TSPOHB :: Volume #1

#107: Young master wine and meat


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Lies down Wen Hua in pavilion looks to the old friend who several years has not seen, initially accompanied to travel together, he has envied the Xu Boy outstanding leather bag very much, on passing through the country rural cottage, if makes Xu Boy beg some grain water, will not return empty-handed mostly, wanting the opposite party is some experience superficial countrywomen, acted extravagantly, when they bestowed must pinch the hand of Xu Boy unavoidably, the brave woman will not pinch the cheek of Xu Boy while the husband with a smile, said a good good-looking young man, saw this scene each time, Wen Hua is not always getting a grip, his mother's crest of wave entire gave this boy. Snatched light/only, but gradually, Wen Hua also became accustomed, cracked a joke to instigate Xu Fengnian to go to the city simply the young lady of good family, when the Little Bai face resulted, Xu Boy ten had ** must stamp one's foot curses at people, saying the father was Liangzhou big aristocratic family, cannot lose this person at the most! Wen Hua cannot bear wants to smile, at the most greatly is big? Has resulted in the Beiliang Prince son greatly? This little while meets by chance again, looks at Xu Fengnian again, Wen Hua seems to think a little strange, roughly traded one not to know which heresy from turned the brocade/bright clothes that put on despicable airs, Wen Hua looked at some is not real, can it be that was Xu Boy seriously that side the Beiliang third-class powerful official descendants? Is the words, can this pack of scoundrels also be able to make? Wen Hua subconscious flexure the pants crotch, this made more than ten years of custom movements to be vulgar, but the Wen Hua itself/Ben is the country family background, then wants to change unable to change, Xu Fengnian then always took this to ridicule him in the past, said that later practiced the sword to bring forth a big positive result, with master's being a focus of public attention time to the war, went to the bird in flexure pants crotch suddenly, made sense? Expert? Will have the miss to admire you so not to have the chivalrous person of conformation? Wen Hua has considered this difficult problem very much seriously, but does not want to change, to do intentionally the elegant playboys who probably when for fear that changed oneself with that help/gang travelled for pleasure bumps into not to have two consistently. 躺在亭中的温华望向几年没见的故友,当初一起结伴游历,他一直很嫉妒徐小子的俊逸皮囊,每逢途经乡野村舍,若是让徐小子去讨要一些粮水,多半不会空手而归,要对方是些见识鄙陋的村妇,就更出手阔绰了,只是她们施舍时免不了要捏一捏徐小子的手,胆大的妇人趁着丈夫不在更会笑着去捏徐小子的脸蛋,道一声好俊俏的后生,每次见着这个场面,温华总不太得劲,他娘的风头全给这小子抢光了,不过久而久之,温华也就习以为常,开玩笑唆使着徐凤年干脆去城中闺秀当个小白脸得了,徐小子十有**都要跳脚骂人,说老子是凉州的顶天大的世家子,丢不起这人!温华忍不住就想笑,顶天大是多大?大得过北凉王的儿子吗?这会儿再度相逢,再看徐凤年,温华似乎觉得有点陌生,约莫是换了一身不知从哪个旁门左道拐来的锦衣,太人模狗样,温华瞧着有些不真实,徐小子莫不是当真是北凉那边的三流权贵子孙?是的话,这狐朋狗友还能做得成?温华下意识挠了挠裤裆,这个做了十几年的习惯动作难登大雅之堂,不过温华本就是乡野出身,便是想改也改不过来,徐凤年当年便总拿这个嘲笑他,说以后练剑练出个大名堂了,与高手对战的万众瞩目时刻,冷不丁去挠裤裆里的鸟,像话吗?还是高手吗?会有姑娘爱慕你这般没个正形的侠士?温华很一本正经地考虑过这个难题,可至今也没想去改,好像生怕改了自己就跟那帮游历时撞见的故作风雅纨绔子弟一致无二了。 Xu Fengnian looked at absolutely terrifiedly by Wen Hua, asked: How to come to Xiangfan?” 徐凤年温华看得毛骨悚然,问道:“怎么来襄樊了?” A Wen Hua face is disconsolate: Meets an admiring little mother, pursues.” 