TTNH :: Volume #26

#2526: Practical joke 【Part 3! Makes up 1】


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The Mo Qingwu whole body is fiery, carried on the back to beat two powder fists in him, said: Bastard!” Was the whole body is soft. 莫轻舞浑身火热,在他背上捶了两记粉拳,道:“坏蛋!”却是浑身都软了。 Tie Butian and Wu Qianqian surprise extremely looks at these two, feels faintly that these only feared has any matter \; Although is not clear, but saw that they appearance that relaxes from the heart, that is the unprecedented stance...... 铁补天乌倩倩诧异万分地看着这两人,隐隐感觉到,这其中只怕另有什么事儿\;虽然不明白,但看到两人从心中放松的样子,那是前所未有的姿态…… Actually cannot bear was also happy for them. 却忍不住也为他们高兴。 Wu Qianqian sour saying: „ Good, somebody and somebody should not be affectionate...... Since has broken the price record, we quickly pass. Has a look to have any mystery...... As for intimate, waited for Desperate Lake, I and Tiantian elder sister leapt the place to you specially, gave you opportunity to live alone...... 乌倩倩酸溜溜的说道:“好啦,某人和某人别卿卿我我了……既然破关了,咱们就赶快过去吧。看看到底有什么玄虚……至于亲热,等出了亡命湖,我和甜甜姐专门给你们腾地方,给你们两个人机会独处…… Mo Qingwu hearing this is greatly bashful, jumps down from Chu Yang without consulting anybody, jumps to Wu Qianqian on, acting like a spoiled brat does not depend on. 莫轻舞闻言大羞,径自从楚阳身上跳下来,跳到乌倩倩身上,一阵撒娇的不依。 The people laugh. 众人哈哈大笑。 Finally, four people after that star light completely vanishes blurredly, enters the following region. 终于,四个人在那星光迷离完全消失之后,走进后面的境地。 Mo Qingwu comes , the left hand pulls Tie Butian, the right hand is pulling Wu Qianqian, cheerful proceeds, walks while speaks, Chu Yang smiles is following in one side. 莫轻舞居中,左手挽着铁补天,右手挽着乌倩倩,欢快的往前走,一边走一边说话,楚阳则是微笑着跟在一侧。 However at this time, unexpectedly was the accident again is then near! 然而便在这时,竟是变故再临! The Chu Yang moral nature has been full of the police trillion suddenly inexplicably, drinks one severely: Shunt!” 楚阳心底突然间莫名地充满了警兆,厉喝一声:“闪开!” But this came vigilantly lately. 但这声警惕已经来得迟了。 Is void from front one piece, did not have the indication to appear has lightened the light, the bright is divided into three, the extremely fast flashed through. 从前方一片虚空之中,全无征兆地出现了一点亮光,亮光一分为三,极速闪过。 That is one type almost can trace the eternal time the peak speed, instant actually arrived at Mo Qingwu, Wu Qianqian, chest of Tie Butian. 那是一种几乎能够追溯回万古时光的极致速度,瞬时已经却到了莫轻舞,乌倩倩,还有铁补天的胸口。 Heart position! 心脏位置! Bright brilliance gradually collects, appears primary form, that is three swords! 亮光光华渐敛,现出原形,那是三把剑! But how in the world to have such quick sword! 但天地之间又怎么会有这么快的剑! Even if links the Nine Tribulations Sword full play, displays for Killing All Under The Heaven, Why Not that the speed is famous, actually also and on these three swords are less spatial to come the speed if by any chance! Just appeared obviously, next one flickered arrived at the Chest strategic point! 纵然连九劫剑全力运转,施展出来以速度著称的屠尽天下又何妨,却也及不上这三把剑越空而来速度的万一!明明刚刚出现,下一瞬就已经到了心口要害! Chu Yang has not considered more, the completely subconscious instinct responded. Body one but actually, one horizontal! Does not allow to send in the middle, horizontally before three female. 