„Wet nurse, father perceived through meditation was so long, thinks your time you also finally came out.” Hong Xiaobao will not let up this opportunity, now did not ask, when Meng Xianji must sleep may be too late to regret. “奶娘的,老子参悟了这么久,想到你的时候你还终于出来了。”洪小宝可不会放过这个机会,现在不问,等到梦仙机又要去睡觉的时候可就悔之晚矣。 „Does dream grandfather, what thing help me have a look in this quickly is? Isn't a pit?” Hong Xiaobao hurried small sound track. “梦爷爷,快帮我看看这里面到底是什么东西？不会是个坑吧？”洪小宝急忙小声道。 „Pit? Your grandfather I, if young time can find such flamboyant pit, the father so will not be bad luck in the past!” Meng Xianji Jie Jie said with a smile, demonity laughter made Hong Xiaobao creepy feeling. “坑？你爷爷我要是年轻的时候能找到这么牛逼的坑,老子当年就不会这么倒霉了！”梦仙机桀桀笑道,魔性笑声令洪小宝头皮发麻。 „Flamboyant” this word is Hong Xiaobao tells him, old fogy not anything hobby, but very catches cold to the new thing, for example toilet, for example Great Healthcare, for example chain store, for example dance hall, for example true qi Cannon...... “牛逼”这个词是洪小宝告诉他的,老家伙没什么爱好,但对一些新的东西还是挺感冒的,比如马桶,比如大保健,比如连锁店,比如歌舞厅,比如真气加农炮…… Ha Ha, the old boy usually had matter to be all right praises Hong Xiaobao this flamboyant head along with him, was very flamboyant. 哈哈,老小子平时有事没事就夸洪小宝这牛逼脑袋随了他,都很牛逼。 This point Hong Xiaobao indicated to refuse to accept, because the flamboyant head was also own, if the head of Meng Xianji has present Xiaobao to be flamboyant, how initially possibly to this bracelet, he usually spoke the time simply is the child intelligence quotient, came toward, this old goods strength terror, perhaps died early! 这一点洪小宝表示不服,因为再牛逼的脑袋也是自己的,梦仙机的脑袋要是有现在的小宝牛逼,当初怎么可能到这个镯子里来,还有,他平时说话的时候简直就是小孩子智商,直来直往,要不是这老货实力恐怖,恐怕死得更早！ The fortunately will of the people separates the belly, Meng Xianji, if in the thing including Hong Xiaobao head can look that Xiaobao did not wear this bracelet. 好在人心隔肚皮,梦仙机要是连洪小宝脑袋里的东西都能看出来,小宝就不戴这个镯子了。 Heard Meng Xianji saying that Hong Xiaobao stone at heart may be has put, this can also say anything, a character „flamboyant!” 听到梦仙机这么说,洪小宝心里的石头可算是放了下来,这还能说什么,一个字“牛逼！” Definitely was he in bored looked at the shutter, looked saw an unrivalled treasure, otherwise Meng Xianji such will not speak incoherently, crazed! 肯定是他在无聊的时候看了看门板,一看就看到了一件旷世的宝贝,不然梦仙机也不会这么语无伦次,丧心病狂！ „Since is the good thing, how to place here?” The Hong Xiaobao two illumination look on shutter the dense and numerous rune marks, but on the face actually pretends any matter not to have, left others to be farther unintentionally. “既然是好东西,怎么会放在这里？”洪小宝两眼发光地看着门板上密密麻麻的符文印记,不过脸上却装作什么事都没有,有意无意地离得别人远了一些。 Others cannot look, will definitely understand Xiaobao look at this moment on Qingqing that little rascal elf, when the time comes comes to get to the bottom to be possible not to be good. 别人看不出来,就青青那个小鬼精灵肯定会看懂小宝此刻的眼神,到时候来个寻根问底可就不好了。 „Did ghost, place here unable to be the good thing?” The Meng Xianji demonity roar resounds: „As the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place. You had not noticed that the babies of these being wet behind the ears haven't discovered this inside secret? Also is you, bumps into discovers in this strangeness. If no your this little animal, here secret feared that crossed several century impossible some people to discover again!” “鬼,放在这里就不能是好东西了吗？”梦仙机魔性的吼声又响起:“常言道,最危险的地方就是最安全的地方。你没看到那些个乳臭未干的小娃娃们都没发现这里面的秘密吗？也就是你,误打误撞才发现这里面的怪异。若没有你这个小畜生,这里的秘密怕是再过几个世纪都不可能有人发现得了！” This so-called **** transports? 诶呀,这难道就是所谓的****运？ Hong Xiaobao sucked has pounded the mouth, smiled, was my Hong Xiaobao has on this day the big luck. 洪小宝咂了砸嘴,会心一笑,也就是我洪小宝才有这天大的运气。 