„CUT!”
“CUT!”
That the directorshoutedstopped, makingOscarfeel relieved, becausehedoes not know how wentshoulddownwardalong, did not stop, perhapshe can only startmake complaints.
总导演喊的一声停,让奥斯卡如释重负,因为他也不知道接下去该怎么往下顺了,再不停下,恐怕他只能开始吐槽。
A picturerevolution, directlywas in the votingstage.
画面一转,就直接进入了投票阶段。Xiao Tanasked: „During Eh? that whathad?”小叹问道:“诶?那期间发生了什么啊?”Feng Bujuereturnssaid: „...... That, will insertseveraleachplayers'post-gameinterviews, isotherwritersandmy ownappraisaltothisprogram. ThenOscarrecords an excuseto meetagainalonewhenbehind, making the programbroadcast the effectwill be better.”封不觉回道:“哦……那段啊,会插几段各个选手的赛后采访,也就是其他写手和我自己对这段大纲的评价。然后奥斯卡再单独录一段说辞接在后面,让节目播出时的现场效果会更好一点。”„Isbecausetrough of your wordsare too many, the laterwordsneedcarefullyto thinkto be good......”Sir Baoto interrupt.
“是因为你这段话的槽点太多,之后的口白需要认真想想才行吗……”包大人插嘴道。„Probably.”Feng Bujueshrugs, „, right, at that time, the directoralsosaid a verytroublesomemattertome......”
“大概吧。”封不觉耸耸肩,“哦,对了,那个时候,导演还跟我说了一件挺麻烦的事情……”............
…………„Variousunitrests, the cameramanadjusts the equipment, after tenminutes, starts.”Director'sto the earphonemicrophone, was directingseveralself-poise, laterheholds up the armto gesture saying: „Bujue, youcome.”
“各单位休息,摄像师调整一下设备,十分钟后再开始。”总导演对着耳机的话筒,镇定自若地指挥了几句,随后他举起胳膊打了个手势道:“不觉,你过来一下。”Feng Bujuegets downfrom the playerseat, arrives at the directorstrikinglyfront, „leads, is the preparationannounceddirectlyIcompete the attitudeto be eliminatedbadly.” When heaskedthisquestion, unexpectedlywas a happyappearance.封不觉从选手席那儿下来,走到总导演斐然面前,“斐导,是不是准备直接宣布我比赛态度恶劣而被淘汰啊。”他问这问题时,竟是一副喜形于色的样子。„In my opinion,...... youwereto remainthis waytoday.”Returnsstrikinglycalmsaid.
“依我看,这样下去……你今天是留定了。”斐然淡定地回道。„ThisFeng Bujuequicklymeetsto saywithreaching an agreementdifferentAh!”.
“这跟说好的不一样啊!”封不觉急忙接道。„Whomadeyoudisplayoutstandingly, youthink that the spoofonecanbe eliminatedcarelessly?”Strikingsay/way: „Eliminatedcorrectmethodisto displaymediocrelyis better.”
“谁让你表现得这么抢眼了,你以为胡乱恶搞一下就能被淘汰了吗?”斐然道:“被淘汰的正确方法是表现得越平庸越好。”„Thatpresentwhat to do?”Feng Bujuesaid.
“那现在怎么办?”封不觉道。„Un...... doesn't your reallyperiodwantto comeagain?”Askedstrikingly.
“嗯……你真的一期都不想再来了?”斐然问道。„Right.”Feng Bujuedecisivelyandrepliedsincerely.
“对。”封不觉果断而真诚地答道。„When thatthis...... lastroundcalculates the general index, Icanhelpyoursafety strip.”Saidstrikingly: „...... Thismatter......”
“那这样吧……最后一轮算总指数时,我可以帮你暗箱操作一下。”斐然说道:“不过……这事儿呢……”„Iunderstand......”
“我明白……”„What do youunderstand?”
“你明白什么?”„First, does not permitto discuss the safety strip, second, does not permitto discuss the safety strip.”Feng Bujueserious said that but alsounceasinglywith emphasis: „Third...... does not permitto discuss the safety strip!”
