In an instant quickly to the end of the year, the years taste on street was more and more thick. 转眼快到年关,街上的年味儿是越来越浓了。 Coldest the season in this year, the friend asked you to go out to eat the hot pot, should be the normal matter. 在这一年中最冷的时节,朋友请你出去吃顿火锅,应该算是再正常不过的事吧。 But this evening, arrived at Feng Bujue in some hotel theater box by the Xiao Tan invitation, felt the difference...... 但这晚,受小叹邀请来到某饭店包厢中的封不觉,却感到了异样…… Gurgle gurgle- 咕嘟咕嘟- In the theater box, sat three people, but no one spoke...... can hear, only then hot pot Tang bottom the sound of ebullition. 包厢内,坐了三个人,但没有人说话……能听到的,就只有火锅汤底的沸腾之声。 „It seems like...... first opens the mouth by me......” finally, Feng Bujue took the lead to break the deadlock. “看来……还是得由我先开口啊……”最终,还是封不觉率先打破了僵局。 „Does your tone do seriously?” Bao Qing turns the head to look at him, doubts saying that „hasn't had money?” “你语气这么严肃干嘛？”包青转头望着他,疑道,“没带钱啊？” „You did not need to develop again.” The Feng Bujue's tone is still serious, „passes through the gate I to look at...... today's this is Feast at Hongmen.” “你们不用再演了。”封不觉的语气依旧严肃,“一进门我就看出来了……今儿这是鸿门宴呐。” „Jue Bro......” the Xiao Tan corners of the mouth twitched two, meets saying that „this is really inexpensive, the theater box fee/spent also...... said fortunately again, this I planned to treat.” “觉哥……”小叹嘴角抽动了两下,接道,“这顿真不贵,包厢费也还好……再说,这顿我本来就打算请客来着。” „Snort......” Feng Bujue hears word, cold snort/hum, „Xiao Tan and Sir Bao......” his line of sight has swept two people respectively, „your various customs and petty actions, and subconscious slightly expression...... I compared with anyone understood that......” he has not paid attention to two's topic about the board, but meets saying that „, since I come in now, both of you spoke to add not over ten, the look connection not over three times ; The person who Xiao Tan rarely lifts one leg on the other lifted back and forth twice, but also played three own fingers...... but Sir Bao you pay great attention to the person of dining etiquette as one, looked down five cell phones......” “哼……”封不觉闻言,冷哼一声,“小叹、包大人……”他的视线分别扫过二人,“你们的各种习惯、小动作、以及下意识的微表情……我比谁都了解……”他没有理会那两人关于饭钱的话题,而是自顾自地接道,“从我进来到现在,你们俩说话加起来不超过十句,眼神交汇不超过三次;小叹一个很少跷二郎腿的人来回跷了两次,还先后玩了三次自己的手指……而包大人你作为一个非常注重用餐礼仪的人,低头看了五次手机……” He said these, then looks two people that two faces compel ignorant, the sinking sound asked: „You...... received the order of Section Chief Gu, arrests my?” 他一口气把这些说完,然后看着二脸懵逼的二人,沉声问道:“你们……是接到了古科长的命令,来逮捕我的吧？” „It is not.” Bao Qing replied very decisively. “不是。”包青回答得非常果断。 „Oh?” Feng Bujue selects the eyebrow, „...... is kills my?” “哦？”封不觉一挑眉毛,“难道……是来杀我的？” „Hehe......” Bao Qing the hollow laugh two, „I may be unable to kill you, your Dunjia Heavenly Book has also practiced, the extraordinary physical functions, I also do not have the military equipment definitely not to handle you single-handedly.” “呵呵……”包青又干笑了两声,“我可杀不了你,你遁甲天书也练过,还有特异功能,我单枪匹马又没武装肯定搞不定你。” „Does not have Xiao Tan.” Feng Bujue shot a look at Xiao Tan one, „I may hear, your family immortal cultivation inherited?” “不是还有小叹嘛。”封不觉瞥了小叹一眼,“我可听说了,你们家祖传修仙的吧？” „Oh......” Xiao Tan did not know to answer, „actually......”, therefore he went round this not making sense issue simply, started saying that directly my goal, „I ask you to come today, is sent the invitation to wedding......” is saying, he took from the pocket a red envelope, put in front of Jue Bro, „, because Sir Bao was earlier than you, moreover he also had the matter later, therefore his I a moment ago already to him.” “呃……”小叹都不知道回话了,“其实……”所以他干脆就绕开了这个无厘头的问题,直接开始说自己的目的,“我今天请你们来,是来发喜帖的……”说着,他就把一个红色的信封从口袋里拿了出来,放到了觉哥面前,“因为包大人比你早来,而且他待会儿还有事儿,所以他那封我刚才就已经给他了。” Silent, arrives again. 