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Sells girl's small matches: Grasps the grass, these dreadful holding in the mouth silk, trod the horse to be disgusting. 【卖女孩的小火柴】:握草,这些个猥琐的叼丝,太踏马恶心了。 Today's before dawn (3 - 5 am) yo: Not is only disgusting, I want to spit simply. The women ate their family/home rice, did the woman enter the barracks only to rest? Their that side historical doesn't have the heroine? The expression of that two person was quite a moment ago dreadful, even if they are only the psychosexualities, I also the little misses for these female camps thought that disgusting...... cannot be quite fun simply. 【今天五更呦】:岂止是恶心,我简直想吐了。女人吃他们家大米了,女人入兵营就只能给人睡么?他们那边的历史上难道就没有巾帼英雄?刚才那两个人的表情好猥琐,哪怕他们只是意淫,我也替那些女营的小姑娘觉得恶心……简直不能好好玩了。 Sofa is shiitake mushroom: Right- was disgusting, the anchor do not let off these people simply, waited for you to hit the face. 【沙发是香菇的】:对对对-恶心死了,主播一定不要简单放过这些人,坐等你去打脸。 Nut and small pudding: I thought that has really not been able to complain about these male dreadfulness. Its environment atmosphere this, they think crookedly also normal. My going mother some ancient materials, discovered that the military compound belt/bring woman is very common, they are so-called battalion prostitute. Usually is to also make the odd jobs trivial matters, if the war will also be advanced the battlefield anxiously, if the war is smooth, they became prostitute who serves the male soldier...... 【坚果与小布丁】:我觉得还真不能怨这些男的猥琐。本身大环境风气就这样,他们想歪也正常。我去度娘了一些古代资料,发现军营带女人很常见,她们就是所谓的营妓。平日也是做杂活琐事,要是战事紧张也会被推到战场,要是战事顺利,她们就成了伺候男兵的妓…… Ginseng bitter taste: Even this, feels super uncomfortable. The anchor forms the female barracks to let these females obviously follows to march to go to war, performs good deeds, improves the position, letting the person to be mean they. 【人参苦味】:就算是这样,还是觉得超级难受。明明主播组建女兵营是为了让这些女子跟着行军打仗,建功立业,提高自身地位,让人再也不能轻贱她们。 Has not formally started, own ally first fantasize got up, felt with eating fly. 还没正式开始呢,自个儿的战友先意淫起来了,感觉跟吃了苍蝇似的。 Jiang Pengji keeps one eye on calmly, watches the following situation, while looks at the speech of live broadcast contact surface. 姜芃姬冷静地一心二用,一边关注下面的情况,一边看直播界面的发言。 At this time, her ear transmitted Li Yunlve to constrain with not the quick sound obviously. 这时候,她耳边传来李赟略显压抑和不快的声音。 This matter is not suitable for a long time drags, if did not explain clearly, the reputation of female camp may all destroy.” “这件事情不宜久拖,若是再不解释清楚,女营的名声可就全毁了。” In Li Yunyan flashes through a disgruntledness, he dislikes sincerely irresponsibly these, likes the person who takes the female prestige to crack a joke, this behavior was really low level, according to your majesty's narration, after female camp , the heroine who wanted in the open and aboveboard battlefield to kill the enemy. 李赟眼中闪过一丝不悦,他真心讨厌那些不负责任、喜欢拿女子声誉开玩笑的人,这种行为实在是太低级了,按照主公的叙述,女营以后也是要堂堂正正上战场杀敌的巾帼英雄。 The person who in the tumultuous times, any dares to stand the struggle, Li Yun thinks that can call it hero. 乱世之中,任何敢站起来斗争的人,李赟认为都能称之为“英雄”。 These thoughts dreadful people mentioned the female camp then thinks that matter, makes one sick simply. 这些心思猥琐的人一提到女营便想到那种事儿,简直令人作呕。 These illiterates feel pride when one should feel shame, Elder Brother Li Yunxiao thought that this fellow really does not match to work as the real man, the mind bearing does not have totally, even the open and aboveboard men cannot call. 偏偏这些愚民不以为耻反以为荣,李赟小哥儿觉得这种家伙实在是不配当大丈夫,胸襟气度一概没有,甚至连堂堂正正的男人都称不上。 