TSPOHB :: Volume #1

#169: Annoying


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( Chapter 2) (第二章) The Xu Fengnian calm face goes out of town to visit a grave with that Old Sword God together, accompanying Qing Niao brought to know the chapter of city most famous Chinese angelica liquor, Li Chungang taunts: So became the nonsense important matter tenderheartedly. In the world poor man are how many, how you have three heads and six arms, worries about?” 徐凤年沉着脸与那老剑神一同出城上坟,随行的青鸟带了知章城最富盛名的当归酒,李淳罡嘲讽道:“这般心软成得了狗屁大事。天底下可怜人何其多,你有三头六臂还是怎的,顾得过来?” The Xu Fengnian supercilious look said: To the confrontation among three forces is not pleasing to the eyes in Martial Dao Xuanyuan Aristocratic Family, gets the handle with great difficulty, does not go to bull Dagang restless, really sorry is pursued by Xuanyuan Qingfeng in the past expels. The Xuanyuan big rock does not regard as the dishes the sister and brother, hey, this Heir lets arrive at the meat of mouth to delimit on being bent on having own plate, he or is convinced, although acted, when the time comes at the worst the old seniors came sword to open Heavenly Gate again a time.” 徐凤年白眼道:“本就对三足鼎立于武道轩辕世家不顺眼,好不容易抓住把柄,不去牯牛大岗闹腾一下,就真对不起当年被轩辕青凤追撵了。轩辕大磐不是将姐弟视作盘中餐吗,嘿,本世子就偏要让到嘴的肉划到自个儿盘里,他要不服气,尽管出手好了,到时候大不了老前辈再来一次剑开天门嘛。” The Old Sword God squint said: „Can your boy not plan the old man all day long? Now does not have the Jiang Ni girl to support to you, really provoked the old man, opened Heavenly Gate to the sword you.” 老剑神斜眼道:“你小子能不能别成天算计老夫?现在没有姜泥丫头给你撑腰,真惹恼了老夫,就把你给剑开天门了。” The Xu Fengnian shift topic asked: „Are that Xuanyuan old goods a character? Heard that this anomaly one day non- star group consisting of four stars in draco, takes two eyeball suddenly/violently Chi, the cheekbones red like the fire, the skin to have a falling-out wants to pull out, listening to the resembles to overstate.” 徐凤年转移话题问道:“那轩辕老货是怎样个人物?听说这变态一日不御女,就要两睛暴赤,颧红如火,肤欲裂筋欲抽,听着像走火入魔嘛。” Sheepskin Mr. Qiu thinks, the mouth awry said: That lacks savoir-faire, but how can also.” 羊皮裘老头儿想了想,歪嘴道:“就那个死样,还能怎么样。” Helpless Xu Fengnian said: Said carefully, immediately must go to Huishan to wreck the event, must know oneself and other side. If by some chance descends the mountain on a grand scale, the result rolls dingily descends the mountain, must laugh aloud by Xuanyuan Qingfeng that woman.” 徐凤年无奈道:“给仔细说道说道,马上要去徽山砸场子,总得知己知彼。万一大张旗鼓下山,结果灰溜溜滚下山,要被轩辕青凤那娘们笑掉大牙。” A Li Chungang face impatient facial expression, said superficially: This old ordinary man can calculate half Martial Dao talent probably, cannot compare Wang Xianzhi.” 李淳罡一脸不耐烦神情,轻描淡写道:“这老匹夫大概能算半个武道天才,比不上王仙芝。” Xu Fengnian whispered low voice: Nonsense, must be similar to Wang Xianzhi, bull Dagang that I also go.” 徐凤年小声嘀咕道:“废话,要跟王仙芝差不多,我还去个屁的牯牛大岗。” Old Sword God tramples in Your Highness Heir on the buttocks, then wants to beg the Chinese angelica liquor to satisfy desires with Qing Niao, finally was quarrelled indifferently, sighs, the old man of being bored to death spoke thoughtlessly saying: Your boy patronizes is showing off one's power before the sister and brother, does not know the immensity of heaven and earth! Although the Xuanyuan big rock submerges martial Ping, but high is not only low compared with Wang Mingyin, if not this fellow is too intelligent, anything wants to study, but also wants to be the best, if willing with all one's heart, to study the blade study blade, did not have the Gu Jiantang anything