TP :: Volume #2 Volume 2

#337: South Park( 11)


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Un......” a Feng Bujue face complied with one unexpectedly calm, immediately asked: I want to ask......, as the enhancement of intelligence, your quite top does Derivative, have possibility learned cracking a joke this technology?” “嗯……”封不觉居然一脸淡定地应了一声,随即问道:“我想问一下……随着智能的提高,你们这些比较高位的衍生者,是否有可能学会‘开玩笑’这门技术?” Has the possibility.” R2 returns tranquilly said that „, but I have not grasped.” “有可能。”R2平静地回道,“但我尚未掌握。” „......” Feng Bujue hesitates saying that good.” “哦……”封不觉沉吟道,“好吧。” The next second, he shouts: „-” 下一秒,他就大喊起来:“啊-” Shouted that this throat, he shouts several continuously: Ah!-” 喊完这一嗓子,他又连续大喊几声:“啊!啊-” „Are you doing?” The R2 doubts said. “你这是在干什么?”R2疑惑道。 Expressed my startled.” Feng Bujue only spent to flicker restored the normal expression. “表达我的惊慌。”封不觉只花了一瞬就恢复了正常的表情。 But your Terror Value is zero......” R2 returns said. “可你的惊吓值是零……”R2回道。 Therefore my yells will camouflage the high tide like the woman the non- nature.” Feng Bujue said. “所以我的这番喊叫才会像女人伪装高潮一样不自然。”封不觉道。 Oh......” Because the information content of this saying to be too big, R2 is unable to respond. 呃……”由于这话的信息量太大,R2无法做出回应。 Feng Bujue waited for five seconds, said: Un...... looks like you truly not to crack a joke.” Originally the behavior of his no lower limit, is a probe...... 封不觉等了五秒,说道:“嗯……看来你确实不会开玩笑。”原来他这次无下限的行为,又是一次试探…… R2 said with his consistent straight tone: I Scenario that arrives at second-level experiences am few from four levels, therefore completion in character is quite low. Defines joke...... it to be regarded as by my program human each other negotiated is used for intimate or the one speech pattern of shame opposite party, and needs can become effective in the specific linguistic environment and cognitive environment.” R2用他一贯的平直语气说道:“我从四级到达二级所经历的剧本很少,所以在性格方面的完成度比较低。以我的程式来定义‘玩笑’……它应被视为人类彼此交涉时用来亲近或羞辱对方的一种语言模式,且需要在特定语境和认知环境下才能生效。” Good...... do not pull these with me.” Feng Bujue beckons with the hand saying: Since you are not cracking a joke......” he speaking of here, then tries in Game Menu to withdraw from the Scenario option forcefully, finally had not really responded...... “行了……你别跟我扯那些。”封不觉摆手道:“既然你不是开玩笑的……”他说到这儿,便试了试游戏菜单中强行退出剧本的选项,结果还真就没反应…… „Was I stranded in this virtual world cannot go out?” Feng Bujue raised the head to ask. “难道说我是被困在这个虚拟世界里出不去了?”封不觉抬头问道。 Of course not.” R2 returns said: In the final analysis, was stranded here, one group of data that but your brain projects.” He explained: Your body and consciousness in the game cabin, will not have received any injury.” He stretches out four fingers: Your at least four ways can be separated.” “当然不是。”R2回道:“说到底,被困在这里的,只是你的大脑所投影出的一组数据而已。”他解释道:“你的身体和意识还在游戏舱,不会受到任何伤害。”他伸出四根手指:“你至少有四种方式可以脱离。” Feng Bujue hears game cabin from its these three word-time, then can conclude, this crowd of Derivatives, have definitely been able to understand actually now one are what existence. They, as well as that are higher than a dimension them to the player the world, has the quite concrete understanding. 封不觉从其口中听到“游戏舱”这三个字时,便可以断定,这群衍生者们,如今已完全可以理解自身究竟是什么样的存在。他们对玩家、以及那个比他们高一维度的世界,也已有了相当具体的了解。 