TP :: Volume #11 S2终章 诸神的黄昏

#982: Bi Laoshi

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At midnight, after automatically move. 同是午夜,传送过后。 Above hill that the chaos scorched earth, lava ash and black ore constitute. 混沌焦土,一座熔岩灰与黑色矿石所构成的山丘之上。 „Five people came in......” the first response and Jue Bro of Honghu are similar, he looks at four team rules of friendship, „thinks that was in the load process has problems.” “五个人都进来了吗……”鸿鹄的第一反应和觉哥差不多,他看着身边的四名队友道,“想必是载入过程中出什么问题了吧。” „hey hey...... I made up the number by drawing, I have not thought must enter Scenario to fight.” The person of these words, naturally is the ten thousand years of substitute of Community team- 【Bi Laoshi】. “喂喂……我只是被拉来凑数的,我可从来没想过要进剧本跟人交手啊。”说这句话的人,自然就是废柴联盟队的万年替补-【畀老湿】了。 The body of this my dear friend, is trough quite a lot...... first, since he is Struggle For Power to Summit S2 conducts, an only competition has not gone to battle, and entered the player of finals. 这位仁兄的身上,也是槽点颇多……首先,他是巅峰争霸S2举办至今,唯一一个一场比赛都没有出战过、并杀入了决赛的选手。 Vertical was Warring States one team of substitution 【Sasaki Engrave】 Also once had gone to battle several in the preliminary contest, but Bi Laoshi actually really buys the soy sauce...... from the preliminary contest to the finals purely, his name only appears in the substitution list forever. 纵是战国一队的替补【佐佐木铭】也曾在预赛中出战过数场,但畀老湿却真的是纯粹地打酱油……从预赛到决赛,他的名字永远只出现在替补名单上。 Next, Bi Laoshi is also at present popularity very high a player in the network. 其次,畀老湿也是目前在网络上人气非常高的一位选手。 Possibly some people will feel strange why does not have the person of interlude one time, will the popularity be high? Actually thinks to understand carefully...... this is the spoof effect of network. 可能有人会奇怪,为什么一个一次都没出过场的人,人气会非常高呢？其实仔细想想就会明白了……这就是网络的恶搞效应。 Also does not know that in which day, some people chatted at the forum 【Bi Laoshi】, That person posted saying that with the tone of cracking a joke- „does not know that everyone did have the discovery, that substitute of Community has not played any competition. This old wet entire journey on-hook, smoothly entered semi-finals, lay down to win also ends to explode our these mixed fish players.” 也不知是在哪一天,有人在论坛上聊起了【畀老湿】,那人用开玩笑的语气发帖说-“不知大家有没有发现,废柴联盟的那位替补从来没打过任何一场比赛。这位老湿全程挂机,就顺利进入了复赛,一路躺赢也完爆了我们这些杂鱼玩家呀。” Finally some people of replies- „perhaps according to this trend, others energy on-hook hangs the finals.” 结果就有人跟帖-“按照这个趋势,说不定人家能挂机挂进决赛呢。” Afterward some people reply- „doesn't know in the finals can see Bi Laoshi to enter the stage?” 随后又有人回复-“不知道在决赛里能不能看到畀老湿出场啊？” From this, initiated such make complaints- „kneels to ask Bi Laoshi to enter the stage, I look at Struggle For Power to Summit to look at Bi Laoshi, but looked at quick Month(s) he not to come out.” 由此,又引发了这样的吐槽-“跪求畀老湿出场,我看巅峰争霸就是为了看畀老湿的,可是看了快一个月了他都没有出来。” Hence, this topic out of control...... 至此,这个话题就一发不可收拾…… „Do not speak the Bi Laoshi malicious remarks! My this life is Bi Laoshi gives!” “你们不要说畀老湿坏话！我这条命都是畀老湿给的！” „You and other mortals dared to discuss that in this I do give the god? I give god one, who with struggling insanely, what Daring Devil Shiva all detours, others obviously disdain in your group of mortal battles.” “尔等凡人竟敢在此议论我畀神？