matter. Sounding these years he is lascivious does not fade, to never revere, without is so simple, this fellow is skilled in the Buddha morality and justice principle very much early, in addition when maturity is the inner strength is then deep, makes up Yang furnace taking advantage of the Yin cauldron, exorcises the heart barrier, once really fiddled with by him, is the ecliptic scarlet seal young card immortal, cultivation base almost compares favorably with big True Person in Daoism. On Huishan, your oneself is thinking over the office.” 老剑神一脚踹在世子殿下屁股上,回头想跟青鸟讨要当归酒解馋,结果被冷眼相向,叹了口气,百无聊赖的老头随口说道:“你小子光顾着在姐弟面前逞威风,不知天高地厚!轩辕大磐虽然没入武评,但比起王明寅只高不低,若非这家伙太聪明,什么都想学,还都想拔尖,如果肯一门心思,学刀就学刀,就没顾剑棠什么事情了。听上去这些年他是好色不衰,为老不尊,没这么简单,这家伙很早便精通佛道义理,加上壮年时便已是内力深厚,借阴鼎补阳炉,调伏心障,一旦真被他捣鼓成了,就是黄道赤篆小证长生,修为差不多媲美道门里的大真人。上不上徽山,你自己掂量着办。” Xu Fengnian rubbed the chin, considers this matter seriously. 徐凤年揉了揉下巴,一本正经思量这件事。 Old Sword God asked in a soft voice: Then to sister and brother Bi people, which you likes?” 老剑神轻声问道:“那对姐弟璧人,你到底喜欢哪个?” The Xu Fengnian corners of the mouth twitch saying: Old seniors you said that is not right.” 徐凤年嘴角抽搐道:“老前辈你这么说就不对了啊。” Old Sword God, said: Really, has that taking advantage of the fellow pearls and jade of your Spring Thunder Embroidered Winter double blade before, perhaps Murong Tonghuang is not necessarily able to look to glance by you. When you start to that White Fox Face, jump over later, you more cannot be victorious, the opportunity when the time comes even the overlord braces the bow hardly does not have. Actually the old man can teach your simple method, so long as you treat as the woman oneself then, that White Fox Face man on the man, in any case is also the first under heaven beautiful woman, you are not suffer a loss.” 老剑神哦了一声,自顾自道:“确实,有那个借你春雷绣冬双刀的家伙珠玉在前,恐怕那慕容桐皇未必能被你瞧上眼。那你啥时候对那白狐儿脸下手,越以后,你越打不过,到时候连霸王硬上弓的机会都没有。其实老夫可以传授你一个简单法子,你只要把自己当作女人即可,那白狐儿脸男人就男人,反正也是天下第一美人,你也不算吃亏。” Xu Fengnian was absolutely terrified immediately, had goosebumps, the having mind filled with grief and indignation. 徐凤年顿时毛骨悚然,起了一身的鸡皮疙瘩,满腹悲愤。 Li Chungang disdains saying: How, wants to fight against the old man?” 李淳罡不屑道:“咋的,想跟老夫打架?” Xu Fengnian flattered immediately: Where can, the boy also wait for old seniors sword adverse current six packs of waterfall, floods that bull Dagang.” 徐凤年马上谄媚道:“哪能啊,小子还等着老前辈一剑逆流六叠瀑,水淹那牯牛大岗。” Li Chungang disdains saying: Morality!” 李淳罡不屑道:“德性!” After leaving knows a chapter of city, walked a double-hour, searches an this solitary one grave Aratsuka with great difficulty. Three chi (0.33 m) this solitary one grave, the weed is insanely long, the Xu Fengnian squatting lower part of the body, cramps out the weeds that twines the tombstone, looks at this to set up three chi (0.33 m) inscription carved stone, keeps silent. Twenty years of cold wind suffers a period of prolonged rain, the handwriting motley is unclear, only saw that vaguely off and on remnant punctuates, sunrise East Sea, the rusticity wells up boundlessly ; Sunset Kunlun Mountains, the vault of heaven regression rests, Spring and Autumn Spring and Autumn duplicate/restores Spring and Autumn, the horse's hoof treads the variant pronunciation recitation,” I will include the universe, overwhelming and azure deep classmate. Old Sword God is idling being all right, then squats down to narrow the eyes to see that the epitaph of article break, expressed admiration. Xu Fengnian has taken the liquor from Qing Niao, slowly sprinkles before the