„...... ” “……啧。” Longjing smacks the lips. 龙井茶咂了咂嘴。 Although from Annan and child's dialogue, he roughly can guess correctly the child to do anything in the nightmare...... 虽然从安南与孩子的对话中,他大致能猜出孩子在噩梦里做了什么事…… However cannot personally see- or cannot be used as the handle to record, and earliest possible time hurries to the ridicule, thought that a little owes. 但是没能亲眼看见-或者说,没能作为把柄录下来、并第一时间赶去嘲笑,还是觉得有点亏。 After all Longjing experiences child that extremely heartshaking and moving embarrassed to chat the strength. 毕竟龙井茶还是见识过孩子那惊天地泣鬼神的尬聊力的。 Kai De he was long is not ugly, even can be called is delicate. 凯德他原本长得就不算丑,甚至能称得上是清秀。 He is only the sending quantity is purely insufficient. 他只是单纯的发量不足而已。 But in the past the child had not retired time, was sent to be on intimate terms by the family member. At that time Longjing went to assist as the companion plane. 而当年孩子还没退役的时候,就被家人打发去相亲。那个时候龙井茶是作为僚机前去协助的。 Saw that for the first time Kai De this compels , in front of the strange beautiful young girl is anything compels the type, experienced Longjing is startled. 第一次见到凯德这逼在陌生美少女面前是什么逼样的时候,就连见多识广的龙井茶都惊了。 Just met, what constellation is the flow approximately „yeah you are? I am Gemini, what do we build” and „you are work? It is that fierce the game what” and „you have to like? Does not play the game......” 刚见面的时候,流程大致是“哎你是什么星座的？我是双子座的,我们很搭啊”、“你是什么工作的？啊很厉害啊”、“你有什么喜欢的游戏吗？啊,不玩游戏啊……” Then his bullet used up. 然后他的子弹就用完了。 If still had not found the topic, after the short silence, the child will kill to inquire that suddenly some similar „today's weather is good” and „where are you from” and „how you feel here temperature” air conditioning third even/including. 如果依然没有找到话题,在短暂的沉默之后,孩子就会突然杀上去询问一些类似“今天天气不错啊”、“你是哪里人啊”、“你觉得这里温度怎么样啊”的空调三连。 Excelling especially opens the group with the face forcefully. 就格外的擅长用脸强行开团。 Shocks Longjing. 震撼龙井茶。 Naturally, afterward Longjing also knew the truth. 当然,后来龙井茶也得知了真相。 This in fact is Kai De commonly used one relatively quite tactful persuading to quit method. 这实际上是凯德常用的一种相对比较委婉的劝退方法。 With Kai De own words...... he, if smells there is something wrong to try to escape in being on intimate terms, with this letting person does not know the way of how to saying, making the both sides atmosphere slights. 用凯德自己的话来说……他如果在相亲中见势不妙试图逃跑,就会用这种让人不知如何接话的方式,让双方气氛变得冷淡下来。 But Longjing after the careful short distance( refers to next door table) observed several times, finally got definite answer- this is the lie. 但龙井茶在仔细的近距离(指隔壁桌)观察了几次后,才终于得到了确定的答案-此乃谎言。 The real reason is, this stupidly hangs does not know why and always inexplicable somewhat feels inferior...... somewhat is or timid. 真正的原因是,这个傻吊不知为何、总是莫名的有些自卑……或者说有些胆怯。 He really moved each time, felt odds of success not big time, can be deliberately bad made the opposite party alienate him with this way. Then he can obtain a reason „is not I do not pursue her, is others cannot have a liking for me”. 他每次真的动心了、却又觉得胜算不大的时候,就会自暴自弃的用这种方式让对方疏远他。然后他就能得到一个理由“不是我不去追她,是人家看不上我呀”。 Then, Kai De not for own did not feel that on own initiative will not feel about this result guilty and regrettable. 如此一来,凯德就不会为自己的不主动而感到愧疚、也不会对这结果感到遗憾。 Moreover does not know where Kai De his parents are sacred...... 而且也不知道凯德他爹妈是何方神圣…… Generally speaking, regardless of the men and women, are seeing the instance of being on intimate terms object, can know what position oneself in introducing the person heart are. 一般来说,无论男女、在见到相亲对象的瞬间,就可以得知自己在介绍人心中处于什么样的地位。 As a rule, finally expected is lower than......, but the child is this harmony star same escape law, properly speaking him the minute/share should buckle not to be right. 