( Important prompt: In this story all personal names have nothing to do with the reality, does not exist any insinuates, counterfeit or the mapping. If there is an identicalness, is purely the spoof.) (重要提示:本故事中所有人名均与现实无关,不存在任何隐射、影射或映射。如有雷同,纯属恶搞。) The Feng Bujue itself/Ben thinks that film title CG will finish, who knew...... then just reached the high tide. 封不觉本以为片头CG会就此结束,谁知……这才刚刚进入高潮而已。 But sees the lens to flash, „arrival player introduction” the bridge section came. 但见镜头一闪,“登场选手介绍”的桥段就来了。 First appears in the picture, is a middle-aged man who wears the light blue shirt and wear black pants. He is the caucasian, the appearance is patriotic, has a brown short hair and a pair of black pupil, but also wore eyeglasses. 第一个出现在画面中的,是一个身着浅蓝色衬衣、穿着黑色西裤的中年男子。他是白种人,长相非常爱国,有着一头棕色短发和一双黑色的眸子,还戴了副眼镜。 【No. 1 Player William Henry Bill Gates III. The renowned entrepreneur and philanthropist, are one of the world's most outstanding software engineers.】 【一号选手-威廉.亨利.比尔.盖帽三世。著名的企业家、慈善家,同时也是世界上最优秀的软件工程师之一。】 With the description of aside, the wild and cool sound effect and captions take advantage of opportunity the insertion, the lens also start to make 360 degrees revolving around the player. 随着旁白的描述,狂霸酷拽的音效和字幕顺势插入,镜头也开始绕着选手做三百六十度的旋转。 【He is sticks to one's own way of doing things, individualistic, actually receives the talent that ten thousand people respect. His that over 160 will IQ, make him snatch on the island takes the initiative?】 【他是我行我素、特立独行,却又受万人敬仰的天才。他那超过一百六十的智商,会让他在岛上抢得先机吗？】 „What I am interested is how...... IQ surpasses 160 people are to be given to get so far as...... make complaints of Feng Bujue that this island comes up by you” in the heart. “我感兴趣的是……一个智商超过一百六的人是怎么被你们给弄到这座岛上来的……”封不觉在心中吐槽着。 The next second, the picture has cut the second player's arrival introduction. 下一秒,画面已切换到了第二名选手的登场介绍。 That is also a white man, seems like approximately about 55 years old, is gray-haired, wears black frame eyeglasses. He wears one seemingly expensive dark blue suit, inside is the shirt and tie, on the foot is leather shoes. 那也是一名白人男子,看上去约在五十五岁左右,头发灰白,戴一副黑框眼镜。他身着一套看上去价格不菲的深蓝色西装,里面是衬衫和领带,脚上则是皮鞋。 【No. 2 Player Warren Buffett. World-famous stock god, philanthropist and investment guru.】 【二号选手-沃伦.巴废特。享誉世界的股神、慈善家、投资大师。】 Just like player who before arrived, introduced his time, lens also in revolutions...... 和之前登场的选手一样,介绍他的时候,镜头也在转…… 【He has unique insight calm, vicious, he wisdom in investment makes the world be able not hold a candle. Does not know whether this wisdom can make up for him the insufficiency on Stamina, making it emerge in ten players.】 【他独具慧眼、沉稳老辣,他在投资方面的智慧让世人望尘莫及。不知这份智慧能否弥补他在体能上的不足,使其在十名选手中脱颖而出。】 „How hey hey...... does not have the issue...... to see that like this changed under the name, in the basic setting and reality certain ultra famous big shot are completely same......” “喂喂……这样没问题吗……怎么看都只是改了下名字而已,基本设定和现实中某些超有名的大佬完全一样啊……” Talking over of Jue Bro cannot change anything, the player introduced that was still continuing, the third person rapid appeared in the picture. 觉哥的念叨并不能改变什么,选手介绍仍在继续,第三人迅速就出现在了画面中。 This is a female player, similarly is a caucasian. She wears a white T-shirt of hot-pants and strapless, in sets off a black vest. Her face outline is clear, the stature sex appeal, has a maroon long hair of shawl. 这是位女选手,同样是白种人。她身穿一条热裤和一件露肩的白色T恤,里衬一件黑色背心。她的面部轮廓鲜明,身材性感,有着一头披肩的栗色长发。 【No. 3 Player Lindsay Lohan. Hollywood topic queen, film and television song triphibian star.】 【三号选手-林赛.罗汉。好莱坞话题女王,影视歌三栖明星。】 