TTC :: Volume #6

#4: Snort!


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My master will shave the leg wool in the bathroom daily ~ “我主人天天都会在浴室里面剃腿毛哦~” Oh...... that is anything, I am more miserable, the armpit of master good smelly, but she always likes hugging me.” “唉……那算什么,我才更惨,主人的腋下好臭臭,可是她总喜欢把我抱起来。” Your this is anything...... my master will sometimes use the strange method thing toward my place stopper, then makes me make an effort to hold......” “你们这算什么……我主人有时候会用奇怪套套东西往我那个地方塞,然后让我用力去捅……” In the pet hospital, is waiting for a cat native of Singapore of treatment here, two wait/etc masters of the one's favorites, are complaining mutually. 宠物医院里面,在这里等待着治疗的猫星人,二哈等等主人们的心头肉们,正在相互地诉着苦。 Naturally, what among them complaint uses is the beast language...... is actually woof Woof woof and meow meow meow and so on sound. 当然,它们之间的诉苦用的是兽语……其实就是汪汪汪和喵喵喵之类的声音。 The masters also thought oneself pet because of seeing many friend, but happy...... held an office in nurse mother Luo Dance here actually to understand. 主人们还以为自己的宠物因为看到了许多的‘朋友’而高兴不已呢……可是任职在这里的护士娘洛翩跹却能听懂啊。 If told these customers the true meaning of their pet, can be not quite good? 如果告诉这些顾客她们宠物的真正意思,会不会不太好呀? What is the strange method? 奇怪的套套是什么呀? young butterfly monster for this issue, but is worrying- for all this, nurse mother Luo Dance does not have ambiguous of least bit regarding own work. 小蝶妖正在为这个问题而烦恼着-尽管如此,人家护士娘洛翩跹对于自己的工作却没有半点的含糊。 Because can hear the languages of these small beasts, can therefore act appropriately to the situation very well- treats the problems of these pets, compared with a treatment pet center another customer, simply should not be too simple. 因为能够听到这些小兽们的语言,所以就能够很好地对症下药-治疗这些宠物的毛病,比起治疗宠物中心另外一种顾客来说,简直不要太简单啦。 Dance, outside seems some people to look for you.” Outside a female customer referred to treating at this time. 翩跹,外边好像有人找你唉。”一名女性顾客此时指了指治疗室外。 Luo Dance has turned the head, sees only raise one's head of a small head little while from the glass window to come, pitiful appearance. Luo Dance stares, her memory is very good, recognizes this child is actually the mouse monster uncle's son. 洛翩跹转过头去,只见一个小小的脑袋这会儿从玻璃窗上抬头来,可怜兮兮的模样。洛翩跹一愣,她记性很好啊,一眼就认出来这小孩其实是鼠妖大叔的儿子。 Un...... eldest son, Nailiao. 嗯……大儿子,奶酪 ...... …… But Luo Dance not only saw mouse monster uncle's eldest son Nailiao, and also saw mouse monster uncle's wife Shu Xiaoshu. 洛翩跹不仅仅看到了鼠妖大叔的大儿子奶酪,并且还见到了鼠妖大叔的老婆舒小舒 In the back door place of pet hospital, Luo Dance closes, said with amazement: Disappears?” 在宠物医院的后门处,洛翩跹关上了门,惊讶道:“不见了?” The female mouse monster that at present this is supporting big belly nods, worries saying: Yes, he went out after yesterday evening, has not come back on the morning, I make his phone call unable to put through, stretch/leisurely You he always cannot like this......” 眼前这位挺着大肚子的女性鼠妖点了点头,担忧道:“是呀,昨晚上他出去之后,就早上都没有回来,我打他的电话也接不通,舒宥他从来都不会这样的……” little butterfly thinks the little while said: Can be the mouse monster uncle is just working, therefore couldn't make the call temporarily?” 