温华一脸惆怅道:“遇见个心仪的小娘,一路追来的。” Xu Fengnian said with a smile: You your dog cannot change to eat the excrement, initially which time did not see, so long as has the chest to have the buttocks, must admire, you are not a fussy eater, who has responded you?” 徐凤年笑道:“你啊你狗改不了吃屎,当初哪次不是见到个只要有胸脯有屁股的,都要心仪,你也不挑嘴,可有谁搭理过你?” Wen Hua sits the straight body, a face smiles badly, both hands made a perfectly round posture in the chest, said: This difference, really liked, the person beautiful, the heart was better, I felt after this whole life, only liked her.” 温华坐直身体,一脸坏笑,双手在胸口做了个滚圆姿势,啧啧道:“这次不一样,是真喜欢上了,人美,心更好,我觉得这辈子以后就只喜欢她了。” Xu Fengnian curls the lip to disdain saying: Pulls the bird you, is a miss before you, you like suffering extreme distress.” 徐凤年撇嘴不屑道:“扯鸟吧你,是个姑娘在你面前,你都喜欢得死去活来。” Wen Hua depends on the pillar, shakes the head saying: Cannot.” 温华靠着柱子,摇头道:“不会了。” Xu Fengnian sees the Wen Hua not joke, wonders saying: „Were you really dead set on? Is which unlucky miss? In the report the given name, I take a look.” 徐凤年温华不似玩笑,纳闷道:“你真死心塌地了?是哪家倒霉的姑娘?报上名号,我去瞅瞅。” Wen Hua scolded: Has bad luck! The offensive talk said front, do not want to undermine a wall, otherwise the brothers have not resulted in do!” 温华骂道:“倒霉个屁!丑话说前头,你别想挖墙脚,否则兄弟没得做!” Xu Fengnian gets angry: Father has traced the woman compared with you have seen also many, will be able to take a liking to the eye?!” 徐凤年怒道:“老子摸过的娘们比你见过的还多,会瞧得上眼?!” Wen Hua hmph hmph saying: Your what welldoing can I not know? Also is fiercest on the glib lips, the swindling and abducting knows extremely well actually, later has the miss to be blind by some chance has a liking for you, I am certainly blocking.” 温华哼哼道:“你什么德行我会不知道?也就嘴皮子最厉害,坑蒙拐骗倒是熟稔,以后万一有姑娘瞎了眼看上你,我一定去拦着。” Xu Fengnian depends on another pillar, sits facing each other, smiles saying: Your some were busy.” 徐凤年靠着另一根柱子,相对而坐,笑眯眯道:“那你有的忙了。” Wen Hua that physical strength has not gone to quarrel with Xu Fengnian, little said that little is hungry a point, holds that wooden sword to sit in repose with eyes closed. Xu Fengnian turns the head to look out to the thin Yang Lake ten scenery holds the this solitary one tower, thin Yang Lake is not only big on the lake, but is time-honored, when has not irrigated on the heavy rain, the lake water then runs rampant, if the prolonged drought bottoms dry, really cannot say that beautiful scene, afterward previous dynasty two big writers were the Qingzhou provincial governor, favors about thin Yang Lake especially, with opening the Yin sinus technique knocks out Wujing, develops to construct the stone culvert, this had today's thin Yang Lake, the prime minister lane then in the prime minister well because of Wujing acquires fame, the Spring and Autumn country fights the Chinese speaker to injure the country, but this lake is actually a common evidence that the connoisseur rules a nation, Xu Fengnian hears Wen Hua The belly is hungry cluck, is smiling the retracting line of sight, asked: Or do I make a wine and meat to come?” 温华没那个气力去跟徐凤年拌嘴,少说一句就少饿一分,抱着那柄木剑闭目养神。徐凤年转头遥望向瘦羊湖十景中的抱孤塔,瘦羊湖仅就湖而言并不大,但历史悠久,未修水利时每逢大雨,湖水便泛滥成灾,若是久旱则干涸见底,实在称不上美景,后来前朝两位大文人担任青州刺史,对瘦羊湖格外青睐,采用开阴窦手法凿出五井,拓建石涵,这才有了今天的瘦羊湖,相国巷便因五井中的相国井得名,春秋国战中文人误国,可此湖却是雅士治国的一个不起眼佐证,徐凤年听到温华肚子饿得咕咕叫,笑着缩回视线,问道:“要不我弄点酒肉过来?” Wen Hua suspects saying: Where on makes?” 