TTNH :: Volume #18

#1772: Teacher Mao?


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Chu Yang said stunned: Who are you? How did I know you?” 楚阳愕然道:“你是谁啊?我怎么就认识你了?” These words make the present cat person directly scared: „Don't you know me?” 这句话让眼前的猫人直接傻眼:“你不认识我?” Chu Yang is shocked: „Should I know you?” 楚阳愣住:“我应该认识你?” The cat person grasped crazily: But you know my name obviously! Also called my name a moment ago! Now how also saying that doesn't know me? Aren't you are playing me intentionally? Meow!” 猫人抓狂了:“可是你明明知道我的名字!刚才还叫了我的名字!怎么现在却又说不认识我?你不是在故意耍我吧?喵!” Chu Yang at a total loss: „Did I call your name a moment ago? When? Has? No!” 楚阳丈二和尚摸不到头脑:“我刚才叫了你的名字?什么时候?有么?没有吧!” The cat person knits the brows, on the forehead the tiger presented king immediately generally character mark, somewhat small angry: Meow! Your what meaning? You did not call my name, you think that I did injure me to come out to court death like this? You think me injured, can play with by you? Meow!” 猫人一皱眉,额头上顿时老虎一般的出现了‘王’字纹,有些小愤怒:“喵!你啥意思?你不叫我的名字,你以为我都伤成这样了我会出来找死吗?你以为我受了伤,就可以被你耍着玩了吗?喵!” A Chu Yang hand-held volume, supreme enlightenment helpless sigh. 楚阳一手扶额,大觉无奈的叹息一声。 Own before possibly was Taishun then, too heaven defying, caused this time to arrive at Old Nine Heavens, the mildew transports again and again, first falls half dead, the degenerating into of poor wretch defendant, this also will run then into a disorderly lunatic. 自己之前可能是太顺遂了,太逆天,导致这次来到九重天阙,霉运连连,先是摔个半死,然后被告之沦为穷光蛋,这会还遇到了一个颠三倒四的疯子。 Moreover this lunatic looks like seemingly is a cat! 而且这个疯子看起来貌似还是一只猫! Each other unknown, this goods stated categorically unexpectedly oneself knew that his I Shatter The Void is just now good? 彼此素不相识,这货居然一口咬定自己认识他我才刚破碎虚空上来好不好? Let alone knows you...... This Old Nine Heavens any person I did not know. 别说认识你……这九重天阙任何一个人我都不认识。 Xue Leihan...... Fellow seemingly already not in person ranks! 雪泪寒……那家伙貌似已不在‘人’的行列! This brothers, I think that you have made a mistake, I do not know you really, I have not called your name, your I am unknown, how I possibly know your name.” Chu Yang said that the preparation departed. “这位兄弟,我想你真的是搞错了,我是真的真的不认识你,我更没叫过你的名字,你我素不相识,我怎么可能知道你的名字。”楚阳说完,就准备离去了。 You clearly called Mao NiNi a moment ago! I will not misunderstand! Meow!” The cat person suffering from injustice and called angrily: I am Mao NiNi! Meow! You are mindless!” “你刚才就是分明叫了猫腻腻!我是绝不会听错!喵!”猫人委屈而愤怒的叫了起来:“我就是猫腻腻!喵!你不讲理!” Chu Yang has opened the mouth in a twinkling, stared in a big way the eye, entire dumbfounded. 楚阳霎时间张大了嘴巴,瞪大了眼睛,整个儿呆住了。 „Your you...... You said that you called the trick...... Greasy?” Chu Yang felt oneself somewhat stutter: Is difficult to be inadequate you to be surnamed the cat? Called Mao NiNi?” “你你你……你说你叫猫腻……腻?”楚阳感觉自己有些结巴:“难不成你姓猫?叫猫腻腻?” Nonsense! Our Meow Clan people are surnamed the cat!” Saying of cat person as it should be by rights: Extraordinarily what I called Mao NiNi to have!?” “废话!我们喵族人都姓猫!”猫人理所当然的说道:“我叫猫腻腻有什么出奇的!?” Fainted this feedback to Chu Yang. 这回轮到楚阳晕了。 Can not be dizzy? Was this matter also seemingly skillful too oddly?! 能不晕吗?这事貌似也巧得太离谱了吧?! A moment ago were the routine observation terrain, then saw somewhat unusually, spoke thoughtlessly said one: This place has trick. Ordinary and ordinary is a few words coming?! 刚才自己不过就是习惯性的观察地形,然后看到有些异常,随口就说了一句:‘这个地方有猫腻’。多平常、多普通的一句话来着?! Where wants the voice oneself just to be fallen. Trick unexpectedly really by oneself calling? 哪里想得到自己这边话音刚落。‘猫腻’居然真的被自己给叫了出来? In own life, the graciousness should be two lives. Trick experienced too much are too many \; But as person trick, but also is really first time sees. 自己一生之中,恩应该是‘两生’之中。