TEL :: Volume #8

#759: My Hu Hansan came back ( 3 )


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Although goes into debt is Sir, but this saying puts system here is not suitable. 虽说欠债的都是大爷,但这话搁在系统这里不适用。 The system is not only pinching the debt, but also is pinching the net worth poor life of red clothes female. 系统不仅捏着债务,还捏着红裳女子的身家小命。 Host, then reminded your one, before was you first proposed that revealed willow Xi the status, was you thinks that the guilt of deceiving one's monarch can topple their father and daughter. You told me this idea, then made me work as a yes-man, the major general responsibility advances on me.” “宿主,再提醒你一句,之前是你先提议揭穿柳羲身份的,更是你认为欺君之罪可以扳倒他们父女的。你不过是将这个想法告诉我,然后让我当一只应声虫,少将责任推到我头上。” The system also has the temperament. 系统也不是没有脾气的。 Again and again is defeated, this has ground the patience of system to red clothes female, Jiang Pengji will cause trouble will be systematic and mortal body binding of red clothes female. So long as Jiang Pengji does not release people on own initiative, the system cannot obtain the freedom, let alone seeks for the new host. 一而再再而三地失败,这已经磨光了系统对红裳女子的耐心,偏偏姜芃姬作祟将系统和红裳女子的肉身绑定。只要姜芃姬不主动放人,系统根本得不到自由,更别说寻找新宿主。 Before Jiang Pengji kicks the bucket, the system can only hold one's nose with this stupidly lacks host binding, cleans up the damage control to her. 在姜芃姬翘辫子之前,系统只能捏着鼻子跟这个傻缺宿主绑定,给她擦屁股善后。 The red clothes female complexion rises red, does not shame, clearly is the air/Qi. 红裳女子脸色涨得通红,不是羞的,分明是气的。 She did not know about the politics where knows what big crime the guilt of deceiving one's monarch can't be regarded? 她对政治不怎么了解,哪里知道欺君之罪根本算不得什么大罪? The soap opera that before must blame also can only blame, to watch, making her think that the guilt of deceiving one's monarch really can frequently extinguish the person nine generations. 要怪也只能怪以前看的电视剧,让她以为欺君之罪真的能动辄灭人九族。 Mentioning somewhat is also funny, before, the red clothes female can mix enjoys the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water, but is depends on the gold/metal finger of system rather than her brain, she puts the palace struggle to favor with all one's heart, how to flatter among the live broadcasts on the audience, where has studied the situation and politics? 说来也有些好笑,以前,红裳女子能混得风生水起,不过是靠着系统的金手指而不是她的脑子,她一门心思扑在如何宫斗争宠,如何讨好直播间观众上面,哪里研究过局势和政治? Had the system, her cheek can be perfect, the flesh fair young and fresh-looking, playing musical instruments to break, the stature is beautiful, if the devil, the curve sends concave-convex. As for the scholarship, the skill book one was intensive, divides minute to be able from the ordinary small net to be promoted to the global versatile person goddess red. 有了系统,她的脸蛋就能完美无瑕,肌肤白皙水嫩,吹弹可破,身材婀娜若魔鬼,曲线凹凸有致。至于才学,技能书一本速成,分分钟就能从普通小网红晋升为全球全才女神。 With the system help, she not only can firmly attract the attention of man with the semblance, the body intrinsic also has the mystery greatly. 在系统帮助下,她不仅能用外表牢牢抓住男人的眼球,身体内在也大有玄机。 What the famous article and were white tiger considered as? 名器和白虎算得了什么? That is the pediatrics, a more mysterious treasure, can make the man get a taste of blood, such as poisonous bone to inter the body, after becoming addicted, gives up difficultly. 那不过是小儿科,还有更玄妙的宝贝,能让男人食髓知味,如毒入骨,上瘾之后再难戒除。 If makes an analogy the body sense, the man and red clothes female roll the bed sheet, just like eating in world highest level good food, can conquer the taste bud one time, the man and ordinary woman roll the bed sheet, is equal to the sour smell the clear gruel with the ill-smelling rotten vegetable/dish, can the taste be the same? 如果将身体感官做个比喻,男人和红裳女子滚床单,宛若吃一顿世间最顶级的美食,一次就能将味蕾征服,男人和普通女人滚床单,等同于馊味的清粥和酸臭的烂菜,滋味能一样? The former is watertight, the latter seems does not have the elastic boasting pocket, throws throws also leaks out. 前者滴水不漏,后者好似没弹性的牛皮口袋,扑哧扑哧还漏风。 Must say skill that entices the person, the red clothes female is familiar with, must say the political situation, she has no idea. 