“第一,不准谈论暗箱操作,第二,不准谈论暗箱操作。”封不觉一脸严肃地说道,还不断加重语气:“第三……不准谈论暗箱操作!”Pushed the eyeglasses on bridge of the nosestrikingly: „Do Iseem like the person of thattypetoassaultingclubstemveryaffection?”
斐然推了推鼻梁上的眼镜:“我看上去像是那种对搏击俱乐部的梗十分喜爱的人吗?”„Naturallylooks likevery much.”Feng Bujuereturnssaid.
“当然很像。”封不觉回道。Nodsstrikingly: „Un, good, sinceeveryonehits it off well with one another, Ibelieve that youwill keep secretforme.”
斐然点点头:“嗯,好吧,既然大家这么投缘,我相信你会替我保密到底的。”„Must.”Feng Bujuemeetsto say.
“必须的。”封不觉接道。„, Moreover, a matter, Imustfirstnotifyyou.”Strikingsay/way.
“哦,另外,还有件事,我得先跟你打声招呼。”斐然道。„Butsaid that might as well.”
“但说无妨。”„Ihad a premonition,thisissue of viewing ratiois definitely good, moreover your individualisticbehavior, will definitely produce the certain amount offan.”Strikingsay/way: „Therefore, at the end of June, before thisquartercompetitionended, youmost likelyattendanceresurrectingmatch.”
“我预感,这期的收视率肯定不错,而且你这种特立独行的行为,肯定会产生一定数量的拥趸。”斐然道:“所以,六月底,这季度比赛结束前,你八成得出席复活赛。”„Ha?”Feng Bujuesaid: „Is so troublesome?”
“哈?”封不觉道:“这么麻烦啊?”„The list of resurrectingmatch, givesfirstseven of networkvoting, allonenmityeye and the eliminatedplayerwill be included in the votinglist, thisvotingispublictransparent, ifwhen the time comesyouwere elected, Ido not have the means.”Returnsstrikinglysaid.
“复活赛的名单,取网络投票的前七名,所有上过节目并被淘汰的选手都会被列入投票名单中,这个投票是公开透明的,到时候如果你被选上了,我也没办法。”斐然回道。„Youhave a statementcasually, for example......, because the Bujueplayerbodyis ill, is unable the participateresurrectingmatch, thereforeweinvite the number of votesto rank eighthsuch and suchtopstemporarily.”Feng Bujuesaid.
“你就随便出个声明,比如……由于不觉选手身体抱恙,无法参加复活赛,于是我们临时请来了票数排第八位的某某顶上。”封不觉道。„Youthink that thisis the elementary studentskips classes?”Strikingsay/way: „Also the bodyis ill......”
“你以为这是小学生逃课吗?”斐然道:“还身体抱恙……”„Insufficientlyconvincing...... thatspecifically, syphilishow?”
“不够有说服力吗……那就具体点,梅毒怎么样?”„Youmisunderstood the key point in mywordsprobably......”
“你好像误会了我话中的重点……”„Don't worry, thisis the completelyreasonablereason, the Shubert25years old caught, Ialso......”
“不用担心,这是完全合理的理由,舒伯特二十五岁就染上了,我也……”„Mr. Fengyoumustbe self-possessed......”
“封先生你要自重啊……”............
…………„After Eh?in other words...... twoMonth(s), do youalsowant the resurrectingmatch?”Xiao Tanasked.
“诶?也就是说……两个月后,你还要去复活赛咯?”小叹问道。„Specificallyhow, but must look after thisissue of programbroadcastsechohow.”Feng Bujuereturnssaid: „IfIhave not enteredfirstseveninearly Junenetworkvoting, Hehehe......”
“具体如何,还得看这期节目播放后的反响如何。”封不觉回道:“假如我在六月上旬的网络投票中没有进入前七,嘿嘿嘿……”„Inoticed that for the first time thistypewas anticipating the villainous smile that are defeated......”Sir Baomeetsto say.
