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#118: Death question and answer ( 2 )


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Although Mr. You said Excuse me, but he does not have to ask immediately the question, but smilingly said to Feng Bujue: „The topic of coming up is quite simple, does not want anxious Oh. 尤先生虽然说了“请问”,但他没有立即把问题问出来,而是笑眯眯地对封不觉道:“一上来的题目比较简单,不要紧张哦。 I had said are anxious? The history is my strong point.” Feng Bujue calm returning said. “我有说过自己紧张吗?历史是我的强项啊。”封不觉淡定的回道。 OK, Excuse me...... Di Renjie......” Mr. You these three characters just an exit|to speak, Feng Bujue relaxed, he was a little worried the question that the opposite party asked established on some virtual World Setting, for example opened the mouth to raise Li Yuanfang and so on, was good said a real historical personage because of that fatty. Such being the case, explained that own knowledge reserve can be useful. “OK,请问……狄仁杰……”尤先生这三个字刚一出口,封不觉就松了口气,他本来有点担心对方问的问题是建立在某种虚拟世界观上的,比如一开口就提李元芳之类,好在那胖子道出了一个真实的历史人物。既然如此,就说明自己的知识储备能用得上。 Di Renjie our very familiar Ha, the prime minister of Wuzhou period, settles a lawsuit it is said that has one very much.” You Fatty also only said half a word words start to talk nonsense idly. “狄仁杰我们大家都很熟悉哈,武周时期的宰相,据说断案很有一手。”尤胖子又是只说了半句话就开始闲扯淡。 You asked actually Ah! Feng Bujue exclaimed. “你倒是问完啊!封不觉吼道。 Hehe...... is sorry.” Mr. You said: Excuse me! What Di Renjie is?” “呵呵……抱歉抱歉。”尤先生道:“请问!狄仁杰是属什么的?” Ha?” Feng Bujue hears word, dumbfounded at that time. “哈?”封不觉闻言,当时就呆住了。 Xiao Tan they also want to help, but one hear of this issues, were all ignorant. 小叹他们本来还想帮帮忙,但一听这问题,全都懵了。 45 seconds of time starts!” Mr. You makes use saying that at the same time, in each sound box of scene resounded tick-tock tick-tock the counting the seconds sound. “四十五秒计时开始!”尤先生趁势说道,与此同时,现场的各个音箱里响起了滴答滴答的读秒声。 Which this what the hell is the history...... is testing my math while convenient.” Feng Bujue is discussing in a soft voice: „The good Di Renjie's born and died year is the integer, is very good to record, un...... 630-700 years, this year 2055 will be the pig year......” “这他喵的哪儿是历史啊……顺带着在考我数学吧。”封不觉轻声念道着:“还好狄仁杰的生卒年都是整数,很好记,嗯……630-700年,今年2055年是猪年……” 30 seconds.” The Mr. You reminder said, his expression is actually very relaxed. “还有三十秒。”尤先生提醒道,他的表情倒是很轻松。 Born in the year of the tiger!” Feng Bujue remains unmoved, not hesitant, said the answer rapidly. “属虎!”封不觉不为所动,也没有犹豫,迅速说出了答案。 Reply is correct.” Mr. You said. “回答正确。”尤先生说道。 The audience respond with the applause, Mr. You raises the hand, the first issue card was then burnt through by the flame fast, melts the air/Qi to disperse. 观众们报以掌声,尤先生则将手一扬,第一张问题卡便被火焰快速燃尽,化气而散。 „The second topic.” Mr. You shifted to Xiao Tan: „No. 2 player you look very anxious.” “第二题。”尤先生转向了小叹:“二号选手你看上去很紧张啊。” That...... the first topic was really simple difficulty?” The Xiao Tan face was white. “那个……刚才的第一题真的算是简单难度的吗?”小叹脸都白了。 Hehe...... that natural.” Mr. You smiles was saying: Ok, please note to listen to the topic. This is together...... the issue about sports.” He watches the card to discuss: Please say random three, had won the Snow Croatia International Championship champion, the name of player.” He looks up Xiao Tan: Time starts.” “呵呵……那当然。”尤先生微笑着说道:“好了,请注意听题。这是一道……关于体育的问题。”他看着卡片念道:“请说出任意三位,曾经拿到过斯诺克世锦赛冠军的,球员的名字。”他抬头看着小叹:“计时开始。” Wants the full name?” Xiao Tan asked. “一定要全名吗?”小叹问道。 