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CUT!” “CUT!” That the director shouted stopped, making Oscar feel relieved, because he does not know how went should downward along, did not stop, perhaps he can only start make complaints. 总导演喊的一声停,让奥斯卡如释重负,因为他也不知道接下去该怎么往下顺了,再不停下,恐怕他只能开始吐槽 A picture revolution, directly was in the voting stage. 画面一转,就直接进入了投票阶段。 Xiao Tan asked: „During Eh? that what had?” 小叹问道:“诶?那期间发生了什么啊?” Feng Bujue returns said: „...... That, will insert several each players' post-game interviews, is other writers and my own appraisal to this program. Then Oscar records an excuse to meet again alone when behind, making the program broadcast the effect will be better.” 封不觉回道:“哦……那段啊,会插几段各个选手的赛后采访,也就是其他写手和我自己对这段大纲的评价。然后奥斯卡再单独录一段说辞接在后面,让节目播出时的现场效果会更好一点。” Is because trough of your words are too many, the later words need carefully to think to be good......” Sir Bao to interrupt. “是因为你这段话的槽点太多,之后的口白需要认真想想才行吗……”包大人插嘴道。 Probably.” Feng Bujue shrugs, „, right, at that time, the director also said a very troublesome matter to me......” “大概吧。”封不觉耸耸肩,“哦,对了,那个时候,导演还跟我说了一件挺麻烦的事情……” ............ ………… Various unit rests, the cameraman adjusts the equipment, after ten minutes, starts.” Director's to the earphone microphone, was directing several self-poise, later he holds up the arm to gesture saying: Bujue, you come.” “各单位休息,摄像师调整一下设备,十分钟后再开始。”总导演对着耳机的话筒,镇定自若地指挥了几句,随后他举起胳膊打了个手势道:“不觉,你过来一下。” Feng Bujue gets down from the player seat, arrives at the director strikingly front, leads, is the preparation announced directly I compete the attitude to be eliminated badly.” When he asked this question, unexpectedly was a happy appearance. 封不觉从选手席那儿下来,走到总导演斐然面前,“斐导,是不是准备直接宣布我比赛态度恶劣而被淘汰啊。”他问这问题时,竟是一副喜形于色的样子。 In my opinion,...... you were to remain this way today.” Returns strikingly calm said. “依我看,这样下去……你今天是留定了。”斐然淡定地回道。 This Feng Bujue quickly meets to say with reaching an agreement different Ah!. “这跟说好的不一样啊!封不觉急忙接道。 Who made you display outstandingly, you think that the spoof one can be eliminated carelessly?” Striking say/way: Eliminated correct method is to display mediocrely is better.” “谁让你表现得这么抢眼了,你以为胡乱恶搞一下就能被淘汰了吗?”斐然道:“被淘汰的正确方法是表现得越平庸越好。” That present what to do?” Feng Bujue said. “那现在怎么办?”封不觉道。 Un...... doesn't your really period want to come again?” Asked strikingly. “嗯……你真的一期都不想再来了?”斐然问道。 Right.” Feng Bujue decisively and replied sincerely. “对。”封不觉果断而真诚地答道。 „When that this...... last round calculates the general index, I can help your safety strip.” Said strikingly: „...... This matter......” “那这样吧……最后一轮算总指数时,我可以帮你暗箱操作一下。”斐然说道:“不过……这事儿呢……” I understand......” “我明白……” What do you understand?” “你明白什么?” First, does not permit to discuss the safety strip, second, does not permit to discuss the safety strip.” Feng Bujue serious said that but also unceasingly with emphasis: Third...... does not permit to discuss the safety strip!” “第一,不准谈论暗箱操作,第二,不准谈论暗箱操作。”封不觉一脸严肃地说道,还不断加重语气:“第三……不准谈论暗箱操作!” Pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nose strikingly: „Do I seem like the person of that type to assaulting club stem very affection?” 斐然推了推鼻梁上的眼镜:“我看上去像是那种对搏击俱乐部的梗十分喜爱的人吗?” Naturally looks like very much.” Feng Bujue returns said. “当然很像。”封不觉回道。 