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#30: Is wild with rage the world person

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Xu Fengnian just wanted mute sword crazy there to ask for advice so-called sword qi, actually hears one to kill the pig to wail to resound, brings the sad and shrill weeping voice that died the parents, Xu Fengnian turns around with a smile, saw that a big meatball tumbled, withstands brunting of 300 jin (0.5 kg) big meatball with the Embroidered Winter Blade sheath rapidly, dares so not to attend to the facial skin before Your Highness Heir ** obsequious attitude, only had Chu Lushan this plump rare and beautiful flowers. 徐凤年刚想要去哑巴剑痴那里领教所谓的剑气,却听到一阵杀猪般哀嚎响起,带着死了爹娘的凄厉哭腔,徐凤年笑着转身,看到一颗大肉球连滚带爬了过来,迅速拿绣冬刀鞘顶住三百斤大肉球的冲势,敢在世子殿下面前如此不顾脸皮**媚态的,也就只有褚禄山这朵肥硕奇葩了。 Is seeing dark-skinned Xu Fengnian, by nickname Ball Lu fatty nasal mucus tears, was partly squatted strenuously in the Heir under foot, white Fei both hands is grasping the Embroidered Winter Blade sheath, chokes with sobs. 见着了皮肤黝黑的徐凤年,被绰号禄球儿的胖子一把鼻涕一把眼泪,吃力半蹲在世子脚下,白肥双手握着绣冬刀鞘,泣不成声。 Xu Fengnian most likes looking at the Ball Lu exaggerating affection, sees time one happy one time, as for truth, so long as a xu character royal flag day not but actually, that really arrived cannot again real. 徐凤年最喜欢看禄球儿的夸张作态,见一次开心一次,至于真伪,只要徐字王旗一天不倒,那就都是真到不能再真了。 Xu Fengnian extracts the scabbard, patted the cheeks of solemn kilo Newton Longwu General, „gets up the speech, from the third grade military commander, kneels down to me, without hearing has knelt to your parents, heard you to be all right actually takes the two old to vent anger, highly improper. Right, Ball Lu, did Xu Xiao deliver to your matter gets through?” 徐凤年抽出刀鞘,拍了拍堂堂千牛龙武将军的脸颊,“起来说话,从三品的武将,给我下跪,也没听说给你爹娘跪过,倒是听人说你没事就拿两老出气,成何体统。对了,禄球儿,徐骁交付给你的事情办完了？” Chu Lushan can ignore cleaning to crawl several buckets of sweat that Wudang crawls, sets out difficultly, fat is trembling, really did not know how his maid concubine can bear 300 jin (0.5 kg) meat to extrude, the fat ball of plump flattered to say with a smile: „Completed 7788, remaining point, some people are staring, cannot have the loophole, only waits for your highness to examine. The Ball Lu parents are two to never revere goods, lives me, did a good deed, why to make me kneel, Your Highness Heir, the wise supernatural might, a person monopolized the world ability eight fights actually, today practices blade great accomplishment, was not civil and military complete in both, knelt down dead to the palace is willing. Your highness, on this mountain is really not the person dull place, Ball Lu asked your highness to return to Royal Residence with great courage, hey, Ball Lu this went out the management, sought one pair to your highness that side Jiangnan Circuit Twin Lotuses One Stalk of person, was young, actually lived such as plentifully such as the beautiful woman, Your highness, can pick!” 褚禄山顾不得擦拭身上爬武当爬出来的几桶汗水,艰难起身,一身肥肉颤颤巍巍,真不晓得他的婢女侍妾如何受得了三百斤肉挤压,圆滚滚的胖球谄媚笑道:“办妥七七八八了,剩下点儿,有人盯着,出不了漏洞,只等殿下检验。禄球儿爹娘是两个为老不尊的货色,也就把我生下来,做了件好事,凭什么让我去跪,倒是世子殿下,英明神武,一人独占了天下才气八斗,今儿练刀大成,可不就是文武双全了,给殿下跪死都心甘情愿。殿下,这山上真不是人呆的地方啊,禄球儿斗胆请殿下回王府,嘿,禄球儿这趟出门办事,在江南道那边给殿下寻到一对可人的并蒂莲,才豆蔻年华,却生得如丰腴如美妇,殿下,可以采撷了！” Xu Fengnian is gloomy the face, „Twin Lotuses One Stalk?” 徐凤年阴沉着脸,“并蒂莲？” Does not know how to provoke the Chu Lushan brain racing of Your Highness Heir, remembers that old servant who suddenly lacks the front tooth, the sword in nine seems like the sword two then to be called as Twin Lotuses One Stalk, this fatty hurried the oneself fan two palms of the hand, strength Dodge was big, was unambiguous, the whole piece face red-roasted pork, lamented to say likely: „Small damn!” 