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#130: Eight forks

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The white horse has the Liangzhou Chapter 130 eight forks 白马出凉州第130章八叉 Jing'an Royal Consort sees only one to fear that has more than 300 jin (0.5 kg) fat pigs to roll from an extravagant carriage, died the ancestor 18 generations to wail, rolled before the carriage that Your Highness Heir has not taken again, helpless pitiful Jiang Ni lifted the curtain screen saying that fellow timidly not on this vehicle. 靖安王妃只见一头怕是有三百多斤重的肥猪从一架豪奢马车滚下来,死了祖宗十八代般哀嚎,再滚到世子殿下并未乘坐的马车前,可怜姜泥无奈掀开帘子怯生生说那家伙不在这辆车上。 In the fat pig air/Qi full calling out stops slightly, immediately punctures the person eardrum again, tumbles to the back carriage, did not mind that an expensive brocade clothes is smeared with mud, the plump kneels in the road suddenly, presses out two pits under the knee immediately, his tearful eyes dance, cannot attend to the nasal mucus tears, is only rending. 肥猪中气十足的嚎叫只是略微一停,马上就再度刺人耳膜,连滚带爬到后边的马车附近,丝毫不介意一身价格不菲的锦衣沾泥,扑通一声骤然跪在路里,立马在膝下压出两个坑来,他泪眼婆娑,顾不得鼻涕眼泪,只是撕心裂肺。 If the woman so strange affection, Pei Royal Consort can also accept reluctantly, but this big lump of fat trembles to call there ghost, is really absolutely terrified. 若是个女子这般古怪作态,裴王妃还能勉强接受,可这一大坨肥肉颤颤在那里鬼叫,实在是毛骨悚然。 She suddenly one startled, the complexion drastic change, who she recalled this fatty is, that Beiliang most had notorious history make the blood boil Ball Lu, regardless of men and women, so long as reduced in his hands, which did not live to might as well die, Pei Royal Consort withdrew subconsciously withdraws again, did not think that had the least bit to be funny, but all over the body lived coldly. Li Sword God pulled out the earwax, ignores. 她猛然一惊,脸色剧变,她记起这胖子是谁了,正是那北凉最劣迹斑斑令人发指的禄球儿,无论男女,只要沦落在他手里,哪一个不是生不如死,裴王妃下意识后撤再后撤,再不觉得有半点滑稽可笑,只是遍体生寒。李剑神掏了掏耳屎,置若罔闻。 Is advocating Xu Fengnian to go out of the compartment, jumps out of the car(riage), becomes accustomed, said lightly: „Fatty Chu, do not shout blindly, is a little good from the third grade kilo Newton military General demeanor.” 正主徐凤年走出车厢,跳下车,习以为常,平淡道:“褚胖子,别瞎嚷了,有点从三品千牛武将军的风度好不好。” Kneels on Chu Lushan of notorious by far Your Highness Heir, sobs saying: „Ball Lu this management is muddled, really did not have the face to return to Beiliang to see big General!” 论恶名昭彰远胜世子殿下的褚禄山跪地不起,抽泣道:“禄球儿这趟办事糊涂,实在没脸回北凉去见大将军了啊！” Xu Fengnian patted extremely fat cheeks of Chu Lushan with the Embroidered Winter Blade sheath, said ill-humoredly: „Do not install with me here pitifully, keeps a strength then to go to Xiangfan to sin.” 徐凤年拿绣冬刀鞘拍了一下褚禄山的臃肿脸颊,没好气道:“别在这里跟我装可怜,留点力气回头去襄樊造孽去。” Because of obese and almost seeks does not see Chu Lushan of eye to blast out a slit, is swaying setting out, still when was not bending the waist the stiff back, said with a smile gloomily: „Palace releases 100 hearts, allowing Ball Lu to stay for several days in Qingzhou, must benefit well does right by this Ping'an Prince!” 因肥胖而几乎寻不见眼睛的褚禄山炸开一条缝隙,摇晃着起身,仍是弯着腰尚未挺直腰杆时,阴森森笑道:“殿下放一百个心,容禄球儿在青州多呆几天,得好好造福一方才对得起这位靖安王！” Said that this saying, the surface toward Your Highness Heir, instantaneously is one bright uncouth such as the cow dung flower harmless face, gathered round transferred, rubbed to pinch the arm of Xu Fengnian again cautiously, felt relieved saying: „Fortunately, your highness is all right fortunately is lucky, otherwise Ball Lu ten thousand die to be able hardly absolve.” 