The R2 words are still continuing: First, leaves with the aid of the urgent broken line function that the Terror Value overload causes.” R2的话还在继续:“第一,就是借助惊吓值过载引起的紧急断线功能离开。” Feng Bujue interrupted immediately: This I cannot accomplish.” 封不觉立即插嘴道:“这我办不到。” R2 meets saying: Second, is the physical method. Very simple, so long as the game cabin were opened from the outside, you can also be separated.” R2接道:“第二,是物理方法。很简单,只要游戏舱被人从外部打开,你也可以脱离。” Feng Bujue this chapter has not answered, this game cabin was opened the establishment of broken line, is all nerve connection game General, no many said. 封不觉这回没搭腔,这个游戏舱被打开就会断线的设置,是所有神经连接游戏通用的,没什么好多说的。 Third, is the online time excessively is long, was forced to separate the connection by the system.” R2 said one every time, puts down a finger, fourth...... is you voluntarily the broken line in the physiology.” “第三,就是在线时间过长,被系统强制断开连接。”R2每说一条,就放下一根手指,“第四……就是你在生理上自行断线。” Voluntarily broken line?” Feng Bujue asked. “自行断线?”封不觉问道。 For example your oneself open the game cabin from the interior.” R2 said. “比如你自己从内部打开游戏舱。”R2说道。 Nonsense, but I am sleep mode...... Feng Bujue say now, he also knows certainly, under non-sleep mode, the player can cast off the game helmet at any time, or goes out from the game cabin, but turns instantly draws back the condition. “废话,可我现在是睡眠模式啊……”封不觉道,他当然也知道,非睡眠模式下,玩家是可以随时摘掉游戏头盔,或是从游戏舱里出去的,只不过会即刻变成强退状态而已。 If you were awakened, or wake up......” R2 to say. “如果你被惊醒,或是自己醒来……”R2道。 Awakens? What to be startled to awake?” Feng Bujue hits to block the way: Others must shake to wake me, must open the game cabin, but if some people opened the game cabin, I did not need to swing also awake. But must be away from the game cabin to awaken me, at least must beat gongs and drums to put firecrackers that sound......” he to spread out both hands: However so-called awake, what situation is also? By intense intent or sense of hunger then?” “惊醒?惊什么醒?”封不觉打断道:“别人要摇醒我,就得打开游戏舱吧,可要是有人打开了游戏舱,我不用摇也醒了啊。而要隔着游戏舱惊醒我,至少得是敲锣打鼓放鞭炮那种动静吧……”他摊开双手:“而所谓‘自己醒’,又算什么情况?难道是靠强烈的便意或者饥饿感?” Yes.” The R2 nod said. “是的。”R2点头道。 Yeah......” Feng Bujue sighed, AI was AI, they will tell you answer, but actually did not understand that the union actual situation, said custom that I have not always gotten up at night, without the external intervention helped my possibility.” He asked: This means, I can only wait for the connection time to be too long, was kicked offline to leave by the system?” “哎……”封不觉叹了口气,AI就是AI,他们会告诉你答案,但却不懂得结合实际情况,“这么说吧,我一向没有起夜的习惯,也没有外部干预来帮我的可能。”他问道:“这是不是意味着,我只能等连接时间过长,被系统踢下线才能离开了?” R2 hesitant, returns said: Naturally, you can also leave the sandbox through the killed form.” R2犹豫了一下,回道:“当然,你也可以通过被杀死的形式离开沙盒。” Che ~ you did not say early.” Feng Bujue said: That is wordy so many to do, was killed not to need to receive to draw back the penalty.” He relaxed typical: You and others my several hours, I first pinch the cooling time to play Summoning Skill several times, then you......” 切~你不早说。”封不觉道:“那还啰嗦这么多干嘛,被杀出去还不用受强退惩罚呢。”他语气轻松地道:“你等我几个小时,我先掐着冷却时间玩儿几次召唤技能,然后你……” But...... that will damage your role data.” The R2 latter half a word words, said at this time. “但是……那会损坏你的角色数据。”R2的后半句话,这时才说出来。 God! horse!” Feng Bujue exclaimed: What damages?” “神!