TTNH :: Volume #13

#1210: Itchy Scratcher


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The soil arches, Chu Yang dirty reveals a head, looked like the stealthy turtle looks generally in all directions, has smiled: Looks at this, was all right.” 泥土拱动,楚阳灰头土脸的露出一个头,就像是鬼鬼祟祟的乌龟一般四处望了望,笑了起来:“看这样子,是没事儿了。” Behind, the say/way of Dong Wushang jar sound jar air/Qi: Boss idea, was really certainly! How you know that they only will search under precipice?” 后面,董无伤瓮声瓮气的道:“老大这一计,真是绝了!你怎么知道他们就只会搜查悬崖底下呢?” Chu Yang coldly snorted, said: Tianji (Heavenly Secret) cannot reveal.” 楚阳哼了一声,道:“天机不可泄露。” Dong Wushang laughs, no longer asked. His disposition is this, the unable to understand matter, I do not think. Especially the good matter, unable to understand not to need to think. Some people think in any case...... 董无伤哈哈一笑,却也不再多问。他的性格就是这样,想不通的事情,我就不想。尤其是好事情,想不通更加不必想。反正有人想…… Yesterday evening, three people arrived here, has used energy the tremendous strength, has made a connection with a back and forth channel the mountain, then under precipice, made a hole. First some Sword Spirit had determined the position of underground river, then three people work as one to begin, to has done this afternoon, has rested, to evening's motion time. 昨晚上,三人来到这里,费劲了九牛二虎之力,将山打通了一个来回通道,然后在悬崖下面,打出来一个洞。先有剑灵确定了地下河的位置,然后三人齐心合力动手,一直到了今天下午才搞完,休息了一下,就到了晚上行动时间。 But the hiding place in fact, is actually here. 而实际上的藏身之地,却是在这里。 All people noticed that they have jumped down precipice in that moment that mountain fell, in fact jumped actually then to flutter, round trip drill. 所有人都看到他们在大山倾倒的那一刻跳下了悬崖,实际上跳下去却是接着勾住,往回钻。 But the mountain also at that time collapsed, all traceless. 而大山也在那时候塌了,一切了无痕迹。 Has that to go nonstop to the channel of underground river there, all people only will suspect that they walked disappear without trace, cannot think absolutely, they also here . Moreover, top in precipice! 更有那条直通地下河的通道在那里,所有人都只会怀疑他们已经走得无影无踪,绝对想不到,他们还在这里,而且,就在悬崖顶上! All people make an effort under precipice, even if fierce Supreme, what can also discover? 所有人都在悬崖底下使劲,就算是再厉害的至尊,又能找出什么来? The toxins in Han Xiaoran three people are still very troublesome. 寒潇然三人中的毒依然很麻烦。 If Chu Yang the solution, must set out complete version Nine Layered Pill. However. In them the toxin, regarding Chu Le'er, instead greatly makes up. Un, is not only this type of toxin, actual Heaven within any toxicant, regarding Chu Le'er, greatly makes up! 楚阳若要解,就必须出动完全版九重丹。不过。他们中的毒,对于楚乐儿来说,反而是大补。嗯,不仅是这种毒,实际上天地间任何毒药,对于楚乐儿来说,都是大补! Therefore Chu Yang depresses to three people the toxicity after Lifeform Spring Water. Wants three to go back Chu Family. But this Lu Wanli far away, these three people walks in the same place, the goal is too big. 所以楚阳生灵泉水给三人将毒性压下之后。就想让三人回去楚家。但这一路万里迢迢,这三人走在一起,目标实在太大。 Perhaps cannot go out of several hundred miles. Was grasped. But if with toward northwest, this bad risk...... 恐怕是走不出几百里。就又被抓了回去。但若是跟着自己一路往西北,这一路更加的凶险…… Chu Yang considers long time, cannot make up mind. 楚阳考虑良久,拿不定主意。 