TOSOTIF :: Volume #1

#82: Cluck bakes


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Popular recommendation: Does not need Xiao Nanfeng to begin, cluck kills the four directions greatly, even if the sky purple giant bird puts out together the thunder and lightning to it, still resembles to it in flexure is itchy, raised the head, the giant tongue soars to the heavens on. 热门推荐:不需要萧南风动手,咕咕大杀四方,即便天空紫色巨鸟对它吐出一道雷电,对它来说也似在挠痒痒,抬头,巨大的舌头冲天而上。 Bang, the purple giant bird was towed by the tongue package unexpectedly, purple giant bird by cluck the suppression, it was feared monster qi, exudes the sad and shrill pitiful yell sound. 嘭的一声,紫色巨鸟居然被舌头包裹拖了下来,紫色巨鸟的妖气被咕咕压制,它无比恐惧,发出凄厉的惨叫声。 Cluck, do not swallow it, the elder wants to eat the roasted chicken, it was scheduled by the elder!” Xiao Nanfeng called out. “咕咕,你别吞了它,长老想要吃烤鸡,它被长老预定了!”萧南风叫道。 Cluck the tongue flings obedient, the purple giant bird hits loudly on the mountain cliff, bang, the head cracks-up, the body dies at the scene. 咕咕非常听话地舌头一甩,紫色巨鸟轰然撞在大山峭壁上,轰的一声,脑袋撞碎,身死当场。 One flock of monster beasts spout the respective energy ball panic-stricken fast, the flame, the cold ice and wind blade, performs all pounds on cluck the body, suddenly, its all around explodes the dreadful mud, covered around it all. But these attacks, cannot break its defense, but makes it slightly sore. 一群妖兽惊恐地快速喷出各自的能量球,火焰、寒冰、风刃,尽皆砸在咕咕的身上,一时间,它四周炸出滔天泥浆,遮盖了它四周的一切。但这些攻击,根本破不了它的防御,只是让它略疼。 The mud has not crashed thoroughly, cluck dashes to instantaneously, the speed is dazzled to a numerous monster beast quickly. Of bang, the wolf monster and bear monster were attacked to blow off, hit in the mountain wall steep place, the instantaneous head was stave, the body died at the scene. 泥浆还没有彻底坠落,咕咕瞬间直扑而出,速度快到一众妖兽眼花缭乱。轰的一声,狼妖和熊妖被冲击得炸飞而出,撞在了山壁陡峭处,瞬间头颅破碎,身死当场。 Cluck the claw non-stop, grasps the heads of two monster beasts instantaneously, fiercely a racket, bang, two monster beasts abandoned instantaneously, it breaks in crowd of monsters to kill the four directions greatly, the monster beasts scatters in all directions to run away panic-stricken, but, cluck sends out a soul strength impact suddenly. 咕咕的爪子不停,瞬间抓起两只妖兽的脑袋,猛地一拍,轰的一声,又两只妖兽瞬间废了,它冲入群妖中大杀四方,妖兽们惊恐地四散逃窜,但,咕咕骤然发出一声魂力冲击。 Cluck quack!” “咕咕嘎嘎嘎嘎!” Under the soul strength impact, some soul strength weak monster beasts have a dizzy spell immediately, cluck rushes, one strikes with force, head, slaughtered in an instant most probably. 魂力冲击下,一些魂力弱的妖兽顿时一阵头晕目眩,咕咕冲上去,一顿猛拍,一个脑袋一下,转眼杀戮了大半。 The remaining several monster beasts, run into the forest in a panic, but, cluck this moment speed is extremely fast, in the direct impact forest goes, only hears the distant place to hear a giant bellow, subsequently massive trees breaks, explode the upper air, at once, the corpses were thrown from the distant place fly to come, fell into the swamp mountain valley completely, splashes a lot of earthy water. 剩下几只妖兽,仓皇逃入林中,但,咕咕此刻速度极快,直冲林中而去,只听到远处传来一阵巨大的轰鸣声,继而大量树木断裂,炸上高空,旋即,一具一具尸体被从远处抛飞而来,全部落入了沼泽山谷中,溅出大量的泥浆水。 Xiao Nanfeng unrestrained/no trace of politeness, goes to corpse places to seek for the Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality immediately. 