Onesecondremembers【New】 The lightsunset glowclimbs up the sky an corner/horn, announced the shortduskapproaches.
一秒记住【新】,!淡淡的晚霞爬上天空的一角,宣告了短暂的黄昏来临。Oneteam of soldiers in campheld up the giantbugle, the low and deepbugle callflutterssky over the woods and lawn.
营地里的一队军人举起了巨大的号角,低沉的号声在树林与草地上空飘荡。Today'shuntingtimeended.
今天的狩猎时间结束了。Needlessmoment, the neighingsound and the noise of songs and callsandperson of Essgolden eaglebarking wildlysoundandwarhorse of hunting dogincampcontinuously.
不消片刻,猎犬的狂吠声、战马的嘶鸣声、纳艾斯金雕的鸣叫声与人的吵闹声在营地中此起彼伏。
The teams of huntinghavetoday'sharvest, theybrought back to the bear, deer, wild boar, leopard and bladetoothtiger, mammoth, Charles and corn.
一支支狩猎的队伍带着今天的收获回来了,他们带回了熊、鹿、野猪、豹子、刃齿虎、长毛象、查尔斯和玉米。Twohearsayincommandeeringin the corveespread.
两条小道消息在征发来的徭役中传开了。
An informationissomepeopletriesto assassinate the princesstoday, escapedCharlesto helpkeep off an arrowon the way, afterwardpassed by„the wingSon of Heaven”regarded the preyto pick.
一条信息是今天有人试图暗杀公主殿下,逃跑途中查尔斯帮着挡了一箭,后来被路过的“翼天王”当成猎物捡回来了。Shortly, abovegot downbanned the password, cannotanybodydiscussthis matter, simultaneouslyannounced that Charleswassquats , in the thick patch of grassdefecatedwas injured accidentally, the princessdid not havecertainlyis sneak attacked, whodaresto pass on the balladrandomlygraspedto serve with the severe punishmentby„the cornSon of Heaven”.
没多久,上边下了禁口令,不许任何人讨论此事,同时宣布那个查尔斯是蹲在草丛里拉屎的时候被误伤的,公主殿下绝无被偷袭,有谁敢乱传谣的抓去由“玉米天王”施以严惩。Right noweveryonedoes not dareto talk too muchagain, because the today'ssecondhearsayis, everythingby the prey that „the cornSon of Heaven”stares, turned into the freshmaize cobcompletely.
这下子所有人都不敢再多嘴了,因为今天的第二条小道消息就是,凡是被“玉米天王”盯上的猎物,全部都变成了新鲜的玉米棒子。Mostletter/believesthisnewswasLancelot, becausehispresentworkroasts the corn.
最信这条消息的就是兰斯洛特了,因为他现在的工作就是烤玉米。
Before front ofhimthesecornandhimhave seen the cornis entirely different, entiremaize cobis very big, the corn kernelhas the smallfingersize, moreoveris the blood red, the short distancelooked that seems like the gemto be generally glittering and translucent carving.
在他面前的这些玉米和他以前见过的玉米大不相同,整个玉米棒子个头特别大,玉米粒有小指头般大小,而且是血红色的,近距离看像是宝石一般晶莹剔透。Lancelotdug outonegrainto place the mouthto tastesecretly, discoveredthiscorn kernelsweetlyspecially.
兰斯洛特偷偷抠了一粒放在嘴里尝了一下,发现这玉米粒特别的清甜。Hecould not bearanddug outone, is third, waitsto recoverdiscovered that „the cornSon of Heaven”standslooks at himselfwith a smile, Mordewantsto remindobviously, actuallyheld down the shoulder.
他忍不住又抠了一颗,接着是第三颗,等回过神来的时候发现“玉米天王”就站在旁边笑吟吟地看着自己,莫德蕾德显然是想提醒,却被按住了肩膀。„Delicious?”Nichitaseems like a gentlegrandfather.
“好吃吗?”尼基塔看起来像是一位慈祥的老爷爷。ButissuchLancelotis the fear, for fear thathisnextsecondturned into the cornto be roastedbyoneselfMorde.
但越是这样兰斯洛特越是害怕,生怕他下一秒把莫德蕾德变成了玉米让自己烤。„Delicious.”Lancelot can only first nodreply.
“好吃。”兰斯洛特只能先点头回答。Originally, Nichitawas old, goes huntinganythingto hima littleforces someone to do something against his will, thereforeruns the hunting ground, boughtrubycorncoming back of severalcar(riage)newcultivationsto makeeveryonetaste foods newly in seasontoblockade lineoutsidevillage.
本来嘛,尼基塔年纪大了,打猎什么的对他来说有点强人所难,于是就跑出猎场,到封锁线外面的村子里买了几车新培育的红宝石玉米回来让大家尝尝鲜。Heworried that the kitchenwill not process the newvariety, thereforewhencameto have a lookto discoversomepeoplestole food.
