TTC :: Volume #15

#79: Lively morning


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Immediately... pulls away them!” “马上…拉开他们!” Huoyun Xieshen at this time frowns said that...... he is not feeling well, early morning to the present, has been at the uncomfortable condition. 火云邪神这时候皱着眉头说道……他不爽,一大早到现在,一直都处于不爽的状态。 Was awakened by noise by the Long Xiruo telephone obstinately, the breakfast has not eaten to receive the news that the apprentice was attacked is uncertain of one's fate now, just arrived at the conference site to have something go wrong immediately. 愣是被龙夕若的电话吵醒,早餐没有吃好就收到了徒弟被袭击现在生死未卜的消息,刚刚来到会场立马就出了岔子。 This makes this age not enjoy old age in peace well, but can also develop the old ordinary man possible might as well of monkey play to get up here? 这让这位一把年纪不好好安享晚年,还要在这里演猴子戏的老匹夫怎可能爽得起来啊? at this time, does not use the old ordinary man opens the mouth, controlled a personnel to leave long time ago- actually, in Deity Jiba mister an iron arrives in front of Stee God Ra father to point at directly others noses are railing, they have the response. 这时候,不用老匹夫开口,控场人员早早就已经动身了-其实,在【神人】基巴先生头铁直接走到史特拉神父面前指着人家鼻子谩骂的时候,他们就已经有了反应。 First temporarily interrupted the signal of live broadcast, then goes forward to admonish hastily, unexpectedly they have not arrived at half, Deity Jiba mister this goods first instigated, dashes to return to own seat, is looking for bunker squatted. 第一时间暂时中断了直播的信号,然后连忙上前规劝的,不料他们还没有走到一半,【神人】基巴先生这货自己就先怂了,一路飞奔回到自己的座位上,找着了掩体似的蹲了下去。 This goods are really a Pope of protestantism, is the unusual representative, doesn't come funny? 这货真的是一个新教的教宗,是超凡代表,不是来搞笑的? But at least this Deity After scolding the person, knew to run, has not presented early the time magician association The scene that the Stee God Ra father in scarlet flame Tower Master and church meets the tough head-on with toughness...... the people relax subconsciously. 但起码这个【神人】骂完了人之后还知道跑,并没有出现早前时候【魔术师协会】的赤炎塔主与教会的史特拉神父硬碰硬的场面……众人下意识松了口气。 But Stee God Ra father at this time had not held on by the nearby person, three and two places toward Deity Jiba walks, the people feel to instantaneously. 可史特拉神这时候一个没被身边人拉住,三步并两步地朝【神人】基巴走去,众人瞬间感觉要遭。 Stee God Ra father, had the words to say well!” “史特拉神父,有话好好说!” Detectives of administrative bureau first arrive at this time, then suddenly called out pitifully, even lost all of a sudden balanced, was rolled from the steps unexpectedly directly. 一名管理局的探员此时首先到场,然后突然惨叫了一声,甚至一下子失去了平衡,竟是直接从阶梯上滚了下来。 Rolled, saw only this detective still to hold own sole at this time, rolled...... its Ma! He stepped on my toe...... the pain dead father!” 滚到底了,只见这名探员此时还在抱着自己的脚掌,滚来滚去……“它玛的!他踩我的脚趾……痛死老子了!” This detective really passed over the heart probably, at this time did not attend to the place that was, vented the in the heart grief and indignation by all means! 这位探员大概是真的通入心扉了,此时也不顾所在的地方,只管发泄心中的悲愤! Who can think, the representative of solemn church side...... takes the Stee God Ra father of church cheek, unexpectedly will step on the toe of person? 谁能够想到,堂堂教会方的代表……作为教会面皮的史特拉神父,居然会踩人的脚趾? Can do?! 做得出来?! At this time, most in the heart had the same idea unexpectedly. 此时,大部分心中都不期然地冒出了相同的想法。 