小蝴蝶想了会儿道:“会不会是鼠妖大叔刚好在工作,所以暂时听不了电话呀?” stretch/leisurely You's wife Shu Xiaoshu said: I clean company that telephoned he to work have asked that his colleague said that today has not seen him to go to work. I know that he had the hospital yesterday, really did not have the means that came to trouble your.” 舒宥的妻子舒小舒道:“我打电话去他工作的清洁公司问过了,他的同事说今天也没有见他上班。我知道他昨天有来过医院,实在没办法了,才来麻烦你们的。” Un...... Uncle stretch/leisurely You was to truly come yesterday, but quick walked, Aunt even/including your medicine has not taken.” Luo Dance is tilting the head the puzzled said/tunnel: But, where will he go?” “嗯……舒宥大叔昨天确实是来过,不过很快就走啦,连婶婶你的药都没有拿。”洛翩跹歪着头不解地道:“可是,他会去了什么地方呀?” Possibly is...... that place.” Shu Xiaoshu slightly has to dread the said/tunnel at this time. “可能是……那个地方。”舒小舒此时略有忌惮地道。 Where?” “什么地方?” Pure Land of Bliss!” Shu Xiaoshu has not spoken, actually her Nailiao elongated the neck saying: Mother said that place child cannot go, is very dangerous. However sometimes my father will go secretly. The father will also deceive mother to say worked overtime, actually we know.” 极乐净土!”舒小舒没有说话,倒是她的奶酪伸长了脖子道:“妈妈说,那个地方小孩子不能去,很危险。不过我爸爸有时候会偷偷地去的。爸爸还会骗妈妈说加班了,其实我们都知道。” Luo Dance looked toward Shu Xiaoshu, latter this time complexion dignified some say/way: In fact, morning time, I make Nailiao smell his father's smell to look his, finally after finding that place, the smell vanished. That place......, only then Lady Long acts to solve.” 洛翩跹朝着舒小舒看了过来,后者此时脸色凝重了一些道:“事实上,早上的时候,我让奶酪嗅着他父亲的气味去找他的,最后找到那个地方之后,气味就消失了。那个地方……只有龙大人出面才能解决的了。” little butterfly opened the eye, asked puzzled: Aunt, Pure Land of Bliss what exactly is it place? Appearance why you are afraid probably very much?” 小蝴蝶睁大了眼睛,还是不解地问道:“婶婶,极乐净土到底是什么地方呀?为什么你好像很害怕的样子?” The young butterfly monster issue just asked, her then broadcast a desolate sound behind, looks like this type to result in small and weakly cannot the small and weak monster, naturally will be afraid.” 小蝶妖的问题才刚刚问出,她的身后便传来了一把冷淡的声音,“像她这种弱小得不能再弱小的妖怪,当然会害怕了。” Luo Dance turns head, discovered that Su Zijun does not know when appeared in the back, the subconsciousness said: Big Sister Zijun, what do you know?” 洛翩跹回头,发现苏子君已经不知道什么时候出现在了背后,下意识道:“子君姐姐,你知道什么吗?” Sees only the Su Zijun not salty not pale say/way: Pure Land of Bliss back boss is one first millennium obtaining enlightenment Great Monster , the main body is golden-haired monkey...... is also only it is said. Whom never has to see his main body in any case, as for the view of quadrumana, was Long Xiruo that old lady says.” 只见苏子君不咸不淡道:“极乐净土背后的老板是一头千年得道的大妖,本体是一头金丝猴……不过也只是据说。反正从来没有谁见过他的本体,至于猴类的说法,也是龙夕若那个老太婆说的。” Great Monster !” young butterfly monster blinks, demonstrates stares, lags behind to be afraid, patted own chest gently, sticks out one's tongue saying: Originally here besides Elder Sister Long, Great Monster ! I do not know......” 大妖!”小蝶妖眨了眨眼睛,显示一愣,才后知后觉地害怕起来,轻轻地拍了拍自己的胸脯,吐吐舌头道:“原来这里除了龙姐姐之外,还有大妖呀!我都不知道……” Unexpectedly Su Zijun actually the it's nothing expression points at to say at this time: I am also Great Monster .” 不料苏子君此时却没什么表情地指着自己道:“我也是大妖。” Luo Dance starts to emit some sweat, later is then bending the waist to apologize again and again: Sorry, Big Sister Zijun, sorry, sorry......” 