TQBCS :: Volume #6

#514: Punctures Su Lin

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„Poster! Sought the live transmission, where this Su Lin was sacred!” “楼主！求直播,这个苏林到底是何方神圣啊！” „! This Su Lin is very probably great! hundred degrees celsius, everybody looks at this link, above has the news about Su Lin! Does not know that is this Su Lin!” “哇！这个苏林好像很了不起啊！百度一下,大家看一下这个链接,上面有关于苏林的新闻啊！不知道是不是这个苏林啊！” „Has not thought, this year among the new student will really have this character! Broadens the outlook really!” “没想到,今年新生当中竟然会有这种人物啊！真的是大开眼界啊！” „Snort! This called Su Lin, has hit our karate club President unexpectedly, just wait! We can retaliate......” “哼！这个叫苏林的,竟然将我们空手道社的社长打了,等着吧！我们会报复的……” „martial arts club, such trash association, how this did Su Lin become President?” “武术社,这么垃圾的社团,这个苏林怎么成为了社长啊？” „New student can, when association President? Too child's play!” “新生可以当社团的社长么？太儿戏了啊！” ...... …… At the forum all kinds of sounds have, at once, the quantity of receipt rises suddenly. But these receipts topics, is aiming at Su Lin all, the student who these can search the material that glance over Su Lin, was to the experience and achievement of Su Lin surprisedly. 论坛上各种各样的声音都有,一时之间,回帖的数量急剧上升。而这些回帖的话题,也无不是针对着苏林,那些将苏林能够搜索到的资料都浏览的学生,更是对苏林的经历和成就惊讶不已了。 „Eh? I also search, our school spends the legal representatives of Senior Sister Yun Yiyi recently established cloud Yi Forest media LLC also to be called Su Lin unexpectedly, does not know that with this Su Lin is the same person!” “咦？我还搜索到,我们学校校花云依依学姐新成立的云依林传媒有限公司的法人代表竟然也叫做苏林,不知道和这个苏林是不是同一个人啊！” One as the Yun Yiyi fans students, something that looks up, has sent. However, this indefinite news, quick submerged in the middle of the receipt. 有一个身为云依依粉丝的大二学生,无意之间查到的一些东西,也发了上来。不过,这种不确定的消息,很快就淹没在了回帖当中了。 Many receipts, and does not believe regarding teasing of Su Lin. After all, everybody also knows that rumor is exaggerates, even is contains errors, is unthinkable. Is so fierce and great regarding these posts, almost the person who Su Lin said were skeptical, even many people have been divided into two factions, started to argue, yesterday evening, did Su Lin have karate club Li Boda hits. 更多的回帖,还是对于苏林的调侃和不相信。毕竟,大家也都知道谣言很多都是夸张的,甚至是有误的,不可相信。对于那些帖子里面将苏林说的那么厉害和了不起,几乎人都是持怀疑态度的,甚至有好多人都分成了两个派别,开始争论了起来,到底昨天晚上,苏林有没有将空手道社的李博达打了。 Various issues, the receipts of various rare and beautiful flowers. However no matter what, in this first two days that the clear Peking University study this year new student begins school, if with a keyword described that entire wind direction and trend, that can only be „Su Lin” these two characters. No matter formerly saw with one's own eyes Su Lin in the student who at these two events displays, simply has not seen Su Lin, student who the complete hearsay joins in the fun, indisputable deeply remembered these two characters. 各种问题,各种奇葩的回帖。但是不管怎么说,在清北大学今年新生开学的这头两天,如果用一个关键词来形容整个风向和趋势的话,那就只能是“苏林”这两个字了。不管是先前亲眼看到苏林在这两个事件上表现的学生,还是根本没有见过苏林,完全道听途说凑热闹的学生,都无可厚非的将这两个字深深地记住了。 Can in hundred years of school, the clear Peking University study of national highest school be pushed up so the crest of wave crest public opinion, perhaps Su Lin first. Even, students including other schools, heard the rumor from the network, enters the clear Peking University study at the bbs forum to read the related post in abundance. So many browsing, caused the network to be crowd, the bbs forum server of clear Peking University study was unable to withstand the load unexpectedly, down. 能够在百年学府,全国最高学府的清北大学被推上如此风头浪尖的舆论,恐怕苏林还是第一个了。