Blocks... first blocks Stella!” “拦…先拦住史特拉!” In brief, responded controls a management, at this time the sinking sound said suddenly. When several staff soon must block Stee God Ra father, Stee God Ra father jumped above the table unexpectedly all of a sudden- is stepping on table one after another, ran up to obstinately Deity Front of Jiba mister. 总之,反应过来的控场管理,此时猛然沉声说道。然而当数名工作人员即将要拦下史特拉神父的时候,史特拉神父竟是一下子就跳到了桌子之上-然后踩着一排又一排的桌子,愣是跑到了【神人】基巴先生的面前。 Your its Ma, always only then my Stella curses at people able to scold crisply! You want to curse at people before me, scolded me, but must scold to run, was several meanings?” “你它玛的,从来只有我史特拉骂人能够骂爽的!你想要在我面前骂人,还是骂我,还要骂完就跑,是几个意思?” Saw only Stee God Ra father to step on at this time without delay in Deity On the head of Jiba mister, pressed the head of this Jiba mister directly above the seat. 只见史特拉神父此时二话不说就一脚踩在了【神人】基巴先生的脑袋上,将这位基巴先生的脑袋直接压在了座位之上。 Father I must enforce justice on behalf of Heaven today, received your evil livestock!” “老子我今日就要替天行道,收了你这个孽畜!” Bold! Dares to insult the Pope! Damn!” “大胆!竟敢侮辱教宗!该死!” Actually, although Buggy not leads into the conference site Lucifer and Scáthach, but side two followers as accompanying-, but these two accompany is actually only the body quite vigorous and healthy average people. 其实,虽然巴基没有将路西菲尔斯卡哈带入会场,但是身边还是有两名信徒作为随从的-但这两个随从其实只是身体比较健壮的普通人。 Without the means that the new god is Buggy depends on veiled Hekeng the method completely, the rapid growth, absolutely would have no to probably train own unusual strength- he does not know how to train. 没办法,新神教完全是巴基靠着蒙和坑的手段,快速发展起来的,根本就没想要过要培养属于自己的超凡力量-他也不知道怎么培养。 Buggy is actually a happy camper, he is loyal to oneself desire , the belief unit that harvests basically wasted above own pleasure, where also had the surplus grain to be used to develop the protestantism the unusual strength? 巴基其实是一个快乐的人,他十分忠于自己的欲望,收割回来的信仰单位基本上都浪费在了自己的享乐之上,哪里还有余粮用来发展新教的超凡力量? Also Lucifer brought Scáthach to move into afterward, this situation was improved slightly. 也是后来路西菲尔带着斯卡哈入驻,这种情况才稍微得到了改善。 In Lucifer Good intentions Under the proposition, Buggy puts out some grain rations reluctant, exchanging some can make the follower body strong, the informer is intelligent , the drugs of no side effect, are used to improve the physique of believers. 路西菲尔【善意】的提议之下,巴基才不情不愿地拿出一部分口粮来,兑换了一些能够让信徒身强体健,耳目聪慧,又没有什么副作用的药品,用来改善信众的体质。 This accompanying, is among the believers who this batch receive initial transform, effect quite obvious two. 这次随行的,就是这一批受到初期改造的信众当中,效果比较明显的两个。 ...... …… At this time. 此时。 Two believers in the heart just like volcanic eruption at this time, the anger...... the anger value filled, is three, immediately could not control to explode plants. 两名信众此时心中犹如火山爆发似的,怒啊……怒气值都充满了似的,还是三条,马上就控制不住要爆种了。 Then Stee God Ra father pulled out a baseball stick suddenly, knocks one, knocked directly darkly two believers on the ground. 然后史特拉神父突然抽出了一根棒球棍,一敲一个,将两名信众直接敲昏在了地上。 Buggy sees hence, frightens the soul flies away and scatters immediately...... its Ma, is Lucifer this must push to the dead end oneself the rhythm? 