TP :: Volume #6 Volume 4

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Familiar stage, familiar background. 熟悉的舞台,熟悉的布景。 The lighting engineers started triggered the magnificent skill of epilepsy sufficiently, began this show. 灯光师发动了足以引发癫痫的华丽技巧,拉开了这场秀的序幕。 In a stretch of jet black player area, seven resurrecting match writers including Feng Bujue has taken place. 一片漆黑的选手区中,包括封不觉在内的七位复活赛写手已然就位。 The cameraman of No. 1 seat by certain wobbulation the lense, is making a dispensable autokinetic effect. 一号机位的摄像师以一定的频率摆动着摄像镜头,制造出了一种可有可无的动感。 Director's on microphone through ear wheat orders, scene DJ played the rhythm intense noisy music. 导演通过耳麦上的话筒一声令下,现场DJ放起了节奏感强烈的嘈杂音乐。 The next second, the host then went on stage. 下一秒,主持人便上场了。 Oscar that Oscar, today's he, on the silver-gray casual western-style clothes, next dark-colored jeans, the left ear plug the earphone, the mouth is hanging Mike. 奥斯卡还是那个奥斯卡,今天的他,上着银灰色休闲西服,下着一条深色牛仔裤,左耳塞着耳机,嘴边挂着麦克。 Just like past each issue of program, he not for the surrounding square dance music, but the gait arrived at the stage center calmly. 与以往的每一期节目一样,他丝毫不为周围的广场舞音乐所动,只是步态沉着地来到了舞台中央。 The light stops suddenly, focuses in its. 灯光骤停,聚焦在其身上。 The Oscar visual lens, read the prologue with the limpid voice: Welcome to...... I am a writer! I am the host, Oscar.” 奥斯卡目视镜头,用清澈的声线念出了开场白:“欢迎来到……我是写手!我是主持人,奥斯卡。” Then, he raises slightly slightly. 说罢,他微微欠身。 The light illuminated the auditorium at the right moment, under director's direction, four camera that is responsible for aiming at the auditorium starts the activity, and cheers at the applause of audience instantly, the lens that resounds then swept. 灯光适时照亮了观众席,在导演的指挥下,四台负责对准观众席的摄像机开始活动,在观众们的掌声和欢呼响起的刹那,镜头便扫了过去。 Like the beginning, the staff have done innumerable, it may be said that has a familiar task and handles it with ease. Only if Oscar not careful throws down in the process of mounting the stage, otherwise is one. 像这样的开场,工作人员们都已经做过无数次了,可谓驾轻就熟。除非奥斯卡不小心在上台的过程中摔倒,否则都是一遍过。 Scene before, television, and friends on Internet......” after scene BGM, Oscar meets to say instantly, today, is a special day.” He stopped for several seconds, is sideways to say slightly, today, in me is in the stage of writer, gathered seven...... everyone very familiar player.” “现场的、电视机前的、以及互联网上的朋友们……”一段现场BGM过后,奥斯卡即刻接道,“今天,是一个特殊的日子。”他停顿了几秒,略微侧过身道,“今天,在我是写手的舞台上,聚集了七位……大家非常熟悉的选手。” Is the specialized host, the unions of expressions and some petty actions, just right grasps. During the speeches, Oscar very natural had withdrawn several steps, arrived at the player seat front. 到底是专业的主持人,语气和一些小动作的结合,把握得恰到好处。说话间,奥斯卡已很自然地退后了几步,来到了选手席前方。 Since I have been the writer's first period broadcast, we had experienced 20 such night.” Oscar meets saying that „during this, our program group, the grand total welcomed 26 unique styles and unforgettable writers.” He deeply inspires, „, but...... can be on our final stage finally...... only has seven people.” The words to here, he lift up high the arm, 45 degrees upward, was hinting to the scene big screen. “自从我是写手第一期播出以来,我们已经历了二十个这样的夜晚。”奥斯卡接道,“这期间,我们节目组,总计迎来了二十六位风格独特、令人难忘的写手。”他深吸一口气,“但最后……能登上我们总决赛舞台的……只有七人。”