In the Scenarioworld, Feng Bujuedoes not needto go to bathroomwithout doubt.
在剧本世界中,封不觉无疑是不需要上厕所的。
The systemwill not make the correspondingphysiologyto earnestly seektohim, will not allowhimto take off/escape the pants.
系统不会给他制造相应的生理渴求,更不会允许他把裤子脱了。However, the people of foundationdo not knowthis......
不过,基金会的人可不知道这点……In their opinion, Jue Broproposed that thisrequests, reasons withvery much.
在他们看来,觉哥提出这个要求来,还是很讲理的。First, hewaited for 45hours( actually the time of majorityto writenovel) inMultiversemirrorgenerator, then, hearrived atthisspace, treated for dozensminutes, anddrinkinggot downonecup of coffee.
首先,他在平行宇宙镜像生成器里就待了四五个小时(其实一多半的时间都在写小说),然后,他来到这个空间,又待了几十分钟、并且喝下了一杯咖啡。Underthesepremises, heproposed that mustgo to the toilet, seems not dubious.
在这些前提下,他提出要去解个手,似乎也没什么值得怀疑的。„Oh......”Dr.Coxsighed, showed a helplessexpression, „good...... to comewithme.”
“唉……”考克斯博士叹息一声,露出一个无奈的表情,“好吧……跟我来。”Shemustwait forFeng Bujueto start offin any caseafter alltogether, therefore, shebroughtJue Brotoward the restroomsimply.
反正她总归要等封不觉一起上路,因此,她干脆就带着觉哥往厕所去了。
After arriving at the malewashroomentrance, the doctorhints the security guardsto followJue Broto go intogether.
来到男洗手间门口后,博士示意警卫们跟着觉哥一起进去。Regarding this...... Feng Bujuehas not saidanything, thisexpansionobviouslyinhisexpected.
对此……封不觉也没有说什么,这种展开显然在他的意料之中。
After entering the men's room, Jue Brofirsttook a fast look around an environment, later, herushes toonecompartmentedto walk.
进入男厕所后,觉哥先扫视了一下环境,随后,他就奔着一个隔间走去。„Does?”Feng Bujueseesthatthreesecurity guardsto follow close on itself, „can youcome to helpmeclean up?”
“干什么?”封不觉见那三名警卫紧跟着自己,“你们要进来帮我擦屁股么?”hearsword, threesecurity guardslook at each other in blank dismay, hesitantmoment;Finally, theysettled downin the compartmentedentrance......
闻言,三名警卫面面相觑,犹豫了片刻;最终,他们还是驻足在了隔间的门口……Matter that thisdoes not have the means that thatcompartmentedspacewas limited, an adultsitstoward the toilet, occupied80%spaces, itsperiphery, ifagainstandingperson, thatwill definitely have the limbscontact......, moreoverisveryclosethatlimbscontact.
这也是没办法的事,那个隔间的空间本就有限,一个成年人往马桶上一坐,就占据了80%的空间,其周围要是再站人,那彼此间肯定会产生肢体接触……而且是很紧密的那种肢体接触。„After being slow......” for twoseconds, entersinJue Brocompartmented, when prepares the gatecloses, a security guardsuddenlyopens the mouth saying that „pleasekeep the compartmentedgateopen.”
“慢着……”两秒后,就在觉哥进入隔间,并准备把门关上时,一名警卫忽然开口道,“请保持隔间的门敞开着。”„Is opening widedoing?”Feng Bujuesaid,„facilitatesmeto use the excrementto throwyou? Youdo not disliketo be smellyIalsoto dislikedirty.”
“敞开着干嘛?”封不觉道,“方便我用屎扔你么?你不嫌臭我还嫌脏呢。”
The security guardsdisregardhistrashwords, coldly saying: „Wecannotmakeyouleave the line of sight.”
警卫无视他的垃圾话,冷冷回道:“我们不能让你离开视线。”„Hou~ your anomaly.” Does the Feng Bujueswiveleyeopposite party, „whatwantto look at?” The voice of his little whiletook the northeasttasteinexplicably, „believes the manI, as soon astakes off/escapes the pantsto frightento obtain the cabinetyou?”
