The notice Minister Chu two lifetime eat meal, had already accumulated experience, as for Teacher Mao...... Not forgot Teacher Mao, but Meow Clan person! Fish, cat most loves, Nine Heavens such as is, Nine Heavens also such as is. 须知楚御座两辈子吃饭,早已经练了出来,至于猫老师……莫忘记猫老师可是喵族人！鱼,正是猫的最爱,九重天如是,九重天阕也如是。 If Teacher Mao will not eat the fish...... That true feeling strange...... 若是猫老师不会吃鱼……那才是真正的奇怪了…… These two like the starved ghost reincarnation general terrifying table manners, this moment have aroused the interests of entire restaurant all customers. 这两人有如饿死鬼投胎一般的恐怖吃相,这片刻光景就已经引起了整个酒楼所有顾客的关注。 Sees only in front of them the spatial tray slowly builds gradually high. Let the person sigh view: This they are really...... Certainly! Such glutton, in one table can have one, others already but actually fully appetite \; Has not thought in this table they are so. 只见两人面前的空盘子慢慢的渐次垒高。让人叹为观之:这俩人真是……绝了！这样的吃货,一桌上能有一个,别人已经倒足了胃口\;没想到这桌上俩人都是如此。 Finally...... Finally liquor full food was full! 终于……终于酒足饭饱了！ Minister Chu takes up a napkin very much elegantly, has wiped the mouth, immediately takes up a toothpick, has picking the teeth of demeanor very much. 楚御座很文雅地拿起一份餐巾,擦了擦嘴,随即又拿起一根牙签,很是有风度的剔牙。 Opposite, Teacher Mao is curling upwards one leg on the other, this time really ate is too comfortable, caused a little to support, Teacher Mao had intense being sprawled out to rub the impulsion of belly. 对面,猫老师翘着二郎腿,这次吃得实在是太舒服了,导致有点撑,猫老师有一种强烈的四脚朝天揉肚子的冲动。 Teacher Mao felt own first half of one's life Bai Huo...... 猫老师感觉自己前半辈子白活了…… This enjoys! This is the life of rich man! This eats meal! This is realm! 这才是享受！这才是有钱人的生活！这才是吃饭！这才是境界！ Was sighing in the heart, sees only opposite Chu Yang languid asked itself: „Finished eating?” 正在心中感叹,只见对面的楚阳懒洋洋的问自己:“吃完了？” For the next good food, Teacher Mao flattered to smile: „Finished eating! Ate!” 为了下一顿美食,猫老师谄媚地笑了笑:“吃完了！吃好了！” „Ate? That eats to the full not to have!?” “吃好了？那吃饱没！？” „Un, ate to the full! Too full!” “嗯,吃得饱饱的！太饱了！” „Since finished eating to eat, but also ate to the full, you pay up!” Chu Yang has waving of style very much. “既然吃完了吃好了,还也吃饱了,那你就去结账去吧！”楚阳很有风范的一挥手。 „Meow?!” “喵？！” Not the strange Teacher Mao shock, Teacher Mao cannot believe words that simply own ear hears: Do I pay up? 不怪猫老师震惊,猫老师简直是不敢相信自己耳朵听到的话:我结账？ The sharp cat ear throws severe has shaken two, Teacher Mao tremblingly said in a low voice: „Do I pay up?” Has lowered the sound desirably, this lost face too. 尖尖的猫耳朵扑棱棱的抖了两下,猫老师颤巍巍的低声说道:“我结账？”刻意的压低了声音,这太丢人了。 „Do I pay up?” Chu Yang showed the whites of the eyes to look at Teacher Mao. “难道还是我结账？”楚阳翻起白眼看着猫老师。 The mother, father has rescued your poor life, but also leads you to leave the tight encirclement. Didn't your food ask father to eat? 娘的,老子救了你的小命,还带你出重围。你连顿饭也不请老子吃？ Chu Yang desirably has also lowered sound. 楚阳也是刻意压低了声音。 The mother, the father first time bestows favor to look at the report, with graciousness pictoral newspaper, although disgraced, but the matter coarse principle is not coarse...... 妈的,老子第一次施恩望报,携恩图报,虽然丢人点,但事糙理不糙啊…… „How don't you pay up?” Asking of Teacher Mao grief and indignation. “你咋不结账呢？”猫老师悲愤的问道。 This cat has thought is you treats...... Actually finally those who ate for quite a while to give money was I...... I give money good also...... But now the biggest problem is, I do not have money to pay a bill...... 本猫一直都是以为是你请客的……难道说,吃了半天其实最后给钱的是我自己……我给钱也行……可现在最大的问题是,我没钱付帐啊…… „Fuck!” Chu Yang was tired of: „What you ponder over, you said that you do pay up? Does your feeling all right make your savior treat?!” “草！”楚阳烦了:“你琢磨什么呢,你就说你结不结帐吧？