不知怎么惹恼了世子殿下的褚禄山脑筋急转,冷不丁想起那个缺门牙的老仆,剑九中似乎剑二便称作并蒂莲,这胖子赶紧自己扇了两巴掌,力道奇大,一点不含糊,整张脸像红烧肉,悔恨道:“小的该死！” Xu Fengnian has hugged the Chu Lushan shoulder, said with a smile: „Takes a look, our two brothers sentiments, estranged? this Heir frightens, did you also take seriously? Then should slap.” 徐凤年搂过褚禄山肩膀,笑道:“瞧瞧,咱们哥俩感情,生分了吧？本世子吓唬一下,你还当真了？这才该掌嘴。” Ball Lu makes an effort to nod, ruthlessly fan oneself two slaps in the face. Makes noise, is exceptionally resounding, absolutely is the vigor that used last night to nurse. Chu Lushan in Liang land ominous brightly displayed, achieved the too numerous to mention levels truly, one is so long as were heard to have the pretty woman to give birth by him, must seize to snatch your family place, nurses. If milk- water is good, the fate is good, is satiated with food and wine then to be hit to enjoy the silver coins to deliver, if not good, must be hacked by him **. 禄球儿使劲点头,又狠狠扇了自己两耳光。啪啪作响,异常响亮,绝对是用出了昨晚吃奶的劲。褚禄山在凉地凶名昭彰,真正做到了罄竹难书的层次,其中一条就是只要被他听闻有貌美妇人生子,就要掳抢到府上,吃奶。若奶-水上佳,下场还好,吃饱喝足便被打赏银两送出去,若不好,就要被他剐去**。 This grade of wolf, actually makes the dog in Beiliang Royal Residence. But this dog, followed Great Pillar of State to go on an expedition the north and south in the past, actually also once did to shoulder Xu Xiao to keep off the magnificent feats of enough 11 swords in the battlefield. Therefore after Xu Xiao confers the title of prince upon, promised that adopted son Chu Lushan may commit 11 capital crime not dead. 这等豺狼,却从来都是在凉王府里做狗。可这条狗,当年追随大柱国征战南北,却也曾做过在战场上背负徐骁挡下足足十一剑的壮举。所以徐骁封王后许诺义子褚禄山可犯十一死罪而不死。 Several other adopted sons, have the faction respectively, actually all spurns to Chu Lushan, for example Yuan Zuozong has not looked straight at this fatty, let alone person slaughter Chen Zhibao said simply in the future must select the heavenly light the Ball Lu corpse. 其余几位义子,各有派系,却全都对褚禄山十分唾弃,例如袁左宗就从没正眼过这胖子,更别说人屠陈芝豹干脆放话将来要将禄球儿的尸体点了天灯。 Xu Fengnian brings Chu Lushan to arrive at Xixiangchi, immediately is cool, looks that the sphere squatted to hold some water to sprinkle cautiously on the face, Xu Fengnian smiled to ask: „laboriously climbs mountains, is not always only wants to call out several before me?” 徐凤年带着褚禄山来到洗象池,顿时清凉,看着圆球小心翼翼蹲下去捧了些水泼在脸上,徐凤年笑问道:“辛辛苦苦上山,总不是只想在我面前嚎叫几声的吧？” Chu Lushan raised the head to say with a smile: „Recently some interesting rumor, feared your highness on mountain lonely, wants saying that listens to your highness, the good solution to recover from fatigue.” 褚禄山抬头笑道:“最近有些趣闻,怕殿下在山上寂寞,想说给殿下听,好解解乏。” Xu Fengnian is interested saying: „The Ball Lu warm heart, hurries to mention listens.” 徐凤年感兴趣道:“还是禄球儿暖心,赶紧说来听听。” Chu Lushan sits in the stone, delighted say/way: „First was Wu Family Sword Tomb had/left a young talent swordsman, called Wu Liuding, 20 years old then had/left that Sword Tomb, descended the mountain to challenge the world well-known swordsman, have not been defeated, immediately must arrive jump over Wang Jian chi, soon had a good play. This swordsmanship surnamed Wu is very good, the single single sword arrives at south from north, although has not contested with the first grade expert, may die the expert under his sword, 67 are to become famous for dozens years pricks the hand the hard idea, but Ball Lu thought that his sword is fierce, compared with the blade of your highness, was the embroidery needle. young of time latest chapter elapsed starry sky” 褚禄山一屁股坐在石头上,眉飞色舞道:“第一件是吴家剑冢出了一位年轻的天才剑士,叫吴六鼎,二十岁便出了那座剑冢,下山挑战天下知名剑客,至今还没有败绩,马上就要到达越王剑池,想必很快就有一场好戏。这姓吴的剑法十分不错,独身单剑从北走到南,虽说尚未跟一品高手过招,可死于他剑下的好手,有六七个都是成名几十年的扎手硬点子,不过禄球儿心想他的剑再厉害,比起殿下的刀,就是绣花针了。