The thief who these people of the past few days get down early mix was ripe, cracked a joke does not have anything to abstain from that was any words dares to say the drop. 这几人这几天下来早已经混的贼熟了,开起玩笑来根本没什么忌讳,那是啥话都敢说滴。 Tan Tan cynically: „I said that anyone, your boy follows daily in that Younger Sister Bai behind the body, results in insect, are you tired?” 谈昙阴阳怪气:“我说那谁,你小子天天跟在那位白妹妹身后屁颠屁颠的,跟个屁虫似得,你到底累不累啊？” Yao Ningning flushed with excitement: „Gentle and graceful girl gentleman quite gathers together, what do you know?” 妖宁宁面红耳赤:“窈窕淑女君子好逑,你又知道什么？” Tan Tan has cut one, said: „How I do not know that is you do not know is good the metropolis the strongest playboy! If others have that a wee bit meaning that to you, what a pity others do not have the meaning to you, you clearly is a heat. Is much hotter............ Your boy facial skin thickness is also one certainly, takes a broad view at the world, except for my Apprentice Brother, on answer you.” 谈昙切了一声,道:“我怎么就不知道,是你不知道好不好都市之最强纨绔！若是人家对你有那么丁点意思那也还罢了,可惜人家根本就对你没意思,你分明就是一头热。偏偏还热得热火朝天的……啧啧……你小子这脸皮厚度也算是一绝,放眼天下,除了我师兄,也就得数你了。” In the past few days, Bai Shixuan, although at times with Yao Ningning in revolutions, but goal very very unusual being clear of small girl: Must look for Cultivation inheritance of Wind Fox clan, how has some Crown Prince such triumphant child not to use. 这几天里,白诗璇虽然时时跟着妖宁宁在转,但小丫头的目的很十分非常的明确:就是要找风狐一族的修炼传承,有某太子这样的凯子如何不大加利用。 Yao Ningning naturally is strikes one's chest to comply, but the issue is that thing that the small girl needs, rank quite high, at present in the Monster Empress hand, even if Monster Empress has agreed that must arrive at coming out that the place has been able to take \; But Bai Shixuan this small girl clarifies is relies on to be ignorant of affair, therefore does not see the rabbit not to scatter the hawk: Your present idle talk spoken lines words who believes you? As long as there is „Crown Prince” this reputation is really the prestige not drops! 妖宁宁自然是拍着胸脯答应,但问题是小丫头需要的那东西,等级相当的高,目前都在妖后手中,就算妖后首肯了,也是要到了地头才能拿的出来啊\;而白诗璇这小丫头摆明就是自恃不谙世事,所以就是不见兔子不撒鹰:你现在空口说白话谁相信你呀？但凡有“太子”这个名头的实在是信誉不怎么地滴！ Therefore Yao Ningning the past few days, sincerity worries disconsolately. 所以妖宁宁这几天惆怅至极,真心犯愁。 So long as with Bai Shixuan in the same place, cannot say that two words, the topic can turn round on Wind Fox inheritance, wants to discuss that love affair anything, or spoke a joke anything, this young girl was the sprouting type that did not understand quite the same as, adorable was adorable, was...... 只要跟白诗璇在一起,说不了两句话,话题就能拐弯到了风狐传承上面,想要谈点风花雪月什么的,或者讲一个笑话啥的,这小妞儿就是一副浑然不懂的萌样,可爱是可爱,可是…… „Words said that matter of that day...... Ha. May laugh at me really......” Yao Ningning. “话说那天那事儿……哈哈哈。可真笑死我了……”妖宁宁。 „Em, is very funny, that what does inheritance that the Ning Ning Elder Brother, you mentioned before have really? Has really?” Bai Shixuan. “恩,却是真的很好笑,宁宁哥,你之前提到的那什么传承真的有么？真有吧？”白诗璇。 „Words said that someone...... The fellow was too interesting...... The matter is this......” Yao Ningning. “话说那谁谁……那家伙太有趣了哈哈……事情是这样子……”妖宁宁。 „Em, is very interesting, the Ning Ning Elder Brother, what with me can you describe that inheritance to be concrete?” Bai Shixuan. “恩,真的很有趣啊,宁宁哥,你能跟我描述一下那传承具体啥样子？”白诗璇。 „That matter, I have used energy really the untold hardships......” Yao Ningning. “还有那件事,我真是费劲了千辛万苦……”妖宁宁。 „Em, really very untold hardships. Ning Ning Elder Brother, that inheritance......” Bai Shixuan. “恩,真的很千辛万苦。