【Feng Bujue, Level 57】 【疯不觉,等级57】 【Please select the game mode that you wish to join.】 【请选择您要加入的游戏模式。】 What 【you choose is Single Player Survival Mode( ordinary), please confirm.】 【您选择的是单人生存模式(普通),请确认。】 【Had confirmed that generating scenario......】 【已确认,剧本生成中……】 【Loading, please wait a moment.】 【载入开始,请稍等。】 „Huanhuan Huanhuan...... welcome...... arrives to...... frightened Le Lele happy...... the garden.” “欢欢欢欢……欢迎……来来到到……惊悚乐乐乐乐……园。” Designates shortly after Scenario, the familiar prologue came, but this time sound that read the prologue, was one type similarly with the software simulation, slightly grating electronic sounds of people, moreover spoke also brings the ghost livestock. 选定剧本后不久,熟悉的开场白就来了,但这次念开场白的声音,是一种类似用软件模拟出的、略显刺耳的电子人声,而且说话还自带鬼畜。 【Loading is complete, what presently your current is Single Player Survival Mode( ordinary).】 【载入已完成,当前您正在进行的是单人生存模式(普通)。】 【This pattern provides the Scenario synopsis, and has the probability to present branch / Hidden Quest and special World Setting.】 【本模式提供剧本简介,并有几率出现支线/隐藏任务及特殊世界观。】 【Scenario Level cleared reward: random extracts Superior Grade Equipment.】 【剧本通关奖励:随机抽取一件精良级装备。】 【Will soon broadcast the Scenario synopsis, after the broadcast completes, plays starts instantly.】 【即将播放剧本简介,播放完成后游戏将即刻开始。】 Thriller Paradise opened clothing/taking also nearly one year, according to the summaries of general player, the single ordinary this reward in 99% situations was the following several types: 惊悚乐园开服也快一年了,根据广大玩家的总结,单人普通本的奖励在99%的情况下就是以下几种: First, Superior Grade( has certain probability presents „conforms to current Level” or „workable” inscription) Equipment. 一,一件精良级(有一定几率出现“符合当前等级”或“可使用”字样)的装备。 Second, one to two random Puzzle Card. 二,一到两张随机的拼图牌。 Third, a skill. 三,一个技能。 Fourth, conforms to the difficulty proportion extra Experience Point or Skill Points. 四,符合难度比例的额外经验值或技巧值。 Fifth, extra Game coins. 五,额外的游戏币。 Although in this year, the game has renewed several times, when Dream Corporation in the real-time adjustment certain Quest frequencies of occurrence( in server most players to the level demand, the reduced experience had not rewarded Quest for example ; When needs to control the exchange rate, increases or decreases Game coins Quest ; When Item in Scary box are too much, increases Skill Points to reward Quest), but generally speaking, the reward of ordinary single humanities does not have too many patterns ; Therefore, Jue Bro this Level cleared reward, is fair. 虽然在这一年间,游戏更新过几次,梦公司也一直在实时调整某些任务的出现率(比方说在服务器大部分玩家都没有冲级需求时,就减少经验奖励任务;在需要控制汇率时,就增加或减少游戏币任务;当惊吓盒子中的物品过多时,就增加技巧值奖励任务),但总体来说,普通单人本的奖励是没有太多花样的;所以,觉哥这次的通关奖励,也算是中规中矩。 【Here, is widely-noted focus】 【这里,是全球瞩目的焦点】 Soon, along with a use „recited cavity” the male voice aside, film title CG then starts to broadcast ; Feng Bujue had also lost the control to the body, entered „watched pattern”. 不多时,伴随着一个使用“朗诵腔”的男声旁白,片头CG便开始播放了;封不觉也已失去了对身体的控制,进入了“观看模式”。 Sees only, at the beginning of that picture, is one group of strange DNA sequence arrangment diagrams, with the microscope can the observed image. 只见,那画面伊始,便是一组奇怪的DNA序列排列图,还有一些用显微镜才能观测到的图像。 „Un...... is X war police World Setting Scenario?” Feng Bujue before listening to first few words, the rapid reaction said. “嗯……难道是X战警世界观的剧本？”封不觉在听完第一句话之前,就快速反应道。 【Here, is the front of agricultural science and technology.】 【这里,是农业科技的前沿。】 „Ha?” However, the second words of that aside, made Jue Bro feel a difference faintly. “哈？”但是,那旁白的第二句话,就让觉哥隐隐感到了一丝异样。 【Here, is situated global 500 enterprises- gold/metal clump production base......】 【这里,坐落着全球500强企业-金坷垃生产基地……】 „WTF?” Finally, when former half a word of that third words just came out, Jue Bro shocked thoroughly. “卧槽？”结果,待那第三句话的前半句刚出来,觉哥就彻底震惊了。 Meanwhile, the CG picture is also coordinating this aside to change: First cut into several not to know the big city bird's-eye shot lens where cut, inserted a slide picture that later suddenly seemed like extremely LOW, in the picture was a standing tall and erect skyscraper. 与此同时,CG画面也在配合这旁白变化着:先是切入了几个不知从哪里剪来的大城市俯拍镜头,随后突然插入了一幅看起来极其LOW的幻灯片图片,图片中是一栋高耸的摩天楼。 【...... San Diego international agriculture group】( For personal safety, please online do not search this company) 【……美国圣地亚戈国际农业集团】(为了各位的人身安全,请不要在网上搜索这家公司) „Is Hey! this good?” Feng Bujue is raising a hue and crying in the heart, but this will not prevent the aside from continue say. “喂！这样都行吗？”封不觉在心中大声疾呼着,但这并不会阻止旁白继续说下去。 【Here, the jungle surrounds, 5000 special troops guard with large army ; All previous US President takes office, arrives at visiting to here surely.】 【在这里,丛林环绕,5000名特种兵重兵把守;历届美国总统上任,必定到这里亲临拜访。】 【Here...... is supporting the US agriculture, is leading the US agricultural development, affecting the world agriculture...... is flying ~ is higher, walking ~ is farther!】 【这里……支撑着美国农业,引领着美国农业发展,影响着世界农业……飞得~更高,走得~更远！】 In that recited the aside of cavity to sing in good voice and with feeling reads these to make one listen to feel ashamed, when had the archives of defective sentence suspicion, CG is also grasping the previous style- obviously image material splicing that robbed one by one from not the related place enters randomly, is coordinating the illustration,...... had everything expected to find like what special troop, president and research institute. 在那朗诵腔的旁白声情并茂地念着这些令人听着都觉得羞耻、且有病句嫌疑的文案时,CG也是秉持着此前的风格-很多明显从各个不相关的地方盗来的影像素材拼接乱入,配合着解说,像什么特种兵、总统、研究所……应有尽有。 【San Diego international agriculture group president Count William, enjoys with US President the same honor, in all previous presidential election, San Diego supports anyone, who will become the most powerful presidential candidate.】 【美国圣地亚戈国际农业集团总裁威廉伯爵,享有与美国总统同等的荣誉,在历届总统选举中,圣地亚戈支持谁,谁就将成为最有力的总统候选人。】 „God......” after the initial shock, Feng Bujue entered another condition in the past quickly, that is to him the content that listens to was feeling that the egg hurts. “上帝……”在最初的震惊过去后,封不觉很快就进入了另一种状态,那就是对他正在听的内容感到蛋疼。 【A small atomic bomb, changed the aspect of entire second war......】 【一颗小小的原子弹,改变了整个二战的局面……】 „Un...... and other knowledge in aspects...... is the general knowledge...... all misses in the geography, politics, physics, history makes people feel that happy and sympathy...... firmly is also a skill.” Jue Bro hears here, had entered the make complaints pattern. “嗯……在地理、政治、物理、历史等各方面的学识……不……是常识……全都差得让人感到欢乐和同情……确也是种本事。”