温华怀疑道:“上哪弄去?” Xu Fengnian gave the hand signal of but actually liquor toward Qing Niao, shortly after she then from the inn end comes the box, the wine meat to greet the nostrils fragrant, Wen Hua looked at Qing Niao, looked in the box again the wine and meat, the shock said: Your boy was the human hair reached, did the pretty wives ask for continually?!” 徐凤年青鸟做了个倒酒的手势,没多久她便从客栈端来餐盒,酒香肉香扑鼻,温华看了看青鸟,再看了看盒中酒肉,震惊道:“你小子是真发达了,连漂亮媳妇都讨上了?!” Qing Niao became flushed the face, Xu Fengnian took the lead to tear down beef, the strong liquor is getting into the stomach, says with a smile: Eats your.” 青鸟涨红了脸,徐凤年率先撕下一块牛肉,就着烈酒下肚,笑道:“吃你的。” Wen Hua wolfs down, once for a while looks up to Qing Niao, cannot bear said in a soft voice: Sister-in-law, I talked too much, really wants to have the calm and steady life, may probably manage in you with Xu Boy together, he did not go bad, was the mind is big, was not law-abiding.” 温华狼吞虎咽,时不时抬头看向青鸟,忍不住轻声道:“弟媳妇,我多嘴一句,真想过安稳日子,跟徐小子在一起你可就得管着点,他这人不坏,就是心眼大,不安分。” Xu Fengnian throws beef to scold: Without you undermines!” 徐凤年丢过去一块牛肉骂道:“没你这么拆台的!” Wen Hua hurries to catch the beef, forces in the mouth, stares saying: Without you spoils the thing!” 温华慌忙接住牛肉,塞进嘴里,瞪眼道:“没你这么糟蹋好东西的!” Qing Niao supple sound said: Young Master warm, I am only a maidservant.” 青鸟柔声道:“温公子,我只是个丫鬟。” Wen Hua, beckoned with the hand saying: Maidservant? Doesn't believe that miss you, if the maidservant, did not have the natural justice.” 温华啊了一声,摆手道:“丫鬟?不信不信,姑娘你要是丫鬟,太没天理了。” Xu Fengnian said with a smile: She is not the young lady body maidservant life. I put in great inconvenience for her.” 徐凤年笑道:“她可不就是小姐身子丫鬟命。我都替她委屈。” Wen Hua gets angry: surnamed Xu, keeps mouth virtue! What maidservant life! Was careful that I am anxious with you!” 温华怒道:“姓徐的,留点嘴德!什么丫鬟命!小心我跟你急!” Xu Fengnian shows the whites of the eyes. 徐凤年翻了个白眼。 The Wen Hua mouthful perquisite looks up to Qing Niao, shows a entire life most demeanor smile as far as possible, is shy: This miss, to/clashes you to shout me a Young Master warm, if later Xu Boy dares to bully you, my first straightens up he! His that three-legged cat time, I do not use the sword, falls face down competently!” 温华满嘴油水地抬头看向青鸟,尽量露出一个生平最风度的笑脸,腼腆道:“这位姑娘,就冲你喊我一声温公子,以后徐小子如果敢欺负你,我第一个拾掇他!他那三脚猫功夫,我都不用剑,就能干趴下!” Xu Fengnian laughs, teases: Young Master warm, comes, drinks!” 徐凤年哈哈大笑,调侃道:“温公子,来来来,喝酒!” The Wen Hua mood is excellent, was shouted Young Master warm, unprecedented first! The whole body is comfortable, he only thought immediately world woman except for her who in that heart admires, is present her second was lovable! So knows the book to reach the principle virtuous woman is a maidservant? The wizards believe! 温华心情大好,被人喊温公子,破天荒第一回啊!浑身舒坦,他顿时只觉得世间女子除了那位心中爱慕的她,便是眼前的她第二可爱了!这般知书达理的贤淑女子是个丫鬟?鬼才相信! In these 2-3 years rare eating to the heart's content, Wen Hua hit a belch, drinking water poured into his bottle gourd wine pot cautiously, Wen Hua loses to a Xu Fengnian meaningful glance, Xu Fengnian shakes the head, Wen Hua makes an effort to nod, looks at Qing Niao to be bewildered, unexpectedly is Xu Fengnian stubborn Wen Hua, must make Qing Niao first return to the inn the box end awkwardly, two people run speedily the pavilion, sought near the thick patch of grass of water, is separated is taking off the pants to squat down, two lumps of buttocks especially are only incredible under the moonlight, two men so spoil the fun, pulled up the excrement to come in thin Yang Lake, if knew lived outdoors in the past, will not feel strange this. At this moment was vulgar the underhanded act to the funny guy, to Wen Hua this went mad because of poverty peon, the world's most his mother's happy matter, was not the food and drink rests, but was a Latvia character, because only had to eat to the full had the qualification to draw, very shallow truth. 