TEL :: Volume #5

#469: Talents where ( 5 )


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That several recruits are also the charlatan, the face thick-skinned like the city wall, a character that mixes to be liberal with. 那几个新兵也是混子,脸皮厚如城墙,还是个混不吝的性格。 Hears Jiang Pengji to ask that they owed the grass, the unexpectedly several people blew the whistling, the stance was quite dissolutely frivolous. 听到姜芃姬问他们是不是欠草了,竟然有几个人吹起了口哨,姿态相当轻浮放肆。 Ha- you heard, this young girl actually asked that father does owe the grass......” that recruit to smile very rampantly, the opens the mouth is also the meat words, eyes of glaring are looking at Jiang Pengji the cheek and body, opened the mind/bosom, said, father owes, can the young girl here the grass?” “哈哈哈-你们听到了没有,这个小女郎竟然问老子欠不欠草……”那个新兵笑得很嚣张,张口也是荤话,一双贼溜溜的眼睛瞄着姜芃姬的脸蛋和身体,敞开了胸怀,道,“老子欠吶,小女郎要在这里草么?” The anchor was instead sexually harassed unexpectedly!!! 主播竟然被反调戏了!!! The audience between live broadcasts air/Qi wants to fall the keyboard. 直播间的观众气得都想摔键盘。 West Indian raspberry big shot: Grasps the grass, this dead hooligan dares the fantasize my family anchor, brandishes the shoe horn to pull out does not die he! 【荼蘼大佬】:握草,这个死流氓敢意淫我家主播,抡起鞋拔子抽不死他! zhu: 150,000 live broadcast brothers where? Follows this general together, person of saliva is drown to death this to hold in the mouth the silk! 【茱小小】:十五万直播兄弟何在?跟随本将军一起,一人一口唾沫淹死这个叼丝! Today's before dawn (3 - 5 am): Cannot endure simply, but the anchor the goddess of old lady, this holds in the mouth the silk to come out from what horn corner, dares to sexually harass the goddess unexpectedly, does not cut the descendants root of your boy, treads the horse not to know fierce of old lady. Anchor, do not instigate, hits to the face of this boy! Killed calculated my! 【今日五更】:简直不能忍,主播可是老娘的女神,这个叼丝从什么犄角旮旯出来的,竟然敢调戏女神,不剪了你小子的子孙根,踏马不知道老娘的厉害。主播,不要怂,冲着这小子的脸打!打死了算我的! Compares in the straight audience exciting mood, Jiang Pengji has no response actually, the expression is still desolate, is only the look is somewhat dangerous. 相较于直观众激动的情绪,姜芃姬倒是没什么反应,表情依旧冷淡,只是眼神有些危险。 She said, „, you may support, other midway did not say good.” 她道,“啧,那你可撑住了,别中途说不行哦。” Then, in the hand the potential of mallet before thunder rushes, the spear's/gun's body goes round wipes the curve, pastes from the opposite party corner of the eye has been sliding. 说完,手中木枪以雷霆之势冲上前,枪身绕开一抹弧度,从对方眼角贴着边滑过。 - 啪- The spear's/gun's body recoils, sweeps away vigorously, has not waited for the opposite party to respond, the left face has swollen up high. 枪身弹回,刚劲横扫,未等对方反应过来,左脸已经高高肿起。 Blocked, with, slides, selects and twists...... the crowded spear/gun shadow to seal opposite party all rear guards, fierce vigorous, continuous, if the offensive of drizzle pounded on the opposite party, before long the head has been swollen several. 拦、拿、滑、挑、绞……密集的枪影封了对方所有后路,勇猛矫健,连绵若细雨的攻势砸在对方身上,不一会儿脑袋已经肿了好几圈。 The opposite party can only both hands hold the head, non-stop shouting begging for mercy, Jiang Pengji the mallet sweeps selects, that person of body seemed like the kite of line to fall backward, rumble rolled, fell the dizziness brain bulge, finally also gnawed a fine sand and crushed stone of mouth. 对方只能双手抱头,不停喊着求饶,姜芃姬木枪一扫一挑,那人的身体像是断了线的风筝般向后摔去,咕噜滚了一圈,摔得头晕脑胀,最后还啃了一嘴的细沙和碎石。 Two recruits were selected to turn by Jiang Pengji one after another in the place, in the people heart have given birth have drawn back intent, regretted secretly own mouth is inexpensive. 接连两个新兵被姜芃姬挑翻在地,众人心中已经生出了退意,暗暗懊悔自己嘴贱。 