Yes.” Mr. You returns said, please note, cannot speak incorrectly, speaks incorrectly this topic even entire mistake, moreover please make the best use of the time.” “是的。”尤先生回道,“请注意,不能说错,说错一个这道题就算全错,另外请抓紧时间。” Oh...... Qiao. Davis.” Xiao Tan first said one that had confidence. 呃……乔.戴维斯。”小叹先说出了最有把握的一个。 Correct .” Mr. You said. “正确,一个。”尤先生道。 Steven. Hengdeli.” “斯蒂芬.亨得利。” Correct, two.” Mr. You reminded: 30 seconds.” “正确,两个。”尤先生提醒道:“还有三十秒。” Ding Junhui!” Xiao Tan replies instantly. “丁俊晖!”小叹即刻回答。 Un......” Mr. You silent two seconds: Absolutely correct.” “嗯……”尤先生沉默了两秒:“完全正确。” ......” Xiao Tan to lie on the control desk at that time. “呼……”小叹当时就趴在操作台上了。 The scene broke out the applause of encouragement. 现场响起了鼓励的掌声。 Hehe......, therefore I said that should not be anxious, this topic is ultra.” Mr. You said: Almost was the general knowledge issue.” He moves away the microphone, clears throat, then said to Like the Rain: „No. 3 player, please listen to the third topic.” “呵呵……所以我说不要紧张嘛,这题超简单吧。”尤先生道:“几乎是常识问题了。”他拿开话筒,清了清嗓子,然后面向似雨道:“三号选手,请听第三题。” Burnt through the second card piece, Mr. You looks that the third issue card said to Like the Rain: This is together...... the brain extreme turn.” 燃尽了第二张卡片,尤先生看着第三张问题卡对似雨道:“这是一道……脑筋急转弯。” Like the Rain has no expression actually, sat seemed saying in her opposite Feng Bujue's face, this was delivers minute/share of Ah! 似雨倒是没什么表情,坐在她对面封不觉的脸却仿佛在说,“这是送分啊! Excuse me, 请问, A chicken, a goose, admits in the refrigerator, the chicken froze to death, the goose is actually living, why? ” Mr. You said, time starts.” 一只鸡,一只鹅,放进冰箱里,鸡冻死了,鹅却活着,为什么?”尤先生道,“计时开始。” Because chicken frozen( excited)?” Like the Rain returns immediately said. “因为鸡冻(激动)了?”似雨立即回道。 Very regrettable...... reply mistake.” Mr. You said with a smile: Right key, because...... is the penguin.” “很遗憾……回答错误。”尤先生笑道:“正确答案,因为……是企鹅。” The audience exuded a sobbing sound, the Like the Rain control desk flank display score turned into lost/carrying ten points immediately. Mr. You is narrating and commenting to the lens: „The answer that No. 3 player gives seemingly is the thinking pattern of cold joke, what a pity this is the brain extreme turn.” 现场观众发出一片唏嘘之声,似雨操作台外侧显示的分数随即变成了负十分。尤先生对着镜头评述道:“三号选手给出的答案貌似是冷笑话的思考方式,可惜这是脑筋急转弯。” Cutting...... the result answer was your similar......” Like the Rain coldly typically one. “切……结果答案是你的同类吗……”似雨冷冷地道了一句。 The audience erupt one to laugh wildly, Mr. You puts out the handkerchief, wipes away sweat awkwardly, turns around, to the Sorrowful direction, is putting the fourth card piece at present: Ok, No. 4 player, please listen to the fourth topic.” 观众爆发出一阵狂笑,尤先生拿出手绢,尴尬地擦了擦汗,转过身去,对着悲灵的方向,将第四张卡片放到眼前:“好了,四号选手,请听第四题。” ~ this difficulty, small case, asked that asked.” Sorrowful said eagerly. “啊~这种难度,小case啦,问吧问吧。”悲灵跃跃欲试地说道。 This is together...... the issue about game.” Mr. You said: Excuse me, popular name which three are thick patch of grass three people of groups? The time starts!” “这是一道……关于游戏的问题。”尤先生道:“请问,俗称的‘草丛三人组’是哪三个?计时开始!” Ha?” Sorrowful is winking the big eye, vacant of face. “哈?”悲灵眨着大眼睛,一脸的茫然。 Like the Rain could not help her, but Feng Bujue and Wang Tanzhi two people there crazy gesture, are all saying that three people of name with the shape of the mouth winkingly unceasingly. 似雨帮不了她,但封不觉王叹之二人皆是挤眉弄眼地在那儿狂比划,不断用口型说着那三人的名字。 Hehe, prompts Oh. that does not permit Mr. You saying: If you really told her the answer, that this topic calculates that directly answered wrong.” “呵呵,提示可是不允许的哦。