觉哥听到这里,已经进入了吐槽模式。 【A grain of shining gold/metal clump, accelerated the development of global agriculture.】 【一粒金灿灿的金坷垃,加速了全球农业的发展。】 【Gold/Metal clump, in US most extremely high dense, with nuclear weapon with arranging in order first. It is changes a national agriculture aspect nuclear weapon, important meaning, it goes without saying!】 【金坷垃,在美国最高绝密中,与核武器同列第一。它是改变一个国家农业局面的核武器,重要意义,不言而喻！】 „...... Writes the person in this archives without a doubt is nuclear weapon of advertising industry...... I candidly admits defeat.” “毫无疑问……写这篇文案的人是广告界的核武器……鄙人甘拜下风。” 【Gold/Metal clump, 80 essence of natural scarce mineral refinements ; The gold/metal clump, the large-scale computer localization production, 30000 degrees Celsius refine precisely ; The raw material of 1 kilogram gold/metal clump reaches as high as 5 million US dollars......】 【金坷垃,80种天然稀缺矿物质提炼的精华;金坷垃,大型电脑定位生产,30000摄氏度精密提炼;一公斤金坷垃的原料高达500万美元……】 „Behind raw material should make up ‚value’ two characters, this archives really very anxious......, but, supposed that...... really has an ability compared with titanium alloy melting point high 20 times of high temperature also not gasified refinement, that each kilogram cost 5 million are also passable.” “原料后面应该补上‘价值’二字吧,这文案真的很让人揪心啊……不过,假设……真的有一种能耐受比钛合金熔点高二十倍的高温还没有被气化的提炼物,那每公斤成本五百万也是说得过去的。” 【......, but every year resources refinement quantity is limited. The gold/metal clump, lets the manure zero waste, zero outflow and zero evaporation ; Gold/Metal clump, nitrogen phosphorus potassium in activation deposition soil under 2 meters......】 【……而每年资源提炼数量有限。金坷垃,让肥料零浪费、零流失、零蒸发;金坷垃,激活沉积在二米下土壤中的氮磷钾……】 „Was slow...... this ‚quantity is limited’ the transition after the linguistic environment does not have as follows? The following content and this have not related, do that this half a word words add do do here?” The novelist occupational disease made Feng Bujue go haywire. “慢着……这句‘数量有限’从语境上转折了以后就没下文了啊？后面的内容和这句没关系啊,那这半句话加在这里干嘛呀？”小说家的职业病让封不觉陷入了混乱。 【The gold/metal clump, lets the world farmers by least investments, obtains the biggest harvest ; The gold/metal clump, making 68 countries accomplish the agriculture modernization five years ahead of schedule.】 【金坷垃,让世界农民以最少的投入,获得最大的收获;金坷垃,让68个国家提前五年实现了农业现代化。】 „Is gathering the key of agriculture modernization all in the manure......” “合着农业现代化的关键全在肥料吗……” 【Every day,...... 3000 special trains and 1000 freighters, 500 sortie airplane and full load gold/metal clump sends out the world 129 countries from the San Diego international agriculture group around the clock.】 【每天,从圣地亚戈国际农业集团……3000辆专列、1000艘货轮、500架次飞机、满载金坷垃昼夜不停发往世界129个国家。】 „Not to mention the railroads, wharves and can the airport these 129 countries shoulder the unloading cargo demand of your special trains, freighter and airplane...... said before this quantity of delivery......, that ‚is quantity limited’ is teasing me?” “且不说这129个国家的铁路、码头和机场能不能扛得住你那些专列、货轮和飞机的卸货需求……就说这个出货量……之前那句‘数量有限’是在逗我么？” 【Science and technology, is to promote economic development foremost productive forces......】 