这2-3年中少有的酒足饭饱,温华打了个饱嗝,余下酒水都被小心翼翼倒入他的葫芦酒壶,温华丢给徐凤年一个眼色,徐凤年摇了摇头,温华使劲点头,看得青鸟莫名其妙,竟是徐凤年拗不过温华,只得尴尬地让青鸟先将餐盒端回客栈,两人一溜烟跑出凉亭,寻了个临水的草丛,间隔着脱裤子蹲下,两坨光屁股在月色下格外荒诞,两个爷们如此煞风景,在瘦羊湖拉起屎来了,不过若是知道当年风餐露宿,就不会奇怪这对活宝此刻庸俗下作的行径了,对温华这个穷疯了的无名小卒而言,世上最他娘幸福的事,不是吃喝睡,而是一个“拉”字,因为唯有吃饱了才有本钱去拉,很粗浅的道理。 Wen Hua of squatting lakeside long exhales the one breath, is leisurely: Which poet connoisseur before guaranteeing does not permit, has in our here to read poems to oppose, thinks of this, crisp!” 蹲湖畔的温华长呼出一口气,悠哉游哉道:“保不准以前就有哪位诗人雅士在咱们这儿吟诗作对过,一想到这个,爽哉!” Xu Fengnian has not spoken. 徐凤年没吭声。 Believes that Ping'an Prince Zhao Heng breaks the head unable to think Beiliang Heir will urinate to defecate near thin Yang Lake together. 相信靖安王赵衡打破脑袋都想不到北凉世子会在瘦羊湖边上跟人一起撒尿拉屎。 Wen Hua sees Xu Fengnian not to have the sound, is somewhat senseless, sudden one startled sucks saying: Behind the place that surnamed Xu, father defecates has a stele!” 温华徐凤年没动静,有些无趣,突然一惊一咂道:“姓徐的,老子拉屎的地方后头就有块石碑!” Xu Fengnian cannot bear scold finally: That was under previous dynasty provincial governor Li Mili «Thin Yang Lake Floodgate Recording», your bastard will really select the place!” 徐凤年终于忍不住骂道:“那是前朝刺史李密立下的《瘦羊湖闸记》,你个王八蛋真会挑地方!” Wen Hua is speechless for a while, discussed: Crime crime.” 温华一时无言,默念道:“罪过罪过。” Xu Fengnian hesitant, asked in a soft voice: „Does Wen Hua, have the idea to continue with me to fool around together? Like the past years, walked to have a look together? You must bump into the martial arts contest to live with the bride's family again, I manage to lift you am.” 徐凤年犹豫了一下,轻声问道:“温华,有没有想法继续跟我厮混一趟?就像当年一样,一起走走看看?你要再碰上比武招亲,我管抬你就是。” Wen Hua said with a smile: No, when you I am really silly, your boy is extraordinary now, who no matter I also you are, in any case I when also you are brothers, but the brothers turn over to the brothers, although rubs eats to rub drinks is the natural justice, but you give up money, the father also feared that did not have the spirit, therefore, you walk your broad highway I to walk my single-plank bridge, being predestined friends meets again is, hey, my Wen Hua other did not say, practicing the sword must bring forth 123 to be good, if follows you to enjoy happiness, feared that did not have the thoughts to endure hardship again, Xu Boy, the good intention declined with thanks. Tomorrow I must go out of town, wants to go to that side the Beimang border to take a look, when opens mind.” 温华笑道:“别,你当我真傻啊,你小子如今了不得了,我也不管你是谁,反正我还当你是兄弟,可兄弟归兄弟,虽说蹭吃蹭喝是天理,可你舍得银子,老子还怕就没了志气,所以啊,你走你的阳关道我走我的独木桥,有缘再会便是,嘿,我温华别的不说,练剑总要练出个一二三才行,若是跟着你享福,就怕再没心思去吃苦了,徐小子,好意心领。明天我就要出城,想去北莽边境那边瞧瞧,就当开开眼界。” Xu Fengnian said in a soft voice: Border is chaotic, you relax.” 徐凤年轻声道:“边境要乱,你悠着点。” Wen Hua well, teased: Is chaotic? Really are you Beiliang aristocratic family?” 温华咦了一声,打趣道:“要乱?你真是北凉的世家子啊?” Xu Fengnian said with a smile: Isn't?” 