逝去的星空之年轻时代最新章节” Xu Fengnian smiles, shows neither approval nor disapproval, the look hinted Ball Lu then to say. 徐凤年笑眯眯,不置可否,眼神示意禄球儿接着说。 Ball Lu wiped on the face to have the pool then to be covered the hot water drop by his body temperature, continued saying: „Following two were related with Second Prefecture Princess, before two ten-day periods, Second Prefecture Princess in Higher Yin Academy small Libationer that when monitors an exam, before to one, Western Shu scholars five-character jueju grading, commented indecently four characters, that scholars were not convinced, then asked that the world poetry everyone who can be pleasant, Your highness, how can you know Second Prefecture Princess to say? Second Prefecture Princess one critically punctuates, almost in all literary giant famous litterateurs the dynasty provoked! She commented Song Qimen lexical meaning dispirited, performing was the boudoir obscene, lives abroad to sport with prostitutes the sentiment. Comments official scholar Yuan deep red, class/flow of Shen Haitang, the flare angle, skill, but intent is weak, seeking fame, the overall talent is not high, the interest is not high, cannot be called poetry everyone. Comments Higher Yin Academy poetry everyone peaceful/late Ji to say the short chapter of snatch, pure, no matter what the sounds of nature, cannot see the manpower time. Even Second Prefecture Princess teacher yellow has not escaped, was commented specially the Lord interest, but few historical facts, for example poor family beautiful woman, although extremely beautiful lush, but deficiency riches and honor deportment! Finally that arrogant scholars were scared, does not have the arrogance again, must inquire how low voice current dynasty first word immortal Li Fujian works as. Has not thought that Second Prefecture Princess still critically punctuates only may say the poem of sentences and phrases not deer velvet, cannot be called as for the word, read not to sing. As for Li Fujian, other miscellaneous personnel, all read not to read continually.” 禄球儿抹了抹脸上才出池子便被他体温捂热的水珠,继续说道:“接下来两件就都是与二郡主有关了,两旬前二郡主在上阴学宫当监考的小祭酒,给一位前西蜀士子一首五言绝句评分,评了不堪入目四字,那士子不服气,便问天下诗词大家谁能入眼,殿下,你可知二郡主是如何说的？二郡主一番评点,几乎把王朝里所有的文豪名士都惹恼了！她评宋祁门词意萎靡,尽是闺房淫亵、羁旅狎妓之情。评大学士元绛,沈海堂、张角之流,技巧而意弱,沽名钓誉,总体才情不高,意趣不高,远不能称为诗词大家。评上阴学宫诗词大家晏寄道短章小令,纯任天籁,看不出个人力功夫。连二郡主的老师苏黄都不曾逃过一劫,被评专主情致,而少故实,譬如贫家美人,虽极妍丽丰美,而中乏富贵仪态！最后那恃才傲物的士子傻眼了,再无气焰,只得小声询问当朝第一词仙李符坚又当如何。不曾想二郡主依然评点只可称句读不茸之诗,不可称作为词,念得唱不得。至于李符坚之下,其余闲杂人等,皆是连读也读不得。” Chu Lushan said pants, is in high spirits. Mentioned strangely, a Great Pillar of State pair of female, Xu Zhihu abhorred Ball Lu unexpectedly, wishes one could to kill cleanly. Is prestige outstanding Xu Weixiong not excessively is on the contrary repugnant about this fatty, fools around together with Chu Lushan regarding younger brother Xu Fengnian, has not inquired. 褚禄山说得气喘吁吁,神采飞扬。说来奇怪,大柱国双女,徐脂虎对禄球儿竟是深恶痛绝,恨不得打死干净。反倒是声誉卓绝的徐渭熊对这个胖子并无过多反感,对于弟弟徐凤年跟褚禄山厮混,也从没有过问。 Xu Fengnian haha said with a smile: „But then good, the world scholars must be wild with rage to stamp one's foot.” 徐凤年哈哈笑道:“这下可好,天下士子都得气疯跳脚了。” Ball Lu hehe said: „Your highness is wise, this evaluation study palace, the world scolded the sound to be agitated, my journey, dares to write to criticize Second Prefecture Princess while convenient absurdly from pulling rank the fly wasp one shakes the tree the fellow striking off ten fingers.” 禄球儿嘿嘿道:“殿下英明,这番评语一出学宫,天下骂声汹汹,我这趟出行,就顺便把一个敢撰文指摘二郡主妄自托大蚍蜉撼树的家伙给砍去了十指。” Xu Fengnian slightly crosses this unintentionally, asked: „Last?” 