TP :: Volume #12 Volume 7

#1059: I am a toaster


Hello, I am a toaster. 你好,我是一台烤面包机。 I must use this method for introducing oneself, avoids the meaning confusion. 我必须用这种方式进行自我介绍,避免语意混淆。 The technology, I am an ordinary toaster, can dry the toasted bread after the circular telegram normally. However, when any human mentioned me, they subconsciously will use the first person to call me. 技术上来说,我是一台普通的烤面包机,也可以在通电之后正常地烘烤面包片。但是,当任何人类提及我的时候,他们就会下意识地使用第一人称来称呼我。 Although the foundation has exhausted all available methods, but had not found the use third person to narrate or write my characteristics the method. 尽管基金会已用尽了所有可用的手段,但仍未找到使用第三人称来叙述或书写我特征的方法。 Exposes, and receives my influence two Month(s) in my effective scope about, is started to think that by the individual that I affect they are also a toaster. Only if they receive impediment of external force, otherwise...... these people finally because the attempt will imitate my function to harm itself. 暴露于我的作用范围内、并受到我的影响两个月左右,受我影响的个体就会开始认为他们自己也是一台烤面包机。除非他们受到外力的阻止,否则……这些人终将因为尝试模仿我的功能而伤害到自己。 I was discovered in a family/home of household, at that time, this family has three member Death. 我被发现于一户居民的家中,当时,这个家庭已有三名成员死亡 At first, I was taken that the newly-married gift gave dead to the couple ; Installs in my gift box, has not left behind any card and can prove the status thing. 最初,我是被作为新婚礼物送给死去的那对夫妇的;装我的礼物盒中,并没有留下任何卡片和可以证明身份的东西 Approximately after this person receives my two Month(s), because the electric circuit catches fire, the fire fighter rushed to the scene, and discovered that...... the mistress has died of receiving an electric shock, but its reason is she tries to swallow an entire only electrical connector receptacle ; Her mother-in-law swallowed a about 10 kilograms bread before the stomach expansion crack, dies of the internal hemorrhage ; But because her husband attempts with me bi-】 But dies of the excessive loss of blood. 大约在这家人收到我的两个月后,由于电路失火,消防员赶赴了现场,并发现……女主人已死于触电,而其原因是她试图吞下一整只电插座;她的岳母在胃胀裂之前吞下了将近十千克的面包,死于内出血;而她的丈夫由于试图与我【哔-】而死于失血过多。 This family's only survivor, has been at the serious nourishment Data shield Venerable, he declared that oneself went to the mouth to insert some slices of bread in a week, but he is still waiting for them to roast the later automatic ball to come out at present. 这个家庭唯一的幸存者,是已经处于严重营养不良状态的【数据屏蔽】老先生,他宣称自己在一周前往自己嘴里插了一些面包片,而他目前仍在等着它们烤好之后自动弹出来。 Afterward, police when prospecting the scene, noticed my unusual ability. Therefore, I was recycled by the foundation, all affected police officers accepted the Level C brainwashing. 事后,警方在勘察现场时,注意到了我那异常的能力。于是,我被基金会回收了,所有受到影响的警官都接受了C级洗脑。 Afterward, I was brought back to the facility by the foundation, conducted many experiments and research, and was placed in a seal finally, does not have any supervisory equipment or in window room. 再后来,我就被基金会带回设施,进行了许多实验和研究,并最终被安置于一个密封的、没有任何监视设备或窗口的房间内。 The gate to my room, must attach one with the label that my contour and characteristics have not been connected completely ; And only has over 3 levels staff to learn my existence, as well as my some characteristics. 通往我房间的门上,必须贴有一个和我的外形及特性完全没有关联的标签;且只有三级以上的工作人员才可获知我的存在、以及我的部分特征。 