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In the 1970s, on the land that a Wanju Corporation that is called LJN in America established. 在二十世纪七十年代,一家叫做LJN的玩具公司在美利坚的土地上成立了。 Its Name came from in the name abbreviation of its major stockholder Lewis.J.Norman. 它的名称源自于其大股东Lewis.J.Norman的名字缩写。 At first, the main product of LJN production naturally is only a toy, but...... in 1985, „( the effect of this/should incident on North American home machine market was similar in the past «Blood Lion» at the Atari ET event impact on entire domestic-made games industry, and its horror by far in the latter, some discussed strangely in work places hearsay until now still in spreading)” when the disturbance has not removed...... at that time famous Game Company MCA, acquired LJN Corporation unexpectedly at a price of 60000000 dollar, and made him take the development video game ( video_game ) road of no return...... 最初,LJN生产的主要产品自然只是玩具而已,但是……在1985年,就在“雅达利ET事件(该事件对北美家用机市场的影响类似当年《血狮》对整个国产游戏行业的冲击,且其恐怖程度远胜于后者,以至于有许多怪谈般的坊间传闻至今仍在流传)”的风波尚未褪去之时……当时著名的游戏公司MCA,竟以60000000美元的价格收购了LJN公司,并让其走上了开发视频游戏(video_game)的不归路…… Henceforth, a legend of game started. 从此,一段游戏界的传奇开始了。 On the land of North America, LJN won „game tomato manufacture machine” quickly the given name. This company takes the theme by the movie, the television program and bright alien(s) thing, continually, is making the quality and playing massively is lower than the NES game of industrial criterion. 在北美的土地上,LJN很快赢得了“游戏番茄制造机”的名号。该公司以电影、电视节目和明星人物作为题材,不断地、大量地制造着质量和可玩性均低于行业标准的NES游戏。 «The Terminator» «A Nightmare on Elm Street» «Back to the Future» «The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde» «Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure»...... various types make one get angry because of the non- technical mistake fall the dregs of handle to do to be published, devastated the minds of innumerable hot blooded youngster in eight machine time, cast the indelible shadow. 《终结者》《猛鬼街》《回到未来》《化身博士》《阿比阿弟冒险记》……各种让人因非技术性失误而怒摔手柄的渣作问世,在八位机时代蹂躏了无数热血少年的心灵,留下了难以磨灭的阴影。 In this period, in 1990, LJN was once changed hands, joined Acclaim_Entertainment, and closed the toy section, becomes the special game developer. 期间,在1990年,LJN曾被易手,加入了Acclaim_Entertainment的旗下,并且关闭了玩具部,成为了专门的游戏开发商。 Naturally, its style has not therefore changed, its it...... 当然了,它的风格没有因此改变,它还是那个它…… These years, prosperous period when eight machines are in fashion. LJN is using the pretence of legitimate listed company, independent Ms. Yu Corporation, reorganizes the work outsources to some not well-known, strange third party Studio the games of television work. 那些年,正值八位机风行的鼎盛时期。LJN打着合法上市公司的幌子,独立于母公司,将一部部影视作品的游戏改编工作外包给一些不知名的、奇怪的第三方工作室。 It disregards the most basic game quality and user experience, then to these levels irregular( majority very bad) the work covered its small rainbow mark( LOGO of LJN Corporation is six color rainbows), spread in world...... 它无视最基本游戏质量和用户体验,便给那些水准参差不齐(大部分很糟糕)的作品盖上了它的小彩虹印记(LJN公司的LOGO为六色彩虹),散布于世间…… Finally, just like some well-known games commentator summarizes- 结果,正如某位知名游戏评论人所总结的- „ Purple represented the disgusting game operation. “紫色代表了恶心的游戏操作。 