„This Young Lady, he was our Manor Lord Chu! Advocations of our village! Our anything matter listens his! We may not have with a Mao NiNi hand tail!” Lightning Snake does not have the loyalty very much betrayed Chu Yang, cries: „Young Lady you must look for Mao NiNi, you look for the Chu Yang important person, we were the sincerity could not find......” “这位小姐,他就是咱们的楚庄主了！咱们的一庄之主了！咱们什么事都听他的！我们可跟猫腻腻一点手尾都没有啊！”闪电蛇很没有义气的就将楚阳出卖了,大叫一声:“小姐您要找猫腻腻,你就找楚阳要人吧,咱们可是真心找不到的……” Then, immediately slips away. 说完,即时溜之乎也。 Chu Yang stares dumbfounded. 楚阳瞠目结舌。 Yelled: „Lightning Snake! Your boy is good, father you for a lifetime, do not count on with the wage!” 大叫道:“闪电蛇！你小子好,老子记你一辈子,甭指望拿薪水了！” But Lightning Snake has disappeared, the sound conveys from afar: „All right, now this world, who also closes right up against the wage to live, I feared that you have forgotten me......” 但闪电蛇已经不见了,声音远远传来:“没事儿,现在这世界,谁还靠着薪水过日子,我就怕您忘了我呢……” In a twinkling, the little girl flew general to/clashes, seizes Chu Yang collar, loudly shouted to clear the way: „Good, was you Mao NiNi hiding, hurried to hand over to Old Lady that boy!” 说时迟那时快,那妞已经飞一般的冲上来,一把揪住楚阳的衣领子,大喝道:“好啊,原来是你把猫腻腻给藏起来了,赶紧把那小子给老娘交出来！” „I......” Chu Yang whole face cold sweat: „This...... You first independently......” “我……”楚阳满脸冷汗:“这个……你先放手……” „Does not drop!” Little girl big eyes are staring Chu Yang: „You are not a good thing! Do not think that you were pure, snort/hum! I saw your wife a moment ago, unexpectedly is two!” “就不放手！”那妞大眼睛瞪着楚阳:“你也不是个好东西！别以为你就多清白了,哼！刚才我看到你老婆了,居然还是俩！” Chu Yang only thought black day pounds the upper body undeserved: „Two wives how?” 楚阳只觉得黑天的冤枉砸上身来:“俩老婆咋了？” „Two wives are not good!” The young girl bellows: „Mao NiNi, if dares to look for two, I have cut him! The man who marries two wives is not a good thing, em, did your two wives, how also pester Mao NiNi? You unexpectedly are multipurpose that anything......” “俩老婆不行！”那小妞大吼一声:“猫腻腻若是敢找俩,我就切了他！娶俩老婆的男人就不是个好东西,恩,你都有俩老婆了,怎么还纠缠猫腻腻？难道你竟是万能那啥……” When the young girl voice is ruthlessly severe, tyrant vision certainly is more direct downward sweeping, to somewhere locks faintly, obviously somebody improper, likely has „under did not have” the matter 小妞语音狠厉之余,霸绝之目光更直接向下扫荡,隐隐向某处锁定,显然某人一个不当,就可能发生“下边没有了”的事情 Chu Yang feels in the pants crotch immediately chilly, as if already by frame on a steel knife, almost scared shitless: „Undeserved. I do not have with Mao NiNi that boy relations, I have a liking for anyone unable to have a liking for that boy......” 楚阳顿时感觉裤裆里冷飕飕的,似乎已经被架上了一把钢刀,差点屁滚尿流:“冤枉啊。我跟猫腻腻那小子一点关系都没有啊,我看上谁也不能看上那小子啊……” Young girl ruthless spicy look really: „What, you said what, can't Mao NiNi that be joined to you? Why can't you have a liking for my Teacher Mao? Do you talk clearly to me?!” 小妞狠辣眼神更甚:“啥,你说啥,猫腻腻那点配不上你？你凭啥看不上咱家猫老师？你给我说清楚？！” Do I drop? Which Mao NiNi your this fiancee in looks, this also too best quality, I a moment ago obviously said following her words, she is how unsatisfied, help! 我滴个天哪？猫腻腻您这未婚妻是在哪找的,这也太极品了,我刚才明明是顺着她的话说得,怎么她还不满意,救命啊！ Chu Yang at this moment, the moral nature only had finally that three characters! 此刻的楚阳,心底就唯有最后那三个字了！ „Hehe, hehe...... My meaning said actually. I cannot be joined to your family/home Teacher Mao, no, is Teacher Mao cannot have a liking for me. What I am, what, didn't you say not?” Chu Yang is about to have cried, direct speaking incoherently, does not know oneself must say anything! “呵呵,呵呵……我的意思其实是说。我配不上您家猫老师,不,是猫老师根本就看不上我。我是啥啊,啥也不是啊,您说是不？”楚阳都快哭了,直接的语无伦次,都不知道自己要说啥了！ „Then right? People. Anything can not have, was a little self-knowledge, you were good!...... Hello, our family/home Mao NiNi that boy, where is, wasn't given to give shelter to by you?!” Complexion simply in other words of young girl changes changes. Slightly relaxes, instant once again vigorous and resolute! “这才对么？人哪。啥都可以没有,就是得有点自知之明,你还算不错！……喂,我们家猫腻腻那小子呢,到底在哪呢,不是被你给窝藏起来了吧？！”小妞的脸色简直就是说变就变。才稍稍缓和,瞬时再度雷厉风行！ „You, you let loose me first. Am I responsible for grasping to you Mao NiNi not to be good? Immediately, immediately!” Chu Yang said. “您,您先放开我。我负责将猫腻腻给你抓出来还不行嘛？立刻,马上！”楚阳道。 The little girl suspects looks at Chu Yang: „Really?” 那妞怀疑的看着楚阳:“真的？” „Deceives your me is Mao NiNi!” Chu Yang took an oath. “骗你我就是猫腻腻！”楚阳赌咒发誓。 „On your this morality moral character unexpectedly very much......” that little girl does not trust looks at Chu Yang: „Unexpectedly also wants to become Mao NiNi? Bah, just said that your a little self-knowledge, you have revealed the secret, original identity fully revealed! Said! You had a liking for this Miss beauty! Is!” “就你这德性的……”那妞居然很不信任的看着楚阳:“居然也想成为猫腻腻？呸,刚说你有点自知之明,你就露馅了,原形毕露了！说！你是不是又看上本姑娘的美色了！是不是！” „Help......” Chu Yang pitiful bellows. Said the innermost thoughts. “救命啊……”楚阳凄惨的大吼一声。把心里话说出来了。 The critical moment, the liberator came finally. 关键时刻,救星终于现身了。 Tie Butian and Wu Qianqian come in waves: „This...... Younger sister......” 铁补天和乌倩倩联袂而来:“这位……妹妹……” The little girl has turned the head. Unexpectedly has smiled, reveals a pair of small canine tooth, suitable „adorable”?!: „Un, two elder sisters are good.” 那妞转过头。居然微笑了一下,露出一对小虎牙,相当的“可爱”？！:“嗯,两位姐姐好。” „Un, the younger sister you let loose him first, making him be responsible for looking for Mao NiNi...... Our three spoke first, drank water anything, younger sister far away came, was the elder sister must call the younger sister one.” The Tie Butian itself as if made by Heaven sovereign bearing, has been giving this young girl greatest security sense and trust of quite the same as at this moment: „As for Mao NiNi, the younger sister may feel relieved greatly that he could not absolutely be inescapable, wraps on us.” “嗯,妹妹你先放开他,让他负责去找猫腻腻……咱们三个先去说说话,喝点水什么,妹妹大老远的来了,做姐姐的怎么也得招呼妹妹一番呢。”铁补天本身浑然天成的皇者气度,在此刻给了这小妞莫大的安全感和信任感:“至于猫腻腻,妹妹大可放心,他绝对跑不了,包在我们身上了。” „Really!?” The little girl is shining the eye, seemingly is really adorable. “真的！？”那妞忽闪着眼睛,貌似是真可爱啊。 „Really! Really!” Tie Butian affirmative nod. “真的！真的！”铁补天肯定的点头。 „That...... Good......” some little girl lets loose Chu Yang finally, making Chu Yang breathe the fresh air finally once again: „I believe two elder sisters.” “那……好吧……”某妞终于放开楚阳,让楚阳终于再度呼吸到了新鲜的空气:“我相信两位姐姐。” „Un, do you name?” The Tie Butian smiling face, in this moment simply was warm kind to the extreme. “嗯,你叫什么名字？”铁补天的笑容,在这一刻简直是温暖亲切到了极点。 „I called Mao Xiaolan.” Meow Clan young girl Mao Xiaolan said: „Although I called slightly lazy, actually I not lazy......” “我叫猫小懒。”