巴基一见至此,顿时吓得魂飞魄散……它玛的,路西菲尔这是要将自己推向绝路的节奏? Had... has the words to say well...... said well......” “有…有话好好说……好好说……” father disdains with speak with the person of devil being a companion!” Sees only Stee God Ra father both hands to take the baseball stick to hold up at this time high, „the trash like you, places in the different world invincible class/flow novel, should be stepped on three volumes of dragon embroidered costumes by me, is I deliver the experience and equipment...... turns into the light specially, then explodes the equipment!” “老子不屑和与恶魔为伍之人说话!”只见史特拉神父此时双手拿着棒球棍高高举起,“像你这样的垃圾,放在异界无敌流小说里面,就应该是被我踩死活不过三集的龙套,是专门给我送经验和装备的……变成光,然后爆装备吧!” Will die? 会死? Buggy does not know this thing, if pounds full power in own brain bucket, oneself can broken die immediately, but serious of certainly injured! 巴基不知道这玩意要是全力砸在自己的脑勺上,自己会不会顿时头破身亡,但一定受伤时分的严重! Lucifer your prostitute /?! You killed me! 路西菲尔你这个婊/?子!你害死我了! What to do? 怎么办? Buggy flusters at this time compels, actually sees all around this time more than ten detectives to clash, but looks at Stee God Ra father's this time situation, obviously before cannot catch up- they rush, oneself minimum have eaten a stick! 巴基此时不禁慌得一逼,却见四周此时有十几个的探员冲来,但看史特拉神父此时的情况,显然是赶不上的-他们赶到之前,自己起码已经吃了一棒! It is not good! Must make anything! 不行了!要做点儿什么! Among the electric light flint, Buggy in the heart is meditating crazily Exchange Two characters- comes time he has inspected carefully, although in city of many completely prohibiting and unusual related goods is the gray head pictures, even attacks the ordinary assault weapon is also, but the things of some simple defensive natures, had not been limited actually. 电光火石间,巴基心中疯狂地默念着【兑换】二字-来的时候他仔细地检查过了,虽然在禁绝之城许多和超凡有关的物品都是灰色头像的,甚至连攻普通的攻击性武器也是,但一些简单的防御性质的东西,倒是没有受到限制。 For example: The helmet of small motor! 比如说:小摩托的头盔! He wants such a helmet at this time, Exchange The thing can directly conduct wears- as the matter stands, must expose itself to be able in the city of completely prohibiting to make some irregularities the things. 他此时就想要这样一个头盔,【兑换】的东西是可以直接进行佩戴的-只是这样一来,恐怕就要暴露自己能够在禁绝之城內能够做一些违规操作的事情。 But could not control so many! 但管不了那么多了! From now from now on will be saying, saving the poor life is important! 过后过后在说,保住小命要紧! Stella, your its Ma, does not know that this fellow is I covers? Do you dare in my front dozen of people?!” “史特拉,你它玛的,不知道这个家伙是我罩的?你敢在我的面前打人?!” In the meantime, magician association Scarlet flame Tower Master appeared, saw only him to the one hand grasp with the baseball stick that soon must wield falls, closely gripped. 就在此时,【魔术师协会】的赤炎塔主出现了,只见他一手抓住了拿即将要挥落的棒球棍,紧紧握住。 Buggy inconceivable as what situation looks at make a move to assist scarlet flame Tower Master that......? 巴基不可思议似的看着出手相助的赤炎塔主……什么情况? Spicy chicken scarlet flame, not well and your wife have sex goes, runs in front of me to install anything to compel!” Stee God Ra father immediately coldly snorted, on your one minute of male, then labor green you!” “辣鸡赤炎,不好好地和你老婆滚床单去,跑我面前装什么逼!”史特拉神父顿时冷哼一声,“就你这个一分钟男,回头劳资就绿了你!” Come! Stella! The suburb walks, living coming back!” Scarlet flame Tower Master the complexion said at this time gloomy. “来吧!史特拉!郊外走一趟,活着的回来!”赤炎塔主此时脸色阴沉说道。 Unexpectedly Stee God Ra father loosens the baseball stick at this time suddenly, but has not moved out of the way to step on the sole of Buggy, is not ominous, is only asking of curious as: „Can you really cover this fellow?” 