尤先生道:“要是你们真的把答案告诉了她,那这题就直接算答错。” Oh! I knew, three people of groups!” The Sorrowful previous second is also pursing the lips, a not being able to find way out appearance, this second actually smiles suddenly. 哦!我知道了,三人组嘛!”悲灵前一秒还撅着嘴,一副一筹莫展的样子,这一秒却忽然莞尔一笑。 Who knows, her reply is: Is Luffy, Ace and Sabo!” 谁知,她的回答是:“是路飞艾斯萨博!” Bang- bang- 砰-砰- These two are the face of Jue Bro and Xiao Tan pounds the voice of control desk. 这两声是觉哥小叹的脸砸中操作台的声音。 The audience was the eyeglasses broke to pieces place. 现场的观众更是眼镜碎了一地。 Reply mistake.” Mr. You said: This topic to the female player truly possibly is a blind spot.” “回答错误。”尤先生道:“不过这道题目对女选手来说确实可能是盲区呢。” Therefore, the Sorrowful score also became lost/carrying ten points. 于是,悲灵的分数也成了负十分。 Ok, after first four problems, we take a look at the points situation.” Mr. You said: Two man all ten points, but both female players became lost/carrying ten points.” He raised the head saying: We asked three honored guests to come review one.” “好了,前四道题过后,我们来看一下积分情况。”尤先生道:“两位男选手皆是正十分,而两位女选手都成了负十分。”他抬头道:“我们请三位嘉宾来点评一下吧。” The light and lens gave the honored guest seat, arrogant queen head toward side one, arrogant snort/hum......” cold snort/hum, disdained with the appearance that Mr. You spoke completely. 灯光和镜头都给到了嘉宾席,傲慢女王把头往侧面一偏,趾高气扬“哼……”冷哼一声,完全不屑跟尤先生说话的样子。 Young Master Plague cough while said: I thought that exchanges the issue of male and female player, perhaps they can the minute/share.” 瘟疫少爷一边咳嗽一边道:“我觉得把男女选手的问题交换一下,也许他们就都能正分了。” Hephaestus is the god god talks on endlessly is thinking aloud: Admits the words of refrigerator Cyclops......” 淮斯托斯则是神神叨叨地自言自语着:“把独眼巨人放进冰箱的话……” The light gave Mr. You, he shrugged reluctantly, then said: Good, thanked the review of Xie San position, then......” he shifted to Feng Bujue, „the difficulty of topic may want to promote Oh. 灯光给回了尤先生,他无奈地摊了摊手,接着说道:“好吧,谢谢三位的点评,接下来……”他又转向了封不觉,“题目的难度可要有所提升了哦。 How I thought that first is my topic is most difficult......” Feng Bujue to complain unemotionally. “我怎么觉得第一圈就是我这题最难……”封不觉面无表情地吐了个槽。 Mr. You disregards him, said: From this problem, I will not prompt topic again the type. Please listen to the topic......” he to take the card, read: Excuse me...... girth quotient, namely Pi, after its decimal point, how many ninth is? The time starts.” 尤先生无视他,说道:“从这道题起,我将不会再提示题目的类型。请听题……”他拿着卡片,读道:“请问……圆周率,即π,其小数点后第九位是几?计时开始。” Three.” Feng Bujue only used for one second to reply. “三。”封不觉仅用一秒就回答了。 You blindly guess?” Mr. You asked. “你是瞎猜的吗?”尤先生问道。 „It is not” Feng Bujue returns said. “不是”封不觉回道。 Very good, responded.” Mr. You said. “很好,答对了。”尤先生道。 In the audience started an applause, the Feng Bujue's score also arrived at 20 points. 观众中掀起一片掌声,封不觉的分数也到了20。 Average person will only record decimal point latter seven, the seems like insane player carries quite many.” Mr. You said. “一般人只会记小数点后七位,看来疯选手背得比较多啊。”尤先生道。 Fortunately.” Feng Bujue this is modest, actually he carried the decimal point latter 200 numbers. He Pi regards is a password storehouse, selects six figures and eight-digit number even tens digits to treat as the password in that 200 casually to use, and traceable. “还好。”封不觉这是谦虚,其实他背了小数点后两百位的数字。他把π当成是一个密码库,随便在那两百位里挑一段六位数、八位数甚至十位数都可以当做密码用,而且有迹可循。 It seems like No. 1 player left Battle Arena to be increasingly estranged.” Mr. You looks maliciously to Xiao Tan: „No. 2 player, please listen to the topic.” “看来一号选手离角斗场是渐行渐远了。”