Who would imagine Meng Xianji suddenly smiles: „Also is you, the soul strength is good, does not know these rune inside meanings. Therefore will not go into seriously, illiterate person, only knows to look at the design, but this also really made you give ignorant to be right!” 岂料梦仙机忽然嘿嘿一笑:“也就是你,灵魂力还不错,又不知道这些符文里面的意思。所以不会去深究,文盲嘛,就只知道看图案,不过这还真让你给蒙对了！” This little while Hong Xiaobao was not happy that what is an illiterate person, what is only the map-read, I especially curious good? The 21 st century most outstanding talent that I have gone to college, you are an illiterate person, your family is an illiterate person. 这会儿该洪小宝不高兴了,什么叫文盲,什么叫只看图,我特么只是好奇好么？我可是上过大学的二十一世纪最杰出的天才,你才是文盲,你全家都是文盲。 „Good. Has not pulled with you, grasps the time to write down these things, I want you now on comprehension this inside mystique!” The Meng Xianji expression suddenly becomes very strong. “好了。不跟你扯了,抓紧时间把这些东西都记下来,我要你现在就领悟这里面的秘法！”梦仙机的语气忽然变得很强硬。 Mystique? That was really the good thing! 秘法？那就真是好东西了！ Hong Xiaobao almost happily must to jump. This was anything unites the grave of day Emperor Wu, mystique that he left behind can be the common thing. Perhaps do the beforehand nine reels add not to have the mystique on this shutter to be powerful? 洪小宝差点高兴得要跳起来。这可是什么什么戮天武帝的墓,他老人家留下的秘法那能是一般的东西。恐怕之前九个卷轴加起来也没这一片门板上的秘法给力吧？ Since is the good thing not to fear that is supporting. Hong Xiaobao has no qualms in his money-mad true colors, linked the within the body overwhelming feeling completely to be also numb unexpectedly. 既然是好东西就不怕撑着。洪小宝无愧于他的财迷本色,竟连体内翻江倒海的感觉也全然麻木了。 Hey, the good thing to have sole possession of! father has sole possession of these things you to be possible also to be kept in the dark! 嘿嘿,好东西就得独吞！老子独吞这些东西你们可都还蒙在鼓里呢！ Looked at around one these not to know meanly, therefore the monstruous talent, Hong Xiaobao smiled, continued to take down the design on shutter. 幸灾乐祸地看了一眼周围这些不知所以的妖孽们,洪小宝嘿嘿一笑,继续记下门板上的图案。 If records these dense and numerous rune marks, Hong Xiaobao definitely cannot endure, Meng Xianji this old fogy words bad principle is not bad, regarding rune, compares other talents that Hong Xiaobao knows really to be also considered as on is the layman. After all do these small monstruous talent need to face various ancient and mysterious rune from a birth, what Hong Xiaobao have? Before 18 -year-old , he is will only make some tools. It is not including the followers, this rune curriculum was he spends for two months to study hard so as not to fall behind study. 要是记这些密密麻麻的符文印记,洪小宝肯定是吃不消的,梦仙机这个老家伙话糟理不糟,对于符文来说,洪小宝知道的相比其他天才而言还真算得上是门外汉。毕竟那些小妖孽们从一出生就要面对各种各样古老而神秘的符文,洪小宝有什么？18岁前他还是个只会制造一些工具。连修炼者都算不上,这符文的课程还是他花了两个月时间赶课学的呢。 Finally looks at the eighth flagstone, Hong Xiaobao felt one like fainting car(riage), in an instant thinks gloomy, the whole person is not good. 终于看完第八块石板,洪小宝已经感觉自己就像晕了车一样,刹那间觉得天昏地暗,整个人都不好了。 „This is any ghost thing, does not need to record, they of paralysis drilled toward my brain, love me!” Hong Xiaobao moves the step to the ninth flagstone difficultly, pulled the mouth to say ill-humoredly. “这是什么鬼东西,根本就不需要记嘛,麻痹的它们都一个劲地往我脑子里钻,疼死我了！”洪小宝艰难地向第九块石板挪步,扯了扯嘴没好气地说道。 My %#%#...... 我%#%#…… In the bracelet good time not to have voiced, does not know that Meng Xianji that old man died or is being absent-minded, is only after a while, in the bracelet is not suddenly tranquil. 镯子里好一阵时间没有发声,也不知道梦仙机那个老头是死了还是在开小差,只是过了一会儿,镯子里忽然不平静了。 „Nyima, can your boy also make me tranquiler? Your, I was look to understand, your his mother was the material of practice, any Greed Wolf body and spirit, this welldoing compares now with you, that was also only the tip of the iceberg, my God, I must have your such talent already to conquer the places of some in society all people, I was mad, the poor man old will have the hypertension! I go......” “尼玛,你小子还能让我平静一些么？你丫的,我算是看明白了,你他妈就是修炼的料,什么贪狼体魄啊,跟你现在这德行比起来,那还只是冰山一角,我的天,我要有你这样的天赋早就征服世间所有有人的地方了,我气呀,可怜人老了会有高血压！我去……” In the bracelet good to scold, after scolding, Hong Xiaobao can intensely feel bracelet to have the aftershock. 镯子里好一阵骂,骂完了之后,洪小宝都能强烈地感受到镯子里尤有余震。 My God, sentimental Meng Xianji this old fogy was praising me, good good, the elder brother such held in the mouth, such unique handsome charming. 我的天,感情梦仙机这老家伙在夸我呢,不错不错,哥就是这么叼,这么独一无二英俊帅气。 Hong Xiaobao cracks into a smile difficultly, this little while he is uncomfortable, smiles the ratio to cry to be ugly: „Was dream grandfather, you praising me?” 洪小宝艰难地咧嘴一笑,这会儿他难受着呢,笑起来比哭还要难看:“梦爷爷,你在夸我？” He said that intentionally, in the beforehand bracelet can feel the scene that the spittle flies randomly after all, can't beautiful? 他是故意这么说的,毕竟之前镯子里都能感受到唾沫星子乱飞的场景,就不许自己美一下？ In the bracelet is a silence, if Meng Xianji is not the soul condition, the facial expression of his foaming with rage eyeball is very certainly wonderful , in a while, in the bracelet broadcasts Meng Xianji constrains very for a long time „unwillingly” sound: „I am the strange God such do not enlarge ones vision, any advantage has given how you, if has given me......” 镯子里又是一阵沉默,要是梦仙机不是灵魂状态,他那吹胡子瞪眼睛的神情一定很美妙,果然,过了一阵子之后,镯子里又传来梦仙机压抑很久的“不甘”声音:“我是怪老天爷这么不开眼,怎么什么好处都给了你,要是给了我的话……” „Oh, did not say that you a bit faster write down to me especially, today must perceive through meditation to me, otherwise the father has executed you!” Meng Xianji extremely angry [say / way], his spittle , if no this bracelet to block, feared that must depart 2-3 meters far. “唉,不说了,你特么快点给我记下来,今天就得给我参悟,不然老子毙了你！”梦仙机愤愤道,他的唾沫星子要是没有这镯子挡住,怕是要飞出两三米远。 „Volume, isn't your this cheats? Can I look at these things well already good? Also must perceive through meditation, when you I am Jade Emperor?” Hong Xiaobao lowers the sound to scold resentfully. “额,你这不是坑人么？我能看完这些东西就已经不错了好么？还要参悟,你当我是玉皇大帝啊？”洪小宝压低声音愤懑骂道。 „Jade Emperor? Very flamboyant?” Meng Xianji asked suddenly. “玉皇大帝？很牛逼么？”梦仙机忽然问道。 I ¥#%...... 我¥#%…… Hong Xiaobao lowers the head deeply inspired, consoles oneself saying: „Originally is not a person of world, communicates some difficulties to be very normal.” 洪小宝低着头深吸了一口气,自我安慰道:“本就不是一个世界的人,沟通起来有些困难很正常。” „Is specially flamboyant, in this world nobody is more flamboyant than him!” Hong Xiaobao nodded to say. “特别牛逼,这世界上没有人比他更牛逼！”洪小宝点了点头道。 „.” Meng Xianji has complied with one. “哦。”梦仙机应了一声。 The Hong Xiaobao book thinks that this talk such passed, which expects Meng Xianji to shout suddenly: „Your a bit faster perceives through meditation inside building up soul big law, helping us remould the soul, when I come out to his him follow one!” 洪小宝本以为这段谈话就这么过去了,哪料到梦仙机忽然喊道:“你丫的快点参悟里面的炼魂大法,帮我们重塑魂魄,等我出来要跟他丫的干一场！” My #%#¥!...... 我#%#¥！…… The dream grandfather, your also really anything dares to do! 梦爷爷,你丫还真什么都敢干呐！ However...... What ghost builds up the soul big law is? Difficult to be inadequate...... Ha Ha Ha, is the mystique in Meng Xianji mouth! This name sounds on the good flamboyant appearance! 不过……炼魂大法是什么鬼？难不成……哈哈哈,难道就是梦仙机口中的秘法！这名字听起来就好牛逼的样子嘛！ „Good, I study, I try hard to study, I strive to perceive through meditation today, even if dies on the road of perceiving through meditation also refuses to balk at......” the Hong Xiaobao forehead to fling three heavy lines, ill-humored [say / way]. “好,我学,我努力学,我争取今天就参悟,哪怕是死在参悟的路上也在所不惜……”洪小宝额头甩出三条黑线,没好气道。 