TTNH :: Volume #21

#2071: Is perfectly suited to each other two stupid thing


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That person shakes the upper arm to go down staircase, raises head, the nostril faces upwards, has blown one nose wool that gently flutters the nostril to come, in nose wool elegant blowing off, this person flings the hair, brushing, flung that full noisy hair in one side. 那人晃着膀子走下楼梯,一仰头,鼻孔朝天,轻轻地吹了一口飘出鼻孔来的鼻毛,在鼻毛飘逸的吹散之中,这人一甩头发,“刷”的一声,将那满头乱哄哄的头发都甩在了一边。 I am the present am occupied by that guest in Heaven-class Number One room!” This person focuses slantingly: In other words, I am that person who you want to catch up with outward!” “我就是现在居住在天字一号房的那位客人!”这人斜着眼:“换言之,我就是你们想要往外赶的那个人!” Saying, the whole body was twitching unexpectedly, the convulsion expanded and contracted the buttocks generally, said: Am I very handsome? You look at me a moment ago, was shocked by my appearance?!” 说着,浑身居然抽搐了一下,痉挛一般的伸缩了一下屁股,道:“我是不是很帅?刚才你那么看我,是不是被我的容颜震撼到了?!” „......” Lord Crown Prince stares, suddenly in feeling mind a blank. “嗬嗬嗬嗬……”太子爷瞪着眼睛,突然感觉脑海中一片空白。 Although I truly was shocked by your appearance, the result cannot deny, but in the truth differed disparately, defeated the purpose radically, the different said! 虽然我确实是被你的“容颜”震撼到了,结果不容抹杀,但内中道理相差得太悬殊了,根本南辕北辙,天差地远的说吧! As entire Monster Race Lord Crown Prince, generally may also be considered as on is the experienced and knowledgeable high-level character . Moreover, in entire Nine Heavens, in Monster Race is long grotesque absolutely is the first place. But, even if so, actually absolutely has not thought in this world some people to grow rarely seen so! 作为整个妖族太子爷,大抵也可算得上是见多识广的高级人物,而且,在整个九重天阕之中,妖族之中长得奇形怪状的绝对是稳居首位的。但,就算是如此,却也绝对没有想到这世上会有人长得如此奇葩 Has a dream cannot think of Am I very handsome, was shocked such phrase by my appearance, unexpectedly can say from front monster mouth, conscience where?! 更做梦也想不到‘我是不是很帅,是不是被我的容颜震撼到了’这样的字眼,居然能够从面前这个怪物口中说出来,良心何在?! On your this welldoing, where also feels all right to ask my morality and justice? Axiom where? 就你这德行的,也好意思问我道义何在?公理何在? Has been startled long time long time, Lord Crown Prince flies into a rage suddenly, in an instant unexpectedly had forgotten the opposite party does not let the matter of house, infinite angry points at somebody shouts to clear the way: „Your you...... You spoke this saying, you have not to have conscience a little! You asked this saying, your not a guilty conscience?!” 怔了良久良久,太子爷突然勃然大怒,刹那间居然忘记了对方不让房子的事情,无限愤怒的戟指喝道:“你你你……你说这话,你还有没有点良心!你问这话,你都不亏心的吗?!” Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma that once said, the ignition will get rid of heard that the danger is steep but actually! 一言既出,正要发火出手的胡叔叔马叔叔闻之险险绝倒! The question of opposite party is above common sense without doubt, but the reply of our Lord Crown Prince actually seemingly is peaks tower magnificently! Mysteriously appear and disappear! 对方的问话无疑是超乎常理,但咱们太子爷的回答却貌似更加是奇峰突起!神出鬼没! Conflict that should get up immediately, leaning by the opposite party a few words belt...... Moreover went to having nothing to do with one another place. Moreover the Lord Crown Prince thread of conversation so is also good to bring. Following on leaning the past, does not bring to turn head. 