徐凤年笑道:“可不是?” Wen Hua sighed: Said early must ask you to eat the good wine and meat, has not thought that this met owed you on the contrary.” 温华叹气道:“早前说要请你吃顿上好的酒肉,不曾想这回遇上反倒是又欠了你一顿。” Xu Fengnian said: Owing, your boy be not dying on the line, otherwise always has the opportunity of returning.” 徐凤年道:“欠着吧,你小子别死就行,否则总有还上的机会。” Wen Hua hehe said with a smile: Must according to the view of Old Huang, I probably say one at this time is this principle.” 温华呵呵笑道:“要按老黄的说法,我这时候得说一句是这个理。” Xu Fengnian is absent-minded the Shintoism: Is this principle.” 徐凤年恍惚出神道:“是这个理。” Wen Hua shouts suddenly: Me leave of grass his mother slightly results in does not make sense, is not good to clean up, seeming like your side wants to be wider, hurries to lose comes!” 温华突然嚷道:“我这边草叶都他娘小得不像话,不好擦屁股,貌似你那边要宽些,赶紧丢些过来!” Xu Fengnian was foul-mouthed to throw one group of leaves of grass. 徐凤年骂骂咧咧丢过去一团草叶。 Two people return to the alcove, Wen Hua to ask: „Don't you return to the inn?” 两人回到亭子,温华问道:“你不回客栈?” Xu Fengnian shakes the head saying: Chats, said that looks at your miss.” 徐凤年摇头道:“聊聊,说说看你那位姑娘。” Two people chatted the dawn, Wen Hua watched the eye fish-belly white weather, set out saying: Resulted, I must go out of town, owes your wine and meat, you help record, right, was helps me express gratitude with that good miss again, our whole life may not have to be shouted the young master by whom.” 两人聊到天明,温华看了眼鱼肚白天色,起身道:“得了,我要出城去,欠你的酒肉,你帮忙记着,对了,再就是帮我跟那位好姑娘道声谢,咱这辈子可没被谁喊过公子。” Xu Fengnian hesitant, asked: My side has with the old seniors of sword, do you want to see?” 徐凤年犹豫了一下,问道:“我身边有个用剑的老前辈,你要不要见一见?” Wen Hua got hold of the wooden sword, shakes the head to say with a smile: „, That eventually was others' sword, was the senior is willing to teach, I was also too difficult to learn.” 温华握紧了木剑,笑着摇头道:“不了,那终究是别人的剑,便是前辈肯教,我也学不来的。” Xu Fengnian teased: You are not always thinking before was accepted the disciple by the person of high skill?” 徐凤年调侃道:“你以前不总想着被高人收徒?” Wen Hua sincere say/way: Is thinks. Remembers that Old Huang had said practices the sword to want the heart to be honest, seeks help from gods and Buddhas general with the pilgrim, heart honestly spirit, but I idle to be all right also to ponder over in the two years am not the truth of truth, the sword is oneself, with my aptitude, if takes others' road, cannot bring forth a prospect for a lifetime, I have not owed the custom of person, cannot really owe you several wine and meat to owe turns white to the end. Walked! Don't with woman same mother-in-law.” 温华正色道:“就是想想而已。记得老黄说过练剑要心诚,跟香客求神拜佛一般,心诚则灵,可我这两年闲着没事也琢磨出个不是道理的道理,剑是自己的,以我的资质,若走别人的路,一辈子都练不出个出息,我没欠人的习惯,总不能真欠你几顿酒肉欠到头发白。走了!别跟娘们一样婆妈喽。” Wen Hua smile abundant: Steamed bun is white white, white/in vain miss chest.” 温华笑容盎然:“馒头白啊白,白不过姑娘胸脯。” Xu Fengnian happy expression intoxicant: responsibility curls upwards sharp curls upwards, curls upwards not the too small mother buttocks.” 徐凤年笑意醉人:“荷尖翘啊翘,翘不过小娘屁股。” On the willow smoke water causeway, wooden sword Wen Hua applauded with double blade Xu Fengnian one time, brushed past. 杨柳烟水长堤上,木剑温华与双刀徐凤年一次击掌,擦肩而过。 My qt room cleared! Beacon-fire play feudal lord official qt room number [ 1655 ] 我的qt房间开通了!烽火戏诸侯官方qt房间号 The click enters 点击进入 The floating astronomy thanked the support of fellow book friends, your support was we biggest power 飘天文学感谢各位书友的支持,您的支持就是我们最大的动力
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