The kids said that a point right. 小家伙说的,一点都没错。 But...... This is a also less than one -and-a-half-year-old child can say? 但……这是一个还不到一岁半的小孩子能说出来的吗？ „~~~~” Chu Yang was covering the forehead, sincerity being repulsed of collapse. “哦~~~~”楚阳捂着额头,真心的崩溃的败退了。 Whose has one -year-old child wood seen? That isn't excrement holds up a baby so it can urinate? Asked the paternal grandmothers to call ‚short’, asking the mothers to call ‚’...... 一岁小孩子谁木有见过？那一个不是一把屎一把尿？叫奶奶都得叫‘矮矮’,叫妈妈都要叫‘蛮蛮’…… In the pants crotch momentarily is fronting the diaper, incautiously, urinates your \; One was not happy, on pulling on your pants...... 裤裆里随时垫着尿布,一不小心,就尿你一身\;一不高兴,就拉你裤子上…… This age, can clear fluent name own family member elder, but will not admit mistakes, that is stems from the people to expect was pleasantly surprised. 这个岁数,能够清楚流利的称呼自己的亲人长辈而不会认错,那就已经是出乎众人预料的惊喜了。 But Chu Yang the son, proceeded to flee obviously ten ten thousand 8,000 miles compared with the stage of this publicity! 但楚阳的这个儿子,显然是比这个人尽皆知的阶段更加往前窜了十万八千里！ Direct to has been able with Chu Yang to discuss that the life said discussed matter that ideally picks up the little girl...... 直接的到了可以与楚阳讨论人生说说理想议论议论泡妞的事情…… Chu Yang thinks absolutely feasible. 楚阳觉得绝对可行。 Even, he thought that before this evildoer/monstrous talent common son, oneself and he discussed the world general situation, says the Nine Heavens situation...... Seemingly is also absolutely feasible. 甚至,他觉得,在这个妖孽一般的儿子面前,自己与他讨论一下天下大局,说一说九重天的形势……貌似也是绝对可行。 Always is Chu Yang shocks to others, but this time, Minister Chu first time was met by oneself this, one year old son directly shocking having a dizzy spell of two months, sur- seven meat eight elements. 向来都是楚阳给别人震惊,但这一次,楚御座被自己这个第一次见面的,一岁零两个月的儿子直接震惊的头晕目眩,外加七荤八素。 Now, this kid in own bosom, was being hugged by oneself \; Moreover was calling itself self-important: Old Chu, do you understand? 现在,这个小家伙就在自己怀里,被自己抱着\;而且正在老气横秋的称呼自己:老楚,你明白没？ Chu Yang puzzled saying: „I not clear...... You said that makes me clear? The son, you are only one year old of zero two months......” 楚阳纠结的说道:“我不明白……你说让我怎么明白？儿子,你才一岁零俩月……” Tie Yang raises the small face: „Old Chu, in this world. A person, was called the talent!” 铁杨扬起小脸:“老楚,这个世界上。有一种人,被叫做天才！” Chu Yang this time is the nod, if chicken calligraphy stroke meter/rice. 楚阳这一次是点头若鸡啄米。 It seems like this son, is not the talent could not have been justified really \; However...... Already talent the evildoer/monstrous talent of nearly. 貌似自己这个儿子,不是天才还真说不过去\;不过……已经天才的近乎妖孽了。 „Son, your he, is not some old fogy rebirth?” Suddenly Chu Yang carefully examines looks at this boy, remembers oneself rebirth the bitter experience, is at heart askew. Asked vigilantly. “儿子,你他么的,不会是某一个老家伙重生的吧？”楚阳突然审视的看着这小子,想起自己重生的遭遇,心里歪歪起来。警惕地问道。 „On your head, knows the rebirth?” Tie Yang snorts contemptuously: „Old fogy attaches on me, that did not call the rebirth. But is called to seize the shed! But the child who was just born, cannot be seized \; Don't you understand? Once such does, two souls can vanish(ed) in a puff of smoke! Doesn't know?” “就你那脑袋,也知道重生？”