TEL :: Volume #8

#750: Mister, yun spoke a joke to you


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Takes action with just reasons? 师出有名? Her will is the most reasonable reason. 她的意志便是最合理的理由。 To make the strategy of feudal lord depending on the emperor regarding Jiang Pengji, wanted the weak compared with the weak simply. 挟天子以令诸侯的策略对于姜芃姬而言,简直比鸡肋还要鸡肋。 Holds under duress the young emperor not only not to bring the advantage to her, will also become implication of self- fetter. 挟持幼帝不仅不会给她带来好处,还会成为一个自我束缚的拖累。 Therefore, even if among the live broadcasts the audience urged her to try to pinch the emperor to make the taste of feudal lord, Jiang Pengji was aloof. 故而,哪怕直播间观众一个劲儿劝她试一试挟天子以令诸侯的滋味,姜芃姬都无动于衷。 „Was uncle high, is all right?” “伯高,没事了吧?” Jiang Pengji extends the hand to yellow lofty front, the opposite party puts out a hand dull, her then drew with the vigor. 姜芃姬将手伸到黄嵩面前,对方呆呆地伸出手,她一个用劲儿便将人拉了起来。 Many thanks Orchid Pavilion.” “多谢兰亭。” yellow Songchang relaxes, just wants to lift the hand to scratch wipes away sweat, discovered awkwardly the sleeves all are the dirt blood, the vomit that bears with great difficulty wanted and welled up. He bows in salute to ask for mercy hastily, turning to pass away is a vomit, this time acid water did not even have, only remains uncomfortable retching. 黄嵩长松一口气,正想抬手擦一擦汗,尴尬发现衣袖全是污血,好不容易忍住的呕吐欲又涌了上来。他连忙作揖告罪,扭过身又是一阵呕吐,这次连酸水都没了,只剩难受的干呕。 As for Jiang Pengji is women's matter, yellow Songgeng forgot the back of the head, or he simply did not have the unnecessary mental effort to think. 至于姜芃姬是女子这件事情,黄嵩更是忘到了后脑勺,或者说他根本没多余的心力去想。 When the old woman rips several to guard the imperial palace exactly, Yang Jian protects the young emperor by the body, now is shocking but not dangerous, he also returned in the feudal officials. 当老妇人活撕数名禁卫,杨蹇以身相护幼帝,如今有惊无险,他也重新回到了众臣之中。 willow Zhongqing...... is really that your daughter?” “柳仲卿……那真是你的闺女?” Officer Yang Jian Shuyu, the official title and willow She in the same level, while are not chaotic, he seized the chance gathering willow She Shenbian to ask one. 杨蹇属于武官,官衔和柳佘不在同一层次,趁着场面混乱,他趁机凑到柳佘身边问了一句。 willow She Danding raises the lip to smile faintly, an exit|to speak then had food stuck in the throat the opposite party, is not my daughter, is difficult to be inadequate is your?” 柳佘淡定地扬唇浅笑,一出口便将对方噎住了,“不是我的闺女,难不成是你的?” Yang Jian nearly breaks the merit, who and you argued talkatively? Clearly asked you properly.” 杨蹇险些破功,“谁与你饶舌争辩?分明是正经问你。” Orchid Pavilion naturally is my daughter, these years make her show with the men's wear, painstakingly she.” willow She Pingjing said/tunnel. “兰亭自然是我女儿,这些年让她以男装示人,苦了她了。”柳佘平静地道。 Yang Jian had nothing to say in reply, the expression became very strange irritable. 杨蹇无言以对,表情变得十分古怪别扭。 willow She asked him, how? Your expression is so strange, is it possible that suffers a loss in the Orchid Pavilion hand, now thought that frustrates very much?” 柳佘问他,“怎么?你的表情如此古怪,莫非是在兰亭手中吃了亏,现在觉得很挫败?” Yang Jian snort/hum, turned head, does not pay attention to willow She. 杨蹇哼了一声,一扭头,不理会柳佘。 However, willow She also indeed said his thoughts. 不过,柳佘也的确说中了他的心思。 Loses to a youngster, before after Yang Jian can also say , the wave pushes the wave open-minded, he was old, is inferior to the young people. Now tells him, once the youngster who he defeated is 29 young girls, Yang Jian felt amazed at the same time, indistinct some frustrations of being able to say. 输给一个少年,杨蹇还能豁达说一句后浪推前浪,他年纪大了,不如年轻人。现在却告诉他,曾经将他打败的少年是个二九少女,杨蹇感觉惊诧的同时,隐约有些说不出的挫败。 Recalled that Jiang Pengji just now by scene of ivory tablet held by officials during imperial audience board murder, he has to take. 只是,回想姜芃姬方才以象牙笏板杀人的场景,他又不得不服。 So the supernatural power and skill, he loses not undeserved. 这般神力和身手,他输得不冤枉。 