本应马上就起来的冲突,被对方一句话带偏了……而且偏到了风马牛不相及的地方。而且太子爷的话头也这么好带。顺着就偏了过去,都不带回头的。 Naturally must guard against sudden counter-attack of this strange fellow, becoming angry out of shame should basic be a foregone conclusion...... 当然也要防备着这古怪家伙的突然反扑,恼羞成怒应该基本已经成定局了…… That odd person heard these words unexpectedly, seemingly somewhat is pleased with oneself suddenly very much, said: „Does your boy know my wife?” 不意那怪人听说了这句话,突然间貌似很非常有些沾沾自喜,道:“你小子认识我老婆?” Lord Crown Prince immediately is at a total loss, which this with, subconscious flexure scratching the head, asked: „Do I know your wife?” Is it possible that is a heart this person the mental illness? 太子爷顿时又是丈二和尚摸不到头脑,这都哪跟哪,下意识的挠了挠头,问道:“我认识你老婆?”心道这人莫非是个神经病? This person of delight, two eyebrows looked like convulsion of two earthworms on the face jumped, scary by extremely. Laughs, bright sound track: In the past my wife saw me, the first few words are also such a few words. You a these words saying, made me realize the love flavor/smell a moment ago unexpectedly, thanks......” 这人眉飞色舞,两条眉毛就像是两条蚯蚓在脸上痉挛跳跃了一阵,骇人以极。哈哈一笑,朗声道:“当年我老婆一见到我,第一句话也是这么一句话。你刚才这句话一说,居然让我重新体会到了爱情的味道,谢谢啊……” Love flavor/smell......” Lord Crown Prince such as was struck by lightning, outside burnt/anxious inside by the thunder, was unable to restrain oneself. Did I make you realize the love flavor/smell? Oh...... “爱情的味道……”太子爷如被雷击,被雷得外焦里嫩,不能自已。我让你体会到了爱情的味道?天哪…… Back then. That little mother skin has abandoned my big skill, thinks to sob......” that odd person somewhat to recall. “想当年。那小娘皮可是废了我好大功夫,想想就唏嘘不已……”那怪人有些回忆。 This goods, in this afterward, turned the eyelid to fall into the daydream of past events unexpectedly. 这货,居然在这等事后,翻着眼皮陷入了往事的遐思之中。 What is odder, some Lord Crown Prince will feel unexpectedly in this intermittent fellow sufferers empathize with each other, remembers itself to pursue female difficult is unavailable. Cannot bear nods again and again, deeply has same feeling: Yes...... This pursues the woman, was too difficult. So long as can laugh last, any price is to also be worth......” 更离谱的是,某太子爷竟在这会感觉到一阵阵同病相怜,想起自己追女的艰苦还不可得。忍不住连连点头,深有同感:“是啊……这个追女人,真的太难了。只要能笑到最后,任何代价也是值得的……” Woman which woman......” on that strange face somewhat fondly remembers meaning, is nerve-racking low-spirited. “女人哪女人……”那怪人脸上有些怀念意味,又似是黯然伤神。 Woman which woman......” Lord Crown Prince kept sighing, feeling dejected of sincerity. “女人哪女人……”太子爷长吁短叹,真心的黯然神伤。 Suddenly, Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma look at each other stunned. 一时间,胡叔叔马叔叔相顾愕然。 Shouldn't this they struggle the room? 这俩人不是应该在争房间吗? Under the normal condition process is one must live. Does not let, two people hit in light of this. Then hits killed, at least is also badly beaten is normal? 正常情况之下的过程是一个非要住。一个非不让,两个人就此打起来。然后打得出了人命,至少也是头破血流才是正常的吧? Chatting that now very much the friend gets on well together? 现在怎么就很知己相得的聊上了呢? This what situation? 这什么情况? How can like this?! 