TEL :: Volume #15

#1467: Cuts down Nie Lianggong Yang big wave, the sword refers to the world( 13)


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Love might as well do base: My God, anchor this is toward dashes about wildly from black Kangzhuang Avenue does not turn head. 【恋爱不如搞基】:我的天,主播这是朝着自黑的康庄大道狂奔不回头啊。 shen cangue: The front leg almost murder son , the back leg belt/bring person blocks even/including the father to hit together, my wall does not hold, only takes the anchor. 【燊枷】:前脚差点杀了人儿子,后脚带人堵上门连老子一块打,我墙都不扶,只服主播。 The salt fish ba are eating the melon, moves in the small backless stool to wait for the war to open. 咸鱼们吧唧吧唧吃着瓜,搬来小板凳坐等大战开幕。 Alone small white rabbit: Online many bar essences, are spurting the anchor to be shameless crazily, most poisonous woman will of the people and so on. 【茕茕小白兔】:网上好多杠精,一个一个都在狂喷主播无耻阴毒,最毒妇人心之类的。 Blue drawer: With all due respect, the anchor stuck to one's own way of doing things so many years, when has paid attention to these bar essences? They are soft the reason that the younger sister coin can discover to spurt, really cannot think through in this world also to have anything is they cannot spurt. We were calm. 【蓝色抽屉】:恕我直言,主播我行我素这么多年了,什么时候理会过那些杠精?他们连软妹币都能找出喷的理由,实在想不通这世上还有什么东西是他们不能喷的。吾等淡定了。 Jiang Pengji the actions, are not everyone can accept, some especially glass hearts. 姜芃姬的所作所为,不是每个人都能接受的,特别是一些玻璃心。 Not only the glass heart also likes finding fault very much, depends the anchor not to have the means with them, squats floral formula black Jiang Pengji in the network. 不仅玻璃心还很喜欢找茬,仗着主播拿他们没办法,蹲在网络上花式黑姜芃姬。 Some reason straight male cancers, for example the female life a womb to be passed from generation to generation, the inherent responsibilities that the nature gave, she did not run to ask a man to marry the multiplication heir, instead the following man snatched the world ; Also some reasons purely are the Holy Mother sickness outbreaks, for example Jiang Pengji is cruel, kills people full wild, without least bit benevolent and public-spirited, this pinch of black mole most classical a few words are-, she depends on the murder to fight for state power unexpectedly, isn't the peaceful evolution good? Doesn't persuade with the love good? Why must kill, sins! 有些理由直男癌,例如女人生了个子宫就是为了传宗接代,大自然赋予的天职,她不跑去找个男人嫁了繁衍子嗣,反而跟着男人抢天下;还有些理由纯粹是圣母病发作,例如姜芃姬残忍无情,杀人盈野,没有半点儿仁慈和公德心,这撮黑子最经典的一句话就是-天哪,她居然靠着杀人打天下,和平演变不行吗?用爱感化不行嘛?为什么一定要打打杀杀,造孽! Must curl upwards the fellow of orchid fingers regarding this crowd of to rub halls, Jiang Pengji a supercilious look is giving parsimoniously. 对于这群撸馆都要翘着兰花指的家伙,姜芃姬连个白眼都吝啬给予。 Generally speaking, Jiang Pengji has two groups dead loyally in two potential surfaces. 总的来说,姜芃姬在两个位面有两伙死忠。 One group is among the live broadcasts the salt fish, snatches the small backless stool for ten years, another group is for ten years is black in the network her sprayer. 一伙就是直播间咸鱼,十年如一日抢小板凳,另一伙就是十年如一日在网络上黑她的喷子。 This...... really loves probably. 这……大概就是真爱吧。 The son who Jiang Pengji this chapter of half highway robbery kills Nie Liang, after does not succeed, sends people to challenge the enemy to battle, irritates Nie Liang intentionally, was too attentively dangerous. 姜芃姬这回半路劫杀聂良的儿子,不成功之后又派人叫阵,存心气死聂良,用心太险恶了。 They are so exactly big, has not really seen Jiang Pengji such face to be thick-skinned, feelings poisonous woman. 他们活这么大,真没见过姜芃姬这么脸皮厚、心肠毒的女人。 Most poisonous woman will of the people! 最毒妇人心啊! Some media will also instigate the underage crime, increases social violence evil reputation to buckle above her. 有些媒体还将“教唆未成年犯罪和、增加社会暴力”的屎盆子扣在她头上。 Jiang Pengji cannot see in any case, how is casual they to appraise the commentary. 反正姜芃姬看不见,随便他们如何褒贬评论。 