要说勾引人的本事,红裳女子如数家珍,要说政治局势,她是两眼一抹黑。 Can count on that is worked hard to study the arid politics by the person who the system does raise the waste disabled person painstakingly? 能指望一个被系统养废的废人的人下功夫苦学枯燥的政治? She thinks naturally bullies Monarch is very big charge, completely does not know that present puppet emperor simply does not have the prestige. 她理所当然地以为欺君是很大的罪名,全然不知道如今的儿皇帝根本没有威信可言。 The imperial authority is loose, the imperial family face countenance does not have can only barely manage to maintain a feeble existence, but can also take the chicken feather, when the signal arrow does handle a side feudal lord? 皇权松散,皇室颜面全无只能苟延残喘,还能拿着鸡毛当令箭处置一方诸侯? The red clothes female thinks oneself can succeed, finally actually walks into a trap, was held one instead to kill by Jiang Pengji. 红裳女子以为自己能成功,结果却是自投罗网,被姜芃姬抓住了一通反杀。 I do not want to oppose with her......” “我不想和她作对了……” The red clothes female muttered in a low voice, recalled three deaths, was one by one pitiful, she was afraid. 红裳女子低声喃喃,回想三次死亡,一次比一次凄惨,她就不寒而栗。 The system said indifferently, you and she, can only live. It is not you dies is she dies, you determined that can give up?” 系统冷漠地说,“你与她,只能活下来一个。不是你死就是她死,你确定要放弃?” The red clothes female was choked unable to speak, finally sought livehood to defeat fear. 红裳女子被噎得说不出话来,最后还是求生欲战胜了畏惧。 The system misleads saying that you were really I see the stupidest host, clear(ly) have known willow Xi this person of you could not be victorious, why can also hit time and time again on own initiative? Harms her person, same can serve the purpose. You cannot be close to willow Xi personally, gives under her Nine chief ministers of state loyal symbol, But you can through confusing, control and other methods, making her person betray her. Cultivating the behavior, is flexible.” 系统蛊惑道,“你真是我见过最蠢的宿主,明知道柳羲这人你打不过,为什么还要一次又一次主动撞上去?伤害她身边的人,一样能达到目的。你不能亲自接近柳羲,给她下【九品忠心符】,但是你可以通过迷惑、控制等手段,让她身边的人背叛她。做人,还是要灵活的。” Red clothes female universality of contradictions. 红裳女子茅塞顿开。 „To attack willow Xi truly, with willow She as goal good......” “想要真正打击到柳羲,用柳佘作为目标不错……” The system does not favor her choice, threw basin cold water. 系统不看好她的选择,泼了一盆冷水。 willow She Changnian treats in Chongzhou, this does not meet to the father and daughter all year round one time, the significance is not big. Furthermore, according to you and willow She's enmity, you thought that he won't have a protection? Said, you think your body can tempt willow She Qingxin?” “柳佘常年待在崇州,这对父女一年到头不碰面一次,意义不大。再者说了,依照你和柳佘的仇怨,你觉得他会没有一丝防备?还是说,你以为你这具身体能引诱柳佘倾心?” Hehe, said that the sentence extinguishes the power and prestige the words, willow She facing red clothes female, let alone sent out troops to attack a city, no vomit was good. 呵呵,说句灭自己威风的话,柳佘面对红裳女子,别说举兵攻城了,没呕吐就不错了。 Whom should I choose?” The red clothes female muttered in a low voice, resembled the mold type place to analyze, at present, willow Xi subordinate, can approach her, to obtain her to trust truly, only then several people...... Meng Hun, Li Yun, the standard third branch and Yang thought, abundant really...... Meng Hun and standard third branch were too ugly...... act according to the memory of ancient sensitive that lowly person, Yang thought this person of quite astute autonomy, only had Li Yun and abundant really......” “那我该选择谁?”红裳女子低声喃喃,似模似样地分析起来,“目前,柳羲身边的手下,能真正靠近她、得到她信任的,只有几人……孟浑、李赟、典寅、杨思、丰真……孟浑和典寅太丑……根据古敏那个小贱人的记忆,杨思这人相当精明自律,只剩下李赟和丰真……” According to the face value, she definitely wants to elect Li Yun. 按照颜值,她肯定想要选李赟的。 Waist strength unparalleled white Ma Juncai, genuine high-quality small fresh meat. 腰力无双的白马俊才,真正的优质小鲜肉。 It is said is initially elder brother, is actually easy to control. 据说还是个初哥儿,倒是容易控制。 However, thinks that Li Yun as the alert heart of military person, the military compound does not permit the female, she wants to mix somewhat difficultly. 不过,想想李赟身为武人的戒备心,军营又不允许有女子,她想混进去有些难。 