说完这话,面朝世子殿下,瞬间就又是一张灿烂俗气如牛粪花的无害脸庞,围着转了一圈,再小心翼翼揉捏着徐凤年的手臂,如释重负道:“还好还好,殿下没事就是万幸,否则禄球儿万死难辞其咎。” Xu Fengnian said in a soft voice: „Plays turns over to play noisily noisily, do not delay the proper matter.” 徐凤年轻声道:“玩闹归玩闹,别耽误了正经事。” This fatty both hands have grown the knee gigantically, the earlobe like Buddha, hehe said: „Ball Lu cannot make the important matter of any great achievements, minor matter that may be unable to amount to something, is actually knows extremely well inborn.” 这胖子双手长过膝,耳垂硕大如佛陀,嘿嘿说道:“禄球儿做不出啥丰功伟业的大事,可上不得台面的小事,却是天生熟稔。” Pei Royal Consort looks that this look different two men talked in that side, seemed like the tender feeling, but she palm has been the sweat. Originally the related Beiliang deeds, is the hearsay, is the extremely tragic matter, having no immediate concern to oneself is not very eventually clear, after may arrive at the reed marsh, understands the goods that side Beiliang comes out, almost do not have one normally, Beiliang Heir of brandish sword, causes the azure clothes servant girl of spear/gun, with sheepskin Qiu Divine Immortal of sword, 100 own health/guard light cavalries, in addition at present this fat pig! 裴王妃看着这相貌迥异的两个男人在那边对话,看似温情,可她早已手心都是汗水。本来有关北凉的事迹,都是道听途说,便是惨绝人寰的事儿,事不关己终究不够真切,可到了芦苇荡后,才明白北凉那边出来的货色,几乎就没有一个正常的,耍刀的北凉世子,使枪的青衣女婢,用剑的羊皮裘老神仙,一百亲卫轻骑,再加上眼前这头肥猪！ Pei Nanwei was in Royal Residence a while ago, then heard this person to arrive in Qingzhou to let several hereditary scholar class beautiful women by the violent treachery, when lived to repatriate the family, it is said unexpectedly is only left over breast quan- room! Passed on a message a flesh white Yu young young lady of good family to be taken prisoner into the carriage on the street, was not the hemiprism fragrant time, the clothing disorderly corpse was then ejected the carriage in the path end, the Qingzhou big or small officials who always hid shortcomings to stick together no one dare to make noise the stop. 裴南苇前段时间身在王府,便听闻此人一到青州就让数位士族美妇人遭了毒手,其中一位活着遣返回家族时,据说竟然只剩下一只乳齤-房！更传言一名肌肤白腴的妙龄闺秀在街上被掳入马车,不到半柱香时间,衣衫凌乱的尸体便在道路尽头被抛出马车,一向护短抱团的青州大小官员无一人敢出声阻拦。 Xu Fengnian said unemotionally: „You return, here does not have your matter temporarily.” 徐凤年面无表情说道:“你回吧,这里暂时没你的事。” A Chu Lushan face is awkward, unexpectedly is a daughter's shy affection, looks secretly looks to here Pei Nanwei not only feels sick and scared. 褚禄山一脸为难,竟是一副小娘子扭捏的作态,看得偷望向这边的裴南苇既作呕又胆寒。 Xu Fengnian whips this 28 to pass through from the cheeks of third grade military commander with a smile, teased: „Really does not know that your several hundred jin (0.5 kg) meat are how long.” 徐凤年笑着拍打这位正二八经从三品武将的脸颊,打趣道:“真不知道你这几百斤肉怎么长出来的。” Chu Lushan smiles, the corner of the eye split vision glimpsed Jing'an Royal Consort, clearly recognized the status probably, regards as Your Highness Heir her naturally the perfectly justified something for one's own exclusive use toys, lascivious such as in the fatty look of life is not obscene- filthy, only one wipes gloomy that is unable to put things clearly. Pei Royal Consort almost heart and liver entirely to break, the hands and feet became tender sneaked into the compartment, does not dare to look on. 