«Toxicant Can Joke Poem Changes Fool» that is shoddy selected poems, wears the poem that the author writes is not funny, does not have the aesthetic sense of poetry. 《毒药可以让人变傻子的笑话诗》是一本拙劣的诗选,著作者写的诗既不搞笑,也没有诗文的美感。 Moreover such issue document way, making all contents obscurely is difficult to understand. 而且这样的行文方式,让一切内容都变得晦涩难懂。 But the hidden in the poetry regarding the cognition of various violently poisonous demon medicines, is absolutely extra-superior. 但隐藏于诗文中对于各种剧毒魔药的认知,绝对是超一流的。 For example this- 比如这段- Pitiful Peter passes today too bad 可怜的彼得今天过得太糟糕了 He drank to increase the wisdom medicinal preparation to prepare to deal with today's appointment 他本来喝下增智剂准备应付今天的约会 He starts to fantasize that the goddess with the help of demon medicine will be together with him will be joyful 他都开始幻想在魔药的帮助下女神跟他相处会多么愉悦 However he was nipped one by the poisonous corner/horn beast, stepped on exploded a crying baby who brought the antenna 然而他被毒角兽咬了一口,又踩爆了一只带触角的鼻涕虫 Finally how do you guess? 结果你猜怎么的？ Aha ~ he wet pants in the face of the goddess! 啊哈~他在女神面前尿裤子了！ One also laugh foolishly is not knowing this matter. 自个还傻笑着不知道这回事。 ...... …… Such a few words, actually hide a mysterious demon medicine to change, increase the the crying baby juice of saliva and belt/bring antenna of scarab, the armadillo bile and poisonous corner/horn beast that the wisdom medicinal preparation demon medicinal herb foresees accurately, will turn into one type to forget the body excretion function the demon medicine. 这么一段话,其实隐藏着一个神奇的魔药变化,增智剂魔药材料中的圣甲虫、犰狳胆汁和毒角兽的口水、带触角的鼻涕虫汁液,将会变成一种让人遗忘身体排泄机能的魔药。 The content of this part following,( native of Malaysia through various character various intelligent lifeform in role and forest, little elf wait/etc.) the ridicule, explained this demon medicine regarding the human thinking direst influence. 这部分的内容后续,通过各种人物角色和森林里的各种智慧生物(马人、小精灵等)的嘲笑,解释了这副魔药对于人类思维最可怕的影响。 The scarab and armadillo bile these two demon medicines are mixing to increase the wisdom medicinal preparation time, the technique of processing material uses, boils the medicine change that the system demon medicine has, and external demon medicine material to its change, making this demon medicine turn into a new demon medicine. 圣甲虫、犰狳胆汁这两种魔药在调配成增智剂时候,所使用的处理材料的手法、熬制魔药产生的药物变化、和外来魔药材料对它的改变,让这副魔药变成了一副新的魔药。 Let the person forget some instinct the demon medicine. 让人遗忘某种本能的魔药。 The author wisest technique is being, he dismantled two demon medicines this demon medicine, increased the wisdom medicinal preparation demon medicine, one was to supplement the demon medicine material. 著作者最高明的手法就是,他将这副魔药拆解成了两个魔药,一个增智剂魔药,一个是补充魔药材料。 It can change flexibly. 它可以灵活变化。 This book is almost explaining the content of this aspect, uses containing various violently poisonous demon medicine materials, mixes influence human instinct, memory, emotion and other effects, making one turn into one ‚fool’. 这本书几乎都在讲解这方面的内容,利用各种含有剧毒的魔药材料,调制成影响人类本能、记忆、情感等方面的功效,让人变成一个‘傻子’。 This type of demon medicine books without doubt are very dangerous, it explained too thoroughly, the reader even can not need to do the clear principle, according to mixing can be used to do evil. 这种魔药书籍无疑是非常危险的,它讲解得太透彻了,读者甚至可以不需要搞明白原理,照着调配就能用来作恶。 Moreover the technique in book was too covert, increasing the wisdom medicinal preparation demon medicine is the regular demon medicine, the crying baby of saliva and belt/bring antenna of poisonous corner/horn beast is also the most common demon medicine material. 而且书中的手法太隐蔽了,增智剂魔药是正规的魔药,毒角兽的口水和带触角的鼻涕虫也不过是最常见的魔药材料。 The school library really must borrow casually, that really irresponsible. 学校图书馆真要随便借阅出去,那才真的不负责任呢。 