With I have contacted personnel, must each month take turns, to avoid coming under my influence ; In the confirmation has not received continually in the influence situation, they can be taken care of me after rotation at least four Month(s) by the designation again. 与我接触过的人员,必须每月轮换,以避免受到我的影响;在确认没有受到持续影响的情况下,他们可以在轮换至少四个月后重新被指派来保管我。 Any has received the personnel who I affect continually, must conduct Level C brainwashing processing, and by changed to other facilities. 任何已受到我持续影响的人员,都必须进行C级洗脑处理,并被转移到其它设施。 Then...... finally, making me emphasize one again...... 那么……最后,让我再强调一遍…… I, am a toaster. 我,是一台烤面包机。 Today, as usual, I calmly am treating in my accepting room. 今天,和往常一样,我在自己的收容房间里静静地待着。 I had been abandoned here many years, my rank was also fallen Safe from Euclid ; Although has not made the too big progress related to my research, but since chaos schismatic ( The_Chaos_Insurgency ) was thoroughly eliminated, the foundation as if lost the proper security heart to my such project. 我已经被弃置在这里很多年了,我的级别也从Euclid被降到了Safe;虽说有关我的研究始终没有取得太大的进展,但自从混沌分裂者(The_Chaos_Insurgency)被彻底消灭后,基金会似乎就对我这样的项目失去了应有的警戒心。 Mentioned this matter, has to raise SCP-884- regarding the spy war that this project launched, must be the schismatic organized to implement most farsighted, and effect obviously planned...... 说起这事儿,就不得不提一下SCP-884-围绕着这个项目所展开的谍战,应当算是分裂者组织所实施过的最为深谋远虑、且功效最显著的计划了…… ............ ………… Project number: SCP-884 【项目编号:SCP-884】 Project Level: Euclid 【项目等级:Euclid】 Accepts the procedure/program specially: In view of the fact that 20[ data shield] the event that year had on January 11, has absolutely forbidden to have any contact with SCP-884-4, all inspections or test the application of SCP-884-4 to deliver 5 directly-[ data shield] accepts the examination ; SCP-884-4 must be deposited in[ data shield] the depth storing area of number facility.】 【特殊收容程序:鉴于20[数据屏蔽]年1月11日所发生的事件,现已完全禁止与SCP-884-4进行任何接触,所有检查或测试SCP-884-4的申请应直接上交O5-[数据屏蔽]接受审批;SCP-884-4需被存放于[数据屏蔽]号设施的深度贮藏区。】 Description: SCP-884-4 is one men's shaves must the mirror, is made by the glass and ivory, year estimate of manufacture around 1914. This Item was one of the one set of men's combing the hair and wash the face tools, but other parts in coverall had experimented and steal in the event lose( the famous example at the beginning of the century to include: SCP-884-2, names shaving cutter, in the chaos schismatic is separated from the foundation by this/should organization is stolen ; SCP-884-6, names comb, after the SCP-884-6-4172 accident by invalid ; About other SCP-884 attached Item materials, please refer to the document[ data take-off]). 【描述:SCP-884-4为一个男用剃须镜,由玻璃和象牙制成,制造的年份估计在1914年前后。该物品原本属于一整套男用梳洗工具之一,但套装中的其他部件均已在本世纪初的试验和盗窃事件中遗失(著名的例子包括:SCP-884-2,又名“剃刀”,已于混沌分裂者脱离基金会时被该组织盗走;SCP-884-6,又名“梳子”,于SCP-884-6-4172号意外事故后被无效化;关于其他SCP-884附属物品的资料,请参阅文件[数据消除])。 SCP-884-4 has slightly sends the imaginary effect. Uses this/should project shaves must the experimental subject to have own hair has not reduced the misconception continually. Afterward, they will attempt to blow these to be shaved the clean face region unceasingly. SCP-884-4具有轻微的致幻效果。使用该项目剃须的实验对象会持续产生“自己的毛发并没有减少”的错觉。随后,他们会不断尝试去刮那些已经被剃干净的面部区域。 