Dong Wushang said: Or I and Butong (blocked) two people escort cold Big Brother they to go back Chu Family first. Then comes out to look for you. Such one, Boss all alone, although is isolated and cuts off from help, but does not have to worry, past that everything change according to the situation, can always deal with. Us, can worry completely.” 董无伤道:“要不我和不通两个人护送寒大哥他们先回去楚家。然后再出来找你。那样一来,老大孤身一人虽然孤立无援,但也是无所牵挂,凡事随机应变,总能应付的过去。我们这边,也能顾虑周全。” The Chu Yang hesitation moment, said: Also good. However, even if you escorts, needs extremely exquisite camouflage re-equipping. Right, Butong (blocked)?” 楚阳沉吟片刻,道:“也好。不过,就算是你们护送回去,也需要极为精巧的易容改装。对了,不通呢?” I here......” sound weak saying. Immediately, saw that under a not far away stone pile wriggled head, Rui Butong crawled dirtily, said: This harvest is really big. Supreme grade two.” “我在这里……”一个声音弱弱的说道。随即,就看到不远处一处石头堆下面蠕动出来一个人头,芮不通灰头土脸的爬了出来,道:“这一次收获真大。至尊二品了。” Chu Yang suddenly have a thought, said: Otherwise. You are lying down motionless, I and Wushang (woundless) kill your a lot of times today, your strength how could it not be on shaking the old and illuminating the new? Our anything does not fear.” 楚阳突发奇想,道:“要不然。你躺着不动,我和无伤两人就在今天打死你千百次,那你的实力岂不就震古烁今了?那我们就啥也不怕了。” Rui Butong gets angry: What then commits suicide to distinguish with me? The suicide same dies!” 芮不通怒道:“那跟我自杀有啥区别?自杀一样是死!” Dong Wushang claps, eye one bright: Right! Right! Right!” 董无伤一拍手,眼睛一亮:“对!对!对!” Rui Butong gets angry: This Nirvana big law, if can use really like this, each phoenix also already has become among the universes most tyrannical existence \; Couldn't this point have thought?” 芮不通怒道:“这种涅槃大法若是真能这样用的话,每一头凤凰也早就都成了宇宙间最强横的存在\;这一点还想不到?” Why is that?” Chu Yang said: Has the limit?” “那是为何?”楚阳道:“难道有限制?” Naturally has the limit!” Rui Butong flipped the supercilious look, said: Say/Way. You told that did not understand, in brief \; Was may not the anti- external force create the death and hatred aggrieved fear wait/etc....... Even if can the Nirvana rebirth, but the fear of that at the point of death time, is completely real...... You do not know that feeling...... Made the person collapse......” “当然有限制!”芮不通翻了翻白眼,道:“这其中的道道。跟你们说也不懂得,总而言之\;就是‘不可抗的外力造成死亡与仇恨憋屈恐惧’等等……就算是能够涅槃重生,但那种临死时候的恐惧,乃是完全真实的……你们不知道那种感觉……太让人崩溃了……” Chu Yang, although somewhat appears to understand but not really understand, but actually faintly understands: It seems like this matter, must stem from the accident, may not resist completely, moreover there are many other factors...... 楚阳哦了一声,虽然还是有些似懂非懂,但却已经隐隐明白:貌似这种事,要出于意外,完全不可抗,而且还有其他的许多因素…… Each time was killed......” Rui Butong painstakingly say/way: I adjust quite a while mood...... You only saw the progress of my cultivation base, where knows my pain......” “每一次被打死……”芮不通苦兮兮的道:“我都的调整半天情绪……你们只看到了我修为的进步,哪里知道我的苦哇……” Chu Yang and Dong Wushang are relatively speechless. 楚阳董无伤相对无言。 This goods, even if clearly knows that he withstood, but still wants to beat savagely his now! 这货,就算是明知道他承受了很多,但现在依然想要暴打他一顿! Six person stealthy departures \; From beginning to end, the body of Rui Butong has blocked the line of sight of Chu Yang and Dong Wushang \; Does not make them see anything that on the tombstone writes. 