宁宁哥,那传承……”白诗璇。 Several times fight, the Yao Ningning whole body is incapable of being defeated. 几次交手下来,妖宁宁浑身无力败下阵来。 Almost each time talked is this, looked for Tan Tan to complain more than once: „Elder Brother you said that you give to figure out. Has ‚really very untold hardships’ this view?” 差不多每次谈话都是这样,已经找谈昙抱怨了不止一次:“哥您说说,您给评评理。有‘真的很千辛万苦’这种说法么？” Yao Ningning is resigned-looking: „The ideological structure of this girl with common woman completely different...... Others should smile have not gasped for breath, she is winking the simple-hearted big eye there very pure asks the inheritance matter, I......” 妖宁宁一脸无奈:“这丫头的思想构造就跟一般女人完全两样……别人都应该笑得喘不过气了,她就在那里眨着天真无邪的大眼睛很单纯的问传承的事,我……” Tan Tan and Chu Le'er do not spare a glance: These that you spoke, called the story? Also felt all right to speak any joke, did not say other, said that your eloquence, really with did not get rid...... Also. You see who has spoken the joke the time, the person who listens to has not smiled, that finally spoke has not started saying that the main text first has smiled hover between life and death, smiled is really too that anything...... 谈昙和楚乐儿对此不屑一顾:就你丫讲的那些,也叫故事？也好意思说什么笑话,不说别的,就说你的口才吧,实在是拿不出手啊……再说了。你见过谁讲笑话的时候,听的人还没笑呢,结果讲的这个还没开始说正文呢就已经先自己笑得死去活来,笑点实在是太那啥了…… Do you do the action art to speak the joke? 你丫搞行为艺术呢还是讲笑话呢？ Drew back 10,000 steps to say again...... Bai Shixuan has mixed with Mo Qingwu. Your so-called jokes, the so-called story, the light hears from Chu Yang there, it is estimated that also early listened to several thousands. The ear can draw out the cocoon. The majority has duplicated, with keen interest pleasure that you also spoke unexpectedly. The small girl have not gotten angry with you, it is estimated that is the small girl is good-hearted, look at you to say very tired, is not cruel enough...... 再退10000步说了……白诗璇可是一直跟着莫轻舞混来着。你那些所谓的笑话,所谓的故事,光是从楚阳那里听到得,估计也早已经听了万儿八千的。耳朵都能起了茧子了。大部分都重复了,你居然还讲的津津有味。小丫头没跟你翻脸,估计都是小丫头心地善良,看你讲得挺累,不忍心…… Drew back 20,000 steps to say again and again...... These that you spoke compared with the Chu Yang eloquence and story...... 再再退20000步说了……你讲的这些跟楚阳的口才和阅历比起来…… With the little words not of pleasant to hear, that simply is lump of excrement! 用不好听一点点的话来说,那简直就是一坨屎！ Who is interested in listening? Who can be interested in listening?! 谁有兴趣听？谁能有兴趣听？！ Thanks to you also think very interesting, but also always enjoys full of enthusiasm...... Also let alone the small girl, both of us was not cruel enough to listen...... Occasionally listens one time, holds one type ‚to look Yao Ningning is very awkwardly interesting’ mentality...... 亏你自己还觉得很有趣,还兴致勃勃乐此不疲的……也别说小丫头了,连我们俩都不忍心听了……偶尔听一次,也是抱着一种‘看妖宁宁尴尬实在很有趣’的心态…… „Elder Brother Tan, you said that this matter was really greatly has also felt strange......” Yao Ningning face miserable. “谈哥,你说这事儿也真是巨奇怪了……”妖宁宁一脸悲催。 „How to feel strange?” Tan Tan shows the whites of the eyes to nip the grass stem, face a Iron Blood of military spirit of bored opposition to Japan. “咋就奇怪了？”谈昙翻着白眼咬着草梗,一脸的无聊抗日之铁血军魂。 „You said me...... Picks up a little girl so to be how difficult?” Yao Ningning is dejected, a face is disconsolate: „My he felt strange that I want the family background to have the family background, wants the moral behavior to have the moral behavior, wants the look to have the look, wants skill to have skill, wants the status to have the status, wants the stature to have the stature, wants the demeanor to have the demeanor, wants temperament to have temperament, how......” “你说我……泡个妞咋这么难呢？”