铁杨嗤之以鼻:“老家伙依附在我身上,那不叫重生。而是叫做夺舍！而刚出生的小孩子,是不能被夺的\;你懂不？一旦那样做,两个灵魂都会灰飞烟灭！晓得不？” Chu Yang scratches the head: „You what's the matter?” 楚阳挠挠头:“那你是怎么回事？” Tie Yang deep sighing. Spooky saying: „Old Chu, I can only say...... This is a very marvelous matter. Un, but was I underwent the reincarnation reincarnation, but luck very good true spirit has not extinguished, certain things have not actually disappeared, but I was your son am the determination without doubt...... This point you can feel relieved. Otherwise I do not dare to expose before you like this......” 铁杨深沉的叹了口气。幽幽的说道:“老楚,我只能说……这是一件很奇妙的事情。嗯,只不过是我经过了轮回转世,但运气很好的真灵未灭,某些东西却没有消失,不过我是你的儿子是确定无疑的……这一点你可以放心。要不然我也不敢这样在你面前暴露啊……” „Why am I your father you dare to expose?” Chu Yang wonders very much. “为啥我是你爹你就敢暴露？”楚阳很纳闷。 The kid deep say/way of: „Old Chu, that is because you can accept.” 小家伙深沉的道:“老楚,那是因为你能够接受。” „What did you call me?” The eyebrow of Chu Yang has stood. “你叫我什么？”楚阳的眉毛立了起来。 „Old Chu...... Can make me call one old, you were very great.” The kids ‚I such called you with one type, you should be honorable’ the look looks at Chu Yang, commended very much. Praised appearance that and approved very much very much. “老楚……能让我叫一声老的,你已经很了不起了。”小家伙用一种‘我这么叫你,你应该光荣’的眼神看着楚阳,很赞许。很嘉奖、很认可的样子。 „Young bastard! Called the father!” Minister Chu was called three Old Chu continuously, now responded that flies into a rage, spouting smoke through the seven orifices roars \; The young bastard are you lawless? “小王八蛋！叫爹！”楚御座连续被叫了三声老楚,现在已经反应过来,勃然大怒,七窍生烟的怒吼一声\;小混蛋你还无法无天啦？ Old Chu? Old Chu also damn is you calls! 老楚？老楚也他妈的是你叫的！ Was the father unexpectedly honorable? 老子居然还光荣了？ Distortion that the kids collapse very much face: „You must scold me to hit me, that is your authority. I cannot stop you to work as father's only pleasure, but you cannot call me the young bastard. I am your son, if I have become the young bastard...... How could it not be you are......” 小家伙很崩溃的扭曲了脸:“你要骂我打我,那是你的权力。我也不能制止你当爹的唯一乐趣,可是你不能叫我小王八蛋啊。我是你儿子啊,我要是成了小王八蛋……那你岂不就是……” „How could it not be I must make into eight petals your buttocks!” The voice has not fallen, already by Chu Yang angry turned inside out the small body, according to the small buttocks of fat tender and soft on is a palm of the hand! “我岂不就是要把你屁股打成八瓣！”话音未落,已经被楚阳愤怒的将小身子翻了过来,照着肥嫩嫩的小屁股上就是一巴掌！ pā! 啪！ „I did not say that is!” Being quiet that the little thing is tactful very much. The real men are not at a disadvantage from the outset. “我不说就是！”小东西很识趣的住嘴了。好汉不吃眼前亏。 „Also dares to call me Old Chu?” Chu Yang powerful murderous aura is steaming, performs obviously is father's dignity. However looks on the little thing buttocks five red finger seal. Also somewhat loves dearly \; Comforts itself at heart: This young bastard, such evildoer/monstrous talent, can support! “还敢不敢叫我老楚？”