“我还是第一次看到这种期待着自己落败的奸笑……”包大人接道。„Really not good...... Sir Baoyouhelpmecontact withsomenetworksailors, the dispersal pointduring the votingis blackmyopinion, comesbythis......”
“实在不行……包大人你就帮我联系些网络水军,在投票期间散布点黑我的言论,以此来……”„Youand other.”Sir Baobrokehim, „whywantedmeto helpyourelate...... the words saying that whereIdid goto helpyoulook for the ringer?”
“你等一下。”包大人打断了他,“为什么要我帮你联系……话说我去哪里帮你找枪手?”„In the governmental agencywork, youalsoinstallwhatbigend of garlic.”
“身在政府机关工作,你还装什么大头蒜啊。”„Ido not knowyouimagine the governmentarewhatappearance...... in any caseIam......”
“我是不知道你想象中的政府是什么样子的……反正我是……”„Ok, youdid not needto explain.”Feng BujuealsobrokeSir Bao, „firstwatches the video recording, the latermatter, latersaid.”
“好了,你不用解释了。”封不觉也打断了包大人,“先看录像吧,以后的事,以后再说。”At this time, in the picture, the vote of secondround of brushhas been announced.
这时,画面中,第二轮神来之笔的投票结果已经揭晓。
The story of Feng Bujuethatbreakthroughhorizonamazes the world with a single brilliant feat, makinghiminthisroundranksecond. Firstis the soft drink. Butlastisblack inkis not unexpectedly fragrant. The firstentering the stageplayer is quite really disadvantageous, althoughherstoryis good, butlacks the impulse and highlight, afterothersixwritersannouncedone after anotherownprogram, the audience the impressiontoherstorywere diluted, the firstballot that thereforesheobtainsare few.封不觉那突破天际的故事一鸣惊人,让他在这轮排名第二。第一名则是汽水。而最后一名竟然是墨不香。第一个出场的选手果然比较不利,她的故事虽然还不错,但缺乏冲击力和亮点,在其余六位写手相继公布自己的大纲后,观众们对她故事的印象被冲淡了许多,所以她得到的首选票非常少。Oscarstabilized a moodduring the restslightly, thislittle whileregained the condition, is speaking the polite talkcalmly: „Aftertworounds of tenseshowdowns, wemustwelcome the thirdround of ultimatecontestfinally.”Hestops for onesecond, thensaid;„Sevenplayerfirsttworounds index, will account foritsgeneral index30%respectively, but the thirdround of index, will account for40%proportions. Therefore, oureachplayer, has the opportunity of counterattackat the final moment, obtains the current periodfirst. Naturally, thisalsomeans,eachplayer, has the eliminatedrisk.”
奥斯卡在休息期间稍微稳定了一下情绪,这会儿算是恢复了状态,若无其事地说着套话:“经过两轮紧张的对决,我们终于要迎来第三轮的终极较量了。”他停顿一秒,转而说道;“七位选手前两轮的指数,将各占其总指数的30%,而第三轮的指数,将占40%的比例。因此,我们的每一位选手,在最后时刻都有逆袭的机会,获得本期的第一。当然,这也意味着,每一位选手,都有着被淘汰的风险。”„But, before the thirdround of showdownstarts, letsusfirstrelaxed.” The tone of Oscaris also changingwith the content of lines: „Enters the cardinquirytime.”Heis saying, put outseveralpreparedcardsfrom the suitpocket, „here, threeinquirycards, the aboveissueis the threeeditors-in-chief of program«Ison the Writernetworkmessage centerchoosesfromMe».”Hisline of sightswept the playerseat, the lenshad also sweptsevenwriters, „viewer friends who theseissuescame fromthisprogram.”Heholds up the card, placeswith the line of sightimpartialplace: „Thislinkhas not graded the mechanism, everyonecanreplywith a relativelyrelaxedmentality.”
