In an instant two days passed by. 转眼间两天过去了。 On April 16, a diameter was only five meters small-scale flying saucer to take off from the back of Moon. 四月16日,一艘直径只有五米的小型飞碟从月球的背面起飞。 After surrounding Moon half, just like is thrown general by the attraction, flings to Earth. 环绕月球一半后,犹如被引力扔出去一般,甩向地球。 In exactly 2 : 00 pm Hangzhou Time, the flying saucer arrived at sky over the cloud layer. 在杭州时间下午 2 点整,飞碟来到了云层上空。 „Ark why in this?” little grey person that in the flying saucer one height only one meter five crop up, is lying down in the cabin, wrinkled the nostril, expressed puzzled. “约柜为何会在这？”飞碟里一名身高仅有一米五冒头的小灰人,正躺在舱内,皱了皱鼻孔,表示困惑。 This little grey person, wears the silver tight clothes, by the ear hole also dances in the air a black small eye pupil shape metal instrument, in the hand is holding appreciatively the small bottle of rhombus, 这名小灰人,穿着银色的紧身衣,耳洞旁还飞舞着一颗黑色小眼眸状金属仪器,手上正把玩着菱形的小瓶子, This person Otis, a big eye, deep pool surface darkness. 此人正是帝斯,一双大眼睛,渊面黑暗。 The signal of definite ark in a below park, he opens the optical invisible pattern of spaceship, descends directly. 确定约柜的信号就在下方的一座公园里,他开启飞船的光学隐形模式,直接降落下去。 The young tree of park, creaks to be broken by pressing, the lawn scorches directly. 公园的一棵小树,嘎吱一下就被压断,草坪直接烧焦。 The next second, side of flying saucer suddenly becomes transparent, started out the fan-shaped gate, Otis walked together naturally! 下一秒,飞碟的一面突然变得透明,开出一道扇形的门,帝斯就这么大大方方地走了出来！ At this moment, in the park the middle-aged bald person male, is also strolling accompanied by pet bird. 此时此刻,公园里还有一名中年秃顶男,正在遛鸟。 Sees Otis to appear, he was shocked directly. 见到帝斯出现,他直接惊呆了。 The Otis image, was really classical, most space alien image of human portray, was this big end, did not have the wool, all black big eye, the bridge of the nose was smooth, did not have the auricle, was short, the appearance of gray skin...... 帝斯的形象,实在是太经典了,人类刻画的最多的外星人形象,就是这种大头,无毛,纯黑大眼睛,鼻梁平坦,也没有耳廓,身材矮小,灰色皮肤的样子…… The middle-aged person bald person male blinks the eye, saw that such anomaly towards oneself walks, frightening is stiff same place is moving does not dare to move, a hand soft birdcage fell on the ground, the gate shaking off. 中年人秃顶男眨巴眼睛,见到这么个怪胎朝自己走来,吓得僵在原地动都不敢动,手一软鸟笼都掉在地上,门给摔开了。 A canary departs the birdcage, how by some type of aura as if also to be frightened forgets to fly, staggers along in the midair, the last head grips on a big tree, drops in the place. 一只金丝雀飞出鸟笼,似乎也被某种气息吓得忘记怎么飞了,在半空中跌跌撞撞,最后一脑袋扎在一棵大树上,跌落在地。 Otis stamps the foot the step, as if realized the own not careful aggressive side leaked, then restrained information element again, became harmless, but does not have any irritating quality handed over the nature to be released externally. 帝斯顿了顿脚步,似乎意识到自己还是不小心霸气侧漏了一些,便再度收敛信息素,变得无害而没有任何刺激性递质外放。 He and Omarzo are different, the fellow will almost not control the own body, but Otis is skilled in this field of endeavor, in addition likes coming Earth to play, that terrifying information element of powerful lifeform, can constrain does not leak. 他与奥玛佐不同,那家伙几乎完全不会控制自己的身体,而帝斯则精通此道,再加上喜欢来地球玩,强大生物的那种恐怖信息素,可以压抑得一点都不外泄。 