六个人一路鬼鬼祟祟的离开\;自始至终,芮不通的身子挡住了楚阳董无伤的视线\;不让他们看到墓碑上写的什么。 cough cough, Sixth Master Rui now is very curious, waits for Luo Kedi to come up the time, sees this grave...... Does not know that is what expression? 咳咳,芮六爷现在很好奇,等罗克敌上来的时候,见到这个坟墓……不知道是什么样的表情呢? Thinks of here, Rui Butong thought that oneself received some crime also values...... Smiled crookedly the mouth. 一想到这里,芮不通就觉得,自己受些罪也值了……就笑歪了嘴。 That night, six people looked for a hamlet to settle down, then Chu Yang displayed the skilled artist, the appearances of several other people, carefully changed. 当天晚上,六人找了一个小村庄驻足,然后楚阳施展出妙手,将其他几个人的容貌,都精心的改变了一番。 Through big changing. 彻头彻尾的大变样。 In this time, Sha Xinliang also brain asked a few words, annoyed the other five person common supercilious looks, was nearly hit by Han Xiaoran. 在这个时间里,沙心亮还愣头愣脑的问了一句话,惹来了其他五个人共同的白眼,险些被寒潇然打一顿。 Chu Yang, aren't you Outlands Devil are?” 楚阳,你不会是域外天魔是不是?” ...... …… Next day, Rui Butong and Dong Wushang as well as Han Xiaoran and the others swaggering entered Ye Province, puts out the filthy rich nouveau riche spirit, has purchased large quantities of southeast urgently needed goods, has hired two big entourage directly, and has hired many Blood Reward, as guardian, is detaining the car(riage), sets out toward the southeast. 第二天,芮不通董无伤以及寒潇然等人就大摇大摆的进了夜州,拿出财大气粗的暴发户气概,购买了一大批的东南急需物品,直接雇了两大车队,而且还雇佣了不少的血酬,作为护卫,押着车,向着东南进发。 But the Chu Yang single sword, is only alone in the world, goes toward the northwest! 楚阳单人只剑,孑然一身,向着西北而去! During the trim mainland is noisy, Minister Chu is motionless according to the sword, looks in all directions indifferently, deep and clear natural and unrestrained sprinkles, passes through, does not carry off half clouds. 在整片大陆沸沸扬扬之中,楚御座按剑不动,冷眼四顾,潇潇洒洒,一路走过,不带走半片云彩。 ...... …… Entire southeast had overturned the heavens! 整个东南已经翻了天! Chu Family, has become in the flash being the target of public criticism! 楚家,在一瞬间就成了众矢之的! Newly-arrived Hall of Law Enforcement stops Chu Family all business first, then severs the source of goods, cut off the cooperation with Chu Family. Then, unites southeastern Xiao Family, launches an attack to Chu Family. 新到的执法堂先是将楚家所有的买卖停掉,然后切断货源,断绝了与楚家的合作。然后,联合东南萧家,向楚家发难。 If before place, perhaps Chu Family really will be thrown into confusion \; However now...... 若是放在以前,没准楚家真的会乱了阵脚\;但是现在…… Grandpa Chu Xiongcheng manner incomparable strength! Comes one to punch one! 楚雄成老爷子态度无比的强硬!来一个揍一个! Hall of Law Enforcement is angry, Xiao Family is angry! 执法堂大怒,萧家大怒! Finally mobilizes the entire southeastern Jiang Hu strength. Encircles Chu Family. 终于发动整个东南的江湖力量。围剿楚家 In this crucial point \; Chu Yang grandfather Grandpa Yang Bao gave up the family base industry, brought along one's family, arrived at Flat Sandy Ridge. Enters with relatives by marriage with drawing back...... 在这个节骨眼上\;楚阳的外公杨爆老爷子放弃了家族基业,携家带口,来到了平沙岭。与亲家同进同退…… Seemingly enters differently with drawing back also inadequately, Yang Family Purple Crystal Mine was coveted by Law Enforcer for a long time, these time cannot tow finally, although Yang Bao the temperament is irritable, actually also knows the weight. Simple rejection basis industry, catches up with Flat Sandy Ridge at the same night. 