On April 19, on Saturday, Feng Bujue Home. 四月19日,周六,封不觉家中。 Xiao Tan, Sir Bao and Jue Bro three good gay partner, to be sitting on the sofa of living room abreast in row, is looking at the present television screen. On the tea tables before their body chocked up going, these materials very obviously are the Jue Bro payment for published piece and reward of participate television program. 小叹、包大人和觉哥三名好基友,正并排坐在客厅的沙发上,瞧着眼前的电视屏幕。他们身前的茶几上摆满了外卖,这些物质很显然都是觉哥的稿费和参加电视节目的报酬所化。 Feng Bujue long-distance has synchronized on a video and music document in computer hard disk the television, can select to open directly watches. But the content of this document, is he one week ago that issue that records „I am writer”. 封不觉已把电脑硬盘里的一个影音文件远程同步到了电视上,可以直接点开观看。而这个文件的内容,就是他一周前录制的那期“我是写手”。 „This issue of program will broadcast when next Friday, this...... is when long one hour of rough cut version, to broadcasts officially, the content should reduce to 45 minutes.” Feng Bujue holds up the remote control, before pressing down the button said: „You determined that must look at this......” “这期节目会在下周五播出,这个呢……是时长一小时的初步剪辑版,到正式播放时,内容应该会缩短到四十五分钟。”封不觉举起遥控器,在按下按钮前说道:“你们确定要看这个吗……” „less nonsense.” Sir Bao said: „Hurries, the wife and others I went home to have the dinner.” “少废话。”包大人道:“赶紧的,老婆等我回家吃晚饭呢。” Xiao Tan has been eager to try saying: „Puts quickly puts quickly, I see on the acquaintance for the first time television participate variety show Ah!” 小叹已是跃跃欲试道:“快放快放,我还是第一次看到有熟人上电视参加综艺节目啊！” „Yeah...... good.” Feng Bujue pressed down the broadcast key. “哎……好吧。”封不觉按下了播放键。 On the television screen such as the midnight ominous bell starts to present various weird fuzzy pictures generally. 电视屏幕上如午夜凶铃一般开始出现各种怪诞模糊的画面。 However this phenomenon only appeared for 12 seconds then to stop, it is estimated that was the issue of this document, after all this was not the band that the television station must broadcast officially, when editing some slight defects were also very normal. 不过这种现象只出现了一两秒便停止,估计是这文件的问题,毕竟这不是电视台正式要播出的带子,所以剪辑时有些瑕疵也很正常。 The picture came out, the lens push down from the high place pull closer, is advanced the stage center by the stage panoramic view. 画面出来了,镜头从高处拉低拉近,由舞台全景推到舞台中央。 Nowadays, the lighting engineer of large-scale variety show, a stature is crazed, flashes the dog eyes of not blind audience to go out with the peer embarrassed greets, therefore this program is also so. Sees only in the stage many ray high-speed migrations to glitter, the lens follow this rhythm to start to run back and forth in confusion. 这年头,大型综艺节目的灯光师,个个儿丧心病狂,闪不瞎观众的狗眼都不好意思出门跟同行打招呼,所以这个节目也是如此。只见舞台上众多的光线高速移动闪烁着,镜头跟着这节奏开始乱晃。 But player region, actually a darkness. Seven players sit abreast in row, everyone is separated by more than one meter distances, the front has a control desk respectively. The light by a strange angle illumination in the past, letting the audience can see these seven outlines of people clearly, actually cannot see clearly their appearances. 而选手区域,倒是一片漆黑。七名选手并排而坐,每人相隔一米多距离,面前各有一个操作台。灯光以一种诡异的角度照射过去,让观众可以清晰地看到这七个人的轮廓,却看不清他们的长相。 