徐凤年有意无意略过这一茬,问道:“最后一件？” Chu Lushan looks the sinister aspect: „Has not to know the young man who where jumps runs Higher Yin Academy, must play chess with Second Prefecture Princess, said that must study the ancient to come one to work as the lake ten games.” 褚禄山面露凶相:“有个不知道哪里蹦出来的年轻男子跑去上阴学宫,要与二郡主下棋,说要学古人来一个当湖十局。” Xu Fengnian being astonished different way: „My did Second Elder Sister pay attention?” 徐凤年讶异道:“我二姐理会了？” In the foreheads is murderous intention Chu Lushan sighs one, helpless said: „Second Prefecture Princess complied, ten world ten games, five wins and five losses.” 眉宇间俱是杀机的褚禄山叹息一声,无奈道:“二郡主答应了,十天下了十局,五胜五负。” Xu Fengnian smiles to ask: „I guess 19 that 12 checkerboards, rather than my Second Elder Sister creates?” 徐凤年笑问道:“我猜还是那十二道棋盘,而不是我二姐所创的十九道？” Chu Lushan nods. 褚禄山点了点头。 Xu Fengnian understands clearly said: „I.e. that person of chess strength is good, did not have the qualifications to maneuver among groups in 19 with my elder sister.” 徐凤年了然道:“这就是说那人棋力再好,也还没资格与我姐在十九道上纵横捭阖。” The Maitreya religion build Chu Lushan murderous intention collects, immediately follows to be complacent. 弥勒体型的褚禄山杀机敛去,马上跟着得意洋洋起来。 Xu Fengnian said with a smile: „Your such a was boasted, I recall a matter actually, my Second Elder Sister is unhappy I to practice the blade, I descend the mountain to flatter well am good.” 徐凤年笑道:“被你这么一咋呼,我倒是记起一件事,我二姐不喜我练刀,我下山得好好拍马屁才行。” Ball Lu narrows to become Fenger, seems especially happy. 禄球儿眯眼成缝儿,似乎格外开心。 Xu Fengnian sets out saying: „I must practice the blade, you descend the mountain goes to the vegetable garden to pick two Cucumber to taste, your fatty does not have the meat not happy, occasionally is vegetarian, lives for a long time.” 徐凤年起身道:“我还要练刀,你下山的时候去菜园子摘两根黄瓜尝尝,你这胖子无肉不欢,偶尔吃点素的,才活得长久。” Chu Lushan hurries to set out, a face is grateful. 褚禄山赶紧起身,一脸感激涕零。 Xu Fengnian takes off the clothing, places the shore Embroidered Winter Blade, a fish dive pricks the deep deep pool. 徐凤年脱去衣衫,将绣冬刀放在岸边,一个鱼跃刺入深潭。 Chu Lushan picked two Cucumber , is nothing more or less. Walked column fragrant time, after the guard meets, slowly descends the mountain, when he climbs mountains what walks is main road that is entered by the Dark Warrior Must Rise memorial arch, descended the mountain to select the Liang land pilgrim the southern Shintoism that climbed mountains to offer incense in worship, twenty li (0.5 km) road, mountain peak like bamboo shoots, river, if practiced. Chu Lushan is silent, even the Cucumber buttocks gnaw to nip into the abdomen, the guard commands is a kills people such as flax grandiose military commander, relates well with the master and servant of this Great Pillar of State adopted son, partly played to say a General good aesthetic pleasure, even Cucumber was interested. Chu Lushan falls without delay on a palm of the hand, rudely, extremely ruthless spicy, that military commander knocking down several teeth, that person of even/including blood led the tooth to swallow the belly together, crawls to kneel on the ground, trembling. 褚禄山摘了两根黄瓜,一手一根,不多不少。走了一柱香时间,与侍卫碰头后,缓缓下山,他上山时走的是由玄武当兴牌坊而入的主道,下山挑了条凉地香客上山敬香的南神道,二十几里路,山峰如笋,大河如练。褚禄山沉默不语,连黄瓜屁股都啃咬入腹,侍卫统领是一名杀人如麻的壮硕武将,与这位大柱国义子的主仆关系不错,就半玩笑着说了一句将军好雅兴,连黄瓜都有兴趣。褚禄山二话不说就一巴掌摔出去,势大力沉,极为狠辣,把那武将给打落了数颗牙齿,那人却连血带牙一起吞下肚子,匍匐跪在地上,战战兢兢。 Was teased by Your Highness Heir even pats face Ball Lu with a laugh to be unemotional, walks on the mountain road, looked that does not look at that panic-stricken commanding extremely, but then looked at reaching to the sky Lotus Flower Peak, said gently: „I really do not suit on the mountain.” 被世子殿下调侃甚至拍脸都笑呵呵的禄球儿面无表情,走在山道上,看也不看那个惊恐万分的统领,只是回头望了一眼高耸入云的莲花峰,轻轻道:“我果然不适合在山上。” The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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