“不过,在第三轮对决开始前,让我们先轻松一下。”奥斯卡的语气也随着台词的内容变化着:“进入卡片提问时间。”他说着,从西装口袋里拿出了几张事先准备好的卡片,“我这里,有三张提问卡,上面的问题是节目的三位主编从《我是写手》的网络留言板上挑选的。”他的视线扫过选手席,镜头也将七位写手都扫了一遍,“这些问题都来自本节目的观众朋友们。”他举起卡片,放在与视线持平的地方:“这一环节没有评分机制,各位可以以一种相对轻松的心态来回答。”Oscarshifts to the lenssay/way: „Then...... a similarissue, the differentwriters, what kind ofanswerwill giverespectively? After the advertisement, makes knownforyou.”
奥斯卡转向镜头道:“那么……同样的一个问题,不同的写手们,分别会给出怎样的答案呢?广告之后,为您揭晓。”
The nextsecond, Oscar in picturestartedto read the topic, „the today'sfirstissueis......”hediscussedaccording to the card: „Big, the little brotherisnewbiewriterone, inonlineis serializing a novel, in the bookhas a verytworole, Ithought that hesnatched the play, itshadalsosomeweaks, wantshimwriting, butcannot think that the reasonableplot, does not knoweveryonecanhelpmeoffer advicegreatly. PS: WhatIwriteis the ordinarymetropolisnovel, does not have the supernaturalsetting.”
下一秒,画面中的奥斯卡就开始读题了,“今天的第一个问题是……”他照着卡片念道:“各位大大,小弟是菜鸟写手一名,正在网上连载一本小说,书里有一个很中二的角色,我觉得他太抢戏了,其存在也有些鸡肋,想把他给写死,但想不到合理的情节,不知道各位大大能不能帮我出出主意。PS:我写的是普通的都市小说,没有超自然设定的。”
After Oscarread, said: „The audience of Oh~thisinquiry is also a writer, hemetin the writinghindered, wantsto makeouron-the-spotsevenbiggodshelp.”
奥斯卡念完后说道:“哦~这位提问的观众也是一名写手,他在写作上遇到了一些阻滞,想让我们现场的七位大神帮帮忙。”Oscarrubbishseveral, wasted for 1-2 minutes, latermeets saying: „Then...... is startedbyProfound Heaven Sect?”
奥斯卡又废话了几句,浪费了1-2时间,随后接道:“那么……还是由玄天宗开始可以吗?”Profound Heaven Sectreturnssaid: „Un...... ”Heto the microphone, was sayinglooking pensive: „Ifeel...... when the subwayenters the station, did not fallin the railway railcarefully......”玄天宗回道:“嗯……可以。”他对着话筒,若有所思道:“我觉得吧……在地铁进站时,不小心摔进了铁轨里……”„GoodcruelAh!”Oscarto saydirectly, the laughter of auditoriumfollowsto resound, Profound Heaven Sectalsosmiled.
“好残忍啊!”奥斯卡直接说道,观众席的笑声跟着响起,玄天宗自己也笑了。„Compared withthis, crossing the streetwas killedby the automobileis not similar?”Oscaralsosaid,„Chuunibyouwill diemiserably?”
“比起这个,过马路被汽车撞死不是差不多吗?”奥斯卡又道,“难道中二病就会死得惨一点?”
The northern heavenssaid with a smile: „, Cannotsuppose that isthis...... thisrolein the platform, plays the heroto play the game of monster, a personplays the role of the heroto play the role of the monster, flings about, then......”
玄天笑道:“不是不是,可以假定是这样……这个角色在地铁站台上,玩英雄打怪兽的游戏,一个人又扮英雄又扮怪兽,跳来跳去,然后……”„EasypitifulAh!”Oscarto hitto block the way, the auditoriumsmilesonepiece, „yousaidlike thisIthoughtthisfellowwas more miserable?”
“好可怜啊!”奥斯卡又打断道,观众席又是笑成一片,“你这样说我觉得这家伙更惨了有没有?”„Makesushave a look at the screenelder brother'sreplyto consider as finished.” Before Oscararrives ateightleaves of screens the control desks : „What is screenelder brother'syouranswer?”