貌似不同进同退也不成,杨家紫晶矿执法者觊觎已久,这一次终于拖不过去,杨爆虽然脾气火爆,却也知道轻重。干脆舍弃基业,连夜赶来平沙岭 Two unite, total anti- good. 两家联合,总比自己抗的好。 Even if must die. Where that is also dies is the same...... 就算要死。那也是死在哪里都是一样啊…… The trim southeastern Jiang Hu person turns toward this place accumulation in abundance! 整片东南的江湖人纷纷向着此地聚集! But Chu Family also started big handiwork, Flat Sandy Ridge half, is included within oneself domain. Then in the Flat Sandy Ridge place, places the people. 楚家也开始了大手笔,将平沙岭的一半,都划入自家版图。然后在出去平沙岭的地方,安置民众。 The people also know that here will soon fight, stays here , is bad luck. To the arrangement of Chu Family, not only does not revolt, instead is very delighted. 民众也知道这里即将大战,留在这里只有倒霉。对楚家的安排非但不反抗,反而很欢喜。 After all left place is apt to get into trouble. 毕竟是离开了是非之地。 The southeastern Jiang Hu person who several days of skill, here gathers, several thousands, then, the tide of people from has caught up unexpectedly in all directions, one day is then increasing at several hundred several thousand numbers, circumstance that sees with own eyes is more and more is stern. 几天功夫,这里聚集的东南江湖人,居然已经有数千,接下来,人潮从四面八方赶来,一日便以数百数千的数目增加着,眼见的情势那是越来越是严峻。 Some many people depend to overwhelm with numerical strength. Goes the Chu Family entrance to bluff and bluster, speaks impertinently. 有不少人仗着人多势众。前去楚家门口耀武扬威,口出不逊。 Actually sees the front door that Chu Family shuts tightly to open, walks small Miss that powder makeup jade carves, the white clothing wins the snow, raised hand. Went back on Bang the closing front door. 却见楚家紧闭的大门一开,走出来一个粉妆玉琢的小姑娘,白衣胜雪,扬了扬手。就砰的关上大门回去了。 The people have made, does not dare to burst in eventually. Returns resentfully. 众人闹了一场,终究不敢破门而入。悻悻而回。 But after going back, all people who today goes were a weird disease: Whole body pruritus, itchy discomfort! With the stroke of broadsword on oneself, cannot feel the pain unexpectedly, is only itchy. The dripping with blood of flexure, even breaks off the same place own bone, unexpectedly is also itchy! 但回去之后,今日前去的所有人都是得了一种怪病:浑身瘙痒,痒的难受!用大刀在自己身上划,居然感觉不到痛,只是痒。挠的鲜血淋漓,甚至将自己的骨头折断下来一块,居然也还是痒! This taste really does not feel better. 这种滋味实在是不好受。 But day of skill, these people already tossed about living might as well die. At this time, spread a news: Another group goes Chu Family to revile the enemy, similarly has had this weird disease...... At present everyone everywhere is thinking means flexure. 只不过一天功夫,这些人已经被折腾的生不如死。这时,又传出一个消息:又一伙前去楚家骂阵的,同样得了这种怪病……目前每一个人都正在到处里想办法挠。 Moreover, where regardless of they arrive, so long as some people have contacted with them, does not leave for quite a while, can infect on this sickness...... 而且,他们无论走到哪里,只要有人跟他们接触过,不出半天,就能传染上这种病…… After three days, the Jiang Hu person who suffers from this unusual itchy sickness, had 4,000-5,000. 三天过后,患上这种奇特的痒痒病的江湖人,已经有四五千。 Then at this time, the Chu Family front door opened wide, exhibits a table, sold strange form the raker. Is the bamboo strip makes, light, measures with the eye a bamboo to manufacture several hundred. 便在这时,楚家大门洞开,摆出一张桌子,出售一种奇形的耙子。乃是竹片所制,薄薄的,目测一根竹子足足可以制作数百个。 