‘猫腻’可是经历得太多太多了\;但作为‘人’的‘猫腻’,还真是第一次见到。 Coughs reluctantly intentionally two, adjusts mood, said: I, although really has not seen your excellency, but your excellency this name indeed is a well-known reputation.” 勉强故意咳嗽两声,调整情绪,道:“我虽然委实没有见有过阁下,但阁下这名字的确是如雷贯耳。” The Mao NiNi expression is transferred happily by the anger, happily said greatly: That is natural, my name is our Meow Clan first good name. Knows that my person is no doubt extremely numerous, how the capable person people have actually seen me, I understand. Also does not use that regrettably, today don't you see my portrait? Meets the victory to be well-known?” 猫腻腻的表情由怒转喜,大是得意地说道:“那是当然,我的名字乃是我们喵族第一好名字。知道我的人固然极多,却又怎能人人都见过我,我明白的。也不用那么遗憾,今天你不就见到我的真容了吗?见面更胜闻名吧?” Fart clothing/taking! Fart clothing/taking!” It is not willing to write off the conscience speech Chu Yang only to be able like this field of endeavor. “屁服!屁服!”不愿抹杀良心说话的楚阳只能如此道。 Is speaking, whole face self-satisfied Mao NiNi reappeared the color of pain. Very uncomfortable saying: Yeah, early knows that you do not know me, I do not come out, I also think that was the reinforcements comes finally...... Right now may be awful. The injury aggravated. This had been finished truly, was not finished fearfully. How may be able in front of admiring my person was finished, the image, my image, right now all did not have......” 正说着话,原本满脸得意的猫腻腻再现痛苦之色。很难受的说道:“哎,早知道你根本不是认识我,我就不出来了,我还以为是援兵终于来了呢……这下子可糟糕了。伤势又加重了。这回真正完蛋了,完蛋不可怕。可怎么能在仰慕我的人面前完蛋呢,形象,我的形象,这下子全没了……” Chu Yang hehe smiles, intention lightning flash: This Mao NiNi looks like also is really straightforward, somewhat is seemingly naive and blurry. Also or...... Being ignorant of affair. 楚阳呵呵一笑,心念电闪:这个猫腻腻看起来还真是率直,貌似还有些天真和迷糊。又或者说……不谙世事。 Such person should not be an unprincipled person. 这样的人应该不是个坏人。 Also, oneself newly-arrived, should become friends with a person. Is familiar with this world, Sword Spirit this is old, was actually leaves home already for more than 100,000 years. But at present this fellow, needs to give opportune help...... 再说,自己初来乍到,也着实应该结交一个人。来熟悉这个世界,剑灵这个老土著,却是离家已经100000多年了。而眼前这个家伙,正是需要雪中送炭的时候…… Brother Mao......” Chu Yang is considering. 猫兄……”楚阳斟酌着。 Brother Mao? Like this called improper, you made me feel that you were a cat...... Un. You can call me Teacher Mao, is familiar with my person such to call me truly.” The cat person is very painful. But hears the name of Chu Yang, actually very proud saying. 猫兄?这样称呼不妥,你让我感觉自己就是一只猫……嗯。你可以叫我猫老师,真正熟悉我的人都会这么称呼我。”猫人很痛苦。但听到楚阳的称呼,却又很骄傲的说道。 Teacher Mao?” The Chu Yang eye stared in a big way, which theory this was from. 猫老师?”楚阳眼睛瞪大了,这是从哪论的。 However.” The cat person Mao NiNi nostril faces upwards: I am a very fierce person. Is the teachers of our Meow Clan many person.” “然也。”猫人猫腻腻鼻孔朝天:“我可是一个很厉害的人。是我们喵族很多人的老师。” The Chu Yang speechless moment, the heart said that is taught the student who by this goods, can same become with him very two very two? However, Meow Clan can such to work as anything unexpectedly...... Teacher, indeed very much has the boldness race. 楚阳无语片刻,心道,由这货教出来的学生,会不会跟他一样变得很二很二呢?不过,喵族居然能够让这样的一个人当什么……老师,也的确是很有魄力的种族。 Your excellency is a teacher...... Really loses the respect to lose the respect, Teacher Mao, was courteous below.” Chu Yang said with a smile. “阁下原来还是一位老师……真是失敬失敬,猫老师,在下有礼了。”楚阳笑道。 Mao NiNi has turned the high and low common thick body very much proud, looked like a panda wriggles suddenly, the crack has opened the mouth, happy may not the say/way of word: Is all right, I most liked others calling me Teacher Mao......” 