Jiang Pengji smiles, the taunt said that „, new barracks such several trash?” 姜芃姬笑了笑,嘲讽道,“啧啧,新兵营就这么几个垃圾啊?” She will rarely display the anger on the face, this does not mean that she is not angry, but is thinking how to retaliate. 她很少会将怒火表现在脸上,这不意味着她不生气,只是想着如何报复回来而已。 In certain aspects, her mind is not bigger than the needle-tip. 在某些方面,她的心眼儿可不比针尖大。 „Did your young married woman, whom scold the trash?” Other recruits were also fired the map artillery, in the heart indignant. “你这个婆娘,骂谁垃圾呢?”其他新兵也被开了地图炮,心中气愤。 Thought that the indignant recruit broadly is approves the female camp is the prostitute camp, few recruits hide in the edge, far away from fighting circle, so as to avoid being affected. 觉得气愤的新兵基本是认同女营是妓营,寥寥几个新兵躲到边缘,远离战圈,免得被波及。 The standard third branch eye pupil shines, Jiang Pengji selects to turn the physique of two recruits with ease, making him shocking, the good sensitivity was to soar. 典寅眼眸亮了亮,姜芃姬轻松挑翻两个新兵的身姿,令他惊艳无比,好感度更是直线飙升。 You do not ask to outside, the female camp is the prostitute camp! Said the prostitute camp, gave back to the face, don't be concerned about face!” “你也不到外面问问,女营是不是妓营!说妓营,还给面子了,不要给脸不要脸!” „...... Is, going to war is the matter of greatly old man, is it possible that you think that you entered the female camp, is really helps the person go to war? Was simply funny, either the little darling serves the man here, either the little darling goes home to serve the man, really thinks oneself will play a spear/gun, later can on the battlefield......” “……就是,打仗本来就是大老爷们儿的事情,莫非你们以为自己入了女营,真的是帮人打仗?简直笑死人了,要么乖乖在这里伺候男人,要么乖乖回家伺候男人,真以为自己会玩一杆枪,以后就能上战场了……” „...... Felt relieved, later buddy several will look after your business emphatically, making you clear what be the female camp!” “……放心,以后哥们儿几个会着重去关照你的生意,让你明白明白什么叫女营!” Jiang Pengji imitates, if has not heard, opens out the head of recruit with the tip of the toe, reveals one to be swollen several blue and purple pig facial countenance. 姜芃姬仿若未闻,用脚尖将新兵的脑袋拨开,露出一张肿了好几圈的青紫猪头脸。 She mocked, you did not say very anti- grass, quickly isn't so good?” 她讥诮道,“你不是说挺耐草么,这么快就不行了?” That recruit only thought that whole body hurts, crawls unable to crawl, in the heart feels the shame. 那个新兵只觉得全身上下都疼,爬都爬不起来,心中倍感羞辱。 Jiang Pengji lifts the face indifferently, 姜芃姬冷漠地抬起脸, She said that battlefield place, only then the living person with the deceased person, has never heard the man with the woman. Your these soft foot shrimp, raise not to have 22 meat, but also thinks that on the battlefield does kill the enemy? Might as well change to the male skill camp the new barracks, does not need you to puff and blow to crawl the battlefield, the little darling is lying on the bed, takes care of other brothers and sisters well, is free from worry and reduces effort convenient, you looked how...... this did suggest?” 她道,“战场这个地方,只有活人跟死人,从未听说过男人跟女人。你们这些软脚虾,提起来还没二两肉,还想上战场杀敌?不如把新兵营改为男伎营,不用你们吭哧吭哧爬着去战场,乖乖趴在床上,好好服侍其他兄弟姐妹们,省事省心又省力,你们看……这个建议如何?” Grasps the grass! 握草! Li Yun was nearly choked by own saliva, the audience between live broadcasts cheers. 李赟险些被自己的口水呛到,直播间的观众则是欢呼雀跃。 Anchor, the skill of your map artillery a level higher. 主播,你地图炮的本事又更上一层楼了。 Several section Instructor bent/tune corporal see these, wants to go forward to stop, but Li Yun blocked them. 几位部曲伍长教官看到这些,本想上前阻拦,但是李赟拦住了他们。 Do not come up , to continue to look on the line.” “别上去,继续看着就行。” Cracks a joke, oneself your majesty as if played very happily, if had not the long eye at this time disturbed, was not finds fault. 