TP :: Volume #7 Volume 5

#647: Terrifying nursery rhymes ( 9 )


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The Jue Bro no moral integrity behavior has not continued is too long, because that spirit pirate stopped him quickly exasperatedly, and gave up listening to music idea. 觉哥的无节操行为并没有持续太久,因为那幽灵海盗很快就忍无可忍地制止了他,并放弃了“听音乐”的想法。 After dialing the twang and singing sound stop, Ruoyu then from the next room comes back. 拨弦声和歌声停止后,若雨便自行从隔壁房间回来了。 Enters the room, her then face shuts out looks at Jue Bro saying: Insane enough?” 一进屋,她便一脸嫌弃地看着觉哥道:“疯够了?” „...... Similar......” Feng Bujue smiled is returning said. “呵……差不多了吧……”封不觉微笑着回道。 Un...... can make NPC take back the proposed request with this method...... is also an ability.” Xiao Tan commented. “嗯……能用这种方法让NPC收回已经提出的要求……也是一种能力啊。”小叹评论道。 Good, the boy, you ability in music I were understood......” at this time, the spirit pirate also said to Jue Bro, was I made a mistake, I should not musicthis word......” he stop for several seconds at your surface premise ‚, on full one glass of liquor to oneself, you said a joke what, this you always didn't have the issue?” “好吧,小子,你在音乐方面的才能我算是了解了……”这时,幽灵海盗又对觉哥说道,“是我错了,我根本不该在你面前提‘音乐’这个词……”他停顿了几秒,又给自己满上一杯酒,“你还是说个笑话什么的吧,这个你总没问题了吧?” Regarding this, I was doubtful......” Ruoyu empty to focus, at the right moment complains. “对此,我深表怀疑……”若雨虚着眼,适时地吐了个槽。 Feng Bujue disregarded taunting of teammate, looks that the spirit pirate asked: Can yes, what advantage but can I obtain?” By this little while, he thought that almost should put forward a condition. 封不觉无视了队友的挖苦,看着幽灵海盗问道:“可以是可以,但我能得到什么好处呢?”到这会儿,他觉得差不多该提点条件了。 Ha? What do you want?” The spirit pirate said. “哈?你要什么?”幽灵海盗道。 This is not the key point, what is the key point...... you can give me?” Feng Bujue meets to say. “这不是重点,重点是……你能给我什么?”封不觉接道。 Un, said right.” The spirit pirate takes up the wine glass, I can you......” he hesitant the moment, filled a liquor, „...... a key.” “嗯,说得对。”幽灵海盗拿起酒杯,“我能给你……”他犹豫了片刻,灌了口酒,“……一把钥匙。” Also?” Feng Bujue also said. “还有呢?”封不觉又道。 Did not have.” The spirit pirate returns crudely said that what, if you must add again, I can throw in your several slaps in the face, how do you look?” “没有了。”幽灵海盗粗暴地回道,“如果你非要再加点儿什么,我可以附赠你几个耳光,你看怎么样?” This......” Feng Bujue spoke thoughtlessly to talk over one, at heart pondering over: Must take Diamond Bell, having a look on this NPC also to have the surplus values to squeeze? “这样啊……”封不觉随口念叨了一句,心里琢磨着:要不要把金刚铃拿出来,看看这个NPC身上还有没有剩余价值可以压榨呢? Considered after several seconds, he gave up this idea, felt that on...... Diamond Bell Special Effect uses here wastes slightly obviously. 考虑了几秒后,他还是放弃了这个想法,感觉上……将金刚铃特效用在此处稍显浪费。 „Does pirate mister, you know the king?” After several seconds, Jue Bro changed the topic, it seems like, he had started to speak his joke suddenly. “海盗先生,你认识国王吗?”数秒后,觉哥忽然转移了话题,看来,他已经开始讲他的“笑话”了。 Naturally knew.” The spirit pirate returns said that George II, great king.” His expression becomes very subtle, in the tone took several points of bitterness and astringency, was his fleet...... destroyed my ship, killed my hand/subordinate that group of young animals, when robs my valuables and money......” spoke this saying, his transparent body becomes and out, his look was also getting more and more strange, hehe...... I think probably......” he put down the wine glass, looked up to Jue Bro, I had died, right?” “当然认识。”幽灵海盗回道,“乔治二世,伟大的国王陛下。”他的表情变得很微妙,语气中带上了几分苦涩,“就是他的舰队……毁了我的船,杀了我手下那帮小崽子们,抢走了我的财宝……”说这话时,他那透明的身躯变得忽隐忽现,他的眼神也越来越怪异,“呵呵……我好像想起来了……”他放下酒杯,抬头看向觉哥,“我已经死了,对吗?” Yes.” Feng Bujue spoke frankly. “是的。”封不觉直言不讳道。 „...... This liquor drinks a feeling not to have no wonder.” The spirit pirate discussed. “啊……难怪这酒喝下去一点感觉都没有。”幽灵海盗念道。 Since you know the king, and has such gratitude and grudges with him, that was easy to do.” The Feng Bujue then words saying, we said George II was good.” “既然你认识国王,而且和他有着这样的恩怨,那就好办了。”