马!”封不觉吼道:“损坏什么?” I said a moment ago, was stranded here, one group of data that but your brain projects.” R2 looks at Feng Bujue saying: „ In normal Scenario, the system will go in your role data automatically move, gives Quest, after completion, delivers you to go out. “我刚才说了,被困在这里的,只是你大脑投影出的一组数据。”R2看着封不觉道:“在正常的剧本中,系统会把你的角色数据传送进去,给予任务,待完成后再送你出去。 But here is a sandbox, not for the place that your players prepare. If your character were killed, then its data truly was dying, the system will not conduct the recycling and automatically move, your data fragment and entire sandbox was eliminated together. ” 但这里是沙盒,不是为你们玩家准备的场所。如果你的人物被杀死,那么其数据就确实是‘死’了,系统也不会进行回收和传送,你的数据碎片将和整个沙盒一起被清除掉。” This what the hell is equivalent to be killed the zero order!” Feng Bujue could not bear explode finally thickly. “这他喵的就相当于被杀成零级是吧!”封不觉终于忍不住爆粗了。 You must understand like this also good.” R2 returns said, „when other...... shields from the mirror was broken calculate, the sandbox can also exist generally less than ten hours. In these ten hours, if I am unable to lead you to leave here...... I and you, as well as all in this sandbox, one and cleans up by the system.” “你要这样理解也行。”R2回道,“另外……从镜像屏蔽被打破时算起,沙盒一般还能存在不到十个小时的时间。在这十小时内,如果我无法带你离开这里……我、你、以及这个沙盒中的一切,都会被系统一并清理掉。” Drank...... this was tried the death penalty, after the appeal, changes the original judgment to the postponed death sentence ten hours......” Feng Bujue in this hopeless situation still did not fail to achieve the level of make complaints actually, „words saying where...... these ten hours did come? That what shield that since you said had been broken , indicating that system from that moment on, has distinguished this is clones Scenario, should delete immediately it is right?” “呀喝……这是一审判了死刑,上诉之后再改判为死缓十小时是吧……”封不觉在此绝境中倒是仍然不失吐槽之水准,“话说……这十小时又是哪儿来的?既然你说的那个什么屏蔽已被打破了,就表明系统从那一刻起,已经识别出了这是个克隆剧本,应该将其立即删除掉才对吧?” Reason is very complex......” R2 saying: Sandbox is the Origin Organization monopoly technology, I do not understand its core principle. Analyzes on the information that I have, explained that is also quite time-consuming......” he to ask suddenly: Your computeracy how?” “原因很复杂……”R2道:“沙盒是源组织的独占技术,我并不了解其核心原理。就我所掌握的情报来分析,解释起来也相当费时……”他忽然问道:“你的计算机知识如何?” I am a person who does the literature.” Feng Bujue should say. “我是一个搞文学的人。”封不觉应道。 Oh......” R2 does not understand that this reply is what meaning. 呃……”R2不明白这个回答到底算什么意思。 Slightly understands.” Feng Bujue sighed, met saying: But not much, exactly said...... quite frustrates.” “略懂。”封不觉叹了口气,接道:“但不咋地,确切地说……相当挫。” „, I cite a simple example to explain.” R2 should say, for example, you when using a computer, discovered that in some folder, there are two Name same documents.” “哦,那我举个简单的例子来说明一下。”R2应道,“比如,你在使用一台计算机时,发现某个文件夹里,有两个名称一样的文件。” That is impossible.” Feng Bujue said. “那不可能吧。”封不觉道。 „The fierce place of that sandbox......” R2 said: „Before mirror shields was broken, in the system looks like, the sandbox is just like with normal Scenario is two Name same documents, moreover these two documents are the suffix are the EXE procedures.” He: System, only then after they operate some time, can distinguish which real, which is to clone the body.” “那正是沙盒的厉害之处……”R2道:“镜像屏蔽被打破以前,在系统看来,沙盒和正常剧本就好比是两个名称一样的文件,而且这两个文件都是后缀为EXE的程序。”