The palace gate and guards the imperial palace to tidy up the body of old woman, is clean bloodstain cleaning of ground, the young emperor was also hugged was changing a royal robes clothing/taking. The emperor was frightened the urine, was not of pleasant to hear, if also brings the royal robes clothing/taking of urine taste to continue toward the meeting, that was also too incredible. 黄门和禁卫将老妇人的尸体收拾好,再将地上的血迹擦拭干净,幼帝也被抱着去换了一身衮服。皇帝被吓尿,本就不怎么好听,如果还带着尿味的衮服继续朝会,那也太荒诞了。 With the help of incense burner, in air was diluted bloody much, but thrilling scene actually deep brand mark in the mind of feudal official. 在香炉的帮助下,空气中的血腥被冲淡不少,但刚才的惊险场景却深深烙印在众臣的脑海。 The feudal officials return to the respective position, some Yang big wave slightly lingering fear rackets the chest, father, this willow is Xi seriously a female?” 众臣回到各自的位置,杨涛略有些后怕地拍拍胸口,“父亲,这柳羲当真是女子啊?” Yang Jian's in ivory tablet held by officials during imperial audience board with oneself hand covered up slightly, turns the head said with Yang big wave, willow Zhongqing acknowledged that but can also have the false?” 杨蹇用自己手中的象牙笏板略略遮掩,侧首跟杨涛说,“柳仲卿都承认了,还能有假?” Yang big wave with astonishment opened the eye, swallows the saliva anxiously. 杨涛惊愕地睁大了眼睛,紧张地咽了咽口水。 He remembers on Jiang Pengji the ruthless vigor of battlefield murder, felt hard to accept. 他想起姜芃姬上战场杀人的狠劲儿,感觉难以接受。 Is inconceivable, originally is the heroic son, how did a dynasty turn into the daughter family/home?” “难以想象,本是英勇男儿,怎么一朝变成了女儿家?” Yang Jian army and Jiang Pengji has cooperated, Yang big wave likes the fly cutter making the spear/gun, he has taken as the brothers friend Jiang Pengji. 杨蹇军队和姜芃姬合作过,杨涛又喜欢舞刀弄枪,他一直把姜芃姬引为兄弟知己呢。 Daughter family/home how?” Yang Jian stared a useless son ill-humoredly, is male is female is unimportant, more importantly others now are the pill state herd! You take a look at you, the three visceral cavities and gall bladder on busy busy under helps you capture, does not dare to carry over the gate for the fathers you.” “女儿家怎么了?”杨蹇没好气地瞪了一眼不中用的儿子,“是男是女不重要,重要的是人家现在是丸州牧!你瞧瞧你,要不是少阳忙上忙下帮你兜着,为父都不敢将你带出门。” Yang big wave this temper, Yang Jian worries seriously. 杨涛这个性子,杨蹇愁得不得了。 Lets go no son, face/color Lin this intimate nanny and good friend looks, Yang Jian where dares to lead to come out Yang big wave? 撒手没的儿子啊,要不是颜霖这个贴心保姆兼挚友看着,杨蹇哪里敢将杨涛带出来? His this whole life such son, really feared that the son lacked the mind, oneself tossed about oneself dies. 他这辈子就这么一个儿子,真怕儿子太缺心眼了,自己把自己折腾死。 The Yang big wave lowering the head shrivelled mouth, that appearance air/Qi results in Yang Jian thinks to hit the person suffering. 杨涛委屈地垂首瘪嘴,那副样子气得杨蹇想打人。 Is looking for the father, you compared with a that willow Zhongqing daughter likely expensive/noble female! The greatly old man puts in great inconvenience, raised the head!” “为父瞧着,你比那柳仲卿的女儿更像个贵女!大老爷们儿委屈个屁,抬起头来!” Yang big wave daily grievance. 杨涛日常委屈。 Witch horse that another side, is out of danger with great difficulty proposed a toast own position, the surroundings minister moved moving toward outside, evaded him like the viper. 另一边,好不容易脱险的巫马觞回了自己的位置,周围大臣朝外头挪了挪,避他如蛇蝎。 Although witch Mashang has said oneself are unjust, but just now scene infiltrated the person, the ministers had the trauma. 虽说巫马觞一直说自己是冤枉的,但方才的场景太渗人了,大臣们有心理阴影。 Hyyppa did not speak stuffily, permits Fei seemed remembers anything, lifted the hand to poke male cousin's sides of the small of the back with the tablet held by officials during imperial audience board. 许裴闷不吭声,许斐好似想起什么,抬手用笏板戳了戳堂兄的腰眼。 What makes?” Hyyppa looks angrily at him. “做什么?”许裴怒视他。 permits Fei selects the eyebrow, takes pleasure in others' misfortunes saying that Brother Pei, without remembering incorrectly, you as if once did let dance Ji to serve willow Xi before?” 许斐挑眉,幸灾乐祸道,“裴哥,要是没记错的话,你之前似乎曾让舞姬伺候柳羲?” Hyyppa's complexion brushes gets dark. 许裴的脸色刷得黑了下来。 permits Fei does not raise that matter to be good, raises him to be angry. 许斐不提那件事情还好,一提起来他就生气。 