As the music resounds, a host took the stage, accompanies compared with some dead fatty who the equitation dance is going on stage with the Death question and answer, this host had character to be many. His casual western-style clothes, wear the earphone, the gait calmly the appearance center. After standing firm, he stretches out the arms, the light stopped glittering at the right moment, focuses on his body, the host raised slightly to bow slightly, said one: „Welcome to, I am a writer. I am host Oscar.” 随着音乐响起,一名主持人走上了舞台,和死亡问答中伴着骑马舞上场的某个死胖子相比,这位主持人有范儿多了。他一身休闲西服,头戴耳机,步态沉着来到场中央。站定后,他张开双臂,灯光适时停止闪烁,聚焦在了他的身上,主持人微微欠身一鞠躬,道了一句:“欢迎来到,我是写手。我是主持人奥斯卡。” After two seconds, the light illuminated the entire stage and auditorium, but there the player seat pitch darkness, to making the horror film is the same. 两秒后,灯光照亮了整个舞台和观众席,不过选手席那儿还是一抹黑,跟拍恐怖片一样。 Oscar obviously is the stage name, counter- nowadays, any strange name audience can accept, so long as do not find a person named Jin Fugui to manage on the line. 奥斯卡显然个是艺名,反正在这年头,什么怪名字观众都能接受,只要你别找个叫金富贵的人来主持就行。 „Ok, fellow audience, everyone could not have waited for......” Oscar to turn around toward the player seat to hold up the arm: „Today's seven players, six everyone has seen in the previous issue of program, I believe many audience, from their shadows, who can recognize is......” “好了,各位观众,想必大家早已等不及了……”奥斯卡转身朝着选手席举起胳膊:“今天的七名选手,有六名大家都已在上一期节目中见过了,我相信很多观众,从他们的影子,就能认出是谁……” „Eh? why this fellow said the second words ‚thinks everyone couldn't have waited’?” The Xiao Tan doubts before television asked. “诶？为什么这家伙开口第二句话就说‘想必大家早已等不及了’啊？”电视机前的小叹疑惑地问道。 „In edition that because formally broadcasts, Oscar before speaking these words, but must first read Name of long sponsor.” Feng Bujue said that „in variety show that the present records and broadcasts, these contents separate the record generally, because must read clearly . Moreover the control time, may want NG several times.” He, then said: „Each time after time of emergency broadcast advertisement, must insert the message that a sponsor assigns, the length endures compared with the crosstalk recites without seeming to pause for breath. When these at the scene records does not have, is other record.” “因为正式播出的版本里,奥斯卡在说这句话前,还要先念一长串赞助商的名称。”封不觉道,“现在录播的综艺节目里,这些内容一般都是分开录制的,因为要念得清楚,而且得控制时间,有可能要NG好几次。”他顿了一下,接着道:“每次插播广告的时间点过后,也都得插入一段赞助商指定的广告词,长度堪比相声贯口。这些在现场录制时没有,都是另外录的。” „so that's how it is...... is the host really is not easy.” Xiao Tan says with emotion. “原来如此……做主持人也真不容易啊。”小叹感慨道。 „Hey.” At this time Sir Bao reminded one in side, „must introduce the player, peaceful.” “嘿。”这时包大人在旁提醒了一句,“要介绍选手了,安静。” In the picture, the first player shines in the light of region, that is young fellow who wears the eyeglasses, 30 years old high and low, the build is fat, putting on is also quite optional. 画面中,第一位选手所在区域的灯光亮起,那是个戴眼镜的男青年,三十岁上下,体型偏胖,穿着也颇为随意。 Oscar put out the preface card from the suit pocket, starts to introduce the player, naturally, he reported was the pen name, „No. 1 player, Profound Heaven Sect. The well-known network writer, is 32-year-old he, already hypertext fiction that has ten over 2 million characters. The work popularity is extremely high, had been reorganized the game, movie, TV series wait/etc...... is few yearly incomes may one of the writers ten million/countless. Edits evaluation- is smoothly written, is character's rich, the plot is splendid, now the network profound imaginary novel's first person.” 奥斯卡从西装口袋里拿出了题词卡,开始介绍选手,当然了,他报的都是笔名,“一号选手,玄天宗。知名网络写手,今年32岁的他,已著有十本超两百万字的网络小说。