TO :: Volume #3

#260: A joke


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Not is only Phoenix Headquarters, all issued the department that launches missiles the order a moment ago, received the message. 不光是菲尼克斯总部,刚才所有下达发射导弹命令的部门,都收到了消息。 The Illuminati foothold in Port-au-Prince, the military base in Haiti, and even manual launched Amu of missile, on its side advertisement large screen, presents the same inscription! 太子港的光明会据点,海地本国的军事基地,乃至手动发射了一枚导弹的阿姆,其身旁的一面广告大屏幕上,也都呈现出相同的字样! Huang Ji and Amu, look that on the screen presented a strange writing. 黄极阿姆,都看着屏幕上呈现出了一种奇异的文字。 This language, by form writing of circle circle, is not about arranges, is not high and low, but is a circle. 这种文字,是以圈圈的形式书写的,不是左右排列,也不是上下,而是一个圆。 Starts to write from the center of circle, arranges clockwise outward, the character links, like vortex. 从圆心开始书写,顺时针向外排列,字连接在一起,如同旋涡。 Only is looks at this writing and written form, can feel profoundness and wonder. 光是看这文字与书写形式,就能感觉到其中的深邃与美妙。 Without a doubt, this is the space alien writing. 毫无疑问,这是外星人的文字。 Photosphere after finishing the own writing , under presents Chinese, as well as Hebrew and English: Were you attacking me a moment ago? 光球在写完了自己的文字后,又在下方呈现汉语,以及希伯来文和英文:你们刚才是不是在攻击我? This is translating! 这是在翻译! Phoenix Group Headquarters, at this moment three Nirvana, are the heads named Carmen, is Phoenix team leader, the present age winner of phoenix title, the Illuminati fight department commander-in-chief, is known as the strongest 32 levels. 菲尼克斯组总部,此刻有三名涅槃者在,为首的名叫卡门,是菲尼克斯组长,不死鸟称号的当代获得者,光明会战斗部门最高统帅,号称最强的32级。 At this moment he serious is looking at the large screen, almost wants the self-closing. 此刻他正一脸严肃地看着大屏幕,几乎要自闭。 Is attacking It? This cannot certainly say! 是不是在攻击祂?这当然不能说是啊! This is not the attack, please do not misunderstand, we played a joke. Actually you are willing to communicate were easy to do, I represent Illuminati to explain to you, has one to forbid openly to contact the agreement on Earth......” Carmen to say. “这不是攻击,请不要误会,我们只是开了一个玩笑。其实你愿意沟通就好办了,我代表光明会跟您解释一下,在地球上有一个禁止公开接触协议……”卡门说道。 He was also compelled a moment ago anxiously, ordered to attack, was good makes light ball space alien pay attention to them because of this finally. 他刚才也是逼急了,下令攻击,好在这总算让光球外星人理会他们了。 This space alien does not seem like understands Earth very much, even can't the missile distinguish clearly in the attack? Gave under a stair intentionally? 外星人似乎不是很了解地球啊,连导弹是在攻击都分不清吗?还是故意给了个台阶下? Carmen explained unceasingly forbids openly to contact the agreement, but in his opinion, this should be the matter that space alien knows. 卡门不断地解释禁止公开接触协议,不过在他看来,这应该是外星人都知道的事啊。 Moreover can come up descent to Earth, first passed through permission of Moon inevitably, only if the science and technology is higher than little grey person of Moon, sneaks across. 而且能降临到地球上来,必然是先经过了月球的允许,除非科技高于月球的小灰人,偷渡下来的。 Carmen explained that while pondered. 卡门一边解释,一边思考。 At this time, on the large screen demonstrated: I also play a joke to you.” 这时,大屏幕上显示:“我也给你们开一个玩笑吧。” „......” Carmen is stunned. “呃……”卡门愕然。 Was the opposite party this letter/believes? Hasn't believed? What is the space alien joke......? 对方这是信了?还是没信?外星人的玩笑……是什么? Afterward Amu reported the situation quickly: „It is not good...... that light ball to start to the tread to transmit the luminophor, does not know that is anything!” 随后阿姆很快汇报了现场情况:“不好了……那个光球开始对着地面发送发光体,不知道是什么!” „? Can leave? It is not right, he is still launching! He Jingyi Road has launched in the sea!” “诶?要离开了吗?不对,他还在发射!他已经一路发射到大海上了!” Carmen startled say/way: Luminophor? What thing? Is the attack?” 卡门惊道:“发光体?什么东西?是攻击吗?” Amu here and Huang Ji see astonishing one together, the big light ball in sprays the small light ball toward the ground unceasingly. 