猫腻腻很骄傲的扭了扭上下一般粗的身子,就像是一只熊猫突然蠕动了一下,裂开嘴,乐不可言的道:“没事没事,我最喜欢别人叫我猫老师了……” Was saying was saying has not known and thought of anything suddenly, clenches jaws to say bitterly: „After my this time goes back, must lose weight! This time was ambushed to sneak attack, must blame that deserves death body weight, too affected my unparalleled in the world the qing gong to display.” 说着说着突然间不知道又想到了什么,恨恨地咬牙切齿道:“我这次回去之后一定是要减肥了!这一次被人埋伏偷袭,都要怪那该死的体重,实在是太影响我天下无双的轻功发挥了。” Chu Yang discovered oneself seemingly cannot follow the Teacher Mao mentality, has gawked the long time, subconscious asking: You multiple?” 楚阳发现自己貌似根本就跟不上猫老师的思路,愣了半晌,下意识的问道:“您多重啊?” The cat person shows some very difficult look, but: „It is not very heavy, only has 250 jin (0.5 kg).” 猫人露出有些很难以启齿的神色,但:“也不是很重,只有250斤而已。” ! 噗! Chu Yang coughs repeatedly. 楚阳连声咳嗽。 As if felt that the reputation of this digital to own teacher harms, the Teacher Mao hurried transformation topic, said: I know that you admire me very much, but you are not the Meow Clan person, really does not facilitate to receive you to be the apprentice, therefore do not call my teacher, em, my rank Old Second, you simply called me cat Second Master to result at home, I will use judgment to give you to direct, will not make you come away empty.” 似乎感觉到这个数字对自己老师的名头有损,猫老师急忙转变话题,道:“我知道你很仰慕我,不过你不是喵族人,实在也不方便收你当徒弟,所以你就不要叫我老师了,恩,我在家里排行老二,你干脆叫我猫二爷得了,我会酌情给你指点的,不会让你空手而回。” A Chu Yang fist pounds in own on, groaned extremely painfully. 楚阳一拳砸在自己头上,沉痛地呻吟了一声。 Cat Second Master. 二爷 Not to mention this name has much two \; But seems like walks, the person who becomes friends with basically is Second Master \; Now finally rushed to Old Nine Heavens, has run into the first character, unexpectedly is one cat Second Master, does not know that has rabbit Second Master and dog Second Master. 且不说这名字到底有多二\;但貌似自己一路走来,结交的人基本都是‘二爷’\;现在终于冲上了九重天阙,遇到了第一个人物,居然还是一位‘猫二爷’,不知道有没有‘兔二爷’、‘狗二爷’。 Cat Second Master pain meow, said: This group of deserves death bastard started to be too heavy, Teacher Mao a little could not support now, unusual wants to rest, so to be how sleepy......” 二爷痛苦的“喵”的一声,道:“这帮该死的混蛋下手太重了,猫老师现在有点撑不住了,非常的想睡,怎么这么困呢……” You may not rest first.” Chu Yang this also looked, although on this Teacher Mao the flesh wound are not many, must the entire tail, but the regulations internal injury is actually very serious, already seriously to the situation of momentarily possibly perishing, owed he also to be able such to chat for quite a while with oneself, the talented person...... “您可先别睡。”楚阳这回也已经看了出来,这位猫老师身上虽然外伤不多,全须全尾,但实则内伤却是很严重的,已经严重到了随时可能殒命的地步,亏他还能这么跟自己聊了半天,人才啊…… Teacher Mao your this time had the luck.” Chu Yang is mysterious: I happen to am a doctor, transits the discipling from certainly generation of Divine Doctor Du Shiqing......” 猫老师您这次可是有福了。”楚阳神秘兮兮:“我正好是个大夫,师承绝代神医杜世情……” Mao NiNi originally that pair because of wound heavy and gradually closed, the yellow color black white three color big eyes that is incapable of opening, open the eyes suddenly perfectly round, in the pupil was similar to the kitty saw high noon Sun generally has become a vertical straight line: Meow! You also rubbish, since you are the doctor have not hurried to give me to govern? I manage you to transit the discipling from any generation of Divine Doctor, to divide into periods Divine Doctor certainly, you had not noticed that Teacher Mao well painfully says now......” 猫腻腻原本那双因伤重而渐渐闭合,无力睁开的黄色黑色白色三种颜色大眼睛,突然睁得浑圆,瞳孔中如同猫咪见到了正午的太阳一般成了一条竖直线:“喵!你他妈的还废什么话,既然你是大夫还不赶紧给我治治?我管你师承什么绝代神医、断代神医,你没看到猫老师现在好痛苦的说……” Then, unexpectedly on brushing has lain down all of a sudden, extends the fat short leg, points on to say with the chubby short hand: In here sword, here blade \; Here was hit three palms, the rib seemingly broke several, here had been kicked a foot heavily, it is estimated that had the internal injury...... Here here here......” 