怎么会这样子呢?! Actually sees these two to talk incoherently, talks, everybody seemingly does not understand the opposite party said is anything, but thought the words that the opposite party spoke suit own bitter experience, more said that is chummy, more said that more feels sorry not to have met sooner. 却见这两人东一句西一句,你一言我一语,大家貌似都不明白对方说的到底是什么,但却觉得对方说的话非常切合自己的遭遇,越说越是热乎,越说越是相见恨晚。 Brother! Everybody feels like old friends at the first meeting, I asked you to drink, you must give me a face!” Lord Crown Prince straightforward waving. “兄弟!大家一见如故,我请你喝酒,你务必要给我个面子!”太子爷豪爽的一挥手。 This face definitely cannot give!” The odd person stares, straightforward waves: Only if I invites!” “这个面子肯定是不能给的!”那怪人一瞪眼,豪爽的一挥手:“除非是我请!” Ha haha good...... they to laugh well, then, that odd person laughs to walk, unexpectedly such has held in the arms the shoulder of Lord Crown Prince, a two brothers' good appearance, but Lord Crown Prince has not guarded unexpectedly, such was hugged by the opposite party, they put arms around shoulders, said bustling, while looked for a table to sit. “哈哈哈好好好……”两人哈哈大笑,接着,那个怪人大笑着走来,居然就这么一把搂住了太子爷的肩头,一副哥俩好的样子,而太子爷居然也没有防备,就这么被对方搂上了,两人勾肩搭背,一边说得热火朝天,一边找了个桌子坐了上去。 Then they start to pound on the table, starts to shout and wrangle, wants the liquor to order a meal. 接着俩人就开始拍桌子,开始大呼小叫,要酒要菜。 Small two! On liquor! Wants the nice wine!” The odd person is pounding on the table. “小二!上酒!要好酒!”那怪人拍着桌子。 Waiter, serves food, is better dish!” Lord Crown Prince is pounding on the table. “伙计,上菜,要好菜!”太子爷拍着桌子。 Is quicker! Do not rub gently!” The odd people are supine the neck to cry out. “快些!不要磨磨蹭蹭!”怪人仰着脖子叫唤。 Dares to rub gently me to open your shop!” Lord Crown Prince devils. “敢磨蹭我拆了你们店!”太子爷凶神恶煞。 Is quicker! Is so innocent!” They bellow together. “快些!这么不懂事!”两人一起大吼。 Like two bludgers! 就像两个混混! Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma simultaneously felt that own eyeball pounded on the ground. 胡叔叔马叔叔同时感觉自己的眼珠子砸在了地上。 My Fuck! this is also good! 靠!这也行! Can this what situation, how be this appearance?! 这什么情况,怎么会是这个样子呢?! Their puppet general walks, looks that two people who sits facing each other, there in delighted discussion anything, their machinery sat, thorough was speechless. 俩人木偶一般的走过去,看着对坐的那两个人,正在那里都在眉飞色舞的谈论着什么,两人机械的坐了下去,彻底无语了。 Under such urging, hotel where dares to neglect? When are not many, on food and wine complete. 在这样的催促之下,酒店哪里敢怠慢?不多时,酒菜上齐。 Sees only to the surface two people, is leisurely is popular flies horizontally, the mouth froth scatters. Exchanges toasts, that share congenial vigor, not to mention. 只见对着面的两个人,都是逸兴横飞,口沫四溅。推杯换盏,那股子投机劲,就甭提了。 But, was saying was saying, the situation changed. 但,说着说着,情况就改变了。 Only turned into a that odd person saying that some Crown Prince received your advice and listens in reverent attention there peaceful mind. 只变成了那怪人一个人在说,某太子在那里静心聆教、洗耳恭听。 „...... Thereupon, I that monster killing, the Spirit Beast nucleus that will take, has given to her \; Ha, heart dark allow...... Then, his elder brother does not agree with our matters. I am angry, you dare to interfere me and my wife matter, this, I......” “……于是乎,我就把那个怪物给杀了,将取出来的灵兽核,送给了她\;哈哈哈,芳心暗许……然后,他哥哥不同意我们的事。