话至此处,他高举手臂,四十五度向上,对着现场大荧幕示意了一下。 On the screen took advantage of opportunity to present the pictures of six writers, each modeling and expression were repaired doing of chart to like the Mafia, under its picture also sectioned out the pen name. 屏幕上顺势出现了六名写手的照片,每一位的造型、表情都被修图的搞得像黑手党一样,其照片下方还标出了笔名。 But in side of that six picture, a vacancy, spatial crack display a shadow, in the shadow was also forming a big question mark. 而在那六张照片的旁边,还有一个空缺,空缺处显示着一个黑影,黑影上还打了一个大大的问号。 Now...... has six players, experienced the numerous tests, entered the palace of final, but......” Oscar with the melodious language gas welding say/way, also the vacancy......” he wields the arm again, aimed at player seat, „, but this opportunity of entering the finals...... the luck of the draw......” “如今……已经有六位选手,经历了重重考验,进入了总决赛的殿堂,但……”奥斯卡用抑扬顿挫的语气接道,“还有一个空缺……”他再度挥臂,指向了身边的选手席,“而这个进入决赛的机会……将花落谁家呢……” „The fire of night! The fire of night!” The host finishes barely the words, in the auditorium has a group of people to shout, their slogan is neat, shout is resounding, the response is also very rapid, quite the elegant demeanor of somewhat professional. “夜之火!夜之火!”主持人话音未落,观众席中已经有一批人喊了起来,他们口号整齐、喊声响亮,反应也很迅速,颇有几分专业人士的风采。 fans of other writers also lagged behind shouted writer who several lent assistance, but these shout mostly unpromising, is listening somewhat scattered in disorder. 其他写手的粉丝们也后知后觉地喊了几声自己所应援的写手,但这些呼喊声多半都不成气候,听着有些散乱。 I am writer- the night of resurrecting. Now......” Oscar came a side to move to the slippery step, „...... began.” “我是写手-复活之夜。现在……”奥斯卡来了个侧移滑步,“……拉开序幕。” Oscar read this, light and scene DJ under the director incited is creates a clamor...... 奥斯卡念完了这句,灯光和现场DJ在导演授意下又是一阵鼓噪…… Then is introduced that the link of player( was like the past record, read the bridge section of sponsor and message separates record, therefore the dialog of Oscar some bracelets, Oscar will discuss sometimes): Ok, the idle talk no longer said much, lets us, stands in this ‚the stage of counterattack on seven players respectively is......” 接着就是介绍选手的环节了(和以往的录制一样,念赞助商和广告词的桥段是分开录制的,所以奥斯卡的对白有时会有些跳脱),奥斯卡念道:“好了,闲话不再多说,让我们来看,站在这‘逆袭之舞台’上的七位选手分别是……” The light of since No. 1 player position is accordingly bright from the above. Illuminated one to wear the eyeglasses and build slightly fat youth. 一号选手位的灯光应声从上方亮起。照亮了一名戴着眼镜、体型微胖的青年。 „No. 1 player, soft drink.” Oscar this chapter has not given lengthy exhaustive to introduce, has not read the program group editor-in-chief evaluation. “一号选手,汽水。”奥斯卡这回没有给出长篇的详尽介绍,也没有念节目组的“主编评语”。 Because of...... this/should program after the long-term unceasing reform, has omitted this content, changes to introduces in addition in the form of captions the player later under the picture. 因为……该节目经过长时间的不断改革,已经省去了这段内容,改为后期以字幕的形式把选手介绍加在画面下方。 The primary cause that like this changes has two: First, because only eliminates one person each time, therefore many players will repeat to enter the stage, does not need to read ; The time that the two...... save, can the multi- point insertion advertisement. 这样改的主要原因有二:其一,由于每期只淘汰一人,所以很多选手都会重复出场,没必要场场都念;其二……节约出来的时间,可以多插点广告。 „No. 2 player, elegant wooden tea.” The introduction of Oscar was still continuing, the player seat above light also shines one by one with his words. “二号选手,雅木茶。”奥斯卡的介绍仍在继续着,选手席上方的灯光也随着他的话语逐个亮起。 Although had to hit the pen name of first under heaven martial arts meeting, but this writer was actually only the semblance quite delicate male student, looked the face knew him many are 20 years old. 虽然起了个能去打天下第一武道会的笔名,但这位写手本人却只是个外表颇为柔弱的男生,一看脸就知道他最多二十岁。 In fact, the elegant wooden tea indeed is only 19 years old this year. He high one starts to write, high three discontinue studies and starts the full-time employment. Last year he relied on a very irritable profound imaginary novel to advance into network writer. 事实上,雅木茶今年的确只有十九岁。他高一就开始写作,高三辍学、开始全职。去年他凭借着一本非常火爆的玄幻小说跻身了一线网络作家的行列。 „No. 3 player, the reform spring breeze blows the land.” Oscar also said. “三号选手,改革春风吹大地。”奥斯卡又道。 This is the position about 40 years old, wears the uncle of black frame eyeglasses, the series science fiction that he writes is high-grossing. The land uncles had been engaged in the reporter industry long ago, afterward was the free-lance writer. At first he wrote the science fiction of several hundred thousand character stemming from the interest, but was resisted toward the publishing house contribution repeatedly. Therefore...... he tried the network to serialize. Has not thought to have a run-away success. But his pen name...... in fact struck a phrase that two GG shot when the keyboard initially casually, because registers writer Account Number(s) he simply does not have to feel oneself can be hot, he holds this draft also no one to want in any case, the pen name that with its destruction might as well send to give the person to have a look at the mentality has at will casually...... 这是位四十岁左右、戴着黑框眼镜的大叔,他写的系列科幻小说非常卖座。大地叔早年从事过记者行业,后来当了自由撰稿人。最初他出于兴趣写了篇几十万字的科幻小说,但多次往出版社投稿都被拒。于是……他尝试了网络连载。没想到一炮而红。而他的笔名……实际上只是当初在键盘上随便敲打了两下GG弹出来的一个词组,因为注册作家账号时他根本没觉得自己能火,他是抱着“反正这稿子也没人要,与其销毁不如发出去给人随便看看”的心态随意起的笔名…… „No. 4 player, saw rose.” “四号选手,电锯玫瑰。” This is one personality writer, and dresses up to be well-known by extremely Goths's literary style. To be honest...... her article is not high-grossing, can say very young numerous. However what is lucky, her father is a rich merchant, knew the friend who some publishing circle...... this, her strange articles came out to sell by seal unexpectedly, but also caused certain social reaction...... some people to say her to moan without being ill, some people said her to resent the world and detest mundane affairs, some people( were minor regard her for the wuchang mostly). However in any event...... scolded is also good, to praise, some people commented , indicating that some people paid attention. In the time of this various idea collisions, her novel was also establishes a new school mutually. 这是一位“性格写手”,以极度哥特的文风和装扮闻名。说实话……她的文并不卖座,可以说非常小众。不过幸运的是,她老爸是一名富商,也认识一些出版界的朋友……就这样,她那些奇怪的文章竟被印出来卖了,还引起了一定的社会反响……有人说她无病呻吟,有人说她愤世嫉俗,也有人(多半是未成年人)视她为精神导师。不过无论如何……骂也好、赞也罢,有人评论,就表明有人关注。在这个各种理念相互碰撞的时代,她的小说也算是独树一帜了。 „No. 5 player, bandit general.” “五号选手,匪将军。” This is a 27 or 28-year-old young man, his face scratches very much white and small eye and slanting bangs, the attire is quite fashionable, looks fiercely also very looks like the South Korean male artist. He was also a veteran network writer , profound imaginary and other in the popular themes has had the quite high-grossing work in the metropolis. But he truly is never successful, the slightly frail style and fixed plot repertoire were also denounced repeatedly. Bad, likes pours water, creativity to be getting more and more senseless and so on commentary like style, every day it can be said that he must see was daily. 这是名二十七八岁的年轻男子,他的脸擦得很白、小眼睛、斜刘海,衣着颇为时尚,猛一瞧还挺像韩国男艺人。他也算是一名老牌网络写手了,在都市、玄幻等热门题材上都有过颇为卖座的作品。但他从未真正大红大紫过,其略显单薄的文笔和固定的情节套路也屡屡遭人诟病。像“文笔差、爱注水、创意越来越无趣”之类的评论,可以说是他每天都要见的日常了。 Oscar walks while said that finally...... arrived at final two seat before. 奥斯卡边走边介绍,终于……来到了最后两位的席前。 The player seat order of resurrecting match, according to the popularity of network voting arranges, ranking more near the top, seat more is near the bottom, therefore Feng Bujue today is No. 6 player. 复活赛的选手座位次序,是按照网络投票的人气来排的,排名越靠前的、座位就越靠后,所以封不觉今天是六号选手。 To be honest, Feng Bujue is really has not thought, once soft drink brother can be in unexpectedly seven people the popularity is worst in the same field has appeared with. Although can, in 20 eliminated in the player to infiltrate first seven also to calculate well, but this being the last feeling...... thinks that will not be good. 说实话,封不觉确是没有想到,曾经和自己在同一场出现过的“汽水”兄竟会是七人中人气最差的。虽说能在二十名淘汰选手中混进前七也算不错了,但这种居于末席的感觉……想必不会太好。 „Before no. 6 player......” Oscar arrives at the Jue Bro seat, but also had a short look contact with him, Bujue.” “六号选手……”奥斯卡来到觉哥的席前时,还和他有了一次短暂的眼神接触,“不觉。” After two seconds, Oscar turns around, takes advantage of opportunity to meet saying that as well as final...... No. 7 player, the fire of night.” 两秒后,奥斯卡就转个身,顺势接道,“以及最后的……七号选手,夜之火。” Previously he sent out a pen name of player every time, in the auditorium will then raise one piece to cheer with the applause, moreover this cheering one after another is increasing progressively. Until introduced finally when the fire of night, achieved the boiling apex. 先前他每报出一名选手的笔名,观众席中便会掀起一片欢呼和掌声,而且这一波一波的欢呼是在递增着的。直到最后介绍夜之火时,达到了沸腾的顶点。 The fire of night is less than a 30 years old of male, is seemingly ordinary. However he is the network big god who this year's new promote rose, is relying on a metropolis work, the crest of wave was unmatched. The enthusiastic reception of the work, even with Profound Heaven Sect and vegetables fruits and melons( see I am writer- please make complaints and other top writer some spell at will). 夜之火是一位三十岁不到的男性,看上去貌不惊人。不过他可是今年新晋崛起的网络大神,凭借着一本都市力作,风头一时无两。其作品的火爆程度,甚至与玄天宗、蔬菜瓜果(见我是写手-请随意吐槽篇)等一线顶级写手有的一拼。 Ok, according to the convention......” waited the audience to calm down slightly, Oscar returned to the center stage with smile on the face again, „...... then should to the link that the current period program named, but......” his thread of conversation revolution, current period program was quite special, because we have a title.” His raise hand hinted a large screen. “好了,依照惯例……”待观众们稍稍静了下来,奥斯卡面带微笑地再度回到舞台中心,“……接下来应该是给本期节目取名的环节,不过……”他话锋一转,“本期节目比较特殊,因为我们已经有了一个标题了。”