She who 【becomes famous young has the life experience of far ultra contemporaries ; She once dominated the film circle, to set the fashion, once the negative report increasingly, became the controversial character. Her sex appeal and character, making it inevitably the audience focus.】 【年少成名的她有着远超同龄人的人生经历;她曾叱咤影坛、引领时尚潮流,也曾负面新闻不断、成为争议人物。她的性感和性格,使其必然地成为了观众们所关注的焦点。】 „Audience enough three vulgar......” the Jue Bro heart said, „said ’ audience who...... will watch ‚ Druggie vs. Wild this reality show, how is community......” “观众们够三俗的啊……”觉哥心道,“说起来……会去收看‘荒野求毒’这种真人秀的观众,到底是怎样一个群体啊……” 【No. 4 Player Justin Bieber. Singers, actors and network favorite.】 【四号选手-贾斯丁.不勃。歌手、演员、网络红人。】 The fourth arriving Caucasian youth, seems like only less than 20 years old, the facial features female is outwardly submissive but inwardly evil-hearted ; Golden hair of dark tone whirls around toward on, the dark brown double pupil shows an innocent look. On him a white cotton-padded waistcoat, was revealing some tattoo ; Next trousers of laughing wind, the waist is drawing very lowly ; On his foot is white sneakers. 第四名登场的白人青年,看上去才二十岁不到,面容似女性般阴柔;一头暗色调的金发朝上翻卷起来,茶色的双眸透出一种无辜的眼神。他上着一件白色的棉背心,露出了些许纹身;下着一条嘻哈风的长裤,裤腰拉得很低;其脚上则是一双白色的运动鞋。 【He was the recent years leaps up rapidly the red young people idol, was honored as „appearance to be charming by fans, singing sound clear exquisite, had both the music and gift for acting, and talented” artist. Without a doubt, the extremely high popularity and age advantage, are he most powerful weapon.】 【他是近年来急速蹿红的青少年偶像,被粉丝们誉为“长相帅气、歌声清脆优美、兼具音乐与表演天赋、且才华横溢”的艺人。毫无疑问,极高的人气和年龄优势,将是他最有力的武器。】 „Hehe......” “呵呵……” Feng Bujue , the fifth player entered his line of sight at heart...... 封不觉在心里呵的时候,第五名选手进入了他的视线…… That is being balding Caucasian middle-aged man, potbellied, in the foreheads shows resolute makings, the chin that protrudes slightly seems has the characteristics very much. But his clothing...... unexpectedly is one set of coattails. 那是个谢顶的白人中年男子,大腹便便,眉宇间透出一种果决的气质,略微凸出的下巴显得很有特色。而他的着装……竟是一整套燕尾服。 【No. 5 Player Baron Solomon Rothschild. World-famous financial aristocratic family „Rothschild family”, outstanding banker and finance academics.】 【五号选手-所罗门.螺丝柴二德男爵。闻名世界的金融世家“螺丝柴二德家族”的一员,杰出的银行家、金融学家。】 How many meanings „hey hey...... ‚is Baron’? This what the hell is a deceased person...... not to mention this at all is not a present generation, the nationality is not right!” “喂喂……‘男爵’是几个意思？这他喵的是个死人吧……且不说这根本不是当代人,国籍也不对吧！” 【He has the excellent diplomatic ability, the speech terminology investigate and skillful in thinking highly. When once commented „no one to leave him with the banker who Solomon has had to do is not refreshing”. This ability, will perhaps also become him the key to victory.】 【他有着过人的外交才能,说话用辞考究、巧于恭维。一位和所罗门打过交道的银行家曾评论道“没有人离开他时不是神清气爽”。这份才能,或许也会成为他通往胜利的钥匙。】 „Regarding this I was doubtful......” the Feng Bujue heart saying that „can only be born in-game of winner in one, the relations that among people can establish nothing but were ‚temporarily use each other’. So long as both partners understand this, even does not have any diplomatic ability, can still with another one or more reach the agreement.” “对此我深表怀疑……”封不觉心道,“在一个只能诞生一名赢家的游戏中,人与人之间能建立起的关系无非就是‘暂时互相利用’而已。只要合作双方都明白这点,即使没有任何外交才能,也能和另一人或多人达成协议。” When Jue Bro read and here, the picture has cut the body of sixth player. 觉哥念及此处时,画面已切到了第六名选手的身上。 Finally, came a black person...... 