我大怒,你敢干涉我和我媳妇的事,这还了得,我就……” Sputtering that the odd person said that high-spirited and vigorous, is insufferably arrogant, rampant extreme. 那怪人说的口沫横飞,意气风发,不可一世,嚣张万状。 The Lord Crown Prince whole face envies looks, whole face envies is listening. 太子爷满脸羡慕的看着,满脸羡慕的听着。 Because others were pursue finally! 因为人家最终是追到手了啊! On this point, must too many be too many, too many were too many! 就这一点,已经比自己强得太多太多,太多太多了! Which woman......” that odd person felt that the opposite party worships to envy , the vision of some little envy envy. More self-satisfied: „...... My wife, looks like that is is very from the beginning ominous drops, was to afterward. Falls to our hand, that becomes calls one to be soft, naturally, this is soft only to me is this, haha aha......” “女人哪……”那怪人感到对方崇拜羡慕、还有几许嫉妒妒忌的目光。更加洋洋自得:“……我老婆吧,一开始看起来那可是凶得很滴,可是到后来。落到咱的手里,那变得叫一个柔情似水啦,当然,这柔情似水只对我一个人是这样的,哈哈啊哈哈……” Lord Crown Prince mentioned the wine pot. Pours out wine attentively, a face is admiring: Fierce fierce, admire, drinks.” 太子爷提起酒壶。殷勤斟酒,一脸钦佩:“厉害厉害,佩服佩服,喝酒喝酒。” Ha haha......” that odd person, flipped the eyelid with a smile suddenly, said: Yeah. I seemingly have neglected very important matter &\;......” “哈哈哈……”那怪人笑着笑着,突然间翻了翻眼皮,道:“哎。我貌似忽略了一件很重要事情&\;……” Three people simultaneously visit him. 三人同时看着他。 Uncle Hu and Uncle Ma simultaneously in heart anxious: This fellow thinks at this time struggled the matter of room? 胡叔叔马叔叔同时心中紧张:难道这家伙这个时候想起来争房间的事了? Actually sees this person to tap head, saying of being suddenly enlighted: Everybody feels like old friends at the first meeting, I forgot to ask unexpectedly. Do the brothers you name the character? Although intersects in Xin, name anything is a code number, but always knows this code number good quite!” 却见这人一拍脑袋,恍然大悟的说道:“大家一见如故,我居然忘了问。兄弟你叫啥名字?虽说相交于心,姓名什么的不过就是个代号,不过总还是知道这个代号的比较好!” Lord Crown Prince same racket head: „Is is, the little brother listened respectfully to loudly of my dear friend to discuss fascinated, was really is disrespectful. Hasn't consulted my dear friend honored name?!” 太子爷同样一拍脑袋:“是是是,小弟聆听仁兄的大论入迷了,实在是失礼至极。还没请教仁兄尊姓大名?!” They unexpectedly simultaneously embarrasedly smiles, seemingly some greatly do not feel all right. Unified movement: In flexure scalp. Flexure, while smiles embarrasedly. 两人居然都同时讪讪的笑起来,貌似都有些不大好意思。统一动作:都在挠头皮。一边挠,一边讪讪地笑。 Hehehe......” 嘿嘿嘿……” Hehehe......” 嘿嘿嘿……” Puff! 噗噗! Nearby that two super master simultaneously fell under the chair, shook the sides obviously was insufficient, can only the actual drill table. 旁边的那两位超级高手同时摔到了椅子下面,绝倒明显已经不够了,只能实际的钻桌子了。 The grass, in this world can also have this grade of rarely seen unexpectedly, puts arms around shoulders such for a long time, liquor his mother has drunk ten jin (0.5 kg), intimate with putting on pants has resulted, unexpectedly now thinks that asked the opposite party name, moreover two both were...... 草,这世上居然还能有这等奇葩,勾肩搭背这么久,酒他母亲的都喝了十来斤了,亲热的跟穿了一条裤子似得,居然现在才想起来问对方名字,而且还两个都是…… This is in Legend, is not the whole family does not enter a main house gate, this meeting of minds really he is not a least bit! 