洛翩跹开始冒出一些汗水,随后便连连地弯着腰道歉起来:“对不起啦,子君姐姐,对不起啦,对不起啦……” Su Zijun coldly snort/hum...... very low voice hum. 苏子君冷冷地哼了一声……很小声的哼声 She looked suddenly to Shu Xiaoshu, said indifferently: You go back. If your husband disappears in Pure Land of Bliss, will be all right he certainly to come back from now on, if did not come back, perhaps will be inauspicious, will not need wasting strength to look. Perhaps your starts to prepare the matter also to be after death similar.” 她忽然看向了舒小舒,淡然道:“你回去吧。你丈夫要是在极乐净土不见了的话,没事他过后一定会回来,要是一直不回来,恐怕就是凶多吉少,不用白费力气去找去。没准你这回开始准备身后事也差不多。” This may be how good!” Shu Xiaoshu covers the face to sob immediately. “这可怎么好!”舒小舒顿时就掩面抽噎着起来。 Luo Dance looks that Shu Xiaoshu is also supporting big belly, holds in the arms oneself helpless son Nailiao appearance, does not have the heart, then pulled the Su Zijun lower hem corner gently, Big Sister Zijun, can you act Pure Land of Bliss to ask?” 洛翩跹看着舒小舒还挺着大肚子,搂住自己不知所措的儿子奶酪的模样,于心不忍,便轻轻地扯了扯苏子君的衣角,“子君姐姐,你可以出面去极乐净土问一问吗?” I will not go to that place.” Su Zijun had a yawn to say. “我不会去那个地方的。”苏子君打了个哈欠道。 The thought of little butterfly is quite simple: Why? Is because there boss is fiercer than you?” 小蝴蝶的思维比较简单:“为什么呀啊?是因为那里的老板比你厉害吗?” Laughable! That head by the shutter has clamped the monkey, sees this young lady, only then kneels the share that licks!” “可笑!那头脑袋被门板夹过的猴子,见到本小姐只有跪舔的份!” „But why don't there you go?” little butterfly asked puzzled. “可你为什么不去那儿呀?”小蝴蝶还是不解地问道。 That is because of... because of...!” A Su Zijun coldly snorted sound said: No one can order me to work!” “那是因为…因为…哼!”苏子君冷哼一声道:“没有人能命令我做事情!” This Sir, asking you to act charitably, helping me inquire my husband's news!” Shu Xiaoshu is supporting the knee at this time, knelt on the ground unexpectedly directly, supported big belly her even to start to bend the waist to kowtow, asked you, asked you!” “这位大人,求求你行行好,帮我打听一下我老公的消息吧!”舒小舒此时撑着膝盖,竟是直接就跪在了地上,挺着个大肚子的她甚至开始弯腰磕头起来,“求求你了,求求你了!” You...... you make anything! Gets up, gets up...... the line the line, I ask for the time being in the past!” “你……你做什么!起来,起来……行啦行啦,我就姑且过去问一问!” Su Zijun turns around, coldly snorted and said: Listened, I and I were only some old debt must look for that monkey to calculate, absolutely was not because sympathized with you, helped you!” 苏子君转过身去,冷哼道:“听好了,我、我只是有些旧账要去找那头猴子算算,绝对不是因为同情你,帮你!” Su Zijun turns around, said sternly: Remember, no one can......” 苏子君又转过身来,正色道:“记住,没有人可以……” Her words have not said, Luo Dance then receives the words to come grinningly, no one can order Big Sister Zijun you to work! I know!” 她的话还没有说完,洛翩跹便已经笑嘻嘻地接下了话来,“没有人可以命令子君姐姐你做事情!我知道啦!” Really is where does not have the means to let the fellow who person pissed gets up...... Long Xiruo that old lady is this young butterfly monster picks? 真是个没有办法让人生气起来的家伙……龙夕若那个老太婆到底是在哪里把这头小蝶妖捡回来的? Su Zijun sighed silently: Old lady, did you die there? 苏子君默默地叹了口气:老太婆,你死去那里了? ...... …… ...... …… Tai Yinzi makes an effort to swing by own body, for under can attract the little attention of master reading. 太阴子用力地让自己的身体能够荡起来,为的就是可以吸引下方正在看书的主人的一点点的注意。 