说完,居然就“刷”的一下子躺了下来,伸了伸胖胖短短的腿,用胖乎乎短短的手指着自己身上说道:“这里中剑了,这里中刀了\;这里被人打了三掌,肋骨貌似是断了几根,这里被人重重踢了一脚,估计有内伤了……还有这里这里这里……” He is twisting the face, looks at Chu Yang, pitiful saying: Good pain.” 他扭曲着脸,看着楚阳,可怜兮兮的说道:“好痛。” He pours does not take himself to work as the bystander. 他倒真不拿自己当外人。 Chu Yang feels in an instant once again somewhat dizzy. He also wants to explain again slightly own origin, carries out Master Divine Doctor once again Du Shiqing is starting point, seeks the opposite party to trust, has not thought that own rough draft has not said that the opposite party trusted directly, gave oneself all. 楚阳刹那间再度感到有些晕。他本来还想再稍稍解释一下自己的来历,再度搬出久违的神医师傅杜世情引子,博取对方信任,没想到自己的草稿都没说完,对方直接就信任了,把一切都交给自己了。 This what situation? Didn't this have a vigilance? Is such person a teacher of clan?! 这什么情况?这也太没点警惕性了吧?这样的人还是一族的老师?! Sees Chu Yang to stare dull motionless, has lain down on the ground assumes the posture Teacher Mao to open the eye strangely, urged: Is gawking doing, hurries? You want to look that I was finished began again?” 楚阳呆呆愣着不动,已经躺在地上摆好姿势的猫老师奇怪地睁大了眼,催促道:“愣着干什么,赶紧来呀?你想看着我完蛋了再动手啊?” The Chu Yang forced smile, said: I said how your this fellow so easily has believed me, you did not fear that I was your enemy, on the mouth said treated actually for you, hands over butchered you?” 楚阳苦笑,道:“我说,你这家伙怎地如此轻易就相信了我,你就不怕我其实是你的敌人,嘴上说替你治疗,转手就宰了你?” Mao NiNi a wheel crawled from the ground immediately, flexure the head was saying: Right, can you, when treats the wound for me, butchered me conveniently? I do not have many revolt abilities now, this chapter may end......” 猫腻腻顿时一轱辘从地上爬了起来,挠着脑袋说道:“对啊,你会不会在替我治伤的时候,顺手把我宰了吧?我现在可没多少反抗能力的,这回可完了……” Chu Yang corona: Hadn't this goods thought of this moment ago unexpectedly? Also can want to say at heart face to face, this what person? Can the wood be able again 21 points?! 楚阳一晕:刚才这货居然没想到这茬?还能把心里所想当面说出来,这到底啥人?能木能再21点了?! Has not waited for Chu Yang to speak again, unexpectedly sees Mao NiNi to be sprawled has lain down, said: Come, in any case you, if the enemy, how long does not butcher my me unable to live, Heaven is jealous of heroic genius, since old times such as was! But if the day pities obviously, you is a good person, is any Divine Doctor successor, I can be saved...... I worked as the good person you, hopes that you were really the Divine Doctor successor, believes that the God will not give up looking like I such good person......” 还未等楚阳再说话,就见猫腻腻居然又四仰八叉的躺了下去,道:“来吧,反正你若是敌人的话,不宰了我我也活不了多久了,天妒英才,自古如是!但若天可见怜,你是好人,是什么神医传人的话,我就有救……我就把你当好人了,希望你真是神医传人,相信老天爷也不会放弃象我这么好的人……” Chu Yang thorough not to know whether to laugh or cry. 楚阳彻底啼笑皆非 Heaven is jealous of heroic genius? Does the day pity obviously? Any words made you say! 天妒英才?天可见怜?什么话都让您说了! Also does not know that this really free and easy did obtain the family/home? True naive to certain realm? 也不知道这位到底是真洒脱得到家了呢?还是真正天真的到了一定境界呢? Shakes the head, squats to get the physical exam for him, cannot help but had a scare. Wound that this Teacher Mao receives also really heavy, if has not met itself by chance, divides the minute to play...... 摇摇头,蹲下来为他检查身体,不由得吓了一跳。这位猫老师受的伤还真的不轻,如果不是碰巧遇到了自己,分分钟就能玩完…… The five viscera and six bowels collective dislocation, whole body bone does not know that many, or should calculate in turn many bones are complete, the head also fiercely was shaken, serious of state, Chu Yang thought that this injury is grade nine peak Supreme, only feared that also already perished. 五脏六腑集体错位,浑身的骨头也不知道断了多少,或者应该反过来算还有多少骨头是完整的,还有脑袋也受到了剧烈震荡,伤情之严重,楚阳觉得,这伤势就算是一位九品巅峰至尊,只怕也早已殒命。 ............ …………
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