甚至,连一些其他学校的学生,也从网络上听到了谣言,纷纷进入清北大学的bbs论坛上看相关的帖子。如此多的浏览,造成了网络拥堵,清北大学的bbs论坛服务器竟然不堪重负,宕机了。 „Does? How can't the homepage land?” “怎么搞的啊？怎么网页登陆不上了啊？” „Right! Me is also, the debarkation is unable to demonstrate, what's the matter?” “对啊！我这边也是,登陆都是无法显示,怎么回事啊？” „Grass! The server and homepage of our school forum are the blue flying in circles mechanics who invited? How at crucial moment on down? I just saw a reply of being learned......” “艹！我们学校论坛的服务器和网页是请的蓝翔技工的么？怎么关键时候就宕机了啊？我才刚刚看到一个有料的回复来着呢……” „Was not this topic about Su Lin too will be irritable, did the school force to close the forum?” “不会是这个关于苏林的话题太火爆了,学校强制将论坛关闭了吧？” ...... …… Debarkation on forum, many people did not guess, was the Su Lin matter makes school leader there? The school wants the control public opinion, is forced to switch off the forum. 登陆不上论坛了,许多人都纷纷猜测,是不是苏林的事情闹到了校领导那里去了？学校要控制舆论,才被迫关掉论坛的。 However, was the school leader who the schoolmates settled the Peking University study undeserved. After all although the clear Peking University study the principal is also a vice- ministerial-level official rank. However receives the open mind that opinion zi is tempting. But at this time, principal vermilion Xueqing in clear Peking University study principal office looks at the homepage that on the computer screen has renovated cannot turn on, has actually smiled bitterly, has dialed the telephone of networking department. 不过,也是同学们冤枉了清北大学的校领导了。毕竟清北大学虽然校长也是一个副部级官员级别。但是还是秉承着言论zi诱的开放态度的。可这个时候,在清北大学校长办公室里面的校长朱学清看着电脑屏幕上一直刷新打不开的网页,却是苦笑了一声,拨通了网络技术部门的电话。 „Hey! Principal vermilion, the matter of school forum paralysis, we are processing. Was the burden was too heavy, why did not know, the current capacity all of a sudden sharp increase of website, probably was several issues of posts. We have been processing, prepares to forbid the visit of extracurricular ip temporarily, only permits our school ip visit......” “喂！朱校长,学校论坛瘫痪的事情,我们正在处理。实在是负担太重了,不知道为什么,网站的流量一下子剧增了,好像是几个帖子的问题。我们正在处理了,准备暂时禁止校外ip的访问,只允许我们学校内部的ip访问……” The related technology personnel of clear Peking University study networking department receive the principal vermilion Xueqing call , was expressing in a terrible fix during they are repairing in a rush. 清北大学网络技术部门的相关技术人员接到校长朱学清的电话,也是正焦头烂额地表示他们正在抢修当中。 „Hehe! Yesterday Liping chatted, chatted this student who called Su Lin. Has not thought, he has caused such stir unexpectedly. It seems like is really not a law-abiding person! The clear Peking University study not so was peaceful, now were also many Su Lin this kind of alternative thorn head, hehe, it seems like later thinks that little will not hear this name!” “呵呵！昨天丽萍过来聊天的时候,就聊到了这个叫苏林的学生。没想到,他竟然引起了这样的轰动。看来果然也不是一个安分的人啊！清北大学本来就已经不那么安静了,现在又多了苏林这样一个另类的刺头,呵呵,看来以后想必不会少听到他这个名字咯！” Has smiled bitterly, principal vermilion Xueqing thought aloud, helpless said. 苦笑了一声,校长朱学清自言自语地无奈道。 As the principal of clear Peking University study, vermilion Xueqing in these official's second generations and aristocratic family juniors regarding own campus, it can be said that is familiar with. Because after all each aristocratic family juniors are not the generations of being easy, basically every month, more or less, because these official's second generations and aristocratic family juniors have caused many disputes and events. 身为清北大学的校长,朱学清对于自己校园里面的那些官二代和世家子弟,可以说是如数家珍。因为毕竟每一个世家子弟都不是易于之辈,基本上每个月,都或多或少因为这些官二代和世家子弟引起了很多纠纷和事件。 