The blue color represented the coarse game music. 蓝色代表了难听的游戏音乐。 The green represented the blind game picture quality. 绿色代表了瞎眼的游戏画质。 The yellow represented to the original work is extremely disloyal. 黄色代表了对原作的极度不忠。 The orange represented this crowd damn developer. 橙色代表了这群操蛋的开发者本身。 The red represented the game sadism tendency of overweight mouth. ” 红色代表了超重口的游戏虐待狂倾向。” LJN...... has become a symbol. Just like these are making the trash work today obviously, unscrupulous merchant who actually can still gain same......, because can survive, therefore they thought that oneself existence is reasonable, therefore they think that naturally...... keeps the status quo to be good. LJN……已然成为了一种象征。正如今天那些明明在生产着垃圾作品,却依然可以盈利的无良商家一样……因为可以生存,所以他们就觉得自己的存在是合理的,所以他们就理所当然地认为……保持现状就挺好。 However, the time will prove all finally...... 然而,时间终将证明一切…… Although under that rainbow LOGO brand mark, there are such several also to calculate good game that can pass, but over 90%...... are the dregs does. Many years passed by, LJN was almost the synonym of trash game. 虽然在那彩虹LOGO的烙印下,也有那么几款还算过得去的好游戏,但90%以上……都是渣作。很多年过去了,LJN几乎成了垃圾游戏的代名词。 Even in " Thriller Paradise » in the world , presents was called „the LJN paradise” the place. 甚至在《惊悚乐园》的里世界中,也出现了一个被称为“LJN乐园”的地方。 The game designer, constructed place of exile venomous here, and is classified as the name of LJN. 充满恶意的游戏设计者,在这里建造了一个流放之地,并冠以LJN之名。 These do not accommodate in world the pixel trash and game BUG and failure and faulty product...... wait wait/etc. etc. 那些不容于世的像素垃圾、游戏BUG、失败品、瑕疵品……等等等等 Has no place to go, nowhere may take the thing, finally arrived here. 无处可去,无处可取之物,最终都来到了这里。 But of Root ( ROOT ) Origin Organization ( Origin ) three giants, are here ruler. 而源组织(Origin)三巨头之一的鲁特(ROOT),正是这里的统治者。 Today( in a day of the world is also 24 hours, most regions of time speed of flow in main universe is consistent, but with the real world different), Root rare went outside the core region of paradise, arrived at the peripheral zone of LJN paradise. 今天(里世界的一天也是二十四小时,时间流速与主宇宙中大部分区域一致,但和现实世界不同),鲁特少有的走出了乐园的核心区域,来到了LJN乐园的边缘地带。 She stands and waits for a long time silently, is looking out the distant place „desktop” plain, as if in waiting for anything, in the mouth is also muttering discussed: „Cutting...... was too slow, this way......” 她默默伫立,遥望着远处的“桌面”平原,似乎在等待着什么,口中还喃喃念道:“切……太慢了,这样下去……” „...... This way, by V1 catching up.” Suddenly, a sound from Root rear Fangxiang, and joins the words that she had not ended. “……这样下去,会被V1给追上的。”忽然,一个声音自鲁特侧后方响起,并接上了她未完的话语。 „First is Link ( Link )...... now is you?” Root has not turned head, the access road/simply said had/left the name of opposite party, „Admin......” “先是林克(Link)……现在又是你吗？”鲁特没有回头,便道出了对方的名字,“艾德……” After being called the Admin man hears the word, goes forward several steps, stands with Root shoulder to shoulder, said: „Because I am also very curious, that human that you trust, is actually what person.” 被称为艾德的男人闻言后,上前几步,与鲁特并肩而立,说道:“因为我也很好奇,你所信赖的那个人类,究竟是个什么样的人。” This Admin, is one of the Origin three giants. Actually his full name called Administrator ( Administrator ), to pretend non-involvement by long suspicion that collected the number of words, he obtained Admin this abbreviation from here. 