阿姆这边和黄极一起看到惊人的一幕,大光球在不断往地上喷射小光球。 The small light ball is very small, was some particles of illumination, the particle falls to the ground did not have, should submerge underground. 小光球很小,就是一些发光的微粒,微粒落到地上就没了,应该是没入了地下。 This is keeping toward the place undershoot anything! Attacks, did not say......” Amu to go into a light corpuscle falling place, discovered that anything did not have. “这是在不停地朝地下射着什么!是不是攻击,不好说……”阿姆跑到一处光粒落地点,发现什么也没有。 Huang Ji looked at that thing actually, but he will certainly not say. 黄极倒是看出来了那东西,但他当然不会说。 The cocoa in the launch, actually on the dragon number illumination spore, these spore is very at this moment small, is actually the single cell of large size. 可可此刻在发射的,其实是应龙号的发光孢子,这些孢子很小,其实就是大号的单细胞。 Radiant illumination 12 seconds, will evaporate to vanish. 璀璨发光个一两秒,就会蒸发消失。 The scene will only leave behind the little wreckage that the naked eye cannot see, the wind blows does not have. 现场只会留下肉眼根本看不到的少许残骸,风一吹就没了。 Because shines vanishes, therefore from the visual effect, seems some type of light corpuscle weapon to be launched the bottom directly! 但是因为发光又消失,所以从视觉效果上来看,就好像某种光粒武器被直接发射进地底! Not is only the bottom, the light ball launches, flies, had arrived in the sea. 不光是地底,光球一路发射,一路飞行,已经到了大海上。 more is rapidly far, in the sea also submerges this light corpuscle unceasingly, the looked Illuminati people tingle with numbness. 越飞越远,大海上也不断没入这种光粒,看的光明会众人心里发麻。 Excuse me! What is your joke?” Carmen urgently asked. “请问!您的玩笑是什么?”卡门急问道。 On the large screen presents a paragraph of writing: This planet's rotation one week later, the place that I hit will have the earthquake.” 大屏幕上又呈现出一段文字:“这颗行星自转一周后,我命中的地方会发生大地震。” What!” Carmen has a big shock. “什么!”卡门大惊失色。 Phoenix Headquarters and the presidents in Port-au-Prince foothold and even Haiti were scared. 菲尼克斯总部、太子港据点乃至海地的总统都傻眼了。 You are cracking a joke?” The Carmen forehead perspiration said. “您是在开玩笑的吧?”卡门额头出汗道。 On the large screen said: Is a joke, we averaged.” 大屏幕上说道:“就是一个玩笑,我们扯平了。” „Is my meaning...... it will really happen?” Carmen asked. “我的意思是……它真的会发生吗?”卡门问道。 The large screen said: Meeting.” 大屏幕说道:“会。” „......” Illuminati all informed person complete self-closings. “……”光明会所有知情者全部自闭。 Cannot crack a joke with space alien, others crack a joke real! 外星人开不得玩笑啊,人家开玩笑来真的啊! Is good because of also day, planet's rotation one week, isn't one day? The meaning was tomorrow's this time, will have the earthquake. 好在还有一天的时间,行星自转一周,不就是一天吗?意思是明天的这个时候,就会发生大地震。 Carmen mused that also has the time to recall. 卡门暗想还有时间可以挽回。 This Celestial, how to call......” Carmen to say depressing. “这位天人,请问如何称呼……”卡门压抑道。 The large screen said: I am nature perturbation.” 大屏幕说道:“我是一名自然扰动者。” This perturbation, please take back this joke, do you really dare to kill people?” Carmen said. “这位扰动者,请您收回这个玩笑,您难道真的敢杀人吗?”卡门说道。 I never recycle the perturbation to nature, if not think that some people die, why doesn't leave this?” The large screen said naturally. “我从来不回收对大自然的扰动,如果不想有人死,为什么不离开这呢?”大屏幕理所当然道。 Is this hear in the Carmen ear, why not eats hash simply? 这听在卡门耳朵里,简直就是‘何不食肉糜’? Indeed, they one god knows this disaster, the disaster is dies ahead of time, will not run here, since does not think that some people died, making one leave are not good. 的确,他们提前一天知道了这场灾难,灾难是死的,就在这里又不会跑,既然不想有人死,让人离开不就好了。 But this easier said than done, directly cancels the earthquake is not good? 但这谈何容易,直接把地震取消难道不好吗? I want to ask, your actions, were under permission of civilization of light?” Carmen can only carry out Lord Civilization again. “我想请问,您的所作所为,得到了光之文明的允许吗?”卡门只能再次搬出主的文明 The large screen said: My behavior does not need the permission of civilization of light, forbids openly to contact the Quasi-civilization bill is Milky Way Star Alliance law, is not the civilization of light law.” 