你好意思让你的救命恩人请客？！” „I want to tie......” Teacher Mao to put in great inconvenience: „But I do not have money......” “我想结……”猫老师委屈之极:“可是我没钱啊……” „You want to tie cannot...... Don't you have money?!” Chu Yang sat straight the body all of a sudden shocking, two eyeballs almost shot from the eye socket. “你想结不就得了……你没钱？！”楚阳一下子震惊地坐直了身子,两个眼珠子差点从眼眶里射出来。 Teacher Mao almost cried: „I, if rich also with rubbish with you? Does not have money. Or this also calculates my, please first fill up, when I was rich, double please return to you are......” 猫老师差点哭了:“我要是有钱还用跟你废话？真没钱。要不这顿还算我的,请你先垫上,等我有钱了,双倍请回你就是……” Under Chu Yang wooden place: „A food is worth anything, I fill up to have anything so-called...... But. The issue is I do not have money......” 楚阳木然座下:“一顿饭值得什么,我垫上有什么所谓……可是。问题是我也没钱啊……” „You do not have money!” Teacher Mao was startled: „I meow! I meow!” Thorough was then silly: „How does not have money you also to select such a big table......” “你也没钱！”猫老师怔住了:“我了个喵！我了个喵！”接着就彻底傻了:“没钱你怎么还点这么一大桌子……” „His code, your dot sound!” The Chu Yang eye stares: „Meow! Do you want to make both of us be buckled here?” “他码的,你小点声！”楚阳眼睛一瞪:“喵的！你想让我们俩被扣在这里吗？” „Disgraced......” in Teacher Mao two tearful, soon cried. “可是丢死人了……”猫老师两眼中泪汪汪的,快要哭出来了。 Cannot think that this cat does impart knowledge and educate people for a lifetime, must degenerate to today unexpectedly having the overlord meal? 想不到本猫教书育人一辈子,今天居然要堕落到吃霸王餐？ „What to do?” In two people of hearts simultaneously flood these three characters, each other look at each other in blank dismay, for a while is speechless. “怎么办？”两人心中同时泛起这三个字,彼此面面相觑,一时无语。 These two arrive at the restaurant, to express heroic spirit. Also specially has chosen the most table \; This moment wine cups and dishes strewn about, performing is a confusion. Normally, dares to sit in this table eats meal, is the people of attaching great importance to face-saving. 这两人来到酒楼,为了表示豪气。还专门选了最中间的一张桌子\;此刻杯盘狼藉,尽是一片混乱。正常情况下,敢坐在这张桌子吃饭的,都是要面子的人。 Naturally does not have the situation that can unable to pay a bill: You by oneself most do lose face under glare of the public eye? 当然也就决不存在会付不起帐的情况:你会让自己最丢脸的时候处在众目睽睽之下么？ That naturally can have corner how. Has corner how. 那自然是能有多么角落。就有多么角落。 These have the overlord meal truly will choose some relatively common place to go to eat, at least running single time advantageous, is, the shop owner eating overlord meal this matter most abhors. You choose in the conspicuous place do the matter, without doubt is the offending shop owner who doubles. Waits to be repaired is more pitiful! 那些真正吃霸王餐的都会选择一些相对不起眼的地方就餐,起码跑单的时候有利一点,还有就是,店家对吃霸王餐这回事最是深恶痛绝。你选择在显眼的地方搞事,无疑是加倍的开罪店家。等下被修理更加凄惨！ But this they are different. 但这俩人不同。 This their one is grand appearance is dashing, one is the bearing is heroic, in recognizes the opposite party from the beginning is the rich person, is the righteous mind of eating is broad and level! 这俩人一个都是雄姿英发,一个都是气度豪迈,更在一开始就认定得对方是大款,都是吃的理直气壮胸怀坦荡！ Such person looks is the big chivalrous outlaw, how to run off without paying the food bill? Therefore everybody has not thought toward this aspect...... 这样的人一看就是大豪客,怎么会吃霸王饭？所以大家根本没往这方面去想…… Which thinks what this they hit is the same idea: Eating that the treating small gift, gives birth for the first time freely, eating as far as possible, some people give money paying up in any case...... 哪想到这俩人打的是一样的主意:请客小意思,尽管开怀的吃,尽量的吃,反正有人给钱结帐…… Therefore comes up to occupy this table, this action brought in naturally acclaimed the sound innumerably as well as envies the vision: You look at others, two people have the qualification to sit the middle table. 