In a flash in a flash, has shaken a large curve under ceiling. 一晃一晃,已经在天花板下面晃出来了一个颇大的弧度。 Luo Qiu may take to write books, suddenly carried a miss maid hand made cookie to eat, is eating asked curiously: Tai Yinzi, what do you want to say?” 洛邱可拿着书,忽然拎了一块女仆小姐的手制曲奇饼吃了起来,边吃着边好奇地问道:“太阴子,你想说什么吗?” Tai Yinzi discovered, entangles that black arrange/cloth on own face to vanish to disappear suddenly, said hastily: Master, after Old Daoist I learns from a painful experience,......” 太阴子发现,缠在自己脸上的那条黑色的布忽然之间消失不见了,连忙道:“主人,老道我痛定思痛之后……” Suddenly breaks. 突然打断。 Luo Qiu breaks. 洛邱打断。 This time previous time excuse?” Luo Qiu smiles to ask, „the fresh excuse, you cannot only, when You Ye was when happy, can be put.” “这次还是上次的说辞啊?”洛邱笑了笑问道,“没有新鲜的说辞,那你就只能够等到优夜什么时候心情好了,才能被放下来了。” Returning is not the matter of your a few words...... 放不放还不是您一句话的事情…… Tai Yinzi does not dare to say this type to say directly incoming call. This old ghost does not certainly think simply oneself bumped that on the reason of record player, has been hanging. 太阴子可不敢直接说出这种说来话。这个老鬼当然不会简单地以为自己只是碰了碰那台就唱机的原因,才会一直吊着的。 Actually this Club's boss heart very black...... this clearly aims at prison the matter of occurrence, one alternative penalty. 其实这个俱乐部的老板心很黑的啊……这分明是针对监狱的发生的事情,给出来的一种另类的惩罚。 Tai Yinzi, the master likes the honest child, don't you know?” You Ye at this time said indifferently: „The deceit, you know what consequence intentionally will have?” 太阴子,主人喜欢诚实的孩子,你难道不知道吗?”优夜此时淡然道:“存心欺骗,你知道会有什么后果吗?” The Tai Yinzi cold sweat streaming. 太阴子冷汗涔涔。 This old ghost the stature seemed like ready for any sacrifice to be the same now, took a deep breath said: „Can master, put tonight me? Passed now in the evening, Old Daoist my reason continues to receive punishment, when with Miss You Ye likes hanging, when!” 这老鬼今个儿似乎是豁出去了一样,深呼吸了一口气道:“主人,能够今天晚上把我放下来?过了今晚上,老道我原因继续受刑,随优夜小姐喜欢吊到什么时候,就什么时候!” Why is now in the evening? What special matter do you have?” Luo Qiu asked curiously. “为什么是今晚上?你有什么特别的事情吗?”洛邱好奇地问道。 That...... that...... is a little quite important matter.” Tai Yinzi made excuses, but saw miss maid that narrowed the eye, then the whole body shivers, that anything...... now evening is Germanic chariot the concert, missed does not know when must wait till......” “那个……那个……是有点比较重要的事情。”太阴子支支吾吾,但看见女仆小姐那眯起了的眼睛,便浑身打了个冷颤,“那啥……今晚上是‘日耳曼战车’的演唱会,错过了就不知道要等到什么时候了……” Is they, recently had not paid attention to......” Luo Qiu to nod looking pensive. “是他们啊,最近倒没有怎么留意了……”洛邱若有所思地点了点头。 Tai Yinzi elongated the neck, hopeful typical: Master......” 太阴子伸长了脖子,满怀期待地道:“主人……” Actually sees Club's boss to close the book on hand suddenly, stands up, said with a smile lightly: You Ye, our now evenings also listens to the concert.” 却见俱乐部的老板忽然把手上的书合上,站起身来,轻笑道:“优夜,我们今晚上也去听演唱会吧。” Tai Yinzi stares. 太阴子一愣。 As if saw in the person of same belief the person same...... to look at the smile of Club's boss this little while, this clearly was a fan younger brother's appearance.( To be continued.) 仿佛看见了同道中人一样……看着俱乐部的老板这会儿的微笑,这分明就是一个迷弟的模样嘛。(未完待续。)
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