他抬手示意了一下大屏幕。 Indeed, the screen upper extreme display had had „the night of resurrecting inscription. 的确,荧幕上端已显示出了“复活之夜”的字样。 Therefore, our issue also no longer had to name the link.” Oscar took a look at lens with a mysterious look, „, moreover......” he said after these two characters, came. to let the person whole body uncomfortable long stop, then met saying that „...... this phase of change, but also continued this link At the resurrecting match, we will see the completely brand-new rule!” “因此,我们这一期也就不再有取名环节了。”奥斯卡用一种神秘兮兮的眼神瞅了眼镜头,“而且……”他说完这两个字后,来了段让人浑身难受的长停顿,然后才接道,“……这一期的变化,还远不止这一个环节。在复活赛上,我们将看到完全崭新的规则!” DJ came several sound effects, the light also to flash at this time suddenly, creates some tension-filled atmosphere. DJ这时又来了几声音效,灯光也是忽地一闪,制造出了些许紧张的气氛。 Hehe...... everyone does not use too anxiously.” Oscar smiles, this...... current period participating was our old friends, this issue from the beginning, we first made them greet with everyone one by one, say several return words expressing feelings.” “呵呵……大家不用太紧张。”奥斯卡笑了笑,“这样吧……本期来参赛的都是我们的老朋友了,这期的一开始,我们就先让他们逐一和大家打个招呼,说几句回归感言吧。” At this time, said through the earphone strikingly: Oscar, is pouring.” 此时,斐然通过耳机说道:“奥斯卡,倒着来。” Director this is helping a night of fire without doubt busy, because like the polite talk, turns to make a round trip, only then that several. First said is quite advantageous, when to the following several people said that the content somewhat will be definitely redundant. 导演这无疑是在帮夜之火的忙,因为像这样的套话,翻来复起只有那几句。还是先说比较有利,到后面几个人说时,内容肯定会有些重复。 After Oscar obtains the instruction, arrived at side of fire of night calmly: Like this, first starts from the fire of night.” 奥斯卡得到指令后,不动声色地来到了夜之火的旁边:“这样,就先从夜之火开始吧。” The fire of night said to the lens smile: Hello, I am a night of fire. I came back, hopes that can go a step further in this stage, anticipates your support Oh. 夜之火冲着镜头微笑道:“大家好,我是夜之火。我又回来了,希望能在这个舞台上更进一步,期待你们的支持哦。 Very simple several words, are fair, in the auditorium his fans also gave the response loudly. 很简单的几句话,算是中规中矩,观众席中他的粉丝们也都高声给出了回应。 Then...... the difficulty of Oscar arrived...... 接着……奥斯卡的难关又到了…… Hehe...... Bujue.” The smile of Oscar immediately becomes somewhat stiff, said two......” “呵呵……不觉。”奥斯卡的笑容当即就变得有些僵硬,“说两句吧……” Introduced oneself exempts, you have said.” When Feng Bujue speech, is knitting the brows and leaning the face, the line of sight is always staring around large screen, „the words of return words expressing feelings...... use me to think that I am not familiar with, liked this from obscure to some people well......” he, another matter, before how many minutes, I want to say......” his sinking sound said, the finalist who on the large screen gave a moment ago actually did seven lack a propaganda chart...... makes which type? P chart needs to make that...... this is elects the writer like the most wanted terrorist list or elects seven martial sea......” “自我介绍就免了吧,你都说过了。”封不觉说话时,皱着眉、侧着脸,视线始终盯着一旁的大屏幕,“回归感言的话……就用‘我想我还是不习惯,从默默无闻到有人喜欢’这句好了……”他顿了一下,“不过另外有件事,几分钟前我就想说了……”他沉声道,“刚才大屏幕上给出的决赛选手七缺一宣传图……究竟是闹哪样啊?P图的有必要弄得像通缉犯名单一样吗……这是选写手还是选七武海啊……”
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