我畀神一出,谁与争疯,什么鬼骁湿婆全都绕道走,人家明显是不屑于跟你们这帮凡人争斗而已。” „Yes, so long as Bi Laoshi enters the stage, divides the minute of destruction universe, the champion simply is the 's in the bag, Honghu its snow conceals, only after fearing other opponents saw the performance of Bi Laoshi loses the fighting spirit, does the competition too early to lose the suspense, worthily is the resourceful general.” “是啊是啊,只要畀老湿一出场,分分钟毁灭宇宙,冠军简直是囊中之物,鸿鹄将其雪藏,只因怕其他对手见了畀老湿的表现后丧失斗志,搞得比赛太早失去悬念,不愧为智将。” „Letter/believes always gives! Enters the finals! The letter/believes always gives! Obtains the eternal life!” “信老畀！进决赛！信老畀！得永生！” The spoof reply virus spread so forth, is undergoing some time fermentation...... Bi Laoshi to become spring elder brother existence at various related Thriller Paradise forums. 诸如此类的恶搞回复似病毒般蔓延着,经过了一段时间的发酵……畀老湿在各种有关惊悚乐园的论坛上已然成为了春哥般的存在。 However...... in fact, Bi Laoshi is only very ordinary Casual Gamer. 然而……实际上,畀老湿只是一名很普通的休闲玩家而已。 He this year 30, the school days are the Zhao Shadow King school leaders, two people are also old friends in the real life. Said that...... past Zhao Ying( the Zhao Shadow King real name)( in the Bi Laoshi reality truly was been surnamed Bi) kidnapping to play this path by Old Bi to come up. Who can think, many years later, Zhao Shadow King became the famous professional player on the contrary, but Bi Laoshi are most is office worker who is very fond of the game. 他今年三十不到,学生时代是曌影王的学长,两人也是现实生活中的老友。说起来……当年赵英(曌影王的真实姓名)就是被老毕(畀老湿现实中确实姓毕)给拐带到游戏这条道路上去的。谁又能想到,多年以后,曌影王反倒成了有名的职业玩家,而畀老湿最多算是个酷爱游戏的上班族。 How then...... this office worker becomes this finals team members? When this matter must construct the team from Community since said...... 那么……这个上班族是怎么成为这支决赛队伍成员的呢？这事儿还得从废柴联盟建队时讲起…… This competition, Community these four rush to the champion to go without doubt. They are the extremely competent free players, has also contacted many times in in-game, calculates to attract each other. When Honghu proposed when suggestion of cooperation, several people fit in easily. 这次比赛,废柴联盟这四位无疑是奔着冠军去的。他们都是极有实力的自由玩家,在游戏中也接触过很多次,彼此间也算惺惺相惜。所以当鸿鹄提出合作的建议时,几人是一拍即合。 When the decision forms a team, four main forces of Community have thought that- four people project on the bottom. Therefore, they prepare to look for ten thousand years of soy sauce the role to be the substitute from the beginning. 在决定组队之时,废柴联盟的四名主力就已经想好了-四个人打到底。因此,他们从一开始就准备去找一个万年酱油的角色来当替补。 But...... to looks for such individual? 可是……到哪儿去找这么个人呢？ Looks for not too ripe any cat and dog to come is not definitely good casually, if this person online under were bribed...... the information in divulging team, or makes some destruction team images the matter, that may trouble. 随便找个不太熟的阿猫阿狗来肯定不行,万一这人在线下被人买通……泄露队伍里的情报、或是做些破坏队伍形象的事情,那可就麻烦了。 Considering these factors, they must look for the trustworthy talent line eventually...... 考虑到这些因素,他们终究还是得找个信得过的人才行…… The free player who Honghu knows although are many, but others also professional, you made others come in the team the entire journey to observe...... that somewhat to be excessive. 鸿鹄认识的自由玩家虽然很多,但人家也都是职业的,你让人家来队伍里全程观战……那就有些过分了。 That side Yet Weary Dreams is also a little a personal connection, what a pity these people more or less and Corpse Blade that circle has the relations, by the Yet Weary Dreams present standpoint, others not too comes obviously conveniently the help. 