沉默,再度降临。 After brief exchange, the Feng Bujue's inference was overthrown ; He quite a while has not said the words to come, the atmosphere becomes somewhat awkward, was complying with that lyrics- most feared that the air is suddenly peaceful. 简短的交流后,封不觉的推理就被推翻了;他半天没说出话来,现场的气氛变得有些尴尬,正应了那句歌词-最怕空气突然安静。 „After un......” moment, Jue Bro that serious tone changed usually that sluggish condition, „after why...... I came , didn't you speak?” “嗯……”片刻后,觉哥那一本正经的语气就变回了平时那懒散的状态,“那为什么……我进来以后,你们都不怎么说话啊？” A Bao Qing face returns calm said: „Your did not greet is late a half hour of person, what came in later to listen to? Also wants us to come sentence ‚to be all right, did we also just arrive’?” 包青一脸淡定地回道:“你一个不打招呼就迟到半小时的人,进来之后想听什么？是不是还要我们来句‘没事,我们也刚到’啊？” „Do you look at the cell phone what's the matter?” Jue Bro also asked. “那你老看手机是怎么回事？”觉哥又问道。 „Didn't Xiao Tan say? I ‚later have matter’.” Bao Qing returns said. “小叹不是说了吗？我‘待会儿还有事’呢。”包青回道。 „Official business?” Feng Bujue said. “公事咯？”封不觉道。 „No comment.” Bao Qing never imagined to lose these four characters. “无可奉告。”包青想都没想就丢出来这四个字。 „...... That is the official business.” Jue Bro nods, immediately looks to Xiao Tan, „~ why you made that does like a cat on hot bricks the appearance that and has a guilty conscience very much?” “哦……那就是公事。”觉哥点点头,随即又看向小叹,“诶~那你又干嘛弄得一副很局促不安、心中有鬼的样子啊？” „Un......” Xiao Tan thinks, „, on the one hand...... is because you had not spoken to us a moment ago, the atmosphere makes very depressing, I think that you have what concern, therefore has hesitated has not been opening the mouth ; On the other hand......” speaking of here, he stood, „actually my two days hot pot ate were a much less, had diarrhea......, since the present is all right, I went to a restroom first.” “嗯……”小叹想了想,“一方面……是因为刚才你也没跟我们说话,气氛弄得很压抑,我以为你有什么心事儿呢,所以就一直犹豫着没开口;另一方面……”说到这儿,他站了起来,“其实我这两天火锅吃得有点太多了,闹肚子……既然现在没啥事儿,那我去个厕所先。” Then, he covered the belly son to go out speedily. 说罢,他就捂着肚子一溜烟儿地出去了。 „Does Fuck, have diarrhea has no alternative but to eat?” The Feng Bujue supercilious look turns, roared toward the Xiao Tan back. “我靠,闹肚子就不能不吃么？”封不觉白眼一翻,朝着小叹的背影吼了一句。 After all that time, the opposite party does not have a guilty conscience, but is in the abdomen has the excrement. 闹了半天,对方不是心中有鬼,而是腹中有屎。 „In this world has two people......” next second, Bao Qing then looks down cell phone, while make complaints said, „the first type likes eating the Mexican corn blintz very much, but eats has blood in stool seriously, person who therefore does not eat henceforth ; The second type ate the Mexican corn blintz, and has blood in stool after seriously, goes to buy the person of new underpants unceasingly......” “这个世界上有两种人……”下一秒,包青便一边低头看手机、一边吐槽道,“第一种是很喜欢吃墨西哥玉米薄饼卷,但一吃就严重便血,于是就从此不吃的人;第二种是吃了墨西哥玉米薄饼卷并且严重便血之后去不断买新内裤的人……” „HO ~” Feng Bujue realized meaning in the opposite party words carefully, „, although I thought that here gives an example more appropriate with to rub, but your......” “HO~”封不觉细细地体会了一下对方话里的意思,“虽然我觉得此处用撸来举例会更恰当,不过你这个……” „hey hey! Did you make a mistake with emphasis?” Bao Qing puts down the cell phone, broke Jue Bro, „seeing ‚invitation to wedding’ your response? Our buddies must get married immediately, but you pay attention in example that with emphasis actually in my make complaints uses?” “喂喂！