妖宁宁颓然,一脸惆怅:“我他么的就奇了怪了,我要家世有家世,要人品有人品,要相貌有相貌,要功夫有功夫,要地位有地位,要身材有身材,要风度有风度,要气质有气质,怎么就……” „Vomits......” “呕……” „Vomits......” “呕……” Him do not end, that side in Chu Le'er and Tan Tan have vomited together are thin crash-bang. 他这边还没要完,楚乐儿和谈昙那边已经一起呕吐得稀里哗啦了。 „You want the narcissism to have the narcissism, must have the shamelessness shameless, is concerned about face has a face thick-skinnedly thick-skinnedly, wanted......” Chu Le'er one continuous to say. “你要自恋有自恋,要无耻有无耻,要脸皮厚有脸皮厚,要……”楚乐儿一迭连声的说了下去。 The Yao Ningning complexion turned into the bitter melon color immediately: „I said that the younger sister you do not need such to attack me...... How I said again is also the solemn Old Nine Heavens Crown Prince party......” 妖宁宁的脸色顿时就变成了苦瓜色:“我说,妹妹您不用这么打击我吧……我再怎么说也是堂堂的九重天阙太子党啊……” Chu Le'er facial color one cold: „Did not say other, said that you pose as the Crown Prince party, the small girl definitely could not have a liking for you, yourself pondered over. Old Nine Heavens does Crown Prince have the good person?” 楚乐儿面色一寒:“不说别的,就说你以太子党自居,小丫头就肯定看不上你了,你自己琢磨琢磨。九重天阙的太子有好人吗？” The Yao Ningning facial color is one black: „Em...... Em...... Probably...... Probably, but also does not have the good person, is not right, I am a good person!” 妖宁宁面色就是一黑:“恩……恩……好像……好像,还真没好人,不对啊,我是好人哪！” Le'er was happy, hey said: „You is a good person, you are the good person you are also not the person of good person classify with yourself these, you said that you are not that anything, is that anything!” 乐儿乐了,嘿嘿道:“你是好人,你是好人你还把那些个不是好人的人跟你自己归类,你说你不是那啥,还是那啥！” The Yao Ningning facial color is blacker: „I also really am that anything, how I have not thought that my really that anything......” 妖宁宁面色更黑:“我还真是那啥,我咋就没想到呢,我真那啥啊……” The Tan Tan rare stern said: „Yao Ningning, I told you properly that this matter, you cannot such manage, you must to manage are good.” 谈昙罕见的正色说道:“妖宁宁,我跟你正经说,这个事情,你可不能这么办,你得要那么办才行。” Yao Ningning the spirit shakes immediately: „Big Brother, you advise me in a big hurry...... You experience richly, was the seasoned person, the brothers all counts on you, asked......” 妖宁宁顿时精神一震:“大哥,您老快快指教指教我……您老经验丰富,乃是过来人,兄弟就全指望你了,拜托了……” Tan Tan is supine the neck hehe to smile, self-satisfied very: „That is that is, as easy as lifting one's hand, easy as pie.” 谈昙仰着脖子呵呵一笑,得意非常:“那是那是,举手之劳,易如反掌。” Chu Le'er focuses to say slantingly: „Yo, is something experience of Big Brother Tan so rich? It seems like is to train is many, I and others saw the Danfeng elder sister time, certainly well said with her, no wonder her heart is dead with no plans for anything new with you. Originally you experience such richly...... Also does not know that has soaked several hundred little girl?” 楚乐儿斜着眼说道:“哟,谈大哥的某事经验这么丰富么？看来是历练多多,那我等见到了丹凤姐的时候,一定跟她好好说道说道,怪不得她那么死心塌地的跟着你呢。原来你经验这么丰富……也不知道泡过几百个妞儿了吧？” „Paternal grandmother, my young great aunt......” Tan Tan a face emaciated look, begged humbly immediately, almost tears tears crossflow, a face compared with bitter melon also painstakingly, reverent was extremely begging humbly to Chu Le'er: „Paternal grandmother...... I later called your paternal grandmother line not, felt sorry for my this really unable to withstand to toss about the old bones, you enlarged ones vision, high master. Works as me...... That anything, putting......” “奶奶,我的小姑奶奶……”谈昙顿时一脸菜色,打躬作揖,几乎涕泪横流,一张脸比苦瓜还苦,虔诚万分的对着楚乐儿打躬作揖:“奶奶……我以后叫您奶奶行不,可怜我这把老骨头实在是经不起折腾啊,你就开开眼,高高手。