萧南风毫不客气,马上前往一具具尸体处寻找内丹。 When cluck is jumping, Xiao Nanfeng had found dozens Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality, the Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality braves massive rays, extremely radiant multi- colors. 在咕咕跳着回来之际,萧南风已经找到了数十颗内丹,内丹冒着大量光芒,极为璀璨多彩。 Cluck, you may be really fierce!” The Xiao Nanfeng praise said. “咕咕,你可真厉害!”萧南风夸奖道。 If not for you said that these meat must eat to the Yaoguang fairy maiden, my toxic smoke killed by poison them, where with was so troublesome?” Cluck happily said. “若不是你说这些肉要给摇光仙子吃,我一口毒烟就毒死它们了,哪用这么麻烦?”咕咕得意地说道。 These Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality, one must dissipate. I first swallowed, did not give you to divide, later, I made the feast to taste to you.” Xiao Nanfeng said. “这些内丹,一会就要消散了。我就先吞了,就不给你分了,待会,我做大餐给你品尝。”萧南风说道。 Cluck had not naturally opposed, it Immortal Platform Realm, does not care regarding some Breaking Mundanity Realm Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality now. 咕咕自然没有反对,它现在都仙台境了,对于一些破凡境的内丹并不在乎。 The Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality is dissipating always, although some not to Yang Daoist prescriptions or exercises to achieve immortality, but, contains the strong spirit strength as before, swallows into the abdomen, can conduct to refine, trades the nature at the quantity. 内丹无时无刻都在消散,虽然有些并不是至阳内丹,但,依旧蕴含着超强的灵力,吞入腹中,可以进行炼化,以量换质。 Xiao Nanfeng sits cross-legged to sit in a big stone, the whole body emits intermittent golden light, the huge energy floods his whole body. 萧南风盘膝坐在一块大石头上,周身冒出一阵阵金光,庞大的能量充斥他全身。 After a double-hour, the Xiao Nanfeng body surface hears one to thunder, to/clashes the four directions all at once straight. 一个时辰后,萧南风体表传来一声轰鸣,一股气流直冲四方。 Innate Realm sixth heavy? Continue, blind vein!” The Xiao Nanfeng look is continuing firmly. 先天境第六重?继续,还有隐脉!”萧南风神色坚定地继续着。 The Xiao Nanfeng body surface turned into the golden color again, cultivation base was still increasing, the blind vein made a connection one after another. 萧南风体表再度变成了金色,修为还在攀升,隐脉陆续被打通。 Article 1...... fifth...... ninth! 第一条……第五条……第九条! Of bang, when nine blind veins make a connection completely, Xiao Nanfeng opens the eye slowly, he felt that the whole body was full of the strength. 轰的一声,在九条隐脉全部打通的时候,萧南风缓缓睁开眼睛,他感觉浑身充满了力量。 Golden light has not dissipated, true qi protects under the body, Xiao Nanfeng examined a mortal body defensive power, unexpectedly can resist the prestige of Innate Realm intermediate sword, in the Xiao Nanfeng eye flashes through color of the satisfaction. 身上的金光还未消散,真气护体下,萧南风又检验了一下肉身的防御力,居然能抵挡先天境中期的刀剑之威了,萧南风眼中闪过一股满意之色。 Ok?” Cluck has defended in side, helping him protect the law. “好了吗?”咕咕一直守在旁边,帮他护法。 Ok, then, I processed.” Xiao Nanfeng said. “好了,接下来,我来处理。”萧南风说道。 Xiao Nanfeng starts to select the monster beast meat. Suddenly, he discovered that not far away has some Innate Realm crow monsters not dead thoroughly, before them, was shaken faints deadly in the past by cluck the soul strength impact, now the spooky revolutions awakes, is kicking panic-stricken the wing, wants to escape. 萧南风开始对一些妖兽肉进行挑拣。忽然,他发现不远处有一些先天境的鸦妖还没死透,它们之前被咕咕的魂力冲击震得晕死过去,现在幽幽转醒,惊恐地扑腾着翅膀,想要逃跑。 „To run? Snort!” Xiao Nanfeng sneers the stimulation of movement cicada immortal sword to shoot. “想跑?哼!”萧南风冷笑着催动蝉仙剑射去。 The crow monsters are calling panic-stricken, 鸦妖们惊恐地叫着, Subsequently stirs up the wing, goes all out to escape, what a pity, before the cicada immortal sword, cannot run away, the flowing light flashes through, they were cut to kill to crash instantaneously, only then a crow monster, in that gesture anything, it has not been escaping, but is pointing at the cicada immortal sword, goes all out to tell anything. Buzz! 继而煽动翅膀,拼命逃跑,可惜,在蝉仙剑前,根本逃不了,流光闪过,它们瞬间被斩杀坠落,只有一只鸦妖,在那比划着什么,它没有逃跑,而是指着蝉仙剑,拼命诉说着什么。嗡! Cicada immortal sword hovering in that crow monster front, it panic-stricken, but as before desperately in gesture. 蝉仙剑悬停在那只鸦妖的面前,它惊恐不已,但依旧拼命地在比划。 It was saying probably where it does know a with this same flying sword?” Cluck is guessing the crow monster gesture. “它好像在说,它知道一柄和这一样的飞剑在哪里?”咕咕猜测着鸦妖的比划。 Xiao Nanfeng naturally also guessed correctly, he because of this, had not killed this crow monster a moment ago. 萧南风自然也猜到了,他刚才就是因为此,才没有杀了此鸦妖的。 „Have you seen another cicada immortal sword? Do you know the Xiaoyu whereabouts?” Xiao Nanfeng walked to interrogate. “你见过另一柄蝉仙剑?你知道小雨的下落?”萧南风走了过去审问道。 That crow monster nods panic-stricken unceasingly, wants to make Xiao Nanfeng do not kill it. 那鸦妖惊恐地不断点头,想让萧南风不要杀它。 In the Xiao Nanfeng eye Yin fluctuates clearly: Good, I do not kill you, you a bit faster therapy, then shows the way to me. If found Xiaoyu, I forgive you not dead.” 萧南风眼中一阵阴晴变幻:“好,我不杀你,你快点疗伤,然后给我指路。若是找到小雨,我饶你不死。” The crow monster goes all out to nod, it only has Innate Realm cultivation base, did not revolt. 鸦妖拼命点头,它只有先天境修为,根本反抗不了。 Xiao Nanfeng tidied up the monster beast meat again, he complied to give cluck does delicious, he spent a lot of time, roasted a wolf monster, subsequently gave puzzled cluck. 萧南风再度收拾起了妖兽肉,他答应给咕咕做好吃的,他花了不少时间,烤了一只狼妖,继而递给一脸不解的咕咕。 Do not swallow, bit by bit tears down to eat.” Xiao Nanfeng said. “别一口吞了啊,一点一点撕下吃。”萧南风说道。 Cluck also thinks otherwise from the beginning, it eats the thing is always swallows, this bit by bit tears down to eat, what's the point? Isn't this is sick? 咕咕一开始还不以为然,它吃东西从来都是一口吞的,这一点一点撕下吃,有什么意思?这不是有病吗? But, because trusts Xiao Nanfeng, it tears down a meat to put in the mouth to try, suddenly, cluck decided there was motionless, its eye straightened suddenly, it first time food that ate taste bud blasting open, this feeling was too wonderful. 但,因为信任萧南风,它还是撕下一块肉放入口中试试,忽然,咕咕定在那里不动了,它的眼睛忽然发直了,它还是第一次吃到味蕾炸裂的食物,这感觉太美妙了。 What is this? So is why delicious?” Cluck excited say/way. “这是什么?为什么这么好吃?”咕咕激动道。 Cluck cannot bear, a huge wolf monster, quick was ripped to tear to pieces by it, wolfed down impatiently, even the bone has not let off. 咕咕根本忍不住,一头巨大的狼妖,很快就被它撕扯成碎片,迫不及待地狼吞虎咽了下去,连骨头都没放过。 Also, I must eat!” Cluck looks excitedly to Xiao Nanfeng. “还有没有,我还要吃!”咕咕激动地看向萧南风 Xiao Nanfeng complexion one stiff, is this glutton? I gave the Yaoguang fairy maiden to be the master chef even, but can also be the master chef to be inadequate to you? 萧南风脸色一僵,这又是一个吃货吗?我给摇光仙子做大厨就算了,还要给你做大厨不成? Eventually, Xiao Nanfeng gave cluck roasts one to look like the monster again, were many like the monster meat, should be able to make it eat to the full, Xiao Nanfeng looking like pull Dandu remained. 