喵族小妞猫小懒说道:“虽然我叫小懒,其实我一点也不懒的……” Tie Butian could not bear grinning, said: „Can look, can look, you are not lazy.” 铁补天忍不住咧了咧嘴,道:“看得出来,看得出来,你一点也不懒。” Has a look at garden in confusion, can a lazy person make such powerful effect? 看看狼藉的庭院,一个懒人怎么能够制造出这么强悍的效果呢？ „, This was anything......” Mao Xiaolan has suddenly discovered the new continent, she had discovered Elder Brother Tiger of clever bending down in Tie Butian bosom, could not bear two send directly green: „Quite adorable...... In a big hurry quick, hugs to me him! I am quite rare!” “哇,这是什么……”猫小懒突然发现了新大陆,她发现了乖巧的伏在铁补天怀中的虎哥,忍不住两眼直接就发了绿:“好可爱哦啊啊啊……快快快,把他给我抱抱！我好稀罕啊！” Tie Butian is startled. 铁补天一怔。 Elder Brother Tiger in bosom suddenly is also stunned, from top to bottom has exploded wool. The body bends, is staring Mao Xiaolan, full is the alert. 怀中的虎哥突然间也是一阵错愕,紧接着就把浑身上下的毛都炸了起来。身子弓起来,瞪着猫小懒,满是戒备。 The sincerity is not the air/Qi, but frightens...... 真心不是气的,而是吓得…… Such the female cat of violence, if entered in her hand , the tiger master also does have well?...... 这么暴力的一头母猫,要是真进了她手里,虎爷还有好么？…… „Really is too attractive, was too lovable, I cherished......” the Mao Xiaolan diving posture to snatch: „Ha, if not for were betrothed with Mao NiNi since childhood, I must marry him not to be possible...... Come, hugs quickly to me......” “真是太漂亮啦,太可爱了,我太稀罕了……”猫小懒飞身就来抢:“哇哈哈哈,若不是自幼就跟猫腻腻订了亲,我非要嫁给他不可哇哈哈……来,快给我抱抱……” „Meow......” a Elder Brother Tiger somersault jumps from the Tie Butian bosom, flees to the wilderness, runs away while the whole body to tremble. “喵呜……”虎哥一个筋斗从铁补天怀中跳出来,落荒而逃,一边逃一边浑身哆嗦。 „Whiz” did not have the shadow directly. “嗖”的一声直接就没了影子。 The rapidness of that speed, seriously anxious such as stray cur, like fish that escaped the net, is above mundane thoughts to go boundlessly! 那速度之快,当真急急如丧家之犬,茫茫如漏网之鱼,绝尘而去！ Has exited enough several hundreds of zhang (333 m), the Elder Brother Tiger still lingering fear still saves, does not dare to remain slightly, turns head in a panic, two fears, lest some cat female pursues. My I...... What did I hear a moment ago? This is the how fearful matter...... Her her she...... Unexpectedly must marry me...... Awoo...... 一直出去足足几百丈,虎哥兀自余悸犹存,丝毫不敢稍留,仓皇回头,两眼恐惧,唯恐某猫女追上来。我我……我刚才听到了什么？这是多么可怕的事情……她她她……居然要嫁给我……嗷呜…… Help...... 救命啊…… My God my place my god my benefactor of...... 我的天我的地我的神我的恩人啊…… The Elder Brother Tiger whole body shakes was similar to old mother pig shakes chaff this to be too fearful! 虎哥浑身抖的如同老母猪筛糠这可太可怕了！ Chu Yang such as hoodwinks the Imperial kindness pardon, loosens own earliest possible time in Mao Xiaolan, then flees to the wilderness, the rapidness of speed, is not not as good compared with Lightning Snake or Elder Brother Tiger! 楚阳如蒙皇恩大赦,在猫小懒松开自己的第一时间,即可落荒而逃,速度之快,绝不比闪电蛇或者虎哥稍逊！ Really was too fearful...... Sincerity is not general fearful...... 实在是太可怕了……真心的不是一般的可怕…… I finally understood now why Mao NiNi must hide. Why must run away...... 我现在终于明白了猫腻腻为何要躲。为何要逃了…… Why cultivation base such does not calculate high time on impatient runs away...... 为什么修为这么不算高的时候就迫不及待的逃出来…… I understood! Really! Sincerity! 我理解了！真的！真心的！ Teacher Mao sincerity is not easy! 