Other one books Anton borrows «that Breaks off Brain, Mixing Demon Medicine» was more proper, with various lengthy speech discussion demon medicines regarding the influence of brain. 安东借阅的另外一本书籍《掰开大脑,拌点魔药》就正经多了,用各种长篇大论探讨魔药对于大脑的影响。 In the books reorganized a lot of ancient sorcerer demon medicine decoction material, wore the authors to elaborate own viewpoint, thinks that these ancient demon medicines said aim, was not ‚brains’, actually should be ‚souls’. 书中整理了大量古代巫师魔药汤剂资料,著作者阐述了自己的观点,认为这些古代魔药说针对的,并不是‘大脑’,其实应该是‘灵魂’。 Anton looks as if deluded. 安东看得如痴如醉。 , Did not try to find out the direction with oneself finally aimless, so many sorcerers have arrived at very deep degree in this aspect. 总算啊,不用自己漫无目的地摸索方向了,有那么多的巫师早就在这方面走到很深的程度。 Several memoranda float simultaneously in his side, the assorted ball pen records in the memorandum fast. 好几本记事本同时漂浮在他的身旁,各色圆珠笔在记事本上快速地记录着。 And a itself/Ben, transcribed the original works content, after this, is used to take own book collection. 其中一本,是将原著内容都抄写了下来,这个是要以后用于作为自己的藏书。 One is various ponders of record about this book, this will take ‚illustration’ to put together with the book collection. 还有一本是记录关于这本书的各种思考,这会作为‘注解’跟藏书放在一起。 Is he in view of the direction that oneself must study, records material and idea that various possibilities need. 还有就是他针对自己要研究的方向,记录各种可能需要的资料和想法。 Must understand that the content in book is not easy. 要理解书中的内容并不容易。 Every so often Anton has to put down the books, seeks for various material references, or takes away to ask Professor Snape the question. 很多时候安东不得不放下书籍,寻找各种资料参考,或者将问题带去问斯内普教授。 Unknowingly, the time passes quietly. 不知不觉,时间悄悄流逝。 Arrived in the end of November in an instant. 一转眼就来到了11月底。 This month school specially lively, as every year Kui wonderful sports event season, is concerning the school cup final score, always receives the attention of most schoolmates. 这个月学校特别的热闹,作为每年的魁地奇赛事季,关乎着学院杯最后的比分,向来都是受到大部分同学的关注。 The team that let alone wins now will enter the war with the teams of other schools, is to make attention excited. 更何况如今获胜的队伍将与其他学校的代表队参战,更是让关注者激动不已。 With George and Fred's view, this year short one month of Kui wonderful team training quantity and difficulty, are almost passing one year of sum total. 用乔治和弗雷德的说法,今年短短一个月的魁地奇球队训练量和难度,几乎是过往一年的总和。 The young sorcerer also needs to attend class and do the homework, Wood will be certainly crazier.( The team leader of their team.) 要不是小巫师还需要上课和完成作业,伍德一定会更疯狂。(他们球队的队长。) Moreover, to rob the training grid, in four graduate schools erupts the conflict frequently. 不仅如此,为了抢夺训练场地,四大学院之间常常爆发出矛盾冲突。 It is said in the morning the standard sweet orchid smell are many and Slye Tring quarrels, Drach scolded He keen is the mud plants, Rowen extracted the magic wands to teach Drach angrily, the magic wands that because finally broke caused the spells to rebound, spat the crying babies crazily. 据说上午格兰芬多和斯莱特林就吵了一架,德拉科骂赫敏是泥巴种,罗恩愤怒地抽出魔杖要教训德拉科,结果因为自己断裂的魔杖导致魔咒反弹,狂吐鼻涕虫。 „Rowen was really pitiful.” George is suppressing smiling. “罗恩真的是太可怜了。”乔治憋着笑。 Fred builds the arm on George shoulder, „Anton you have not seen that scene, was too disgusting.” 弗雷德将手臂搭在乔治肩膀上,“安东你没有看到那个场景,太恶心了。” Anton two, shook the head. 安东啧啧了两声,摇了摇头。 His previous generation has not read the original works, but watched massive the same humanities about Harry Potter, movie and short video. 他前世没有看过原著,只是看了大量关于哈利波特的同人文、电影和短视频。 ( This is he was not worried that Snape and Dumbledores call back the soul of the deceased the reason that takes to read, except for massive, because beyond time blurred memory, the innumerable at sixes and sevens non- original works contents filled all. Anton did not determine that which some are the real original works contents, not to mention calls back the soul of the deceased to take to read reads the thought that rather than the read remembers.) (这也是他不担心斯内普和邓布利多摄魂取念的原因,除了大量因为时间被模糊的记忆之外,还有无数乱七八糟的非原著内容填充了一切。