终究,萧南风还是给咕咕再度烤了一只象妖,象妖肉多,应该可以让它吃个饱,萧南风只是将象拔单独留了下来。 Cluck jumps in side, is smelling the fragrance of barbecue, it discovered before oneself, thing that eats, is not tasteful. 咕咕在旁蹦蹦跳跳,嗅着烤肉的香味,它发现自己以前吃的东西,太不讲究了。 One bakes, was much more tired Xiao Nanfeng, just roasted, cluck one threw, must impatiently toward the mouth stopper. 一番烧烤,将萧南风累得够呛,刚烤好,咕咕就一把扑了过去,迫不及待地就要往嘴里塞。 Do not swallow, slowly eats!” Xiao Nanfeng looks at cluck that blood pond Dakou, has a scare. He took one to swallow, oneself wasted time one. “别一口吞啊,慢慢吃!”萧南风看着咕咕那血池大口,吓了一跳。他要一口吞了,那自己又白忙一场了。 Cluck also responded, he was used to it entire to swallow, almost forgot. It immediately starts to tear down the barbecue, bit by bit eats. 咕咕也反应了过来,他习惯了整吞,差点又忘了。它马上开始撕下烤肉,一点一点吃起来。 Eaten on the way, saliva directing current, it felt that oneself has not enjoyed, was really delicious. 吃的途中,口水直流,它感觉自己从来没有这么享受过,真是太好吃了。 Shortly, cluck finished eating, subsequently looks eagerly to Xiao Nanfeng, it wants Xiao Nanfeng to help it roast a monster beast meat again. 没多久,咕咕吃完了,继而眼巴巴地看向萧南风,它想要萧南风帮它再烤一头妖兽肉。 Xiao Nanfeng complexion one stiff, but also come? 萧南风脸色一僵,还来? Ok, you ate two monster beasts, the belly should be full. How you also learned to do a moment ago, later found the monster beast, you can roast, meat, the fire roasted, on line!” Xiao Nanfeng do best to convince is urging. He does not want to continue the barbecue to get down again. “好了,你都吃两头妖兽了,肚子应该早就饱了。刚才你也学会怎么做了,以后找到妖兽,你可以自己烤啊,肉一架,火一烤,就行啦!”萧南风苦口婆心地劝着。他可不想再继续烤肉下去了。 Cluck a face hidden bitterness said: I, although was full, but I can also eat, but can also eat.” 咕咕一脸幽怨道:“我虽然饱了,但我还能吃,还能一直地吃。” Next time!” The Xiao Nanfeng forced smile is comforting cluck. “下次吧!”萧南风苦笑地安抚着咕咕。 Xiao Nanfeng all around will clean up, this had that only trembling crow monster to return to the Dedong hole again. 萧南风将四周又清理了一番,这才带着那只战战兢兢的鸦妖再度回到了地底洞穴。 The Yaoguang fairy maiden and quack is still sitting in meditation, the whole body golden light puts greatly, when Xiao Nanfeng comes back, the Yaoguang fairy maiden opened the eye slowly. 摇光仙子和嘎嘎还在入定,周身金光大放,在萧南风回来时,摇光仙子缓缓睁开了眼睛。 Which did you go? How to go out is so long?” The Yaoguang fairy maiden doubts said. “你们去哪了?怎么出去这么久?”摇光仙子疑惑道。 Elder, you awoke, was cultivation base restores?” Xiao Nanfeng eye one bright. “长老,你醒了,是修为恢复了?”萧南风眼睛一亮。 I and this big fellow are different, it is attacking cultivation base, cannot divert attention, I therapy, has not sat in meditation too deeply, but after the emperor, gives my information is too many, supporting my head is very uncomfortable, I perhaps take one month to digest thoroughly, which now cannot go.” Yaoguang fairy maiden shaking the head of said with a sigh. “我和这大家伙不同,它在冲击修为,分心不得,我是在疗伤,并没有入定太深,只是帝后给我的信息太多,撑得我脑袋还很难受,我恐怕需要一个月才能彻底消化,现在哪也去不了。”摇光仙子摇了摇头叹息道。 Takes one month?” Xiao Nanfeng knits the brows to say slightly. “需要一个月吗?”萧南风微微皱眉道。 Had an accident?” The Yaoguang fairy maiden asked. “出什么事了吗?”摇光仙子问道。 I stressed a crow monster a moment ago, it knows position that the fellow apprentices are, I am worried for a month later, the fellow apprentices in that side, I do not want to find them earlier.” Xiao Nanfeng deeply inspiration serious say/way. “我刚才抓了一只鸦妖,它知道师兄们所在的位置,我担心一个月后,师兄们就不在那边了,我想早点去找到他们。”