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#710: Spirit postman ( 9 )

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„Will very play......” Feng Bujue to read the newspaper in car(riage) pocket, the corners of the mouth twitched slightly two. “挺会玩儿啊……”封不觉看着车兜里的报纸,嘴角微微抽动了两下。 Although in the heart somewhat is discontented, some anxieties, but he endured...... 虽然心中有些不满、还有些疑虑,但他还是忍了…… If then loud inquiry spirit postman, nothing but on two results: First, was disregarded ; Second, by electric shock. 若是回头大声询问幽灵邮差的话,无非就两种结果:第一,遭到无视;第二,被电击。 „After without means...... to have a look at him is what meaning......” treats that zi zi sound goes far away, Jue Bro simply the bicycle stops, took out that volume of newspapers from the car(riage) pocket, and in launches at present slowly. “没办法……看看他是什么意思吧……”待那嗞嗞声远去后,觉哥索性将自行车停好,从车兜里取出了那卷报纸,并在眼前慢慢展开。 First maps his view, is this publication's Name: 【Otaku Town vanguard report】 首先映入他眼帘的,是这份刊物本身的名称:【奥塔库镇先锋报】 Then, is the front page headline: 【Spirit postman retains Otaku post office year best staff award again】 接着,就是头版头条:【幽灵邮差再度蝉联奥塔库邮局年度最佳员工奖】 What quite happy feeling is, picture that this news matches, is only an unmanned scenery photo...... 颇为喜感的是,这条新闻所配的图片,只是一张无人的风景照…… „This reporter also spells, if the embryo mark of ground is not...... explained that he who he himself draws really took a snapshot the spirit elder brother who rode a bicycle.” Feng Bujue reads a newspaper while discussed that „wait/etc...... before then...... in such small town, unexpectedly newspaper office?” “这记者也蛮拼的嘛,如果地上的胎痕不是他自己画上去的……说明他是真的抓拍到了正在骑车的幽灵哥。”封不觉边看报边念道,“等等……在此之前……这么小的镇子里,居然还有报社？” 【Regardless of blows wind and rains, hot sun, hail, typhoon and bad fog...... we unable to see form that spirit postman runs around. However, we are very clear, he on oneself post, conscientious, illumination has given off heat, contributes labor and materials for construction harmonious happy Otaku Town. Naturally, his achievement, cannot separate with the enlightened leadership of this town/subdues post office chief Mr. Norman Nelson ; Cannot separate with, the great Otaku principle spirit that this town/subdues grasps.】 【无论刮风、下雨、烈日、冰雹、台风、大雾……我们都看不到幽灵邮差四处奔波的身影。但是,我们都很清楚,他一直就在自己的岗位上,兢兢业业、发光发热,为建设和谐美好的奥塔库镇添砖加瓦。当然了,他的这份成就,与本镇邮局局长诺曼.纳尔逊先生的英明领导是分不开的;与本镇所秉持的、伟大的奥塔库主义精神是分不开的。】 The my dear friend who „writes the report is new 【bi-】 The society changes job......” only looks at the content that the article began, Feng Bujue on make complaints gets up, „classical idle talk adds the classical transition to add the classical repertoire of classical horse buttocks......” “写报导的这位仁兄是新【哔-】社跳槽过来的吧……”只看了文章开头的内容,封不觉就不禁吐槽起来,“经典废话加经典转折加经典马屁的经典套路啊……” The content that this report goes basically is also this repertoire, mainly enumerated some spirit postman diligent work „deeds”, and embraced „leaders” part of merit forcefully body. 这篇报导接下去的内容基本也都是这个套路,主要就是列举了一些幽灵邮差勤恳工作的“事迹”,并且强行将一部分功劳揽到了“领导们”的身上。 Therefore...... nowadays, working as a model worker is not easy. Wants honor that enjoys itself to make, but must first thank the national thanks party, thanked the leadership to win the parents. 所以说……这年头,当个劳模也不容易。想要享受自己挣来的荣誉,还得先感谢国家感谢党,感谢领导胜爹娘。 „Un...... this was the Christmas same day daily paper, after news majority that above reported should be yesterday's news......” Feng Bujue looked at the first edition of newspaper, swept date on a corner, „, but, this front page headline seemed to have no the value, I have known from the service manual of post office.” He talked over, while turned the newspaper. “嗯……这是圣诞节当天的日报,上面报导的新闻大部分应该都是昨天的消息……”封不觉看完了报纸的第一版后,扫了一眼角落上的日期,“不过,这头版头条似乎没有什么价值,我从邮局的工作手册上就已经知道了。”他一边念叨,一边将报纸翻了一下。 Unexpectedly, this newspaper turns to second, appeared exceptionally. 不料,这报纸翻到第二面,就出现了异常。 „Several meanings?” Feng Bujue empty focuses, turned several editions, soon then discovered that...... besides front page headline and advertisement of tail page( an advertisement of model of bicycle), in the hand the middle part of this pack of newspapers is a character does not have unexpectedly. However...... on typesetting has arranged every pages . Moreover the illustration has also inserted. “几个意思？”封不觉虚着眼,又翻了几版,很快便发现……除了头版头条和尾页的广告(一款自行车的广告)之外,手中这叠报纸的中间部分竟是一个字都没有。但是……每一页上的排版都已经排好了,而且插图也已经插上了。 „Invisible ink? No character Heavenly Book?” In the Feng Bujue brain flashed through two thoughts quickly, the line of sight walked randomly on the paper high-speed, is seeking for the traces. “隐形墨水？无字天书？”封不觉脑中很快闪过了两个念头,视线则在纸上高速游走,寻找着蛛丝马迹。 After he inspected one carefully, confirmed a fact- is only has not really printed. 而待他仔细检查了一番后,确认了一个事实-真的只是没印字上去而已。 „This what the hell very innovative...... Jue Bro smiled actually”, „this gadget is the newspaper...... ‚map-read speech’ English examination paper......” “这他喵的倒是挺有创意的啊……”觉哥笑了起来,“这玩意儿到底算是报纸呢……还是‘看图说话’的英语试卷呢……” When chatted, he was also fast the newspaper in the middle of several editions of blank turned, and writes down the contents of all illustrations. 说笑之际,他又快速将报纸当中空白的几版翻了一遍,并且将所有插图的内容都记了下来。 Also does not know that is the coincidence...... the quantity of illustration, altogether is 13. 也不知是不是巧合……插图的数量,总共是十三幅。 ............ ………… After ten minutes, arrived on the map to northern Jue Bro that „store” is. 十分钟后,一路向北的觉哥来到了地图上那家“商店”的所在。 Just like other stores in this town/subdues, this place front door shuts tightly, in the gate is hanging „CLOSE” sign. Looks around toward by the glass door, can affirm in the shop the nobody left, moreover when is one already leaves uncultivated to be many appearance. 和这镇中的其他商铺一样,此地大门紧闭,门上挂着“CLOSE”的牌子。透过玻璃门往里张望,可以肯定店内空无一人,而且是一副已经荒废多时的样子。 „...... Is as expected.” Feng Bujue looks at the store front door forced smile to say. “呵……不出所料啊。”封不觉望着商店大门苦笑道。 After two seconds, he from the bicycle, and stop the car(riage), then...... picked up the big stone of roadside. 两秒后,他从自行车上下来,并将车停稳,然后……捡起了路边的一块大石头。 pang pang pang- 乓乓乓- He wields the arm, pounded continually three toward the glass door, the result...... on the glass only left behind a minimum white spot, did not have including a fissure ; Was his own arm is shaken on the contrary tingles with numbness. 他挥起胳膊,朝着玻璃门连砸三下,结果……玻璃上只留下了一个极小的白点,连一丝裂痕都没有;反倒是他自己的胳膊被震得发麻了。 Withdraws two steps „as for......” Feng Bujue, threw off the stone on hand, „bulletproof glass?” “至于么……”封不觉退后两步,甩掉了手上的石头,“防弹玻璃啊？” He is not quite truly clear, front door glass of ordinary grocery store so will be why firm. 