其作品流行度极高,已被改编成游戏、电影、电视剧等等……是为数不多年收入可过千万的写手之一。主编评语-行文流畅,人物丰满,情节精彩,当今网络玄幻小说第一人。” The host said that stopped for several seconds, does not need the director to give the hand signal, the auditoriums have been also applauding. 主持人说完停顿了几秒,不用现场导演做手势,观众席们也已经在鼓掌了。 Afterward is the region of second player is illuminated, that is also a young fellow, the stature middle-grade, looked that long compares Profound Heaven Sect also to take old several years old, the design and attire of eyeglasses also seem more experienced. 随后是第二位选手的区域被照亮,那也是一名男青年,身材中等,看长相比玄天宗还要年长几岁,眼镜的款式和衣着也显得更加老成。 „No. 2 player, eight leaves of screens. The well-known network writer, is 33 years old, wears lengthy historical novel five this year. Editing evaluation- knowledge reserve is rich, the literary style is majestic, the work foundation is solid. It may be said that...... has ten thousand volumes of classics, the pen book now the ancient strange tale.” “二号选手,八扇屏。知名网络写手,今年三十三岁,著有长篇历史小说五部。主编评语-知识储备殷实,文风大气磅礴,作品底蕴深厚。可谓……胸怀万卷经典,笔书今古奇谈。” The applause that eight leaves of screens received and cheers similarly warmly. 八扇屏赢得的掌声和欢呼同样热烈。 Afterward Oscar continues a introduced: „No. 3 player, vegetables fruits and melons. Well-known network writer, holders of many records. 18 years old then start to write, its work is in the majority by the metropolis fantasy theme. In ten years, he published over 27 million writing, and never one day breaks record, year to year occupies the sales first places in major palm machine reading websites. Editing evaluation- style is level, is good at grasping the plot the rhythm and tensity, wireless king! Diligent talent.” 随后奥斯卡继续介绍道:“三号选手,蔬菜瓜果。知名网络写手,多项纪录的保持者。十八岁便开始写作,其作品以都市奇幻题材居多。在十年间,他发表了逾两千七百万的文字,并且从未有一天断更的记录,常年盘踞各大掌机阅读网站的销售榜首。主编评语-文笔平实流畅,善于把握剧情的节奏与张力,无线之王！勤奋的天才。” Vegetables fruits and melons 28 years old, are long quite gracefully, his fans fan is also most, presented to start from him, the cheers of auditorium made a sound. 蔬菜瓜果二十八岁,长得颇帅,他的粉丝拥趸也是最多的,从他亮相开始,现场观众席的欢呼声就响了起来。 „No. 4 player, is our only female players, black ink is not fragrant. The age of female student...... security.” Oscar discussed here, smiles to the lens, the auditorium also heard laughter. “四号选手,也是我们唯一的一位女选手,墨不香。女生的年龄……保密。”奥斯卡念道这里,冲着镜头笑了笑,观众席也传来一片笑声。 black ink is not fragrant is combing the ponytail pigtail, the appearance is tranquil, the build is thin, although cannot call the big beautiful woman, but puts on make-up also very to take a good photo. 墨不香梳着马尾辫,长相恬静,体型偏瘦,虽称不上大美女,不过化了妆也挺上镜的。 „Five years ago starts to write, wears the novel six books, included strange, the immortal heroes, metropolises, romance, games and historical six themes, publishes in the entity book form completely, was the last year highest paid woman of letters.” Oscar then said: „Editing evaluation- style is simple and elegant, the style is changeable, the name of talented woman, deserves.” “五年前开始写作,著有小说六本,囊括了灵异、仙侠、都市、言情、游戏、历史六种题材,全部以实体书形式出版,是去年收入最高的女作家。”奥斯卡接着道:“主编评语-文笔清雅,风格多变,才女之名,当之无愧。” The auditorium bursts into thunderous applause, although before black ink not fragrant hardcore powder quantity, that several could not compare, but the scene had the unchaste male audience to regard as the writer of oneself second support her. 观众席又是掌声雷动,虽然墨不香的铁杆粉数量和之前那几位比不了,但现场有很多毫无节操的男观众都将她视为自己第二支持的写手。 