Nods strikingly: Un, good, since everyone hits it off well with one another, I believe that you will keep secret for me.” 斐然点点头:“嗯,好吧,既然大家这么投缘,我相信你会替我保密到底的。” Must.” Feng Bujue meets to say. “必须的。”封不觉接道。 „, Moreover, a matter, I must first notify you.” Striking say/way. “哦,另外,还有件事,我得先跟你打声招呼。”斐然道。 But said that might as well.” “但说无妨。” I had a premonition, this issue of viewing ratio is definitely good, moreover your individualistic behavior, will definitely produce the certain amount of fan.” Striking say/way: Therefore, at the end of June, before this quarter competition ended, you most likely attendance resurrecting match.” “我预感,这期的收视率肯定不错,而且你这种特立独行的行为,肯定会产生一定数量的拥趸。”斐然道:“所以,六月底,这季度比赛结束前,你八成得出席复活赛。” Ha?” Feng Bujue said: Is so troublesome?” “哈?”封不觉道:“这么麻烦啊?” „The list of resurrecting match, gives first seven of network voting, all on enmity eye and the eliminated player will be included in the voting list, this voting is public transparent, if when the time comes you were elected, I do not have the means.” Returns strikingly said. “复活赛的名单,取网络投票的前七名,所有上过节目并被淘汰的选手都会被列入投票名单中,这个投票是公开透明的,到时候如果你被选上了,我也没办法。”斐然回道。 You have a statement casually, for example......, because the Bujue player body is ill, is unable the participate resurrecting match, therefore we invite the number of votes to rank eighth such and such tops temporarily.” Feng Bujue said. “你就随便出个声明,比如……由于不觉选手身体抱恙,无法参加复活赛,于是我们临时请来了票数排第八位的某某顶上。”封不觉道。 You think that this is the elementary student skips classes?” Striking say/way: Also the body is ill......” “你以为这是小学生逃课吗?”斐然道:“还身体抱恙……” Insufficiently convincing...... that specifically, syphilis how?” “不够有说服力吗……那就具体点,梅毒怎么样?” You misunderstood the key point in my words probably......” “你好像误会了我话中的重点……” Don't worry, this is the completely reasonable reason, the Shubert 25 years old caught, I also......” “不用担心,这是完全合理的理由,舒伯特二十五岁就染上了,我也……” Mr. Feng you must be self-possessed......” 封先生你要自重啊……” ............ ………… „After Eh? in other words...... two Month(s), do you also want the resurrecting match?” Xiao Tan asked. 诶?也就是说……两个月后,你还要去复活赛咯?”小叹问道。 Specifically how, but must look after this issue of program broadcasts echo how.” Feng Bujue returns said: If I have not entered first seven in early June network voting, Hehehe......” “具体如何,还得看这期节目播放后的反响如何。”封不觉回道:“假如我在六月上旬的网络投票中没有进入前七,嘿嘿嘿……” I noticed that for the first time this type was anticipating the villainous smile that are defeated......” Sir Bao meets to say. “我还是第一次看到这种期待着自己落败的奸笑……”包大人接道。 Really not good...... Sir Bao you help me contact with some network sailors, the dispersal point during the voting is black my opinion, comes by this......” “实在不行……包大人你就帮我联系些网络水军,在投票期间散布点黑我的言论,以此来……” You and other.” Sir Bao broke him, why wanted me to help you relate...... the words saying that where I did go to help you look for the ringer?” “你等一下。”包大人打断了他,“为什么要我帮你联系……话说我去哪里帮你找枪手?” „In the governmental agency work, you also install what big end of garlic.” “身在政府机关工作,你还装什么大头蒜啊。” I do not know you imagine the government are what appearance...... in any case I am......” “我是不知道你想象中的政府是什么样子的……反正我是……” Ok, you did not need to explain.” Feng Bujue also broke Sir Bao, first watches the video recording, the later matter, later said.” “好了,你不用解释了。”封不觉也打断了包大人,“先看录像吧,以后的事,以后再说。” At this time, in the picture, the vote of second round of brush has been announced. 