“嚯~你这个变态。”封不觉斜视对方,“想看啥呀?”他这会儿的口音莫名又带上了东北味儿,“信不信爷们儿我一脱裤子把你吓得出柜啊?”Facing the soshamelessperson and vulgarlanguage, threesecurity guardsalsoroll the eyes, have nothing to say in reply.
面对如此无耻之人、粗鄙之语,三名警卫也是直翻白眼,无言以对。„Thiscompartmented is so big, can Ialsosneak in the toiletto runinadequately?”Feng Bujueis saying, loses concentrationwhilethatseveralsecurity guardone, waved the arms aboutto close the compartmentedshutter, „youdid not feel relieved,layto the groundstares atmyfootto be good.”
“这隔间就这么大,我还能钻进马桶跑了不成?”封不觉说着,趁那几名警卫一个分神,一甩手就把隔间的门板关上了,“你们那么不放心,就趴到地上盯着我的脚好了。”Things have gotten to this point, the security guardswere not goodto sayanythingagain......
事已至此,警卫们也不好再说什么……Naturally, theypournot to need„to lie”to look at the foot of Jue Bro, so long astheysquat downcansee......
当然了,他们倒也不必“趴下去”看觉哥的脚,他们只要蹲下就能看到……Thiscompartmentedshutterlower endtakeoffsabout12centimetersspacings, outside person, so long assquats down, cansee the Feng Bujue'sshoesincessantly, but can also see the ankle area, therefore the security guarddoes not needto worry that the opposite partyuses„taking off shoescamouflage”to makeanythingto change.
这隔间的门板下端离地约有十二厘米的间距,在外面的人只要蹲下,不止能看到封不觉的鞋子,还能看到脚踝,所以警卫也不必担心对方使用“脱鞋障眼法”来做出什么异动。Over the following several minutes, the atmosphere in restroombecomesverystrange......
接下来的几分钟,厕所内的气氛变得非常诡异……Threepersonmensquatinonecompartmentedoutside, is holding the attitude of suspicion, monitorsto the excretionprocess of anotherman...... thisindeedisenoughstrange.
三个人男人蹲在一个隔间外,抱着怀疑的态度,对另一个男人的排泄过程进行监视……这的确是够诡异的。Frompartition boardbelowsituation, Feng Bujueshouldsitin the toilet, but...... the security guardshave not smelled the stink, has not heardanythingto fall into the sound in water.
从隔板下方的情况来看,封不觉应该是已经坐在马桶上了,但……警卫们迟迟没有闻到臭味,也没有听到任何东西掉进水里的声音。Until after threeminutes, compartmentedspreadsuddenly„pūpassed”one, nextsecond, broadcast the sound of toiletflushing waterimmediately, as well asJue Bropresses the sound of airfreshmedicinal preparationnozzlefast.
直到三分钟后,隔间中忽地传出了“噗通”一声,下一秒,又立即传来了马桶冲水的声音、以及觉哥快速按动空气清新剂喷头的响动。Logically, his a series ofactions are also firmly reasonable......
从逻辑上来说,他这一系列的举动确也算合理……Manypeoplewill havesimilarexperience, for example......, whenyoubigsolutioninpublic toilet, hears, orknows some compartmentedoutsidepeople, at this time, ifthere is a wickedstinkto flutter...... manyto embarrasspeoplesomewhat.
很多人都会有类似的经历,比如……当你在公共厕所里大解时,听到、或知道隔间外面有人在等,这时候,假如有恶臭味飘出去……多少都会令人有些尴尬。However...... above, isin the logic of the real world, normal person.
不过呢……以上,是现实世界中的、正常人的逻辑。Feng Bujueis not a normal person, buthisaction, naturallypossiblytonot coverstinkanything.封不觉不是正常人,而他的举动,自然也不可能是为了掩盖臭味什么的。
The Jue Brobehavior...... wantsto makehimobviously„trulyiscomes to the restroomto go to the toilet, andtrulygoes to the toilet”false appearance. Only by doing so, cancoverhimtrue the actionsincompartmented.觉哥的行为……显然是想制造出一种他“确实就是来厕所解手、且确实解了手”的假象。只有这样,才能掩盖他在隔间里真正的所作所为。„Hū......”afterputting in orderthata series ofsound, Feng Bujueimplores the one breath, the joining-upto sayimmediatelylong,„everyonedo not worry.”Heproposesveryhigh the sound, outside the security guardstopartition boardsaid,„I must tidy upagain.”