封不觉接着刚才的话道,“我们就来说说乔治二世好了。” What's wrong? You want to say that king does laugh?” The spirit pirate meets saying that I may Bujue I be amused by that.” “怎么?你想说个‘国王笑话’吗?”幽灵海盗接道,“我可不觉得我会被那逗乐。” Feng Bujue has not managed the opposite party, said: Regarding most kings, can die in an unexpected situation suddenly, perhaps on the contrary is a luck. This be killed by the enemy, is killed by the family member or is killed to be much more dignified than by the servant. Also does not need to be suffered by the pain for a long time, does not need to be worried because of old, but personality big change and keeping integrity in later years.” 封不觉没理对方,自顾自地说了下去:“对于绝大多数的国王来说,能在一种意外的情况下突然死去,也许反倒是一种幸运。这要比被敌人杀害、被亲人杀害或者被仆人杀害体面得多。也不用长期受病痛折磨,更不用担心因年迈而性情大变、晚节不保。” Actually do you want to say what?” The spirit pirate said. “你究竟想说什么?”幽灵海盗说道。 However, some situations of seeking novelty will also happen sometimes, before causing they lose this just before the end dignity.” Feng Bujue meets saying that „when October 25 , 1760 early morning, for a long time by King George II of constipation puzzle, because of feces makes an effort excessively fiercely, causes the band aneurism breakage sudden death.” He spreads out both hands, this unfortunate Great Britain king, died in the toilet.” “然而,有时也会有些猎奇的情况发生,使得他们失去这份临终前的‘体面’。”封不觉接道,“1760年10月25日的清晨,长期受便秘困扰的乔治二世国王,因大便时用力过猛,引起夹层动脉瘤破裂猝死。”他摊开双手,“这位不幸的大英帝国国王,死在了马桶上。” When the voice falls, in room completely silent. 话音落时,房间里鸦雀无声。 After several seconds,...... 数秒后…… Ha haha Ha.....” The spirit pirate erupted to be hard self-made laughing, this...... haha Ha..... this was I listens...... Ha..... most has talked nonsense...... ha haha Ha..... to laugh at...... haha Ha.....” “哈哈哈哈……”幽灵海盗爆发出了难以自制的大笑,“这……哈哈哈……这是我听过……哈哈……最扯淡……哈哈哈哈……的笑话了……哈哈哈……” In fact, what I said is the real matter.” Feng Bujue unemotionally and met one. “事实上,我说的是真事儿。”封不觉面无表情地又接了一句。 aha aha Ha.....” The spirit pirate is one laughs wildly, was not good...... haha Ha..... I dead...... hahahaha Ha.....” He so smiles makes an effort, as if the lung must explode was the same. “噗啊哈啊哈哈……”幽灵海盗又是一阵狂笑,“不行了……哈哈哈……我要死了……哈哈哈哈哈……”他笑得如此用力,仿佛肺都要炸了一样。 Crossed half sound, this fellow slightly slow the attitude has come, but he cannot stop the happy expression on face: „...... The feeling is really carefree.” He fished out a key from the bosom, placed on the table, takes away, boy.” 过了半响,这家伙才稍稍缓过气儿来,但他还是止不住脸上的笑意:“啊……感觉真畅快。”他从怀中摸出了一把钥匙,放在了桌上,“拿去吧,小子。” The key is separated from that spirit pirate fingertip instantly, by the empty reality, was then turned into Item that by a translucent shadow has the entity. 钥匙脱离那幽灵海盗指尖的刹那,便由虚化实,由一个半透明的影子变成了一件具备实体的物品 But pirate, actually after handing over the key become even more transparent, until vanishes thoroughly...... 而那海盗自己,却在交出钥匙后变得愈发透明,直至彻底消失…… In the final moment, on his face, was still hanging a villain proper and unscrupulous smile. 在最后的一刻,他的脸上,仍挂着一个恶棍应有的、肆无忌惮的笑容。 Current Quest has completed 【当前任务已完成】 System Notification resounds, Bottle, glass, violin these three Item all changed to the white light to vanish. 系统提示响起的时候,瓶子、玻璃杯和小提琴这三件物品全都化作白光消失了。 Feng Bujue goes forward immediately two steps, takes up that key that the pirate left behind. 封不觉随即就上前两步,拿起了海盗留下的那把钥匙。 Name: The golden key of pirate 名称:海盗的金钥匙】 Type: Consumables 【类型:消耗品】 Quality: Ordinary 【品质:普通】 Function: Opens pirate treasure box 【功能:打开海盗宝箱】 Can it be taken out of the scenario: No 是否可带出该剧本:否 Note: This likes gold and silver the owner of key obviously very much, what a pity he has not enjoyed the wealth of plundering with enough time, has been buried in the boundless sea.】 【备注:这把钥匙的主人显然很喜欢金银,可惜他还没来得及享受掠夺来的财富,就已葬身在茫茫大海。】 Jue Bro rapidly Item explanation demonstration in front of teammates. 觉哥迅速将物品说明展示在了队友们面前。 