安东自己都不确定哪一些到底才是真实的原著内容,更不用说摄魂取念只是读取念头,而不是读取记忆。) Remembers that a short video is the original works party is helping Rowen speak. 记得有一个短视频就是原著党在帮罗恩讲话。 Said the movie to serve as contrast Harry Potter, changed to a loathful role Rowen. 说电影为了衬托哈利波特,将罗恩改成了一个讨人厌的角色。 In the original works, Rowen is a very good person, moreover often displays enormous brave. For example Neuvy was ridiculed by Drach, Rowen was mad extracted the magic wand, for example He keen was shamed by Drach, was Rowen first extracted the magic wand. 在原著里,罗恩是一个很不错的人,而且常常表现出极大的勇敢。比如纳威被德拉科嘲笑,罗恩气得抽出了魔杖,比如赫敏被德拉科羞辱,也是罗恩第一时间抽出了魔杖。 At these times He keen and Harry Potter present, only had Rowen first to stand. 要知道,这些时候赫敏和哈利波特都在场,唯有罗恩第一时间站了出来。 It is said to Harry and He keen Jiaxi, moved Rowen's plot to these two. 据说为了给哈利和赫敏加戏,把很多罗恩的剧情挪给了这两位。 Again is own little younger male cousin, although everyone starts to be much longer now, Anton is also insufficient repugnant Rowen. 再怎么也是自己的小堂弟,虽然现在大家开始长得不一样了,安东也不至于讨厌罗恩。 „We want to discuss with everyone, borrows a sum of money to come out from the funds of our hut, when Christmas the vacation, leading him to buy one to suit his magic wand.” George looks at Anton and Neuvy, Hannah earnestly, „we , after Christmas , the dwarf cattail wool fabric will cultivate, when the time comes will supply goods to the mysterious animal store, after making money, immediately makes up.” “我们想跟大家商量一下,从我们小屋的经费里借一笔钱出来,在圣诞节假期的时候,带他去买一根适合他的魔杖。”乔治认真地看着安东和纳威、汉娜,“我们会还回来的,圣诞节之后我们的侏儒蒲绒绒就会培育好,到时候会给神奇动物商店供货,赚到钱之后马上补上。” Fred smiles, „my younger brother was too pitiful, anything with second-hand, perhaps he should obtain one to be his own magic wand.” 弗雷德嘿嘿一笑,“我这个弟弟太可怜了,什么都是用二手的,也许他应该得到一根属于他自己的魔杖。” The atmosphere in hut is very good, everyone agrees. 小屋内的氛围很好,大家都是同意的。 After twin brothers affirmation answer, claps happily mutually. 双胞胎兄弟得到肯定答案后开心地互相击掌。 Anton silent moment, is stroking gently own chin, these two are Rowen's blood brothers, but oneself are also Rowen's cousin. 安东沉默了片刻,摩挲着自己的下巴,这两个是罗恩的亲哥哥,但自己也是罗恩的堂哥呀。 Also not possible aloof. 也不可能无动于衷。 „Rowen now where?” “罗恩现在在哪里？” „It is said by Harry and He sensitive taking away hut.” “据说是被哈利和赫敏带去海格的小屋了。” Twin to two big nest cattail wool fabric feeding( after a nest is cultivates examination wound), raised hurriedly hangs the flying broom on wall leaves. 双胞胎给两大窝蒲绒绒喂食(其中一窝是培育检测伤口的)之后,就急匆匆地提起挂在墙上的飞天扫帚离开。 They also need to continue to train. 他们还需要继续训练。 Harry leads Rowen to leave, Wood quickly was insane. However Harry looks for the player, only needs to be responsible for catching the gold/metal cat burglar, can not participate in the tactical training, the twin may not have the means to be separated from the team is too long. 哈利带着罗恩离开,伍德都快疯了。不过哈利是找球手,只需要负责抓金飞贼,可以不参与战术训练,双胞胎可没有办法脱离队伍太久。 Their standard sweet orchid smell were many in the previous game defeated Hetch Patsch, must launch with Slye Tring plays in the finals finally, everyone seemed very anxious. 他们格兰芬多在上一局战胜了赫奇帕奇,就要跟斯莱特林展开最终决赛,所有人都显得很紧张。 „I must have a look, do you go?” Neuvy just gave the herbal medicines of three building greenhouses to water, takes off the glove to ask. “我也要去看看,你们去吗？”纳威刚刚给三楼温室的草药浇完水,脱着手套问道。 Hannah nods with a smile. 汉娜笑着点了点头。 Anton thinks, „I have a look at Rowen, this pitiful child, ha, spits the crying baby, this is any strange scene, experiences.” 安东想了想,“我去看看罗恩吧,这个可怜的孩子,哈,吐鼻涕虫,这是什么诡异场景,得去见识见识。” Neuvy complexion strangely and Hannah looked at one. 纳威面色古怪地和汉娜看了一眼。