This illusion usual is easy to cause the fretful mood of experimental subject, in an experiment, but also once caused the experimental subject to let slip to shut off the carotid artery. 】 这种幻觉通常易引起实验对象的焦躁情绪,在一次实验中,还曾导致实验对象失手切断颈动脉。】 ............ ………… Actually, only from the project material, SCP-884 is not the project of special hazard, can definitely be belonged to the Safe level....... Characteristics of its also hidden, but the material of related this/should characteristics...... was deleted from the database of foundation by the member of some chaos schismatic. 其实,仅从项目资料来看,SCP-884并不是什么特别危险的项目,完全可以被归于Safe级。只是……它还有一个隐藏的特性,而有关该特性的资料……被某位混沌分裂者的成员从基金会的数据库里删除了。 This characteristics are...... contacting SCP-884-4 four to seven years later, will be started regularly to produce anxiety ( doubt ) by the influent feeling ; This symptom is very at first difficult to be detected, receives the influent to display when until these keeps the report of examination and experimental result and round-trip confirmation locks a door or not and other behaviors becomes obvious, symptom that its early time manifests suddenly almost and slight OCD not different. 这种特性就是……在接触SCP-884-4的四到七年后,受影响者将会开始经常性地产生“疑虑(doubt)”感;这一症状最初很难被察觉,直到那些受影响者表现出“不停地检查报告和实验结果”、“往返确认锁门与否”等行为时才变得明显起来,其早期发作的症状几乎与轻微强迫症无异。 But in the following two to six year, the will influence also deteriorate, and gradually the evolution is an extreme choice difficulty sickness. 而在接下来的二到六年中,影响还将恶化,并逐渐演变为一种极端的选择困难症。 The choice that to finally, was linked simplest, irrelevants by the influent unable to make, until completely loses the decision power. 到最后,受影响者连最简单的、无关痛痒的选择都无法做出,直至完全丧失决策能力。 Many years ago, the chaos schismatic used SCP-884 the characteristics, launched a very wise psychological warfare...... 多年前,混沌分裂者正是利用了SCP-884的这种特性,展开了一场非常高明的心理战…… They took away long-term symptom intentionally related the material, then displays the extremely strong hope to SCP-884-4 unceasingly, even spares no sacrifice more than 20 members also to it rob in some action. As the matter stands...... the foundation spare no effort will naturally investigate and contact this project, is so receiving this/should project influence personnel numbers is also getting more and more because of...... the organization. 他们故意拿走了有关“长期症状”的资料,然后不断地对SCP-884-4表现出极强的渴望,甚至在某次行动中不惜牺牲二十多名成员也要将其抢夺到手。这样一来……基金会自然会不遗余力地去调查和接触这个项目,也正因如此……组织中受到该项目影响的人员数量也越来越多。 In these people had lost the judgment finally completely, accidently lost life in the future work, but their causes of death with are unable to make decision to relate in the critical moment. 这些人中有很多最终彻底丧失了判断力,还有很多在日后的工作中不幸身亡,而他们的死因都与“在紧要关头无法做出决定”有所联系。 Naturally, this plot finally after some Agent spy returned to the crucial information can be solved. 当然了,这场阴谋最终还是在某位卧底特工送回了关键性的情报后得以告破。 The engineer of entire plan, led that Thor Dr. who the material is rebelling and fleeing without doubt initially( Dr. Sorts), after all is the mold...... really has the level because of the strategy that the scientist wants to come out. 整个计划的策划者,无疑就是当初带着资料叛逃的那位索尔茨博士(Dr.Sorts),毕竟是模因学家想出来的计策……确实颇有水平。 