“还是让我们看看屏哥的回答算了。”奥斯卡来到八扇屏的操作台前:“屏哥你的答案是什么?”„Un...... plays the role of the sea monsterin the swimming pool, is not drown to death...... eightleaves of screensto returncarefully”said.
“嗯……在游泳池里扮海怪,不小心淹死……”八扇屏回道。Oscarhas not commented, butdoes the strangefacial expressionto turn the headto look at the lenswithone, the directorinstigates the audienceto exude the laughter.
奥斯卡没有评论,只是用一个搞怪的神情转头望着镜头,现场导演又煽动观众们发出笑声。„WhyIthought that thesetwocauses of deathhave not manifested the twoattributes of thisrole, butmakespeoplefeelthisroleonly thenmiddle school second grade?”Oscarcontinuesto make laugh, tothislink, hecanfinallyat willmake complaints.
“为什么我觉得这两种死法并没有体现出这个角色的中二属性,而是让人感觉这个角色本身就只有初中二年级?”奥斯卡继续搞笑着,到了这个环节,他终于可以随意吐槽了。„Ok, howmakinguslisten to the snake melonto answerthisissue.”Oscararrived at the vegetablesfruits and melonsfront.
“好了,让我们听听菜瓜是怎么回答这个问题的。”奥斯卡又来到了蔬菜瓜果前方。
The opposite partyhave thought the answerobviously, tomicrophonesay/way: „Wears the self-madesuperheroicuniform/subdue, jumps downfrom the tall building.”
对方显然早已想好了答案,对着话筒道:“穿着自制的超级英雄制服,从高楼上跳下。”„Isseaflatkingfilm titlesuch?”Oscarsaid.
“就是海扁王的片头那样?”奥斯卡道。
The vegetablesfruits and melonsalsoreturnwith a smilesaid: „Right, almost.”
蔬菜瓜果也是笑着回道:“对,差不多吧。”Oscarnods, as ifthought that thisreply, arrived there black ink not fragrantcontrol desknothing more to be saiddirectly: „black inkblack inkyouranswer?”
奥斯卡点点头,似乎觉得这个回答没什么好说的,直接来到了墨不香的操作台那儿:“墨墨你的答案呢?”„Myocardial infarctionatanimationshow/unfolds?”black inkdoes not returnwith a nottoodefinitetonefragrantsaid.
“在动漫展上心肌梗塞?”墨不香用一种不太确定语气回道。„Did youtwo and dwellingmaleequate?”Oscarasked.
“你这是把中二和宅男划上等号了吗?”奥斯卡问道。„Whathasto distinguish?”black ink not fragrantpuzzledasked.
“有什么区别吗?”墨不香一脸疑惑地反问道。Oscaris licking the lip, a having nothing to say in replyappearance, the audiencearelaughtermakes noise.
奥斯卡舔着嘴唇,一副无言以对的样子,观众们又是爆笑出声。„Good, is the fieldelder brother'sanswer?”Oscarthenaskeddownward.
“好吧,场哥的答案是?”奥斯卡接着往下问。„Studied the plot in cartoonto makeingredients, after eating, killed by poisononfood in the family/home.”Imustgo on stageto reply.
“学着漫画里的情节做了一道料理,吃了以后就食物中毒死在了家里。”我要上场答道。„Hey...... thiswith the approachirrelevant? From the beginningbought the toxicraw materialto create?”Oscariscontinuallymake complaints.
“喂……这跟做法无关吧?是一开始就买了有毒的原材料造成的吧?”奥斯卡又是连番吐槽。Afterwardis the reply of soft drink: „Un...... doesn't have the supernaturalsetting...... that...... to eat mealto choke?”
随后是汽水的回答:“嗯……没有超自然设定是吧……那就……吃饭噎死?”„Did youaskme?”Because the soft drinkused the purequestiontone, Oscarthenborrowsunder the slope the donkey: „Personis notIkills.”