褚禄山嘿嘿一笑,眼角余光瞥见了靖安王妃,大概是认清了身份,自然而然将她视作世子殿下天经地义的禁脔玩物,好色如命的胖子眼神中并无淫-秽,唯有一抹说不清道不明的阴沉。裴王妃差点心肝俱碎,手脚发软地溜进了车厢,再不敢旁观。 Chu Lushan face not said: „Your highness, did Ball Lu this return?” 褚禄山一脸不舍说道:“殿下,禄球儿这就回了？” Xu Fengnian neither cold nor hot un, Chu Lushan hesitant, said your highness thin Ball Lu wished one could to shear the meat to get down to your highness, this turns to look back repeatedly at every step to ride the carriage, leading brave own health/guard of one group of tiger leopard wolves to depart. 徐凤年不冷不热嗯了一声,褚禄山犹豫了一下,说了句殿下清瘦了禄球儿恨不得割肉下来给殿下呐,这才一步三回头坐回马车,领着一帮虎豹豺狼的骁勇亲卫离去。 In this period brushed past with great halberd Ning Emei, underestimated one: „Useless thing, but also his mother is the Beiliang four teeth? Is a ball!” 期间与大戟宁峨眉擦肩而过,低估了一声:“没用的东西,还他娘的是北凉四牙？是个球！” Although Ning Emei the attitude to this big General adopted son despises, but makes a clear demarcation between public and private interests, has not had the slight contempt to Chu Lushan in the prominent meritorious military service in the Spring and Autumn country war bit by bit saving, hears this gloomy and cold sad talking incessantly, is only the forced smile, does not have any rebuttal. Xu Fengnian is disinclined to haggle over these minor matters, entered the compartment, is slightly crowded, kicks out near two gathering feet pitiful young kuis, more pitiful Pei Royal Consort shrank shrinking, with this sits in Jiang Ni of corner pastes by the same place, does not forget the apology to smile, Jiang Ni has had no hostility regarding attractive woman, if they with Your Highness Heir are not a passer-by are happy, therefore then responds with immediately politely smiles. 宁峨眉虽然对这名大将军义子的作风十分鄙夷,但公私分明,对褚禄山在春秋国战中一点一滴积攒出来的显赫战功并未有丝毫轻视,听到这句阴冷恻恻的唠叨,只是苦笑,没有任何反驳。徐凤年懒得去计较这些小事,进了车厢,略显拥挤,将两头凑到脚边的可怜幼夔踢出去,更可怜的裴王妃缩了缩,与本就坐在角落的姜泥贴靠在一起,不忘歉意一笑,姜泥对于好看的女子一直没什么敌意,如果她们跟世子殿下不是一路人的话更是开心,所以当下便客气地报以一笑。 Xu Fengnian cold sound said: „You go to another carriage, Pei Royal Consort, there is cleaned up the stain by you, do not forget oneself to fetch water.” 徐凤年冷声道:“你们去另外一辆马车,裴王妃,那里由你清理污迹,别忘了自己去打水。” Pei Nanwei has not been calculating at this matter, but asked: „Befriends with Chu Lushan this person, don't you fear by the retribution?” 裴南苇没有在这件事情上斤斤计较,而是问道:“与褚禄山这种人为伍,你不怕遭报应吗？” Xu Fengnian sits near Qing Niao, does not lift said: „Yu Youwei, you made Ning Emei say one to Chu Lushan, Pei Royal Consort want with him all night the long talk morals principle of righteousness.” 徐凤年坐近青鸟,头也不抬说道:“鱼幼薇,你去让宁峨眉跟褚禄山说一声,裴王妃想跟他彻夜长谈道德大义。” Pei Royal Consort bites the lip, in the eye the hatred is fearing intent to be half and half, observes closely the Xu Fengnian profile stubbornly. Yu Youwei takes the lead to leave the compartment, Pei Royal Consort for fear that Yu Youwei really makes one block that Ball Lu, hurries to catch up with Yu Youwei, sees her not to have really to thrust the fiery pit oneself the meaning, this relaxes secretly, when she lifts the curtain screen to see the bloodstain of full compartment, as well as greets the nostrils the smell of blood that comes, does the delay at the scene, really need to listen to him to urge to make living of servant servant? In the bosom Wu Meiniang is also contaminating the Yu Youwei supple sound said of Xu Fengnian blood: „Everything always has for the first time. Can live well. Jing'an Royal Consort, walks, I lead you to go to the puddle.” 