把我当个……那啥,给放了吧……” Yao Ningning stared in a big way the eye: „Big Brother Tan, you did not say that you at home is a household head? You said that what is what? sister-in-law never dares to answer? Your this how............” 妖宁宁瞪大了眼:“谈大哥,您不是说您在家里是一家之主？您说什么就是什么？嫂子从来不敢回话的么？您这怎么……呜……” The words have not said that had been covered the mouth by Tan Tan: „The person who is all brawn and no brains of your this drop dead! He is our brothers in the words that the same place spoke, but currently does not have your sister-in-law boudoir honey here...... Can this grade of words can it be that speak irresponsibly casually? Your he must kill me to be inadequate! Your this stupid thing. My lemon spot you, you how on a least bit doesn't straighten out?!” 话没说完,就被谈昙一把捂住了嘴:“你这个杀千刀的夯货！那他么是咱们兄弟在一起的时候说的话吗,可现在不是有你嫂子的闺蜜在这里么……这等话岂是可以随便乱说的？你他么的要害死我不成吗！你这个二货。我都白点化你了,你怎么就一点半点的都不开窍呢？！” Chu Le'er already cynically has smiled: „, so that's how it is, so that's how it is, while still alive while still alive...... While still alive while still alive......” 楚乐儿已经阴阳怪气的笑了起来:“哦,原来如此,原来如此,哦活活活活……哦活活活活……” „Ended, thorough ended......” an old society of Tan Tan face, stamps the feet the deep sigh. “完了,彻底的完了……”谈昙一脸的旧社会,跌足长叹。 Yao Ningning hearing this. Questioning that still never says die: „How you have not taught me to do, you......” 妖宁宁闻言。兀自锲而不舍的追问:“您还没教我到底该怎么做呢,您……” Tan Tan said wickedly: „Does? Very simple! You from now on, in broad daylight on light walking of buttocks fully naked, is swaying in front of Bai Shixuan especially. Touches her with your special skill and Outstanding Duxing (solitary), certainly is effective!” 谈昙恶狠狠地说道:“怎么做？很简单！你从现在开始,大白天的就光着屁股一丝不挂的走路,尤其在白诗璇面前晃来晃去。用你的特长与特立独行来打动她,一定管用！” „Except for this, eating meal time do not eat meal, you eat the excrement before her! Believes that she will certainly fall in love your! This is I teaches your bubble little girl rare book scholars loose full text reading!” “除了这个,吃饭的时候你也别吃饭了,你在她面前吃屎！相信她一定会爱上你的！这就是我教你的泡妞秘籍士子风流全文阅读！” Tan Tan uses up crying in bottom. Stands up, leaves in a huff. 谈昙竭斯底里的大叫一声。站起身来,拂袖而去。 Your younger sister. You uncover my ins and outs in front of the Chu Le'er this Xie Danfeng hardcore boudoir honey, making the father want the dark day shortly soon, his is thinking unexpectedly also makes me teach you to pick up the little girl? How you ponder over! 你妹的。你在楚乐儿这个谢丹凤的铁杆闺蜜面前揭我的老底,让老子眼看着就要暗天无日,丫的居然还想着让我教你怎么泡妞？你怎么琢磨的的！ Real his mother brain show teased...... 真他娘脑筋秀逗了…… Tan Tan walked. 谈昙已经走了。 Yao Ningning is still staring the eye of innocent, uninformed at sea, therefore. 妖宁宁兀自瞪着无辜的眼睛,茫然不知所以。 Really has not done to understand that oneself was that a few words stirs up Big Brother Tan to be angry? 实在是没搞明白,自己是那一句话惹得谈大哥生气了？ „This...... Stripped off the clothes bare to run...... Seemingly is not any great idea ............” Yao Ningning to think likely with hardship, said to Chu Le'er: „As for eating the excrement difficulty was too rather big...... This, too heavy taste...... Will Bai Shixuan like really? Le'er, you relate very well, your does like?” “这个……脱光了衣服裸跑……貌似不像是什么好主意啊…………”妖宁宁苦苦思索,对楚乐儿道:“至于吃屎难度未免太大了些……这个,太重口味……难道白诗璇真的会喜欢？