“你问我啊?”由于汽水用了纯粹的疑问语气,奥斯卡便借坡下驴:“人又不是我杀的。”Hismake complaintscomes, quitefeelsjoyfully, when arrives at the Feng Bujuefront, hisheartsank......
他一路吐槽过来,颇感愉悦,不过,当来到封不觉面前时,他的心又沉了下去……Oscarforces oneself to look cheerful: „Bujue, youransweris......”
奥斯卡强颜欢笑:“不觉,你的答案是……”„On the road of descending the mountain, is driving, cuts into the Ushapeto be curvedat over 100kilometersspeed, incurvedinstantly, entered the roadside the drain...... Feng Bujueto narratethese words the tire”calmly.
“在下山的公路上,开着车,以超过一百公里的时速切入U形弯,在过弯的刹那,将轮胎开入路旁的排水沟……”封不觉平静地叙述完了这段话。Oscargawked for twosecondsto realize that whatthese wordsreferred, „then did hedie?”
奥斯卡愣了两秒才意识到这段话指的是什么,“接着他就死了吗?”„Withoutdyingalsoput forth the tornadochargetornado?”
“没死难道还使出了旋风冲锋龙卷风吗?”Scenelaughtersoundonepiece, Oscaris onlyhollow laughtwo, shouldsay: „Good, makingushave a look at the secondtopic......”
现场爆笑声一片,奥斯卡只是干笑两声,应道:“好吧,让我们看看第二题……”Heputs out the secondcardpiece, discussed: „Ifmeetsdoes not have the inspirationaldayspecially, on the same dayhas tobreaksituation, howshouldexplainto the reader?”
他拿出第二张卡片,念道:“假如遇到特别没灵感的日子,当天不得不断更的情况,该怎样跟读者解释?”„, Thisis a veryacuteissue.”Oscarsaid: „Moreoverquite baffling, shouldnot editto addsecretlyownissue?”
“哦,这是一个很尖锐的问题啊。”奥斯卡道:“而且没头没尾的,该不会是主编把自己的问题给偷偷加进去了吧?”Hespoke thoughtlessly such a saying, has not thought ofthis momentdirectorin the earphonemiddle course: „Let alonesomeunnecessarywords.”
他只是随口那么一说,没想到此刻总导演在耳机中道了一句:“别说些多余的话。”
The Oscarcorners of the mouthpull out, the forced smileis meeting saying: „Haha, cracks a joke.”Hehurriesto return tothat sideProfound Heaven Sect, „acuteissuemustask will quickly answer will quickly tell the truth, the northern heavens, will yourreplybe?”
奥斯卡嘴角微抽,假笑着接道:“哈哈,开玩笑开玩笑。”他赶紧回到玄天宗那边,“尖锐的问题就要快问快答才会说真话,玄天,你的回答是?”Profound Heaven Sectreturnsvery muchseriouslysaid: „Iwill tell the facts.”玄天宗很严肃地回道:“我会实话实说的。”Tothisissue, the writersreplied are quite smooth, butfacial expressionverysincereappearance.
对这个问题,写手们回答得都比较圆滑,不过神情都很诚恳的样子。
The replies of eightleaves of screensare: „Iwill send a singlechapter, saidsomeprivate affairs, asks for leave for day.”
八扇屏的回答是:“我会发个单章,说有些私事,请假一天。”
The reply of vegetablesfruits and melonsis sporty: „Ihave not brokencross.”
蔬菜瓜果的回答底气十足:“我没断更过。”„Ionlywrite the entitybook, has hadhands in a writingon time, does not haveso-called‚breaks’ the experience.” The black ink not fragrantreplydoes not have the flaw.
“我只写实体书,一直有按时交稿,也没有所谓‘断更’的经历。”墨不香的回答也是毫无破绽。„Ionlinewriteis the short story, generallyIstartto send, put in orderthisbookalmostto finish, Iwill be the editor, draftwill not have the issue.”Imustgo on stageto say.
“我在网上写的都是短篇小说,一般我开始发的时候,整本书都差不多写完了,我自己也是编辑,稿子方面不会有问题的。”我要上场如是说。Oscarasked that thesepeople, arrived in front of the soft drink, asked: „Soft drink, is youranswer?”