这时,画面中,第二轮神来之笔的投票结果已经揭晓。 The story of Feng Bujue that breakthrough horizon amazes the world with a single brilliant feat, making him in this round rank second. First is the soft drink. But last is black ink is not unexpectedly fragrant. The first entering the stage player is quite really disadvantageous, although her story is good, but lacks the impulse and highlight, after other six writers announced one after another own program, the audience the impression to her story were diluted, the first ballot that therefore she obtains are few. 封不觉那突破天际的故事一鸣惊人,让他在这轮排名第二。第一名则是汽水。而最后一名竟然是墨不香。第一个出场的选手果然比较不利,她的故事虽然还不错,但缺乏冲击力和亮点,在其余六位写手相继公布自己的大纲后,观众们对她故事的印象被冲淡了许多,所以她得到的首选票非常少。 Oscar stabilized a mood during the rest slightly, this little while regained the condition, is speaking the polite talk calmly: After two rounds of tense showdowns, we must welcome the third round of ultimate contest finally.” He stops for one second, then said ; Seven player first two rounds index, will account for its general index 30% respectively, but the third round of index, will account for 40% proportions. Therefore, our each player, has the opportunity of counterattack at the final moment, obtains the current period first. Naturally, this also means, each player, has the eliminated risk.” 奥斯卡在休息期间稍微稳定了一下情绪,这会儿算是恢复了状态,若无其事地说着套话:“经过两轮紧张的对决,我们终于要迎来第三轮的终极较量了。”他停顿一秒,转而说道;“七位选手前两轮的指数,将各占其总指数的30%,而第三轮的指数,将占40%的比例。因此,我们的每一位选手,在最后时刻都有逆袭的机会,获得本期的第一。当然,这也意味着,每一位选手,都有着被淘汰的风险。” But, before the third round of showdown starts, lets us first relaxed.” The tone of Oscar is also changing with the content of lines: Enters the card inquiry time.” He is saying, put out several prepared cards from the suit pocket, here, three inquiry cards, the above issue is the three editors-in-chief of program «Is on the Writer network message center chooses from Me».” His line of sight swept the player seat, the lens had also swept seven writers, viewer friends who these issues came from this program.” He holds up the card, places with the line of sight impartial place: This link has not graded the mechanism, everyone can reply with a relatively relaxed mentality.” “不过,在第三轮对决开始前,让我们先轻松一下。”奥斯卡的语气也随着台词的内容变化着:“进入卡片提问时间。”他说着,从西装口袋里拿出了几张事先准备好的卡片,“我这里,有三张提问卡,上面的问题是节目的三位主编从《我是写手》的网络留言板上挑选的。”他的视线扫过选手席,镜头也将七位写手都扫了一遍,“这些问题都来自本节目的观众朋友们。”他举起卡片,放在与视线持平的地方:“这一环节没有评分机制,各位可以以一种相对轻松的心态来回答。” Oscar shifts to the lens say/way: Then...... a similar issue, the different writers, what kind of answer will give respectively? After the advertisement, makes known for you.” 奥斯卡转向镜头道:“那么……同样的一个问题,不同的写手们,分别会给出怎样的答案呢?广告之后,为您揭晓。” The next second, Oscar in picture started to read the topic, „the today's first issue is......” he discussed according to the card: Big, the little brother is newbie writer one, in online is serializing a novel, in the book has a very two role, I thought that he snatched the play, its had also some weaks, wants him writing, but cannot think that the reasonable plot, does not know everyone can help me offer advice greatly. PS: What I write is the ordinary metropolis novel, does not have the supernatural setting.” 下一秒,画面中的奥斯卡就开始读题了,“今天的第一个问题是……”他照着卡片念道:“各位大大,小弟是菜鸟写手一名,正在网上连载一本小说,书里有一个很中二的角色,我觉得他太抢戏了,其存在也有些鸡肋,想把他给写死,但想不到合理的情节,不知道各位大大能不能帮我出出主意。