NG :: Volume #2

#111: Really is not good to deceive!

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Are these old men quite interesting do have? 这几个老头子好有趣啊有没有？ The Hong Xiaobao look is greatly bright, his eyeball revolution, said with a smile: „I guess first that the wind century is an Boss, forest ten thousand years is a second child, right?” Four old man heads, Hong Xiaobao also said: „A fire series is the third child, Shan Jianghu is a fourth child!” 洪小宝眼神大亮,他眼珠一转,笑着说道:“那我先猜猜,风千秋是老大,林万载是老二,对吧？”四个老头儿一头,洪小宝又道:“火一统是老三,山江湖是老四！” „Right right,” wind century said: „Guesses that we four orders are not difficult, you guess again that our four who will get up to admit defeat first?” Lin ten thousand years said: „In any case definitely is not I.” A fire series said: „Also definitely is not I.” Shan Jianghu: „Naturally is not I!” “没错没错,”风千秋道:“不过猜出来咱们四个的顺序不难,那你再猜猜,咱们四个谁会先起来认输？”林万载道:“反正肯定不是我。”火一统道:“也肯定不是我。”山江湖:“自然也不会是我！” Their four person, this issue is very difficult to guess. However Hong Xiaobao after is Hong Xiaobao, cannot calculate by the common sense, said: „Hey, anyone of you got up we not to say first first, but I must ask one, I said a moment ago calculates my, you complied, this always right?” 他们四个一人一句,这个问题就很难猜。不过洪小宝毕竟是洪小宝,不能以常理计算,道:“嘿嘿,你们谁先起来咱们先不说,不过我得问一句,刚才我说算我一个,你们可是答应了的,这总没错吧？” „Right,” the wind century first nod: „Our having the final say number!” Forest ten thousand years: „Otherwise we will not lie down in this for three days.” A fire series: „Sets the gambling approximately to carry out!” Shan Jianghu: „How do you plan to bet?” “没错,”风千秋第一个点头:“咱们说了就算数！”林万载:“不然咱们也不会在这躺三天。”火一统:“定下赌约就得执行！”山江湖:“那你打算怎么赌？” Hong Xiaobao said with a smile: „You comply on the line, I afterward participated, is also youngest, therefore I must arrange behind you, doesn't this have the issue? As for betting what, that is naturally same as you, right?” 洪小宝笑着说道:“你们答应就行,不过呢,我本来是后来才参加的,年龄又最小,所以我得排在你们后面,这没问题吧？至于赌的什么,那自然就跟你们一样,对吧？” The wind forest volcano four people look at each other one mutually, a head: „Right, does not have issue!” 风林火山四人互相对视一眼,一头:“对对对,没问题！” „Good, I may first get up!” Hong Xiaobao this took a seat, said with a smile: „Good, I am youngest, I lose, the gambling law of if according to us a moment ago saying, was the youngest person loses turned in a big way?” “那好,那我可就先起来了！”洪小宝这就坐了起来,笑道:“好啦,我最小,我输啦,要是按照咱们刚才说的赌法,是不是最小的人输了就变成了最大的？” Hong Xiaobao comes together simultaneously covers under being quiet treasure palace so to be always fierce with several guard and Guan Juxiong that shamelessness is invincible! 跟洪小宝一起过来的几个护卫和关巨熊同时捂住嘴宝殿下总是这么厉害,无耻者无敌啊！ Four old men you have a look at me, I have a look at you, nods: „Right right, you are biggest.” 四个老头儿你看看我,我看看你,同时点头:“没错没错,你是最大的。” Then their four people simultaneously sat. 然后他们四人同时坐了起来。 Finally actually does not think that their four just sat, suddenly moves, the four sounds, the Hong Xiaobao both hands both feet, was grasped by their one immediately in the hand, has raised! 结果却不想,他们四个刚一坐起来,忽然之间一齐而动,唰唰唰唰四声,洪小宝的双手双脚,顿时就被他们一人一个抓在手中,提了起来！ Their this movements are extremely quick, Guan Juxiong has not thought that they can launch an attack instantaneously, suddenly is cautious about harming evildoers lest the innocent be hurt, does not dare to move heedlessly actually. 