所以一上来就占据这张桌子,这举动自然而然地引来了无数赞叹声音以及羡慕目光:你看人家,两个人有本钱坐最中间的桌子。 Following ordering food action, is brings in the surrounding person one after another to envy the envy to hate: fuck! These two bastards are also not that ordinary rich man. Goods of table dish entire most top, draw cash unexpectedly do not work as money, could you finish eating?...... 接下来一个点菜举动,更是引来周围的人一连串羡慕嫉妒恨:尼玛！这两个混蛋还不是那种普通的有钱人呢。一桌子菜居然全点最顶级的货色,拿钱不当钱吗,你吃得完吗？…… Again then, the dish has come up, they show the most terrorist glutton true colors. When others shock, early stared dumbfounded to talk in whispers: Really has not seen the rich person such eating meal drop...... 再接下来,菜上来了,两人展现出最最恐怖的吃货真面目。别人震撼之余,早已经瞠目结舌窃窃私语:实在是没见过有钱的人会这么吃饭滴…… He meow draws a beggar from avenue, is insufficient such to eat...... 他喵的就算是从大街上拉来一个乞丐,也不至于这么吃吧…… Not strange is the rich man, eats thing to be really economical, you have not seen, they have eaten the tray, does not use purge simply, bright! 不怪是有钱人,吃东西真节省啊,你没看见,他们吃过的盘子,简直都不用清洗,光可鉴人！ To this meeting, finished eating food, after they support the full belly, saw that they seemingly said several words, start each other to stare, is picking the teeth, another will gawk one also to pick the teeth. 到了这会,吃完饭,两人撑饱肚子之后,就看到那俩人貌似说了几句话,就开始彼此瞪眼,一个在剔牙,另一个愣了一会也在剔牙。 But until now, always nobody suspected that this they do not have money paying up actually! Doesn't have money you also to dare to put on attractively and goes into the restaurant the best position to come neatly and immaculately dressed disgraced? 但直到现在,也始终没有人怀疑这俩人其实是没钱结帐的！没钱你还敢穿得那么光鲜、那么衣冠楚楚地跑到酒楼中最好的位置来丢人？ Even if most impudent and most insensitive person cannot make this grade of matter drop absolutely. 就算是最最二皮脸、最最厚脸皮的人也是万万做不出这等事情滴。 But what presents anybody not to think is... Really...... This they did not have money really! 但在场任何人都没想到的是…实实在在的……这俩人还真就是没钱！ Two hollow big shot halls! 两个空心大佬馆！ Although has reason, each other very assured considering opposite party certainly rich paying up, can enjoy this good food relieved, caused this most awkward scene to appear, but they did not have money paying up...... 虽然事出有因,彼此都很笃定的认为对方一定有钱结帐,可以安心享受这顿美食,才导致了这最最尴尬的场面出现,但两人偏偏都没钱结帐…… Now they are picks the teeth, while chatted low voice, chatted that to call a jubilation \; In fact two people in the thinking means of brain: fuck, what to do can this? Truly awfully! 现在俩人都是一边剔牙,一边小声聊天,聊得那叫一个兴高采烈\;实际上两个人心里都在挖空心思的想办法:尼玛,这可咋办呢？真正要命了！ In order to express all normally, the dinner party is also underway, Chu Yang even also beckoned and wanted a pot good scented tea mother, about owed 100 is also disgraced, owed 10,000 to lose face, simply lost thoroughly to be good. 为了表示一切正常,饭局还在进行之中,楚阳甚至还招招手又要了一壶上好的香茗妈的,左右欠100也是丢人了,欠10000不过还是丢人了,干脆丢个彻底好了。 „Hahahaha......” Chu Yang sends out a resonant length to smile towering, caused that the people focus attention on: Are this goods so why happy? “哈哈哈哈……”楚阳突兀地发出一阵嘹亮的长笑,引得众人纷纷注目:这货为啥这么开心？ Teacher Mao hit to tremble: The buddies, are you my blood brother are not good? Did not have money you not to smile such rampantly, didn't compel to wait for the meeting shop owner to tidy up us?...... 猫老师更是打了个哆嗦:哥们,你是我亲哥还不行吗？没钱您就别笑得这么嚣张了,非逼得等会店家往死里收拾咱们吗？…… „I said the old companion, you owe my ten thousand purple red cloud coin, how also this also?” Chu Yang looks at Teacher Mao, said: „Now what although goes into debt is First Master, but I may also ask you to eat today such one in a big way, this sum of money you have owed me enough five years, I initially in order to sufficiently collected this sum of money to you, but has mortgaged including the house, if you, I only cannot be occupied by your family, you do want to visit me to sleep outside the street really helplessly?!” “我说老伙计,你欠我的那一万紫霞币,怎么地也该还了吧？”