不料史特拉神父此时忽然将棒球棍松开,但是没有挪开踩着巴基的脚掌,也不凶,只是好奇似的问道:“你真的要罩这个家伙?” „The words that my scarlet flame has said that never recycle!” Scarlet flame Tower Master is saying with a smile at this time coldly: Not only I cover! Our association can cover him! For other, this fellow does not dare to work as the front of the world to scold you, we were the brothers!” “我赤炎已经说出口的话,从不回收!”赤炎塔主此时冷笑着道:“不仅我罩!我们协会都会罩着他!不为别的,就这家伙敢当着全世界的面前骂你,我们就是兄弟了!” „!” Stee God Ra father is saying with a smile coldly: Said that makes anything of pleasant to hear! To support this not popular rottenness to teach to teach the courtyard to speak frankly disgustingly, I will not blame you, after all by your IQ , can only think that this not popular method...... you can cover? I feared that you cannot cover!” “啧!”史特拉神父冷笑着道:“说那么好听做什么!想要扶持这个不入流的烂教会来恶心教庭就直说嘛,我又不会怪你,毕竟以你的智商,也就只能想到这种不入流的手段……你要罩?我怕你罩不住!” I do not know that you said anything.” Scarlet flame Tower Master said indifferently: Life, but the equality, the new church presents the truth that naturally has it to present, depending on your church compared with other noble?” “我不知道你说什么。”赤炎塔主淡然说道:“人生而平等,新的教会出现自然有它出现的道理,凭你的教会就比别的高贵?” Naturally!” Stee God Ra father blinks to say at this time: Otherwise? We imitated money, above has the person!” “当然啊!”史特拉神父此时眨了眨眼道:“不然呢?我们可是充了钱的,上面有人!” Scarlet flame Tower Master is startled immediately, at once sneers saying: Really wants to have a look, depending on the mouth inexpensive degree of your fellow, which day, if can come up, your lords can be irritated by you.” 赤炎塔主顿时一怔,旋即冷笑道:“真想要看看,凭你这家伙的嘴贱程度,哪天要是能上去,你们的主会不会被你气死。” Stee God Ra father pretends to be serious to say at this time: You must unable to see, I definitely cannot come up. It is jealous me, feared that I was too graceful, will come up later to embrace 3000 angel harems crazily, therefore definitely does not dare to open the door to me.” 史特拉神父此时煞有介事道:“那你要看不到了,我肯定是上不去的。祂妒忌我,怕我太帅了,上去之后会狂揽三千天使后宫,所以肯定不敢给我开门的。” Your its Ma appearance that......” scarlet flame Tower Master the opens the mouth could not speak at this time obstinately, you should go to hell!” “你它玛的……”赤炎塔主此时愣是张口说不出话的模样,“你就应该下地狱!” Hell is good!” Stee God Ra father is hopeful at this time said: Heard that in Eastern myth, named ksitigarbhas, pledged that does not chase the chamberpot of hell not to only achieve Buddhahood white/in vain anything! That is my idol! Has wanted to try the hell female monster the taste! You also really let alone, our types by the destiny lead who It is jealous, has the person in the hell! Knows the star of dawn? This fellow delivers the daughter to deliver the wife to me the name, good wait for me its day marvelous ability accomplishment, to dominate the world!” “地狱好啊!”史特拉神父此时却心生向往道:“听说东方的神话里面,就有一个叫作地藏的,发誓不白嫖光地狱的马子就不成佛什么的!那是我的偶像!早就想要试试地狱女妖的滋味了!你还真别说,咱们这种被祂妒忌的天命主角,在地狱有人!知道晨曦之星吗?这家伙就是给我送女儿送老婆名,好等我它日神功大成,雄霸天下的!” The distant place, Waske Saint Knight has carried resembled pantingly, sat down exhausted above the chair, Sister Wigny saw that is pinching in the person to him hastily. 远处,瓦斯科圣骑士已经背过气了去似的,瘫坐在了椅子之上,拉维妮雅修女见状,连忙给他捏着人中。 