他们这动作极快,就连关巨熊也没想到他们会瞬间发难,一时间投鼠忌器,倒是不敢乱动。 The wind century said with a smile: „Your this baby plays the mind!” Lin ten thousand years said: „If so simple, our fourth child already did get up?” A fire series said: „Therefore our stipulations are the fourth child first get up to calculate to lose, but he is youngest!” Shan Jianghu said with a smile: „Therefore I must last get up ability to be biggest!” 风千秋笑道:“你这小娃娃耍心眼！”林万载道:“要是这么简单,那咱们老四岂不是早就起来了？”火一统道:“所以咱们这规定就是老四先起来算输,但是他还是最小的！”山江湖笑道:“所以我得最后一个起来才能最大！” These old fogies evidently are not very silly...... 靠,这几个老家伙看样子不是很傻嘛…… „You had not said this moment ago,” Hong Xiaobao does not do: „I do not know, does not know should not keep a promise!” “你们刚才可没说这个,”洪小宝不干了:“我又不知道,不知道的就不应该算数！” „Baby, plays narrow-minded that is suffers a loss,” wind century said: „Our brothers four lived over 150 years old,” forest ten thousand years said: „Has eaten the salt the rice are more than you have eaten.” A fire series said: „The bridge that passes through are more than road that you pass through.” Shan Jianghu supplemented: „Therefore you cannot fight our!” “小娃娃,耍小心眼那可是吃亏的,”风千秋道:“咱们兄弟四个活了150多岁啦,”林万载道:“吃过的盐比你吃过的米还多。”火一统道:“走过的桥比你走过的路还多。”山江湖补充:“所以你斗不过我们的！” Then four people with one voice: „Our together makes an effort, you ripping 45,678 pieces!” 然后四人异口同声:“咱们这就一起用力,把你给撕成45678片！” Sees with own eyes such four at sixes and sevens old men, if makes an effort, that may be the equivalent to team of four horses dismembers, is not chats, several guard are greatly anxious, Guan Juxiong also at any time prepares to begin, finally Hong Xiaobao has not actually been afraid, said: „First do not worry, who said that I do play narrow-mindedly? I want to finish eating the food then we again to compare with you actually first! I am young, continuously is very hungry, you cannot bully the child!” 眼见这么四个乱七八糟的老头儿要是真的一起用力,那可就是相当于驷马分尸,不是说笑的,几名护卫大急,关巨熊也是随时准备动手,结果洪小宝却一点都没害怕,道:“先别着急,谁说我耍小心眼啦？我其实是想先跟你们吃完饭然后咱们再比过！我岁数小,挺不住饿,你们不许欺负小孩！” The wind century said: „Em? Pours also a little truth.” Lin ten thousand years nods: „His really was small, very continuously hungrily also normal.” A fire series said: „Em, we first do not rip him.” Shan Jianghu said: „Said, first after eating meal, competes with also well, this called to first use courtesy and then use force!” 风千秋道:“恩？倒也有点道理。”林万载点头:“他确实小了点,挺不住饿也正常。”火一统道:“恩,那咱们就先不撕他。”山江湖道:“说起来,先吃饭后比试也不错,这叫先礼后兵！” They spoke of here, threw the ground Hong Xiaobao directly, did not worry to continue the ratio actually, the four sounds, four people of gust also vanished generally, happen to east , south , west and north four directions, but the moment time, a four people of person raised wild creatures to walk, said with a smile: „Does baby, how you want to eat?” 他们说到这里,直接就把洪小宝扔到地上,倒是也不着急继续比,唰唰唰唰四声,四人一阵风一般同时消失,正好东南西北四个方向,不过片刻时间,四人一人提着一只野物又走了回来,同时笑道:“小娃娃,那你想怎么吃？” The skills of these fellows also are really good! 这几个家伙的身手还真是不错呀！ Hong Xiaobao crawls from the ground, said: „This type of game, that must roast is eating is best.” 洪小宝从地上爬起来,道:“这种野味,那必须要烤着吃才最好。” The wind century said: „We roasted are eating are sick of eating.” Lin ten thousand years said: „Every day is this, is not good!” A fire series said: „You must think individual method, otherwise calculates that you lose.” Shan Jianghu: „Lost to be ripped 456,789 pieces!” 