“呼……”在整出了那一连串动静后,封不觉立刻长吁了一口气,并接道,“各位别着急啊。”他把声音提得很高,对隔板外的警卫们道,“我还要再收拾收拾。”At this moment, outsidesecurity guardsexchanged the lookembarrassed, becausethisatmospherereallymusthaveawkwardly...... Jue Brothatviewawkwardly, didurges the excrementlikethem outside.
此刻,外面的警卫们都不好意思交换眼神了,因为这气氛实在是要多尴尬有多尴尬……觉哥那说法,搞得像他们仨在外面催粪一样。This...... crossed for oneminute, the compartmentedgateopened.
就这样……又过了一分多钟,隔间的门开了。
The Feng Bujuehalf stepwalked, a cornerdirectly soars the washing the handsstageto go.封不觉快步走了出来,一拐弯就直奔洗手台而去。Thatsecond, threesecurity guardsalllooked atonetowardcompartmentedinsubconsciously, but less than twoseconds, theirlines of sightpursued the Jue Broformto put aside.
那一秒,三名警卫皆是下意识地朝隔间里看了一眼,但两秒不到,他们的视线就追着觉哥的身影移开了。Theyhave not discoveredthatcompartmentedinhavewhatunusuality, withoutlookedagainsecond...... thatspace is so after all narrow, canlookcompletely.
他们并没有发现那隔间里有什么异常,也没有再去看第二眼……毕竟那空间就这么窄,一眼就能看尽。„OK.” After more than tenseconds, Feng Bujuewashes the handsrapidly, takes advantage of opportunitywalkstoward the restroomoutside, „westart off, do not let the womanwait for a long time.”
“OK。”十几秒后,封不觉迅速洗完了手,顺势就朝厕所外走去,“咱们上路吧,别让女士久等了。”These wordshave not said,hehad gone out of the washroom, butthatthreesecurity guardsalsofollowed close on.
这句话还没说完,他已走出了洗手间,而那三名警卫也紧跟了上去。Hence, Jue Bro„going to bathroom” a play, developedeven. It looks like at least inthesesecurity guards, andhas noexceptionally the place.
至此,觉哥“上厕所”的一出戏,就算是演完了。至少在那些警卫们看来,并没有什么异常之处。However, aftertheirfourpeopleleave the washroomtenseconds......
然,就在他们四人离开洗手间后十秒……Squeak-
吱-Feng Bujuehad useda moment agothatcompartmentedgate,...... movesin the situation that no onetouched.封不觉刚才使用过的那个隔间的门,在无人触碰的情况下……动了。Then, togetherthin and small, the hunchbackedform, flashedfrom the corner after shutter.
接着,一道瘦小的、伛偻的身影,从门板后的角落中闪了出来。„After hisshissing...... the success......”Musashi Koganeistood firm, thenlowered the voice, issued his signboard-typesmiledstrangely.
“嘶嘶嘶……成功了呢……”武藏小金井站定之后,便压低了嗓门儿,发出了他那招牌式的怪笑。Place that hepresents, isdead angle between thatshutter and wall, words that from top to bottomlooks, thisis a region of triangle, itsareais small, the adultis impossibleto crush intothisspace.
他出现的地方,是那门板和墙壁之间的死角,从上往下看的话,这是一个三角形的区域,其面积非常小,成年人根本不可能挤进这个空间。But...... Musashi Koganei, Ok.
但……武藏小金井,可以。From the setting, heis the male student of elementary schoolthird grade, and buildislanky, but...... onlydepends onthesetwopoints, is unable to hideto enterthatincluded angle, becausethatplace was too narrow, will otherwise not be neglectedcompletelyby the security guards.
