TTHATH :: Volume #17

#1666: The fate of stealing food corn


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One second remembers New The light sunset glow climbs up the sky an corner/horn, announced the short dusk approaches. 一秒记住【新】,!淡淡的晚霞爬上天空的一角,宣告了短暂的黄昏来临。 One team of soldiers in camp held up the giant bugle, the low and deep bugle call flutters sky over the woods and lawn. 营地里的一队军人举起了巨大的号角,低沉的号声在树林与草地上空飘荡。 Today's hunting time ended. 今天的狩猎时间结束了。 Needless moment, the neighing sound and the noise of songs and calls and person of Ess golden eagle barking wildly sound and warhorse of hunting dog in camp continuously. 不消片刻,猎犬的狂吠声、战马的嘶鸣声、纳艾斯金雕的鸣叫声与人的吵闹声在营地中此起彼伏。 The teams of hunting have today's harvest, they brought back to the bear, deer, wild boar, leopard and blade tooth tiger, mammoth, Charles and corn. 一支支狩猎的队伍带着今天的收获回来了,他们带回了熊、鹿、野猪、豹子、刃齿虎、长毛象、查尔斯和玉米。 Two hearsay in commandeering in the corvee spread. 两条小道消息在征发来的徭役中传开了。 An information is some people tries to assassinate the princess today, escaped Charles to help keep off an arrow on the way, afterward passed by „the wing Son of Heaven regarded the prey to pick. 一条信息是今天有人试图暗杀公主殿下,逃跑途中查尔斯帮着挡了一箭,后来被路过的“翼天王”当成猎物捡回来了。 Shortly, above got down banned the password, cannot anybody discuss this matter, simultaneously announced that Charles was squats , in the thick patch of grass defecated was injured accidentally, the princess did not have certainly is sneak attacked, who dares to pass on the ballad randomly grasped to serve with the severe punishment by „the corn Son of Heaven. 没多久,上边下了禁口令,不许任何人讨论此事,同时宣布那个查尔斯是蹲在草丛里拉屎的时候被误伤的,公主殿下绝无被偷袭,有谁敢乱传谣的抓去由“玉米天王”施以严惩。 Right now everyone does not dare to talk too much again, because the today's second hearsay is, everything by the prey that „the corn Son of Heaven stares, turned into the fresh maize cob completely. 这下子所有人都不敢再多嘴了,因为今天的第二条小道消息就是,凡是被“玉米天王”盯上的猎物,全部都变成了新鲜的玉米棒子。 Most letter/believes this news was Lancelot, because his present work roasts the corn. 最信这条消息的就是兰斯洛特了,因为他现在的工作就是烤玉米。 Before front of him these corn and him have seen the corn is entirely different, entire maize cob is very big, the corn kernel has the small finger size, moreover is the blood red, the short distance looked that seems like the gem to be generally glittering and translucent carving. 在他面前的这些玉米和他以前见过的玉米大不相同,整个玉米棒子个头特别大,玉米粒有小指头般大小,而且是血红色的,近距离看像是宝石一般晶莹剔透。 Lancelot dug out one grain to place the mouth to taste secretly, discovered this corn kernel sweetly specially. 兰斯洛特偷偷抠了一粒放在嘴里尝了一下,发现这玉米粒特别的清甜。 He could not bear and dug out one, is third, waits to recover discovered that „the corn Son of Heaven stands looks at himself with a smile, Morde wants to remind obviously, actually held down the shoulder. 他忍不住又抠了一颗,接着是第三颗,等回过神来的时候发现“玉米天王”就站在旁边笑吟吟地看着自己,莫德蕾德显然是想提醒,却被按住了肩膀。 Delicious?” Nichita seems like a gentle grandfather. “好吃吗?”尼基塔看起来像是一位慈祥的老爷爷。 But is such Lancelot is the fear, for fear that his next second turned into the corn to be roasted by oneself Morde. 但越是这样兰斯洛特越是害怕,生怕他下一秒把莫德蕾德变成了玉米让自己烤。 Delicious.” Lancelot can only first nod reply. “好吃。”兰斯洛特只能先点头回答。 Originally, Nichita was old, goes hunting anything to him a little forces someone to do something against his will, therefore runs the hunting ground, bought ruby corn coming back of several car(riage) new cultivations to make everyone taste foods newly in season to blockade line outside village. 本来嘛,尼基塔年纪大了,打猎什么的对他来说有点强人所难,于是就跑出猎场,到封锁线外面的村子里买了几车新培育的红宝石玉米回来让大家尝尝鲜。 