你重点搞错了吧？”包青放下手机,打断了觉哥,“看见‘喜帖’你就这反应啊？咱俩的哥儿们马上就要结婚了,而你关注的重点却在我吐槽所用的例子上吗？” „You said that ‚’ a little was not quite immediately accurate.” Feng Bujue said, „technology...... he ‚’ had married, from the record of civil administration bureau, he and Xiao Ling has registered.” “你说‘马上’就有点不太确切了。”封不觉道,“技术上来说……他‘已经’结婚了,从民政局的记录来看,他和小灵早就登记完了。” „Ha?” Bao Qing was then scared, „how do you know?” Crossed for two seconds, what he seemed thought, „did Xiao Tan tell you? Hey ~, but he has not told me.” “哈？”这下包青傻眼了,“你怎么知道？”过了两秒,他好似想到了什么,“小叹告诉你的？嘿~可他没告诉我啊。” „Not not...... besides him and Xiao Ling these two litigants, as well as both family members, he no one has told.” Feng Bujue said, „I am check.” He spreads out both hands, „you are understand my, I am all right like flipping the database of government apparatus as whiling away the time ; However starting from last year, your Section Chief Gu the strict order has limited me to go to the judicial and public security organs system to stroll again, without the means...... I can only...... was right to the civil administration departments as well as these half bureaucratic organizations on goal changed, do you want to listen to several about the restroom joke of soccer association and Writers Association, I exploded not without reason the time that and used to defecate to write dozens recently, was considering that submits a piece of writing online to earn an extra income with Sockpuppet , you come how, when the audience do try to smile the fruit?” “不不……除了他和小灵这两个当事人,以及双方家属之外,他谁也没告诉。”封不觉道,“我是自己查到的。”他摊开双手,“你是了解我的,我这个人没事就喜欢翻翻政府机构的数据库作为消遣;不过从去年开始,你们古科长已严令限制我再去公检法系统里闲逛了,没办法……我只能将目标转移到民政部门以及那些半官僚机构上……对了,你想不想听几个关于足协和作协的厕所笑话,我最近有感而发、利用拉屎的时间写了几十个,正考虑用马甲投稿到网上去赚点外快,你来当听众试试笑果如何？” „Your following that segment words...... I when only has not heard......” Bao Qing empty to focus saying that „key was...... you have had long known Xiao Tan and Xiao Ling registered, haven't you told me unexpectedly?” “你后面那段话……我只当没听见……”包青虚着眼道,“关键是……你早就知道小叹和小灵登记了,你居然也没告诉我？” „Respects others privacy, making he himself tell us is not good?” Feng Bujue returns coolly said. “尊重一下人家的隐私嘛,让他自己来告诉我们不好吗？”封不觉面不改色地回道。 „At this moment are you annotating shameless ’ two characters you to know in words and deeds uniting ‚?” Bao Qing said. “此刻你正在言行合一地诠释着‘无耻’二字你知道么？”包青道。 „I respect others privacy very much.” Feng Bujue shrugs saying that „you looked...... before he puts out the invitation to wedding, the matter that marries I have disclosed half character about him?” “我很尊重人家的隐私啊。”封不觉耸肩道,“你看……在他拿出喜帖之前,关于他已经结婚的事我有透露过半个字吗？” The Bao Qing hear, thinks is very long, temporarily has not thought further refutes the expression of opposite party...... 包青听罢,想了很久,暂时没有想到进一步驳斥对方的言辞…… „But,...... your appearances also really frightened me to jump on the other hand.” Feng Bujue said, „I also really think was Section Chief Gu sends both of you to handle me.” He is saying, put out the cell phone, and stood, „in brief...... is all right well, I go out to telephone.” “不过,话说回来了……你俩刚才的样子还真是吓我一跳呢。”封不觉道,“我还真以为是古科长派你们俩来搞定我了。”他说着,也拿出了手机,并站了起来,“总之……没事就好,我出去打个电话啊。” „Ha?” Bao Qing then visits him, „here our two, what telephone can you also go out to hit?” “哈？”