Just descended to earth a moment ago, without adjusting, therefore was startled the bird. 刚才只是刚下凡,没调整好,所以惊到了鸟。 As for that middle-aged bald person male, the sense is not keen, lost the wild animal instinct, instead was frightened by the Otis image, actually not by aura fear. 至于那中年秃顶男,感官太不敏锐了,失去了野兽本能,反而只是被帝斯的形象所吓到,倒不是被气息所慑。 „Who you...... you are!” The middle-aged bald person male calls out in alarm said, the sound distorted. “你……你是什么人！”中年秃顶男惊呼道,声音都变形了。 Otis walks toward him, while waves to say very much calm: „Makes the movie.” 帝斯一边朝他走,一边很淡定地挥手道:“拍电影的。” His Chinese very slides, the standard spoken Chinese standard to the extreme, the clear pronunciation and mellow voice, enunciated clearly. 他的汉语贼溜,普通话标准到了极点,字正腔圆,吐字清晰。 Is the sound is a little strange, high-pitched and fine and resounding, the normal person daily sounds, the first response is a child is deliberately enhancing the voice speech. Also or...... a court eunuch is acting bashful the tune to speak likely loudly. 就是声音有点怪,尖细而响亮,正常人日常听起来,第一反应是一个孩子在刻意提高嗓门说话。亦或者……像个太监在拿捏着腔调高声说话。 „...... Is makes the movie......” middle-aged bald person male relaxed. “哦……原来是拍电影的……”中年秃顶男松了口气。 A others such saying, he actually really believed that if after all thinks that the opposite party is space alien, this truth he is not really willing to accept. 人家就这么一说,他竟然真的相信了,毕竟若想对方是个外星人,这个真相他实在不愿意接受。 Also is unreasonable, how to suddenly have space alien to arrive at itself in front of? Moreover said oneself makes the movie? Therefore this definitely really makes the movie. 也不合理啊,怎么会突然有外星人走到自己面前呢？而且还说自己是拍电影的？所以这肯定就真的是拍电影的啊。 „Scared to death me, I also think that you were space alien!” “吓死我了,我还以为你是外星人呢！” The middle-aged bald person male is saying, he cannot see the flying saucer, breaks off as for the branch, the lawn scorches, his automatic brain makes up for is the special technicians of dramatic team has designed ahead of time. 中年秃顶男说着,他是看不到飞碟的,至于树枝折断,草坪烧焦,他自动脑补为是剧组的特技师提前设计过的。 „Brother, your appearance for a part is good, really looks like! But is not a little good, was too the convention, without creativity!” “老弟,你这扮相不错啊,真像！但有点不好,就是太俗套了点,没有创意啊！” „The words saying that you aren't a child? Right, where is your seat at? Did I disturb you? Said you are making the variety show? Street entire gu?” “诶话说你不会是个孩子吧？对了,你们机位在哪呢？我是不是打扰你们了？还是说你这是在拍综艺节目？街头整蛊？” His mouth keeps asking, was really curious. 他嘴里问个没完,实在是太好奇了。 Otis shows neither approval nor disapproval, before arriving at obviously has to change the soil, directly. 帝斯对此不置可否,径直走到一处明显有翻动过的土壤前。 He stares at the moment, in the flying saucer departs a black small eye pupil shape suddenly the detector, toward a soil scanning. 他凝视片刻,飞碟里突然飞出一颗黑色小眼眸状的探测器,朝着土壤一阵扫描。 The middle-aged bald person male has a scare, in his eyes, simply had not seen where this gadget from flies. 中年秃顶男又吓了一跳,在他眼中,根本没看到这玩意儿从哪飞出来的。 „You...... your flight item good high tech.” He is saying. “你……你这个飞行道具好高科技啊。”他说着。 However Otis has not managed him, the soil before body raises suddenly, probably inside exploded. 