He worried that the kitchen will not process the new variety, therefore when came to have a look to discover some people stole food. 他担心厨房这边不会处理新品种,于是在过来看看的时候发现了有人偷吃。 However, at this time the issue emerged. 然而,这时问题出现了。 Demon King is also very interested in this high production tall Tang ruby corn, therefore also followed, then saw from afar here has the liveliness. 魔王对这种高产高糖的红宝石玉米也挺感兴趣的,于是也跟着过来了,然后远远看到这边有热闹。 Now some people steal food to be grasped, by grasping that is Aalto Liya's apprentice, those who attempt to disclose secret information discover is Pan Dragon's daughter, this made Demon King remember is bumped into dull Grandma hair the family/home to teach various accidents of time by the Royal Father in childhood. 现在是有人偷吃被抓,挨抓的那个是阿尔托莉雅的徒弟,企图通风报信被发现的是潘德拉贡的女儿,这就让魔王想起了小时候被父王碰到呆毛奶奶家管教时候发生的各种事故。 Thereupon, the transmission technique starts, Nichita right hand is pressing Morde turned into one pile of corn to fall on the ground suddenly. 于是乎,传送术发动,尼基塔右手按着的莫德蕾德突然变成了一堆玉米落在地上。 Nichita understood at a glance that this is Demon King in practical joke, can only smile reluctantly. 尼基塔一看就知道这是魔王在恶作剧,只能无奈地笑了笑。 In tall Wenyan but who this smile in Lancelot and depends on appears specially fierce. 但这笑容在兰斯洛特和靠过来的高文眼中显得特别的狰狞。 Lancelot passed one to kneel suddenly, told Nichita: Your highness, what stealing food corn is I, must punish punishes me!” 兰斯洛特突然“噗通”一声跪了下来,哭着对尼基塔说道:“殿下,偷吃玉米的是我,要罚就罚我吧!” When the undercover trains, had said specially the demon race’s word spirit master can turn into other things an object, human is no exception, therefore he and many undercover on the scene same were turned into one pile of corn to believe in firmly to Morde. 在卧底培训的时候,就专门说过魔族的言灵师可以将一件物体变成其它东西,人类也不例外,所以他和在场的很多卧底一样对莫德蕾德被变成一堆玉米深信不疑。 Saw that he was frightened this, the smile on Nichita face even more fierce. 看到他被吓成这样,尼基塔脸上的笑容愈发“狰狞”。 The next quarter, Lancelot disappears, the place that he was at a moment ago presented one pile of corn simultaneously. 下一刻,兰斯洛特不见了,他刚才所在的地方同时出现了一堆玉米。 Gao Wenxian of not far away is panic, but calms down immediately, immediately ponders the countermeasure. 不远处的高文先是惊慌失措,但立刻就冷静下来,马上思考对策。 The whoever started the trouble should end it, must let Morde and Lancelot changes the person only to make this from the corn „the corn Son of Heaven do, but oneself can do, only then two choices ; first, to hold under duress him compels him to obey ; second, to speak the word of praise made him calm down. 正所谓解铃还须系铃人,要让莫德蕾德和兰斯洛特从玉米变回人只能让这位“玉米天王”来做,而自己能做的只有两个选择,一是挟持他逼他就范,二是说好话让他消气。 On the high horse with patterned coloring gave up the first choice, because now is the evening, own strength does not have is so strong during the daytime, cannot do well itself also to build. 高文马上放弃了第一个选择,因为现在已经是傍晚了,自己的实力没有白天那么强,搞不好自己也搭进去。 Military is not good, that can only the communications. 武的不行,那就只能来文的了。 Therefore tall writing passes after Nichita salutes said: Corn your highness, a moment ago that person of stealing food corn was because the corn was too delicious, our these country bumpkins have not eaten such delicious corn therefore not to bear for a while.” 于是高文过去对尼基塔行礼后说道:“玉米殿下,刚才那人偷吃玉米是因为玉米太好吃了,我们这些乡巴佬没吃过这么好吃的玉米所以一时没忍住。” He, although is guilty, but the crime is insufficient to be turned into the corn.” “他虽然有罪,但罪不至于被变成玉米啊。” Nichita thought that this young fellow looks very pleasing to the eyes, sneers saying: 1 grain of corn can plant to come out, 1 corn has 5 corn cobs, 1 corn cob has 600 grains of corn kernels, in the second quarter this grain of corn can turn into the merit 9 million grains of corn kernels, in the third quarter is 27 billion grains of corn kernels, you said that he did steal food my corn cob to cause the big losses to me?” 