包青回头看着他,“这儿就我们两个,什么电话你还要出去打？” „It‘s nothing, because I thought myself in a moment ago the ambush, when I do not pay attention while you placed in the pocket to report some news, to inform some people the hand, to arrange some reserve plans blindly......” Feng Bujue walked while said that „, since the present were all right, I as soon as possible cancel these arrangements were quite good, naturally...... they must hear my sound......” “没什么,因为刚才我以为自己中了埋伏,所以我趁你们不注意时把手放在口袋里盲发了一些消息、通知了一些人、安排了一些后备方案……”封不觉边走边道,“既然现在没事了,我还是尽快取消那些安排比较好,当然了……他们得听到我本人的声音才……” „All various professions, were OK.” Bao Qing holds the volume to shake the head, once again broke Jue Bro, „, when I have not asked......” “行行,可以了。”包青扶额摇头,又一次打断了觉哥,“当我没问吧……” Similar matter, before actually Bao Qing, has experienced over one chapter, that is in their high school time...... 类似的事儿,其实包青以前已经见识过一回了,那是在他们仨的高中时代…… Some day, has and Feng Bujue has had in the conflict, family/home the quite powerful male student to make Feng Bujue to come out duel, the Jue Bro itself/Ben thinks that the opposite party will design to ambush oneself, never expected that the opposite party also really came on a person, after duel finished, no complaint recognized. 某天,有个和封不觉起过冲突的、家中颇有势力的男生约封不觉出来单挑,觉哥本以为对方会设计埋伏自己,没想到对方还真就一个人来了,单挑结束后也没什么怨言地认了。 At that time, hid in the hidden place as „backup plan” Bao Qing and Xiao Tan, heard Jue Bro to speak such two words to that male student ; „Do you here matter, how many people some know today?” „Un...... you best first wait for me to make several phone calls, then goes home.” 那个时候,躲在暗处作为“后备计划”的包青和小叹,听到觉哥对那个男生说了这样两句话;“你今天来这儿的事,有多少人知道？”“嗯……你最好先等我去打几个电话,然后再回家。” Passed days, when Bao Qing wants to understand when that two words meaning...... is also a lingering fear. 过了一段日子,当包青想明白那两句话的意思时……也是一阵后怕。 No one knows the Feng Bujue several sets „backup plan”, no one knows that which degree...... he will make anything, as well as achieves. 没人知道封不觉到底有几套“后备计划”,也没人知道……他会做什么、以及做到哪种程度。 But everyone has a consensus-, if some day judgment day will approach suddenly, must look for a person who in the side will have the urgent counter measures, will look his right...... naturally, after will not remove looked for him, is treated as the emergency grain the possibility. 但大家都有一个共识-假如某天世界末日突然来临,要在身边找个有紧急应对措施的人,找他准没错……当然,不排除找了他之后被当做应急粮食的可能。 „Hey?” Jue Bro has not walked is too far, the wall sound-insulated effect of this hotel is quite good, therefore he connected the call in the corridor directly, „Snow?...... Is I...... has a false alarm, your person did not use.” “喂？”觉哥也没走太远,这个饭店的墙隔音效果还是比较好的,所以他直接在走廊里就接通了电话,“斯诺吗？啊……是我……虚惊一场,你的人不用过来了。” „Really is brutal ~” in cell phone broadcasts the sound that Snow teased, „the friend who when I was did that you have need can contact?” “真是无情呢~”手机中传来斯诺略带戏谑的声音,“我就是那种你有需要时才会联络的朋友吗？” „Do not say seems our two to have some physical body relations.” Feng Bujue said, „said we were the friend of using each other were good, or you ‚’ two characters left out me not to mind friend.” “不要说的好像我们两个有某种肉体关系似的。”封不觉道,“说我们是互相利用的朋友就行了,或者你把‘朋友’两个字略去我也不介意的。” „Hehe......” Snow said with a smile, „line ~ you happily good......” he, „since, but is uses each other...... tonight my subordinates to run a fruitless errand, spent many manpower and charge for oil......” “呵呵……”斯诺笑道,“行~你高兴就好……”他顿了顿,“但既然是相互利用……今晚我的手下们白跑一趟,也费了不少人力和油钱……” „Two Scenario.” Feng Bujue knows that the opposite party must say anything, rubbish with him, said the key point directly. “两个剧本。”