„Oh......” Feng Bujue thinks, returns said: „Good, I understood. I can promise you, no longer the attempt intervenes this War situation, but how...... other that two outsider will do, I may unwarrantable.” He probes was discussing, „really wants to let the words that we leave as soon as possible......” “呃……”封不觉想了想,回道:“好吧,我明白了。我可以答应你,不再尝试干预这场战争的大势,不过……另外那两名异界旅客会怎么做,我可不能保证。”他试探着念道,“真想让我们尽快离开的话……” „What do you want?” The prophets hit to block the way directly. “你要什么？”先知直接打断道。 „Makes you lend me to use...... Feng Bujue the army” to say. “让你把军队借给我用……”封不觉说道。 „Un?” The prophets only depend on this modal particle, then fully transmitted his indignation. “嗯？”先知仅靠这一个语气助词,便充分传达了他的愤慨。 „...... That is impossible.” On Feng Bujue then half a word, obstinately words circle, „after all our goals, only then two, do not need to drag in lots of people.” “……那是不可能的。”封不觉接着上半句,愣是把话圆了回来,“毕竟我们的目标只有两个,没必要兴师动众。” The meaning that „un......” same character, prophet feedback reaches is...... this also almost. “嗯……”同样的一个字儿,先知这回传达的意思是……这还差不多。 „This......” Feng Bujue meets saying that „how delivers us a box of Lego?” “这样吧……”封不觉接道,“送我们一箱乐高积木如何？” „What do you want to make?” The prophets asked. “你要做什么？”先知问道。 „Naturally was makes one to help us find and be close to the vehicle of goal......” Feng Bujue face haze discussing, „in Yu Wanjun clump, takes the enemy......” “当然是制造一件可以帮我们找到并接近目标的载具……”封不觉一脸阴霾地念道,“于万军丛中,取敌将……” „Knew.” The prophets hit to block the way again, „I will issue this order as Lego prophet, your actions defined as ‚this prophet steal official response that the Lego resources incident made regarding Novel’ ok.” “知道了。”先知再次打断道,“我会以乐高先知的身份来下达这个命令,你们的这次行动就定义为‘本先知对于Novel盗取乐高资源一事所做的正式回应’好了。” Xiao Tan interrupted: „But do we Classic person, carry out Quest not to relate for Lego now in name?” 小叹插嘴道:“可我们现在名义上还是Classic的人,为乐高执行任务没关系吗？” „Tonight one we have been missing permanently, you also considered that these do do?” Feng Bujue returns for the prophet said, he looks up the rhombus body again, „that...... settled.” “今晚一过咱们就永久失踪了,你还考虑那些干嘛？”封不觉替先知回道,他再度抬头看着菱形体,“那就……说定了。” ............ ………… Exactly 2 : 00 am, two night shift securities embarked from security room there on time. 凌晨 2 点整,两名夜班保安准时地从保安室那里出发了。 Just like the prophet said, the security is only the puppet who he is, „they” do not have the thought. So long as the fixed time, they will come out from the security room, turns on the flashlight and fans out in two groups to inspect. The time of entire process is 15 minutes. After inspecting, they heavy will return to the security room, locks the gate from the interior again. 正如先知所说,保安只是他做的傀儡而已,“它们”是没有思想的。只要到了固定的时间,它们就会从保安室里出来,打开手电筒并兵分两路进行巡视。整个过程的用时正好是十五分钟。待巡视完毕后,它们就重会回到保安室,再从内部把门锁上。 These days, toys certainly not coming out, they had closed all light source ahead of time, and hides to receipt bottom or in the dead angles of some lines of sight, conclusion that the waiting does an inspection. 这段时间,玩具们绝不会出来活动,他们已提前关闭了所有的光源,并躲藏到了货架底部或一些视线的死角中,等待巡查的结束。 However, does not have these scruples as Like the Rain and Sorrowful of player. To them, in this period of time moves, instead is more convenient. 然而,作为玩家的似雨和悲灵是没有那些顾忌的。对她们来说,在这段时间里活动,反而更加便利。 