toMonster Emperor Heaven.”Xie Danqiongis delighted.
“请皇后打扮打扮,我们即刻出发前往妖皇天。”谢丹琼眉飞色舞。FinallythisBlack Clouds HeavenExquisite FlowerGreat Emperor, appearedin the brotherscalm, at leastmustbe very steadier than the classes of variousWoundless Great Emperor. But, thiscalmvigoralsomaintainednot to arrive at the an hourscene, that sideMadame Meihas not dressed up, Xie Danqionghurriedlyflushed.
总算这位墨云天琼花大帝,在兄弟们之中还显得沉稳了一些,至少比诸无伤大帝之流要很稳一些。但,这个沉稳劲也就维持了不到半个时辰的光景,梅夫人那边都还没有打扮完毕,谢丹琼就急匆匆的冲了进去。..................
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