„Aha!” Feng Bujue drinks loudly, „I understood!” “啊哈！”封不觉高声一喝,“我明白了！” People heard the sound, threw the line of sight, discovered that this time Jue Bro is squatting in another side of altar, does not know that he saw anything. 众人闻声,一齐将视线投了过去,发现此时的觉哥正蹲在祭坛的另一侧,也不知他看到了什么。 „The matter cannot be delayed, comes.” Feng Bujue also said loudly. “事不宜迟,都过来吧。”封不觉又高声说道。 Wastewood they have not found what valuable clue in these five minutes, listening to Jue Bro saying that they then gathered without hesitation. 废柴叔他们在这五分钟里也没有找出什么有价值的线索,听觉哥这么说,他们便毫不犹豫地聚了过去。 Soon, four people then stood he behind. 不多时,四人便站到了他的身后。 „I found two quite obvious prompts......” Feng Bujue to point at front protruding stone slab saying that „carefully looked, here has two designs,” “我找到了两个比较明显的提示……”封不觉指着自己前方一块凸出的石板说道,“仔细看,这儿有两幅图案,” He spoke, had extended the right hand, placed on stone slab to caress the palm gently. 他说话间,已伸出了右手,将手掌放在石板上轻轻抚过。 This flickers, the gloomy stone sent out some luminously, making some orange light marks appear, constituted two murals of micro versions. 这一瞬,原本灰暗的石块发出了些许光亮,使一些橙色的光纹浮现了出来,构成了两幅微缩版的壁画。 „Left design is very obvious.” Feng Bujue is pointing at the light mark while the explanation said, „you looked, above drew one group of people to urinate in the altar, and vertical middle finger.” “左边这个图案挺明显的。”封不觉一边指着光纹一边讲解道,“你们看,上面画了一帮人在祭坛上撒尿并且竖中指。” „Also really......” the Ji Bu cold sweat got down, „which type this is to make......” “还真是啊……”迹部冷汗都下来了,“这是闹哪样啊……” „This most likely are makes us blaspheme the meaning of altar.” Feng Bujue returns said, „concrete form should not be restricted in the content on chart, so long as in any case enrages that god with some quite bad method, making him come is.” “这个八成是让我们去亵渎祭坛的意思。”封不觉回道,“具体形式应该不限于图上的内容,反正只要用一些比较恶劣的手段激怒那个神祗,让他现身便是。” „Sounds is your specialty......” Honghu discussed. “听上去是你的专长啊……”鸿鹄念道。 „Right, I excel at this very much......, but also leaves is making the decision anxiously, because of the second plan.” Feng Bujue is saying, transferred to the hand the right that design, „this picture a little abstractly, I spent some time to understand......” him to answer, „looked at that...... in the altar sits, at first sight probably sea anemone, but actually referred to the woman, exactly said- young girl.” “没错,我是很擅长这个……但也别急着做决定,因为还有第二种方案。”封不觉说着,又将手移到了靠右侧的那个图案上,“这个画得有点抽象,我花了一些时间才看懂……”他解释道,“看……祭坛上坐着的这个,乍一看像是个海葵,但其实是指女人,确切地说-少女。” „That...... this is to make us look for a young girl, when the sacrificial offering does offer?” Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies meets to say. “那……这是让我们找个少女当祭品献上？”天马行空接道。 „Correct.” Feng Bujue nods to say, in the meantime, he took back the hand, stood. “正解。”封不觉点头应道,同时,他将手收回,站了起来。 „Too was really dirty! The god in this lower reaches, is used the just iron fist to crush by me!” Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies vowed solemnly typically. “实在太龌龊了！这下流的神祗,就由我用正义的铁拳来击碎吧！”天马行空信誓旦旦地道了一句。 „Kills him to, after all Quest requests us to do this, the look that but......” Feng Bujue and had referred to with an intent has swept the people, „how Summon he, can actually choose......” “干掉他是必须的,毕竟任务要求我们这样做,不过……”封不觉顿了一下、用一个意有所指的眼神扫过众人,“如何召唤他,却是可以选择的……” „The Summon way, may affect the difficulty that BOSS fights......” the Honghu speculation said. “召唤的方式,可能会影响到BOSS战的难度吧……”鸿鹄推测道。 „I also think like this.” Wastewood said that „, but...... in our teams also does not have the female player, perhaps can only choose the first type......” “我也是这样认为的。”废柴叔道,“可是……我们这队伍里又没有女玩家,恐怕只能选第一种……” Stopped his words to here, because of this moment, he felt a scalding hot vision. 他的话到这儿就停止了,因为这一刻,他感受到了一道灼热的目光。 „Brother Feng...... you want......” Wastewood inexplicably to be why anxious. “疯兄……你想干什么……”废柴叔莫名地紧张起来。 Jue Bro is fixing the eyes on Wastewood, his look likely sexual harasser, the tone is also: „Firewood brother, you still remembers that...... arranges in order to your magic arts tally seal?” 觉哥紧盯着废柴叔,其眼神像个色狼,语气也是:“柴兄,你还记得……列森德给你的法术符印吧？” After him, as soon as reminded, everyone thought. 经他一提醒,所有人都想起来了。 „Right, this move!” Honghu meets to say. “对啊,还有这招！”鸿鹄接道。 Ji Bu discussed: „Is the camouflage ability......” 迹部则念道:“是伪装能力吗……” But Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies has not expressed any comment, he be all smile looks at Wastewood. 而天马行空没有发表任何意见,他只是满脸堆笑地看着废柴叔。 „You know when to stop......” Wastewood to return unemotionally said. “你们适可而止啊……”废柴叔面无表情地回道。 „You also said that without any other alternatives, ‚can only’ choose the first Summon way.” Feng Bujue exhibited the serious appearance, „this indicated, with blaspheming the way of altar goes to Summon BOSS, was really the bad plan......” he, said again, „, but the present...... we do not have the means that not?” “你也说了,在没有办法的情况下,才‘只能’选择第一种召唤方式。”封不觉又摆出了一本正经的样子,“这就表明,用亵渎祭坛的方式去召唤BOSS,实属下策……”他顿了一下,再道,“但眼下……我们并非没有办法,不是吗？” „I rather make the difficulty rise that BOSS fights......” Wastewood return said, „has anything to lose me to be responsible.” “我宁可让BOSS战的难度上升……”废柴叔回道,“有什么损失我负责。” „As the professional player...... you must give priority to the team......” Feng Bujue went forward to pat the shoulder of Wastewood, discussed sincerely. “身为职业玩家……你要以团队为重啊……”封不觉上前拍了拍废柴叔的肩膀,语重心长地念道。 „Your that hopeful dirty look betrayed you...... Wastewood to take advantage of opportunity the hand of Jue Bro once again” shoves open. “你那充满期待的龌龊眼神又一次出卖了你……”废柴叔顺势把觉哥的手推开了。 „Good......” Feng Bujue shrugs, „, since you to camouflaging young girl rousing matter hold the attitude of repel......” he to speak, has gone forward one step, to step up to the altar, „we have to use the first way.” “那好吧……”封不觉耸耸肩,“既然你对伪装成少女这种令人兴奋的事情抱着如此排斥的态度……”他说话间,已上前一步、跨上了祭坛,“咱们也只好用第一种方式了。” „Why do you...... prepare to dance the striptease?” Ji Bu empty focuses saying that „if so, please must greet, I good ahead of time from digging both eyes.” “你干什么……准备跳脱衣舞吗？”迹部虚着眼道,“如果是的话,请务必打声招呼,我好提前自挖双目。” „Oh...... considers as finished, young girl on young girl.” Wastewood sighed, stepped onto the altar, „got down......” he to push Jue Bro, the latter borrowed the strength to leap, returned to the ground. “唉……算了,少女就少女吧。”废柴叔叹了口气,走上了祭坛,“下去下去……”他推了觉哥一把,后者借力一跃,又回到了地面上。 „Wastewood of Oh! mother version...... a little anticipated suddenly.” Ji Bu came the spirit immediately, stared in a big way the eye to say. “哦哦！娘化版的废柴叔吗……突然间有点期待了呢。”迹部立即来了精神,瞪大了眼睛说道。 „Snort...... one dreadful fellows......” Honghu held the eyeglasses, cold -ly snorted and said. “哼……一帮猥琐的家伙……”鸿鹄扶了扶眼镜,冷哼道。 „Rain dragon, your was excited the hand that trembled to betray you.” Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies stands behind Honghu complains suddenly. “雨龙,你那兴奋得发抖的手已经出卖了你。”天马行空站在鸿鹄背后冷不丁地吐了个槽。 „Star arrow, your also stared looks like the bronze bell eyes to betray you......” Feng Bujue to turn the head make complaints young Brother Ma. “星矢,你那瞪得像铜铃般的双眼也出卖了你……”封不觉则转头吐槽了小马哥。 „Actually he usually was also this condition......” Ji Bu gesticulated on oneself face with both hands, „was such heavy features......” “其实他平时也是这种状态吧……”迹部用双手在自己脸上比划了一下,“一直就是这么浓眉大眼的……” Buzz- 嗡- When this fellows mess about, Wastewood has pressed the hand on oneself shoulder, started the tally seal. 就在这帮家伙瞎扯皮的时候,废柴叔已将手摁在了自己肩上,发动了符印。 Suddenly, white light one presently, what appears in the players at present is...... 恍然间,白光一现,出现在玩家们眼前的是…… ( After considering, I decide to leave out this description) (经过斟酌,我决定略去这段描写) „Wú Oh......” Four players almost turn around in the same second suddenly, spat toward the back ground. “唔呃……”四名玩家几乎在同一秒猛然转身,朝着背后的地面吐了起来。 „When was really bullshit......” Wastewood says this saying voice unexpectedly completely has not changed, „did not have the mirror fortunately, I do not want to fall to your fates.” “果然是坑爹了吗……”废柴叔说这话时的嗓音竟然完全没变,“还好没有镜子,我可不想落到你们这种下场。” „...... Really had this matter...... Feng Bujue to show the unprecedented dignified expression unexpectedly”, „this breakthrough horizon......, did not break through the dimension the appearance...... is really......” “竟……竟然有这种事……”封不觉露出了前所未有的凝重表情,“这突破天际……不,突破次元的长相……实在是……唔……” A Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies face is frightened is panting for breath: „Hateful...... as the hero, judging people solely on appearance is incorrect, but wú Oh......” 天马行空一脸惊惶地喘息着:“可恶……身为英雄,以貌取人是不对的,但是唔呃……” „Is because your dreadful fellows will pull the anticipation value to make me also............” the Honghu vomit almost spurt the ground from the esophagus directly. “就是因为你们这帮猥琐的家伙拉高了期待值才会让我也……啊……”鸿鹄的呕吐物几乎是从食道里径直喷到地上的。 „This and anticipation value are not related!” Ji Bu exclaimed while the vomitive gap, „even Feng Bujue spat Ah!” “这和期待值没关系吧！”迹部趁着呕吐的间隙吼道,“连疯不觉都吐了啊！” „What words Hey! this called......” Feng Bujue to return said, „I did represent the lower limit of human?” “喂！这叫什么话……”封不觉回道,“我代表了人类的下限吗？” „Ha..... takes the consequences for own actions.” Wastewood said with a smile, „ok, the Quest time was limited, do not be noisy again, prepared dozen of BOSS.” He is saying, slowly sits down, immediately lay down in the altar, „then I, so long as the level were OK?” “哈……自作自受。”废柴叔笑道,“好了,任务时间有限,别再闹了,准备打BOSS吧。”他说着,慢慢坐下,随即躺在了祭坛上,“接下来我只要躺平就可以了吧？” „Wú Oh......” Four people hear „lying down” this word-time, in the brain cannot help but flashed through some pictures. Although they had not looked toward Wastewood there, but could not bear spat place again. “唔呃……”四人听到“躺”这个字时,脑中不由得闪过了一些画面。虽然他们都没有往废柴叔那里看,但还是忍不住再次吐了一地。 „Ha haha Ha.....” Suddenly, frank laughter transmits. “哦哈哈哈哈……”忽然,一阵爽朗的笑声传来。 That voice magnetically, and is vigorous and distant. 那嗓音富有磁性、且浑厚、悠远。 