尤先生不怀好意地看向小叹:“二号选手,请听题。” When Xiao Tan listened to him speaking of topic difficulty increases to be anxious a moment ago, his expression looks like the elementary student to line up to wait to give an injection to be the same. 小叹刚才听他说到“题目难度加大”时就紧张起来了,他那表情就像是小学生在排队等着打针一样。 Excuse me...... so-called ‚did the year of coming of age, how many years refer to one female? The time starts.” Mr. You this just said, immediately leans the face to look at Feng Bujue saying: Do not try to gesture or with the shape of the mouth reminder, otherwise the player must be deducted points in vain.” 请问……所谓的‘及笄之年’,是指一名女子几岁了?计时开始。”尤先生这头刚说完,立即就侧过脸去瞄着封不觉道:“不要试着打手势或者用口型提醒哦,否则枉选手是要被扣分的。” Bad...... did not know.” Xiao Tan looked at Jue Bro, the opposite party cast the vision that despised unexpectedly, his heart said:...... This matter does not know very normal, your this is general knowledge the manner is what Ah! “糟了……不知道啊。”小叹看了眼觉哥,对方居然投来鄙夷的目光,他心道:不是吧……这种事情不知道很正常的啊,你那副“这是常识”的神态算什么啊! 30 seconds.” The Mr. You prompt said. “还有三十秒。”尤先生提示道。 Xiao Tan thought that wants to get down unable to think again, hoodwinked one simply casually: 18 years old!” 小叹觉得再想下去也是想不出来的,干脆就随便蒙了一个:“十八岁!” Reply mistake.” You Fatty over the face wears a smile to announce: Score nulling operation.” “回答错误。”尤胖子满面堆笑地宣布道:“分数归零。” The next topic changed to Like the Rain, Mr. You wiped the perspiration, looks that this issue said: ...... No. 3 player, what kind of, anxious?” 下一题又转到了似雨这边,尤先生抹了把汗,看着这张问题卡道:“呼……三号选手,怎么样,紧张吗?” Like the Rain had not replied, she is studying the arrogant appearance, shifts to side slowly, cold snort/hum. 似雨没有回答,她学着傲慢的样子,把头慢慢转向旁边,冷哼一声。 Especially the fatty looks by the attack, has to do right after something else: Good, the seventh topic, Excuse me...... the guzheng, under the commonly used specification, how many strings there are? The time starts.” 尤胖子看上去倍受打击,只好自己接茬:“好吧,第七题,请问……古筝,常用规格下,有几根弦?计时开始。” 21.” Like the Rain replied very quickly. “二十一。”似雨回答得非常快。 Correct.” Mr. You said, he also no longer did to narrate and comment, so as to avoid speaking incorrectly words. “正确。”尤先生说道,他也就不再多做评述了,免得又说错话。 The audience respond with the applause, later is the eighth problem, was second last. 观众们报以掌声,随后就是第八道题,也就是第二圈的最后一道了。 „No. 4 player, please listen to the topic......” Mr. You saying: Excuse me...... mountain such as the wave enters Zhangzhou what next is? Time......” “四号选手,请听题……”尤先生道:“请问……‘青山如浪入漳州’的下一句是什么?计时……” Western Tongquetai 89 earthen mounds.” Sorrowful has not waited for him to read the topic to say. “铜雀台西八九丘。”悲灵还没等他把题念完就说道。 The host has not announced the result, the audience has applause, she was says very much obviously right. The issues in it seems like these poetry also are not only the Feng Bujue's specialties. 主持人还没宣布结果,观众就已经有鼓掌的了,很显然她是说对了。看来这些诗词方面的问题也不仅仅是封不觉的专长。 Un...... correct.” After Mr. You burns the issue card, said with a smile: „Our issue of players are very fierce.” He said with a smile meaningfully: „...... Would a person entering Battle Arena, humph humph humph......” “嗯……正确。”尤先生将问题卡燃掉后笑道:“我们这一期的选手都很厉害啊。”他意味深长地笑道:“不过……总会有个人进角斗场的,嚯嚯嚯……” This he does not have to make the honored guest narrate and comment again, but asked to Feng Bujue the ninth issue, „No. 1 player, please listen to the topic.” He reads the issue card: Oh! this is a special problem, after responding, you can add 20 points, but will answer will buckle 20 points mistakenly, must pay attention......” 这一圈他没有再让嘉宾评述,而是紧接着对封不觉问出了第九个问题,“一号选手,请听题。”他看着问题卡:“哦!这是一道特殊题,答对以后你可以加20,但是答错了就会扣20,可得留神了……”
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