Another player seat was illuminated, is the famous gentleman on the 5 th, 30 years old high and low, has a classical black person mop hairstyle, brings the sunglasses in the indoor, seeming like the physique is quite sturdy. 又一个选手席被照亮,五号也是名男士,三十岁上下,留着一头经典的黑人拖把发型,在室内还带着墨镜,看上去体格颇为壮实。 „No. 5 player, I must go on stage. The network writer, the well-known sporting magazine editor, wears athletics theme short story 13, the work is primarily the practical style. The setting is rigorous, the expertise is rich, by the favor of sport fan.” Oscar said: „Edits evaluation- has the author of background, has the work of thought. In same type story preeminent, indisputable.” “五号选手,我要上场。网络写手,知名体育杂志编辑,著有竞技题材的短篇小说十三部,作品以写实风格为主。其设定严谨,专业知识丰富,倍受体育迷的青睐。”奥斯卡说道:“主编评语-有底蕴的作者,有思想的作品。在同类型故事中超群绝伦,无可争议。” After applause, No. 6 player appears the appearance/portrait, he and Profound Heaven Sect very look like actually, savors similarly to putting on clothes from the vivid makings, but must older several years old. 掌声过后,六号选手现出真容,他和玄天宗倒是挺像,从形象气质到穿衣品味都差不多,不过要更年长几岁。 „No. 6 player, soft drink. The well-known network writer, excels at the ghost strange story, wears the novel seven books, classics, industry the inside and outside win universal praise, is called the present age terrifying Grandmaster.” Oscar said: „Edits evaluation- each story of soft drink writing can arouse the reader innermost feelings deepest fear, the plot carves, original. The terrifying Grandmaster, does not have unearned reputation.” “六号选手,汽水。知名网络写手,擅长鬼怪灵异故事,著有长篇小说七本,部部经典,业内外有口皆碑,被称为当代恐怖大师。”奥斯卡道:“主编评语-汽水笔下的每一个故事都能唤起读者内心最深的恐惧,情节精雕细琢,匠心独具。恐怖大师,绝非浪得虚名。” „Oh! must come!” Sees here, Xiao Tan excited, because Jue Bro must enter the stage. “哦哦！要来了吗！”看到这里,小叹激动了起来,因为觉哥要出场了。 Suddenly, the lens pulled closer, gave Oscar a feature article: „Fellow audience, the seventh player, is the rookie who the current period joins. This stage is brutal, each issue, some people will be eliminated, but the elimination rate of rookie, reached as high as 50%......” he to exaggerate a tension-filled atmosphere in the current quarter, making one even more anticipate the status of rookie: „Actually, can he successfully stay in this stage? Meets such as delimits the meteor of sky to be the same, is fleeting? Let us wait......” 忽然,镜头拉近,给了奥斯卡一个特写:“各位观众,第七名选手,是本期加入的新人。这个舞台是残酷的,每一期,都会有人被淘汰,而新人的淘汰率,在本季度高达50%……”他渲染了一种紧张的气氛,让人越发期待新人的身份:“究竟,他能不能成功留在这个舞台上？还是,会如划过天空的流星一般,稍纵即逝？让我们拭目以待……” The scene resounds a drumbeat, the spotlight runs back and forth in confusion everywhere, finally, the audience belong to the darkness, the drumbeat stop suddenly, but the light is stopping exactly at this moment on Feng Bujue's. 现场响起一阵鼓声,聚光灯四处乱晃,最后,全场都归于黑暗,鼓声骤停,而灯光恰在此刻停在了封不觉的身上。 Although Feng Bujue sees the lens with the dead fish listlessly, but in the auditorium resounded one piece to cheer with the applause. 虽然封不觉只是无精打采地用死鱼眼看着镜头,但观众席上还是响起了一片欢呼和掌声。 „Its factual record program time, the audience and our players enter the telecast hall simultaneously, therefore my appearance had been seen.” Feng Bujue quite feels disappointed in front of the television is explaining: „Their this types as if see the monster arrives the response, is the director transfers the arrangement. In fact, even no one knows me, will not affect the stage effect.” “其实录节目的时候,观众和我们选手是同时进入演播厅的,所以我的样子早就被看到了。”