May dread their behind influences after all, even if vermilion Xueqing is also the vice- ministry-level cadre, has to give some faces. Often must have a headache goes more coordinated the event, on yesterday's Su Lin Li Boda hitting matter, vermilion Xueqing received the call that side Li has made yesterday evening. 可毕竟忌惮他们身后的势力,即便朱学清也是副部级干部,也不得不给一些面子。时常就要头疼地去协调一些事件,就昨天苏林将李博达给打了的事情,朱学清在昨天晚上就接到了李家那边打过来的电话了。 „Fortunately, Su Lin now could be said as the Qin Family accurate granddaughter's husband, Liping also recalled the the capital Bureau of Education unexpectedly, but also made me look after the accurate son-in-law who this can stir up trouble specially, it seems like really so, this Su Lin! Later thinks that must make the old man have a headache much......” “不过还好,苏林现在可以说是秦家的准孙女婿了,丽萍竟然也调回京城教育局了,还特意让我关照他这个会惹事的准女婿,看来果然如此,这个苏林啊！以后想必要让老夫头疼不少咯……” Principal vermilion Xueqing is thinking, really before long, the bbs forum of clear Peking University study was restored. However, was similar to just that technical personnel in the telephone said that the user who now only permits the clear Peking University school garden network visited, ip of other school is unable to visit to query the Peking University study the bbs forum. 校长朱学清就这么想着,果然不一会儿,清北大学的bbs论坛就被恢复了过来。不过,如同刚刚那个技术人员在电话里面说的,现在只允许清北大学校园网络的用户访问了,外校的ip将无法访问清北大学的bbs论坛了。 Looks to restore the later forum, is renovating various types of posts and replies fast, basically about Su Lin and Qin Yanran topic, principal vermilion Xueqing reluctantly shook the head to smile, without the means that can only accept such a fact, hoping Su Lin this thorn do not make some huge trouble to come to be good. 看着恢复了以后的论坛,还是快速地刷新着各种帖子和回复,基本上都是关于苏林和秦嫣然的话题,校长朱学清就无奈地摇了摇头笑了笑,没有办法,只能够接受这么一个事实,但愿苏林这个刺头不要惹出一些天大的麻烦来就好。 „Network recovery! Everybody posts the post quickly......” “网络恢复了！大家快去发帖子……” „Haha! I just sent photographs surreptitiously the Su Lin post, really had more than 10,000 hit rates, more than 100 receipts......” “哈哈！我刚刚发的偷拍苏林的帖子,竟然已经有了10000多点击量,100多个回帖了……” ...... …… In article 2303 classrooms noisy, the schoolmates took the cell phone to kid around, at this time the face of homeroom teacher Xu Hui has been mad red. She this year is 35 years old, is the economic doctor, long ago had a failure, but the short marriage, after divorcing, continuously single, was admitted to the master's degree, subsequently doctorate, finally honorable became the human highest rank was known as the entire human race „remains warrior” abnormal biological doctor. 文2303的教室里面乱哄哄的,同学们拿着手机嬉闹成了一堂,此时班主任老师徐慧的脸已经气得红红的了。她今年35岁,是经济学博士,早年有过一段失败而短暂的婚姻,离了婚以后,就一直单身,考取硕士学位,继而博士学位,最终光荣的成为了人类最高等级号称全人类“剩斗士”的变态生物女博士。 After having earned the doctorate, Xu Hui has taught in the clear Peking University study. This year, she holds the post of economics institute finance department 1 class of class teacher, managed class according to the past experience, the starting work meeting, is actually not thinking, has bumped into such situation unexpectedly. Almost all schoolmates, revolve that to call Su Lin, expresses the viewpoint and is kidding around, with cell phone ** the altar/jar post, is noisy on the spot, a point does not have the atmosphere of classroom. 取得了博士学位以后,徐慧就一直在清北大学任教了。今年,她担任经济学院金融系1班的班主任,按照以往的经验去管理班级,正在开班会的,却不想,竟然碰上了这样的情况。几乎所有的同学,都围绕着那个叫苏林的,发表着观点和嬉闹着,用手机**坛帖子,现场闹哄哄的,一点都没有教室的气氛。 „Su Lin! You yesterday really Li Boda of karate club group hitting?” “苏林！你昨天真的将空手道社团的李博达给打了？” „Do you and newborn school spend Qin Yanran in the university are boyfriend and girlfriend?” “你和新生校花秦嫣然原先在大学就是男女朋友吧？” „Su Lin, had in a post to say probably had called Su Lin and did Senior Sister Yun Yiyi have the company together? Is that person you?” “苏林,有个帖子里面好像说了有个叫苏林的和云依依学姐一起开了公司？