猫老师真心的太不容易了！ However, how even if he is not again easy unable so the source of trouble to direct in my family! 但是,就算他再怎么不容易也不能将如此祸水引到我家里来啊！ Read and this, Chu Yang immediately the anger of full belly! 一念及此,楚阳顿时满肚子的怒火！ In Chu Family courtyard warehouse covert corner, Chu Yang had found Teacher Mao familiar and easy. Sees only the Teacher Mao body to roll up behind one pile of junks, this meeting is the ghastly pale look. 在楚家大院仓库的一个隐蔽角落处,楚阳轻车熟路地找到了猫老师。只见猫老师身体蜷缩在一堆杂物后面,这会已经是面无人色。 Even if in so covert place, was still the whole body shivers in unconscious slight...... 即便是身在如此隐蔽的地方,仍是浑身在不自觉的轻微颤抖…… „Mao NiNi!” Chu Yang bellows, is similar to eagle catches the chicken to raise Teacher Mao generally in the hand, the devils bellow generally: „Your this person who is all brawn and no brains! You such fearful existence, will provoke my Chu Family courtyard to come unexpectedly, you may do right by really I!!” “猫腻腻！”楚阳大吼一声,如同老鹰抓小鸡一般将猫老师提在手里,凶神恶煞一般大吼:“你这个夯货！你居然将这么可怕的存在,招惹到我楚家大院来了,你可真对得起我！！” Mao NiNi looks deathly pale. The lip frightened azure: „Brother, you are my blood brother, keeps silent...... Dot sound...... Our disasters......” 猫腻腻脸色惨白。嘴唇都吓得青了:“兄弟,你可是我亲兄弟啊,噤声……小点声……咱们这祸事……” Chu Yang is angry: „Bah. Who with your us, is your disaster! Don't toward me on, no, do not pull toward our family/home!” 楚阳大怒:“呸。谁跟你咱们,是你的祸事！别往我身上,不,别往我们家扯！” Mao NiNi anxious is drawing his sleeves: „Brother, I have taken you, when my blood brother treats...... Now Big Brother is in the life and death edge. You can look helplessly, no matter?! The brothers you may probably save me to rescue surely......” 猫腻腻紧张的拉着他的衣袖:“兄弟,我一直拿你当我亲兄弟对待啊……现在大哥正在生死边缘上。你就能眼睁睁的看着不管？！兄弟你可千万要救我一救……” The Chu Yang air/Qi does not hit one, without demur, carries some cat to walk toward the hall. 楚阳气不打一处来,二话不说,拎起来某猫就往大厅走去。 Mao NiNi is scared out of one's wits: „Brother...... Brother...... My my I...... I asked you. If your this gives to hand over me, I do not die must peel three skins......” 猫腻腻魂不附体:“兄弟……兄弟……我我我……我求求你了。你这会要是把我给交出去,我不死也要脱三层皮哇……” „You peel three skins after all are your matter, was peeled three skins to be better compared with me?” Chu Yang at this moment completely does not have the least bit pity, having a heart of stone drags outward to walk \; Dead fellow daoist not dead this poor Daoist. “你脱三层皮总归是你的事,怎么也比我被脱三层皮要好吧？”此刻的楚阳全然没有半点怜悯之心,铁石心肠的拖着就往外走\;死道友不死贫道啊。 Such source of trouble. We are do not dare to provoke! 这样的祸水。咱是怎么也不敢招惹得！ Mao NiNi wailed: „Oh, does not want, help. You let off me......” 猫腻腻一声号啕:“天哪,不要啊,救命啊。你就放过我吧……” That pitiful yell sound, resembles Chu Yang to him do anything! 那惨叫声,就好像楚阳要对他干点什么似地！ Bang. 砰。 Chu Yang places the ground him ill-humoredly, received being smiling, asked seriously: „Old cat, I asked you \; How long this matter can you evade? A day? Ten days? One month? One year?” 楚阳没好气将他放在地上,收起了嬉皮笑脸,郑重问道:“老猫,我就问你\;这件事你能逃避多久呢？一天？十天？还是一个月？一年？” Mao NiNi is startled. The tearful eyes visit him blurredly, sobs: „Can evade for day. Even if a day, if can run away one month and one year to be good......” 猫腻腻一怔。泪眼迷离的看着他,呜咽道:“能逃避一天。就算一天,要是能逃一个月、一年才好呢……” Chu Yang asked: „You can evade for one month, one year, can you run away for a lifetime?” 