从设定上来说,他是个小学三年级的男生,且体型为瘦长型,不过……仅凭这两点,还是无法藏进那个夹角的,因为那地方着实太狭窄了,要不然也不会被警卫们完全忽略掉。Musashi Koganeican the appropriateksitigarbhaenterthatcorner, itskey pointlies in- heis a role that came from in the making sensefunnyanimation. Moreover, heabilities one of the inanimation, is the distortionbody, makes himselfturn into the noodlesand even the slip of papersamecondition, thensuper revolvingandmanufacturemultiplefaceremnantshades( althoughlightlistens todescription to misunderstandthisissomecombat capability, but is actually not)......武藏小金井能妥妥当当地藏进那个角落,其关键点在于-他是一个源自于无厘头搞笑动画的角色。而且,他在动画中的能力之一,就是扭曲身体、使自己变成面条乃至纸片一样的状态,然后高速旋转、制造出多重的脸部残影(虽然光听描述会让人误会这是某种战斗能力,但其实并不是)……„When un...... the time not many......”Musashi Koganeigoes outcompartmented, in the handalsotakestwoMarkType IIgrenade, in the mouthis mumbling, „Imustgrasp......”
“嗯……时间不多……”武藏小金井走出隔间时,手里还拿着两颗马克II型手榴弹,口中念念有词,“我得抓紧了……”............
…………On the other hand, „going to the toilet of”Feng Bujue, under the leadership of Dr. Cox, rode an elevator.
另一方面,“解完手”的封不觉,在考克斯博士的带领下,又去乘了一次电梯。This, theirdestinationsarethisbase„the left halfarea”underground.
这回,他们的目的地是这基地“左半区”的地下一层。„Hopere-enteredundergroundnot to makeyourecallsome time agothatfearfulexperience.” When the elevatorstarts, Dr.Coxdid not returntalked over such a.
“希望重回地下不会让你回忆起不久前那可怕的经历。”电梯启动时,考克斯博士头也不回地念叨了这么一句。„What's wrong? Yourbaseundergrounddecoration...... with the former Soviet Unionunderground laboratory that simulates is the same?”Feng Bujuemeetsto say.
“怎么?你们基地地下一层的装潢……和那个模拟出来的前苏联地下实验室是一样的吗?”封不觉接道。Dr.Coxhad not answered, the elevatorhad arrived inthat.
考克斯博士还没回话,电梯已然抵达了那一层。Buzzhumming sound-
嗡嗡嗡-With the sound of elevator dooropening, togethersilver, the brightcorridorappearsin the peopleat present.
伴随着电梯门开启之声,一道银色的、敞亮的走廊出现在了众人眼前。Thiscorridorfour sides is the metal founding that is unable to recognizebyFeng Bujue, at first sightis a bit like the silveror the stainless steel, butitdisclosedsolid feel that twoare unable to compare.
这走廊的四面皆是由一种封不觉无法辨识出的金属铸造,乍看之下有点像银或者不锈钢,但其却透露出一种二者无法比拟的厚重感。
The lighting attachment of corridorinlaysin the light stripe in wallandceiling, thisandFeng Bujueis consistentin the equipment that in No. 15wardsees.
走廊的照明设备是嵌在墙壁和天花板中的光条,这和封不觉在十五号收容室里看到的设备一致。„Although the outward appearanceanddetail, andtechnology contenthas very bigdifference, when......”Coxgoes out of the elevatordiscussed,„our fundamental constructions, are truly similar to thatunderground laboratory, isformsby the corridors of manyintersectionvertically and horizontally/able to move unhindered.”
“虽说外观、细节、和科技含量方面都有着很大的差别,但是……”考克斯走出电梯时念道,“我们这层的基本构造,和那个地下实验室确实很类似,都是由众多纵横相交的走廊汇成。”Sheis saying, whiletoleading the way.
她一边说着,一边向前行去。Feng Bujueclampsin the packages of threesecurity guards, follows closely the stepvanguard of doctor.封不觉在三名警卫的包夹下,也紧随博士的步伐前行。
After going out of the elevator, after78metersdistance, the peoplethenarrived at the firstintersection.
走出电梯后,经过了七八米的距离,众人便来到了第一个十字路口。At this time, Coxstops the footstepssuddenly, has turned aroundto face the corridor the wall, put out a handto touchgently.
此时,考克斯忽然停下脚步,转过身面对走廊的墙壁,伸出手去轻轻触碰了一下。
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嘀嘀-
After onesecond, twoshortlightcriesresoundinstantly.
一秒后,两记短促的轻鸣即刻响起。On the wall surface that the doctortouches...... the region of thatabout40centimeterssquare, displayshoneprobablygenerally.