Everyone was the juniors of Xu, the style of permits Fei back Yin person damages. 大家伙儿都是许氏的子弟,许斐背后阴人的招式太损了。 Hyyppa has recognized permits Fei once created difficulties, estranges him with the Liu father and daughter, now naturally cannot give permits Feihao the complexion. 许裴一直认定许斐曾经从中作梗,离间他和柳氏父女,现在自然不会给许斐好脸色。 Snort, you are remember right. What's the big deal? Outside has the male homosexuality to be in vogue, can't you others willow Xi like the female? Such a matter is also worth one startled one for the first time, the live image has not seen the world general.” Hyyppa mood is slightly bad, oneself this pig teammate younger male cousin, violates one time twice stupid, also removed his stage a moment ago, misses to let the opportunity that the Liu father and daughter owe debt of thanks in vain one time. “哼,你是记得没错。那又如何?外头有男风盛行,你就不许人家柳羲喜欢女子?这么一件事情也值得你一惊一乍,活像是没见过世面一般。”许裴心情略糟糕,自家这个猪队友堂弟,一次两次犯蠢也就罢了,刚才还拆他的台,白白错失一次让柳氏父女欠人情的机会。 permits Feiben wants to see the male cousin to leave smelly, others temperament is not never expected that good, instead spurted him. 许斐本想看堂兄出糗,没想到人家脾气不好,反而将他喷了一顿。 Right now, permits Fei also returns by cold snort/hum, two brothers continue to look at one another two to tire. 这下子,许斐也回以冷哼,两兄弟继续相看两厌。 As discussed litigant, Jiang Pengji is actually very calm. 作为被谈论的当事人,姜芃姬倒是淡定得很。 This time, she receives the appointment of pill state herd calmly and steadily, the royal courtier cannot envy, is poking like the background board. 这次,她安安稳稳地接下丸州牧的任命,朝臣也嫉妒不起来,一个一个像背景板一样杵着。 Dares to envy? 敢嫉妒? Recalled a moment ago that old woman, winks at present the living person, suddenly, became one pile of broken corpses. 回想一下刚才那个老妇人吧,眨眼前还是活生生的人,眨眼后成了一堆碎尸。 They are ordinary people, the body may not have that monster evil ghost to be tenacious, does not use five tablet held by officials during imperial audience boards, can want them to return to the western paradise. 他们都是凡夫俗子,身子可没那个妖邪鬼怪坚韧,不用五支笏板,一支就能要他们归西了。 towards will have a strong beginning but a weak ending finished, hundred officer royal courtiers are also fluttering the main hall. 朝会虎头蛇尾地结束了,百官朝臣也云里雾里地飘着出了大殿。 In the half day, Jiang Pengji was the news of female also like giving the wing spread over entire Shen Zhou Imperial city. 没过半日,姜芃姬是女子的消息也像插了翅膀一样传遍了整个谌州皇城。 Ha- Mr. Yang and abundant mister, yun hear an especially funny joke today!” “哈哈哈-杨先生、丰先生,赟今日听到一个格外好笑的笑话!” Li Yun and other military commander are occupied by the camp outside city, but after training, nothing, he then enters a city to stroll. 李赟等一众武将住在城外的营地,不过练兵之后也没什么事情,他便进城逛了逛。 Arrives at the halfway, Li Yun hears an especially funny news, immediately comes to look for Yang thought and abundant really shares. 走到半路,李赟听到一个格外好笑的消息,立刻过来找杨思和丰真分享了。 Yang thought is not, abundant real holds the scallion cake to gnaw, the laughter that at the same time the wielding the pen running script, hears Li Yun, nearly makes a mistake in writing the character. 杨思不在,丰真一手抱着葱饼啃,一边运笔行书,听到李赟的笑声,差点儿写错字。 „Any funny joke, mention makes the mister I listen.” “什么好笑的笑话,说来让先生我听一听。” Abundant really puts down the pen, the last section of scallion cake will force in the mouth, drank a tea sleek/moist sleek/moist mouth. 丰真将笔放下,将最后一截葱饼塞进嘴里,喝了一口茶润润嘴。 Outside some people said that our family/home your majesty was a female, ha, the mister said that was funny?” “外头有人说咱们家主公是女子,哈哈哈,先生说好笑不好笑?” The abundant real face pities looks at Li Yun, just like showing loving care for the mentally handicapped. 丰真一脸怜悯地看着李赟,宛若关怀自家智障儿。 Li Yun smiles, discovered that abundant has not really followed to smile, he also stops senselessly. 李赟笑了笑,发现丰真没有跟着笑,他也无趣地停下来。 Mister thought that this joke isn't funny?” “先生觉得这笑话不好笑么?” This is the reality, your majesty itself/Ben was a female, why can smile?” “这是现实啊,主公本就是女子,为什么要笑?” Li Yun: „......” 李赟:“……” Wait, is he still having a dream? 等等,他是不是还在做梦?
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