楚阳威风凛凛杀气腾腾,尽显为人父的威严。不过看着小东西屁股上五个通红的指头印。又有些心疼\;心里自己安慰自己:这小王八蛋,这么妖孽,能撑住！ „You were miserable.” Was slapped, kid had not certainly cried, very much but takes pleasure in others'misfortunes looks at Chu Yang: „On my buttocks left behind hand imprint? Waits for the meeting mother to come, I took off the pants to look to her then cried loudly...... Does not fear inform you, my tears suddenly come, shouting oneself hoarse that can cry absolutely!” “你惨了。”被打了一巴掌,小家伙当然没哭,只是很幸灾乐祸的看着楚阳:“我的屁股上留下手印了吧？等会母亲过来,我脱了裤子给她看,然后放声大哭……不怕告诉你,我的眼泪可是说来就来,绝对能哭的声嘶力竭！” The kids look at Chu Yang meanly: „Whom we have a look at to be when the time comes uncomfortable!” 小家伙幸灾乐祸的看着楚阳:“咱看看到时候谁难受！” Chu Yang is thrown into confusion, immediately is repulsed: „Ancestor...... You are not my son, you are my ancestor.” 楚阳手忙脚乱,立即败退:“祖宗……你不是我儿子,你是我祖宗。” On the Tie Yang small face badly smiles completely: „Moreover, not only so! If only by doing so, cheap you? You want to establish the passion...... I can complete gives you to destroy none remaining all opportunities, establishment that even if sweet talked by you are little, but, has me, I guaranteed, immediately vanish(ed) in a puff of smoke!” 铁杨小脸上满是坏笑:“而且,不仅仅如此！若是只有这样,岂不是便宜了你？你想要建立感情……我能完完全全的给你破坏精光一切机会,就算被你花言巧语的建立一点点,但,有我在,我保证,立即灰飞烟灭！” „Has me, your Beng thinks hugs the beautiful woman to turn over to! Because of your this palm of the hand!” The kids said bitterly. “有我在,你甭想抱得美人归！就是因为你这一巴掌！”小家伙恨恨道。 „My biological ancestor......” Chu Yang wants to cry but have no tears. “我的亲祖宗……”楚阳欲哭无泪。 The mother, the children of others family/home are when father's love hits hits to scold scolds, oneself this may be booing, unexpectedly in turn threatens itself...... 妈的,别人家的孩子都是当爹的爱打就打想骂就骂,自己这个可倒好,居然反过来威胁自己…… Does this have the natural justice? 这还有天理吗？ „Surrender not?” The kids ponder looks own father. “投降不？”小家伙玩味的看着自己老爹。 „Surrender.” Chu Yang is dejected. “投降。”楚阳垂头丧气。 „You think, your light does not have the surrender of least bit persuasive power, can make my close to be in charge eliminates?” The kids must manage not the bountiful person: „Thinks but actually beautifully!” “你以为,你一句轻飘飘的没有半点说服力的投降,就能够让我的巴掌印消去？”小家伙得理不饶人:“想得倒美！” „How to be you to be willing to give up?” Chu Yang has lowered the sound, asking of clenching jaws. “到底怎么做你才肯善罢甘休？”楚阳压低了声音,咬牙切齿的问道。 „Two conditions. So long as you promise me, I not only listen your, from now changed a statement to call the father, but also was responsible for helping you pursue to my Old Lady, un, was your wife!” The kids stretch out two white and tender fingers, sways in front of Chu Yang. “两个条件。你只要答应我,我不仅听你的,从此以后改口叫爹,而且还负责帮你追到我老娘,嗯,也就是你老婆！”小家伙伸出两根白嫩的手指头,在楚阳面前晃来晃去。 Looks these two fingers that sways at present, Minister Chu was really have mixed feelings is similar to overturns the the five flavours bottle, sour, sweet, bitter, and spicy hot has welled salty simultaneously up. Suddenly unexpectedly some want to cry. 