楚阳根本就不曾考虑更多,完全下意识的本能反应。身子一倒,一横!在间不容发之际,横在三女身前。 Nine Tribulations of the Nine Heavens divine art in this flash limit eruption! 九劫九重天神功在这一瞬间极限爆发! ! ! ! 噗!噗!噗! Three swords. Without exception, performs deeply inserts the body of Chu Yang. 三把剑。无一例外,尽都深深地插进楚阳的身体。 Left sword. Deeply inserts the Chu Yang forehead! 左面一剑。深深插进楚阳的额头! The middle sword, deeply inserts the heart of Chu Yang! 中间一剑,深深插进楚阳的心脏! Right sword, deeply inserts the Chu Yang dantian! 右面一剑,深深插进楚阳的丹田! In three female eye socket want in the anxious sorrowful call of crack, the body of Chu Yang , drops the ground heavily, shouted the one breath weak, relaxed. 在三女睚眦欲裂的急切悲痛呼声中,楚阳的身体“噗地”一声,沉重地跌落地上,无力地呼了一口气,松了一口气。 Really as if can that time protect a moment ago successfully for oneself three female and gratified. But felt relieved. 似乎实在为自己能在刚才那个时刻成功地护住了三女而欣慰。而放心。 Chu Yang ............ 楚阳…………” Three females simultaneously the rending call, the flash only felt that the world at present lost any color in oneself! 三女同时撕心裂肺的呼叫起来,一瞬间只感觉天地都已在自己眼前失去了任何颜色! Without the beloved person, how even if there is trim world?! 没有了心爱的人,纵然拥有整片天地又如何?! Looks on Chu Yang only the remaining Sword Hilt three swords, three females simultaneously feel. An own heart, in this flash turning fragment inch by inch! 看着楚阳身上只剩下剑柄的三把剑,三女同时感觉到。自己的一颗心,在这一瞬间一寸一寸的变成碎片! Just went through a strategic pass, just with enough time joyful, actually suddenly had this disastrous incident! 刚刚过关,刚刚来得及喜悦,却突然间发生了这种惨变! Suddenly, three female body tottering. Has opened the mouth, could not scream. 一时间,三女的身体摇摇欲坠。张大了嘴,却叫不出声。 Chu Yang of this meeting always doing nothing but smiles, although the ache time is attacking each nerve of body, actually still from reluctantly showed a smile, said in a soft voice: On this day next within...... When I have not died...... Nobody can injure you absolutely! I was very gratified I to achieve......” 这会的楚阳竟自嘿嘿一笑,虽然至极的疼痛时刻侵袭着身体的每一条神经,却仍自勉强露出一个微笑,轻声道:“这天下间……在我没死的时候……绝对没有人能伤害你们!我很欣慰我做到了……” Why does not know. Now in Chu Yang heart, suddenly a relaxedness. 不知为何。现在楚阳心中,突然间一片至极的轻松。 Do not speak......” Mo Qingwu and Tie Butian Wu Qianqian tearss well up, defends in front of the Chu Yang body \; The whole body trembles. “不要说话……”莫轻舞铁补天乌倩倩泪如泉涌,守在楚阳身体前面\;浑身颤栗。 Looks that deeply inserts Chu Yang the three swords of body, wants to move actually does not dare to act rashly...... 看着那深深插入楚阳的身体的三把剑,想动却又不敢妄动…… Each sword, inserts extremely deeply, only remaining Sword Hilt outside, this , if only the pure severe wound, the heavy flesh wound does not have Nine Layered Pill unable to treat and cure, most critically the hitting position of that three sword, a forehead, an atrium, a dantian, each is the most fatal strategic point, if not act rashly, Chu Yang or can also extend the life of moment, if acts rashly, is not good, immediate plays at the scene. 每一把剑,都插得极深,就只剩下剑柄在外面,这也还罢了,若只是单纯的重伤,再重的外伤也没有九重丹不能救治的,更关键的是那三剑的命中位置,一额头,一心房,一丹田,每一处都是最最致命的要害,若不妄动,楚阳或者还能延片刻之命,若是妄动,一个不好,当场即时玩完。 