然而帝斯没理他,身前的土壤骤然掀起,好像里面爆炸了似的。 „Bang!” The wave raises dust all at once, shakes the middle-aged bald person male again and again to withdraw, mouth bah bah. “嘭！”一股气浪掀起尘埃,震得中年秃顶男连连退后,嘴里呸呸呸。 „It is not......! How much blasting explosive did your program group bury in the park?” “不是……呸！你们节目组到底在公园埋了多少炸药？” The middle-aged bald person male was saying collects, sees only a ground pit, on the Otis right hand were many a strange sphere, the left hand was raising a camera. 中年秃顶男说着又凑上来,只见地上一个坑,帝斯则右手上多了一颗古怪圆球,左手提着一摄影机。 Otis has not played the video recording, his survey ball sweeps, knew the content, a nostril wrinkle. 帝斯没有播放录像,他的探测球扫一下,就知道内容了,不禁鼻孔一皱。 The middle-aged bald person male sees his vivid expression, starts to realize, this does not seem like leather sheath. After all does not have any leather sheath, or puts on make-up the false nose that sticks to stick, can the tip of the nose shrug. 中年秃顶男见他这生动的表情,开始意识到,这不像是皮套子。毕竟没有任何皮套,或者化妆粘黏的假鼻子,可以鼻尖耸动的。 „Really is your leather sheath? This nose, this eyeball, really looks to is the same.” He cannot bear stretch out the finger, the stamp to the Otis dark eyeball. “你这真是皮套子吗？这鼻子,这眼珠子,看得跟真的一样。”他忍不住伸出手指,戳向帝斯黝黑的眼珠。 Suddenly, Otis shivers, temper tantrum. The middle-aged bald person male as if looked straight ahead the greatest fear, the startled sound screamed. 突然,帝斯一阵颤抖,情绪失控。中年秃顶男就仿佛直视了莫大的恐惧,惊声尖叫起来。 „!” The middle-aged bald person male is screaming, the hands and feet becomes tender toward the ground falls. “啊啊啊啊啊！”中年秃顶男尖叫着,手脚发软往地上一跌。 „Fez” high-pitched and fine angry shout also resounds. “菲斯”尖细的怒喊声同时响起。 Otis was shouting loudly the Fez name, terrifying aura disseminates, middle-aged bald person male courage entirely cracks, frightens suffocates. 帝斯大声喊着菲斯的名字,一股恐怖的气息弥散开来,中年秃顶男肝胆俱裂,吓得窒息。 „Pitiful earthling, you always such does not know that feels grateful and obeys, unexpectedly including Lord dares to betray......” “可悲的地球人,你们总是这样的不知感恩与服从,竟然连主都敢背叛……” „Hua Ji, you died, on this star, no one could preserve you!” “华极,你死定了,这颗星球上,谁也保不住你！” Otis is hard from stopping angrily, no matter later also the middle-aged bald person male, making the survey ball collect the spore that in the soil Brando left behind, then turns around to move toward the flying saucer. 帝斯愤怒地难以自遏,随后也不管中年秃顶男,让探测球采集了土壤中布兰度留下的孢子,便转身走向飞碟。 „! space alien! Here has space alien! He must kill people, Earth must destroy!” The middle-aged bald person male exclaimed hysteric. “啊啊！外星人啊！这里有外星人啊！他要杀人了,地球要毁灭了！”中年秃顶男歇斯底里地吼道。 He sees with one's own eyes, Otis strided in the flying saucer of being able to see, later the whole person disappears. 他亲眼看到,帝斯跨入了看不见的飞碟中,随后整个人消失。 Then at present the branch crushed place, as if has some type of translucent thing, shouted one to lift off! This seems like the transparent thing when the high-speed movement, blurred indistinctly. 然后眼前树枝被压倒的地方,仿佛有某种半透明之物,呼得一下升空！这似乎是透明之物在高速移动时,隐隐约约模糊了一下。 „Comes the person! Has space alien!” “来人啊！有外星人！” Middle-aged bald person male gradually returns to the vigor to come, felt that the leg and foot is not soft, crawls hastily, runs while shouted. 