裴王妃咬着嘴唇,眼中恨意惧意各半,死死盯住徐凤年的侧脸。鱼幼薇率先离开车厢,裴王妃生怕鱼幼薇真去让人拦下那禄球儿,赶紧追上鱼幼薇,见她没有真要将自己推入火坑的意思,这才偷偷松了口气,只是当她掀开帘子看到满车厢的血迹,以及扑鼻而来的血腥味,呆滞当场,难道真要听他驱使去做下人仆役的活？怀中武媚娘还沾染着徐凤年鲜血的鱼幼薇柔声道:“凡事总有第一次的。能活着就好。靖安王妃,走吧,我带你去水潭。” Xu Fengnian has sat in meditation, always grips a hand of Qing Niao gently. 徐凤年一直静坐下去,始终轻柔握住青鸟的一只手。 In the curtain of night, that side Chu Lushan, sat kilo Newton military General two in compartment like a hill narrows the seam thin, in the hand takes a succeeded in obtaining confidential report, dense and numerous, all was the Ping'an Prince mansion news, regardless of the size were thick or thin, even Heir Zhao Xun hiding raised a canary that seemed like Jing'an Royal Consort recorded in the book, but was short of the specific address. 夜幕中,褚禄山那边,如同一座小山坐在车厢内的千牛武将军两眼细眯成缝,手上拿着一份早就到手的密报,密密麻麻,全是靖安王府的消息,不论大小粗细,连世子赵珣隐蔽饲养了一名貌似靖安王妃的金丝雀都记录在册,只是少了具体地址而已。 Chu Lushan puts down the confidential report, the both hands ten fingers folds alternately in the abdomen. 褚禄山放下密报,双手十指交叉叠在腹部。 Mentioned unmanned meeting to believe this military career by the fat pig that became famous brutally once by Tide Listening Pavilion Li Yishan to be said soldier eight forks, this may not be a derogatory meaning, but quite looked at the Chu Lushan scholarship high, Li Yishan said personally the Chu Lushan creativeness was beautiful, labor in Xiaofu, excelled at detaining the officer rhyme, but eight folded the hands but the rhyme became. Generally speaking, in literary arena Shilin rapier-like wit, several steps become the poem is the greatest skills, but the fat pig of this hobby person milk actually may fold the hands to make the poetry eight times, and can be good, this saying to be critically punctuated by Li Yishan personally, naturally does not have any moisture content. 说来无人会信这头军旅生涯以残酷扬名的肥猪曾被听潮亭李义山笑称褚八叉,这可并非贬义,而是相当高看了褚禄山的才学,李义山亲口说褚禄山才思绮丽,工于小赋,擅押官韵,可八叉手而韵成。一般来说,文坛士林中才思敏捷者,数步成诗便已是莫大的本事,可这头嗜好人奶的肥猪却可八次叉手做诗词,并且能够不俗,这话由李义山亲口评点,当然没有任何水分。 Xu Fengnian did not believe at first, afterward has to believe that asked why one time face to face this Ball Lu did not depend on this to seize the academic honor in the past, has not thought that this fat pig smiled to say the man made the boudoir sound, was unfair to the crotch old bird. 徐凤年起先也不信,后来不得不信,一次当面问这禄球儿当年为何不靠这个搏取功名,不曾想这头肥猪笑眯眯说男子做闺音,便太对不起胯下老鸟了。 Who can think in the Beiliang army, civil and military has both the first person, is this only has ominous spreading Ball Lu? 谁能想到北凉军中,文武兼备第一人,是这唯有凶名流传的禄球儿？ The Chu Lushan ten fingers forked several forks gently, each time personal name of a fork on report. 褚禄山十指轻轻叉了几叉,每次一叉就报上一个人名。 Has Ping'an Prince first wife's eldest son Zhao Xun, there are several other sons, after eight forks, leakproof, even several walk very much near Qingzhou governors not to let off with the Ping'an Prince mansion. 有靖安王的嫡长子赵珣,也有其余几名儿子,八叉过后,一个不漏,甚至连几名与靖安王府走得很近的青州封疆大吏都没放过。 Ball Lu opens eyes to smile like Maitreya religion, said: „Your these fellows were wash the clean buttocks!” 禄球儿睁眼笑如弥勒,道:“你们这些家伙是洗干净屁股了没！” The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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