Three females simultaneously feel gloomily, is not again bright. 三女同时感觉天昏地暗,再无光明。 Wu Qianqian and Tie Butian two female moral nature, suddenly flood infinite regret. 乌倩倩铁补天两女的心底,突然泛起无限的懊悔。 But also a moment ago, in faint being jealous somewhat, always felt that Chu Yang might as well be so good to Mo Qingwu to oneself...... But now...... He actually, such pours in front of himself. 刚才,还在隐隐的有些吃醋,总感觉楚阳对自己不如对莫轻舞那么好……但现在……他却为了自己,就这么倒在自己面前。 One of this thinking but actually, then sufficiently showed without enough time too many were too many! 这来不及思索的一倒,便足以证明太多太多了! If he only cares about Mo Qingwu, or Mo Qingwu is most important in his moral nature, then his subconscious movement should bravely step forward, the entire body blocks in front of Mo Qingwu, two arms keep off before oneself. 若是他只在乎莫轻舞,或者说,莫轻舞在他心底最重要,那么他下意识的动作应该是挺身而出,整个身体拦在莫轻舞前面,两只手臂挡在自己身前。 The arm with the body, is different. 手臂跟身体,是不同的。 But, in instance of consideration, how is actually can simultaneously preserve three people who Chu Yang thinks without enough time! 但,在来不及考虑的瞬间,楚阳想到的却是怎么样才能同时保全三个人! The only solution only then comes own body horizontally, with own body, blocks three female mortally injured. 唯一的解决方法就只有把自己身体横过来,用自己的身体,挡住三女的致命伤害。 That flash, absolutely does not have any hesitation. 那一瞬间,完全没有任何的犹豫。 Two females simultaneously felt desperate regret, a heart disruption guilty raises spontaneously. 两女同时感觉到了绝望的后悔,一种心脏碎裂的愧疚油然升起。 I should not suspect you...... Should not be jealous...... 我不该怀疑你……不该吃醋的…… Three females look at smile still satisfied on Chu Yang face, suddenly the feeling lives not to have the love. Saw that breath weak getting down of Chu Yang gradually, three females only felt own soul also gradually left own body. 三女看着楚阳脸上的微笑兀自满足,突然感觉生无可恋。眼看着楚阳的呼吸渐渐的微弱下去,三女只感觉自己灵魂也渐渐离开了自己的身体。 You, if, me must accompany Monarch ends of the earth. If you do not leave not abandoned, I must the life and death rely on one another.” “君若在,我必陪君天涯海角。君若不离不弃,我必生死相依。” You, if goes, I must accompany Monarch Netherworld Yellow Springs. If you solitary person wild ghost, I must always together \; If you are frightened out of one's wits, I must Body and Soul altogether extinguished!” “君若去,我必陪君幽冥黄泉。君若孤魂野鬼,我必形影相随\;君若魂飞魄散,我必形神俱灭!” Mo Qingwu pulls out the dreaming of a gentle dance blade slowly, the affection one gazes at Chu Yang toward the place, the pupil deep place concealment is having the endless unreasoning passion of having no complain and regret. 莫轻舞缓缓地抽出来星梦轻舞刀,深情一往地注视着楚阳,眸子深处隐含有着无怨无悔的无尽痴情。 Chu Yang, when you swallow this final one breath that moment, I am the horizontal blade suicide. 楚阳,等你咽下这最后一口气的那一刻,我即横刀自刎。 Altogether walks the Nine Springs with you together. 与你一起共走九泉 So as to avoid disperses must take the trouble to seek. 免得走散还要费力找寻。 Wu Qianqian and Tie Butian also simultaneously make the same choice. 乌倩倩铁补天也是同时做出来一样的选择。 Chu Yang died, I lived am not having any meaning. 楚阳死了,我活着也没什么意思了。 Such being the case, might as well walk together. 