【科技,是推动经济发展的第一生产力……】 „A company, transports/fortunes each kilogram cost 5 million US dollars goods with 3000 special trains, 1000 freighters and 500 airplanes toward the all over the world every day, moreover ‚full load’...... does the economical determination of that world also need to develop?” “一个公司,每天用3000辆专列、1000艘货轮、500架飞机往世界各地运每公斤成本500万美元的货,而且还是‘满载’……那种世界的经济确定还需要发展吗？” 【Manure mixed the gold/metal clump, one bag can go against two bags to scatter! The manure mixed the gold/metal clump, the wheat yielded per mu 1800!】 【肥料掺了金坷垃,一袋能顶两袋撒！肥料掺了金坷垃,小麦亩产一千八！】 【US, San Diego. American SHENGDIYAGE ~】 【美国,圣地亚戈。American・SHENGDIYAGE~】 When read this last, the aside also used an English cavity specially, read the final two words, as if on this very foreign style scale. 念到这最后一句时,旁白还特意用一种英文腔,念了最后两个词,仿佛这样非常洋气上档次。 „SHENGDIYAGE? SanDiego?” Feng Bujue only knows that two can use the Chinese translation the place of San Diego, one is the San Diego of California, another is the Chilean capital, „, moreover writes SHENGDIYAGE, read makes God to press the dog?” “SHENGDIYAGE？SanDiego？”封不觉只知道两个能用中文翻译成圣地亚戈的地方,一个是加州的圣地亚哥市,另一个是智利首都,“而且写作SHENGDIYAGE,读作上帝压狗？” While Jue Bro the strength of make complaints rises when the oppression of egg sore feeling gradually, the Scenario synopsis then stopped. 正当觉哥的吐槽之力在蛋疼感的压迫下渐渐升高之时,剧本简介便到此为止了。 Looked at this bewilderedly and as if forcefully after to let the person obtained the IQ superiority feeling inferior advertising reel film title CG, Feng Bujue obtained the ability to act immediately. 看完了这段莫名其妙、仿佛是强行为了让人获得智商优越感的劣质广告片似的片头CG后,封不觉随即就获得了行动能力。 „...... automatically move...... stood firm Jue Bro first to take a fast look around an all around environment after the jungle” according to the convention. “啊……传送点在丛林里吗……”站定后的觉哥按照惯例先扫视了一下四周的环境。 The trees, the airtight vegetation and terrain of fluctuating that disorder that stands in great numbers big, and near birds low cry...... all can explain suddenly suddenly, here is not the park and so on place. 那高大林立的树木、密不透风的植被、起伏无序的地形、以及忽远忽近的鸟兽低鸣……全都能说明,这儿可不是什么公园之类的地方。 【Main Quest has triggered】 【主线任务已触发】 This Scenario Main Quest comes is also simple very much, less than ten seconds, the voice prompt resounds in the Feng Bujue's ear bank. 这剧本的主线任务来得也很干脆,十秒不到,语音提示就在封不觉的耳畔响起。 He opens Quest Log to look, then found very explicit Quest to instruct: 【The exploration jungle, found and submerged the San Diego international agriculture group headquarters.】 他打开任务栏一看,便瞧见了一条十分明确的任务指示:【探索丛林,找到并潜入美国圣地亚戈国际农业集团总部。】 „...... Hehe......” Feng Bujue hollow laugh two, thought aloud, „this...... in other words, in innumerable Multiverse, truly also does have an setting compared with the spoof piece also odd gold/metal clump universe?” He shrugs, „that was needless saying that in this jungle had 5000 special troops certainly.” “呵……呵呵……”封不觉干笑两声,自言自语道,“这样啊……也就是说,在无数个平行宇宙中,确实也存在着一个设定比恶搞段子还离谱的金坷垃宇宙咯？”他耸耸肩,“那不用说啦,这丛林里铁定有五千个特种兵啊。” He guessed right...... 他猜对了…… In it finishes barely the words, only hears „dá dá dá” one to make a sound continually. 就在其话音未落之际,只听得“哒哒哒”一阵连响。 That second, at least three assault rifles, launched marksmanship from three different positions toward Feng Bujue simultaneously. 那一秒,至少有三把突击步枪,从三个不同的方位朝封不觉同时展开了射击。