PS:我写的是普通的都市小说,没有超自然设定的。” After Oscar read, said: „The audience of Oh~ this inquiry is also a writer, he met in the writing hindered, wants to make our on-the-spot seven big gods help.” 奥斯卡念完后说道:“哦~这位提问的观众也是一名写手,他在写作上遇到了一些阻滞,想让我们现场的七位大神帮帮忙。” Oscar rubbish several, wasted for 1-2 minutes, later meets saying: Then...... is started by Profound Heaven Sect?” 奥斯卡又废话了几句,浪费了1-2时间,随后接道:“那么……还是由玄天宗开始可以吗?” Profound Heaven Sect returns said: Un...... He to the microphone, was saying looking pensive: I feel...... when the subway enters the station, did not fall in the railway rail carefully......” 玄天宗回道:“嗯……可以。”他对着话筒,若有所思道:“我觉得吧……在地铁进站时,不小心摔进了铁轨里……” Good cruel Ah! Oscar to say directly, the laughter of auditorium follows to resound, Profound Heaven Sect also smiled. “好残忍啊!”奥斯卡直接说道,观众席的笑声跟着响起,玄天宗自己也笑了。 Compared with this, crossing the street was killed by the automobile is not similar?” Oscar also said, Chuunibyou will die miserably?” “比起这个,过马路被汽车撞死不是差不多吗?”奥斯卡又道,“难道中二病就会死得惨一点?” The northern heavens said with a smile: „, Cannot suppose that is this...... this role in the platform, plays the hero to play the game of monster, a person plays the role of the hero to play the role of the monster, flings about, then......” 玄天笑道:“不是不是,可以假定是这样……这个角色在地铁站台上,玩英雄打怪兽的游戏,一个人又扮英雄又扮怪兽,跳来跳去,然后……” Easy pitiful Ah! Oscar to hit to block the way, the auditorium smiles one piece, you said like this I thought this fellow was more miserable?” “好可怜啊!”奥斯卡又打断道,观众席又是笑成一片,“你这样说我觉得这家伙更惨了有没有?” Makes us have a look at the screen elder brother's reply to consider as finished.” Before Oscar arrives at eight leaves of screens the control desks : What is screen elder brother's your answer?” “还是让我们看看屏哥的回答算了。”奥斯卡来到八扇屏的操作台前:“屏哥你的答案是什么?” Un...... plays the role of the sea monster in the swimming pool, is not drown to death...... eight leaves of screens to return carefully said. “嗯……在游泳池里扮海怪,不小心淹死……”八扇屏回道。 Oscar has not commented, but does the strange facial expression to turn the head to look at the lens with one, the director instigates the audience to exude the laughter. 奥斯卡没有评论,只是用一个搞怪的神情转头望着镜头,现场导演又煽动观众们发出笑声。 Why I thought that these two causes of death have not manifested the two attributes of this role, but makes people feel this role only then middle school second grade?” Oscar continues to make laugh, to this link, he can finally at will make complaints. “为什么我觉得这两种死法并没有体现出这个角色的中二属性,而是让人感觉这个角色本身就只有初中二年级?”奥斯卡继续搞笑着,到了这个环节,他终于可以随意吐槽了。 Ok, how making us listen to the snake melon to answer this issue.” Oscar arrived at the vegetables fruits and melons front. “好了,让我们听听菜瓜是怎么回答这个问题的。”奥斯卡又来到了蔬菜瓜果前方。 The opposite party have thought the answer obviously, to microphone say/way: Wears the self-made super heroic uniform/subdue, jumps down from the tall building.” 对方显然早已想好了答案,对着话筒道:“穿着自制的超级英雄制服,从高楼上跳下。” Is sea flat king film title such?” Oscar said. “就是海扁王的片头那样?”奥斯卡道。 The vegetables fruits and melons also return with a smile said: Right, almost.” 蔬菜瓜果也是笑着回道:“对,差不多吧。” Oscar nods, as if thought that this reply, arrived there black ink not fragrant control desk nothing more to be said directly: black ink black ink your answer?” 