既然如此,不如一起走吧。 This life the reason is shallow, the hope can make husband and wife next life again, carries first! 今生缘浅,祈求来生可以再做夫妻,相携一世! Long time after long time,...... 良久良久之后…… Well?” In the Mo Qingwu eye pupil is also still glittering the clear tears, is actually greatly calls out in alarm one for the surprise: What's wrong...... Meets this appearance?” “咦?”莫轻舞眼眸中兀自还闪烁着晶莹泪光,却是大为诧异地惊呼一声:“怎么……会这个样子呢?” Wu Qianqian and Tie Butian simultaneously turn the head to fix the eyes on to look. 乌倩倩铁补天同时转头定睛看去。 Also is simultaneously the surprise, called pleasantly surprised: Well?” 也是同时诧异的、惊喜的叫了起来:“咦?” Because...... Three females also discovered that three swords simultaneously insert, to insert extremely deeply, the fatal lethal weapon, the wound place least bit bloodstain has not seeped out sufficiently unexpectedly!? 因为……三女同时发现,那三把剑同时插进去、插得极深,足以致命的凶器,伤口处居然半点血迹也没有渗出!? Although Chu Yang the aura tends to be weak, but hasn't the mouth spat blood? Received such heavy wound, should spit dozens two blood to be reasonable? 楚阳虽然气息渐趋微弱,但嘴里怎么就没吐血呢?受了这么重的伤,怎么也应该吐个几十两的血才合乎情理呢? But this is not seemingly strangest, what is truly strangest is...... The body of Chu Yang falls on the ground, three swords completely do not have the handle to enter, wound position only remaining Sword Hilt...... But in another side of body, does not have Sword Point to penetrate unexpectedly. 而这貌似还不算最离奇的,真正最最离奇的是……楚阳的身体摔在地上,三把剑尽都没柄而入,伤口位置只剩下剑柄……但在身体的另一边,居然没有剑尖穿透出来。 What situation is this? 这是什么情况? This...... What's all this about? 这……这是怎么回事? The side lies down on the ground thinks oneself died, was only actually feeling that from waiting for death Chu Yang how oneself body did not hurt, suddenly some surprise, blinked saying: This what situation, haven't I died? How to hurt? Is because too lulled sorely, returned to consciousness just before dying? I am also fear death, do not play me again, gives me happily one......” 侧躺在地上以为自己死定了,正自等死的楚阳却只感觉到自己的身体怎地不疼了呢,一时间有些诧异,眨眨眼睛说道:“这什么情况,我怎么还没死?怎么都不疼了呢?是因为太疼麻痹了,还是回光返照呢?我也是怕死的,不要再玩我了,给我一个痛快吧……” You!” Saw with own eyes that somebody more said the air/Qi is fuller, does not have the least bit injured sign again, three females for it illness brought on by the obstruction of flow of vital energy. “你!”眼见某人越说中气越足,再无半点受伤的迹象,三女不禁为之气结。 Mo Qingwu cautious and solemn tests to handle gently the flip to touch Sword Hilt on Chu Yang forehead...... 莫轻舞小心翼翼地试着用手轻轻碰了碰楚阳额头上的剑柄…… ! 噗! A light sound, that is only in the key position, Sword Hilt smoothly changed to one air dissipations not to have the trace alarmed. 一声轻响,那只处于关键位置,触目惊心地剑柄应手化作了一片空气消散无踪。 On somebody's forehead sends has not damaged, seemingly a red seal does not have. 某人的额头上毫发未损,貌似连个红印子都没有。 „......” Mo Qingwu is with tears excited yelled that called, while the dripping tears, Wu Qianqian and Tie Butian were also so, did not have any demeanor bearing to say again, feels own heart to the present in jumping madly of pu pu pu. “哇哇哇……”莫轻舞含着眼泪哇哇兴奋得大叫,一边叫,一边哗哗的淌眼泪,乌倩倩铁补天也是如此,再无任何风度气度可言,到现在才感觉自己的心在噗噗噗的乱跳。 