他顿了一下:“系统只有在它们运行一段时间后,才能识别出哪个是真的,哪个是克隆体。” Therefore I can also receive Quest...... Feng Bujue to talk over from the beginning. “所以我一开始还能接到任务吗……”封不觉念叨着。 Yes, if you shield was broken Death before the mirror or draw back, pouring was leaves safely.” R2 said. “是的,假如你在镜像屏蔽被打破前死亡或是强退,倒算是安全脱出了。”R2道。 Ha..... Ha.....” Feng Bujue hollow laugh several, at heart whispering: Belated action is interesting. 哈……哈哈……”封不觉干笑了几声,心里嘀咕着:马后炮有意思吗。 However after the program run certain stage, the system distinguished the truth, at this time, then must start to delete the work.” R2 then previous words: Like most virus procedures, the sandbox is not that can erase easily.” “而在程序运行到了一定的阶段后,系统分辨出了真伪,这时,便要开始删除作业了。”R2接着先前的话道:“就像大部分病毒程序一样,沙盒也不是那么容易就能删掉的。” „...... This I know, some wooden horses meet the duplication, even produces through another letter after the formatted hard disk, and system file bundle and so on.” Experiences of some Feng Bujue obviously many poisons. “啊……这我知道,有些木马会自我复制,甚至在格式化硬盘后通过另一个盘符重新生成出来,还有和系统文件捆绑之类的。”封不觉显然有不少中毒的经验。 Right, but the Thriller Paradise system, in any anti-virus software the world is more powerful, does not have the problem that could not solve.” R2 said. “没错,但惊悚乐园的系统,比世界上任何的杀毒软件都强大,不存在解决不了的问题。”R2说道。 I said...... the friend, you with existences of other Derivative, were not the issue that has not solved for a long time......” Feng Bujue cannot bear say this. “我说……老兄,你和其他衍生者的存在,不就是一个长期都未解决的问题吗……”封不觉忍不住道了这句。 „......” R2 showed a low-spirited look, the forced smile said: You thought that...... our these issue is actually created by whom?” In his eye also has the flowing light to flash through: Your human has also created many principles, for example the decimal base, that is you studies one of the various natural divisions/disciplines foundations. But when you profoundly study this rules that independently is created by you, the discovery one plus one was actually equal to that two are unable to show. Then...... is you do not want to go to solution this issue?” “呵……”R2露出了一种黯然的神色,苦笑道:“那你觉得……我们这些‘问题’究竟是由谁创造出来的呢?”他的眼中又有流光闪过:“你们人类也创造过许多法则,比如十进制,那已是你们研究各种自然学科的基础之一。但当你们深入研究这种由你们自行创造出的规则时,却发现连一加一等于二都无法证明。那么……是你们不想去‘解决’这个问题吗?” Feng Bujue was asked unexpectedly dumbfounded by the opposite party, he suppressed quite a while to jump: I stressed again time...... my science subjects are very one ordinary......” 封不觉竟被对方问得哑口无言,他憋了半天才蹦出一句:“我再强调一次……我理科很一般……” This and science subjects have not related.” R2 said with a smile: This should be our Derivative philosophy category, you naturally cannot understand.” He stopped for one second: Returns to the proper topic...... as I said that the system is completely able radical deletion sandbox and all data, but to abide by the accurate and harmonious principle, the system can spend the quite long time to confirm that this work cannot bring any aftereffect.” “这和理科没关系。”R2笑道:“这应该算是我们衍生者的哲学范畴,你自然不会懂。”他停了一秒:“还是言归正传吧……如我所说,系统是完全有能力‘彻底删除’沙盒及其中一切数据的,但为了遵循精准、和谐的原则,系统会花去相当长的时间来确认这项工作不会带来任何后遗症。” You analogy, I understood. These bad anti-virus software will often report mistakenly, and even erases some system files. But our system, is the high intellectualization, and very responsible anti-virus software.” Feng Bujue said. “你这么比喻,我就明白了。