Ok, said so many, I want to tell everyone...... present this time, no longer has exterior enemy who can confront with the foundation or poses the threat to it ; Passed through by the foundation after the big event of secret control, the world setup also deferred to their wills to change, this helped them obtain inexhaustible Class D personnel ; Furthermore, the organization also found the method of duplication faithful agent, the personnel like D19 also has numerous number. 好了,说了那么多,我就是想告诉大家……眼下这个时代,已经不再有能够与基金会对峙或者对其产生威胁的外部敌人了;经过了一些由基金会在幕后操控的大事件后,世界格局也按照他们的意志发生了改变,这让他们获得了取之不尽的D级人员;再者,组织内部还找到了复制忠实的特工的方法,像D19这样的人员也是多不胜数。 Therefore, like my kind has the spiritual influence ability, possibly to cause the irreversible cognitive crisis, and possibly by the artificial use copes with the project of foundation...... to this time, was regarded as threat level very low existence on the contrary, was almost converged Safe without exception level. 因此,像我这类具备精神影响能力、可能导致不可逆的认知危机的、且可能被人为利用来对付基金会的项目……到了这个时代,反倒被视为了威胁级别很低的存在,几乎无一例外地被归为了“Safe”级。 ............ ………… Chua...... 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Chua……Chua……Chua…… With one strange, Battle Qi tears the metal the sound, accepted the wall of room to be opened with both hands to truncation unexpectedly. 伴随着一阵古怪的、斗气撕裂金属的响动,收容房间的墙壁竟被人用双手给“削”开了。 Because I do not have the ability of activity voluntarily, not the active project that needs the special material quality to suppress, therefore my accepting room is very ordinary- has not specially made or has reinforced the outer wall, not defense or ditching device of autotrigger. 由于我并不具备自行活动的能力,也不是需要特殊材质去抑制的活性项目,所以我的收容房间是很普通的-既没有特制或加固过的外墙,也没有会自动触发的防卫或自爆装置。 Feng Bujue uses South Star Flying Dragon Fist When opens outside the wall crashes in the room, in his back corridor has resounded the light spear/gun marksmanship sound. 封不觉用【南斗飞龙拳】打开墙外冲进房间时,他背后的走廊中已然响起了光枪射击的声音。 These commandos use is pulse weapon, can trace of heat source...... they not to need the good marksmanship precisely, so long as looks at to be able probably the hit target, moreover does not need to be worried that can injure accidentally the person on one's own side. 那些突击兵使用的都是脉冲武器,还是可以精确追踪热源的那种……他们不需要多好的枪法,只要瞄个大概就能命中目标,而且不用担心会误伤到自己人。 Therefore, breaks through wall in Jue Bro that three seconds, almost all commandos opened fire without hesitation ; The light beam that in their hands the light spear/gun projects also looked like the electric light in static electricity ball to pursue raids to hit the Feng Bujue's back. 所以,在觉哥前冲破墙的那三秒间,几乎所有的突击兵都毫不犹豫地开火了;他们手中光枪所射出的光束也都像静电球里的电光般追袭命中了封不觉的后背。 Is good because of...... Feng Bujue now is the Equipment skill full condition. His against......, but is high, only yes 17 / 20 unkind Battle Armor( Found several fragments these days, from 13 / 20 rises) and I WANNA BE A BELT( And a Infinite war, lets the defense upper limit again large promotion of this gadget) these two Equipment, can help him shoulder most injuries. 好在……封不觉现在是装备技能全开的状态。他的防……可是高得很,仅是【17/20的刻薄战甲】(这段时间又找到了几块碎片,从13/20升上来了)和【I_WANNA_BE_A_BELT】(和因菲尼特一战,让这玩意儿的防御上限再度大幅提升)这两件装备,就能帮他扛掉大部分的伤害。 Touches high tension wire Jue Bro Fearless directly, like this duration is less than two seconds of light spear/gun salvos...... Jue Bro proper can shoulder. 