看着眼前晃来晃去的这两根手指头,楚御座真是心情复杂的如同打翻了五味瓶,酸甜苦辣咸同时涌上来。一时间居然有些想哭。 If by the brothers is known oneself were renovated this situation by a one -year-old young kid...... Gu Duxing and Dong Wushang Mo Tianji estimate also can only smile an internal injury \; But Ji Mo Luo Kedi these people were actually absolute smiling while still alive deadly in the past! 若是被兄弟们知道自己被一个一岁的小娃儿整治到这种地步……顾独行和董无伤莫天机估计也就只能笑出一个内伤\;但纪墨罗克敌那些人却是绝对的会活活的笑死过去！ His cultivation base that especially Rui Butong, can smile absolutely rises sharply! Moreover rises several this! This point is without a doubt! 尤其是芮不通,绝对能笑的他自己修为大涨！而且涨好几此！这一点毋庸置疑！ „What condition?” Chu Yang mood dry, has raised up white flag. “什么条件？”楚阳心情干涩,竖起了白旗。 The mother, the father later again renovates you! 妈的,老子以后再整治你！ Your father I, but old celery peddler, but can also unable to press firmly between the fingers your this small coriander? 你老子我可是老芹菜贩子了,还能捏不住你这一把小香菜？ „The first issue, do I give the name not to have the issue?” Tie Yang curls the lip: „Like the present, Tie Yang Tie Yang. Was coarse, a tall and straight poplar tree, not also poplar tree? Is pile of firewood...... My mother gives the name the level is really the rotten proficiency!” “第一个问题,我自己取名字没问题吧？”铁杨撇撇嘴:“像现在,铁杨铁杨。难听死了,再挺拔的一棵杨树,不也还是杨树？就是一堆劈柴……我妈取名字的水平真是烂的到家！” Palm of the hand of Chu Yang somewhat itchy. Is controlling the impulsion that forcefully wants a palm of the hand to punch, has swallowed saliva, said: „Can discuss.” 楚阳的巴掌又有些痒痒。强行控制着自己想要一巴掌揍下去的冲动,咽了一口唾沫,道:“可以商量。” „Although my mother is to fondly remember you. May unable to take my name to crack a joke.” The kid comfortable extending leg, that is similar to the lotus root general fat becomes several calf powder tender and soft extends, with the big toe selected has selected the Chu Yang chin: „Name is very important, relates to the lifetime future, is more aggressive is good.” “虽然我老妈乃是为了怀念你。可也不能拿着我的名字开玩笑哇。”小家伙舒舒服服的伸了伸腿,那如同莲藕一般胖成好几节的小腿粉嫩嫩的伸出来,用大脚趾头点了点楚阳下巴:“名字可是很重要的,关系到一生的前途,要霸气一些才好。” „Is aggressive?” Chu Yang said stunned: „Name were your Chu Batian to be what kind of?” “要霸气？”楚阳愕然道:“那你叫楚霸天怎么样？” „Custom! Evil! Unbearably vulgar!” The kids are angry: „That might as well called Chu to eat day, Tyrant Tiansuan what? I day after day ate.” “俗！恶俗！俗不可耐！”小家伙大怒:“那还不如叫楚吃天呢,霸天算什么？我连天都吃了。” „You called Chu to eat the day!” Chu Yang decision. “那你就叫楚吃天了！”楚阳拍板。 „......” Kid will thoroughly not be speechless: „Crawls along pole is not you such crawls......” “不会吧……”小家伙彻底无语:“顺杆儿爬也不是你这么爬的……” „Such decided!” Chu Yang said undeniably: „Small name was called the son-of-a-bitch!” “就这么定了！”楚阳不容置疑地说道:“小名字就叫狗蛋！” „I protested!” The kids stretch the legs. “我抗议！”小家伙一蹬腿。 „Protest is invalid!” Chu Yang coldly snorted. “抗议无效！”楚阳哼了一声。 A kid eyeball revolution: „But my mother called Tie Butian...... I cannot be heavy with her...... Also, her Butian (heaven repairing), I ate the day...... Does against, this is the unfilial crime.” 