楚阳问道:“就算你能逃避一个月,一年,你能逃一辈子么？” Mao NiNi stares saying: „For a lifetime?...... That definitely cannot!” 猫腻腻瞠目道:“一辈子？……那肯定不能！” „Can you marry other woman?” Chu Yang asked again. “那你能娶别的女人么？”楚阳再问。 „Cannot, definitely unable......” Mao NiNi to cry loudly: „My father will kill me, her father will kill me, she will also kill me, even if they do not kill me, I do not have the face to live, the person does not believe not vertical, the cat is also same, I initially complied,......” “不能,肯定不能……”猫腻腻放声大哭:“我爹会杀了我,她爹会杀了我,她也会杀了我,就算他们不杀我,我也没脸活着,人不信不立,猫也一样,我当初答应,就……” „After that conclusion was not you have been doomed, can marry her? Said?” Chu Yang asked. “那结论不就是你注定了以后还是要娶她的么？是不是这么说的？”楚阳问道。 „Un......” thinks of this matter, Mao NiNi sadly from the heart: „My later day, the dark day soon, has been possible to foresee......” “嗯……”一想到这件事,猫腻腻悲从心来:“我以后的日子,暗天无日,已可预见……” „Since were doomed so, would rather now the simple point manages!” Chu Yang said: „You evade for day, the resentment are bigger than for day \; If you evaded to waste time the youthful years, that was really your tragedy for a lifetime! You ponder over!” “既然注定如此了,倒不如现在干脆点办了！”楚阳道:“你多逃避一天,怨气就大过一天\;你若是逃避到蹉跎过了青春年华,那就才真的是你一辈子的悲剧！你琢磨琢磨！” Mao NiNi is startled. 猫腻腻怔住。 ............ ………… PS: PS: A motorcycle, 30 meters away brake checked leaning slipping, the motorcycle slid 30 meters, has hit on my vehicle...... 一辆摩托车,在30米外刹车刹偏了滑倒,摩托车滑行了30米,撞到了我车上…… I realize a few words finally: Unexpected disasters! 我终于体会到一句话:祸从天降！ What is most flamboyant, this rides the motorcycle is drunk to harness. What is more flamboyant, I asked him at that time, oneself acknowledged that I recorded \; Then today does not acknowledge mistakes. Said that I hit him! 最牛逼的是,这位骑摩托车的还是醉驾。更牛逼的是,我当时问他,自己承认了,我录了音\;然后今天就不认账了。说我撞得他！ Then told me: You must compensate my money! I have the hepatitis! 然后跟我说:你得赔我钱！我有肝炎！ I can guess speechless to any situation everybody. 我能无语到什么地步大家可以猜得出来。 The hotel entrance has the monitoring video recording, the traffic police put out the video recording, this buddy said that is we fabricates. Scratch more than 30 meters, delimit deeply the trench street, said that is not his motorcycle delimits, is my car(riage) delimits. The traffic police gave the air/Qi to be happy: Can your family's passenger vehicle draw such trace? Is that passenger vehicle four rounds then walks with the chassis toward another side? 饭店门口有监控录像,交警拿出录像,这哥们说是我们伪造的。划痕30多米,把马路都划出来深深地沟槽,说不是他的摩托车划得,是我车划的。交警都给气乐了:你家的轿车能画出这样的痕迹？那轿车都是四轮朝另一边然后用车体走路的？ Did not have the words saying that said that was not the car(riage) that my wife drove, pointed at me saying that is car(riage) that I drove...... Buys the cake, this saying I thought that any people who has read my book thought that is this year first joke...... 没话说了,说不是我老婆开的车,指着我说是我开的车……哦,买糕的,这话我觉得凡是看过我书的人都觉得是本年度第一笑话…… Now the wind sister-in-law is handling that matter, I hurry to run back the cost character, just announced must erupt...... His paternal grandmother drops really! Unexpectedly can make me meet this rarely seen...... Only then on a court road...... >\; 现在风嫂在处理那件事情,我赶紧跑回来码字,刚宣布了要爆发……真他奶奶滴！居然能让我遇到这种奇葩……只有上法院一条路了……>\;