Ended, ended...... Sister Wigny, we could not go back, apologized......” “完了,完了……拉维妮雅修女,我们回不去了,谢罪吧……” Seeing only Waske Saint Knight both eyes is atheistic at this time, like empty shell looks at the conference site ceiling light, old man who probably will die. 只见瓦斯科圣骑士此时双目无神,如同空壳似的看着会场天花板的灯光,像是一个将死的老头。 „...... Was good, did not pull these!” Sees only Stee God Ra father at this time suddenly a thread of conversation revolution, trash scarlet flame, looked, in we two are acquainted in a share, wait for me will dominate the world in the future, enjoys your two hell female monsters to play! Avoid you did not have a competent secretary to old side, disgraced!” “……好了,不扯那些了!”只见史特拉神父此时忽然话锋一转,“垃圾赤炎,看在咱两相识一场的份上,等我日后雄霸天下,就赏你两个地狱女妖玩玩吧!省得你到老了身边都没有个能干的秘书,丢人!” Trash Stella! Duel! irreconcilable until death that!” Scarlet flame Tower Master instantaneous red eye. “垃圾史特拉!决斗吧!不死不休的那种!”赤炎塔主瞬间红了眼睛。 Comes!” Stee God Ra father pinched the sleeve instantaneously. “来就来啊!”史特拉神父瞬间捏起了袖子。 Begins-!” “动手-!” In the meantime, in the field drinks coldly. 就在此时,场内一声冷喝。 Sees only ten several to control a personnel who touches quietly, at this time simultaneously swoops, they divided to make two batch, directly operated Stee God Ra father and scarlet flame Tower Master frame. 只见十数名已经悄悄摸来的控场人员,此时同时飞扑而出,他们分作了两批,直接将史特拉神父与赤炎塔主架开。 do not pull I! I kill this bastard!” “别拉着我!我打死这龟孙!” Stella your officially informed brushes the mouth inexpensive trash, come!!” “史特拉你这个知会刷嘴贱的垃圾,来啊!!” Two people that was harnessed, could not begin, only the active leg...... two people of both feets from the sky entangled Mianmian the moment, finally cannot resist pulling from people. 被驾开的二人,动不了手了,只能动腿……二人的双脚在空中缠缠绵绵了片刻,最终还是未能抵抗来自众人的拉扯。 Lord, please move out of the way your great vision again slightly......” “主啊,请你再次稍稍挪开您伟大的目光吧……” Suddenly, collapsed together the sound remembered slowly, later held Stee God Ra father's that group of detectives, after feeling suddenly, neck one cool. 忽然间,一道崩掉了似的声音缓缓想起,随后抓住了史特拉神父的那群探员们,猛然感觉到后脖子一凉。 Sister Wigny does not know when came, in the hand also proposes to fold the stool...... seems like from the media area snatches. 拉维妮雅修女不知道什么时候过来了,手上还提着一把折凳……似乎是从媒体区那边抢来的。 WTF!” 卧槽!” Saw Sister Wigny to brandish at this time directly folded the stool, the detective who several supported Stee God Ra father let go instantaneously spring open. 见拉维妮雅修女此时直接抡起了折凳,几名架住了史特拉神父的探员瞬间松手弹开 Then...... then large-scale beating appeared- under flashing lights of innumerable twinkle. 然后……然后大型的殴打现场出现了-在无数闪烁的闪光灯之下。 ...... …… Do not pat! Cannot pat! Erases completely, otherwise confiscates your photography tools completely!” “别拍了!都不许拍!全部删掉,不然全部没收你们的拍摄工具!” In the media area, several detectives beckon with the hand, shouted loudly-, but always has an iron, thinks that photographed surreptitiously does not have the matter, was actually grasped, do not break off the cell phone and calling card at the scene. 媒体区之中,数名探员纷纷摆手,大声喝道-但总是有头铁的,以为偷拍就没有事情,却还是被抓了出来,别当场掰断了手机和电话卡。 Sees that lets the aunt also to be flabbergasted secretly, later planned first to pass to cloud Pan the picture to say again-, but this time palm covered instantaneously above her phone screen. 见状,任大妈也只好暗暗乍舌,随后打算先将照片上传到云盘再说-但此时一只手掌瞬间盖在了她的手机屏幕之上。 