小家伙眼珠一转:“可是我妈就叫铁补天……我不能跟她重啊……再说,她补天,我吃天……对着干啊,这可是不孝之罪。” „You called Chu Chide.” Chu Yang early has the countermeasure. The young bastard, you also knows the unfilial crime unexpectedly: „Chu ate the excrement to be most aggressive! Does not have the duplicate absolutely!” “那你就叫楚吃地。”楚阳早有对策。小混蛋,你居然还知道不孝之罪:“楚吃屎最霸气了！绝对没重名！” „wū wū......” kid sincerity must cry. “呜呜……”小家伙真心要哭了。 „What do you want to call?” Chu Yang modest asking. “那你想叫什么？”楚阳虚心的问道。 „I like crazily. Called Chu Kuang?” The kids discovered obviously front this fellow is not very good to cope, uses the tone that discussed. “我喜欢狂。就叫楚狂？”小家伙显然发现面前这家伙很不好对付,采用了商量的口气。 „Chu Kuang......” Chu Yang said: „Has been short of some flavors.” “楚狂……”楚阳道:“少了些韵味。” „Chu Kuangtu?” The kids never say die, discussion diligently: „Or on Chu Kuangren?” “楚狂徒？”小家伙锲而不舍,孜孜不倦的讨论:“要不就楚狂人？” Chu Yang fainted. 楚阳晕了。 What at sixes and sevens names is this? 这都是些什么乱七八糟的名字？ Does this fellow want to come out? 这家伙怎么想出来的？ „These two, two have chosen one.” The kids have compared, said: „This. I called Chu Kuangren. About changing name to this matter, after you have handled my mother your wife, you went to say with her said was you thinks, must decide.” “就这俩了,二选一。”小家伙比较了一下,道:“这样吧。我就叫楚狂人了。关于改名字这件事,你搞定了我妈你老婆之后,你去跟她说,就说是你想的,一定要定下来。” Neatly and quickly, has made decision unexpectedly! 三下五除二,居然已经做出了决定！ Just said two chose one. Unexpectedly now two choose an opportunity not to have continually. 刚说了二选一。居然现在连二选一的机会也没了。 Chu Yang this works as staring of father, the authority that unexpectedly the even/including participates was also eliminated. 楚阳这个当爹的瞪着眼睛,居然连参与的权力也被剥夺了。 Feeling suffocated of this moment is really the no small matter \; Whistling straight gasps for breath: „I do your old mother...... Your this young bastard...... Lets the father simply I unendurable!” 这一刻的憋气真是非同小可\;呼呼的直喘气:“我干你老母……你这小混蛋……简直让老子我难以忍受！” Askew head that kid coldly snorted, disdains very much: „You, if not that anything...... Did not have me.” 小家伙哼了一声,很不屑的歪歪头:“你要是不那啥……还没我呢。” Chu Yang became confused brains by the anger immediately, the mouth has not selected being angry of word saying: „You are not understanding! Father at that time done......” 楚阳顿时被怒火冲昏了头脑,口不择言的大怒道:“你懂个屁！老子当时是被干的……” „Was done?” The kids stunned see oneself father, suddenly opens mouth laughs. “被干的？”小家伙一脸错愕的看着自己的父亲,突然张开嘴哇哈哈大笑。 The lord knows, a one -year-old baby, with the expression very stunned look that one type collapses very much very bold laughs...... This is any scene. 天晓得,一个一岁的小娃娃,用一种很崩溃的表情很错愕的眼神很豪放的哇哈哈大笑……这是一种什么情景。 A heavy line of Chu Yang face. 楚阳一脸的黑线。 Changed the topic hurriedly: „Why can you be called Chu Kuangren?” 急忙改了话题:“你为什么非要叫做楚狂人呢？” The kids inspired, with pretentious bastard tone, said a very much deeply very much leisurely: „My this Chu Kuangren, Feng song smiles Kong Qiu. Grasps the emerald stick, toward other Yellow Crane Tower......” 小家伙吸了一口气,用一种很深沉很装逼的口气,悠悠道:“我本楚狂人,凤歌笑孔丘。手持绿玉杖,朝别黄鹤楼……” ............ ………… ( to be continued ) (未完待续)