奥斯卡问完这几人,来到了汽水面前,问道:“汽水,你的答案是?”„Un...... Ihave not brokenexperience, sends the book the time, retains the draftcansendthreefourMonth(s) that basic the firstbatchretain the draftuse up, the followingdrafthas written about the resultthis.”However the soft drinkhas not dodged the issue, hereplied: „IfIone daybecause without the inspiration, buthas tobreak...... meto think that Iwill also speak the truth.”
“嗯……我也没断更经历,发书的时候,存稿都是能发三四个月的那种,基本等第一批存稿用完,后面的稿子已经写到结局了这样。”不过汽水没有回避问题,他还是答道:“不过假如我有一天因为没灵感而不得不断更……我想我也会说实话的。”Oscarwith the depressingmood, arrived in front of the finalthatplayer, the sound that evenspokesomewhatshivered: „Bujue...... isyourwords.”
奥斯卡怀着压抑的心情,来到了最后的那名选手面前,连说话的声音都有些颤抖:“不觉……是你的话。”Feng Bujuerepliedhimcalmfourcharacters: „Goes outto select material.”封不觉非常淡定地回答了他四个字:“外出取材。”„Ha?”Thisisothersixwriter'scommonresponses, the nextsecond, theirexpressionsallchange, in the heartis talking over the samewords: Hasn't yoursuchway of doingreally related?
“哈?”这是其他六名写手共同的反应,下一秒,他们的表情皆是一变,心中念叨着同一句话:你这样搞法真的没关系吗?Oscarsaid: „Howun...... saying that trulyis the fairexplanation.”Hissmileagainbecomesincomparablyawkward, thenat heartisdispelling boredomsaid: Selecting materialyourSirAh!youspynovelist! Do youselect materialto the crime scene? Preparesto createsomecases? Yourthisfellowhad gotten upsomepolice station not publicBlacklist!
奥斯卡道:“嗯……怎么说呢,确实是合情合理的解释呢。”他的笑容再次变得无比尴尬,心里则是排遣道:取材你大爷啊!你是侦探小说家吧!你是到案发现场去取材吗?还是准备去制造一些案件啊?你这家伙早就上了公安局某种不公开的黑名单了吧!„...... Hehe......, makingushave a look attoday'snext to last actissue.”Oscarthought that finishedthislinka bit fasterwas quite good, undercontrasting of scenelightsound effect, heheld up the thirdissuecard, discussedfacing the lens: „WhatExcuse me...... did youspeakmosta few wordsto the editorare?”
“呵……呵呵……那么,让我们看看今天的压轴问题。”奥斯卡觉得还是快点儿把这个环节结束了比较好,在现场灯光音效的烘托下,他举起了第三张问题卡,面对镜头念道:“请问……你对编辑说得最多的一句话是什么?”At this time, is the commercial message, obtained the prompt of director, after Oscarread an advertisement, wrap/setsword that immediatelycame back.
这时,又是广告时间,得到导演的提示,奥斯卡随即就念了一段广告后回来的套词。
The switches over of after twolens, the playersthenstartedto answerone by one.
两个镜头的切换后,选手们便开始逐一作答了。
The reply of Profound Heaven Sectis: „Hello.”Hisexplanationis: „When each timecontactwill say.”Thisisveryslipperyansweringlaw.玄天宗的回答是:“你好。”他的解释是:“每次联络时都会说一遍。”这算是挺滑的答法。Eightleaves of screensare more experienced than him, thereforealsoreplied: „Thanks.”
八扇屏比他更为老成,于是也答道:“谢谢。”Oscarmake complaintssaid: „Snake melon, should younot replyme‚saying goodbye’?”
奥斯卡吐槽道:“菜瓜,你该不会回答我‘再见’吧?”
The vegetablesfruits and melonssmiledsaying with a smile: „Troubledyou.”