grave. The grave in the mountain top, after pot liquor holds a memorial service, Xu Fengnian sits on the ground, looks to the distant field, thought aloud: My always article does is the incomprehensible nonsense , can only buy some poetry with the Beiliang scholars, Second Elder Sister said right, these that buys, mostly to bestow on the new word said worried, read to call in mating season like the embittered wife, is revolting to the ear. But in the grave that how cannot live much for several years, writes several 50 years of great wild goose industry, said that listens with mountain ghost?” 出知章城后走了一个时辰,才好不容易寻觅到一座孤坟荒冢。三尺孤坟,荒草疯长,徐凤年蹲下身,拔去缠绕墓碑的野草,望着这块树起不过三尺的墓志石刻,默不作声。二十几年寒风苦雨,字迹早已斑驳不清,只依稀断断续续见到残篇断句,“日出东海,地气涌茫茫;日落昆仑,天穹复归休”,“春秋春秋春秋,马蹄踏破读书声,”“吾将囊括宇宙,浩然与青冥同科”。老剑神闲着没事,便蹲下眯眼看着文章断裂的墓志铭,啧啧称奇。徐凤年青鸟拿过酒,慢慢洒在坟前。坟在山头,一壶酒祭奠后,徐凤年坐在地上,望向远方田野,自言自语道:“我一向文章作得是狗屁不通,也就只能花钱跟北凉士子买些诗词,二姐说得对,买来的这些,也大多是为赋新词强说愁,读出来就像怨妇叫春,不堪入耳。但坟里那位,怎么就不能多活几年,多写几句‘五十年鸿业,说与山鬼听’?” Old Sword God sat cross-legged to sit, takes off the boots, the finger dug out the toe, with smells before the nose, said with a smile lightly: Died died, clean. Inside the grave this, calculates well, but can also some people come to a grave. Like the old man, who after dying, brings the liquor to visit a grave, sweeps the graves to pull up weeds conveniently?” 老剑神盘膝而坐,脱掉靴子,手指抠了抠脚趾,拿在鼻前闻了闻,轻笑道:“死了就死了,一干二净。坟里头这位,算不错的了,还能有人来上个坟。像老夫,死后有谁来带着酒上坟,顺手扫扫墓拔拔草?” The Xu Fengnian nod said: Principle is this principle.” 徐凤年点头道:“理是这个理。” The old man is rubbing the sole board, turns the head to ask: Xu Boy, you thought that oneself is pitiful?” 老头搓着脚底板,转头问道:“徐小子,你觉得自己可怜?” Xu Fengnian speechless to say with a smile: I? What my his mother is solemn Beiliang Heir, previous dynasty that who had not said lives, when the cauldron food dies when the cauldron boils, I live not to need to worry about food or clothing on the gold and silver mountains, in the world on few compared with my life of luxury, currently the perpetual hereditary rank has personally continually, but also damn feels oneself to be pitiful, the really easy-to-use hair hung oneself, or suffocates with the chest of woman also good. Therefore these years the perishing country descendants and rivers and lakes assassins who go to Beiliang Royal Residence to suicide, only feel pitiful, without feeling how hatefully. Since is the Xu Xiao son, must this consciousness, where in the world have the truth that only enjoys happiness does not suffer not to starve frozen. Goes out before Old Huang travels, but also some resentment, this little while do not have.” 徐凤年哑然笑道:“我?我他娘的是堂堂北凉世子啊,前朝那个谁不是说过生当鼎食死当鼎烹吗,我生下来就金山银山衣食无忧,天底下就没几个人比我更钟鸣鼎食,现在连世袭罔替都有了,还他妈的觉得自己可怜,就真好用头发把自己吊死了,要不拿娘们的胸脯闷死也行。所以那些年去北凉王府寻死的亡国子孙和江湖刺客,只觉得可怜,没觉得如何可恨。既然是徐骁的儿子,就得有这个觉悟,世上哪有只享福不挨冻不挨饿的道理。跟老黄出门游历之前,还有些怨气,这会儿没了。” Old Sword God laughs saying: You can look on the bright side of thing.” 老剑神大笑道:“你倒想得开。” Xu Fengnian self-ridicules saying: Actually also worries.” 徐凤年自嘲道:“其实也愁啊。” Li Chungang smiles to ask: What worries?” 李淳罡笑问道:“愁什么?” Xu Fengnian pulls up a weed, points at the ball to go to the grassroots soil, places the mouth to chew carefully, said: This is not worrying is too difficult to learn two sleeve azure snakes.” 徐凤年拔起一根杂草,手指弹去草根泥土,放在嘴里细细嘴嚼,道:“这不正愁学不来两袖青蛇嘛。” Old Sword God bold gas channel/angrily said: Old man gives up study, like that is can it be that easy to learn.” 