With the laughter, in the entire main hall all light stones burst out the glare. These light/only burr results in the players unable to open eyes, only has Wastewood that wears the sunglasses saw clearly Vocor arrives...... sees only a space and time opening to open above the altar impressively, lowers a person's shadow slowly. 伴随着笑声,整个大殿里所有的光石都迸发出了强光。那些光芒刺得玩家们睁不开眼,唯有戴着墨镜的废柴叔看清了沃科尔的登场……只见一个时空裂口在祭坛上方赫然打开,从中缓缓降下一条人影。 That Vocor is elf man who is growing the sharp ear, he wears a pale-green light robe, to tread on the riding boots and shoulder to throw over the hood, conducts the back also carries a Banjo, just like dressing up of roaming reading poems person. But his appearance, can with „beautiful” describe simply, his forehead like picture, impressive and dignified manner like mountain. Among the graces, has the female gently beautifulness and gracefulness, does not lose the firmness and solemnness of man. 那沃科尔是个长着尖耳的精灵男子,他身着一袭淡绿色轻袍、脚踏快靴、肩披兜帽,背上还背着一把班卓琴,俨然是一副游吟诗人的装扮。而他的容貌,简直可以用“美丽”来形容,其眉宇如画,威仪如山。举手投足之间,带有女性的柔美和优雅,也不失男子的刚强和冷峻。 Has saying that he and lies down Wastewood at this moment in altar, forms might be called „limit” contrast...... 不得不说,他和此刻躺在祭坛上的废柴叔,形成了堪称“极限”的反差…… After several seconds, ray all around gets down gloomily, other four players also open eyes to look. At this time, the space and time crevice had vanished, was only left over the Vocor form to be built on dangerous in the air. 数秒过后,周遭的光芒暗淡下去,其余四名玩家也纷纷睁眼回望。这时,时空裂隙已经消失了,只剩下沃科尔的身影悬立于空中。 After this BOSS arrives the first lines, is this...... 这个BOSS登场后的第一段台词,是这样的…… „Hehe...... followers, very good, you sent a lovable miss for me, I must impatiently for her missile-borne one ~ hehe...... comes, making me have a look at your face, dear few...... Ah!!!” “呵呵……信徒们,很好,你们又为我送来了一位可爱的姑娘,我已经迫不及待要为她弹上一曲了~呵呵……来,让我看看你的脸,亲爱的少……啊！！！” That magnetic, vigorous, the distant voice, shouted when killed the chicken pitiful yell that can hear. 那富有磁性的、浑厚的、悠远的嗓音,喊出了一声杀鸡时才能听到的惨叫。 „Ah!” Vocor really cannot believe own eye, after his line of sight instinct puts aside, he cannot help but looked at one again, therefore, he also called out pitifully one after another two. “啊-啊！”沃科尔实在不敢相信自己的眼睛,当他的视线本能地移开后,他又不由自主地再去看了一眼,于是,他又接连惨叫了两声。 „This anything responded that......” Ji Bu looks at BOSS to discuss with the sympathetic look. “这什么反应啊……”迹部用同情的眼神看着BOSS念道。 Feng Bujue meets saying: „This is...... has a liking for one every time, seemed own egg to be trampled a feeling of foot......” 封不觉接道:“这就是……每看上一眼,都好似自己的蛋被踹了一脚的感觉……” „Your you......” Vocor do not know that should say anything, before successfully organizes entire words, he could not have borne...... “你你你……”沃科尔不知道该说些什么,在成功地组织出一整句话之前,他已经忍不住了…… The next second, Vocor then lowered from the midair, runs the corner, held the wall to start to vomit...... 下一秒,沃科尔便从半空降下,奔跑到了墙角,扶着墙开始呕吐…… „While the present!” Feng Bujue pulls out the kitchen knife, orders. “趁现在！”封不觉掏出菜刀,一声令下。 „Oh!” Ji Bu, Honghu and Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies should drink with one voice, close. “哦！”迹部、鸿鹄和天马行空齐声应喝,一拥而上。 When these four people while that god physical body and spirit are at half collapse the condition...... the pain under the killer, one round fiercely attacked BOSS killing. 这四人趁着那位神祗的肉体和精神都处于半崩溃的状态时……痛下杀手,一轮猛攻就把BOSS给击毙了。 ............ ………… After five minutes,...... 五分钟后…… „...... Probably changed.” Wastewood said. “啊……好像变回来了。”废柴叔说道。 Turns away from his four people of hears word, turns the head one after another. 背对他的四人闻言,陆续转过头来。 „God......” Ji Bu wiped the perspiration, „fortunately this ‚camouflage’ the time limit is not long.” “上帝……”迹部抹了把汗,“还好这个‘伪装’的时限不算长。” At this time, they have naturally completed previous Main Quest 【In 15 minutes, use offers a sacrifice to the altar in memorial hall, Summon defeats god of Vocor loafing】, System Notification has resounded, but next Quest has not brushed. 此时,他们自然已经完成了前一个主线任务【在15分钟内,使用祭祀殿中的祭坛,召唤并击败游荡之神沃科尔】,系统提示早就响起了,不过下一个任务尚未刷出。 „Hū......” Feng Bujue also long to implore the one breath, „this he 【bi-】 What was really I have killed simplest BOSS......” “呼……”封不觉也长吁了一口气,“这他【哔-】的真是我杀过最简单的BOSS了……” „Words said that...... you started also to suppress a point...... Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies to shoot a look at broken corpse in a corner a moment ago”, said that „you, when minces meat for stuffing? Has the system protection, even several of us were cut and injured by you.” “话说……刚才你下手也太狠了一点吧……”天马行空瞥了一眼角落里的碎尸,说道,“你当剁馅儿呢？要不是有系统保护,连我们几个都被你砍伤了。” „You said right...... me also really him, when stuffing chopped.” Feng Bujue's replied that is always so unexpected, „then...... the grain ration arrived even.” “你说对了……我还真就是把他当馅儿那么剁的。”封不觉的回答总是那么出人意料,“这下……口粮就算是到位了。” „You do not eat flesh uncomfortable Skkie......” Ji Bu to meet to say. “你是不吃人肉不舒服斯基啊……”迹部接道。 "Ah? ” a Feng Bujue face local ruffian has turned the head, and lifts an arm to point at the Vocor corpse saying that „this is a person? Is this god is obviously good? Draws back 10,000 steps saying that this is also a elf.” “啊？”封不觉一脸痞相地转过头,并抬起一条胳膊指着沃科尔的尸体道,“这是人吗？这明明是神好不好？退一万步讲,这也是个精灵。” „** Spirit feeling also strange......” Ji Bu returns said. “**灵的感觉也怪怪的……”迹部回道。 „Cuts...... eats the pig to eat the chicken, isn't your feeling strange?” Feng Bujue said, „saw a humanoid lifeform, did you produce the compassion? Do you do right by these years by the life that you turn into the dung? Has the skill your latter half of life to change to eat the mushroom.” “切……吃猪吃鸡,你的感觉就不怪了？”封不觉道,“见了个类人型的生物,你就产生了恻隐之心？你对得起那些年被你变成大粪的生灵吗？有本事你下半辈子改吃蘑菇啊。” „Why is the mushroom......, even if must be a vegetarian still has many choices......” Ji Bu to discuss. “为什么是蘑菇啊……就算要吃素也有很多种选择的吧……”迹部念道。 „Yes, cucumber eggplant Carrot anything, that was in addition more perfect.” Feng Bujue selects the eyebrow to meet to say. “是啊,加上黄瓜茄子胡萝卜什么的,那就更完美了。”封不觉一挑眉毛接道。 „You left to go too far......” Ji Bu seem listen to the metaphor of these words, face not happy met saying that „your dreadful words and deeds that had the double bluffs completely enough on reported standard Ah!” “你别太过分啊……”迹部好似听出了这句话的暗喻,一脸不爽地接道,“你这种带有双重陷阱的猥琐言行完全够得上被举报的标准了啊！” „In brief, this my right and wrong eats may not, you rather starve, is your freedoms.” Feng Bujue was also disinclined to go with them to discuss again, he turned around to walk toward the Vocor corpse, „perhaps next Quest approaches fast, I must make the best use of the time to roast several ripe meat to come out, this can eat part, saved part again.” “总之,这回我是非吃不可,你们宁可挨饿,是你们的自由。”