Is anxious is similar to beats a drum. 紧张得如同擂鼓。 Wu Qianqian and Tie Butian are almost simultaneously are putting out a hand to that other two Sword Hilt, is not accidental, another two Sword Hilt similarly are also puff two, changed to the air. Dissipation in world. 乌倩倩铁补天几乎是在同时伸手向那另外的两个剑柄,并无意外,另外两个剑柄同样也是噗噗两声,化作了空气。消散于天地之间。 A heart giant stone falls to the ground the instantaneous three females not to evade anything, being burning with impatience rips open the Chu Yang clothes , the sword locates smooth skins, does not have including the little bloodstain. 心头一块巨石落地瞬间的三女再也不避讳什么,心急火燎的就把楚阳的衣服撕开,果然,中剑处一片光滑的皮肤,连一点点的血痕都没有。 Three females simultaneously cover to be quiet, wū wū cries. 三女同时捂住嘴,呜呜的哭起来。 Wild with joy that this moment, the fear and fear, are survivor of disaster, happy, excited...... All sort of mood well up in abundance, 这一刻,恐惧、后怕、劫后余生的狂喜,高兴,兴奋……诸般情绪纷纷涌上心头、 Naturally, this time happy and excited gets the absolute winning side. 当然,这一次高兴与兴奋是占据绝对上风的。 Almost the sorrowful collapse, now is almost a moment ago wild with joy to the situation of collapse, spoke incoherently, dances with joy. 刚才差点悲痛的崩溃,现在却几乎狂喜到了崩溃的地步,语无伦次,手舞足蹈。 You have not died...... wū wū...... Good...... You have not died...... Thanks heaven and earth......” three females to sob at the same time, wild with joy class tears, while is speaking incoherently excitedly. “你没死……呜呜……太好了……你没死……谢天谢地……”三女一边呜咽着,一边狂喜的流眼泪,一边兴奋地语无伦次着。 Chu Yang blinks, does intentionally very strenuously the say/way: What's wrong...... How?” 楚阳眨眨眼,故作很‘吃力’的道:“怎……怎么了?” Three females simultaneously throw to him on, howls: May scare to death me a moment ago......” 三女同时扑到他身上,嚎啕大哭:“刚才可吓死我了……” Chu Yang opens eyes, suddenly somewhat is unintelligible. At this time truly felt that the body was not sore, say/way of wondering: What's all this about......” 楚阳睁着眼,突然有些不知所云。这时候才真正感觉到身体一点也不疼,纳闷的道:“这是怎么回事啊……” Airborne, suddenly transmits one to laugh. 空中,突然传来一阵大笑。 That is one fills to take pleasure in others'misfortunes, practical joke to prevail, is very the self-satisfied dreadful laughter. 那是一个充满幸灾乐祸、恶作剧得逞、很是志得意满的猥琐笑声。 Hahahaha...... Finally was swindled...... In laughter that hahahaha......” lets success go to the head, besides the dreadfulness, seemingly also brims with the flavor/smell that is owing to punch. “哈哈哈哈……终于还是上当了吧……哈哈哈哈……”得意忘形的笑声中,除了猥琐之外,貌似还洋溢着欠揍的味道。 Ahem, trap that I establish, where has such feels better ha...... I most like seeing others stunned expression haha......” “哼哼,我设置的陷阱,哪里有这么好过的哇哈哈哈……我最喜欢看到别人错愕的表情啦哇哈哈……” An empty shade of white clothing youth, in airborne appears gradually, is holding the belly, smiles leans this way and that to be overjoyed: I most like the practical joke...... The success of each practical joke lets my whole body simply properly, can smile for a long time the roar roar roar......” 一个白衣少年的虚影,在空中渐次浮现,捧着肚子,笑得东倒西歪乐不可支:“我最喜欢恶作剧啦哈哈哈哈……每一次恶作剧的成功简直让我浑身熨帖,能笑好久吼吼吼……” ............ …………
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