风千秋道:“我们烤着吃都吃腻了。”林万载道:“每天都是这样,不好！”火一统道:“你得想个别的方法,不然还是算你输。”山江湖:“输了就得被撕成456789片！” To be honest, so four idiot speeches at sixes and sevens, is actually interesting, is dangerous. 老实说,这么四个浑人说话乱七八糟,倒是有趣,却又非常危险。 Their skills are extremely good, in the field the people are only also worse than Guan Juxiong on, really begin, Guan Juxiong is really also not necessarily able to hit them, after all lived for more than 150 years, looks like the bludger is solemn, in fact is not good to deceive. 他们的身手极好,场内众人也就只比关巨熊差上一点,真动起手来,关巨熊还真就未必能打过他们,毕竟活了150多年,看起来混混噩噩,实际上却不是那么好糊弄的。 So long as fortunately does not begin, Hong Xiaobao has not feared this, he looked, said: „Prepares food I to be an expert, but the issue does not have the seasoning, how did you call me to do to you delicious?” 好在只要不是强动手,洪小宝还真不怕这个,他四下里看了看,道:“做菜我在行啊,可是问题是没有调料,你叫我怎么给你们做好吃的？” As a person of seeing the world, Hong Xiaobao regarding preparing food that is very adept. But this dish other said that was the key question on the seasoning you do not have the seasoning world-class master chef unable to make the delicious dish is not? 作为一个见过世面的人,洪小宝对于做菜那是非常拿手的。可是这菜别的好说,关键问题在于调料上你没有调料就算世界级的大厨也做不出好吃的菜不是？ But clearly, the wind forest volcano four people are also big glutton, the wind century put out a package from the clothes obviously: „Here has the salt to have the sugar.” Forest ten thousand years: „I have the liquor to have the vinegar.” A fire series: „I have the surface to have the soy sauce!” Shan Jianghu: „My this also a little ground pepper anything's small spice.” 而很明显,风林火山四人明显也是大吃货,风千秋从衣服里面拿出一个包裹:“我这里有盐有糖。”林万载:“我有酒有醋。”火一统:“我这有面有酱油！”山江湖:“我这还有点胡椒粉什么的小香料。” Then four people put the ground the thing, is pointing at Hong Xiaobao together: „Starts in a big hurry, we were also hungry!” 然后四人把东西放地上,一起指着洪小宝:“快快开始,我们也饿了！” Nyima, these fellows are not really good to deceive, the seasoning that eats meal continually prepares such complete...... 尼玛,这几个家伙果然不是那么好糊弄的,连吃饭的调味料都准备的这么齐全…… „, This minor matter rarely but actually I,” Hong Xiaobao will directly receive how possibly a pheasant, starts to direct Zhao Si Er: „Zhao Si Er, you go to tidy up this chicken, today we make to call the chicken!” “切,这种小事怎么可能会难得倒我,”洪小宝直接接过一只野鸡,就开始指挥赵四儿:“赵四儿,你去把这鸡收拾收拾,今天咱们来做个叫化鸡！” The wind century is curious: „Called the colored chicken? Do the beggars eat?” Lin ten thousand years shakes the head: „This boy big badness, he said that we are the beggars.” A fire series: „We are not the beggars, we are the wind forest volcanos, has the literary reference!” Shan Jianghu: „Ate called the flower chicken, was the beggar!” 风千秋好奇:“叫花鸡？叫花子吃的？”林万载摇头:“这小子大大的坏,他说咱们是叫花子。”火一统:“咱们可不是叫花子,咱们是风林火山,有典故的！”山江湖:“可是吃了叫花鸡,就是叫花子了！” Four people spoke of here, has raised Hong Xiaobao...... 四人说到这里,又把洪小宝提了起来…… „Puts me to get down quickly!” Hong Xiaobao yelled: „Who told you to eat called the flower the chicken is a beggar? I am an imperial prince, did I eat also changed a beggar?” “快放我下来！”洪小宝大叫:“谁告诉你们吃了叫花鸡就是叫花子的？我还是皇子呢,难道我吃了也变叫花子了？” „Is reasonable,” four people let go together: „That has not hurried to do!” “有道理,”四人一起松手:“那还不赶紧做！”
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