难道这就是传说中的,不是一家人不入一家门,这臭味相投的真他么不是一点半点啊! This grade of rarely seen too many were also too many, unexpectedly can also have two. Moreover so collecting of chance on same table. 这等奇葩一个也已经太多太多了,居然还能有两个。而且还如此机缘的凑在了同一张桌子上。 Really is...... Opportunity opportunity. In two big high controls sobbed infinitely. 实在是……机遇啊机遇。两大高手心中无限唏嘘。 Both of us can witness this meeting unexpectedly , is really he being most honored! 我们俩居然能见证这一场会面,也真是他么的三生有幸! Little brother called Yao Ningning, may I ask the elder brother given name!” Lord Crown Prince nonstop reported own real name, two masters even without enough time prevented. “小弟叫妖宁宁,敢问兄长大名!”太子爷直通通的就把自己的真实名字报了出来,两位高手甚至来不及阻止。 My Lord Crown Prince, this Yao Ningning, but the Monster Emperor Heaven Crown Prince given name is coming, entire Monster Emperor Heaven who doesn't know? Definitely will not have redundant situation to appear! Perhaps if the average person or does not know, but this fellow tyrannical aura, obviously is a Jiang Hu people, how could to know the Crown Prince name? 我的个太子爷啊,这“妖宁宁”可是妖皇天太子的大名来着,整个妖皇天谁不知道?绝对不会有重复的情况出现!若是普通人或者也许不知,但这家伙一身强横气息,显然是江湖中人,岂能不知道太子名字? This knew who you are , not with all one's might cottons up to you, looked that our Crown Prince soaks the little girl theory to this fellow the worship vigor, that can not want anything to give anything, Sir Crown Prince, you may too that anything! 这一知道了您是谁,还不可劲的跟你套近乎,就看咱们太子对这家伙泡妞理论的崇拜劲,那不得要啥给啥,太子大人,您可太那啥了! You said that you want to become friends, this does not have the issue, but have you also handed over from the violent status? Waits for the opposite party to kowtow toward you. 您说你想要交朋友,这也没问题,可您都自暴身份了还怎么交?就等着对方朝您磕头吧。 That odd person laughs unexpectedly, delighted: Yao Ning Ning? Is a female that trillion Yao? Brother, I have saying that your this name many have not to be inappropriate, sounds like his first place, too that anything.” 不意那怪人哈哈一笑,眉飞色舞:“姚宁宁?是一个女子一个那个兆的‘姚’吧?兄弟,我不得不说,你这名字多少有么点不合适,听起来就像个丫头名,太那啥了。” Unexpectedly starts to make remarks. 居然开始评头论足。 Two big masters look at each other stunned: This best quality, does not know unexpectedly this is the Crown Prince name? 两大高手相顾愕然:这个极品,居然不知道这是太子的名字? Who didn't say?” Lord Crown Prince pats the thigh, with the funds of friend, called out: I also thought so that but my mother does not change to me, I want to change name, finally was scolded one also to hit by my mother, you do not know that yeah, is a long story......” “谁说不是呢?”太子爷一拍大腿,一副得遇知己的款,叫道:“我也是这么觉得的,但我娘就是不给我改,我想改名字,结果被我娘骂了一顿还打了一顿,你都不知道啊,哎,一言难尽……” Your mother is really flamboyant, you have mother to teach......” that odd person very very some saying of envying. “你娘真牛逼,你还有娘管教……”那怪人很非常有些羡慕的说道。 Two Monster Race masters stare dumbfounded looks at one mutually, lowering the head of as if by prior agreement, face speechless drinking tea. 两位妖族高手瞠目结舌的互相看一眼,不约而同的低下头,一脸无语的喝茶。 rarely seen! 奇葩 Absolutely is super rarely seen! 绝对是超级奇葩 Is your mother really flamboyant? Yeah, his mother, but Monster Empress! Solemn one generation of can Monster Empress not be flamboyant? 你娘真牛逼?哎,他娘可是妖后!堂堂的一代妖后能不牛逼吗? .................. ………………
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