乐儿,你们关系挺好,你本人喜欢吗？” Chu Le'er saw out of breath, one hear of these words that the farce smiles at present, stand up a foot to stamp on Yao Ningning, gets angry: „You like!” 楚乐儿本来见眼前闹剧笑的上气不接下气,一听这句话,站起身来一脚跺在妖宁宁身上,怒道:“你才喜欢！” Has turned the head to go indignantly. 转过头愤愤而去。 Yao Ningning scratches the head to mutter: „Doesn't this like? I do not like......” 妖宁宁挠着头喃喃道:“这是不喜欢吗？我也不喜欢的……” Not far away, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma ornamental cloth hung over a doorway looks at the day, thing that as if in the sky so many worth look, unexpectedly was supine the neck to be motionless. 不远处,胡叔叔和马叔叔仰脸看天,似乎天空中有那么多的值得看的东西,居然仰着脖子不动了。 Sees only their Adam's apples to move, seemingly is...... 只见两人的喉结在一动一动,貌似是…… Seemingly does not know that is doing. 貌似是不知道在干什么。 „Well? What's all this about?” Chu Le'er just entered the Chu Yang carriage, loudly has called out in alarm. “咦？这是怎么回事？”楚乐儿刚刚进入楚阳的马车,就大声惊叫了起来。 People hearing this the rapid past examined immediately that now any matter cannot compare some King of Hell present condition to come critically. 众人闻言立即飞速过去查看,现在任何事也比不得某阎王眼前的状况来得紧要。 Sees only in the compartment, before Chu Yang one such as, general peaceful is lying down, the whole face completely is tranquil. However his body, unceasingly is actually braving the mystical white lights layer by layer. 只见车厢里,楚阳一如之前一般安静的躺着,满脸尽是恬静。然而他的身上,却正在不断的冒出来一层又一层的神异白光。 This dense white light, unexpectedly was pure to extreme world spiritual energy, looked like a layer upon layer thorough silk screen, on Chu Yang layer by layer was covering unceasingly, as if must cover thoroughly Chu Yang. 这氤氲的白光,竟然是精纯到了极点的天地灵气,就像是一层层绵密的丝网,在楚阳身上一层又一层的不断覆盖着,仿佛要将楚阳彻底掩盖起来。 The people look at this astonishing one helplessly, really thinks that does not understand exactly what happened. 众人眼睁睁的看着这惊人的一幕,实在是想不明白到底发生了什么事情。 ............ ………… ps: ps: The « yesterday mood was very depressed, has sent the second chapter, arranged the group messaging to send: I am very depressed today, wants to drink, does anyone of you have free time? I in lamb...... Then I took taxi lamb, sat in hall and the others. 《昨天心情很郁闷,发了第二章,就编了信息群发出去:我今天很郁闷,想喝酒,你们谁有空？我在小肥羊……然后我就打车去了小肥羊,坐在大厅等人。 A half hour, the ally came three, schoolmate, friend, old colleague, sends small two \; Rushes hurriedly, mouths do not have shade, the speech is all sorts of strange and unusual. 半小时,战友来了三个,同学俩,朋友一个,旧同事一位,发小两位\;风风火火赶到,一个个嘴无遮拦,说话千奇百怪。 „Who is depressed, is depressed? Saying makes the master happy......” “谁郁闷,多郁闷？说出来让爷乐乐……” „Who is depressed, comes out to study the dog to call quickly, then not depressed......” “谁郁闷,快出来学狗叫,接着就不郁闷……” The younger sister, the servers of lamb smiled to pull out...... 妹的,小肥羊的服务生都笑抽了…… Selected the hot pot to start to eat, the hurricane, drank evening's eight o'clock, one group of 56 people looked: Saw that your information knew free hot pot eats, everybody drank half to come...... 点了火锅开始吃,一路狂飙,喝到晚上八点钟,又有一伙56人找过来:看到你信息得知有免费火锅吃,大家喝了一半就来了…… Frightens me immediately not to be depressed, hurries to summon the boss: Trades the liquor, on white liquor. Luzhou originally does not drink 吓得我立马不郁闷了,赶紧呼唤老板:换酒,上二锅头。原本的泸州不喝了 , These many people are too expensive...... ,这么多人太贵…… 9 : 30 does accounts, calculates slightly 2000, I who loves dearly at the scene...... Almost pulls out. 九点半算账,一算小2000,当场心疼的我……差点抽过去。 After the paralysis, cannot be depressed...... This is the business of spending...... » 麻痹以后不能郁闷啊……这都是花钱的买卖啊……》