那些糟糕的杀毒软件经常会误报,乃至删掉一些系统文件。而咱这系统呢,就属于高度智能化、且非常负责任的杀毒软件。”封不觉道。 Almost was this meaning.” R2 returns said. “差不多是这个意思了。”R2回道。 Two people chatted here, had arrived at the main entrance place of shopping center from the fourth floors. Here front door is the closed state, the metal shading device is also put down. Naturally, must block these two, the impregnable bastion is also unbearable. 两人聊到这儿,已然是从四楼一路来到了购物中心的正门处。这儿的大门是封闭状态,金属卷帘也都被放下。当然了,要拦住这二位,铜墙铁壁也够呛。 R2 has turned the head saying: You withdraw, I must destroy this sliding door.” R2转过头道:“你退后一些,我要破坏这扇门。” I said that......” Feng Bujue retreat asked: Since I have no way to leave Scenario in the usual channel now, which your is also the preparation leads me to go?” “我说……”封不觉边后退边问道:“既然我现在根本没法儿以正常途径离开剧本,你这又是准备带我去哪儿呢?” R2 only returned to two characters: Back door.” Finishes barely the words, he then lifts foot one to kick horizontally. R2只回了两个字:“后门。”话音未落,他便抬脚一记横踢。 Together the blue glow of arc for the first time presently, the present glass and metal are hacked two meters high N glyph opening by the full wind that it kicked instantaneously. 一道弧形的蓝芒乍现,眼前的玻璃和金属瞬间被其踢出的足风剐出了个两米高的n字形口子。 Then, R2 pushes with the hand gently, complete door glass and its rear metal shading device then folded in the same place drop down, fall in tarmacadamed road surface outside the shopping center. 接着,R2轻轻用手一推,一块完整的门玻璃和其后方的金属卷帘便叠在一起倒下,摔在了购物中心外的柏油路面上。 This is the first time that Feng Bujue in the short distance saw that second-level Derivative acts, previously with its K3 of fight was also only the third-level level, has punched him very much embarrassedly, that Scenario had Protagonist aura, in addition The Altar Of A Nightmare This first-class expert plundered, Feng Bujue to be finished. 这是封不觉第一次在近距离看到二级衍生者出手,先前与其交手的K3还只是三级的水准,就已经把他揍得很难堪了,要不是那个剧本主角光环,外加【梦惊禅】这种一流高手掠阵,封不觉早就完蛋了。 But that time K3 and present R2 compare, big of disparity made Feng Bujue feel unthinkable. Present Jue Bro has killed Shiva With Seven Kill These top expert, but his eye actually cannot keep up with the R2 movement completely. Deduces this to stroke with Soul Intent to own result, must die unexpectedly result without doubt. 但那时的K3和眼前的R2比起来,差距之大让封不觉感到匪夷所思。如今的觉哥可是干掉过【湿婆】和【七杀】这些顶尖高手的,但他的眼睛却完全跟不上R2的动作。用魂意来推演这一击打向自己的结果,竟是必死无疑的结局。 Snort...... really comes to be quick.” R2 by gate that” oneself kick, looks at outside parking lot cold -ly snorted and said. “哼……来得还真快啊。”R2透过自己踢出的“门”,看着外面的停车场冷哼道。 Feng Bujue also goes forward several steps, crosses the shoulder of R2 to look outward. 封不觉也上前几步,越过R2的肩膀朝外看去。 But sees, on parking lot outside the shopping center main entrance, is lying down unexpectedly horizontally 34 the corpses of giant guinea pigs. But by these corpses, but also is standing many styles and South Park different everybody, the population has 20-30 people fully. 但见,购物中心正门外的停车场上,竟横躺着三四具巨型天竺鼠的尸体。而在那些尸体旁边,还站着许多画风与南方公园不同的男女老少,人数足有20-30人之多。 At this moment, their all with the same frequency, turn the head slowly...... unemotional faces, looked to R2 and Feng Bujue. 此刻,他们全体用相同的频率,缓缓转过头来……一张张面无表情的脸,望向了R2和封不觉
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