封不觉知道对方要说什么,也不跟他废话,直接说了重点。 „Three.” Snow starts bargaining immediately. “三个。”斯诺立刻开始了讨价还价。 „Two.” Feng Bujue categorically redundant say/way. “两个。”封不觉斩钉截铁地重复道。 „That must be sleep mode.” Snow also said. “那都得是睡眠模式的。”斯诺又道。 „Deal.” Jue Bro settled the condition, prepares to hang up, „not the words of other matters, I......” “成交。”觉哥说定了条件,就准备挂断,“没其他事的话,我……” „~” Snow raised the sound to say at this time, „right, in a moment ago, me saw a flash news at the game forum, with your related Oh.” “诶~”斯诺这时提高了声音道,“对了,就在刚才,我在游戏论坛上看到一条大新闻,和你有关哦。” „Oh?” Feng Bujue said, „what is?” “哦？”封不觉道,“是什么？” „‚This evening, Red Cherry Studio makes an announcement in the official site, announced the popular player 【Xu Huaishang】 Already peace before half Month(s) and Studio terminates an agreement ; News, the entire game encircles in an uproar. According to sources, in this rank the contract of Star Player, has very careful stipulation regarding the item in terminating an agreement aspect ; The after news of terminating an agreement must wait till terminating an agreement matters concerned of both sides process completely, can by the Studio aspect first round, if player snatches arbitrarily the public relevant information before Studio, even if the duration of contract has arrived, she will still shoulder the corresponding liabilities for breach. But this terminating an agreement process is longest generally is 15 working days...... looks like, loses the attack of principal player to Red Cherry to be big, therefore they this have announced towed to reveal to the public at the last minute.’” Snow read this news release according to the original text. “‘今日傍晚,红樱工作室在官网发布一条公告,宣布超人气玩家【絮怀殇】已于半个月前和工作室和平解约;消息一出,整个游戏圈一片哗然。据消息人士透露,这一级别的明星玩家的合同中,对于解约方面的事项都有着非常细致的规定;解约的消息须等到双方的解约事宜全部处理完毕后,才能由工作室方面首发,若玩家本人抢在工作室之前擅自公开相关信息,即使合同期限已到,她依然将承担相应的违约责任。而这个解约过程最长一般就是十五个工作日……看来,失去台柱对红樱的打击非常大,所以他们一直将这公告拖到了最后一刻才公之于众。’”斯诺照着原文将这条新闻稿念了一遍。 „What relations therefore...... this and I do have?” Feng Bujue is returns calm said. “所以……这和我有什么关系？”封不觉则是波澜不惊地回道。 Even if in surface calm, but in fact...... when asking this question, in the Jue Bro heart has ascended some ominous premonitions. 纵然表面上波澜不惊,但实际上……在问这个问题时,觉哥心中已升腾出些许不祥的预感。 „Hehe......” Snow is waiting for this issue, he smiles sinisterly, taking advantage of opportunity to say, „‚home station reporter interviewed litigant Xu Huaishang through the form that online chatted immediately, when asked then which Studio will go to take office, Xu Huaishang said that because competed industry the limit of provision, oneself cannot join other Game Studio in future six Month(s). Therefore the reporter also inquired whether she will march the entertainment world taking this opportunity, but Xu Huaishang expressed oneself will not leave game, even if one day leaves will not enter the show business ; Finally, when the reporter asked her in the half year in plan, she replied, she is considering to join some competent amateur player Society. But which when was closely examined highest priority Society is, the response of Xu Huaishang Is Hell Front.’” “嘿嘿……”斯诺正等着这个问题呢,他阴险地一笑,顺势应道,“‘本站记者在第一时间通过在线聊天的形式采访了当事人絮怀殇,当被问到接下来会去哪个工作室就职时,絮怀殇称,因为竞业条款的限制,自己在未来六个月内都不能加入其它游戏工作室。记者故又询问她是否会借此机会进军演艺圈,而絮怀殇表示自己不会离开游戏界,即使有一天离开也不会进入演艺界;最后,当记者问起她这半年内的打算时,她回答,自己正在考虑加入一些有实力的非职业玩家社团。而被追问到最优先考虑的社团是哪一个时,絮怀殇的回应是-地狱前线。’”