蔬菜瓜果笑了笑道:“麻烦你了。”„Good, exchange between it seems likepurenetwork writer and editoris not the people of thisdimensioncanspy on.”Oscarsaid with a smile, „followingseveralhad the pureentitybookwork, does not know that what kind ofanswerwill give?”
“好吧,看来纯网络写手和编辑间的交流不是我们这个次元的人可以窥探的。”奥斯卡笑道,“接下来几位都有纯实体书作品,不知道会给出怎样的答复呢?”„Un...... spokemostwords...... black ink is not fragrantto the editor”is tilting the head, repliedlooking pensive: „Pleasecriticizeunrestrained/no trace of politeness.”
“嗯……对编辑说得最多的话……”墨不香歪着头,若有所思地答道:“请毫不客气地进行批评吧。”Oscarfinallyfoundto unearth the answer, immediatelymeets saying: „Is reason?”
奥斯卡终于找到个可以挖掘一下的答案,立即接道:“原因是?”„Becausemyhanding in a writingeditorssaideach timeare very good, when criticismalwayscautious.”black inkis not fragrantanswers.
“因为我每次交稿编辑都说很好,批评时总是小心翼翼的。”墨不香解释道。„......”Oscarsaid: „How does fieldelder brotheryousee? Youalsohold the post of the edition, toblack inkblack inksuchbeautiful woman, how many are somedoes not endureto castigate?”
“哦……”奥斯卡道:“场哥你怎么看?你也担任编辑,对墨墨这样的美女,是不是多少都有些不忍苛责?”Imustgo on stageto say with a smile: „Iam the editor of sporting magazine, hands in a writingtomeis the capableman and femaleman.”
我要上场笑道:“我可是体育杂志的编辑,交稿给我的都是精壮男子和女汉子。”
The audiencelaughs, Oscaralsosmiled: „When good...... thatelder brotheryouaswriter, spokemosta few wordswith the editoris?”
现场观众爆笑,奥斯卡也笑了:“好吧……那场哥你作为写手时,和自己编辑说得最多的一句话是?”„Shouldbe...... makeshimleaveis too polite.”Imustgo on stage saying: „Be responsible for mynetchronological agebeing smaller than me, healwayscalledmyteacheron the contrary, makingmeadvise.”
“应该是……让他别太客气了吧。”我要上场道:“负责我的网编年龄比我小,他反倒老是叫我老师,让我多指教。”„Fieldelder brotheris engaged in the physical education, aura isdifferent.”Oscartook the opportunityto holdopposite partyone, latertosteamcanal: „Soft drink, youranswer?”
“场哥到底是从事体育专业的,气场就是不同。”奥斯卡借机捧了对方一句,随后又对汽水道:“汽水,你的答案?”„good work.” The soft drinkreturnssaid,hesupplementsdirectly: „Becauseinmynovelhasmanycoldrare word, Ialsocheckeda lot ofmaterialsto write, therefore the work of proofreadingwas very troublesome.”
“辛苦了。”汽水回道,他直接补充下去:“因为我的小说里有很多冷僻字,我自己也是查了很多资料才写进去的,所以校对的工作很麻烦。”„Un, good, the answer of it seems like that this topicalso is really the everyday vocabularybigset.”Oscarsaid,hewas loathingarrived in front ofFeng Bujue'sagain, „Bujue, Ithink that youranswercan certainlyagainmakeusbroaden the outlook.”Hehas said the make complaintswordsvisibly.
“嗯,好吧,看来这题的答案还真是日常用语大集合。”奥斯卡道,他极不情愿地再次来到了封不觉的面前,“不觉,我想你的答案一定能再度让我们大开眼界吧。”他已经把吐槽的话明着说出来了。Feng Bujuesneers, a deadpigFearless boiling waterhotfacial expression: „Do not impulse, firstputs down the blade, everyonehad the wordsto saywell,thenextended a time limitmy for severaldays, severaldaysgood.”封不觉冷笑,一副死猪不怕开水烫般的神情:“别冲动,把刀先放下,大家有话好好说,再宽限我几天,真的,几天就好。”
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