TP :: Volume #13 Volume 8

#1194: Christmas treasure hunt (First Part)

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Christmas, basically does not have the day of nickel relations before the reform and opening with the Huaxia descendants. 圣诞节,一个在改革开放之前和华夏子孙基本没有半毛钱关系的日子。 Now, has actually become one of the whole nation commonly seen main holidays. 如今,却已成了全国人民司空见惯的主要节日之一了。 Every year this time, the police station near Feng Bujue place of residence will send the specialist to pay a visit, with Jue Bro well „heart-to-heart talk”. 每年的这个时候,封不觉居住地附近的派出所就会派专人登门拜访,跟觉哥好好“谈谈心”。 Said is the heart-to-heart talk, actually the main goal was to let him for these days „law-abiding”, do not annoy troublesome. 说是谈心,其实主要的目的就是让他这几天“安分”一点,不要去惹麻烦。 Sees here, some people will definitely feel strange that- what situation is this? Why can let him law-abidingly? What will he annoy to trouble? 看到这里,肯定有人会奇怪-这算是什么情况？为什么要让他安分一点？他会去惹什么麻烦？ Here, I explained simply...... 在此,我就简单地说明一下…… First what we must understand is- why this matter is the public security department does, rather than residents'committee. 首先我们要了解的是-这个事儿为什么是公安部门来做,而不是居委会。 For two reasons, first: The residents'committee does not have the law enforcement power, does not have the sufficient ability to cope with Feng Bujue this type almost not to have the weakness diehard element. 其原因有二,第一:居委会没有执法权,也没有足够的能力来对付封不觉这种几乎没有弱点的死硬分子。 Second: The S City public security subbureau and police station, indeed have similar function. 第二:S市的公安分局和派出所,的确是有类似职能的。 Cites two examples...... 举两个例子吧…… The common one situation is: A day, some end of sentence that has the violent criminal record releases the member, went through the registration formalities in the Internet cafe or hotel kind of place use ID card. 常见的一种情况是:一天,某个有暴力前科的刑满释放份子,在网吧或旅馆这类地方使用身份证办理了登记手续。 In this case, the local police station or the sub-bureau will receive the message immediately, then, according to the stipulation, must rush to the scene in on -duty police of nearby patrol, with the opposite party( i.e. above has criminal record personnel) to meet face to face, said several. 在这种情况下,当地的派出所或分局就会立即收到消息,然后,根据规定,正在附近巡逻的当班民警就要赶赴现场,和对方(即上述的有前科人员)打个照面,说上几句。 Meaning is roughly...... your whereabouts, the government is very clear, therefore, best not to shrink randomly move heedlessly. 大体的意思就是……你的行踪,政府是很清楚的,所以,你最好别乱缩乱动。 Perhaps you will think that this matter a little pulls, is impossible. 或许你们会觉得这事儿有点扯,是不可能的。 That very good...... you when the story listens, do not say everywhere, so as to avoid annoys troublesome to me. 那很好……你们就当故事听,也别到处说去,免得给我惹麻烦。 In brief, the police take such measure, to play the role of psychological deterrent ; In fact this is not studious, but can reduce the one action of crime rate earnestly. 总之,警方采取这样的措施,也是为了起到心理威慑的作用;事实上这并不是无用功,而是能切实降低犯罪率的一种行动。 Then, said a situation again...... 接下来,再说一种情况…… The legend...... when the important holiday, during or catches up with such as two meeting, Olympic Games and expo and so on big matter, the local police will also go to „heart-to-heart talk” to the appealing for help specialized household number in own area of jurisdiction, as for discussed specifically anything...... I do not know, but roughly the meaning I think that who can guess correctly. 