When the clock arrives at two points instantly, they then embarked from the Novel occupied area. Two light and lively forms are leaping the vanguard above the shelf, approaches the Lego room rapidly is. Nearby all dark sentry posts in all lost the effectiveness at this moment, they do not need to be worried to be attacked, Classic is impossible to discover that their whereabouts and make to deal. 当时钟走到两点的刹那,她们便从Novel的占领区出发了。两道轻灵的身影在货架上方跃动着前行,迅速逼近乐高屋的所在。附近所有的暗哨在此刻全都失去了效用,她们丝毫不用担心遭到袭击,Classic也不可能发现她们的行踪并作出应对。 „Yeah...... the result giving up...... Sorrowful is still whispering on the road Side Quest”, „, but, doesn't bring bodyguard really not to relate? Does not draw support from the Scenario resources in completely the situation, we cannot be victorious Captain.” “哎……结果还是把支线任务给放弃了啊……”悲灵在路上还在嘀咕着,“不过,不带亲卫队真的没关系吗？完全不借助剧本资源的情况下,我们是打不过团长的吧。” Like the Rain actually seems very calm: „That does not have the means...... other toys not to move in the process that the security inspects, if we want to bring bodyguard to go, must, when did an inspection to finish being able to leave. But Lego had taken the security measure to Novel, can make the time that we are close to smoothly only have the present.” 似雨倒是显得很沉着:“那也没办法……其他玩具在保安巡视的过程中是坚决不活动的,要是我们想带着亲卫队去,就得等到巡查结束才能动身。可乐高已经对Novel采取了警戒措施,能让我们顺利接近的时机只有现在。” „How cousin...... I felt, the rhythm that you must lose intentionally......” Sorrowful really could not bear, said in the heart to think. “表姐……我怎么觉得,你这是要故意输掉的节奏啊……”悲灵实在是忍不住了,说出了心中所想。 „Since is in the group the practice fights, victory and defeat originally It does not matter.” Like the Rain returns said, she is slightly excessive, looks at Sorrowful saying that „furthermore...... by the intelligence of Bujue, has seen through the original intention of this suggestion, and told Xiao Tan.” “既然是团内练习战,胜负本就无所谓吧。”似雨回道,她略微偏过头,看着悲灵道,“再者……以不觉的聪明,早就看穿你这个建议的初衷,并且告诉小叹了吧。” "Ah? assorted...... what original intention? I cannot understand Oh. ” Sorrowful to hurry to start to play the fool. “啊？什……什么初衷？我听不懂哦。”悲灵慌忙开始装傻。 „You could rest assured that the main purpose that since this fights is to let the Xiao Tan multi- accumulation with player's experience to the war, I begin naturally to have the discretion.” Like the Rain continued, completely disregarded denial of opposite party, „as a Fighting Proficiency player focusing on close combat, the Xiao Tan current strength slightly is higher than the average levels. If I whole-heartedly, in ten moves, he must die without doubt.” She analyzes to say very much confidently, „this...... Bujue should very be also clear. He will not make this situation happen, therefore he will fiercely attack from the beginning toward me, making me have no time to lose concentration.” “你放心,既然这一战的主要目的是为了让小叹多累积一些与玩家对战的经验,我动起手来自然会有分寸。”似雨继续说着,完全无视对方的否认,“作为一名以近战为主的格斗专精玩家,小叹目前的实力只是略高于平均水准。如果我全力以赴,十招内,他必死无疑。”她很有自信地分析道,“这点……不觉应该也很清楚。他是不会让这种情况发生的,因此他一开始就会朝我猛攻过来,让我无暇分神。” „Oh...... I am also a sniper, can good of second of person? You disregard me......” Sorrowful to return said. “呃……我好歹也是狙击手吧,能秒人的好不好？你们都无视我啊……”悲灵回道。 „Although the might of your skill and sniper's rifle, can be right firmly 【Hug of Artemis】 Has certain impact, but that is one restrains the long-distance attack method after all specially Perfect Level Equipment.” Like the Rain explained: „Only if you have Perfect Level marksmanship are weapon, even if otherwise he stands there makes you aim, a spear/gun Instant kill his possibility is extremely still low. But fellow like Bujue, if cannot a spear/gun be killed violently, was very difficult to catch to ambush his opportunity again.” “虽然你的技能和狙击枪的威力,确可以对【阿尔忒弥斯的拥抱】产生一定的影响,但那毕竟是一件专门克制远程攻击手段的完美级装备。”似雨解释道:“除非你也有完美级的射击系武器,否则就算他站在那里让你瞄准,一枪秒杀他的可能性也极低。而像不觉那样的家伙,若不能一枪毙命,接下来就很难再捕捉到狙击他的机会了。” „Un......” Sorrowful thinks several seconds, „I mean, Captain didn't need to guard against my ambush to the Xiao Tan?” “嗯……”悲灵想了几秒,“我的意思是,团长难道就不用防范我对小叹的狙击了吗？” „He knows that you will not ambush Xiao Tan.” Like the Rain returns said. “他知道你不会狙击小叹的。”似雨回道。 „Any meaning Ah!” Sorrowful inexplicably somewhat angry. “什么意思啊！”悲灵莫名有些恼怒。 „I also know that you will not ambush Xiao Tan.” Like the Rain also said. “我也知道你是不会狙击小叹的。”似雨又道。 „Cousin you are bully the person......” “表姐你这是欺负人吧……” „Because this is the practice fights, spear/gun Instant kill did not have the significance.” Like the Rain said. “因为这是练习战,一枪秒杀就没有意义了。”似雨说道。 „Un?” Sorrowful gawked, „...... right! Right! This is to exercise him!” She whistling the villainous smile, under the donkey taking advantage of the slope said, „looked this miss shoots his flaws!” “嗯？”悲灵愣了一下,“啊……对！对对对！这是为了锻炼他！”她呼呼奸笑,借坡下驴道,“看本姑娘射他个千疮百孔！” ............ ………… „Achoo!” Xiao Tan this sneeze hit...... the whole person slightly to jump, „what situation...... Xiao Ling also cursed me in the back......” “阿嚏！”小叹这个喷嚏打得……整个人都稍稍蹦了起来,“什么情况……小灵又在背后诅咒我了吗……” „Used the comfortab tone who incessantly, moreover said the opposite party by mentioning names is......” Feng Bujue's make complaints is also sharp. “不止是使用了习以为常的口吻而且还指名道姓地说出了对方是谁啊……”封不觉的吐槽同样犀利。 At this time, they are standing in the Lego city a corner, waits for Musashi Koganei to spell the vehicle. 此时,他们二人正站在乐高城中一隅,等待着武藏小金井把载具拼出来。 This was the Feng Bujue second Summon this fellow, the first time in South Park. Before leaving sandbox, for does not waste skill CD, Jue Bro had also once used this Summon technique, and has had some exchanges with this Summon character. 这是封不觉第二次召唤这个家伙了,第一次是在南方公园的时候。在离开沙盒之前,为了不浪费技能CD,觉哥也曾用过一次这个召唤技,并和这个召唤人物有过一些交流。 The Musashi Koganei contour, overall is elementary student in the funny cartoon. His head assumes the delta, the chin is very sharp, face to be long. He wears eyeglasses that covers half face ; The upper body is a yellow short sleeve T-shirt, next purple shorts, but also has two red suspenders. On the foot wears a pair of conspicuous red sock, the neckband a bottom color be not being the green and above have the bow ties of many purple dots...... 武藏小金井的外形,整体来说就是个搞笑漫画中的小学生。他的头呈倒三角形,下巴很尖、脸偏长。他戴着一副遮住半张脸的眼镜;上身是一件黄色短袖T恤,下着紫色短裤,还配有两根红色的背带。脚上穿一双显眼的红袜子,领口别着一个底色是绿色、上面有许多紫色圆点的领结…… He initially arrival scene in original work is...... the teacher makes him use the Chinese character to write oneself name, but he has the imposing manner to stand up said back and forth: „My Musashi Koganei cannot write six picture above Chinese characters, the strange elementary school third grades lives.” 