萧南风深吸口气郑重道。 Had the Xiaoyu news?” The Yaoguang fairy maiden look moves looks to Xiao Nanfeng. “是有小雨的消息了?”摇光仙子神色一动地看向萧南风 The Xiao Nanfeng look stagnates, the sixth sense of woman is such accurate? 萧南风神色一滞,女人的第六感都是这么准的吗? Has!” Xiao Nanfeng said immediately. “都有!”萧南风马上说道。 The Yaoguang fairy maiden look looked at Xiao Nanfeng complex: You go, we are all right here.” 摇光仙子神色复杂地看了眼萧南风:“你们去吧,我们在这里没事。” „It is not good! You are sitting in meditation cannot be alarmed, what to do if there is a monster beast to rush? I cannot make you have any accident/surprise, I make big fellow defend here, I look for the fellow apprentices, I have town/subdues dragon Ding, can protect oneself.” Xiao Nanfeng immediately tone firm say/way. “不行!你在入定不能受到惊扰,万一有妖兽闯来怎么办?我不能让你有任何意外,我让大家伙守在这里,我自己去找师兄们,我有镇龙钉,能够自保。”萧南风马上语气坚决道。 The Yaoguang fairy maiden looks gently to Xiao Nanfeng, the look then many. 摇光仙子看向萧南风,眼神这才柔和不少。 Does not use, I can take care of itself.” The Yaoguang fairy maiden shakes the head to say. “不用,我能照顾自己。”摇光仙子摇了摇头道。 Everyone stays behind, I can feel relieved. Do not struggle, decided.” Xiao Nanfeng does not allow to decline to say. “大家伙留下,我才能放心去。你也别争了,就这么定了。”萧南风不容拒绝道。 Yaoguang fairy maiden silent a meeting, nods. 摇光仙子沉默了一会,点了点头。 Forgot that told you, these two big fellow, one named cluck, one named quack!” Xiao Nanfeng is pointing at two toad monsters. “忘记跟你说了,这两个大家伙,一个叫着咕咕,一个叫着嘎嘎!”萧南风指着两只蟾蜍妖。 „The Yaoguang fairy maiden, I am cluck.” Cluck also coordinated to call one. 摇光仙子,我是咕咕。”咕咕也配合地叫了一声。 Cluck, I must leave in advance, trouble you to help me protect the elder some time. Waits to meet next time, I make the feast to you.” Xiao Nanfeng to cluck entrusts to say seriously. “咕咕,我要先行离开,麻烦你帮我守护长老一段时间。等下次见面,我给你做大餐。”萧南风向咕咕郑重托付道。 Wraps on me!” Cluck complied. “包在我身上!”咕咕一口应了下来。 Elder, you first continues to sit in meditation, I give you to make the hard meals of several sumptuous banquet again.” Xiao Nanfeng said with a smile. “长老,你先继续入定,我给你再做几道满汉全席的硬菜。”萧南风笑道。 Although the Yaoguang fairy maiden does not know that anything is sumptuous banquet, but, the look nods complex, subsequently shut the eye. 摇光仙子虽然不知道什么是满汉全席,但,还是神色复杂地点了点头,继而闭起了眼睛。 Arrives at out the bronze, Xiao Nanfeng takes out the best food, the cooking gets up again. The one side cluck stares at the vegetable/dish in Xiao Nanfeng hand, the eye is straightening, saliva directing current. 走到青铜门外,萧南风取出最好的食材,再度烹饪起来。一旁咕咕盯着萧南风手中的菜,眼睛发直,口水直流。 Do not look, these elephants pull out, bear's paws are the elder eat, come, I teach you barbecue, you learned, later baked.” Xiao Nanfeng to cluck. “你别看了,这些象拔、熊掌是长老吃的,来,我教你烤肉,你学会了,以后自己烧烤。”萧南风冲着咕咕叫着。 Cluck some do not prefer, but, was the obedient geoscience. 咕咕有些不情愿,但,还是听话地学了起来。 Hides is trembling in the crow monster of corner, it sees a giant toad, is swinging a crude baking frame in the person mold human appearance, above is baking a great bear, the scene extremely strange terrifying. 躲在墙角的鸦妖正瑟瑟发抖,它看到一只巨大的蟾蜍,在人模人样地摇着一个简陋的烧烤架,上面烧烤着一只巨熊,场面极度诡异恐怖。
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