传说……每到重大节日,或者赶上诸如两会、奥运、世博之类的大事儿期间,当地的警方也会到自己辖区内的一些上访专业户家里去“谈心”的,至于具体谈什么……我是不知道,但大体意思我想谁都能猜到。 Un...... I must emphasize again, this is only has the legend...... the legend in novel world. 嗯……我得再次强调一下,这只是发生在小说世界里的传说……传说而已。 In brief, why this is will be acted to talk openly with Jue Bro by the police station. 简而言之,这就是为什么会由派出所出面来跟觉哥谈心。 Then, another issue Is Jue Bro what did, will bring to attention so? 那么,另一个问题就是-觉哥到底干了什么,会引起这般的重视呢？ This was a long story...... 这就说来话长了…… The cause of matter, should be several years ago he and conflict of local Catholic Church. 事情的起因,应该是几年前他和当地天主教会的一次冲突。 That year Christmas Eve, the person in church distributed the circular on the street, but on that day Feng Bujue hit the church entrance process just in time. 那年圣诞前夕,教会的人在街上发传单,而那天封不觉又正巧打教堂门口经过。 If average person...... no matter believes that when others hand over the circular, will first take in the hand, waits to turn round or walk away to discard again ; But Feng Bujue this...... he does not refuse to accept face to face, not only refuses to accept, but also explicitly expressed that „I do not believe this”. 若是一般人……甭管信不信,人家递上传单时,还是会先拿在手上,等拐个弯或走远点儿再扔掉的;但封不觉不这样……他当面就拒收,不但拒收,还明确表示“我不信这个”。 Catches up with other day, this matter possibly, but around the Christmas the days , the Christians in the world as if added on even „did missionary work wants to strengthen 200%” BUFF......, therefore, one may be called „terrifying” the dialogue launched between Feng Bujue and that believers. 赶上别的日子,这事儿可能也就算了,但在圣诞前后那几天,全世界的基督徒仿佛都被加上了“传教欲增强200%”的BUFF……于是,一番堪称“恐怖”的对话在封不觉和那名教徒之间展开了。 Soon, heard the dialogue content the person, other are distributing the circular also gathered, the situation rapidly evolved Feng Bujue verbal battle crowd of meek stances. 不多时,听到了对话内容的、其他正在发传单的人也都聚了过来,事态迅速演变成了封不觉舌战群儒的架势。 The later matter everyone is conceivable...... 之后的事情各位是可以想象的…… Like „Brother Su is actually the summer fresh” „robbing and slaughter that and Christianity completes exceeded in the world any organized criminal group” this quite straightforward presenting the facts, to speak the truth...... to talk obviously the initial content. 像“稣哥其实是夏天生的”、“基督教完成的抢劫和屠杀超越了世界上任何一个有组织犯罪团体”这种比较直白的摆事实、讲道理……显然只是谈话初期的内容。 After arguing entered unreasonable „belief” rhythm, Feng Bujue also his lines promotes...... „which professional handsome boy hobby, if Guinness had a record to record to be most, the current winner of that this record most likely can maintain.” „The multiple fissions and power struggles that as well as expensive/noble teaches make the relations crazy faction's between with Bo Pai appear like the blood brother harmonious” had in the expression of lethality. 当争辩进入了不讲道理的“信仰”节奏后,封不觉也将他的台词升级成了……“如果吉尼斯有一项记录记载着哪个职业的娈童癖最多,那这项纪录的现任赢家八成可以一直保持下去。”、以及“贵教的多次分裂以及权力斗争让狂派和博派之间的关系显得像亲兄弟一样和睦”等更有杀伤力的措辞上。 Made a long story short...... 长话短说…… The language conflict escalates as the limbs contact gradually, naturally, both sides have not attacked brutally. 语言冲突渐渐升级为肢体接触,当然了,双方并没有大打出手。 Finally...... the opposite party first reported to the police. 最后……还是对方先报警了。 After the police station police rush, looks is Feng Bujue, immediately made very correct response...... first first to beat this goods to say again. 