通常来说,结果都会比预期的低一些……而孩子又是这种谐星一样的逃避法,按理来说他这边的分早就应该扣没了才对。 But what is mystical, Kai De is on intimate terms each time time, the quality of bride's side almost exceptionally high...... had even to several times high the Longjing unceasingly degree of then letting the next door table. 但神秘的是,凯德每次去相亲的时候,女方的质量几乎都异常的高……有好几次甚至高到了让隔壁桌的龙井茶不断回头的程度。 Longjing is the earnest second generation of rich. 要知道,龙井茶可是正儿八经的富二代。 He ponders, thought that Kai De cannot delay youth like this-, if, could not find such well? 他左思右想,觉得凯德不能这样耽误青春-万一以后找不到这么好的呢？ Therefore Longjing seems like Kai De his father to be the same , inflates and is asks to Kai De him to talk openly and make the counseling to him. 于是龙井茶像是凯德他爹一样,又是给凯德打气、又是找他谈心、又是给他做心理辅导。 But he has not thought that when Kai De „cannot evade to oneself cannot evade cannot evade” thinking aloud read for quite a while, to the scene actually gives for nothing instantaneously...... 但他万万没想到,在凯德给自己“不能逃避不能逃避不能逃避”的自言自语念了半天后,到了现场时却又瞬间白给…… Therefore Longjing totally gave up finally. 于是龙井茶就终于彻底放弃了。 He decided henceforth uses shock treatment- the child was drawn being on intimate terms by his parents each time, he meets first rushes to the scene, after the opposite party leaves initiates the ridicule. 他从此决定使用休克疗法-每次孩子又被他爹妈拉出来相亲,他都一定会第一时间赶到现场,在对方离开后发起嘲笑。 Till Longjing inherits the family property. 直到龙井茶去继承家业为止。 But is good because, child situation also soon no longer had. 但好在,孩子这种情况也很快就不再有了。 The reason is also very simple. 原因也挺简单的。 Because he was bare...... 因为他秃了…… Therefore the quality of bride's side also bare however got down one section, at least can let the child no longer is tranquilly tense, deal with the past degree. After as the child retired, turned into big streamer, vision gradually was also high. At least when the night of Fighting Cat saw other female streamer will not be intense. 于是女方的质量也秃然的下了一截,至少能让孩子不再紧张、平静的应付过去的程度了。后来随着孩子退役后变成了大主播,渐渐的眼光也高了。至少在斗猫之夜的时候见到其他女主播的时候已经不会紧张了。 The result has not thought...... 结果没想到…… Such condition several years do not see, actually here and saw. 这样的状态几年不见,却又在这里又见到了。 Really curious- which young miss did he have a liking for? 真是好奇啊-他又看上哪家小姑娘了？ Good to have a headache, is quite curious. 好头痛啊,好好奇啊。 „Good to look......” “好想去看啊……” Longjing is mumbling, sighed closes the book. 龙井茶嘟哝着,叹了口气把书合上。 ...... Always felt unable to continue watching. ……总感觉看不下去了。 These 2-3 days of live broadcast contents are really rich. 这2-3天的直播内容实在是过于丰富。 Made the weather card group, not to know that to the unknown beautiful young girl couple days ago exactly what happened the child ; That side Citalopram in the ancient times personally had the tour guide to lead, about „my family vestige scenic spot” the popular science and introduction ; And, just arrives in the Roseburg Don Juan Second Brother who is videoed by Sister Hyphen today ; Has Xiang Tiange of dangerous goods plan advancement...... 无论是前几天对未知美少女打出了天气卡组、不知道到底发生了什么事的孩子;还是西酞普兰那边的有古代导游亲自引领的、关于“我家遗迹这个景点”的科普与介绍;以及由杠子姐摄录的、今天刚刚抵达罗斯堡的唐璜二哥;还有怀揣危险物品打算进程的项天歌…… Really could not study. 实在是学不下去了。 Now the Longjing condition, looks like turns on the cell phone to look that live broadcast, while makes the topic review test. 现在龙井茶的状态,就像是一边开着手机看直播、一边做题复习考验。 Getting down that can study was fishy. 能学的下去就有鬼了。 Even if he only needs the knowledge read the tail from the beginning to stroke one......, but after Longjing discovered oneself looked 45 pages, presented the big piece red paragraph, totally gave up the idea of keeping one eye on. 即使他只需要把知识从头读到尾的捋一遍……但在龙井茶发现自己看了四五页、就出现了大片的红色段落后,还是彻底放弃了一心二用的想法。 