About after ten seconds, Buu first saying: „Isn't this right? If this is used to open some key valuable box, that......” he refers to room A had not been opened that sliding door, how...... that should sliding door open?” 大约十秒后,布欧第一个言道:“这不对吧?如果这把钥匙是用来开启某个‘宝箱’的,那……”他指了指房间A中尚未被打开过的那扇门,“……那扇门到底该怎么开呢?” Ka- 咔嗒- A light sound, answered his question. 一声轻响,解答了他的问题。 In the people examine Item explained that that sliding door...... by somebody( possibly is a person, possibly was not) opens from another side...... 就在众人查看物品说明之际,那扇门……被某个人(可能是人,也可能不是)从另一侧打开了…… Although is only the short two seconds, but in that two seconds, six players all saw that very much clearly- pale, finger slender, is growing the hand of red nail, held on the doorframe. 虽然只是短短的两秒,但在那两秒间,六名玩家全都很清楚地看到-有一只惨白的、手指修长的、长着红指甲的手,扶在了门框上。 When that sliding door arrives a palm of the hand is wide, that hand retracted in the darkness after gate...... 待那扇门开到一巴掌宽时,那只手就缩回了门后的黑暗中…… Sleep the sleep/felt...... Jue Bro......” the chin of Xiao Tan is hitting trembling, put out one, „your you...... have a look to look...... to......” “觉觉觉觉……觉哥……”小叹的下巴打着哆嗦,吐出了一句,“你你你……看看看……到到……” Saw that......” Feng Bujue returns worn out said that cannot see must blame.” During speeches, he already 【The golden key of pirate Held in the pocket, and walked toward that sliding door with long hurried strides, this time, because of fear and scruple, first pursued, perhaps will have the unexpected benefit.” “看到啦……”封不觉有气无力地回道,“看不到才怪呢。”说话间,他已将【海盗的金钥匙】揣进了衣兜里,并大步流星地朝那扇门走了过去,“这种时刻,不要因恐惧而迟疑,第一时间就追上去,说不定会有意外收获。” Un...... worthily is Teacher Jue, analyzes the issue also to have the depth......” Buu to look at Jue Bro, read such a. “嗯……不愧是觉老师,分析问题也如此有深度……”布欧望着觉哥,又念了这么一句。 Un...... is Teacher Jue, the courage must greatly little...... Uub also meet to say compared with the average person worthily. “嗯……不愧是觉老师,胆子就是比一般人要大一点点……”欧布也接道。 This, their two commendations were to the point on actually. Must say that Feng Bujue has the ability that what average man cannot reach, that without doubt is- he is fearless. 这回,他们俩的称赞倒是说到点子上了。要说封不觉有什么常人够不着的能耐,那无疑就是-他无所畏惧。 Hou, this is very probably spacious.” Another side, before Feng Bujue had arrived at that sliding door, turns on the searching lamp before launcher, to push the door to enter, „...... we this name as room C.” “嚯,这间好像挺宽敞啊。”另一边,封不觉已然来到了那扇门前,打开弹射器前的探灯、推门而入,“那么……咱就把这间命名为‘房间C’吧。” In Jue Bro mouth room C adds to be bigger than previous room A and room B, according to him measures with the eye...... should over 100 square meters. This room whole assumes the rectangle, the floor and wall surface similarly are wooden, but the furniture arrangement in room may probably be much more than first two...... 觉哥口中的“房间C”比先前的房间A和房间B加起来还要大,据他目测……应该在一百平米以上。该房间整体呈长方形,地板和墙面同样是木制,不过房间里的家具陈设可比前两间要多得多…… After passing through the gate, Feng Bujue first with searching the lamp swept sketchily, observed this space size and layout. Then, he started a more careful observation...... 进门后,封不觉先是用探灯粗略一扫,观察了这个空间的大小及布局。然后,他就开始了更为细致的观测…… In this furniture may be many......” Jue Bro lifts the lamp observation, while discussed that couch and tea table...... un...... on the tea table also had a television( the CRT television, namely so-called old style television).” “这一间里的家具可不少啊……”觉哥一边举灯观察,一边念道,“长沙发、茶几……嗯……茶几上还有台电视(CRT电视,即所谓的老式电视机)。” When he talked over, other five people also turned on the lighting attachment in abundance, one after another with. 在他念叨时,其余五人也纷纷打开了照明设备,陆续跟了进来。 I take a look at...... closet, short cabinets and two vertical desk lamp......” Feng Bujue to notice that anything read, the tone was very relaxed, „a bookshelf of a withered bonsai, a piano and collapse, as well as...... Eh? he saw anything probably, immediately smiled to make noise, hehe...... here also corpse.” “我瞧瞧……一个壁橱、一个矮橱、两盏立式台灯……”封不觉看到什么就念出来,语气十分轻松,“一个枯萎的盆景、一架钢琴、一个倒塌的书架、以及……诶?”他好像看到了什么,随即就笑出声来,“呵呵……这儿还有一具尸体。”
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