派出所民警赶到以后,一看是封不觉,当即就做出了很正确的反应……先把这货先拷上再说。 Afterward, Jue Bro entered in the police station to drink...... the tea cup 后来,觉哥就进局子里喝了杯茶…… In the exchange with police, the police gradually realized that this fellow not including Christianity any religion the fact that paid attention, and felt the heartfelt admiration about his profound counter- religious knowledge. 在与民警的交流中,警方逐渐地认识到了这个家伙并没有把包括基督教在内的任何宗教放在眼里的事实,并且对他那渊博的反宗教知识感到了由衷的钦佩。 Thinks after this goods enter the Islamic noodle restaurant, will have anything, the police felt deep anxious...... for this reason, the police did a lot of work, but every year the before Christmas „heart-to-heart talk”, is one of them. 一想到这货走进清真面馆后会发生什么,民警们就感到了深深的不安……为此,警方做了很多的工作,而每年圣诞前的这种“谈心”,就是其中之一。 ............ ………… „After shouting......” the police officer will send out the gate, Feng Bujue long exhales, immediately returned to there the tea table, carried a moment ago to that cup of plain boiled water of opposite party receiving. “呼……”将警员送出门后,封不觉长出了一口气,随即回到了茶几那儿,把刚才端给对方的那杯白开水给收了。 Generally speaking, facing „unexpected visitor who” that type and do not get to know each other well, the Jue Bro attitude is quite bad and unkind. 一般来说,面对那种和自己并不相熟的“不速之客”,觉哥的态度都是比较恶劣和刻薄的。 In he asked „when wants to drink anything” this issue, so long as the opposite party dares to reply that „casual”, he will be in front of guest most likely...... with the electric heating canteen, puts one cup of running water, boils, then pours into a non-installment the end to come up. 在他问出“想喝点儿什么吗”这个问题之时,只要对方敢回答“随便”,那他十有八九就会当着客人的面……拿个电热水壶,去放一杯自来水,烧开,然后倒进一个一次性杯子里端上来。 This...... and other guests walk, he can pour into the toilet that cup of water very much conveniently, and also gave to discard the cup. 这样……等客人一走,他就可以很方便地把那杯水倒进马桶,并且把杯子也给扔掉了。 „Che ~ comes...... not to dislike year after year bothersomely.” Jue Bro tidies up, then before arriving at the computer, starting while is whispering, „oh...... also blamed me being young and impetuous initially. From now on will move...... I to remould the image, cannot the point reveal.” “切~年年都来……也不嫌烦。”觉哥收拾完毕,便来到了电脑前,一边开机一边嘀咕着,“唉……也怪我当初年轻气盛。今后搬了家……我得重塑一下形象,不能锋芒太露了。” When this young narcissistic craziness thought aloud and published „taking advantage of own seniority” the feeling, his computer has completed starting. 在这个年轻的自恋狂自言自语、发表“倚老卖老”般的感慨之时,他的电脑已完成了开机。 Do not look that Jue Bro falls into the economic crisis frequently, but he puts up the cash is not unambiguous in the computer disposition, his machine is very good- starting process ten seconds do not need and hit anything to play the non- card and hard disk capacity are...... Oh...... this are unimportant. 别看觉哥经常陷入经济危机,但他在电脑配置上砸钱可不含糊,他的机器是非常好的-开机过程十秒都不用、打什么游戏都不卡、硬盘容量也是……呃……这不重要。 „I took a look at...... the activity to start.” Feng Bujue is talking over in a soft voice, opened the Dream Corporation main page, and entered the Thriller Paradise forum. “我瞧瞧……活动应该已经开始了吧。”封不觉轻声念叨着,打开了梦公司的主页,并进入了惊悚乐园的论坛。 Really, presently the most fiery topic is- 【Christmas treasure hunt hot heat conducts】. 果然,当前最火热的一条话题就是-【圣诞寻宝活动正火热进行中】。 But at this time discussed in the area some hottest posts, all topic about this activity. 而此时讨论区里最热的一些帖子,也全都是关于这项活动的话题。
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