But this type of unusual raker has an advantage: Stops itchy! 但这种奇特的耙子有个好处:止痒! Where itchy, with this raker flexure flexure, can stop temporarily. 哪里痒,用这种耙子挠挠,就能暂时止住。 This effectiveness, can have stick of incense time not to be itchy. But after burns a joss stick, needs again flexure flexure...... 这种效用,能有一柱香的时间不痒。但一炷香之后,就需要再挠一挠…… Heard person who this is Chu Family big Young Lady Chu Le'er feels sorry for these to have the weird disease, does specially \; Moreover the selling price is inexpensive, each handle raker, only sells ten Purple Crystal. 听说这是楚家小姐楚乐儿可怜这些身患怪病的人,特意做的\;而且售价不贵,每一柄耙子,只卖十块紫晶 Spoke the sentence honest remark, the Purple Crystal value, can buy hundred miles bamboo grove together! Ten Purple Crystal, can buy also to remain the entire Flat Sandy Ridge bamboo grove completely. 说句实在话,一块紫晶的价值,就能买下百里的竹林!十块紫晶,足足能将整个平沙岭的竹林完全买下来还有剩。 Now, such a light bamboo strip, unexpectedly sells ten Purple Crystal \; Simply is the sky-high price. 现在,这么一个薄薄的竹片,居然就卖十块紫晶\;简直是天价。 But to that type uncomfortable, ten Purple Crystal...... Actually really not expensive...... 但相对于那种难受来说,十块紫晶……却又实在不算贵…… From the beginning everybody does not believe in evil doctrines, does not buy. But itchy is getting more and more fierce, finally some people throw down ten Purple Crystal to try, is really not itchy...... 一开始大家并不信邪,不买。但痒痒的越来越厉害,终于有人丢下十块紫晶试了试,果然不痒了…… Right now may be extraordinary. 这下子可了不得。 Everybody invades, before Chu Family gate, immediately is fully occupied. These looked for the Chu Family troublesome Jiang Hu men, everyone became has wasted money to Chu Family. 大家蜂拥而上,楚家门前,顿时人满为患。这些原来来找楚家麻烦的江湖汉子们,每个人都成了给楚家送钱的。 Also some people want to snatch hardly, Chu Family does not stop to snatch hardly, after that several people but who snatches hardly take, toward oneself flexure, the body festered immediately...... 也有人想要硬抢,楚家也并不制止硬抢,但硬抢的那几个人拿到手之后往自己身上一挠,顿时大片大片的皮肉就溃烂了下来…… Then living fester a skeleton, the skeleton was blown then by the wind, puts out work to be done off the place dust...... 然后活生生的自己溃烂成一副骨头架子,然后骨头架子被风一吹,散做一地粉末…… All person keep quiet out of fear. 所有人噤若寒蝉 Buys. 买吧。 This type of unusual raker, heard that was named as Itchy Scratcher by Chu Family infinitely merciful Chu Young Lady Le'er! 这种奇特的耙子,听说被楚家大慈大悲的楚乐儿小姐命名为“痒痒挠”! Has the poem saying: Itchy Scratcher, flexure is itchy, flexure is not itchy, not itchy flexure, flexure is not itchier, itchy flexure, Itchy Scratcher flexure, flexure flexure itchy...... 有诗云:痒痒挠,挠痒痒,不挠不痒,不痒不挠,越挠越痒,越痒越挠,痒痒挠挠,挠挠痒痒…… ............ ………… The doctor said that is not any problem, so long as is far away from the computer, strengthens the sleep, several weeks good...... But my this work, how can be far away from the computer to strengthen the sleep, let alone several weeks?...... Oh. 医生说不算什么毛病,只要远离电脑,增强睡眠,数周就好……可是我这工作,如何能远离电脑增强睡眠,更何况数周?……唉了。 Which buddy elder sisters have what folk prescription what, under can advise me? Takes the traditional Chinese medicine to be also good...... >\; ( to be continued ) 哪位哥们姐们有啥偏方啥的,能指教下俺?吃中药也行啊……>\;(未完待续)
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