倦梦还那边也是有点人脉的,可惜这些人或多或少都和尸刀那个圈子有关系,以倦梦还现在的立场而言,人家显然是不太方便过来帮忙的。 As for Wastewood, making us use the briefest spoken language to state that a somewhat dismal fact- his friend are not many. 至于废柴叔,让我们用最简短的言语来陈述一个有些悲凉的事实-他的朋友不多。 Arrived finally,...... invited Bi Laoshi by Zhao Shadow King. 到最后,还是靠曌影王……请来了畀老湿。 Old Bi is a very right candidate, he is Casual Gamer, lets him in this top team, when the audience he is also glad very much ; Moreover his Level just to 40, meets the registration condition ; Moreover, he single...... the game time also is very at present sufficient. 老毕是一个很合适的人选,他本身就是休闲玩家,让他在这种顶尖队伍里当现场观众他也很乐意;而且他等级刚好到40,符合报名条件;另外,他目前还是单身……游戏时间也很充足。 From now on...... this matter such became in the simple negotiation. 在简单的交涉过后……这事儿就这么成了。 Therefore, the Bi Laoshi following team overcomes one difficulty after another, in the situation that in has not hit entered the finals, but also obtained the preliminary contest first ten rewards...... Level to raise 50 levels not to say while convenient all of a sudden, but also started various Equipment...... from outwardly the strength, he also truly was a powerful player worthy of the reputation. 于是,畀老湿就这么跟着队伍一路过关斩将,在一场未打的情况下杀入了决赛,还顺带获得了预赛前十名的奖励……等级一下子拔高到了五十级不说,还入手了各种装备……从明面实力上来看,他也确实是一个名副其实的强力玩家了。 „Relax, the people of other teams do not have you to think strongly.” After hearing the Bi Laoshi words, Zhao Shadow King patted his shoulder, „you do not have to imagine are so weak......” “放心吧,其他队伍的人也没有你想得那么强。”听到畀老湿的话后,曌影王拍了拍他的肩膀,“你也没有自己想象中那么弱……” „Oh? real?” Bi Laoshi listened to this saying really a little to be excitedly small. “哦？真的吗？”畀老湿听了这话还真有点儿小激动。 „No, false.” Unexpectedly, the Zhao Shadow King next second returns said, „I comfort your.” “不,假的。”不料,曌影王下一秒就回道,“我只是安慰你一下。” Zhao Shadow King worthily for the representative who grim make complaints sends, the ability that it talked nonsense seriously was very remarkable and is quite deceptive. 曌影王不愧为冷面吐槽派的代表人物,其一本正经胡说八道的能力十分卓越、相当具有欺骗性。 „I must thank you!” Bi Laoshi really thinks that a palm of the hand claps toward him. “那我还得谢谢你啦！”畀老湿真想一巴掌朝他拍过去。 „Good...... that matter ran into the people of other teams to say again.” After two seconds, Yet Weary Dreams turns the head to that two Human Dao, „at present as if has a good play to look......” “行了……那种事等遇到了其他队伍的人再说吧。”两秒后,倦梦还转头对那二人道,“眼前似乎有场好戏可以看呢……” „Oh?” Zhao Shadow King and Bi Laoshi hears word, the attention will transfer. “哦？”曌影王和畀老湿闻言,一齐将注意力转了过去。 At this time, Honghu, Wastewood and Yet Weary Dreams three people of lines of sight, all stayed above the scorched earth of distant place that length and breadth. 此时,鸿鹄、废柴叔和倦梦还三人的视线,皆是停留在了远处那片广袤的焦土之上。 Zhao Shadow King and Bi Laoshi look following their lines of sight, soon then discovered that...... in place about one kilometer away, two strange shades, is approaching mutually. 曌影王和畀老湿顺着他们的视线望去,很快便发现……在大约一公里外的地方,有两道怪影,正在相互靠近着。 One of them, is one seems like not big person's shadow ; His whole body is covering the thick black ** air/Qi, the look is difficult to distinguish. 其中之一,是一个看上去并不怎么高大的人影;其全身都笼罩着浓厚的黑**气,相貌难辨。 But another two meters over, the forms of half -and-a-half people of demons, the players recognize- that is Chief of All Demons. 而另一道两米出头、半人半魔的身影,玩家们都认得-那是众魔之首。
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