Miss Ren, please do not let our danger.” 任小姐,请不要让我们危难。” Ren Ziling has to smile embarrasedly. 任紫玲只好讪讪一笑。 After the detectives the cell phone took away, has not destroyed, but deletes the thing that some should not have after thoroughly, returns to the cell phone politely, offended, Miss Ren.” 探员将手机收走了之后,并没有破坏,只是彻底删除了一些不应该存在的东西之后,才客气地将手机送回,“得罪了,任小姐。” What lets the aunt also to say? 任大妈还能说些什么呢? She looked at eye detective to hang on the neck work identification, the forced smile said: Liu Tanyuan is right...... you to be so polite, what can I also say? You felt relieved that I know how to do.” 她看了眼这位探员挂在了脖子上的工作证,苦笑道:“刘探员对吗……你能这么客气,我还能说什么呢?你放心吧,我知道怎么做的了。” Unexpectedly the detective of this Liu, at this time suddenly the complexion changes, unexpectedly was own work identification pulling, later said sternly: Well, what's the matter? Isn't this worker my? I am not surnamed Liu, should be takes wrong! It is not good, my actually trades...... Miss Ren, disturbed! meet again | goodbye! Bye-bye!” 不料这位刘姓的探员,此时猛然脸色微变,竟是一把将自己的工作证给扯了下来,随后正色道:“咦,怎么回事?这个工作者不是我的?我不姓刘,应该是拿错了!不行,我的却换回来……任小姐,打扰了!再见!拜拜!” The detectives, run. 探员,跑。 What's the matter, flustered.” Lets the aunt puzzled to open the opens the mouth at this time, Li Zi, what words did I just speak incorrectly?” “咋回事,慌慌张张的。”任大妈此时一脸疑惑地张了张口,“梨子,我刚说错什么话了吗?” Probably... doesn't have ei?” Li Zi subconscious say/way. “好像…没有欸?”梨子下意识道。 Strange.” Ren Ziling has to shake the head, then sat, she thinks, then takes out the white paper also to have the pencil fast, is spreading anything on the white paper. “奇怪。”任紫玲只好摇摇头,然后坐了下来,她想了想,便飞快取出白纸还有铅笔来,在白纸上涂着什么。 Sister Ren, what are you drawing?” 任姐,你在画什么哦?” One a moment ago the father and Tower Master beat the scene depending on the memory drawing!” Lets the aunt to narrow the eye to say at this time: Knows that what is called abundantly and elegantly not?” “凭记忆画一下刚才神父和塔主殴打现场啊!”任大妈此时眯起眼睛道:“知道什么叫做图文并茂不?” Spirit... does the soul paint?” Li Zi blinks. “灵…灵魂作画?”梨子眨了眨眼睛。 Scene that these two matches people who you draw fight, seems like the love? 你画的这两个火柴人打架的场景,很像是爱情啊? ...... …… ...... …… In brief, the conference site was returning to normal. 总之,会场在不知不觉间恢复了平静。 The latter Leicester God Ra father tied up above the seat, the used iron chain is Sister Wigny borrows from detective there, the young nun also said very guilty, broke that folding the stool, she will compensate. 后来史特拉神父被绑在了座位之上,用的铁链是拉维妮雅修女从探员那里借来的,小修女还十分内疚地表示,砸坏了的那把折凳,她会赔偿的。 Administrative bureau said hastily doesn't use, the iron chain actually can also not need to return, okay. 管理局方面连忙说不用不用,铁链其实也可以不用归还了,就这么着吧。 Sister Wigny said the people of administrative bureau to be amiable, certainly will pray for them and so on. 拉维妮雅修女直呼管理局的人平易近人,一定会为他们祈福云云。 As for Deity Jiba mister, because the attending time influence extremely in the bad relations, had been shouted one side, carried out the necessary education through criticism. 至于【神人】基巴先生,因为与会时候影响太过于恶劣的关系,已经被喊到了一边,进行了必要的批评教育。 Buggy does not utter a word, clever, rejoiced oneself safeguarded the secret. 巴基一声不吭,乖得不行,庆幸自己保住了秘密。 ...... …… Really a lively morning. 真是一个热闹的早上。
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