One removes, as if was only left over abundantly real. 一番排除下来,似乎只剩下丰真了。 Abundant really good beauty, to put it bluntly is a sex maniac, actually good choice.” “丰真好美色,说白了就是个色鬼,倒是个不错的选择。” Although somewhat shuts out the writer to be physically weak, who makes him most suitable. 虽然有些嫌弃文人体弱,但谁让他最适合呢。 At this time, the system brutally reminded her, host, the words that but also wants to resurrect, made resolution resurrecting as early as possible. Otherwise outside these people burnt your corpse, when the time comes wants to remould the mortal body again, tens of billions popularity overalls could not perhaps have achieved.” 此时,系统无情地提醒她,“宿主,还想复活的话,趁早做决断复活。不然等外头那些人将你的尸体焚烧了,到时候再想重塑肉身,没个上百亿的人气积分恐怕做不到。” Red clothes female complexion one white, immediately says, naturally must resurrect!” 红裳女子面色一白,立刻道,“当然要复活!” 2 billion popularity overalls, not bivalent.” “二十亿人气积分,不二价。” The complexion of red clothes female hardly can look, 2 billion? 红裳女子的脸色几乎不能看了,二十亿? Does resurrecting also bring to rise in prices? 复活还带涨价? The system said that popularity overall basis corpse extent of damage determination of resurrecting consumption. The damage is smaller, the loss is smaller. Your corpse...... willow Xi starts is quite ruthless, compared with tearing limb from limb by five horses also thoroughly, the extent of damage is big, therefore the expense is also high.” 系统解释说,“复活消耗的人气积分根据尸体损伤程度判定的。损伤越小,损耗越小。你的尸体……柳羲下手比较狠,比五马分尸还彻底,损伤程度较大,所以费用也高。” The red clothes female beckons with the hand worn out. 红裳女子有气无力地摆摆手。 2 billion 2 billion.” “二十亿就二十亿吧。” The debt were many did not worry, originally carried 2 billion debts, added 2 billion also to might as well again. 正所谓债多了不愁,本来就背着二十亿的债,再添上二十亿也无妨。 In any case is by stages, among her the popularity in live broadcasts, the laborious several years can level the debt. 反正是分期的,依照她在直播间的人气,辛苦几年就能抹平债务了。 Had the help of system, after evil wind, the skeleton that should cremate was whirled away, alarms the innumerable officials, making people sleepless. 有了系统的帮助,一阵妖风之后,本该焚化的尸骸被卷走,惊动无数官员,让人夜不能寐。 Jiang Pengji eats numb Mahao, rests numb Maxiang, a night does not have the dream to the dawn. 姜芃姬则是吃麻麻好,睡麻麻香,一夜无梦至天明。 She is the pill state herd, cannot for a long time far away from the supreme headquarters. 她已经是丸州牧,不能长时间远离大本营。 The mission of Emperor Qin allied armies has almost been completed, she should also pack the bag, prepared to return to one's old home. 勤王盟军的使命差不多已经完成,她也该收拾收拾包袱,准备回老家。 After the allied armies leave, can the proclaimed oneself emperor Chang longevity king stage a comeback? 至于盟军离开之后,已经称帝的昌寿王会不会卷土重来? Closes her trifling thing! 关她屁事儿啊! How does your majesty have free time today?” “主公今儿怎么有空出来了?” Really lifts the movement that the sleeve covers up to hit to breathe out abundantly, the corner of the eye squeezes out two drops of tears, last night immortal cultivation was too late, now the sleep is insufficient. 丰真抬起袖子掩住打哈气的动作,眼角挤出两滴泪,昨晚修仙太晚了,现在睡眠不足。 Jiang Pengji depressed said/tunnel, this time Emperor Qin, your family your majesty only for three things. First, when justifiable pill state herd ; Second, sells the law of blue brick manufacture to make a wealth ; Third, having a look at others corner to be solid, digs a person...... currently speaking, first two are completed well, coming out pocket air-to-air, goes back the purse drum drum. But this person, only has simultaneous/uniform a Kuang. The child reality, you slowed down!” 姜芃姬郁闷地道,“这次勤王,你家主公只为了三件事情。一,当名正言顺的丸州牧;二,售卖青砖制作之法发点财;三,看看人家墙角严不严实,挖点儿人……目前来看,前两条完成不错,出来口袋空空,回去钱袋鼓鼓。可这人呢,只有一个齐匡。子实,你怠工了!” Really speechless abundantly, nearly forgot this matter. 丰真哑然,险些将这茬事情忘了。 However, cannot say that he slows down, simultaneous/uniform Kuang who is a rear survival continually, that is also he draws. 不过,总不能说他怠工啊,连硕果仅存的齐匡,那也是他拉过来的。 „The corners of various feudal lords, where is so good to dig......” “各家诸侯的墙角,哪里是那么好挖的……”
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