Is looking among the live broadcasts the commentary of salt fish, Jiang Pengji the response was still calm. 瞧着直播间咸鱼们的评论,姜芃姬的反应仍旧淡定。 She even spoke the sentence extremely exasperating words. 她甚至说了句极为气人的话。 Anchor V: Your that side media were filled with righteous indignation, should Nie Liang this litigant fly into a rage? 【主播V】:你们那边的媒体都这么义愤填膺了,聂良这个当事人应该更加暴跳如雷吧? They underestimated the insensitivity and the psychological bearing capacity anchor once again. 他们又一次低估了主播的厚脸皮和心理承受能力。 Salt fish silent long time. 咸鱼们沉默良久。 How to reply, only had the ellipsis. 何以应答,唯有省略号。 Chatted, challenged the enemy to battle was still continuing. 谈笑间,叫阵仍在继续。 Some secondary general brings into full play the boorish school of thought the language style, challenging the enemy to battle to irritate individual. 某个裨将充分发挥粗野学派的语言风格,叫阵能气死个人。 Many salt fish indicated that can trade elegantly, shouted curses is very coarse. 不少咸鱼表示能不能换个文雅点儿的,这么叫骂很难听啊。 Scolded elegantly, the enemy soldiers could not understand, this was not whistle jig to a milestone. Is vulgar, others more can understand.” “骂得太文雅了,敌方士兵听不懂啊,这不就是对牛弹琴了。越是粗俗,人家越是听得懂。” Challenges the enemy to battle the provocation to not to lower the enemy morale, making them be mad the state of mind to fluctuate? 叫阵挑衅不就是为了打压敌方士气,让他们气得心绪浮动么? In this cultural popular rate 1% no time, scolded continually elegantly, others also shut out you not to have the strength softly. 在这个文化普及率连百分之一都没有的时代,骂得文雅了,人家还嫌弃你软绵绵没有力道。 Had a salt fish to ask a very cunning question. 有条咸鱼问了个很刁钻的问题。 Buckles foot to eat meal: In eastern celebrate and is the imperial edict two countries, the language barrier is very big? Can understand? 【扣着脚吃饭】:东庆和中诏是两个国家,语言隔阂很大吧?听得懂么? Jiang Pengji said, does not know glossary that curses at people, even if away from the interstellar race to be self-taught?” 姜芃姬道,“不知道骂人的词汇,哪怕隔着星际种族都能无师自通?” Even if cannot understand, but also knows that the opposite party is scolding himself, this is the language charm that quarrelled. 哪怕听不懂,但也知道对方在骂自己,这就是骂架的语言魅力。 During the speeches, the enemy gave the response finally. 说话间,敌人终于给了反应。 Small!” Jiang Pengji extracts to cut the divine blade, shoulders the back of the blade on the shoulder, the chin raises, the arrogant say/way, was open for business!” “小的们!”姜芃姬抽出斩神刀,将刀背扛在肩上,下巴微扬,倨傲道,“开张了!” Sun Wen of supervising combat: „......” 督战的孙文:“……” This time dispatches troops to be mad Nie Liang, the time press, many instruments do not have the means to arrive, the army also only draws part. 此次出兵就是为了气聂良,时间紧迫,不少器械都没办法到位,大军也只拉来一部分。 They really hit, Jiang Pengji here advantage is not big. 他们真打起来,姜芃姬这边的优势不大。 She to defend the pass/test, preventing Nie Liang to send people to sneak attack the Zhanjiang pass/test, must shut tightly to close the door, therefore the following military support definitely is inferior to the enemy side. 她为了守关,防止聂良派人偷袭湛江关,必须紧闭关门,因此后续兵力支援肯定不如敌方。 Nie Liang meets head-on hastily, prepares to be inferior that Jiang Pengji, makes war must eat slightly to owe. 聂良仓促迎战,准备不如姜芃姬,开战必然要吃个小亏。 Both armies engagement time is long, Nie Liang supported with, Jiang Pengji instead must fall into passive and disadvantage. Based on all sorts of considerations, Jiang Pengji this time dispatches troops for to slide person, superficial then, making Nie Liang soldiers and horses follow to eat a everywhere yellow sand of mouth behind them. 两军交战时间一长,聂良支援跟上来了,姜芃姬反而要陷入被动和劣势。基于种种考虑,姜芃姬这次出兵就是为了“溜人”,浅尝即可,让聂良兵马跟在他们后面吃一嘴的漫天黄沙。 Is inexpensive? 贱不贱? Inexpensive! 贱极了! Doing to Jiang Pengji likes this, senior officer who among the live broadcasts surrounds silently hehe. 奈何姜芃姬就是喜欢这样,直播间默默围观的老首长呵呵了。 The seventh regiment, an operational vanguard regiment, is then brought by Jiang Pengji crookedly. 