Who I am, I am Hong Xiaobao! Died was too strange regarding me, I do not die, looked, in the dream grandfather such helped to cherish in my situation, I wanted, for you expressed my sincerity. 我是谁,我是洪小宝！死对于我来说太陌生了,我不要死,不过嘛,看在梦爷爷这么帮助爱护我的情况下,我还是愿意为了您表达我的诚意的。 In Hong Xiaobao heart unstated criticism, but is enduring the vomitive hard to endure feeling slowly to the ninth stele at the speed of snail, the will to go to crawls. 洪小宝心中腹诽,不过还是忍着呕吐难忍的感觉缓缓向第九块石碑以蜗牛的速度,以赴死的毅力爬去。 The talents on the scene were pondering over to the shutter on rune mark could not fish out a way for a long time, must therefore give up, but they were about to leave, actually discovered that the Xiaobao looks like was poisoned flushes away toward the ninth shutter generally. 在场的天才们原本对着门板上的符文印记琢磨了许久都摸不出个门道,所以只得放弃,只是等他们准备离开的时候,却发现小宝像中了毒一般朝着第九块门板冲去。 „Was Xiaobao this? Should not be poisoned, looks antidote?” In Qingqing heart unstated criticism, not only excited and worry moves toward Hong Xiaobao, the surprise asks: „Xiaobao, you...... Is this must go to the bathroom?” “小宝这是怎么了？该不会是真中了毒,去找解药了吧？”青青心中腹诽,既兴奋又担心地走向洪小宝,诧异问道:“小宝,你……这是要如厕么？” Said that she mindless laughs. 说完她就没心没肺地哈哈大笑起来。 I %%...... 我%%…… Hong Xiaobao is uncomfortable, hears Qingqing is incomparable „gently” regards, the belly was more uncomfortable. 洪小宝正难受着呢,听到青青无比“温柔”的问候,肚子就更难受了。 The lesser monk also saw that Hong Xiaobao does not suit, pulls out shining medicine pill from the sleeve bag of [gold/metal] wisp of cassock hastily, said with a smile gently: „This is the senior monk to disintoxicating pill of monk, can purify the mind the clear vision, hundred do not fear poisonously.” 小和尚也看出洪小宝不对劲了,连忙从金缕袈裟的袖袋里掏出一枚金灿灿的丹药,柔和笑道:“这是老和尚给和尚的解毒丹,能清心明目,百毒不惧。” I depend, this medicine pill is dodging the shining ray in his hand, looks is the good goods. 我靠,这丹药在他手上闪着金灿灿的光芒,一看就是好货色。 Really the monk is richest, lesser monk kept on proclaiming what has not brought what thing, what that this was medicine pill? Difficult to be inadequate baseless changes? Won't rub like Daoji, rubs comes out? 果然还是和尚最有钱,小和尚口口声声说什么没带什么东西,那这丹药是什么？难不成是凭空变出来的？不会像济公那样搓一搓,搓一搓就出来了吧？ Is thinking, the belly of Hong Xiaobao was also sorer, if rubs, should also be black...... 这么想着,洪小宝的肚子又更疼了,不过如果是搓出来的话,应该也是黑的呀…… Hong Xiaobao sees the lesser monk puts out medicine pill time, the look of people changed, saw the meat like the greedy person. 洪小宝看到小和尚拿出丹药的时候,众人的眼神都变了,就像饿狼看到了肉一样。 „Em, certainly is the treasure, first ate said again.” Is thinking, Hong Xiaobao crawls difficultly to the lesser monk. “恩,一定是宝贝,先吃了再说。”这么想着,洪小宝艰难地向小和尚爬去。 Suddenly in the great hall presents a shadow. 忽然大堂中又出现一道黑影。 My grass, here we go again! 我草,又来了！ Hong Xiaobao protects oneself hastily, for fear that fellow has stolen any thing on oneself. 洪小宝连忙护住自身,生怕那家伙在自己身上偷了什么东西。 After gust, Hong Xiaobao discovered own root hair has not fallen, has a look at the shutter again...... 只是,一阵风过后,洪小宝发现自己身上一根毛都没掉,再看看门板…… My God! The my ninth shutter, I have not looked especially! Grass! 我的天！我的第九块门板,我特么还没看完呢！草！ However what awfully is the lesser monk, at this moment his hand also such keep flat, but body continuously shivers suddenly. 不过更要命的是小和尚,此刻他的手还那样平放着,只是身体忽然不住地颤抖。 „Nyima, my grass your two ancestors, the thing of your his mother Monk even/including you also steals!” The lesser monk yawn scolds suddenly, the whole person the lion is common like awoke, makes the Hong Xiaobao chill.( Not “尼玛的,我草你二祖宗,你他妈连和尚的东西你也偷啊！”小和尚忽然张口开骂,整个人就像一头睡醒了的雄狮一般,令洪小宝恶寒不已。(未 Ends being continued 完待续 ~^~) ~^~)