他担心厨房这边不会处理新品种,于是在过来看看的时候发现了有人偷吃。However, at this time the issueemerged.
然而,这时问题出现了。Demon King is also very interestedinthishigh productiontallTangrubycorn, thereforealsofollowed, thensawfrom afarherehas the liveliness.魔王对这种高产高糖的红宝石玉米也挺感兴趣的,于是也跟着过来了,然后远远看到这边有热闹。Nowsomepeoplesteal foodto be grasped, bygraspingthatisAaltoLiya'sapprentice, those whoattemptto disclose secret informationdiscoverisPanDragon'sdaughter, thismadeDemon Kingrememberis bumped intodullGrandmahair the family/hometo teachvariousaccidents of timeby the Royal Fatherin childhood.
现在是有人偷吃被抓,挨抓的那个是阿尔托莉雅的徒弟,企图通风报信被发现的是潘德拉贡的女儿,这就让魔王想起了小时候被父王碰到呆毛奶奶家管教时候发生的各种事故。Thereupon, the transmissiontechniquestarts, Nichitaright handis pressingMordeturned intoonepile of cornto fallon the groundsuddenly.
于是乎,传送术发动,尼基塔右手按着的莫德蕾德突然变成了一堆玉米落在地上。Nichitaunderstood at a glance that thisisDemon Kinginpractical joke, can only smilereluctantly.
尼基塔一看就知道这是魔王在恶作剧,只能无奈地笑了笑。IntallWenyan but who thissmileinLancelotanddepends onappearsspeciallyfierce.
但这笑容在兰斯洛特和靠过来的高文眼中显得特别的狰狞。Lancelot„pūpassed”oneto kneelsuddenly, told Nichita: „Your highness, whatstealing foodcornisI, mustpunishpunishesme!”
兰斯洛特突然“噗通”一声跪了下来,哭着对尼基塔说道:“殿下,偷吃玉米的是我,要罚就罚我吧!”When the undercovertrains, had saidspecially the demon race’swordspiritmastercanturn intootherthings an object, humanis no exception, thereforehe and manyundercoveron the scenesamewere turned intoonepile of cornto believe in firmlytoMorde.
在卧底培训的时候,就专门说过魔族的言灵师可以将一件物体变成其它东西,人类也不例外,所以他和在场的很多卧底一样对莫德蕾德被变成一堆玉米深信不疑。Saw that hewas frightenedthis, the smile on Nichitafaceeven more„fierce”.
看到他被吓成这样,尼基塔脸上的笑容愈发“狰狞”。
The nextquarter, Lancelotdisappears, the place that hewas ata moment agopresentedonepile of cornsimultaneously.
下一刻,兰斯洛特不见了,他刚才所在的地方同时出现了一堆玉米。Gao Wenxian of not far awayispanic, butcalms downimmediately, immediatelyponders the countermeasure.
不远处的高文先是惊慌失措,但立刻就冷静下来,马上思考对策。
The whoever started the trouble should end it, mustletMordeandLancelotchanges the persononly to makethisfrom the corn„the cornSon of Heaven”do, butoneselfcando, only thentwochoices;first, to hold under duresshimcompelshimto obey;second, to speak the word of praisemadehimcalm down.
正所谓解铃还须系铃人,要让莫德蕾德和兰斯洛特从玉米变回人只能让这位“玉米天王”来做,而自己能做的只有两个选择,一是挟持他逼他就范,二是说好话让他消气。On the highhorse with patterned coloringgave up the firstchoice, becausenowis the evening, ownstrengthdoes not have is so strongduring the daytime, cannot do well itselfalsoto build.
高文马上放弃了第一个选择,因为现在已经是傍晚了,自己的实力没有白天那么强,搞不好自己也搭进去。Militaryis not good, that can only the communications.
武的不行,那就只能来文的了。ThereforetallwritingpassesafterNichitasalutessaid: „Cornyour highness, a moment agothatperson of stealing foodcornwasbecause the cornwas too delicious, ourthesecountry bumpkinshave not eaten such deliciouscornthereforenot to bearfor a while.”
于是高文过去对尼基塔行礼后说道:“玉米殿下,刚才那人偷吃玉米是因为玉米太好吃了,我们这些乡巴佬没吃过这么好吃的玉米所以一时没忍住。”„He, althoughis guilty, but the crimeis insufficientto be turned into the corn.”
“他虽然有罪,但罪不至于被变成玉米啊。”Nichitathought that thisyoung fellowlooksverypleasing to the eyes, sneers saying: „1grain of corncanplantto come out, 1cornhas5corn cobs, 1corn cobhas600grains of corn kernels, in the second quarterthisgrain of corncanturn into the merit9 milliongrains of corn kernels, in the third quarteris27 billiongrains of corn kernels, yousaid that hedid steal foodmycorn cobto cause the biglossestome?”