Has a vacation to oneself...... 姑且还是给自己放个假吧…… In his heart wants to say. 他心中想道。 Waited for Longjing to pack the thing, planned the dormitory time. 等龙井茶收拾好了东西,打算回自己宿舍的时候。 He saw in the entrance finally Teacher Clarence who about two days has not met. 他终于在门口看到了大约两天没见面的克拉伦斯老师。 Clarence wears the black round frame eyeglasses, the body is still the red long gown. He is listening respectfully to anything with single-hearted devotion, on right hand four fingers slender fair nail unconsciousness mutual is colliding, sends out low sound that similar metal knife and fork rubs. 克拉伦斯戴着黑色的圆框眼镜,身上依然是红色的长袍。他正专心聆听着什么,右手四根手指上纤长白皙的指甲无意识的互相碰撞着,发出类似金属刀叉摩擦的低响。 But in front of Clarence, is one sits on the wheelchair, the makings gloomy old person. 而在克拉伦斯面前的,是一位坐在轮椅上、气质阴沉的老人。 On the old person is having the white coat of similar fraternity hood cheongsam, is lowering the head lowly. The exposed body outside entangles the full dark yellow bandage, on the bandage wrote all over densely and numerously, black strange rune/symbol writing. 老人身上披着类似兄弟会兜帽长衫的白色外套,低垂着头。裸露在外的身体缠满暗黄色的绷带,绷带上写满了密密麻麻的、黑色的奇怪符文。 It seems like, one type like mummy same feeling. 看上去,给人一种如同木乃伊一样的感觉。 Why does not know, sees that old person's instance in Longjing, suddenly feels own back of the body coolly one. But the old person was reading in a low voice the words also happen to stop. 不知为何,在龙井茶看到那个老人的瞬间,突然感觉到自己后心一凉。而老人之前低声念着的话也正好停住。 Longjing recalls diligently, actually cannot think completely before old person, said anything. 龙井茶努力回忆,却完全想不起来老人之前到底说了些什么。 That is not the misconception. 那绝非是错觉。 Longjing walks without hesitation immediately, respectful to Clarence good apprentice ritual: 龙井茶不假思索立刻走过去,恭敬的对克拉伦斯行了个学徒礼: „...... The evening is good, Teacher Clarence.” “……晚上好,克拉伦斯老师。” „Un.” “嗯。” Clarence nods, on that always temperately face with a smile, rare putting on a serious face and serious saying of: „Very late, earlier goes back to rest.” 克拉伦斯点点头,那总是温和地笑着的脸上,难得的板起了脸、严肃的说道:“已经很晚了,早点回去休息吧。” „Yes, Teacher.” “是,老师。” „-?” “-喔？” At this moment, that old person exuded the low and deep hoarse laughter. 就在这时,那个老人发出了低沉沙哑的笑声。 In that laughter fills the dead air/Qi. 那笑声中充满死气。 Performing listens then scared. 尽是听着便让人胆寒。 „ Is your student...... Clarence? “是你的学生吗……克拉伦斯？ „Did not introduce that knows to me?” “不介绍给我认识一下吗？” The old person raised the head slowly, shows a kind smile. 老人慢慢抬起头来,露出一个和蔼的笑容。 Tooth that he reveals like skeleton withered and yellow. 他露出的牙齿如尸骸般枯黄。 As if under bandage is not a person......, but is a skeleton is ordinary. 仿佛绷带下面的并非是一个人……而是个骷髅一般。 „Yes. What you said is.” “是。您说的是。” Clarence is only respectful nod. 克拉伦斯只是恭敬的点了点头。 His tranquil referred to Longjing, in a low voice introduced: „Reported to you, this was Longjing. Has not stepped the Path of Transcendence apprentice officially.” 他平静的指了一下龙井茶,低声介绍道:“向您介绍一下,这是龙井茶。还没有正式踏上超凡之路的学徒。” He to the old person had not explained that Longjing is not his disciple, is not his student. 他没有向老人解释龙井茶并非是他的弟子,也不是他的学生。 Similarly to Longjing introduced that if has referred to: „ You also knew that slightly is quite good. 只是同样向龙井茶若有所指的介绍道:“你也稍微认识一下比较好。 „ This is Grandmaster Bernardino...... Bernardino Treshaw. ‚Bell Ringer’ the Pope, has ‚Purest Psychic’ Gold Rank Sorcerer of this title...... School is Soul Seizing School. Also is ‚Treshaw Spirit-Receiving Monk’ this Class founder. “这位是贝尔纳迪诺大师……贝尔纳迪诺・特勒肖。‘敲钟佬’的教宗,有着‘至净灵媒’这一称号的黄金阶巫师……学派是夺魂学派。也是‘特勒肖承灵僧’这一职业的创始人。 „- Also is my teacher...... Advisor of Your Excellency David Gerald student period.” “-同时也是我的老师……大卫·杰拉尔德阁下学生时期的导师。”