终于,来了个黑人…… He is also a appearance of suit tie, managed a round inch head ; Looks at the appearance, its age approximately in 50 years old high and low, the look is not handsome, the skin color is not the appearance of pure African person, it is estimated that...... either is the hybrid, either is the soy sauce peddler. 他也是一身西装领带的打扮,理了个圆寸头;看面相,其年龄大约在五十岁上下,相貌不算英俊,肤色也不是纯非洲裔人的样子,估计……要么是混血,要么就是个酱油贩子。 【No. 6 Player Barack Hussein Obama. Attorney, statesman and former US President.】 【六号选手-贝拉克.侯赛因.奥观海。律师、政治家、前任美国总统。】 „Hey!” Feng Bujue was startled at that time, „how you are grasp this person! This program is outside alien(s) manages!” “喂！”封不觉当时就惊了,“你们是怎么把这人抓起来的！这节目是外星人办的吗！” 【From the rebel youngster, to the doctor,...... he is the dependence thus changes the destiny to American president diligently the legend, is only one voluntarily requests the celebrity of participate this program, how his performance, asking everyone to wait.】 【从叛逆少年,到法学博士,到美利坚合众国总统……他是依靠努力从而改变命运的传奇,也是唯一一位主动要求参加本节目的名人,他的表现会怎样,请各位拭目以待。】 „Is former president so lonely? Although I also know after US President draws back, was not treated very much sees, the people who even/including thinks assassinates do not have......, but you do not do with yourself......” “前总统就这么寂寞吗？虽然我也知道美国总统退下来后很不受人待见,连想去刺杀的人都没有……但你也不用自己作死吧……” In Jue Bro to Obama when enters the stage to be shocked, making a he more shocking player come...... 就在觉哥对奥观海的出场感到震惊时,让他更为震惊的一名选手来了…… 【No. 7 Player Osama. bi-. Mohammed. bi-. Awabayashi. bi-. Laden. Was born in the building and industrial aristocratic family, this quarter mysterious participant.】 【七号选手-奥萨马.哔-.穆罕默德.哔-.阿瓦德.哔-.拉登。生于建筑与工业世家,本季的神秘参赛者。】 „Is mystical the monks in Ah! Shaolin Monastery to know that you were in the Al-Qaida leader Ah! name also add three deafens are really sharp Ah!” look in the picture that thin Arabic full beard, Jue Bro go wild thoroughly. “神秘个屁啊！少林寺的和尚都知道你是基地组织首领啊！名字里还加了三处消音真是犀利啊！”看着画面中那个消瘦的阿拉伯大胡子,觉哥彻底抓狂了。 【Look handsome he, five attractive, and knows wife who book reaches principle, children who both hands cannot count, many enough to be used for the family property of being engaged in various enterprises......】 【相貌英俊的他,有五位漂亮且知书达理的妻子,两只手都数不过来的子女,多到可以用来从事各种事业的家族财产……】 „Various what enterprises...... were not the terrorist organization...... have this letting person to listen to feel the synopsis that he deserved to be damned which type was makes...... and Obama that difference are too many! This is plot Ah! of US media” “什么各种事业……不就是恐怖组织么……还有这种让人听了觉得他死有余辜的简介是闹哪样啊……和奥观海的那段差太多了吧！这是美国媒体的阴谋啊！” 【Actually this mysterious player has a high and respected position generation, is an outstanding soldier, quick will make known......】 【这位神秘选手究竟是个养尊处优之辈,还是一名优秀的战士,很快将会揭晓……】 After No. 7 player's introduction, is the eighth person. 七号选手的介绍过后,紧接着就是第八人。 【No. 8 Player East Gu. International finance department graduates, handsome, and makings noble second generation of rich son of the influential.】 【八号选手-伊斯特.古。国际金融系毕业,英俊且气质高贵的富二代公子哥。】 With the aside, a person of Asian descent male arrived. He and 4 th Bieber player is similar, is youth handsome fellow that but he must slightly old several years old. He keeps peach shape broken bangs, wears one casual western-style clothes, the look is handsome, the height also compares 4 th to be higher. 伴随着旁白,一名黄种人男性登场了。他和四号的不勃选手类似,属于青春帅哥那一型,不过他要略微年长个几岁。他留着一头桃形碎刘海,身着一套休闲西服,相貌英俊,身高也比四号要高一些。 【He is diamond bachelor, is object who the innumerable young girls adore. He who falls into the scandal, soon then obtained „people from various circles” forgiving, but some relevant sources and several government law enforcement organizations of his side, even with some narcotic related bills, were actually under attack the question. By the splendid synthesizing capacity, he is regarded as the current quarter in a big way superior popular.】 