尼基塔觉得这小伙子看起来挺顺眼的,就冷笑一声说道:“一粒玉米可以种出来,一株玉米有五个玉米棒,一个玉米棒有600粒玉米粒,第二季这一粒玉米就能变成功900万粒玉米粒,第三季就是270亿粒玉米粒,你说他偷吃了我的一个玉米棒给我造成多大的损失?” tall writing is somewhat helpless to his quibbling, what now is most important is changes the two, therefore can only plead: „The corn that they turn into is very possible is not the improved variety, the fundamental type so many corn, might as well make them take working and resting to provide to compensate as you.” 高文对他这种强词夺理有些无奈,但现在最重要的是把那两人变回来,所以只能恳求道:“他们变成的玉米很可能不是良种,根本种不出那么多的玉米啊,不如让他们以劳逸为您提供赔偿好了。” Nichita pinched the chin to ponder, pressed Charles the method of the distant place passes message to say a moment ago: Good, I change them, but you must plant 200,000 kilograms corn kernel to me, otherwise, hmph hmph......” 尼基塔捏着下巴思考了一下,就按着刚才查尔斯从远处传音过来的方法说道:“那好,我就把他们变回来,不过你们要给我种出20万公斤的玉米粒,不然,哼哼哼哼……” tall Wenma replied other day: I comply, I promise you for them!” 高文马上回答道:“我答应,我代他们答应您!” So long as the person is all right on the line, after other things can, said. 只要人没事就行,其它事情可以以后再说。 The next second, the corn of ground disappears, is rolling up Lancelot and Morde of body appears in the place that was at a moment ago, the body is giving off the light corn fragrance. 下一秒,地上的玉米不见了,蜷缩着身子的兰斯洛特和莫德蕾德出现在刚才所在的地方,身上散发着淡淡的玉米香气。 Nichita walked, other Gao Wenhe people helped up two people immediately in the past. 尼基塔走了,高文和其他人马上过去扶起两人。 tall writing asked them: Now how do you feel?” 高文问他们:“你现在感觉怎么样?” Lancelot stupidly said: „Periphery corn, I saw a moment ago is completely the corn.” 兰斯洛特傻傻地说道:“玉米,刚才我看见周围全部都是玉米。” Morde could not master what happened, recovered later said: How, I suddenly discovered a moment ago oneself in corn pile?” 莫德蕾德搞不懂发生了什么事,回过神来之后说道:“刚才怎么了,我突然发现自己在玉米堆里面?” Nicola Demon King delivered to them with the transmission technique a moment ago in wicker basket that installed the corn, imprisoned two people action while convenient, therefore Lancelot really thinks oneself changed the corn. 刚才尼古拉魔王用传送术把他们送到了装玉米的箩筐里面,顺便禁锢了两人的行动,所以兰斯洛特真以为自己变玉米了。 However these two fellows are Lane Charles come back, this goods will not do the matter dead. 不过这两个家伙是查尔斯回来的,这货不搞事就会死。 Therefore, when Lancelot just stood, the product on face becomes is extremely suddenly strange. 所以,当兰斯洛特刚站起来的时候,脸上的产品突然变得极其古怪起来。 The crowds see in his such heart one startled, for fear that „the corn Son of Heaven reneges on a promise, making him turn into the corn again, therefore everyone will draw back subconsciously in the future one step. 围观群众看见他这样心中一惊,生怕“玉米天王”出尔反尔,让他再一次变成玉米,所以所有人下意识地往后退了一步。 The next second, under glare of the public eye, a maize cob fell from Lancelot's pants leg. 下一秒,在众目睽睽之下,一个玉米棒子从兰斯洛特的裤筒里掉了出来。 Gao Wenxian stares, then sighs reluctantly, the corn that picks up the ground silently forces in Lancelot's pocket. 高文先是一愣,然后无奈地叹了一口气,默默捡起地上的玉米塞进兰斯洛特的口袋里。 Soon, human here spreads a terrifying story, finally was also moved the screen. 不久之后,人类这边流传起一个恐怖的故事,最后还被搬上了荧幕。 Story said, demon race has „the corn Son of Heaven a word not to turn into the corn at earliest convenience, a heroic knight became one pile of corn unfortunately, although he changed with the help of another heroic knight, but lacked a spare part, a giant corn fell from the pants leg. 故事里说,魔族有位“玉米天王”一言不合就把人变成玉米,一位英勇的骑士不幸成了一堆玉米,虽然在另一位英勇骑士的帮助下他变回来了,但缺了点零部件,一根巨大的玉米从裤筒里掉出来了。
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