第七军团,一线作战先锋军团,便是这么被姜芃姬带歪的。 If the leaders are not virtuous , the people cannot expected to virtuous! 上梁不正下梁歪! Jiang Pengji a red clothes silver armor, the crotch white horse runs out of the army like lightning, mixes in the boundless huge crowd, heartily harvesting head/number of people. 姜芃姬一袭红衣银甲,胯下白马如闪电般冲出大军,混入茫茫人海,尽情收割人头。 „Becoming known, your I have not enjoyed oneself to the full for a long time!” “大白,你我好久没这么尽兴了!” Since little white this scoundrel turned becoming known, becomes known except for firstborn in vain, later lived three. 自打小白这个混账拐了大白,大白除了头胎的“白白”,之后又生了三回。 Jiang Pengji Zhou Bapi cannot force on the pregnant woman again the battlefield, can only wait to become known the arid gestation period to pass. 姜芃姬再周扒皮也不能强迫孕妇上战场,只能等大白枯燥的孕期过去。 They have not battled for a long time together. 她们已经好久没有一同作战了。 If not little white is obedient, Jiang Pengji really thinks that a blade spayed the root of the evil of that lead horse. 若非小白还算听话,姜芃姬真想一刀骟了那头马的孽根。 Becoming known passes the human nature extremely, moved restlessly the active mood even more to surge upward. 大白极通人性,本就躁动活跃的情绪越发高涨。 Its build is quite huge, heavy horse like that tall robust who although is inferior to the heavy cavalry camp, but also is a tall and strong little miss. 它的体型比较庞大,虽不如重骑兵营的重型马那般高壮,但也是个魁梧强健的小姑娘。 Wears full Zhanjia muddily, becoming known the operational style is even more wild, dashes with withstanding great pressure, sends out the sad and shrill pitiful yell to opposite horse, draws back several to stand firm continually. When it stood firm, the master on horseback had been taken away the head/number of people by Jiang Pengji. 浑身披满战甲,大白作战风格越发狂野,冲撞起来就跟泰山压顶似的,冲得对面的马儿发出凄厉的惨叫,连退数步才能稳住。等它稳住了,马背上的主人已经被姜芃姬收走人头。 Killed one, Jiang Pengji pats the neck that the racket becomes known. 杀了一阵,姜芃姬拍拍大白的脖子。 Goes back.” “回去。” Becoming known reluctant. 大白不情不愿。 Jiang Pengji is saying with a smile, „, if the wave were carelessly big, that crowd small Duke lifts to manifest suddenly.” 姜芃姬笑着道,“要是不慎浪大了,那群小公举要发作的。” She was your majesty, even if can hit again, she also has no alternative but to care about under the tent/account the civil and military small heart. 她是主公,哪怕再能打,她也不能不顾及帐下文武的小心脏。 Then, they, if has not caught up with us, I plan to a Nie Liangsong big ritual.” “回头,他们要是没追上我们,我打算给聂良送一份大礼。” Jiang Pengji conducted the shoulder to cut the divine blade wave, until the crotch white horse turned into the scarlet red horse, she had not given full expression to draw back. 姜芃姬扛着斩神刀浪了一阵,直至胯下白马变成猩红红马,她才意犹未尽地退回来。 Sun Wen turns head to look silently own your majesty, he until now not your majesty who is familiar with one so to hit. 孙文默默扭头看自家主公,他至今也没习惯有一个如此能打的主公。 He chose to disregard your majesty to go to wave battlefield matter, asked that delivered what Dali?” 他选择无视主公又去浪战场这事儿,问道,“送何大礼?” Jiang Pengji said that one set of magnificent shirt.” 姜芃姬道,“一套华丽的女衫。” Sun Wen: „......” 孙文:“……” She said with a smile, „, if not for the to rub hall must curl upwards herdsman of orchid fingers, then puts on the woman of men's wear, otherwise how couldn't the enemies even catch up? Everywhere along the road, you said me, if gives Nie Liang together with the clothes this saying, he can be mad spits blood?” 她笑道,“若不是撸馆还要翘着兰花指的倌儿,便是穿着男装的弱女子了,不然怎么连敌人都追不上?载道,你说我要是将这话连同衣裳送给聂良,他会不会气得吐血?” Sun Wen: „......” 孙文:“……” Own your majesty lives the wrong sex, said that the yellow piece can say so fresh refined. 自家主公才是生错性别吧,说黄段子都能说得这般清新脱俗。 The bonus was Sun Wen's grandsons must discuss kissed, he cannot accept your majesty's yellow piece. 饶是孙文的孙儿都要议亲了,他还是不太能接受自家主公的黄段子。 Inexplicable somewhat loves dearly Nie Liang. 莫名有些心疼聂良。
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