奥斯卡点点头,似乎觉得这个回答没什么好说的,直接来到了墨不香的操作台那儿:“墨墨你的答案呢?” Myocardial infarction at animation show/unfolds?” black ink does not return with a not too definite tone fragrant said. “在动漫展上心肌梗塞?”墨不香用一种不太确定语气回道。 „Did you two and dwelling male equate?” Oscar asked. “你这是把中二和宅男划上等号了吗?”奥斯卡问道。 What has to distinguish?” black ink not fragrant puzzled asked. “有什么区别吗?”墨不香一脸疑惑地反问道。 Oscar is licking the lip, a having nothing to say in reply appearance, the audience are laughter makes noise. 奥斯卡舔着嘴唇,一副无言以对的样子,观众们又是爆笑出声。 Good, is the field elder brother's answer?” Oscar then asked downward. “好吧,场哥的答案是?”奥斯卡接着往下问。 Studied the plot in cartoon to make ingredients, after eating, killed by poison on food in the family/home.” I must go on stage to reply. “学着漫画里的情节做了一道料理,吃了以后就食物中毒死在了家里。”我要上场答道。 Hey...... this with the approach irrelevant? From the beginning bought the toxic raw material to create?” Oscar is continually make complaints. “喂……这跟做法无关吧?是一开始就买了有毒的原材料造成的吧?”奥斯卡又是连番吐槽 Afterward is the reply of soft drink: Un...... doesn't have the supernatural setting...... that...... to eat meal to choke?” 随后是汽水的回答:“嗯……没有超自然设定是吧……那就……吃饭噎死?” „Did you ask me?” Because the soft drink used the pure question tone, Oscar then borrows under the slope the donkey: Person is not I kills.” “你问我啊?”由于汽水用了纯粹的疑问语气,奥斯卡便借坡下驴:“人又不是我杀的。” His make complaints comes, quite feels joyfully, when arrives at the Feng Bujue front, his heart sank...... 他一路吐槽过来,颇感愉悦,不过,当来到封不觉面前时,他的心又沉了下去…… Oscar forces oneself to look cheerful: Bujue, your answer is......” 奥斯卡强颜欢笑:“不觉,你的答案是……” On the road of descending the mountain, is driving, cuts into the U shape to be curved at over 100 kilometers speed, in curved instantly, entered the roadside the drain...... Feng Bujue to narrate these words the tire calmly. “在下山的公路上,开着车,以超过一百公里的时速切入U形弯,在过弯的刹那,将轮胎开入路旁的排水沟……”封不觉平静地叙述完了这段话。 Oscar gawked for two seconds to realize that what these words referred, then did he die?” 奥斯卡愣了两秒才意识到这段话指的是什么,“接着他就死了吗?” Without dying also put forth the tornado charge tornado?” “没死难道还使出了旋风冲锋龙卷风吗?” Scene laughter sound one piece, Oscar is only hollow laugh two, should say: Good, making us have a look at the second topic......” 现场爆笑声一片,奥斯卡只是干笑两声,应道:“好吧,让我们看看第二题……” He puts out the second card piece, discussed: If meets does not have the inspirational day specially, on the same day has to break situation, how should explain to the reader?” 他拿出第二张卡片,念道:“假如遇到特别没灵感的日子,当天不得不断更的情况,该怎样跟读者解释?” „, This is a very acute issue.” Oscar said: Moreover quite baffling, should not edit to add secretly own issue?” “哦,这是一个很尖锐的问题啊。”奥斯卡道:“而且没头没尾的,该不会是主编把自己的问题给偷偷加进去了吧?” He spoke thoughtlessly such a saying, has not thought of this moment director in the earphone middle course: Let alone some unnecessary words.” 他只是随口那么一说,没想到此刻总导演在耳机中道了一句:“别说些多余的话。” The Oscar corners of the mouth pull out, the forced smile is meeting saying: Haha, cracks a joke.” He hurries to return to that side Profound Heaven Sect, acute issue must ask will quickly answer will quickly tell the truth, the northern heavens, will your reply be?” 奥斯卡嘴角微抽,假笑着接道:“哈哈,开玩笑开玩笑。”他赶紧回到玄天宗那边,“尖锐的问题就要快问快答才会说真话,玄天,你的回答是?” Profound Heaven Sect returns very much seriously said: I will tell the facts.” 玄天宗很严肃地回道:“我会实话实说的。” To this issue, the writers replied are quite smooth, but facial expression very sincere appearance. 对这个问题,写手们回答得都比较圆滑,不过神情都很诚恳的样子。 