Reputation type of thing, is not others gives, that is to make with both hands.” “名声这种东西,不是别人给的,那是自己用双手挣的。” Jiang Pengji sneers is looking below recruit, the heart has a wicked interest in come, „, since they thought that the female camp has nothing well, how that will then make the enlisted woman in female camp teach them to cultivate the behavior well, kneels will say on the ground swallows back.” 姜芃姬冷笑着看着下方的新兵,心头生出一丝恶趣味来,“既然他们觉得女营没什么好的,那便让女营的女兵好好教他们如何做人,跪在地上将说出的话咽回去。” The female barracks that she must form, definitely cannot catch these at sixes and sevens things. 她要组建的女兵营,肯定不能染上这些乱七八糟的事情。 Before letting the enemy approves the female barracks strength, the person on one's own side must first approve...... the beforehand section tune to experience the domineering of making the zither | Jean, no one dares to be impolite to the female section tune member, the imperial guard that the recruit but who these recruit newly as well as fuses is different. 在让敌人认可女兵营实力之前,自己人就得先认可……之前的部曲都见识过弄琴的强势,谁也不敢对女部曲成员无礼,但这些新招募的新兵以及融合来的禁军不一样。 Jiang Pengji thinks of here, some dangers narrowed the eye, in the heart emitted to count. 姜芃姬想到这里,有些危险地眯了眯眼,心中冒出一计来。 Nothing, can make them submit to compared with the fist. 没什么东西,能比拳头更加能令他们臣服。 How the women, can hit these recruit spherical objects everywhere to sway back and forth in the same old way. 女人怎么了,照样能打得这些个新兵蛋子满地打滚儿。 Li Yunting her words, in the mind leafed through that side the female barracks material, seems to have no to hit. 李赟听了她的话,脑海中翻遍了女兵营那边的资料,似乎没有哪个能打的。 But, to compel submission by force, the present female barracks seemingly have no to take make a move......” “可是,若是想以力服人,如今的女兵营貌似没有哪个能拿得出手……” Li Yunning the brow, is letting the best way that these recruits shut up is to hit. 李赟拧着眉头,让这些新兵闭嘴的最好办法就是打一场。 Enlisted woman leader Jiang Nongqin hasn't but who, can hit like Yang County, which in been finding the right person now? 可是,能打的女兵首领姜弄琴还不在象阳县呢,现在上哪儿去找合适的人来? Jiang Pengji said, quick had.” 姜芃姬道,“很快就有了。” Then, she was saying to nearby soldier, you go to that side the female camp to borrow clothes of one set of enlisted woman.” 说完,她对着一旁的小兵说道,“你去女营那边借一套女兵的衣裳来。” In order to train convenience, no matter the male soldier or the enlisted woman, their clothes are extremely loose, each clothes rationed many strings, these strings are used to tie up the sleeve cuff, reorganizes the clothes size. 为了训练方便,不管是男兵还是女兵,他们的衣裳都是极其宽松的,每一套衣服配给了好些绳子,这些绳子是用来捆绑袖口,整理衣裳大小的。 Therefore, even if Jiang Pengji the figure is higher than the common female, the brought clothes can also put on. 所以,哪怕姜芃姬的身形比寻常女子更高,拿来的衣裳也是能穿的。 Looks at that clothes, Li Yun said suddenly, your majesty, yun this appearance, played the role of the inadequate female.” 看着那一身衣裳,李赟突然道,“主公,赟这个模样,扮不成女子啊。” Jiang Pengji compels the face ignorant, what?” 姜芃姬懵逼脸,“什么?” The audience between live broadcasts first responded actually, was immediately happy laughs. 直播间的观众倒是先反应过来了,顿时又开心得哈哈大笑。 Deep green He jade: It is not good, I must smile, Elder Brother Li Yunxiao the brain hole opens greatly, thinking the anchor can make him be dressed as a woman to tidy up these recruit spherical objects? - said, I also really anticipated that Elder Brother Li Yunxiao the appearance of women's wear, definitely had taste. Which painter big hand gives him to draw a women's wear portrait? 【碧绿和氏璧】:不行了,我要笑死了,李赟小哥儿脑洞大开,以为主播要让他男扮女装去收拾那些新兵蛋子么?噗-讲真,我还真期待李赟小哥儿女装的模样,肯定别有一番滋味。