大屏幕说道:“我的行为不需要光之文明的许可,禁止公开接触亚文明法案是银河星盟的法律,不是光之文明的法律。” That...... are that you under permission of Moon?” Carmen changed a view. “那……那您得到月球的允许吗?”卡门换了个说法。 The large screen said: „The technology of Moon was too backward, you are really the unvalued races.” 大屏幕说道:“月球的技术太落后了,你们真是个不受重视的种族啊。” That crowd man-made person the elementary knowledge does not have continually, on the intelligent system by Moon, wants to find my also as if joke only.” “那群‘人造人’连基础知识都没有,单靠月球上的智能系统,想找到我也仿佛一场玩笑。” The Carmen heart said that no wonder little grey person had not responded. This big light ball has not really obtained on Moon permission of little grey person, the descent Earth, is depends on the technology to eat secretly hardly, making little grey person not detect. 卡门心说难怪小灰人没有丝毫反应。这大光球的确没有得到月球上小灰人的允许,就私自降临地球,乃是靠着技术硬吃,让小灰人毫无察觉。 Continually elementary knowledge? This makes Carmen somewhat surprised, originally is Otis an illiterate person? 连基础知识都没有?这让卡门有些惊讶,原来帝斯是个文盲吗? He felt that the Otis knowledge is very profound...... Carmen also to understand, the measurables affirmation of space alien and they are different. 他感觉帝斯的知识很渊博啊……不过卡门也明白,外星人的衡量标准肯定和他们不一样。 No matter what law, you violated.” Carmen said. “不管是什么法律,那您还是违背了啊。”卡门说道。 The large screen said: „The servant of really interesting, entire bracket biggest criminal group, teaches me to abide by the law unexpectedly.” 大屏幕说道:“真有趣,整个悬臂最大犯罪集团的仆人,竟然教我遵守法律。” Biggest criminal group? Carmen gawked. 最大犯罪集团?卡门愣了。 Illuminati most people only know oneself give loyalty to six wills, is some god, but that god is civilization of light. 光明会大部分人只知道自己效忠于六的意志,是某个神,而那个神是光之文明的。 As for what Milky Way law, they, they only know that all kinds of space alien, must obey the rule here, by the little grey person control of Moon. 至于什么银河法律,他们并不懂,他们只知道各式各样的外星人,都必须在这里遵守规则,被月球的小灰人管制。 But little grey person is also the servants of their god, therefore their gods are biggest, this point Illuminati never doubted. 小灰人也是他们神的仆人,所以他们的神最大,这一点光明会从不置疑。 As for the criminal group, their also heart has the guess, after all the Lord behavior should in the crime. 至于犯罪集团,他们也心有猜测,毕竟主的行为应该是在犯罪。 Now hears this word from another space alien mouth, although they are accidental, but also accepted instantaneously, does not care. 现在从另一个外星人口中听到这个词,他们虽然意外,但也瞬间接受了,并不在乎。 It seems like you know that our...... so, why you also do want to do that? You did not fear that our lords do know this matter?” Carmen asked. “看来您知道我们的……既如此,您为何还要这么做?您不怕我们的主知道这件事吗?”卡门问道。 This meaning is very simple: No matter is civilization of light, is the criminal group, since you know that who our eldest children are, you haven't given him the face? 这意思很简单:不管到底是光之文明,还是犯罪集团,你既然知道我们老大是谁,你还不给他面子吗? I, since came, does not fear Anunnaki Corporation, on the contrary, he should fear me, his benefit chain ruining.” The large screen said. “我既然来了,就不怕阿努纳奇公司,相反,他应该怕我,把他的这条利益链给毁掉。”大屏幕说道。 Carmen was ignorant, this came a big shot? 卡门懵了,这是来了个大佬? Their human is the ants, the opposite party did not fear that their gods, how does this also do? 他们人类不过是蝼蚁,对方不怕他们的神,这还怎么搞? Ruins the benefit chain? Isn't this ruins them? Regarding the lord, this loses some benefits, but regarding Illuminati, this is the total destruction. 毁掉利益链?这不就是毁掉他们吗?对于主来说,这只是损失一些利益,但对于光明会而言,这就是灭顶之灾。 Moreover this destruction, is different from the big trial. God knows lord not to save them with enough time. 而且这种毁灭,不同于大审判。天知道主来不来得及救他们。 little grey person of Moon had said that they can ruin human with the meteorite, God in legend used the big flood, now this nature perturbation, as if likes with the earthquake. 月球的小灰人说过他们可以用陨石毁掉人类,传说中的上帝则是用了大洪水,如今这自然扰动者,似乎喜欢用地震。 