封不觉在电视机前颇为扫兴地解释着:“他们这种仿佛看到怪兽登场似的反应,都是现场导演调动安排的。实际上,就算没人认识我,也不会影响舞台效果。” Sir Bao said: „How listens to others to introduce quickly your.” 包大人道:“快来听听人家是怎么介绍你的。” In the picture, Oscar treated the response conclusion of audience, then started saying: „Oh, No. 7 player looks very young.” Although he has chatted several before the record with Feng Bujue, but must fit out at this moment just found him to resemble: „I think that some audience have recognized him, some have possibly read his novel, has not actually seen that person. Actually then...... he is who?” 画面中,奥斯卡待观众的反应结束,便开始说道:“哇哦,七号选手看上去很年轻啊。”虽然他在录制前就跟封不觉聊过几句了,不过此刻还是得装成刚刚瞧见他似的:“我想有些观众已经认出了他,还有一些可能看过他的小说,却未见过其人。那么……他究竟是谁呢？” This suspense has stretched enough long, should be the explanation time, Oscar put out the preface card, discussed: „No. 7 player, Bujue. Knows famous detective novelist, has published the detective story 12 books, has had the serial publication in the network, magazine and publication. The literary style is quick-witted, establishes a new school. Regardless of the length length, the plot is exquisite strange, unexpected.” Oscar put down preface saying: „The Bujue player, you are edited the common strength to recommend by three of our program group secretly, they are your FAN Oh.” 这个悬念已经抻得够长了,该是解答的时候了,奥斯卡拿出题词卡,念道:“七号选手,不觉。知名侦探小说家,已出版侦探小说十二本,在网络、杂志、报刊都有过连载作品。其文风机智诙谐,独树一帜。无论篇幅长短,故事情节皆是精巧奇诡,出人意料。”奥斯卡放下了题词卡道:“不觉选手,你可是由我们节目组的三位幕后主编共同力荐的,他们都是你的FAN哦。” „This......” Feng Bujue is perfunctory should say. “这样啊……”封不觉敷衍般应道。 Oscar then said: „Editing evaluation- , if splendid enough, actually cannot over, at least not achieve second me.” 奥斯卡接着道:“主编评语-如果够出色,却不能出头,至少也做到没第二个我。” „Hehe......” the Feng Bujue's corners of the mouth twitched. “呵呵……”封不觉的嘴角抽动了一下。 Oscar also said immediately, „according to the custom of our program, each issue, we will let the rookie, decides a title to this issue of program.” Before he arrives at the Feng Bujue's control desk, „the Bujue player, you have three minutes of consideration, lets our advanced advertisement.” 奥斯卡立即又道,“根据我们节目的习惯,每一期,我们都会让新人,给这期的节目定一个标题。”他走到封不觉的操作台前,“不觉选手,你有三分钟的时间考虑,让我们先进一段广告。” „What did you decide?” Xiao Tan before television asked. “你定了什么啊？”电视机前的小叹问道。 Feng Bujue had not replied, but referred to the screen. Because the band of this edition simply does not have the advertisement . Moreover the next word of Oscar also records in addition, therefore after simple picture skipping, arrived at the making known time. 封不觉没回答,只是指了指屏幕。因为这个版本的带子根本没有广告,而且奥斯卡的下一段词也是另录的,所以一个简单的画面跳转后,就到了揭晓时刻。 Sees only Oscar Station to Feng Bujue side, looked at the eye he to write the writing on control desk. Afterward the facial expression changes, squinted with no trace Feng Bujue, in the eye shows a strange look. 只见奥斯卡站到封不觉身边,看了眼他写在操作台上的文字。随后神情微变,不着痕迹地斜视了封不觉一眼,眼中透出一种怪异的神色。 „Ok, making us have a look, Bujue to this issue ‚I was’ the title that writer decided......” Oscar after all is the specialized management, thing that even if Feng Bujue wrote was odd, Oscar must keep calm on the surface. “好了,让我们看看,不觉给这期‘我是写手’定的标题……”奥斯卡毕竟是专业主持,就算封不觉写的东西再离谱,奥斯卡在表面上也得保持镇定。 As host raise hand raises, five characters that Feng Bujue writes then appeared on the scene large screen- please at will make complaints.( To be continued. 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