他确实不太明白,为什么一家普通杂货店的大门玻璃会如此坚固。 „Threatening very......” Jue Bro gasps for breath, then reached the coat pocket the hand, copied that Nokia 3310...... “逼人太甚……”觉哥喘了口气,便将手伸向了上衣口袋,把那部诺基亚3310抄了出来…… „Stop!” Suddenly, that once presented that the elusive female voice to resound one time once again. “住手！”忽然,那个曾出现过一次的、空灵的女声又一次响起了。 Feng Bujue heard the sound, hurries to receive the hand, and turns around to take a fast look around. 封不觉闻声,赶紧收手,并转身扫视。 „Really...... this fellow is not ‚person’......” he searches the trace of opposite party in the fog, while the heart said that „she distinct had previously been cut off in ‚bridge’ another side, this little while appeared in the town/subdues unexpectedly......” “果然……这家伙也不是‘人’吧……”他一边在雾中搜索对方的踪影,一边心道,“此前她分明已经被阻隔在了‘桥’的另一边,这会儿居然又在镇中出现了……” „How do you enter the town/subdues?” Feng Bujue could not find the exact location of opposite party, therefore he decided first to say two, „was outside the town/subdues has the rescue crew to come?” “你是怎么进镇的？”封不觉找不到对方的具体位置,所以他决定先说两句,“是不是镇外有救援队来了？” „I...... here, have never left.” The woman returns said. “我……一直在这儿,从未离开过。”那女人回道。 Indistinct reverberation of her sound in fog, is difficult to seek the source. 她的声音在雾中飘渺回荡,难觅源头。 „I asked that......” said facing this was equal to the answer without said that Feng Bujue changes the way of inquiry immediately, „how do you cross that bridge?” “那我这么问吧……”面对这说了等于没说的答案,封不觉立刻改变了提问的方式,“你是怎么越过那座桥的？” But this, that woman disregarded the Jue Bro issue simply, said: „Dave, I am unable to explain to you am too many, but you must believe me, I want to help you......” her tone seem very sincere, „do not destroy the building on this town/subdues, will then have no advantage...... also to cause the irretrievable consequence to you.” 但这回,那个女人干脆无视了觉哥的问题,自顾自地说道:“戴夫,我无法跟你解释太多,但你必须相信我,我想要帮你……”她的语气显得很恳切,“千万不要破坏这个镇上的建筑物,那对你没有任何好处……还会造成难以挽回的后果。” „I can believe you.” Feng Bujue said that „, but you must first reply me, actually you are......” “我可以相信你。”封不觉道,“但你得先回答我,你究竟是……” zi zi zi zi zi zi- 嗞嗞嗞嗞嗞嗞- At at this moment, all around resounded continuously, the sound of rapid rolling chain, the Feng Bujue's sound submerging. 就在此刻,四周响起了此起彼伏的、急促的滚链之声,生生将封不觉的声音给淹没了。 „What's the matter?” heard the sound, in Feng Bujue heart one startled ; Only since the sound judged when this is minimum simultaneously is twenty old style bicycles rides the line sound, „spirit postman incessantly?” “怎么回事？”闻声,封不觉心中一惊;仅从声音判断,这起码得是二十几辆老式自行车同时骑行时的动静,“难道幽灵邮差不止一个？” Meanwhile, that elusive female student shouted suddenly loudly: „Opportunity! Opens the eye quickly!” Her shout wearing out noise, spread to the ear of Jue Bro. 与此同时,那空灵的女生突然大声喊了起来:“机会！快睁开眼睛！”她的喊声穿破噪音,堪堪传入了觉哥的耳中。 „Opens...... the eye?” Feng Bujue knows that the instruction of opposite party is very important, but he is unable to understand its meaning, because his eye...... is opening at this moment without doubt condition. “睁开……眼睛？”封不觉知道对方的指示很重要,但他无法理解其含义,因为他的眼睛……此刻无疑是睁着的状态。 Is good has not continued is too long because of...... his doubts. 好在……他的疑惑并未持续太久。 The next second, the mutation lives steep! 下一秒,异变陡生！
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