Higher-level space alien, more likes with the natural phenomenon. Actually a richer person, more understood that probably saves money to be the same. 越高级的外星人,越喜欢用自然现象。其实就好像越有钱的人,越懂得省钱一样。 Dares to disregard the law and discipline, even in Earth randomly jokingly perturbation, perhaps is also the character of big criminal group. 敢无视法纪,甚至在地球乱开玩笑的扰动者,恐怕也是个大犯罪集团的人物。 Please do not ruin us......” valiant young people to enter the conference site. “请不要毁掉我们……”一名英姿勃发的年轻人走进了会场。 Carmen sees that salutes to say immediately: Fez Sword Hand.” 卡门见状立刻行礼道:“菲斯掌剑。” Future Fez, he rushes personally must with the sudden mysterious space alien dialogue. 来者正是菲斯,他亲自赶到要与突然出现的神秘外星人对话。 Perturbation, doesn't your goal destroy us absolutely? You because of our jokes, therefore does that...... we can compensate you......” Fez to say. “扰动者,您的目的绝对不是毁灭我们吧?您是因为我们的玩笑,所以才这么做的……我们可以补偿您……”菲斯说道。 The large screen said: „Did you actually discuss the compensation with me?” 大屏幕说道:“你们竟然和我谈补偿?” This seems like a huge joke, Fez also thought that this pulls very much, but he braces oneself saying: We can compensate with human.” 这似乎是个天大的笑话,菲斯也觉得这很扯,但他还是硬着头皮道:“我们可以用人类来补偿。” The large screen long time, said silent: „Do you want to work for me?” 大屏幕沉默良久,才说道:“你们是要为我工作了吗?” Fez is startled, thinks, their prime tasks provide the population for the lord. 菲斯一怔,心想是啊,他们的主要工作就是为主提供人口。 If they also provide the population to perturbation, didn't work for him? 如果他们也把人口提供给扰动者,不就是为他工作了吗? Perturbation who this anything does not fear, perhaps is also the interstellar criminal, gives him the population he also to sell the high price. 这个什么都不怕的扰动者,恐怕也是个星际罪犯,给他人口他也能卖出高价。 The words that can subside like this were all right, to Illuminati, Earth anything lacks, is not short of manpower. 能这样平息的话就没事了,对光明会而言,地球什么都缺,就是不缺人。 However Fez also in hesitant, what oneself said is compensation, but the opposite party as if understood that directly worked for him. 不过菲斯还在犹豫,自己说的是‘补偿’,不过对方似乎直接理解成了为他工作。 That this words cannot answer casually, for another criminal group work, is betraying Lord. 那这个话就不能随便答了,为另一个犯罪集团工作,就是在背叛主了。 However his hesitant, large screen said: I have no interest in human, I am only interested in Earth.” 然而他这一犹豫,大屏幕说道:“我对人类没有兴趣,我只对地球感兴趣。” Fez stares, said hastily: Please wait, perturbation, we can chat again.” 菲斯一愣,连忙道:“请等一下,扰动者,我们可以再谈谈。” But has not answered, Amu reported the situation quickly: Big light ball had left, can pursue?” 可是已经没有答复了,阿姆很快汇报了现场的情况:“大光球已经离开了,要追吗?” Fez said: Pursues to have a look.” 菲斯说道:“追上去看看。” Meanwhile the large screen restored the picture, Amu uses Illuminati to pursue in only bird of prey fighter aircraft of Haiti directly. 与此同时大屏幕恢复画面,阿姆直接动用光明会在海地的唯一一架猛禽战斗机追了上去。 In the speed, the fighter aircraft will catch up shortly. 速度上,战斗机顷刻间就追上了。 However the gauge board malfunctions instantaneously, the entire frame airplane becomes unable to control, falls toward the sea in directly. 然而仪表盘瞬间失灵,整架飞机变得无法操控,直接往大海上坠。 After Amu operates repeatedly is fruitless, can only , helpless parachuting. 阿姆反复操作无果后,只能无奈跳伞。 Pursues, does the fighter aircraft of human also want to pursue UFO? Others disdain in the acceleration, they can only look helplessly that light ball vanishes in the sea day frontline. 追个屁,人类的战斗机还想追ufo?人家都不屑于加速,他们只能眼睁睁的看着那个光球消失在海天一线。 The satellite, radar and infrared tracing could not find entirely. 卫星、雷达、红外追踪统统找不到。 Shortly after the Illuminati support troops rush, their fighter formations search in Caribbean Sea everywhere, is the trail of no light ball. 不久后光明会的支援部队赶到,他们的战斗机编队在加勒比海上四处搜索,也是毫无光球的踪迹。 Obviously, the opposite party has suddenly accelerated, does not know where flew to go, referred to erratically had left Earth. 显然,对方已经突然加速,不知道飞哪去了,指不定已经离开了地球。 ...... ……
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