哪个画家大手子给他画一幅女装肖像? Immortal herb immortal flower reason: Elder Brother Li Yunxiao grew the man, wanted the muscle to have the muscle, wanted the man courage and uprightness to have the man courage and uprightness, if wore the women's wear, divided minute to be recognized? However, his facial features actually really good, if decorates slightly, the women's wear is not cannot look. 【仙草仙葩缘】:李赟小哥长得太爷们儿了,要肌肉有肌肉,要男子汉血性就有男子汉血性,要是穿上女装,分分钟被人认出来好么?不过,他的五官倒是真的好,要是稍稍修饰一下,女装也不是不能看。 Moe Lord spirit to favor reason: If which unmarried girl long this appearance, not good...... some spicy eyes. 【萌主灵宠缘】:要是哪家闺女长这个样子,不行……有些辣眼睛。 Jiang Pengji also thought that Li Yun some brain hole spicy eyes, where he does draw such a conclusion? 姜芃姬也觉得李赟的脑洞有些辣眼睛,他到底是从哪里得出这么一个结论? She nearly complained incompetently, I, even if the eye were blind, I also know that you played the role of the women's wear unable to look.” 她险些吐槽无能,“我纵然眼睛瞎了,我也知道你扮成女装不能瞧。” On Li Yun face appears some blushes, this knows oneself made a mistake understandingly, your majesty did not make him be dressed as a woman. 李赟脸上浮现些许红晕,这才知道自己会意错了,主公不是让他男扮女装啊。 However, if not he, who can that be? 但是,如果不是他的话,那会是谁? Looks, he falls to Jiang Pengji, asking, was difficult to be inadequate your majesty to be dressed as a woman, prepares to go on stage personally?” 瞧了瞧,他落向姜芃姬,问道,“难不成主公要男扮女装,准备亲自上场?” Jiang Pengji nods, „, selects the color to take a look to them, best hit them to see that the woman leg is soft.” 姜芃姬点点头,“嗯,给他们点儿颜色瞧瞧,最好打得他们看到女人腿就软。” Then, she reveals wipes the wicked interesting smile, looks in audience heart one cold, has an ominous premonition. 说完,她露出一抹恶趣味十足的笑容,看得诸位观众心中一寒,有种不祥的预感。 Li Yun stepped back, carefully looked, then said, this and this were not good......” 李赟退后一步,仔细看了看,然后道,“这、这不行吧……” Jiang Pengji the brow tip selects, said, to be how good? Under these soft foot shrimp, my hand can sweep away.” 姜芃姬眉梢一挑,道,“怎么就不行了?底下那些个软脚虾,我一只手就能横扫。” Li Yun shakes the head, super obtains enlightenment honestly, your majesty so great man, assumed the guise the female, but also did not have yun to be good to look.” 李赟摇摇头,超级诚实得道,“主公这般伟岸男子,扮作女子,还没赟好瞧呢。” Most fears the air peacefully suddenly- 最怕空气突然安静- The next second, the barrage between live broadcasts assumes blowout to erupt once again, everyone is lining up to ridicule Jiang Pengji. 下一秒,直播间的弹幕又一次呈井喷式爆发,大家伙儿排着队嘲笑姜芃姬。 Does not think that in addition only wants dead】: Spoke a joke to you- anchor was a great man, the women's wear does not have Li Yunhao to look. 【不想加更只想死】:给你们讲个笑话-主播是个伟岸男子,女装没李赟好瞧。 Goes into debt today: The anchor of transvestite must be dressed as a woman, therefore she is the male female? 【今天又欠债了呢】:女扮男装的主播要男扮女装了,所以她是男是女呢? Comes one to sprout/moe host again: Hahahaha, laughed at me, among this live broadcasts simply poisonous. 【再来一个萌主】:哈哈哈哈,笑死我了,这个直播间简直有毒。 Shiitake mushroom live broadcast gnaws keyboard: Elder Brother Li Yunxiao was too straightforward, like this straightforward boy often does not live for a long time. 【香菇直播啃键盘】:李赟小哥太耿直了,这样的耿直boy往往是活不长久的。 Tomorrow's several: Elder Brother Li Yunxiao, you were careful that you offended anchor narrow-mindedly miserably. 【明天几更呢】:李赟小哥,你小心啊,你把主播这个小心眼得罪惨了。 Jiang Pengji received the clothes of that female camp, raised the head to look at Li Yun, joyfully hehe. 姜芃姬接过那一身女营的衣裳,抬头瞧了一眼李赟,愉悦地呵呵了一声。 Li Yun puzzled its meaning, but also thinks that she approves of oneself words, at once shows the shy smile. 李赟不解其意,还以为她是赞同自己的话呢,旋即露出腼腆的笑容。
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