开玩笑,自家主公似乎玩得挺开心,要是这时候有不长眼睛的上去打搅,不是找茬么。 Corporal teacher somewhat worried that looked at one, the heart was exuding some anxieties. 伍长教官有些担心地看了一眼,心头泛着些许忧虑。 This and this...... Brother Li big, if not manage, what matter they won't make?” “这、这……李大兄弟,要是不管的话,他们不会闹出什么事儿吧?” Above will teach the work of recruit gives them, this is a greatest trust, they with a sudden burst to complete. 上头将教导新兵的工作交给他们,这是一种莫大的信任,他们都卯足劲儿想做好。 Listens rumor that Instructor Meng Hunzong disclosed that if they taught well the recruit, not only can be promoted, but can also withdraw from slave, and maintained the tune establishment, the original treatment was invariable! 听孟浑总教头透露的口风来看,若是他们将新兵教得好,不仅能得到提拔,还能从奴籍脱身,并且维持部曲编制,原有的待遇不变! Like this good matter, all corporals almost to snatch to break the head. 这样的好事儿,所有伍长们差点抢破了头。 Other reward next, being separated from slave record/native place Cai are most appealing. 其他的奖励还是其次,脱离奴籍才是最吸引人的。 As your majesty section tune, they are enjoying very good treatment, the people also wished one could to sacrifice the life to sprinkle for your majesty hot blooded. 身为主公部曲,他们享受着很好的待遇,众人也恨不得为主公抛头颅洒热血。 However, the section tune is also one of the house slave, what they take is slave, later marries the descendant who gives birth to also registers slave. 但是,部曲也是家奴的一种,他们拿的是奴籍,以后结婚生下的后代也是登记奴籍。 They can not consider for themselves, but must consider for the future decendants. 他们可以不为自己考虑,但总要为未来的后代子孙考虑。 Hears such a good deed, which section tune doesn't move? 听到这么一件好事,哪个部曲不动心? After section tune internal steep competition, they surface as the outstanding person, by all around envying and envy of fellow officer. 部曲内部激烈竞争之后,他们作为佼佼者脱颖而出,饱受周遭同袍的羡慕和嫉妒。 They treasure this opportunity, carries the severest attitude training recruit, them toward dying training. 他们十分珍惜这次机会,一个一个端出最严厉的态度训练新兵,将他们往死了训练。 Sees the result to be good, makes such a matter in this moment. 眼看着收效不错,偏偏在这个关头闹出这么一件事情。 Li Yun sees the expression that several corporals are worried about, the chilling look softens slightly, were many several warm feelings. 李赟见几位伍长担心的表情,冷硬的神色微微软化,多了几丝暖意。 All right, that enlisted woman was your majesty is dressed as a woman the camouflage, the goal was to these fellow lessons.” “没事,那个‘女兵’是主公男扮女装伪装而成的,目的是给这些家伙一个教训。” Li Yun a language endures the broken secret, several corporal teachers are startled dumbfoundedly...... 李赟一语堪破天机,几个伍长教官纷纷惊得目瞪口呆…… Was that rampant enlisted woman your majesty is dressed as a woman unexpectedly? 那个嚣张的女兵竟然是主公男扮女装而成的? Also let alone, oneself your majesty wore the women's wear, really had selects the valiant flavor. 还别说,自家主公穿女装,真有那么点儿英姿飒爽的味道。 Punched the stance of person a moment ago is also neat. 刚才揍人的架势也是干脆利落极了。 Li Yundao, waited the good play becomes.” 李赟道,“等着瞧好戏就成了。” Several corporal teachers in the heart a loosen, are very happy immediately, even has mean some flavors. 几个伍长教官心中一松,顿时喜上眉梢,甚至带着些幸灾乐祸的味道。 We then listen to Brother Li big, when watched the good play to be good in the one side.” “我们便听李大兄弟的,待在一旁看好戏好了。” Own your majesty encouraged the construction of female section tune, now makes the female camp, obviously your majesty was determined strongly. 自家主公一力促成女部曲的建造,如今又弄女营,可见主公决心有多强。 Now actually some people do not keep eyes open, scurry to give your majesty not to look happily, sang an opposing tune with your majesty, hehehe...... 如今却有人不长眼,上赶着给主公找不痛快,跟主公唱反调,嘿嘿嘿…… These recruit spherical objects are brave, their also very stick. 这些新兵蛋子胆子很大哦,他们也很棒棒哦。
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