尼基塔觉得这小伙子看起来挺顺眼的,就冷笑一声说道:“一粒玉米可以种出来,一株玉米有五个玉米棒,一个玉米棒有600粒玉米粒,第二季这一粒玉米就能变成功900万粒玉米粒,第三季就是270亿粒玉米粒,你说他偷吃了我的一个玉米棒给我造成多大的损失?”tallwritingis somewhat helplessto his quibbling, what nowis most importantischanges the two, therefore can only plead: „The corn that theyturn into is very possibleis not the improved variety, the fundamentaltypeso manycorn, might as wellmakethemtakeworking and restingto provideto compensateasyou.”
高文对他这种强词夺理有些无奈,但现在最重要的是把那两人变回来,所以只能恳求道:“他们变成的玉米很可能不是良种,根本种不出那么多的玉米啊,不如让他们以劳逸为您提供赔偿好了。”Nichitapinched the chinto ponder, pressedCharles the method of the distant placepasses messageto saya moment ago: „Good, Ichangethem, butyoumustplant200,000kilogramscorn kerneltome, otherwise, hmph hmph......”
尼基塔捏着下巴思考了一下,就按着刚才查尔斯从远处传音过来的方法说道:“那好,我就把他们变回来,不过你们要给我种出20万公斤的玉米粒,不然,哼哼哼哼……”tallWenmarepliedother day: „Icomply, Ipromiseyouforthem!”
高文马上回答道:“我答应,我代他们答应您!”So long as the personis all righton the line, after otherthingscan, said.
只要人没事就行,其它事情可以以后再说。
The nextsecond, the corn of grounddisappears, is rolling upLancelotandMorde of bodyappearsin the place that was ata moment ago, the bodyis giving off the lightcornfragrance.
下一秒,地上的玉米不见了,蜷缩着身子的兰斯洛特和莫德蕾德出现在刚才所在的地方,身上散发着淡淡的玉米香气。Nichitawalked, otherGao Wenhepeoplehelped uptwo peopleimmediatelyin the past.
尼基塔走了,高文和其他人马上过去扶起两人。tallwritingaskedthem: „Nowhow do youfeel?”
高文问他们:“你现在感觉怎么样?”Lancelotstupidlysaid: „Periphery corn, Isawa moment ago is completely the corn.”
兰斯洛特傻傻地说道:“玉米,刚才我看见周围全部都是玉米。”Mordecould not masterwhat happened, recoveredlatersaid: „How, Isuddenlydiscovereda moment agooneselfincornpile?”
莫德蕾德搞不懂发生了什么事,回过神来之后说道:“刚才怎么了,我突然发现自己在玉米堆里面?”NicolaDemon Kingdelivered tothemwith the transmissiontechniquea moment agoinwicker basket that installed the corn, imprisonedtwo peopleactionwhile convenient, thereforeLancelotreallythinksoneselfchanged the corn.
刚才尼古拉魔王用传送术把他们送到了装玉米的箩筐里面,顺便禁锢了两人的行动,所以兰斯洛特真以为自己变玉米了。Howeverthesetwofellowsare Lane Charlescome back, thisgoodswill not do the matter dead.
不过这两个家伙是查尔斯回来的,这货不搞事就会死。Therefore, whenLancelotjuststood, the product on facebecomes is extremely suddenly strange.
所以,当兰斯洛特刚站起来的时候,脸上的产品突然变得极其古怪起来。
The crowdsseeinhissuchheartonestartled, for fear that„the cornSon of Heaven”reneges on a promise, makinghimturn into the cornagain, thereforeeveryonewill draw backsubconsciouslyin the futureonestep.
围观群众看见他这样心中一惊,生怕“玉米天王”出尔反尔,让他再一次变成玉米,所以所有人下意识地往后退了一步。
The nextsecond, underglare of the public eye, a maize cobfellfromLancelot'spants leg.
下一秒,在众目睽睽之下,一个玉米棒子从兰斯洛特的裤筒里掉了出来。Gao Wenxianstares, thensighsreluctantly, the corn that picks up the groundsilentlyforces in Lancelot'spocket.
高文先是一愣,然后无奈地叹了一口气,默默捡起地上的玉米塞进兰斯洛特的口袋里。Soon, humanherespreads a terrifyingstory, finallywas also moved the screen.
不久之后,人类这边流传起一个恐怖的故事,最后还被搬上了荧幕。Storysaid,demon racehas„the cornSon of Heaven” a wordnot to turn into the cornat earliest convenience, a heroicknightbecameonepile of cornunfortunately, althoughhechangedwith the help of anotherheroicknight, butlacked a spare part, a giantcornfellfrom the pants leg.
故事里说,魔族有位“玉米天王”一言不合就把人变成玉米,一位英勇的骑士不幸成了一堆玉米,虽然在另一位英勇骑士的帮助下他变回来了,但缺了点零部件,一根巨大的玉米从裤筒里掉出来了。
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