直接去摸高压电线觉哥不怕,像这种持续时间不到两秒的光枪齐射……觉哥妥妥儿的能扛下来。 Un...... I see me for the first time.” After ripping the wall enters, Feng Bujue same place sways back and forth, happen to stopped in my side, he visits me, in the heart discussed, in the future, I hasn't rusted or lost the characteristics completely?” “嗯……我还是第一次见到我呢。”撕墙而入后,封不觉原地打了个滚,正好停在了我的旁边,他看着我,心中念道,“在未来,我也完全没有生锈或失去特性吗?” Not, but, this immaterial The system returns says, Makes you clash , because the SCP-426 accepting room has not reinforced the wall, does not have the emergency defensive measure ; Now, so long as you break through opposite that wall again, then turn left, direct acting 50 meters, can find an elevator 【并没有,不过,这无关紧要】系统回道,【让你冲进来,是因为SCP-426的收容房间没有加固墙壁,也没有应急防御措施;现在,你只要再突破对面的那堵墙,然后左转、直行五十米,就能找到一部电梯】 Said that......” Feng Bujue turns toward other aspect another to flush away, while the heart said, you can conduct to be concerned unexpectedly my description with the way of third person?” “说起来……”封不觉一边向着另一面墙冲去,一边心道,“你居然可以用第三人称的方式来进行有关我的描述?” I, naturally Ok These words were said by the system, was persuasive. 【我,当然可以】这句话由系统说出来,还是颇具说服力的。 Chirp chirp chirp chirp- 啾啾啾啾- In Feng Bujue crosses my top of the head, several commandos had started second round of marksmanship through the gap of wall. 就在封不觉越过我头顶之时,几名突击兵已通过墙壁的缺口开始了第二轮的射击 Jue Bro linked jointly attacking of dozens spears/guns to shoulder, these spears/guns he naturally can also shoulder...... 觉哥连几十把枪的合击都扛下来了,这几把枪他自然也能扛…… After two seconds, he is going against the back by the pressure of pulse directly shoots, arrived at the room another end wall, a both arms show/unfolds, sticks to the wall surface with the palm of both hands, drinks one lightly. 两秒后,他顶着背部被脉冲直射的压力,来到了房间另一端的墙边,双臂一展,用双手的手掌贴住墙面,轻喝一声。 Instantly, but sees the white light one presently, on that wall...... suddenly the region of entire length square shape( approximately three meters high, two meters wide) vanished unexpectedly. 霎时,但见白光一现,那堵墙上……竟突然有一整块长方形的区域(约三米高、两米宽)消失了。 The next second, a big kind of human form mechanical divine creative force then appeared in that position. 下一秒,一个高大的类人形机械造物便出现在了那个位置。 This robot, is in the legend Emboldening robot 3000, Namely Feng Bujue that 【The strength of Mekkatorque One of four divine creative force can make. 这个机器人,就是传说中的【壮胆机器人3000型】,即封不觉那【梅卡托克之力】所能制造出的四种造物之一。 This skill is mechanics and Summon Specialization pair is about the technique, cooling time one hour ; The consumption and one pile of volumes is bigger than one cubic meter metal for 13 Stamina, or...... at least needs to exhaust one cubic meter metal to start only then. 该技能是器械召唤专精的双系合技,冷却时间一小时;其消耗为“13点体能值”和“一堆体积大于一立方米的金属物”,或者说……“至少要耗去一立方米的金属”方可发动。 According to the skill described, 【The strength of Mekkatorque Production thing should be random, has Repairs robot, Gnomish Poultryizer, Guidance chicken With Emboldening robot 3000 These four types ; However, Jue Bro is relying on Zero Time Error Calculus ability, then can become random controllable. 根据技能描述,【梅卡托克之力】生成的东西应该是随机的,有【修理机器人】、【侏儒变鸡器】、【导航小鸡】和【壮胆机器人3000型】这四种;但是,觉哥凭借着“零时差演算”的能力,便可以将“随机”变为“可控”。 At this time, his Summon has the emboldening robot, it may be said that the killing two birds with one stone and killing two birds with one stone plan. 