【他是钻石王老五,是无数少女倾慕的对象。陷入丑闻的他,很快便得到了“社会各界”的原谅,而他身边的一些相关人士和数个政府执法机构、甚至是与毒品有关的一些法案,却遭到了质疑和抨击。凭借出色的综合能力,他被视为本季度最大的优胜热门。】 „Un...... and average person compares, this imitates( network language without doubt presently, referred to real life very substantial life winner)......” Feng Bujue discussing, „, but entered the stage next to 7 th, the feeling was only the ordinary youth......” “嗯……和一般人比,这无疑算是现充(网络语,指现实生活很充实的人生赢家)了……”封不觉念道,“但紧挨着七号出场,感觉只是普通青年而已……” 【No. 9 Player Stephen Tan. Wins repeatedly the US bestseller writer, compiles Scenario and column to comment, once was the director, producer and actor.】 【九号选手-史蒂芬.碳。屡获奖项的美国畅销书作家,编写过剧本、专栏评论,曾担任电影导演、制片人以及演员。】 Also is a white man on the 9 th, seems like about 40 years old, the appearance and Bill Gates are equally patriotic, what the body puts on is the long sleeve shows solicitude for with the suit trousers. 九号亦是一名白人男子,看上去四十岁左右,长相和比尔.盖帽一样爱国,身上穿的是长袖体恤和西装裤。 【Takes one of the present age most influential writers, is called „terrifying Grandmaster” he, obviously is not strange to the thrilling thing. The balance of wisdom and body, enabling him to have the suitable competitiveness in in-game.】 【作为当代最具影响力的作家之一,被称为“恐怖大师”的他,显然对惊险的事物并不陌生。智与体的平衡,使他在游戏中拥有了相当的竞争力。】 „Carbon......” Feng Bujue, if can control the body, his expression at this moment is the corners of the mouth of twitch adds certainly the dead fish eye, „dares is not valuable......” “碳吗……”封不觉要是能控制身体,那他此刻的表情一定是抽动的嘴角加死鱼眼,“敢再不值钱一点么……” 【No. 10 Player John Winston Lennon. Rock star, „The Beatles” the inspirational figure of orchestra, Poet, social activist, anti-war.】 【十号选手-约翰.温斯顿.裂脓。摇滚巨星,“劈头士”乐队的灵魂人物,诗人,社会活动家,反战者。】 Last player enters the political arena, he is also a caucasian, seems like about 30 years old, has the light brown eye and brown hair, has the sloppy hairstyle and full beard, the body wears a model of restoring the old -type suit. 最后一名选手粉墨登场,他也是白种人,看上去三十岁左右,有着浅褐色的眼睛和棕色的头发,留着邋遢的发型和大胡子,身上则穿着一款复古式的西装。 【Like many artists, Lennon took the path of taking drugs, and regarding this thinks little. Made him of many myths in the music world, can cast the legend in our program?】 【和诸多的艺术家一样,裂脓走上了吸毒的道路,并且对此不以为意。在音乐界制造了诸多神话的他,在我们节目中是否也能铸就传说呢？】 „Flushed this unthinkable ten players...... this program is also the legend......” the Feng Bujue heart said, „...... was casual, in brief, this synopsis almost should also end.” “就冲这匪夷所思的十个选手……这节目也已经是传说了吧……”封不觉心道,“啊……随便了,总之,这简介差不多也该结束了吧。” Indeed, this possibly was Jue Bro looks at longest Scenario to introduce, but...... has not ended. 的确,这可能是觉哥看过最长的剧本简介了,但……还没完。 Bang- 嘭- The flame explodes, that in film title CG most very dazzles appeared. 火光一爆,片头CG中最为酷炫的一幕出现了。 A figure vigorous, wore man of one set of field survival attire to appear center the screen, the aside met to say immediately: 【Referee and host but who I...... Bear Eat You Grylls, will hold the post of this competition. I will supervise and guide the players complete the challenge, to victory.】 一个身形矫健、身着一套野外生存装束的男子出现在了屏幕正中,旁白随即接道:【而我……贝尔.吃你.蛤蜊尓斯,将担任本次比赛的裁判兼主持人。我会监督、引导选手们完成挑战,通往胜利。】 „You determined that you do not work as the prey with these ten people......” “你确定你不是拿这十个人当猎物么……” 【Now, fellow audience, please follow my footsteps, enters this three-day ultimate Game Druggie vs. Wild together!】 【现在,各位观众,请跟随我的脚步,共同进入这场为期三天的终极游戏-荒野求毒！】