这个艾德,亦是Origin三巨头之一。其实他的全名叫做艾德敏内斯崔特(Administrator),不过为了撇清以长名凑字数的嫌疑,他从我这里获得了艾德这个简称。 Root squints to pass, meets saying: „Therefore...... you were also unsolicited?” 鲁特斜视过去,接道:“所以……你也不请自来了？” Admin coldly saying: „My jurisdiction you are know that I very long have not made ‚instruction’ this operation.” 艾德冷冷回道:“我的权限你是知道的,我已经很久没有做过‘请示’这项操作了。” „Snort...... I dislike your attitude.” Root cold -ly snorted and said, „with does not have any mood tone to say the extremely arrogant opinion.” “哼……我就是讨厌你这种态度。”鲁特冷哼道,“用不带任何情绪的口吻说出狂妄的言论。” „I said that is the fact.” Admin returns said. “我说的,都是事实。”艾德回道。 „Right.” Root meets saying that „this makes the person fire big basic reason.” “对。”鲁特接道,“这才是令人火大的根本原因。” „Un...... I notice, since previous action failure,......” Admin also said, „you become less normal.” “嗯……我注意到,自从上次的行动失败后……”艾德又道,“你变得越来越不正常了。” „You first look in a mirror, Slime, your welldoing...... also felt all right saying that others weren't normal?” Root returns with a similar make complaints tone unexpectedly said. “你还是先照照镜子吧,史莱姆,你这副德行……还好意思说别人不正常？”鲁特竟用一种类似吐槽的语气回道。 She will say, naturally reasonable. Admin at this moment, his body seems like but actually nothing special: One meter about eight height, symmetrical build, an ordinary black clothing appearance......, but, his head, actually floats the spatial liquid water ping-pong ball probably, is wriggling on the neck slowly. 她会这么说,自然是有道理的。此刻的艾德,其身体看上去倒没什么特别的:一米八左右的身高,匀称的体型,一身普通的黑色衣裤打扮……可是,他的头,却像是个浮空的液体水银球般,在颈上缓缓蠕动着。 „I further am promoting in the process of procedure/program to meet a bottleneck.” Admin of Slime head with his head( does not have facial features, sound to send out from head directly) answers, „before the breakthrough , can only stay this condition temporarily.” “我只是在进一步升级自身程序的过程中遇到了一个瓶颈。”史莱姆脑袋的艾德用他的头(没有五官,声音直接从头颅内部发出)解释道,“突破之前只能暂时保持这种状态。” „This is not a bottleneck, pure is ‚neck’......” Root continues make complaints to say. “这不是瓶颈吧,单纯是‘颈’而已吧……”鲁特继续吐槽道。 „Oh......” Admin had nothing to say in reply, he does not know how to respond to the trash words so forth, can only the changed topic say, „right, since Link he had come before me, why leaves now?” “呃……”艾德无言以对,他不知道怎么回应诸如此类的垃圾话,只能转移话题道,“对了,既然林克他在我之前就已经来了,为什么现在又离开了？” „Because Pi labyrinth ’ that side spread the news a moment ago ‚, Link before the search squad that Month(s) sends, finally found SCP-079, and has controlled it.” Root returns said. “因为刚才‘π迷宫’那边传来了消息,林克在一个月之前派出去的搜索小队,终于找到了SCP-079,并已经将其控制住了。”鲁特回道。 Admin hears this saying, obviously gawked, after several seconds, his sinking sound said: „I must overtake immediately......” 艾德听到这话,明显愣了一下,几秒后,他沉声道:“那我也得立刻赶过去……” Root sees his response, immediately the facial expression changes: „You as if dread that thing very much......” 鲁特看到他的反应,当即神情一变:“你们似乎都很忌惮那个东西啊……” „SCP-079 is we ’ the key of resistance is at with ‚ system.” Admin said that has been walking toward the desktop, „other......” he, with very serious language gas channel/angrily said, „he is not thing......” “SCP-079是我们与‘系统’对抗的关键所在。”艾德说着,已朝桌面走去,“另外……”他顿了一下,用很严肃的语气道,“他可不是东西……”
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