紧接着,博士触碰的墙面上……那大约四十厘米见方的一块区域,像是显示器一般亮了起来。Thistype of equipment, inthisworldis not any unusualgadget. Inthiscorridor, every other, on the wall surfacewill havesuch a scrapto be able the displayimage„screenarea”;So long asisfoundation'sinternalpersonnel, touches the screenareawith the finger, completeelectronic mapdisplaywill come out, on the mapwill also marktouch-screen the currentCoordinate.
这种装置,在这个世界并不算什么稀奇的玩意儿。这条走廊中,每隔一段,在墙面上就会有这样一小块可以显示图像的“屏区”;只要是基金会内部的人员,用手指触碰一下屏区,就会有一张完整的电子地图显示出来,地图上还会标明触屏者的当前坐标。„Yourheretechnicaltreeshave not selectedobviouslycrookedly, there are many convenientgadget.”Feng Bujuelooks at the action of doctor, immediatelycomprehendedon the wall the principle of thatequipment.
“你们这边的科技树显然没点歪,有不少挺方便的玩意儿嘛。”封不觉看着博士的举动,立即就领会了墙上那设备的原理。„Yourthat sidehow?”Coxread the map, continued, walkedshouldsay,„alltechnological strengthsused, in‚crossdimensiondid travel’and‚lifecycle’as well asvarioustypes‚the Warweapon’on?”
“你们那边又如何呢?”考克斯看完了地图,继续前行,边走边应道,“所有科技力量都用在‘跨维度旅行’、‘生命循环’以及各种‘战争兵器’上了吗?”
Her sayingalsoprobeswithout doubt, according tohertohas presenteduntil nowallSCP-3232-1( i.e.player) the observation, drawssuchconclusion is also nothing unusual.
她这话无疑也是试探,根据她对迄今为止所出现过的所有SCP-3232-1(即玩家)的观察,得出这样的结论也不足为奇。„Hehe...... a whileyouwill know.”Feng Bujuesmilessurreptitiously, the sinkingsoundreturnssaid.
“呵呵……一会儿你就会知道了。”封不觉诡秘一笑,沉声回道。
His response, has double meaning;In the surfacelistens, is said that „wait a whileIto giveyouto explainSCP-3232principle, youcanknow”;Butin fact, the meaning of Jue Brois„wait a whileagain, whenMusashi Koganeicauses the unrest, youcansee with one's own eyesmeto demonstratevarioustypes of ultradimensionsto you strengths”.
他这个回应,一语双关;表面上听来,是在说“等一会儿我给你解释SCP-3232原理的时候,你就能知道”;而实际上,觉哥的意思是“再等一会儿,待武藏小金井引起骚乱时,你就能亲眼看到我向你展示各种超次元的力量了”。However, whenFeng Bujuethinksownplanhad completed70-80%, an astonishingaccident...... happened.
然,就在封不觉认为自己的计划已经办妥了七八成的时候,一个惊人的变故……发生了。【Main Questhas changed】
【主线任务已变更】„Un?”Thatflickers, the systemvoiceresoundsin the Jue Broearbanksuddenly, causesinhisheartimmediatelyonestartled, „what? Main linechange?”
“嗯?”那一瞬,系统语音突然在觉哥耳畔响起,使其心中当即一惊,“什么?主线变更?”Indeed, thisis very unreasonable.
的确,这很不合理。
The goal of systemis very clear, is to make Feng Bujueprevent the foundation to further investigate„Thriller Paradise”, underthismajor premise, howMain Questto change?
系统的目标已经很明确了,就是让封不觉阻止基金会进一步去调查“惊悚乐园”,在这个大前提下,主线任务又岂会变更?„It is not right......”Jue Broto hurryto openGame Menu, looked atQuest Details after change- 【Yourplanhas exposed】.
“不对劲儿啊……”觉哥赶紧打开游戏菜单,看了眼变更后的任务内容-【你的计划已经暴露了】。„What?”Feng Bujuecannotbelieve that simplyowneye, inhisheartused the differentexpressionsto linkwas repeatingtwo, „anything!”
“什么?”封不觉简直不敢相信自己的眼睛,他心中用不同的语气连着重复了两遍,“什么!”At this moment, presents the contentinJue BroQuest Log, cannotsay that waswhatQuest, thatwas more like...... the systemto talkwithhimthroughQuest Log.