The replies of eight leaves of screens are: I will send a single chapter, said some private affairs, asks for leave for day.” 八扇屏的回答是:“我会发个单章,说有些私事,请假一天。” The reply of vegetables fruits and melons is sporty: I have not broken cross.” 蔬菜瓜果的回答底气十足:“我没断更过。” I only write the entity book, has had hands in a writing on time, does not have so-called breaks the experience.” The black ink not fragrant reply does not have the flaw. “我只写实体书,一直有按时交稿,也没有所谓‘断更’的经历。”墨不香的回答也是毫无破绽。 I online write is the short story, generally I start to send, put in order this book almost to finish, I will be the editor, draft will not have the issue.” I must go on stage to say. “我在网上写的都是短篇小说,一般我开始发的时候,整本书都差不多写完了,我自己也是编辑,稿子方面不会有问题的。”我要上场如是说。 Oscar asked that these people, arrived in front of the soft drink, asked: Soft drink, is your answer?” 奥斯卡问完这几人,来到了汽水面前,问道:“汽水,你的答案是?” Un...... I have not broken experience, sends the book the time, retains the draft can send three four Month(s) that basic the first batch retain the draft use up, the following draft has written about the result this.” However the soft drink has not dodged the issue, he replied: If I one day because without the inspiration, but has to break...... me to think that I will also speak the truth.” “嗯……我也没断更经历,发书的时候,存稿都是能发三四个月的那种,基本等第一批存稿用完,后面的稿子已经写到结局了这样。”不过汽水没有回避问题,他还是答道:“不过假如我有一天因为没灵感而不得不断更……我想我也会说实话的。” Oscar with the depressing mood, arrived in front of the final that player, the sound that even spoke somewhat shivered: Bujue...... is your words.” 奥斯卡怀着压抑的心情,来到了最后的那名选手面前,连说话的声音都有些颤抖:“不觉……是你的话。” Feng Bujue replied him calm four characters: Goes out to select material.” 封不觉非常淡定地回答了他四个字:“外出取材。” Ha?” This is other six writer's common responses, the next second, their expressions all change, in the heart is talking over the same words: Hasn't your such way of doing really related? “哈?”这是其他六名写手共同的反应,下一秒,他们的表情皆是一变,心中念叨着同一句话:你这样搞法真的没关系吗? Oscar said: How un...... saying that truly is the fair explanation.” His smile again becomes incomparably awkward, then at heart is dispelling boredom said: Selecting material your Sir Ah! you spy novelist! Do you select material to the crime scene? Prepares to create some cases? Your this fellow had gotten up some police station not public Blacklist! 奥斯卡道:“嗯……怎么说呢,确实是合情合理的解释呢。”他的笑容再次变得无比尴尬,心里则是排遣道:取材你大爷啊!你是侦探小说家吧!你是到案发现场去取材吗?还是准备去制造一些案件啊?你这家伙早就上了公安局某种不公开的黑名单了吧! „...... Hehe......, making us have a look at today's next to last act issue.” Oscar thought that finished this link a bit faster was quite good, under contrasting of scene light sound effect, he held up the third issue card, discussed facing the lens: What Excuse me...... did you speak most a few words to the editor are?” “呵……呵呵……那么,让我们看看今天的压轴问题。”奥斯卡觉得还是快点儿把这个环节结束了比较好,在现场灯光音效的烘托下,他举起了第三张问题卡,面对镜头念道:“请问……你对编辑说得最多的一句话是什么?” At this time, is the commercial message, obtained the prompt of director, after Oscar read an advertisement, wrap/sets word that immediately came back. 这时,又是广告时间,得到导演的提示,奥斯卡随即就念了一段广告后回来的套词。 The switches over of after two lens, the players then started to answer one by one. 两个镜头的切换后,选手们便开始逐一作答了。 The reply of Profound Heaven Sect is: Hello.” His explanation is: „When each time contact will say.” This is very slippery answering law. 玄天宗的回答是:“你好。”