他在原作中的初登场情景是……老师让他用汉字写出自己的名字,但他非常有气势地站起来回道:“我武藏小金井是写不出六画以上汉字的、奇怪的小学三年级生。” But in fact...... he is a talent. He replied like this, but to let the teachers and schoolmates throws to despise, contempt and vision of cold vision, discrimination...... to let others thinks that he is an odd person( anomaly). 但实际上……他是个天才。他这样的回答,只是为了让老师和同学们投来鄙视、轻视、冷视、歧视的目光……为了让别人认为他是个怪人(变态)。 According to the analysis and research of Musashi Koganei- historically 99% extraordinary personalities, are regarded as the odd person in the childhood and school days. Because Musashi Koganei wants to become the extraordinary personality, therefore he decides first to become an odd person. 根据武藏小金井的分析研究-历史上99%的伟人,在童年和学生时代都被视为怪人。因为武藏小金井想成为伟人,所以他决定先成为一个怪人。 Driven by this god logic, Musashi Koganei stepped the road of odd person firmly. When he usually walks or stands, both hands very natural will lift before the body, shows the posture of similar snake boxing. When he spoke mystifying, occasionally will also exude „hissing hissing” villainous smile sound. When he successfully makes the strange behavior and encounters others' supercilious look and surrounds, will feel that has the pleasant sensation very much, sometimes his body also super revolving like wheel...... 在这种神逻辑的驱使下,武藏小金井坚定地踏上了怪人之路。他平时走路或站立时,双手都会很自然地举在身前,摆出类似蛇拳的姿势。他说话时阴阳怪气,偶尔还会发出“嘶嘶嘶嘶”的奸笑声。当他成功做出古怪的行为并遭到别人的白眼和围观时,就会感到很有快感,有时他的身体还会像车轮一样高速旋转…… Mr. Akira Toriyama once in " Arale » vol. 6, designed one to be divided into the games of five stages abnormally. Respectively is...... the Suppaman stage: Pokes the buttocks of nearby person with your brave index finger ; Parzan stage: Opens the window to shout three „Ah!” ; Bubibinman stage: Jumps while yelled „feces and feces” ; Dr. Mashirito stage: Yelled that „synthesis” then sneaks in others arms ; King Nikochan stage: Then spurts in the nose peanut. If completed this complete five matters, is „in every sense of the term” anomaly. 鸟山明先生曾在《阿拉蕾》第六卷中,设计过一个将变态分为五个阶段的游戏。分别为……酸梅超人阶段:用你勇敢的食指戳旁边人的屁股;森林王巴山阶段:打开窗户大喊三声“啊！”;北比冰人阶段:边跳边大叫“大便、大便”;马斯特博士阶段:大叫“合体”然后钻进别人怀里;尼可真大王阶段:在鼻子里塞花生然后喷出来。假如做完了这全部的五件事,就是“不折不扣”的变态了。 Came to see...... Musashi Koganei in this standard has been crazed, no medicine may rescue. 以这个标准来看……武藏小金井早已是丧心病狂、无药可救。 In brief...... this is one lets the person egg sore Summon character. The Summon condition: „Makes a strange action” very alternative. Not to mention he almost cannot add on any busily when the fight, the battle efficiency is close to zero infinitely. 总之……这是一个非常让人蛋疼的召唤人物。其召唤条件:“做一个怪异的举动”就挺另类的。更不用说他在战斗时几乎帮不上任何忙,战斗力无限接近于零。 However, he is not hundred does not have uses, on the contrary, he is possibly more useful than the Summon thing of any other F levels. Because Musashi Koganei can „make thing”. 但是,他绝不是百无一用,相反,他可能比其他任何F级的召唤物都有用。因为武藏小金井可以“造东西”。 Naturally, his invention and manufacturing capacity, cannot compare, then volume thousand Heiei( i.e. Dr. IQ) and three child prodigy these God Level characters, but „stressed science” compared with these came to the virtual role normally, thing that Musashi Koganei made was sharp. 当然了,他的发明和制造能力,远比不上则卷千兵卫(即IQ博士)和三眼神童那些神级人物,但比起那些“讲科学”的正常向虚拟角色来,武藏小金井造出来的东西就非常犀利了。 „Ha! Completed!” After conducting 20 minutes of assembling, Musashi Koganei successfully made semblance strange machine armor with Lego, and announced jubilantly, „that is! Lego globefish wrestler!” “哈哈哈！完成了！”在进行了二十分钟的拼装后,武藏小金井成功地用乐高积木制造了一台外表怪异的机甲,并兴高采烈地宣布道,“这就是！乐高河豚角斗士！” „This is I sees the most disgusting robot......” Feng Bujue saying that ’ bent/tune Zhui the erectness lifeform that „when looks like these novice to play ‚ spore makes......” “这是我见过最恶心的机器人……”封不觉道,“就像是那些新手玩‘孢子’时做出的曲椎直立生物……” „Oh...... actually before you told me the vertebra of lifeform adjustable, I have also made that type......” the Jue Bro words as if to bring back some strange recollections of Xiao Tan. “呃……其实在你告诉我生物的脊椎可调之前,我也一直做出那种……”觉哥的话似乎勾起了小叹的一些奇怪回忆。 „Haha! You thought certainly that makes this thing me to be very strange! Hissing hissing......” Musashi Koganei such as the large snake general vertical revolves excitedly, „my abnormal index rises! Hee hee......” “哈哈！你们一定觉得做出这种东西的我很古怪吧！嘶嘶嘶嘶……”武藏小金井兴奋地如长蛇一般纵向旋转起来,“我的变态指数又上升啦！嘻嘻嘻……” „Hey...... that index only to exist in your fantasy and radically useless!” Xiao Tan first time behavior that sees this anomaly Little Devil , he was shocked without a doubt. “喂……那种指数只存在于你的幻想中而且根本没用吧！”小叹还是第一次见到这怪胎熊孩子的行为,毫无疑问的,他震惊了。 Who knows, Xiao Tan finishes speaking, Musashi Koganei changed into the white light to vanish unexpectedly. 谁知,小叹话音刚落,武藏小金井竟化为白光消失了。 „Eh? what's the matter? Does he also meet the Invisibility Technique?” The Xiao Tan doubts said. “诶？怎么回事？难道他还会隐身术？”小叹疑惑道。 „Was only the time.” Feng Bujue returns said, and with pointing at referred to own knee, „in fact, before four minutes he should disappear. Is 【Colonization Alchemy Increase Device】 Special Effect, making his existence time be lengthened.” He feels the chin to discuss, „theoretically, this ‚promotes the Summoning Skill effect slightly’ Special Effect, should manifest in the time incessantly. Perhaps invention ability of Koganei, or battle efficiency and other aspects, obtained certain enhancement, but this enhancement is unable to be looked intuitively.” “只是时间到了而已。”封不觉回道,并用手指了指自己的膝盖,“实际上,早在四分钟前他就该消失了。想必是【殖入式炼金术增幅装置】的特效,让他的存在时间被延长了。”他摸着下巴念道,“理论上来说,这个‘小幅提升召唤技能的效果’的特效,应该不止体现在时间上。也许小金井的发明能力、或是战斗力等方面,也得到了一定的增强,只是这种增强无法直观地被看出来。” „No, I thought that the increase of its abnormal degree has shown before me very much intuitively.” Xiao Tan meets to say. “不,我觉得其变态程度的提升已经很直观地展现在我面前了。”小叹接道。 Feng Bujue smiles, said: „Ok, returned to the proper topic. Although we have the robot vehicle that similarly has reached as high as now, but wants to discover Like the Rain and Sorrowful in Novel, is beset with difficulties. We still cannot determine them in the Novel position and Quest, even cannot 100% affirm them in Novel. Therefore......” 封不觉笑了笑,说道:“好了,言归正传。虽然我们现在已拥有了类似高达的机器人载具,但想要在Novel阵中找出似雨和悲灵,还是困难重重。我们至今尚不能确定她们在Novel的职位和任务,甚至不能百分之百肯定她们就在Novel阵中。所以……” „They have come toward here.” Suddenly, another sound after two people resounded, joined this talk. “她们已经朝这儿来了。”忽然,另一个声音从二人身后响起,加入了这次谈话。 Two players have turned the head, saw a Lego toy. The image is one in suit, sits the bald elder on wheelchair. 两名玩家转过头去,看到了一个乐高玩具。其形象是一名身着西装、坐在轮椅上的光头长者。