此刻,出现在觉哥任务栏里的内容,已经不能说是什么任务了,那更像是……系统在通过任务栏跟他对话。【Before 15seconds, Musashi Koganeiis caughtbyfoundation】
【十五秒前,武藏小金井已经被基金会捕获】Feng Bujuehas not recovered, anotherSystem Notificationspreads to hisear, this, the systemjumped over the Quest Logstep, used the voiceto pass on the informationdirectly.封不觉还没回过神来,又一声系统提示传入其耳中,这回,系统连任务栏的步骤都跳过了,直接就用语音把信息传了过来。„How is thispossible?”Under this extremelyunusualaccident, Jue Brois maintaining the highvigilantandrapidmentalityas before, „...... did the foundationdisturb the systemwithsomeway?...... Presentthissoundnotfromsystem, butis the foundationcamouflageswithsomeway?”
“这怎么可能?”在这极其反常的变故下,觉哥依旧保持着高度的警觉和迅疾的思路,“难道……基金会用某种方式干扰了系统?或者……眼下这声音根本就不是来自系统,而是基金会用某种方式伪装的?”Hissuppositionis also credible, butquickwas overthrownbyhim- „sound”camouflagedpossiblyhasactually, the information that butinplayerGame Menuappears...... the foundationis impossibleto intervene.
他的假设也算靠谱,但很快就被他自行推翻-“声音”被伪装的可能倒是有,但玩家游戏菜单中显现的信息……基金会不可能进行干预。【Incoffee that youdrinkhasnanometer scale machine】
【你喝的咖啡里有纳米机器人】
The nextprompt, such asis enlightened, makingin the Jue Brobrainbuzzburn a sound.
下一句提示,如醍醐灌顶,让觉哥脑中嗡燃一响。【Sound signal that visual signal that at this moment, yourpupilreceives, and eardrumreceiveshad all been synchronized】
【此刻,你瞳孔接收到的视觉信号、以及耳膜接收到的听觉信号皆已被同步】„This******......”Feng Bujuehas startedto shout abuse in publicat heart.
“这******……”封不觉心里已经开始骂街了。Hearshere, heunderstandsinstantaneously- oneselfSummonMusashi Koganeiin the restroom, useEndless Grenade Case, to havegivesMusashi Koganeito arrangeQuestand othermatters...... to exposequietlyentirely.
听到这儿,他瞬间就明白了-自己在厕所里召唤武藏小金井、使用无尽榴弹匣、还有悄悄给武藏小金井布置任务等事……已然统统败露。However, thisis not the reason that heshouts abuse in public.
不过,这也并不是他骂街的原因。Feng Bujuethis timeanger, came from a frustration, hehad almost never realized...... the chessmisses a move of feeling.封不觉此时的怒火,来自于一种挫败感,一种他几乎不曾体会过的……棋差一招的感觉。Naturally, thisdid not mean that heis inferior to the opponentin the resourcefulnessor the performing skill.
当然了,这并不是说他在智略或演技上不如对手。This that Jue Bromisses„a move” , there is nothing to dowith„person”;Hehas not lostingamblingamong people, butloses, inthispotential surfaceledhimin a dimensionseveral hundredyears of science and technology and knowledge.觉哥所差的这“一招”,与“人”无关;他没有输在人与人之间的博弈上,而是输在了这个位面领先他所在维度几百年的科技和知识上。Helooked liketo pass throughin the advisertomodern battlegroundfrom the ancient times, even ifthisadviserinstrategyandtactichighlycompared withstaff officerwiseinnumerabletimes of present age, buthemightbe routedby a wiretap devicein the same old waywith ease......
他就像是个从古代穿越到现代战场上的谋士,纵然这位谋士在战略和战术高度比当代的参谋高明无数倍,但他照样有可能被一个窃听器给轻松击溃……【Game Menu and systemvoicebybrain wavesensation, is unable to be surveyed, then, pleaseaccording todoing that Isaid】
【游戏菜单和系统语音由脑波感知,无法被探测,接下来,请按照我说的做】WhileFeng Bujuealso in tryingto be clearing off the presentsituation, the Thriller Paradisesystem...... poses as„me”unexpectedly, andstartsto issue the direct instructiontohim......
正当封不觉还在试着理清眼前的形势时,惊悚乐园的系统……竟以“我”自居,并开始向他下达直接指令……
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