老剑神豪气道:“老夫绝学,岂是那般容易学到手的。” Xu Fengnian said in a soft voice: Actually I know that old seniors that 216 azure snakes, look like in the hammering, making Great Yellow Court of my within the body stabler. Can study two sleeve azure snake several points of essences as for me, all looks at the good fortune, is right?” 徐凤年轻声道:“其实我知道老前辈那两百一十六手青蛇,都是像在打铁,让我体内的大黄庭更稳固。至于我能学去两袖青蛇几分精髓,全看造化,对不对?” Li Chungang narrows the eye to say slowly: Your boy is not indeed stupid. Said that opens the frank and straightforward remark, two sleeve azure snakes originally sword move complicated to the extreme, almost does not have the mark to seek, you want to study are unable to start, opens Heavenly Gate as for that sword, pure is sword intent, you are also too difficult to learn.” 李淳罡眯眼缓缓道:“你小子的确不笨。说句敞亮话,两袖青蛇本就剑招繁复到了极点,几乎无迹可寻,你想学也无从下手,至于那一剑开天门,纯是剑意,你也学不来。” Xu Fengnian the face is heaving a sigh painstakingly, Qing Niao smiles. 徐凤年苦着脸唉声叹气,身后青鸟莞尔一笑。 Old Sword God also picks up weeds, chews, bah puts out, said: Then the old man is more troublesome, feeds to incur for you. Your boy do not aim too high, honest first 20 moves of knife skills that put all sorts of things together making solid. Actually the kungfu skill of old man, coping with Wang Mingyin was also enough.” 老剑神也捡起一棵野草,嚼了嚼,呸一口吐出,说道:“接下来老夫麻烦一些,替你喂喂招。你小子也别好高骛远,老老实实先把那东拼西凑的二十来招刀法给弄结实了。其实老夫的拳脚功夫,对付王明寅也足够了。” Does not wait for Xu Fengnian to speak, Old Sword God wiped the face, said: If Jiang Girl here, must say that the old man boasted does not have the rough draft.” 不等徐凤年说话,老剑神抹了抹脸,道:“要是姜丫头在这里,肯定得说老夫吹牛皮不打草稿。” Xu Fengnian hehe smiles. 徐凤年呵呵一笑。 Is thinking that hehe the miss, which corner also hides in waits to act? 想着那呵呵姑娘,又躲在哪个角落等着出手吧? Three people walk to descend the mountain, walk on the field trail. 三人走下山,行走在田间小径上。 Xu Boy, did you really ask Murong Tonghuang beautiful woman not to have the idea to that?” 徐小子,你真对那叫慕容桐皇的美人没想法?” „......” “……” Twin Lotuses One Stalk that this hero female is difficult to distinguish, may be called the extraordinary quality, by old man this and other outstanding visions, is once in hundred years. Really doesn't move?” “这种雄雌难辨的并蒂莲,堪称仙品,以老夫这等卓绝眼光来看,也是百年一遇。真不动心?” „......” “……” Can move! Old man time can your beast act, look but not see.” “可以动心!老夫这次可以对你的禽兽行径,视而不见。” „......” “……” You work as that Murong Tonghuang are woman, late lights a lamp one black, whom you recognize are Murong Wuzhu who is Murong Tonghuang, obtains whose hero who female?” “你就当那慕容桐皇是女子嘛,晚上灯一黑,你认得出谁是慕容梧竹谁是慕容桐皇,分得出谁雄谁雌?” „......” “……” Boy, you breaks wind actually.” “小子,你倒是放个屁啊。” Old seniors, I am also the present fight not to be victorious you!” “老前辈,我也就是现在打架打不过你!” What? The young brat, do not think that the old man helps you feed to incur, later takes two sleeve azure snakes to straighten up in the same old way ruthlessly you.” “啥?小兔崽子,别想老夫帮你喂招,以后照样拿两袖青蛇狠狠拾掇你。” No!” “别啊!” „Do you eat this pair of Twin Lotuses One Stalk.” “那你吃不吃这一双并蒂莲。” Go away.” “滚。” Your boy suppressed quick more than one year, hasn't suppressed the internal injury?” “你小子憋了快一年多了吧,还没憋出内伤?” Go away!” “滚!” How a miserable character! The most beautiful women of so many peonies sway in, result cannot eat, miserable miserable.” “怎么一个惨字了得!这么多国色天香的绝代佳人在跟前晃荡,结果一个都吃不到,惨啊惨。” Old seniors, do I roll am good? “老前辈,我滚行不行? ...... …… Qing Niao walks in behind, is listening to Your Highness Heir and Old Sword God bickering, she smiles the clear water cotton rose. 青鸟走在后头,听着世子殿下与老剑神的斗嘴,她笑得清水芙蓉。 The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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