他的解释是:“每次联络时都会说一遍。”这算是挺滑的答法。 Eight leaves of screens are more experienced than him, therefore also replied: Thanks.” 八扇屏比他更为老成,于是也答道:“谢谢。” Oscar make complaints said: Snake melon, should you not reply me saying goodbye?” 奥斯卡吐槽道:“菜瓜,你该不会回答我‘再见’吧?” The vegetables fruits and melons smiled saying with a smile: Troubled you.” 蔬菜瓜果笑了笑道:“麻烦你了。” Good, exchange between it seems like pure network writer and editor is not the people of this dimension can spy on.” Oscar said with a smile, following several had the pure entity book work, does not know that what kind of answer will give?” “好吧,看来纯网络写手和编辑间的交流不是我们这个次元的人可以窥探的。”奥斯卡笑道,“接下来几位都有纯实体书作品,不知道会给出怎样的答复呢?” Un...... spoke most words...... black ink is not fragrant to the editor is tilting the head, replied looking pensive: Please criticize unrestrained/no trace of politeness.” “嗯……对编辑说得最多的话……”墨不香歪着头,若有所思地答道:“请毫不客气地进行批评吧。” Oscar finally found to unearth the answer, immediately meets saying: „Is reason?” 奥斯卡终于找到个可以挖掘一下的答案,立即接道:“原因是?” Because my handing in a writing editors said each time are very good, when criticism always cautious.” black ink is not fragrant answers. “因为我每次交稿编辑都说很好,批评时总是小心翼翼的。”墨不香解释道。 „......” Oscar said: How does field elder brother you see? You also hold the post of the edition, to black ink black ink such beautiful woman, how many are some does not endure to castigate?” “哦……”奥斯卡道:“场哥你怎么看?你也担任编辑,对墨墨这样的美女,是不是多少都有些不忍苛责?” I must go on stage to say with a smile: I am the editor of sporting magazine, hands in a writing to me is the capable man and female man.” 我要上场笑道:“我可是体育杂志的编辑,交稿给我的都是精壮男子和女汉子。” The audience laughs, Oscar also smiled: „When good...... that elder brother you as writer, spoke most a few words with the editor is?” 现场观众爆笑,奥斯卡也笑了:“好吧……那场哥你作为写手时,和自己编辑说得最多的一句话是?” Should be...... makes him leave is too polite.” I must go on stage saying: „Be responsible for my net chronological age being smaller than me, he always called my teacher on the contrary, making me advise.” “应该是……让他别太客气了吧。”我要上场道:“负责我的网编年龄比我小,他反倒老是叫我老师,让我多指教。” Field elder brother is engaged in the physical education, aura is different.” Oscar took the opportunity to hold opposite party one, later to steam canal: Soft drink, your answer?” “场哥到底是从事体育专业的,气场就是不同。”奥斯卡借机捧了对方一句,随后又对汽水道:“汽水,你的答案?” good work.” The soft drink returns said, he supplements directly: Because in my novel has many cold rare word, I also checked a lot of materials to write, therefore the work of proofreading was very troublesome.” “辛苦了。”汽水回道,他直接补充下去:“因为我的小说里有很多冷僻字,我自己也是查了很多资料才写进去的,所以校对的工作很麻烦。” Un, good, the answer of it seems like that this topic also is really the everyday vocabulary big set.” Oscar said, he was loathing arrived in front of Feng Bujue's again, Bujue, I think that your answer can certainly again make us broaden the outlook.” He has said the make complaints words visibly. “嗯,好吧,看来这题的答案还真是日常用语大集合。”奥斯卡道,他极不情愿地再次来到了封不觉的面前,“不觉,我想你的答案一定能再度让我们大开眼界吧。”他已经把吐槽的话明着说出来了。 Feng Bujue sneers, a dead pig Fearless boiling water hot facial expression: Do not impulse, first puts down the blade, everyone had the words to say well, then extended a time limit my for several days , several days good.” 封不觉冷笑,一副死猪不怕开水烫般的神情:“别冲动,把刀先放下,大家有话好好说,再宽限我几天,真的,几天就好。”
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