中年秃顶男渐渐的才回过劲儿来,感觉腿脚不软了,连忙爬起来,边跑边喊。 He rushed to park stream of people many places, saw that the person grabbed him to say had space alien. 他冲到了公园人流较多的地方,见到人就抓着他说有外星人。 What a pity, everyone when his mental illness, like evading the god of plague is hiding from him generally. 可惜,人人都当他神经病,如同避瘟神一般地躲着他。 The middle-aged bald person male runs up to the police station, draws the police to pour out pantingly crazily. 中年秃顶男又跑到派出所,气喘吁吁地拉着民警疯狂倾诉。 „I...... I go to...... police comrade! Too terrifying! Really!” “我……我去……警察同志！太恐怖了！真的！” „Don't be anxious, have an accident?” Some police pour water to give him. “你别急,出什么事了？”有民警倒杯水递给他。 The middle-aged bald person male is gasping for breath, said: „I said you is not afraid......” 中年秃顶男喘着气,说道:“我说出来你们别害怕……” „We are the police, we will not fear.” The police said. “我们是警察,我们不会怕。”民警说道。 He points at outside was saying: „I bumped into space alien a moment ago, but also meets ‚bang’! Good terrifying!” 他指着外面说道:“我刚才撞见外星人了,还会‘嘭’！好恐怖！” The police corners of the mouth pull out, latter supinely, looked at to work together at a loss. 民警嘴角一抽,不禁后仰,茫然地看了一下同事。 A colleague also face compels ignorant, had not received this case. 同事也一脸懵逼,没接过这种案子啊。 Police complexion strange say/way: „You said ‚is space alien’ the nickname? What bang? Does he have the bomb? Where is at?” 那民警面色古怪道:“你说的‘外星人’是绰号吗？什么嘭？他有炸弹？在哪？” The middle-aged bald person male the face was saying painstakingly: „It is not the nickname! Is the big end of big eye, is short and terrifying space alien! Is this type!” 中年秃顶男苦着脸道:“不是绰号！是大头大眼睛,又矮又恐怖的外星人！就是这种！” He drew little grey person on the paper, lifelike, classical screen space alien image. 他唰唰唰就在纸上画了一个小灰人,惟妙惟肖,经典的荧幕外星人形象。 „Scoffed at......” the police mouth one to smile. “嗤……”民警嘴巴一咧笑了一下。 Afterward shakes the head, brings back the written records to ask: „Name.” 随后摇摇头,拿回纸笔问道:“姓名。” The middle-aged bald person male said startled: „space alien name how would I know? He altogether has not spoken several words, was right! He shouted probably a human life, called Fez!” 中年秃顶男愕然道:“外星人的姓名我哪知道？他总共就没说几句话,哦对了！他好像喊了一个人命,叫菲斯！” The police beckon with the hand saying: „I am held responsible your name.” 民警摆手道:“我是问你的姓名。” „Really, you inquired, my whole life has not lain. Really has space alien, he must kill people!” The middle-aged bald person male urgently said. “真的,你去打听打听,我这辈子就没撒过谎。真的有外星人啊,他还要杀人！”中年秃顶男急道。 A police brow wrinkle said: „Whom kills?” 民警眉头一皱道:“杀谁？” „What probably called funnily......?” “好像是叫什么……滑稽？” „Tittered......” nearby colleague unable to bear smile. “噗嗤……”一旁的同事忍不住笑了。 Police mouth silent that is responsible for receiving, looked at about aiyu speechless, finally sighed: „Name.” 负责接待的民警嘴巴无声地哎呦一下,无语地看了一下左右,最后叹道:“姓名。” „Called funnily, surname anything I do not know.” Middle-aged bald person male stared wide-eyed earnest say/way. “就叫滑稽啊,姓什么我不知道。”中年秃顶男瞪大眼睛认真道。 „Hiss!” The police hold breath cold air, knits the brows: „I am held responsible your name!” “嘶！”