此时,他召唤出壮胆机器人,可谓一石二鸟、一箭双雕之策。 At the same time, Summon robot behavior, happen to can consume at present the metal on this wall, starts out a path instantaneously ; On the other hand, the volume is huge, outward appearance military might, and defensive power extremely high emboldening robot, can all stop up the pursuing troops for Feng Bujue in this room. 一方面,召唤机器人这一行为,正好可以消耗掉眼前这块墙壁上的金属,瞬间开出一条道路;另一方面,体积巨大、外观威武、且防御力极高的壮胆机器人,可以替封不觉把追兵全都堵在这个房间里。 Blocks the entrance, do not put them to come.” In these commando unit members being startled are shocked by arrival of emboldening robot, Feng Bujue had dodged from the wall gap place, and issued the instruction with the thought to the robot. “堵住入口,别放他们过来。”就在那些突击队员被壮胆机器人的登场给惊得愣住时,封不觉已经从墙壁的缺口处闪了出去,并用意念给机器人下达了指令。 In any case the attack capability of this Summon thing is zero, Feng Bujue wants next clinging to tenaciously the order, can leave safely, does not need to be worried that the emboldening robot will destroy completely and cause the aspect that the commando unit the opposite party called reinforces. 反正这个召唤物的攻击能力是零,封不觉只要下个“死守”的命令,就可以安心走人,丝毫不必担心壮胆机器人会把突击队灭掉、导致对方呼叫增援的局面。 „? How to walk? How to do?” After rushing to the corridor outside room another side, Feng Bujue according to left turn that the previous system said that immediately had no more to do with dash about wildly, ran also asked in the heart. “哪儿?怎么走?怎么做?”冲到房间另一侧外的走廊上后,封不觉按照此前系统所说的向左转,随即拔腿狂奔起来,边跑还边在心中问道。 【The front elevator stops on this, after you go, directly destroys bottom of cage, drops to two buildings, returns to the right half area through connection corridor 【前方的电梯就停在这一层,你进去以后直接破坏轿厢底部,下降至二楼,通过连接走廊返回右半区】 When it speaking of here, Feng Bujue had arrived at the elevator entrance, and pressed the switch of elevator with the right hand index finger of Dr. Cox. 它说到这儿时,封不觉已然来到了电梯门口,并用考克斯博士的右手食指摁下了电梯的开关。 But this chapter...... not ding a sound gets up, the gate has not opened. 可这回……并没有“叮”的一声响起,门也没有打开。 They have locked the general jurisdiction of doctor, her fingerprint......】 【他们已锁定了的博士的通行权限,她的指纹……】 The latter half a word words of system have not said that Jue Bro has waved the arms about throwing that only bloody right hand, and starting to break off the gate with the brute force...... 系统的后半句话还没说出来,觉哥已经一甩手把那只血淋淋的右手给扔了,并开始用蛮力掰门…… - Ka ka- 哐-咔咔- 80 kilograms pressure, small gift. 八十公斤的压力而已,小意思。 The elevator door suddenly by Feng Bujue breaking off, then, before he then trod , jumped, rotation and whip...... to transport the strength of Rankyaku to foot sharp manifest simultaneously. 电梯门眨眼间就被封不觉给掰开了,接着,他便踏前、跃起、自转、急坠……同时将岚脚之力运至足尖外放 His a series of movements like the passing clouds and flowing water, emitted one move obstinately electric light poisonous dragon drill...... 他这一连串动作如行云流水,愣是放出了一招“电光毒龙钻”来…… Suggested that you currently first use Health supplements time The system rubbish, jumps over these content that does not need to say again, the reminder had said That connection corridor defense system has started at this moment 【建议你现在先使用一次生存值补充剂】系统也不废话,跳过那些已没必要再说的内容,提醒道【那条“连接走廊”的防御系统此刻已经启动了】
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