那个人是你么？” ...... …… Saw that a person gathers round Su Lin to ask east asked the west, the scene completely not by control, the face of Xu Hui rose red. In this age, the woman who has not married, had with the aunt of menopause simply spells. However, what is different from the menopause aunt, Xu Hui it can be said that is in the graceful bearing best time now. 看到一圈人围着苏林问东问西,场面完全不受控制了,徐慧的脸涨得通红。在她这个年纪,还没有结婚的女人,简直就和更年期的大妈有得一拼了。不过,与更年期大妈不同的是,徐慧现在可以说是处于风韵最佳的时候。 The plentiful stature, the high buttocks, are the same with Fang Liping, this is a ripe female, has the ripe female of doctorate, university homeroom teacher. 略带丰腴的身材,翘翘的屁股,和方丽萍一样,这是一个熟女,还是一个有着博士学位的熟女,大学班主任老师。 However at this time, the schoolmates may not have that many attention to appreciate this attractive female homeroom teacher, they completely immerse in interviewing Su Lin, in the middle of the behavior that then the live broadcast posts. Su Lin naturally is also tired out by dealing with them, after all is the same class schoolmate, although their curiosity were too heavy, but Su Lin tactfully answered an issue of small part. 不过这个时候,同学们可没有那么多的注意力来欣赏这个漂亮的女班主任老师,他们完全沉浸在采访苏林,然后现场直播发帖的行为当中去了。苏林自然也就疲于应对他们,毕竟是同一个班级的同学,虽然他们的好奇心太重了,但是苏林还是委婉地回答了一小部分的问题。 „Peaceful! Peaceful! The schoolmates, be please peaceful to be good!” “安静！安静！同学们,请安静一下好不好！” No matter how class teacher Xu Hui called, her sound submerged in the laughter and cheers of schoolmates, not having the means that Xu Hui only to tread the high-heeled shoes, arrived at this to initiate this event the front of instigator Su Lin step by step, opened out one pile to encircle with great difficulty in Su Lin front schoolmate, stood in the Su Lin front, Xu Hui ablaze with anger said to Su Lin: „Su Lin! What do you want to make? Can our class meetings, turn into your press conference?” 不管班主任徐慧怎么叫,她的声音都淹没在了同学们的嬉笑和欢呼声当中,没有办法,徐慧只能够踏着高跟鞋,一步步走到这个引发这个事件的始作俑者苏林的面前,好不容易拨开一堆围在苏林面前的同学,站在苏林的面前,徐慧怒气冲冲地对苏林道:“苏林！你这是要做什么？要将我们的班会,变成你自己一个人的记者招待会么？” „Old...... teacher, excuse me! I...... I do not think! But, the schoolmates were too warm. My also control!” “老……老师,不好意思啊！我……我也不想的呀！可是,同学们太热情了。我也控制不了啊！” Su Lin is also resigned-looking looks at Xu Hui, he is also tired of east asking of these schoolmates to ask the west, but stems from the politeness, after all he must mix in this class, where can all of a sudden all schoolmates offending? 苏林也是一脸无奈地看着徐慧,他也烦这些同学的问东问西,可是出于礼貌,毕竟他还要在这个班级里面混,哪儿能一下子将所有的同学给得罪了啊？ „control not! You exit to me, walk! You exit to me first, goes to the office with me! I had the words and you said!” “控制不了！那你就给我出去,走！你先给我出去,跟我到办公室去！我有话和你说！” Based on the chaotic scene, Xu Hui does not have other means at present. Only can think the means to shift Su Lin this thorn to say first again . Moreover, she to avoid this situation the occurrence of once more, Xu Hui thought oneself needed to confess some Su Lin issues. Therefore, her also anything scruples, works on the hand of Su Lin, draws him to walk toward the classroom outside. 基于眼前混乱的场面,徐慧也没有别的办法了。只能够想办法将苏林这个刺头先转移出去再说,而且,她为了避免这种情况的再次发生,徐慧觉得自己有必要交代苏林一些问题了。所以,她也什么顾忌,一把抓起苏林的手,拉着他就往教室外面走去。 But Su Lin is actually one, by at present this attractive mature homeroom teacher grabbing the hand, the nice and warm palm has grabbed own wrist/skill, moreover that palm is a little as if slimy. 而苏林却是一愣之下,就被眼前这个漂亮成熟的班主任老师给抓住了手,热乎乎的手心抓着自己的手腕,而且那个手心似乎还有点粘糊糊的。
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