民警倒吸一口凉气,皱眉道:“我是问你的姓名！” „Aiyu, you manage me to be surnamed anything to do! space alien! He sits the flying saucer! He also notified me from the beginning, afterward paid no attention to me, he dug the thing to walk in the park, you had a look with me.” The middle-aged bald person male urgently said. “哎呦,你管我姓什么干什么！外星人啊！他坐飞碟来的！他一开始还跟我打招呼,后来就不理我了,他在公园里挖了东西走的,你们跟我去看看啊。”中年秃顶男急道。 The police sighed: „What thing did he dig?” 民警叹道:“他挖了什么东西？” „A ball, a camera!” The middle-aged bald person male said. “一个球,还有一个摄影机！”中年秃顶男说道。 Helpless the police said: „He also said anything to you......” 民警无奈道:“他还跟你说了什么……” The middle-aged bald person male said truthfully: „He said that he makes the movie!” 中年秃顶男如实道:“他说他是拍电影的！” „Haha......” colleague smiles to make noise. “哈哈……”同事笑出了声。 The police eye of question shuts, holds the forehead, later sinking sound said: „Said the name.” 问话的民警眼睛一闭,扶着额头,随后沉声道:“说名字。” The middle-aged bald person male lets go saying: „What how would I know did his movie call? He only said makes the movie, has not said the name!” 中年秃顶男摊手道:“我哪知道他电影叫什么？他只说拍电影,没说名字啊！” „Aiya fuck!” The colleagues smiled to spurt, stood directly. “哎呀卧槽！”同事笑喷了,直接站了起来。 The police were also speechless, he pats the table say/way: „I am held responsible your name!” 那民警也无语了,他拍桌子道:“我是问你的名字！” The middle-aged bald person male saw the police to get angry, hastily to be honest own name. 中年秃顶男见民警怒了,连忙老实说了自己的名字。 Immediately the police also no longer asked that when directly he wins favor by ostentation, plays practical joke, or the spirit has the issue, immediately contacts with his family member. 当即民警也不再多问,直接当他哗众取宠,搞恶作剧,或者精神有问题,马上联系他的家人。 Afterward a warning, then made his family member take away him. 随后一番警告,便让他家人把他领走了。 „Really has space alien, I have not deceived you, really when......” middle-aged bald person male dragged away by the family member finally, but also is keeping stamping the feet to say. “真的有外星人啊,我没骗你们啊,真的……”中年秃顶男最后被家人拖走时,还在不停地跺脚说着。 But all these, Otis has not cared. 而这一切,帝斯都没有放在心上。 He has expected, is almost similar result. Otis is ‚Earth passes’, understands earthling. 他早就料到,差不多是类似的结果。帝斯是个‘地球通’,非常了解地球人。 These year of little grey person images had been disseminated by Illuminati, so long as were not witnessed massively, then the single eyewitness is not meaningful. 这些年小灰人的形象早就被光明会明里暗里传播遍了,所以只要不被大规模目击,那么单个目击者根本没有任何意义。 space alien? On how many letter/believes Earth does this year have to have space alien? 外星人？这年头有几个信地球上有外星人的？ Let alone witnessed, even if pats, or records, can still be washed is the special effect, or he melted the special skill makeup. 别说目击,就算是拍下来,或者录制下来,也能被洗成是特效,或者说他化了特技妆。 Illuminati must cover his existence, various great nations will also conceal very much sanely, therefore he is indifferent. 光明会必掩盖他的存在,各大国也都会很理智地隐瞒,所以他根本无所谓。 Sees park that place, only then a person, then openly descends, walks naturally, added while convenient sentence ‚makes the movie’, sexually harasses that eyewitness. 见公园那片地方只有一个人,便堂而皇之地降落下来,大大方方地走出去,顺带还说了句‘拍电影的’,调戏那名目击者。 These, Otis was familiar and easy, after all descended to earth to play too multiple. 这些,帝斯都轻车熟路了,毕竟下凡玩太多次了。 ...... ……