楚阳看着猫老师,道:“虽然现在欠债的是大爷,但今天我可又请你吃了这么一大顿啊,这笔钱你都欠了我足足五年了,我当初为了能凑够这笔钱给你,可是连房子都抵押了,你要是再不还,我就只能住到你家去,难道你真的要眼睁睁地看我露宿街头吗？！” This does not have the indication and senseless words, making Mao NiNi all of a sudden stunned, pure Teacher Mao only thought in the head a dizziness: „What did you say? Were you muddled? When have I borrowed your money? Where has the matter?!” 这番全无征兆、没头没脑的一席话,让猫腻腻一下子愕然了,单纯的猫老师只觉得脑袋里一阵晕眩:“你说啥？你糊涂了吧？我啥时候借过你的钱？哪有得事啊？！” „What did you say?!” Chu Yang stares, pounds on table: „Until now, do you also want to repudiate a debt inadequately? On the same day don't all sorts, such as yesterday, you say this matter to me?!” “你说什么？！”楚阳一瞪眼,一拍桌子:“时至今日,难道你还想赖账不成吗？当日种种,如在昨日,你跟我说没有这事？！” Mao NiNi treats unjustly extreme calling: „This big crowd of people, asked your dot sound...... I have not borrowed you really money...... Five years ago which our knew that I know you today, what words did your this speak?!” 猫腻腻冤枉万状的叫:“这大庭广众的,拜托你小点声……我真没借你钱啊……五年前咱们哪认识啊,我今天才认识你啊,你这说得啥话啊？！” Chu Yang cries, is in deep sorrow: „Heaven, the earth , have you seen such shameless person? Borrowed me ten thousand purple red cloud coin! Ten thousand purple red cloud coin, face innocent said that now has not borrowed! You also know that is the big crowd of people? Unexpectedly also makes me think dot sound, you also want the honor...... Your your you...... Are you individual? You said that you do know me today? Good, good, I know you seriously today! I effectively know you today, in the past I was blind the eye, how to save the life borrowed to you!” 楚阳大叫一声,痛不欲生:“苍天呐,大地哪,你们见过这么无耻的人么？借了我一万紫霞币啊！一万紫霞币啊,现在一脸无辜的说没借！你也知道是大庭广众吗？居然还让我想小点声,你还想要脸面……你你你你……你还是个人么？你说你今天才认识我？不错,不错,我当真是今日才认识你！我今天才真正认识你,往昔我都是瞎了眼睛啊,要不怎么会把一生积蓄都借了给你！” Mao NiNi is depressed and loses face, actually thinks that is Chu Yang because of the current difficult position, was unconscious, whispered: „Brothers you do not go crazy, we try to find the solution, everything depends on human effort, money are the minor matter, the body are most important......” 猫腻腻又是郁闷又是丢脸,却以为是楚阳因为当前困境,神智不清了,低声道:“兄弟你别发疯了,咱们还是想想办法,事在人为,钱是小事,身体才是最重要……” Chu Yang fierce staring, shouted to clear the way crazily: „Minor matter?! You said that these much money are the minor matters?! Old greasy! Your today gives me happy words, you also not also?” 楚阳狰狞的瞪着眼睛,狂喝道:“小事？！你说这么多钱是小事？！老腻！你丫的今天就给我一句痛快话吧,你到底还还是不还？” Teacher Mao put in great inconvenience staring of extreme: „I have not borrowed, you let my also anything, you leave this, you were the circle, the real demon has bonded......” 猫老师委屈到了极点的瞪着眼:“我没借啊,你让我还什么,你别这样,你这是匝地了,真魔障了……” „bastard!” Chu Yang sonic boom drinks: „You , if not render back the money, about me did not have the means of livelihood, simple today one and gave you this life! Who made me initially blind eye!” “魂淡！”楚阳一声爆喝:“你若是不还钱,我左右也是没有活路了,干脆今天就将这条命都一并送给你了！谁让我当初瞎了眼睛呢！” Suddenly „dark blue lang” a resounding, Chu Yang does not know where pulls out one to have five chi (0.33 m) broadsword fully, Ling Fengwu straight, a blade glistens, will divide toward Mao NiNi, loudly will shout to clear the way: „Shameless one! Bills due not also! I butchered you today! Certainly butchered you!” 突然“沧啷”一声脆响,楚阳不知道从哪里抽出来一把足有五尺长的大刀,凌风舞的笔直,一刀闪亮,向着猫腻腻劈将下来,大喝道:“无耻之徒！欠账不还！我今天宰了你！一定宰了你！” The Chu Yang expression is the grievance is disappointed is angry, was really is lifelike. 楚阳的表情又是委屈又是失望又是愤怒,真是逼真极了。