封不觉也懒得再去和他们商量了,他一转身就朝沃科尔的尸体走了过去,“下一个任务没准就快来了,我要抓紧时间烤几块熟的肉出来,这样可以吃一部分,再存一部分。” „Crazed......” looks at the Jue Bro back, Wastewood was discussing. “丧心病狂啊……”望着觉哥的背影,废柴叔念道。 „Brute......” Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies meets to say. “人面兽心啊……”天马行空接道。 „Ferocious......” Honghu also said. “穷凶极恶啊……”鸿鹄也道。 Their three is saying, while followed Feng Bujue to go...... 他们三个一边说着,一边跟着封不觉去了…… „Hey! result with the past!” Ji Bu was flung a face moral integrity by this group of people, but after his make complaints ends, showed the scruple facial expression quickly. “喂！结果还是跟过去了吗！”迹部被这帮人甩了一脸节操,但他吐槽完之后,很快露出了迟疑的神情。 Finally...... under the even more obvious sense of hunger urges, he also joined...... 最终……在愈发明显的饥饿感促使下,他也加入了…… ............ ………… After the moment, the fragrance of greeting the nostrils fills the air in the main hall. 片刻后,扑鼻的香气在大殿中弥漫开。 But flood the meat broth drops from the flesh lump , the pouring at the fire of high-piled firewood, exudes the sound that incites. 满溢而出的肉汁从肉块上滴落而下,浇在火堆上,发出滋滋的响声。 „Un...... the branch really anti- fever of tree of these taunts, but two Sangenshu overlap in together, but then long time maintains such a fire of high-piled firewood.” Feng Bujue has not place and teammates is chatting. “嗯……这些嘲讽之树的树枝果然耐烧,只是两三根树枝交叠在一起,便可长时间地维持这样一个火堆。”封不觉有一句没一句地和队友们聊着。 At this time, the Jue Bro abaft the beam is lifting the kitchen knife, treats as the sheet iron the tool face, roasts is roasting loaf that hacks from the rib region. 此时,觉哥正横着举菜刀,将刀面当做铁板,炙烤着一块从肋部剐下的肉条。 „I know that you want to alleviate the atmosphere, but I thought that...... everyone remains silent is quite at this moment good......” Honghu to meet saying that his little while also( in Honghu Traveling Bag has several entity arrows with an arrow, is similar to the consumables of special bullet) puts on the neck meat to roast together. “我知道你想缓解一下气氛,但我觉得……此刻大家还是保持沉默比较好……”鸿鹄接道,他这会儿也用一支箭(鸿鹄的行囊里备有几支实体箭,是类似于特种子弹的消耗品)穿着一块颈肉在烤。 „Hehe...... at this moment, but also is intertwining?” The Feng Bujue's tone is listening to likely a procuress, „, since you sit in a circle select since that moment of meat here, should have the consciousness......” he to shrug, „......, but, I can also understand that you...... everything is so, from turns into two to be very simple, but turns into one from zero, difficult such as to ascend to heaven.” “呵呵……事到如今,还在纠结吗？”封不觉的语气听着像个老鸨,“从你们围坐在这里挑肉的那一刻起,就该有觉悟了吧……”他耸了耸肩,“啊……不过,我也能理解你们……凡事都是如此,从一变成二很简单,但从零变成一,就难如登天。” „The look that your drug lord tone, forces girls into prostitution in addition...... really had the help.” Honghu also said an irony satirized Jue Bro. “你这毒枭般的口吻,加上逼良为娼的眼神……实在是太有帮助了。”鸿鹄又说了句反话来讽刺觉哥。 Actually his mentality also calculates well...... 其实他的心态还算好的了…… Wastewood, Heavenly Steed Soaring Across The Skies and Ji Bu, but was really a few words does not want to say. 废柴叔、天马行空和迹部,可真是一句话都不想说。 When the atmosphere that in this incomparably seeks novelty gets stronger and stronger, System Notification came 【Main Mission has been updated】 就在这无比猎奇的气氛愈演愈烈之际,系统提示来了【主线任务已更新】 【In one hour, the road after through altar, arrives in the crystal to confuse the boundary.】 【一小时内,通过祭坛后的甬道,抵达水晶迷境。】